1 00:00:15,734 --> 00:00:18,734 ♪ 2 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:26,600 (woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪ 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,300 ♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪ 4 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:32,800 ♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪ 5 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ CALLED LOVE ♪ 6 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,700 ♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪ 7 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:42,533 ♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪ 8 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:45,567 ♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪ 9 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:49,500 ♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪ 10 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,600 ♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪ 11 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,567 ♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪ 12 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:57,633 ♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪ 13 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪ 14 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,300 ♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪ 15 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,700 ♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪ 16 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,700 ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪ 17 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:15,867 ♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪ 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:22,400 ♪ CALLED LOVE ♪ 19 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:57,200 (both moaning) 20 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,600 (moaning continues) 21 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,433 (moaning continues) 22 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,333 (both panting) 23 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,533 SO... 24 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:57,433 A DRAGON. 25 00:02:57,433 --> 00:03:01,166 IT'S LIKE A... BIKER BITCH CHOICE. 26 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,800 WHAT DOES IT EAT? 27 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,266 MEN'S DREAMS. 28 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:07,333 UH-HUH. 29 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,900 WHAT? 30 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:13,467 OH. THIS IS NOT THE JOCELYN I KNOW. 31 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:15,433 YOU DID THIS ON A WHIM? 32 00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:17,567 WELL, MAYBE YOU LIKE THE JOCELYN YOU DON'T KNOW 33 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,433 BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU DO. 34 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,233 BEFORE I RESPOND, WHICH ONE AM I TALKING TO RIGHT NOW? 35 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:27,166 YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON. I AM NOT EVEN HERE. 36 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,400 I AM IN A PLACE OF BLISS. 37 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,734 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO ME, MICHAEL. 38 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:33,500 MMM. 39 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:37,400 (moaning) 40 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,433 (doorbell rings) 41 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:41,800 FUCK. (sighs) MY MOTHER. 42 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,233 SHE'S HALF AN HOUR EARLY. 43 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:46,900 IT'S 7:45. WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 44 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:50,734 I TOLD YOU. SHE'S TAKING ME ON A SPA WEEKEND IN SAN DIEGO. 45 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:53,300 I'M NOT LIFTING A FINGER UNTIL SUNDAY. 46 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,467 BET YOUR MOTHER WILL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME WITH THAT DRAGON. 47 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:56,667 (growls) 48 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,200 HEY. 49 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,266 (both moaning) 50 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:02,300 GO. 51 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:06,934 OH. THANK YOU. 52 00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:09,834 THANKS. 53 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:18,133 (grunts, clears throat) 54 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,800 YOU ALL RIGHT, LUTHER? 55 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,200 OH, YES. JUST... REACTING TO THE PRICES OF THESE ENTREES. 56 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,834 $125 FOR A STEAK? 57 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,266 RELAX, LUTHER. 58 00:04:30,266 --> 00:04:33,900 YOU'RE GOING TO EXPENSE THIS TO MY FATHER ANYWAY. 59 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,667 WELL, I TAKE UMBRAGE. 60 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:38,233 I WONDER WHAT THEY CHARGE FOR THAT. 61 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:40,900 IT'S KOBE BEEF, LUTHER. MM-HMM. 62 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:45,734 IT'S GENTLY YET THOROUGHLY MASSAGED BY HAND, 63 00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:47,567 AND SOMETIMES EVEN BY FOOT. 64 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,233 MM, MM, MM. 65 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:50,767 FOOT, HUH? 66 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:52,433 OH, THAT'S REMARKABLE, DON'T YOU THINK, LUTHER? 67 00:04:52,433 --> 00:04:55,166 (giggles) OH, YES. 68 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:56,500 (chuckles) 69 00:04:56,500 --> 00:05:02,734 LUTHER. (speaking Javanese) 70 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:11,934 (speaking Javanese) 71 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:15,166 (grunting, continues speaking Javanese) 72 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,800 UHH. 73 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,400 WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT YOU'RE SPEAKING, LUTHER? 74 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,166 IT'S JAVANESE. 75 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,834 UH, YOU MEAN... JAPANESE. 76 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:30,467 NO, JAVANESE. FROM JAVA. 77 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:34,633 AH, AND, UM, WHAT DO WE KNOW OF JAVA? 78 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:38,367 IT'S WHERE THE LEGENDARY FOSSIL OF JAVA MAN WAS FOUND. 79 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,533 OH, FANTASTIC. 80 00:05:43,533 --> 00:05:46,734 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A FOSSIL BUFF, DARLING. 81 00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:48,600 (both chuckle) 82 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,333 GO ON, LUTHER. 83 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:55,900 FOR... GOD SAKES. ELABORATE. WELL... 84 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:58,467 WELL, TO NO ONE'S SURPRISE, 85 00:05:58,467 --> 00:05:59,800 AND GIVEN THE ABUNDANT RAINFALL, 86 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,166 THE RICE FIELDS IN JAVA ARE AMONG THE... 87 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:04,800 WETTEST IN THE WORLD. 88 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,333 REALLY? HOW WET? 89 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,200 SOAKING. 90 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,300 SOAKING. (whimpers) 91 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,200 (laughs) OKAY, WELL, HONEY, LET'S GET SOME BEEF, HUH? 92 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,633 (dish clatters) 93 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:19,567 THAT DINNER WENT ON FUCKING FOREVER. 94 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:22,600 I THOUGHT LUTHER WOULD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT JAVA. 95 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,166 LIKE I GIVE A BROWN DOUGHNUT. 96 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:29,233 YOU KNOW WHAT WAS THE BEST TIME OF MY MARRIAGE TO PEMMIE? 97 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,433 THE YEAR SHE WAS IN PRISON FOR TAX EVASION. 98 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,667 MY COCK FINALLY GOT A BREAK. 99 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,600 THE WOMAN IS INSATIABLE. 100 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:40,834 SHE'LL GRIND ANY MAN DOWN LIKE A PIECE OF WOOD ON A LATHE. 101 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:45,500 BEFORE I MET HER, I REALLY LOVED SEX. 102 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,500 BUT SHE JUST WORE ME OUT. 103 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,600 SO WHY DO I STAY WITH HER? 104 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,433 (chuckles) 105 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:56,300 'CAUSE WE GOT SOMETHING TOGETHER. 106 00:06:56,300 --> 00:07:01,767 DO NOT MENTION THIS TO MY COCK. 107 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:13,166 SHE'S DRIVING MUCH CALMER SINCE THE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES. 108 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,433 YOU ACTUALLY ASKED TO COME ON A RIDE-ALONG? 109 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:19,633 DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS DRIVING? 110 00:07:19,633 --> 00:07:22,233 MICHAEL WANTED TO SEE WHAT I DO WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER 111 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,533 TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER. 112 00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:30,567 (speaking indistinctly) 113 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:34,300 HEY, PRESTON. 114 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,533 THE BIG GUY-- ISN'T THAT LINDELL? 115 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:37,300 FUCKHEAD NEVER LEARNS. 116 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,133 DOWN, MICHAEL, DOWN! 117 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:44,800 (siren wailing) 118 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,500 (tires screech) 119 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,233 YOU GET LINDELL. I'LL GET HECKLE AND JECKLE. 120 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:51,800 STOP, OR I'LL SHOOT! 121 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:56,333 (gunshot) 122 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,367 LIZ! 123 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:00,400 STAY IN THE CAR! 124 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:12,500 (panting) 125 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,867 HEY, HEY, HEY! JEEZ! 126 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:15,834 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY IN THE CAR? 127 00:08:15,834 --> 00:08:17,367 OHH! 128 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:20,667 RELAX. (laughs) I'M NOT DEAD. 129 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,200 UNIT 407, WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. 130 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,433 PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE WOUND RIGHT HERE. 131 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,133 RIGHT THERE. 132 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:27,400 STAY HERE. I'LL GUIDE THE AMBULANCE IN. 133 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,233 (panting) 134 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:32,333 YOU GLAD YOU CAME? (panting) 135 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:36,200 PUT SOME PRESSURE DOWN THERE. (groaning) 136 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,734 N-NOT SO HARD. 137 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,233 OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY? 138 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:43,400 ME? NEVER BETTER. 139 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:47,500 JUST A FLESH WOUND. (laughs) 140 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,800 (siren wailing in distance) 141 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,567 (gasps) 142 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:56,467 (seagulls crying) 143 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:04,600 HEY. 144 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,166 OH. 145 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,667 MMM. 146 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,867 MMM. MMM. 147 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,767 HOW YOU DOING? 148 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,333 FINE. 149 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,900 YEAH? 150 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,700 NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN SHOT. 151 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,433 HOW MANY TIMES? 152 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,734 COUPLE. WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 153 00:09:21,734 --> 00:09:24,600 OH, I DON'T KNOW. LIFE, DEATH, AHH. 154 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:29,133 (chuckles) YOU'RE FAR TOO MELODRAMATIC, YOU KNOW THAT? 155 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,600 LIZ, YOU WERE SHOT. 156 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,367 I'VE BEEN FULL OF HOLES FOREVER. 157 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,867 WHAT'S ONE MORE? (chuckles) 158 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,867 HEY. COME HERE. 159 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:42,700 HEY, YOU WERE SHOT. 160 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:46,700 HEY. BUT NOT IN THE MOUTH. 161 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,166 (both moaning) 162 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,734 COME HERE. 163 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,367 OHH. 164 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:56,367 (computer alert playing) 165 00:09:56,367 --> 00:10:00,467 UGH. I GOTTA GO GET THAT. IT'S THE OFFICE. 166 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:04,900 (sighs deeply) 167 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,500 (alert continues playing) 168 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,367 Ah, there you are, Michael. 169 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,400 Hello, Michael. 170 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,567 How's the franchise agreement coming along? 171 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:16,900 A LOT... FASTER NOW THAT I DECIDED TO DRAFT IT 172 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,734 on my dad's boat. 173 00:10:18,734 --> 00:10:20,200 NOW I NEED IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, HMM? 174 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,467 AH, IT'LL BE THERE. 175 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:24,433 Michael, I want you to meet someone. 176 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,333 Say hello to the reason you are working so hard. 177 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,800 Mirella Brenetti. 178 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,333 Buon giorno, Michele. 179 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,800 BUON GIORNO. IT'S AN HONOR. 180 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,367 I HAD ONE OF THE BEST MEALS OF MY LIFE 181 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:36,533 at Ristorante Brenetti in Florence. 182 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:37,800 AH, PERFETTO. 183 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,467 I WILL HAVE MY HUSBAND PREPARE YOU 184 00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:41,333 UN PIATTO COSI SPECIALE 185 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,700 AT THE NEW BRENETTI'S LAS VEGAS. 186 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:47,166 CIAO, MICHELE. CIAO! 187 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,934 (taps key) (giggles) 188 00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:53,934 DON'T EVER DO THAT... AGAIN. 189 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,600 I'M GONNA GO HOME. 190 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,867 NO, YOU DON'T. 191 00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,200 THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 192 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,300 I DON'T NEED ANYBODY TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 193 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:06,367 AH. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 194 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,667 THAT'S WHAT WHAT'S ABOUT? 195 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:13,867 YOU CAN'T STAND ANYBODY LOOKING AFTER YOU, 196 00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:16,834 SHOWING YOU SOME CONCERN. 197 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,867 YEAH? SO? 198 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,600 HEY. 199 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,800 MMM. 200 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,633 WHEATGRASS. 201 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:57,467 OH! IT TASTES LIKE MY MOUTH HAS JUST BEEN MOWED. 202 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,367 (sighs and coughs) 203 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:01,266 WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE, DARLING? 204 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:02,700 IT'S NAKED CHARDONNAY. 205 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,667 MMM. 206 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,533 IT'S PERFECTION. 207 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,667 MMM. 208 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,266 PERFECTION-- THAT'S FUCKING GREAT. 209 00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,400 (laughs) YOU SHOULD WRITE WINE REVIEWS, MOTHER. 210 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,667 DID I TELL YOU A GARDENER SAW US? 211 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:27,433 ME AND MICHAEL IN THE BEDROOM, NAKED. 212 00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:30,467 (laughs) HOW MUCH DID HE SEE? 213 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:34,400 WE WERE IN THE AFTERGLOW. MM? 214 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,900 MICHAEL IS QUITE A LOVER. 215 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:41,467 WELL, I'M SURE I'M TRANSGRESSING SOME FREUDIAN BOUNDARIES, 216 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:44,400 BUT YOUR FATHER IS NOT SO BAD. 217 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,467 HE COULD TURN PRO. 218 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:47,867 WHY, THERE'S THIS LITTLE THING THAT HE DOES--OHH! 219 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,900 OKAY, MOTHER. T.M.I. T.M.I. 220 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,700 YOU BROUGHT IT UP. 221 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:58,934 I BROUGHT UP ME, NOT YOU AND MY FATHER THE... PRO. 222 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,300 WELL, POINT IS, 223 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:05,433 THANKS TO YOUR DAD'S SKILLS AND STAGGERING SPERM COUNT, 224 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:07,200 YOU'RE HERE. 225 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,567 WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THE MAN AND HIS PENIS. 226 00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:11,567 YOU SAID "PENIS." 227 00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,400 I DIDN'T JUST IMAGINE THAT. 228 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,800 MY ASTHMA HAS A WHOLE NEW TRIGGER NOW. 229 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,834 YEAH. IT'S GIRL TALK. 230 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,700 TRYING TO BOND. 231 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,633 (chuckles) 232 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:25,567 (sighs) THIS PLACE IS NICE. 233 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:27,767 A CHANCE TO FORGET WHO WE ARE. 234 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,467 YOU NEVER WANNA DO THAT. 235 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,266 THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE 236 00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,800 READY TO DO IT FOR YOU. 237 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,367 (sighs) 238 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,767 (ice cubes rattle) 239 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:51,433 WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT? 240 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,533 (sighs) 7:00. 241 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,433 MEANS YOU'LL BE IN FLORENCE BY MID-MORNING. 242 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:03,233 REMEMBER WATCHING THE SUNRISE TOGETHER WHEN WE FLEW BACK? 243 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,934 I'VE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME WITH YOU, ARTHUR. 244 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,333 HMM? 245 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,867 WE COULD HAVE THIS ALL THE TIME. 246 00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:15,400 THAT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING. 247 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:30,200 (seagulls crying) 248 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,633 (sighs) 249 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,900 HEY, REMBRANDT. 250 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,133 YOU'RE BLEEDIN'. 251 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,767 AREN'T WE ALL? 252 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,467 (chuckles) 253 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,200 YOU MUST BE MIKEY'S NEW FRIEND LIZ. 254 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,567 I'M VIC. 255 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,467 SHOT OR STABBED? 256 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,533 SHOT. IT'S THE FLESH WOUND. 257 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:01,934 I GOT A MILLION OF THOSE. THAT'S WHY I ACT THE WAY I DO. 258 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,767 (laughs) 259 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:06,300 YOU HUNGRY? YEAH. 260 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,200 COME ON. 261 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,433 TUNA FISH. 262 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:17,100 MY SPECIALTY. 263 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,700 TO BE HONEST, I EAT IT FOR THE MERCURY. 264 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,333 FIGURE ONE DAY, IT'LL MAKE MY COCK LIGHT UP IN THE DARK. 265 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,867 (chuckles) THAT'D BE GREAT. YOU CAN READ IN BED. 266 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:28,500 I'LL HAVE TO BUY A BOOK. 267 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,567 (laughs) MICHAEL'S TOLD ME ABOUT YOU. 268 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,700 MM. WHAT'D HE SAY? 269 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,800 THAT HE WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE YOU. 270 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,700 BAD IDEA. 271 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,333 THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND FOR EVERYBODY. 272 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,800 (chuckles) 273 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,734 UM, SO... YOU DON'T CARE THAT MICHAEL'S SEEING ME? 274 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:51,533 A GUY WHO'S ENGAGED? 275 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:55,300 I BELIEVE IN THE THEORY OF MAGNETIC NORTH. 276 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,633 NO MATTER WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE, 277 00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:01,834 WHERE YOU THINK YOU WANNA BE, YOU'RE DRAWN TO MAGNETIC NORTH. 278 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:06,400 AND YOU, MY DEAR, ARE MAGNETIC NORTH. 279 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,633 (chuckles) 280 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:12,333 HEY, UM, THANKS FOR LETTING ME STAY ON YOUR BOAT. 281 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,500 ANYTIME, AND IT'S A YACHT. OH. 282 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,300 YOU THINK I'D SPEND THIS KIND OF MONEY ON A BOAT? 283 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,600 (laughs) 284 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:24,433 UM... VIC, I SHOULD-- I SHOULD GET GOING. 285 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,700 WHAT? WHAT? I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW YA. 286 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,400 WHERE DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 287 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,667 HOME. 288 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,266 WELL, PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. 289 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,767 STICK AROUND HERE MUCH LONGER, 290 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,600 I'LL JUST END UP MARRYING YOU. 291 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,600 OH. (laughs) WHAT'S YOUR RING SIZE? 292 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,500 (both laugh) 293 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,867 COME ON. FINISH YOUR LUNCH. 294 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,367 YOU CAN DO THAT. OKAY. 295 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,500 (sighs) 296 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,734 (knocks on door) 297 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:53,567 AH. MICHAEL, MEET HANSINE. 298 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:57,667 IT MEANS "GOD IS GOOD" IN NORWEGIAN. 299 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,367 (Norwegian accent) I LOVE YOUR CUT, 300 00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:03,367 BUT IF YOU EVER WANT IT CLOSER AND TIGHTER, CALL ME. 301 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,567 SHE WON A TROPHY 302 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,400 IN OSLO FOR BEST SIDEBURN DESIGN. 303 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:13,133 LONG IS BEST, BUT THEY MUST ALIGN WITH THE LIPS 304 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,734 TO BE TRULY ALIVE. 305 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,467 SO, HOW'S LIFE ON THE HIGH SEAS WITH DIRTY HARRIET? 306 00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,600 SHE'S GETTING THERE. MM. 307 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,834 YOU BELIEVE THIS? SPENT ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT 308 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,200 WORKING ON THE BRENETTI FRANCHISE AGREEMENTS FOR ARTHUR, 309 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,767 AND HE'S NOT EVEN HERE? 310 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,433 HE WAS IN A WEIRD FUNK THIS MORNING. 311 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,734 HE SAID... "DID YOU EVER THINK 312 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:34,734 "SOMETHING WOULD GO ONE WAY IN YOUR LIFE, 313 00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,533 "AND THEN WHEN YOU'VE DISCOVERED YOU ARE WRONG, 314 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:40,133 IT SHOOK THE PRIMAL ORDER?" 315 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,233 HE SAID THAT? MM. 316 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,834 YOU THINK HE'S COMING OUT? 317 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,266 I HOPE NOT. HE DOESN'T HAVE THE WARDROBE FOR IT. 318 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,900 VERY TRUE. 319 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,600 (chuckles) 320 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,433 I AM THE LAST LIVING ACOLYTE OF THE SWAMI AMRAVATI 321 00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:57,667 WHO WAS, AS YOU ALL KNOW, WAS THE GREATEST PROPONENT 322 00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,467 OF THE 10-HOUR ORGASM. 323 00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:06,266 I WAS HIS LOVER FROM 1951 TO '53 AND THE INSPIRATION 324 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:10,834 FOR HIS FIRST BOOK, "THE RIGORS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE." 325 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,600 I REMEMBER THE SUMMER WE MET AT HIS SEASIDE RETREAT 326 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,133 IN JAMMU AND KASHMIR. 327 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,233 IT WAS THERE THAT HE TAUGHT THE ANCIENT SECRETS 328 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:22,467 OF BREATH CONTROL AND CLITORAL LEVITATION. 329 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:27,166 THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY HE DIED, BUT I WAS THERE. 330 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:30,600 AFTER HE AND I HAD AN ALL-DAY LOVEMAKING SESSION, 331 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:36,667 THE SWAMI HAD AN 11-HOUR ORGASM AND SIMPLY DEMATERIALIZED. 332 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,767 NOW THAT'S... AN ORGASM. 333 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,834 OHH. 334 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,500 MMM. 335 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,667 OHH. 336 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:59,433 (moaning) 337 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,133 WOW. AHH. 338 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:05,633 (sighing and moaning) 339 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,266 (gasps) 340 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,767 (moans) 341 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,066 OHH. (gasps) 342 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:26,166 (both gasping) 343 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:33,367 (panting) 344 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:45,233 MM! OH, GOD! 345 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,867 AHH! MM. 346 00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:50,633 (sighs) 347 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:51,867 (laughs) 348 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:55,333 (sighs) YOU DO ME IN, COUNSELOR. 349 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,633 (gasps) 350 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,200 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 351 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:03,533 I'M WOUNDED, BUT I'M MOTIVATED. 352 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,800 MMM. 353 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,200 MMM. 354 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,767 I'D LIKE TO FALL ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU. 355 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:17,367 I'D LIKE THAT, TOO. 356 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,567 OKAY. 357 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,767 HOW'S THE PAIN? 358 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,567 PAIN IS FOR PEOPLE WHO FEEL PAIN. 359 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,333 I MET YOUR DAD TODAY. 360 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,900 OH, YEAH? HE HIT ON YOU? 361 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,333 HE TALKED TO ME. 362 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,934 THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM. 363 00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:45,667 HMM. 364 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,300 EVERYONE HAS SIDES. 365 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,300 (Liz grunts) 366 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,166 FUCK! 367 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:01,233 (grunting) 368 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,367 (panting) 369 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,667 HEY, YOU OKAY? 370 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,200 GET AWAY. LIZ. 371 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,400 GET AWAY! OKAY, OKAY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 372 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,700 I DROPPED MY LAST PAIN PILL, AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. 373 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:20,700 AND I'M IN FUCKING PAIN. SO JUST GET THE FUCK OUT! 374 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,900 I'LL HELP YOU FIND THE PILL. 375 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,600 GET THE FUCK OUT! 376 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,433 HEY! HEY, CALM DOWN. 377 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,700 STOP IT. 378 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,834 (whimpers) OH, OKAY. 379 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,767 COME HERE. COME HERE. 380 00:21:33,767 --> 00:21:35,433 (grunts) 381 00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:37,433 LET'S LIE YOU DOWN, AND I'LL FIND THE PILL. 382 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,834 (clatter) 383 00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,767 IT'S OKAY. PAIN BUILDS CHARACTER. 384 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,533 YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT? 385 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,333 NO. 386 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,633 GUESS. 387 00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:47,934 (grunts) KENNEDY? 388 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,700 NO. 389 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:53,567 IT WAS MY MOTHER, TWO MONTHS BEFORE SHE DIED. 390 00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:57,667 SO IT DIDN'T BUILD CHARACTER AT ALL. IT JUST... KILLED HER. 391 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,367 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, LIZ. YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT. 392 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:03,367 IT WASN'T MUCH OF A STORY. 393 00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:06,734 SHE WAS FINE, AND THEN... THEN WE BURIED HER. 394 00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:08,433 (sniffles) 395 00:22:09,734 --> 00:22:10,934 I'LL FIND THE PILL. 396 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,467 OH, GOD, I HATE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME. 397 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,567 I KNOW. YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO. 398 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,900 OH, I KNOW. 399 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,467 (under breath) FUCK. 400 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,734 (exhales deeply) 401 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:29,600 (cell phone rings) 402 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,266 HI, STRANGER. HI. 403 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,734 What are you doing? 404 00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:36,166 UH, WORKING LATE. 405 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,433 HOW WAS THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER WEEKEND? 406 00:22:38,433 --> 00:22:41,900 MM, THE PERFECT PEDICURE SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM IN LIFE. 407 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,667 YOU HAVE PROBLEMS? 408 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,133 WE HAD A BLAST, GOSSIPING, 409 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,533 eating like crazy. 410 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,433 I mean, the place took forever to get to, 411 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:55,400 AND SOME OF THE WOMEN THERE WERE JUST... OFF THE CHARTS. 412 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,233 Here's a tip. 413 00:22:57,233 --> 00:23:00,300 Never get into a mud bath next to a divorcée... 414 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,900 (speaks indistinctly) HUH? I'M LOSING YOU. 415 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:05,467 HEY, CALL YOU TOMORROW. 416 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,533 (sighs) 417 00:23:11,533 --> 00:23:13,900 HEY, OKAY, OPEN. 418 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,667 (pants) 419 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:21,667 (pants) 420 00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,433 (gulps) 421 00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:26,166 (bottle cap clicks) MM. 422 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,367 (giggles) THANK YOU. 423 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,900 MM. 424 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:55,934 MM. OW.