1 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,700 ♪ 2 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:26,600 (woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪ 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,266 ♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪ 4 00:00:30,266 --> 00:00:32,800 ♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪ 5 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ CALLED LOVE ♪ 6 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,700 ♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪ 7 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:42,533 ♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪ 8 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:45,567 ♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪ 9 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:49,500 ♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪ 10 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,600 ♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪ 11 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,567 ♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪ 12 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:57,633 ♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪ 13 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪ 14 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,300 ♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪ 15 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,700 ♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪ 16 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,700 ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪ 17 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:15,867 ♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪ 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:22,400 ♪ CALLED LOVE ♪ 19 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,300 (vacuums whirring) 20 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,667 (door closes) 21 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,834 WOULD YOU LOCK THAT DOOR FOR ME? 22 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:11,367 (panting) 23 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:20,533 (panting) 24 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,433 MM. MM. 25 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:39,867 (gasping) 26 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,200 AH! OH! 27 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,700 MM. MM. 28 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:51,433 (both grunting) 29 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:52,767 (telephone rings) 30 00:02:52,767 --> 00:02:54,166 YES? 31 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,567 (Liz) I missed your cock. (gasps) 32 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,567 (moans) OH! 33 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:01,467 (moaning) 34 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,400 YEAH, MICHAEL. YEAH. 35 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,867 OH! SPREAD WIDER FOR ME. 36 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:07,166 OHH! 37 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:09,600 HOLD ON. (Liz grunting) 38 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,800 HOLD ON. 39 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,266 I recognize these voices. 40 00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:15,700 LIZ? MICHAEL? 41 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:18,200 What a lovely surprise! LUTHER? 42 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,600 (chuckles) YES. YOU'VE DIALED MY EXTENSION. 43 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,367 I'm in my office. What fun is this! 44 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:24,867 MY GOD. WELL, GET OFF! 45 00:03:24,867 --> 00:03:26,533 OH, KEEP GOING. I WILL. (chuckles) 46 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:27,734 NOW! 47 00:03:27,734 --> 00:03:29,166 WELL, I'M HAPPY TO STAY ON 48 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:31,333 FOR ANY TECH SUPPORT YOU MIGHT NEED. 49 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,767 PUSHING BUTTONS, CROSSING WIRES, 50 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:36,166 etcetera. 51 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:37,834 W-- (clears throat) 52 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:40,400 THIS IS EMBARRASSING. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 53 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,333 HE'S THE MOST OBSCENE MAN IN AMERICA. 54 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,700 MM. 55 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,700 HIS FANTASIES EXCEED ANYTHING WE COULD DO. 56 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,200 OH, YEAH? MM-HMM. 57 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,734 MM. OH, GOD. MMM. 58 00:03:49,734 --> 00:03:52,533 MY PUSSY CAN'T STAND TO BE AWAY FROM YOU THIS LONG. 59 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,700 OH! 60 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:55,900 (both moaning) 61 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,166 (cell phone rings) MM. 62 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,533 SHIT! 63 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,567 NO, NO, NO. NO. YES. 64 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:03,300 (ring) MM. 65 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,233 CAMPANO. 66 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:07,734 (clears throat) OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 67 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:10,367 I GOT A CODE RED. (grunts) OH, YEAH. 68 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:11,734 IT'S CAPTAIN DECKER. 69 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:13,633 HE'S COMING TO CHECK OUT THE STAKEOUT. 70 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:16,266 YOU JUST GOT HERE. WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER FOR SIX DAYS... 71 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:17,600 AND 14 HOURS. AND 14 HOURS. 72 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,133 OH, I HAD TO BEG PRESTON TO LET ME GO. 73 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:24,100 WE'RE TRYING TO BUST THIS CROOKED JUDGE, 74 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,767 CATCH HIM RED-HANDED. 75 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,800 VICE SLEEPS FOR NO MAN. 76 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,633 I MISS TALKING TO YOU... 77 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:30,867 (chuckles) 78 00:04:30,867 --> 00:04:32,700 EXCHANGING IDEAS... (giggles) 79 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,900 AS I WATCH YOU SHOWER. 80 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,700 IDEAS? 81 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,800 WELL, I'VE GOT 25 SECONDS. 82 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,667 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 83 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,367 WELL, HOW ABOUT... 84 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,900 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? 85 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:47,166 OH, WELL THAT'S EASY, 86 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,367 BUT IT'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL LATER. 87 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:50,533 OH. MM. 88 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,800 MM. MM. 89 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,567 MM. MM. 90 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,900 PARTING GIFT. 91 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,433 YOU GOT EVERYTHING? 92 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:03,633 YEAH. 93 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:05,300 WELL, HELLO AGAIN. 94 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,834 HELLO, LUTHER. 95 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:09,333 WHAT'S NEW? 96 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,767 I WAS JUST... 97 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:13,533 TAKING OFFICER CAMPANO'S.. DEPOSITION. 98 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:14,900 OH. MM-HMM. 99 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,800 AND HOW DID THAT GO? 100 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,633 OH, WELL, VERY... VERY PROBING. 101 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:20,367 MM. 102 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:23,367 UH, THIS IS YOKUSHI SHIMADZU, A CLIENT OF THE FIRM. 103 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:25,533 YES, ONE OF THE FIRM'S MOST IMPORTANT CLIENTS. 104 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,600 MS. SHIMADZU IS THE C.F.O. OF LELO, 105 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,100 THE PLATINUM STANDARD IN INTIMATE LUXURY. 106 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,700 C.F.O.? VERY IMPRESSIVE. 107 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:38,200 THINGS ARE GOING VERY WELL. WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING EXPANSION. 108 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,467 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH OUR PERSONAL PLEASURE PRODUCT LINE? 109 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,166 GIGI IS A... 110 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:44,667 (whispers) VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE. 111 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:45,867 MM. MINE, TOO. (normal voice) WELL... 112 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,467 (claps hands) NICE TO MEET YOU. 113 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:48,700 (speaks indistinctly) 114 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:49,900 MY PLEASURE. 115 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,433 LUTHER. MM-HMM. 116 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,233 (speaks Japanese) 117 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:55,433 MM. 118 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,867 (sighs) SO AT THIS RATE, 119 00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:59,533 WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER... WHAT, NEXT SUMMER? 120 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,433 BRING SOME LOTION. 121 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:04,433 AND IN CASE YOU FEEL NOSTALGIC... 122 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,667 (chuckles) 123 00:06:19,867 --> 00:06:22,300 HOW LONG WERE YOU LISTENING TO US? 124 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,800 NOT LONG ENOUGH. 125 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,133 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. BETWEEN HER SCHEDULE AND MINE, 126 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,200 OUR PERSONAL LIFE HAS TAKEN A BLOW. 127 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,700 OH, THAT SOUNDS DIRTY. 128 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,333 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 129 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,834 WHAT'S DIRTY? I DON'T KNOW. 130 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,467 I-I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DIRTY. MICHAEL. 131 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:36,467 I MISS DIRTY-- MICHAEL, STOP TALKING. SHH. 132 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,433 HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOKUSHI? 133 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:40,300 UGH. WELL, I'M NOT GETTING ANY. 134 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,367 LUTHER! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, 135 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,834 SHE'S OUR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENT. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 136 00:06:44,834 --> 00:06:46,500 OH, MICHAEL, I WOULD NEVER COMPROMISE 137 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,700 THE SACROSANCT INTEGRITY OF THE ATTORNEY/CLIENT BOND. 138 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,633 IT'S JUST... MY COCK KEEPS MAKING TROUBLE. 139 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:53,834 BAD BOY! DOWN! SIT! ROLL OVER! HEEL! 140 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:55,567 LUTHER, I--HEY! LUTHER! 141 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,166 HEY! 142 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,867 YOU ARE SCREAMING AT YOUR PENIS. 143 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:00,667 HE GAVE ME NO CHOICE. 144 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:04,333 (sighs) THESE EASTERN GODDESSES DRIVE ME MAD. 145 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,700 DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE WOMAN I MET IN BURMA? 146 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,266 SHE HAD SQUARE NIPPLES, 147 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:11,166 LIKE PINK, SUCCULENT DICE. 148 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,800 IT CHANGED MY LIFE, MICHAEL. 149 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,700 STAY IN THE MOMENT, LUTHER. 150 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,867 I'M CONVINCED YOKUSHI HAS SQUARE NIPPLES. 151 00:07:16,867 --> 00:07:18,400 I COULD SEE THEM THROUGH HER BLOUSE, 152 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,100 LIKE ERECT BOUILLON CUBES. 153 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,767 PLEASE STOP. SQUARE NIPPLES, MICHAEL. 154 00:07:23,767 --> 00:07:25,233 THAT'S IT. OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE. 155 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,834 (alert chimes) 156 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:28,367 (door closes) 157 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:30,500 (taps keyboard) 158 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,600 (laughs) LOOK WHO'S OOH-VU'ing ME. 159 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,433 IS THAT PEMBERG DELACOURT? 160 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,333 (imitates French accent) OUI, OUI, LUTHER. 161 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,700 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG. 162 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,633 (normal voice) I'D BE AMAZED IF YOU STILL REMEMBER... 163 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,633 (whispers) WHAT I LOOK LIKE. 164 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,133 WHOOPS! 165 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:51,867 (chuckles) OH! WELL, IT'S COMING BACK TO ME. 166 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:53,767 OOH! 167 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,800 MWAH. 168 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,533 WELL, ISN'T THAT SCREEN HAVING ALL THE FUN? 169 00:07:59,533 --> 00:08:01,200 I'M A PIG. 170 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,333 I SHOULD HAVE A SNOUT AND HOOVES. 171 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,800 ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT IS PUSSY. 172 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,800 YOU'D THINK I'D OUTGROW IT. 173 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,467 BUT WHY? 174 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:13,834 I MEAN, WHAT'S BETTER THAN PUSSY? 175 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:16,066 I'LL TELL YA-- STRANGE PUSSY. YEAH. 176 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:18,367 STRANGE, DANGEROUS PUSSY. 177 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,133 YOU PUT IN THE ELEMENT OF DANGER, 178 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,834 AND I'M IN HEAVEN. 179 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,700 NOT THE KIND THAT GOD RUNS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 180 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:27,133 THEN YOU ADD THE ELEMENT OF GETTING CAUGHT. 181 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:28,333 OHH. 182 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,467 MY NASTY BLOOD STARTS TO BOIL. 183 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,667 (laughs) 184 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:34,633 I DID IT IN CHURCH ONCE. THAT TOOK BALLS. 185 00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:37,834 BUT MOSTLY, I THINK IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU'RE DOING IT WITH. 186 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:41,233 DARLENE JESSUP DID ME IN THE CLOAKROOM IN THE TENTH GRADE 187 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:42,600 AFTER SCHOOL. 188 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,600 SHE WAS MY MATH TEACHER. 189 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,500 OINK. (laughs) 190 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,200 HOW BAD IS THAT? 191 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,333 I COULDA GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 192 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:52,533 DID I MENTION I WAS BONING THE PRINCIPAL AS WELL? 193 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,233 (laughs) 194 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:57,667 (knock on door) 195 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,834 YOU GOT HERE JUST UNDER THE WIRE. 196 00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:01,600 CAPTAIN JUST PULLED UP. 197 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,867 (sighs) 198 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:06,300 HOW WAS YOUR CONJUGAL VISIT? 199 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,500 BRIEF. 200 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,266 LOTS OF GUNPOWDER, TOO MUCH FUSE? 201 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,233 (chuckles) BEEN THERE. 202 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:15,133 MICHAEL TOLD ME HE MISSED TALKING TO ME. 203 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:18,567 THEN WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, THAT HE'S GONNA GET TO KNOW YOU? 204 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:20,066 YEP. 205 00:09:20,066 --> 00:09:21,800 THAT NEVER GOES WELL. 206 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,200 TRUE. 207 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,834 (chuckles) 208 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:27,333 SO WHAT'S NEW WITH THE JUDGE? ZIP. 209 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,233 IF THIS GUY IS ON THE TAKE, HE IS DOING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 210 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:31,700 HE'LL FUCK UP. 211 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,767 LIARS WANNA GET CAUGHT. 212 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:36,300 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT. 213 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,734 LOOK AT HIM. WHAT IS HE SO GOD DAMN HAPPY ABOUT? 214 00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:43,633 RUINING INNOCENT LIVES? 215 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,700 LESTER? 216 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,333 HEY, LESTER. 217 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:50,367 WE'RE GONNA BURY YOU, YOU FUCKING VAMPIRE. 218 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,467 (moans) 219 00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:56,667 MMM. 220 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:58,834 (telephone rings) 221 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:01,333 (Luther) Michael, you busy? 222 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,133 JUST FINISHING SOMETHING. 223 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,667 We need you right now. We're in the conference room. 224 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:06,834 (sighs) 225 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,900 AH. 226 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:16,734 (cell phone rings) 227 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,133 (ring) 228 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:19,467 (clears throat) 229 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:20,834 (ring) 230 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:23,567 HEY, CAPTAIN. HE'S GETTING A CALL. 231 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,533 (ring) 232 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,233 LESTER MACK. 233 00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:30,200 ELAINE? 234 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,400 (sighs) ENOUGH. 235 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,133 YOU CAN TELL OUR CHILDREN 236 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,433 THAT THEIR FATHER'S A VERY IMPORTANT MAN 237 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:35,900 UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE, 238 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,233 AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 239 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:40,200 THAT HE CAN'T MAKE IT HOME TO HAVE FUCKING DINNER WITH THEM 240 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,500 EVERY FUCKING NIGHT OF THE WEEK. 241 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,867 YOU KNEW HOW MY LIFE WOULD BE 242 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:46,667 WHEN I ACCEPTED THIS APPOINTMENT. 243 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,433 WHAT?! 244 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,266 FUCK YOU, ELAINE! 245 00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,533 YOUR FATHER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY APPOINTMENT! 246 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,400 FUCK YOU, ELAINE. 247 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,300 (shuts cell phone) BITCH. 248 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:58,834 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 249 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,467 FAMILY MAN OF THE YEAR. 250 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,734 HE IS SO FULL OF SHIT. 251 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:04,633 HE MARRIED ELAINE TO GET WHAT HE WANTED. 252 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:08,533 HER OLD MAN'S TAYLOR SMITH-- BIGGEST DEVELOPER IN L.A. 253 00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,367 THIS GUY'S A RAGEAHOLIC. 254 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,433 YEAH, A HYPOCRITICAL DOUCHE BAG. 255 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:14,600 THIS PRICK RUINED ONE OF MY BEST OFFICERS. 256 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,700 HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED HIS CAREER. 257 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,633 I WAS AT THE TRIAL. 258 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:20,533 THIS TIME, HE GOES DOWN. 259 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:23,367 CAN I HAVE A SLICE? 260 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,600 IT'S COLD. 261 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,133 THE ONLY WAY I EAT IT. 262 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:30,400 THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST STAKEOUT. 263 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,867 GAINED 25 POUNDS. 264 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:33,266 (laughs) 265 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,767 KEEP ME IN THE LOOP. 266 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,200 (laughs) 267 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,400 OH. 268 00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:41,400 WE ARE NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF HERE. 269 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,533 THE PRICE OF FREEDOM, BIG GUY. 270 00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:45,400 WE'RE COPS. 271 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,367 WE HATE INJUSTICE. 272 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,433 YEAH, 273 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:51,300 BUT I MISS MY TEMPUR-PEDIC. 274 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,533 (chuckles) 275 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,233 (man) HMM. 276 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:03,233 SO... 277 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:06,600 YOKUSHI, YOU ACTUALLY NAME YOUR PRODUCTS. 278 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,533 THAT IS GIGI. 279 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,233 HMM. 280 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,367 (clears throat) 281 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,700 AND THAT IS ONO. 282 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,333 HMM. 283 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,533 WELL, PERHAPS ONE DAY, THERE WILL BE A "LUTHER." 284 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,133 WE COULD TAKE A MOLD. 285 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,500 OH. (laughs) (laughs) 286 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,700 PERHAPS. 287 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,233 AT LELO, 288 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:27,567 TEXTURE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT. 289 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:31,133 IT IS THE MERGER OF SENSUALITY AND RELEASE. 290 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,333 OH, YES. 291 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,133 CAN YOU ELABORATE? 292 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:38,500 THE VARIOUS SURFACES MUST YIELD AND SURRENDER 293 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,367 CAN YOU ELABORATE A BIT LONGER? 294 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,734 (cell phone alert chimes) 295 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,900 AH. 296 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,400 ONE MOMENT. MM. 297 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,333 (Luther and Yokushi speaking indistinctly) 298 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,667 (Yokushi) MM-HMM. MM. 299 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,900 (cell phone alert chimes) 300 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,834 BATHROOM. (sighs) 301 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,734 (moans) 302 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:23,867 (moaning) 303 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,367 MM. 304 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,900 OH. 305 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,333 YES, WELL... 306 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,266 (gasping) 307 00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:35,500 (moaning) 308 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,900 MM. YEAH. 309 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,266 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 310 00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,867 I HAVE A VERY URGENT MESSAGE TO DEAL WITH. 311 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:57,800 (gasping) 312 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,166 AHH. 313 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,467 MM. 314 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,600 (chuckles) 315 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,567 (laughs) 316 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,433 (gasping) 317 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,667 (moans) 318 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,867 MM. AMAZING. 319 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,233 (moans) MM. 320 00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:34,500 (panting) 321 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,633 (chuckles) OH. 322 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:41,166 OH! 323 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,900 OH, GOD! (moans) 324 00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,567 OH! OH! 325 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,266 (panting) 326 00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:50,467 MM! 327 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,700 OH! 328 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,166 OH! 329 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,500 OHH! OH! (knock on door) 330 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,133 HUH? WHO IS IT?! 331 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,900 IT'S PEMMIE, LOOKING FOR LUTHER! 332 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,433 CONFERENCE ROOM! 333 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,567 MICHAEL. 334 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:12,767 HOW ARE YOU? 335 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,300 I'M BUSY! CONFERENCE ROOM! 336 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,600 GOSH, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER? 337 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,133 CHRISTMAS! 338 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,734 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 339 00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,700 SUPER! TAKE CARE. GOOD-BYE. CONFERENCE ROOM. 340 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,567 (knock on door) (Preston) LIZ? 341 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,433 FUCK! 342 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,834 WELL, YOKUSHI, THIS IS MY... 343 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,867 ASSOCIATE PEMBERG. 344 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:45,834 PEMBERG, MEET ONE OF OUR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENTS, 345 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,166 YOKUSHI SHIMADZU. OH. 346 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,800 MY PLEASURE, PEMBERG. 347 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,834 DITTO, YOKUSHI. 348 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:55,133 YOKUSHI, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR... 349 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,667 JUST A FEW MINUTES? 350 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,467 ABSOLUTELY. 351 00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:01,700 I HAVE SOME FAXES TO SEND BACK TO MY HOME OFFICE. 352 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,500 OH, EXCELLENT. 353 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,333 (Pemberg) OH! 354 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,834 WE ONLY HAVE FIVE OR SIX MINUTES. 355 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,333 ENOUGH TALKING! 356 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,100 I... HAVE A LITTLE... 357 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,433 OOH! 358 00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:21,734 PRESENT FOR YOU. 359 00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:23,300 MMM. (chuckles) 360 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,500 (laughs) 361 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,700 AHH. THE LELO SENSUOUS SUEDE WHIP. 362 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,100 CAN TO TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? (growls) 363 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,567 MAKE IT BARK, BITCH BOY! 364 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,100 OOH! (laughs) OOH, I LOVE WHEN YOU CALL ME NAMES. 365 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,600 (laughs) 366 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,467 MMM. 367 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,300 OH! AH! 368 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,867 OH, GOD! 369 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,367 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES. 370 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,300 OOH. (laughs) MMM. 371 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,600 OH, MY GOODNESS. 372 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,900 I LOVE... AAH! (laughs) 373 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,700 (inhales deeply) SMELLS LIKE PLEATHER. 374 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,200 (laughs) MM! YES! AAH! AAH! 375 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,633 (grunts and laughs) 376 00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:53,433 YES! OHH! 377 00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,300 AAH! OH! UHH! 378 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,567 (laughs) OH, YES. 379 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,667 (moaning) AAH! NAUGHTY GIRL. 380 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,767 (both laugh) 381 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,867 OH, THE BITCH BOY IS BACK! 382 00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,266 AAH! (laughs) 383 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,166 OH! MMM! (laughing) 384 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,100 (sighs) COME ON, LESTER, DO SOMETHING BAD. 385 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,633 I NEED TO GO HOME. 386 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,667 (knock on door) 387 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,667 YOU EXPECTING SOMEBODY? NO. 388 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,767 OH, HELL, NO. 389 00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,233 (closes door) WHAT? 390 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:37,166 (knock on door) 391 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,433 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 392 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,433 PRESTON, IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT OKAY. 393 00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,467 HE COULD BE COMPROMISING AN IMPORTANT POLICE OPERATION. 394 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,266 ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? COME ON IN. MAYBE I SHOULD GO. 395 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,500 NO! MICHAEL, STAY. 396 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,333 COME ON. 397 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,467 OKAY. 398 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,533 UH, HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY ASPIRIN? 399 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,633 I'VE GOT A... HEADACHE. 400 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:57,834 (chuckles) 401 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,500 IN MY PURSE. IN THE BEDROOM. 402 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,667 OH. GREAT. I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. 403 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,300 THOSE CHILD-PROOF CAPS CAN BE TRICKY. 404 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,700 MM-HMM. 405 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,433 THEY'RE MOTHERFUCKERS. 406 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:13,300 GROWN-ASS MAN STRUGGLING WITH A PLASTIC CAP. YEAH. 407 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,166 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 408 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,100 FUCK IT. 409 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,533 (buttons clatter) GOD! 410 00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:30,166 THAT MUST'VE BEEN A $200 SHIRT. 411 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,400 $400. AND YOU'RE WORTH IT. 412 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,567 AH! 413 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,867 (gasps) 414 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,200 MM. 415 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,400 AAH! (chuckles) 416 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,667 MMM. AHH. 417 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,767 MMM. AH. 418 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,166 AAH! 419 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:50,100 (moaning) (gasping) 420 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,233 MMM. AAH! 421 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,467 (knock on door) 422 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,500 LIZ! CODE RED! CODE RED! 423 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,767 SHIT! 424 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,500 (whispers) YEAH, MY SHIRT. MY SHIRT. 425 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,467 OH. OH. 426 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,333 OH, HEY, GREAT SEEING YOU. 427 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,133 YEAH. 428 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,333 "YEAH, YOU, TOO, MICHAEL." 429 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,133 SHIT! 430 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,734 OHH. 431 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,834 (normal voice) WHAT'S GOING ON? 432 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,233 IT'S ALL RIGHT. LOOK. 433 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,533 WHO'S THAT? OUR TICKET TO RIDE. 434 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,700 (grunts) 435 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,834 OH, HEY. I'VE SEEN HER ON TV. 436 00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,567 SHE'S THE DEFENDANT IN THE COLEMAN MURDER TRIAL. 437 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,467 SHOT HER HUSBAND. ALLEGEDLY. 438 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,800 FOUR TIMES. AND GUESS WHO THE SITTING JUDGE IS-- 439 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,533 THE DISHONORABLE LESTER MACK. 440 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,300 AND GUESS WHO IS GOING DOWNSTAIRS THREE FLOORS 441 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,667 TO BUST HIS ASS. I'LL CALL CAPTAIN. 442 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,767 CAP ON THAT BOTTLE MUST'VE BEEN A FUCKIN' BEAR. 443 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,233 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE MONITOR. 444 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:48,333 IF LESTER LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BOLT, HIT ME ON THE TWO-WAY. 445 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,800 (door opens and closes) AH. 446 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,533 (sighs) IS HE GONNA BE OKAY? 447 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,734 PROBABLY, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. 448 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:58,300 LESTER FINDS OUT HE'S FUCKED, HE MAY FLIP. 449 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,667 (Pemberg giggling) 450 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,400 LOOK AT THIS. 451 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,400 THE HOME OFFICE HAS AGREED TO OUR FINANCIAL... AGREEMENT. 452 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,500 YOKUSHI, I AM SO EMBARRASSED. 453 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,500 THIS WAS NOT LUTHER'S IDEA. 454 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,233 NO. THIS WAS MINE. 455 00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,800 I FORCED MYSELF ON HIM. 456 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,133 YEAH, SHE'S VERY FORCEFUL. YOU... 457 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,834 YOUR SENSUAL WHIP DROVE HER TO IT. 458 00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:23,400 WORDS HAVE ESCAPED ME. 459 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,433 I-I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY... 460 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:31,367 EXCEPT IT WOULD BE MY HONOR TO JOIN YOU. 461 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,700 OH! OH! (giggles) OH. 462 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,934 WELL, THAT WOULD BE DELIGHTFUL. UM... 463 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,333 (giggles) OKAY, PEMMIE? 464 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,266 I'M DELIGHTED. MM-HMM. 465 00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:41,600 YES, WE'D BE DELIGHTED. (chuckles) 466 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,266 OH, GOSH. OH, MY. SHE'S DISROBING. 467 00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:45,934 OH, SHE'S... OKAY. (laughs) 468 00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,500 OH, LOVELY HAIR. 469 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,233 JUMP ABOARD. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. 470 00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,767 OH. (giggles) 471 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,600 MMM. OH. 472 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,333 OHH. 473 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,200 OH! YOUR NIPPLES... 474 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,600 THEY SHOW SUCH EXCITEMENT. 475 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,000 OH. 476 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,433 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MINE? YES! 477 00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:12,667 OH, YES. 478 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,734 YES! YES! YES. YES. (laughs) 479 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,367 (gasps) OH! HOLY SHIT! 480 00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:19,800 SQUARE ENOUGH. 481 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,333 (laughs) 482 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,834 I KNEW IT. 483 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,333 OH, GOD. 484 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,767 (women moaning) 485 00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,266 (chuckles) MMM! 486 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,600 (woman gasping) YES! 487 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,200 OH! OH! OH! 488 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,633 STOP! GO! GO! GET! 489 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,734 MRS. COLEMAN, WAIT FOR US RIGHT IN HERE, PLEASE. 490 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,166 (groans, panting) 491 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,700 JUDGE MACK... 492 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,834 CAPTAIN DECKER. OH. 493 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,266 YES, I REMEMBER FROM THE, UH, HAMILTON TRIAL. 494 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:52,667 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? MOTIVATED. 495 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,734 JUDGE MACK, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 496 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,367 I KNOW MY RIGHTS, OFFICER. 497 00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,567 MAY I HAVE A PRIVATE MOMENT WITH YOU, CAPTAIN? 498 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,567 LOOK, UH... 499 00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:06,433 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME, UH, YOU AND YOUR WIFE TOOK A VACATION? 500 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:07,800 HMM. WELL... 501 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,600 IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I CAN'T RECALL. 502 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,867 NAME A PLACE. 503 00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,767 ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD, 504 00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:14,166 IT'S ON ME. 505 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,467 FIRST CLASS. 506 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,734 WELL, HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT FROM JAIL? 507 00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:19,166 OH, YEAH. 508 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,367 SMILE FOR THE CAMERA. 509 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:24,233 YOU'VE BEEN FILMING ME? 510 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,467 YOU FUCKIN' TWO-BIT COP! 511 00:22:26,467 --> 00:22:28,667 DID SOMEBODY CALL ME? 512 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,433 SO, JUDGE, FUCKIN' TWO-BIT COPS 513 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,333 HAVE THE POWER TO ARREST PEOPLE. 514 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,533 (sighs) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 515 00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,233 FUCK YOU, MAN. 516 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:38,567 CUFF HIM, PRESTON. 517 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,600 (laughing) 518 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,233 (handcuffs click) SO SEE YA IN COURT, JUDGE. 519 00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:45,433 YEAH. 520 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,200 (chuckles) 521 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,200 GREAT WORK, CAMPANO! 522 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,700 OOH! 523 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,500 TAKE OFF. GO DO SOMETHIN' FUN. 524 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,367 WELL... 525 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,767 I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO THAT'S FUN. 526 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,734 HUH? MM-HMM. 527 00:22:59,734 --> 00:23:01,266 MM. 528 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:02,467 (whispers) COME. 529 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:04,166 (normal voice) COME HERE. 530 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,900 (chuckles) 531 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,367 (Yokushi) YES! 532 00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:10,300 (all laughing) 533 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,500 MMM! OH, WOW! 534 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,200 HELLO, PEMBERG. OH, YES! 535 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,567 OOH, YEAH! SEXY LITTLE LADY! OH! OH! 536 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,867 ENJOYING... (speaks indistinctly) 537 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,500 (kissing) OH, YES, I AM. OH! 538 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,734 OOH! LUTHER, KISS HER HARDER! (laughing) 539 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,500 OH! YES! YOU LITTLE BITCH! DO IT! 540 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,633 OHH! LITTLE THING. 541 00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:31,333 OH! OOH! GOD, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT? 542 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:34,333 (gasps) WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? 543 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:37,633 OH! OH! OH, YES! 544 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:41,300 (both moaning) 545 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,900 AAH! OH! 546 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:52,166 (both grunting) 547 00:23:56,300 --> 00:24:00,367 (gasping) 548 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,166 (both moaning) 549 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:23,133 (gasping) 550 00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:34,800 (grunting) 551 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,333 AH! (giggles) 552 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:37,767 MM! 553 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,200 OH, YES. MMM. 554 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,533 MMM. 555 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:45,734 IF SEX WAS AN OLYMPIC EVENT, 556 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,533 I'D HAVE A TROPHY CASE FULL OF GOLD MEDALS 557 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:50,734 AND BE ON A WHEATIES BOX. 558 00:24:50,734 --> 00:24:52,533 JUST THE OTHER DAY, 559 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,567 I WAS TELLING THIS FRIEND ABOUT THE TIME I LIVED IN RIO. 560 00:24:54,567 --> 00:24:55,867 IT WAS A 2-YEAR BLUR 561 00:24:55,867 --> 00:24:59,667 OF NONSTOP COPACABANA COPULATING. 562 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:02,166 SHE LOOKED AT ME KIND OF FUNNY AND ASKED 563 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:05,500 IF IT WAS POSSIBLE THAT MAYBE I'D HAD TOO MUCH SEX. 564 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,900 I SAID, "FUCK, NO." 565 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,433 THEN I--THEN I STOPPED 566 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,567 AND GAVE IT SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT. 567 00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:13,433 AND, YOU KNOW, MY ANSWER WAS STILL "FUCK, NO." 568 00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,166 BUT THERE IS A CATCH. 569 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,834 IF IT'S JUST ABOUT FUCKING, 570 00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:19,266 YOU WILL COME AND YOU WILL GO. 571 00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:22,100 FOR IT TO BE MEANINGFUL, THERE'S GOTTA BE TALKING. 572 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,467 WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO MAKE SENSE 573 00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:27,166 OUT OF WHAT AND WHO JUST MADE US COME. 574 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,800 FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, 575 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,667 IT'S THE POST-COITAL CIGARETTE I'M TALKING ABOUT. 576 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,767 THE MOMENT OF REFLECTION. 577 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,500 WITHOUT THE MIND AND CONVERSATION, 578 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,533 WE'RE JUST OBJECTS, AREN'T WE? 579 00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:40,667 ME? I NEVER STOP TALKING. 580 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,500 I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A PERIOD, 581 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,133 AND IT'S BEEN OVER 70 YEARS. 582 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:48,533 IN THE END, IT'S ALL EXCHANGE, 583 00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:50,834 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FLUIDS. 584 00:25:50,834 --> 00:25:53,133 ONCE WE STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER, 585 00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:55,600 IT ALL BECOMES REAL. 586 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,633 HEY, COUNSELOR. 587 00:25:57,633 --> 00:25:59,166 HEY. 588 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,367 YOU KNOW WHAT? 589 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,333 I MISS TALKING TO YOU, TOO. 590 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:04,667 OH, YEAH? 591 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,200 YEAH. 592 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,333 MM. 593 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,433 MMM. 594 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,200 MMM. 595 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,867 (sighs) OKAY. 596 00:26:18,867 --> 00:26:20,500 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 597 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,834 HMM. (chuckles) DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WITH US. 598 00:26:27,734 --> 00:26:30,567 (moaning) 599 00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:36,734 MM. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT? HUH? 600 00:26:36,734 --> 00:26:39,467 YOU WERE GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE. 601 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:42,200 YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? 602 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,467 MM. 603 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:44,734 (laughs) (laughs) SOME OTHER TIME. 604 00:26:44,734 --> 00:27:03,300 MMM.