1 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:47,707 Well, what do you think? 2 00:01:48,777 --> 00:01:51,713 Jesus Christ. 3 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:54,950 I fuckin' told you these movies would be shit 4 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:58,985 and they are pure shit, literally, they stink. 5 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:06,695 I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash, you vain dumb-ass. 6 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:12,465 Shave off your stupid brush and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert. 7 00:02:13,735 --> 00:02:15,538 Are we fuckin' done? 8 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:20,312 I kinda like these movies. Everyone's talking about them. 9 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:24,074 Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is. 10 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,550 Watch it, tits! 11 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:40,530 Having the privilege to fuck, suck me dry 12 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:43,763 still doesn't give a woman... 13 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:46,501 the right to an opinion. 14 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,337 Sir, I'm sorry, it was just a joke... 15 00:02:49,152 --> 00:02:52,758 Shut your pussy mouth 16 00:02:52,858 --> 00:02:56,926 and go answer my fuckin' mail. 17 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:06,521 Why do you look so damn pleased? 18 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:10,823 Well, sir, I think I've found the solution to all our problems. 19 00:03:15,831 --> 00:03:20,266 - What? - Mr. Boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4. 20 00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:24,902 Not again. 21 00:03:25,002 --> 00:03:26,828 Dammit! 22 00:03:32,414 --> 00:03:37,419 Sir, our prison relatively has the highest personnel turnover, 23 00:03:37,519 --> 00:03:40,489 violence rates, legal and medical costs 24 00:03:40,589 --> 00:03:43,859 than any other institution in the US correctional system. 25 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:48,629 Things will have to change fast or Governor Hughes will replace us. 26 00:03:49,084 --> 00:03:51,773 Over my dead body. 27 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,471 Get a load of Billy Boss. 28 00:03:56,571 --> 00:03:59,672 What, you think you're a fucking lone ranger? 29 00:04:01,343 --> 00:04:04,499 I'm no ke-mo fucking sah-bee, bitch! 30 00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:10,216 Please, sir? I think I have the solution. 31 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:14,100 Doors, for the boss. 32 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:23,829 Scheiss, Nazi. 33 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:33,475 I'm gonna rape you... 34 00:04:33,575 --> 00:04:36,379 to fucking death... 35 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:39,348 and it scares you. 36 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:41,098 I can see it... 37 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:43,677 you motherfucker. 38 00:04:44,986 --> 00:04:46,888 What's his number? 39 00:04:46,988 --> 00:04:49,455 Prisoner 297, sir. 40 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,875 Make a note. 41 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:04,136 I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on. 42 00:05:20,889 --> 00:05:24,293 Stop moving! Medic's coming. 43 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:28,430 - Which cocksucker did this? - Hold his arm down, goddammit. 44 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:31,058 178, sir. 45 00:05:33,034 --> 00:05:35,937 By the way, doc, I need my physical check up. 46 00:05:36,037 --> 00:05:39,307 - See you in an hour, at your office. - Sir? 47 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,744 Did you hear me? 48 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:44,877 Yes, sir! 49 00:05:50,185 --> 00:05:52,218 Fuck you! 50 00:05:54,356 --> 00:05:56,174 Look. 51 00:05:59,561 --> 00:06:02,597 Death, rape will be your destiny! 52 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:07,266 What's the ape nigger's masturbation arm? 53 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,906 He's right handed, sir. 54 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:12,549 God! 55 00:06:17,646 --> 00:06:20,713 Turn him around, belly down. 56 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,869 You want more? 57 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:42,936 Please, sir, no more. 58 00:06:44,306 --> 00:06:47,040 Think of the medical expenses. 59 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:51,547 When your little monkey bones are healed... 60 00:06:52,147 --> 00:06:57,716 I'll come by for a follow up. 61 00:07:18,139 --> 00:07:21,675 I'm gonna kill you, you wait! 62 00:07:23,178 --> 00:07:26,014 You wanna rape me to death? 63 00:07:26,114 --> 00:07:27,549 Death trap, death trap, death trap! 64 00:07:27,649 --> 00:07:32,619 Come on, motherfuckers! 65 00:07:35,924 --> 00:07:39,493 On your knees! 66 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:43,596 I want respect! 67 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:49,602 I deserve respect! 68 00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:52,359 Respect! 69 00:07:53,141 --> 00:07:55,385 Respect! 70 00:07:55,877 --> 00:07:58,965 Respect! 71 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:41,973 Oh, God. 72 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:24,896 160 to 120. 73 00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:30,071 Sweet bleeding Jesus. 74 00:09:30,171 --> 00:09:33,575 - Listen, Bill, my plan... - Shut the fuck up. 75 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,710 I need to relax for a few minutes! 76 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:38,480 How can you relax with such problems at hand? 77 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:41,884 - I... I believe... - I believe... 78 00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:47,386 in bringing back medieval torture methods. 79 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:50,674 Reverse hanging, 80 00:09:50,774 --> 00:09:53,762 Spanish boots, 81 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:56,565 and the good old rack! 82 00:09:56,665 --> 00:10:01,302 Statistics show that the system as it is now just doesn't function. 83 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:04,440 Poisonous spiders... 84 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:09,377 for prisoners with arachnophobia. 85 00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:11,580 Massive force feeding 86 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:16,885 with raw slaughterhouse waste of pork for Muslims and Jews. 87 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:22,023 Beat them crippled with their Torahs, Korans or Bibles. 88 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:25,560 More than $50 Billion a year are spent on corrections. 89 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,163 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide 90 00:10:28,263 --> 00:10:30,278 return to prison within three years of their release. 91 00:10:30,378 --> 00:10:33,882 Eyes for eyes. 92 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:41,606 Teeth for teeth, times 100! 93 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:45,146 A prison should be a real deterrent 94 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:48,183 not a goddamn nursing home. 95 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:52,754 I agree! But medieval torture ain't gonna be the answer. 96 00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:55,290 Something else will. 97 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,824 That's why... 98 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,730 Mr. Boss... 99 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:03,565 I have a special delivery for you. 100 00:11:03,665 --> 00:11:08,367 Don't bother me, tits. Goddammit! I have to think! 101 00:11:09,704 --> 00:11:11,571 Sorry, sir. 102 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,579 No, wait. 103 00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:19,814 Give it to me. 104 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:23,986 Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be. 105 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:30,289 By the way I need my ball sack emptied before lunch. 106 00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:49,511 Holy shit. 107 00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:50,732 What is that? 108 00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:53,882 Tribe leaders in Africa 109 00:11:53,982 --> 00:11:58,469 chew them for unbelievable strength. 110 00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:01,603 Yeah, but what exactly is it? 111 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,497 - Dried clitorises. - What? 112 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:12,801 Clit-o-ris-es! 113 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:13,968 What? 114 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,538 - We are comin'. - What? 115 00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:19,941 - We are comin' to your office, bitch. - Who's this? 116 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:22,594 Oh, you don't know who I am? 117 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,018 It's your death squad 118 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:28,917 coming to rape you to pieces, you fucking white trash! 119 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:32,086 Give me a guard on the line this instant! 120 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,576 Somethin' wrong? 121 00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:39,894 They are coming. 122 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:43,762 - Who's comin'? - It's a code 8. 123 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,869 What's going on? 124 00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:50,136 - Fuck off! - Hey! 125 00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:57,964 This time... 126 00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,520 it is real, jerk! 127 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,316 Really real! 128 00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:07,464 Oh, no. Not again. 129 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:17,432 Yes, sir? 130 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:20,301 - What's goin' on? - Sorry, Mr. Butler, 131 00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:24,939 346 must have used his once a month family phone call to call Mr. Boss. 132 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:27,148 Won't happen again. 133 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,676 False alarm! 134 00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:52,464 Why didn't you let me in? What's going on? 135 00:13:55,336 --> 00:14:00,308 This goddamn heat is drivin' me insane. 136 00:14:00,408 --> 00:14:03,962 Sir, Doctor Jones called about your physical... 137 00:14:04,062 --> 00:14:07,067 Whoever did this is... 138 00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:17,037 fucked! 139 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:28,603 Well, your heart is racing. Have you been under a lot of stress? 140 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:31,470 Stress is for pussies. 141 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,107 I also hear a heart murmur. 142 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,565 Listen, 143 00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:44,758 I'm not fuckin' paying you to give me bad news. 144 00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:51,623 I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well. 145 00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:59,531 I demand some fuckin' good news... 146 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:04,494 or your ass will be fired. 147 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:14,749 There's nothin' wrong with me, right? 148 00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:17,215 You're in perfect health, sir. 149 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,389 Great. 150 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,758 I knew it. 151 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,750 Back to work! 152 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,034 Fuck! Fuck! 153 00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:43,978 Billy Boss, good that you joined the party! 154 00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:51,149 Are there any regrets, you little phone-action Tonto? 155 00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:58,523 I would scalp you if you had any fuckin' hair. 156 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,756 Fuck... 157 00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:05,926 Fucker... 158 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:20,995 - What is this? - Water, sir. 159 00:16:34,195 --> 00:16:39,698 I said boiling water... 160 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,422 fuck face! 161 00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:48,056 Yeah, get some teabags with that too, Earl Grey. 162 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:53,815 Please, sir, just think of the outrageous medical costs. 163 00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:56,282 It's our jobs on the line here. 164 00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:04,459 Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes. 165 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:07,478 What? Today? 166 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,832 I thought that lobby whore would come in on Thursday? 167 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,235 Sorry, it's in the agenda for today. 168 00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:15,940 Shit! 169 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,807 Try to make him touch your ass 170 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:25,377 so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment! 171 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,284 I will, sir. 172 00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:32,587 Will you be attending the execution tonight? 173 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:35,156 You fuckin' know... 174 00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:38,326 I never go to these 175 00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:42,764 wellness executions by injections. 176 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:48,634 Sister Dwight will attend the feel-good penalty. 177 00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,408 Get me out of here! 178 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,544 Shut up! 179 00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:59,211 You, timber nigger! 180 00:18:07,822 --> 00:18:13,892 Guantanamo Style XXL. 181 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,281 Fuck you, you Nazi! 182 00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:21,917 Boiling water boarding... 183 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,271 by Bill Boss! 184 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,747 Eyes for eyes! 185 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:50,162 Teeth for teeth. 186 00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,004 Yeah! 187 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:05,572 Times... 188 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,221 100! 189 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:33,672 You lost your soul, William Boss. 190 00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:58,599 Oh, excuse me, sir. 191 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,585 I'm... 192 00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:29,187 May I offer you a top of the line Dominican cigar, governor? 193 00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:34,535 I only smoke Cuban cigars, 194 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,602 the world's best. 195 00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:42,476 You are... 196 00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,379 a native-born citizen 197 00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:49,551 of the glorious United States of America. 198 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:53,744 The greatest nation on earth. 199 00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:57,592 And you are not ashamed to smoke 200 00:20:57,692 --> 00:21:02,630 communistic cigars from Cuba? 201 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:08,569 I'm only a German American from Schweinfurt. 202 00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:10,683 But I feel... 203 00:21:11,505 --> 00:21:15,140 deeply ashamed for you, sir! 204 00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:26,057 I apologize. 205 00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:28,691 The heat... 206 00:21:28,791 --> 00:21:30,625 is driving me crazy. 207 00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:34,259 Right, the heat. 208 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:38,129 I guess it's your... 209 00:21:38,429 --> 00:21:40,561 depressing statistics. 210 00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:45,470 Statistics are Mr. Butler's department. 211 00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:52,046 I... I... I know things aren't going so well. 212 00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:55,916 We are running costs inefficiently. 213 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:57,849 That's true! 214 00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:01,493 I'm afraid... 215 00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:05,962 I have to fire poor Mr. Butler. 216 00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:09,640 Poor Mr. Butler. Your accountant... 217 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,427 has nothing to do with it. 218 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,722 Answering violence with violence is not the way of a real leader. 219 00:22:17,822 --> 00:22:21,442 You Bill are no Boss. 220 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,875 You have managed one thing however... 221 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:30,415 to damage me in an election year. 222 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:34,221 I'll return in two weeks. 223 00:22:34,321 --> 00:22:36,783 When I return, 224 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,794 I want changes. 225 00:22:38,944 --> 00:22:41,863 And if I don't get them... 226 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,366 I will replace you... 227 00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:48,801 and your accountant, understood? 228 00:22:55,743 --> 00:22:59,110 Very well, sir. Sure thing. 229 00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:04,004 No problem, sir! 230 00:23:07,421 --> 00:23:09,299 Fuck! 231 00:23:09,399 --> 00:23:11,724 Fuck! 232 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:14,525 Fuck you! 233 00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:19,364 Fuck yourself! 234 00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:24,279 You imbecile, communist, 235 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:27,422 zombie cunt. 236 00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:31,645 Nobody insults me like that. 237 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:35,950 I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole 238 00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:40,554 with Cuban Cigars up to your throat! 239 00:23:40,654 --> 00:23:44,325 Don't mess with Bill Boss! 240 00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:47,328 I did everything I could, I swear to God! 241 00:23:47,428 --> 00:23:49,296 Please, Boss, will you just listen to my idea? 242 00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:52,664 Shut the fuck up! 243 00:23:53,701 --> 00:23:59,173 Fuck the sissy psychological 244 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:02,640 leadership bullshit! 245 00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:06,914 My leadership balls 246 00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:09,217 are atom bombs! 247 00:24:09,817 --> 00:24:14,319 A 100 megatons each! 248 00:24:22,163 --> 00:24:25,182 I'll teach him leadership! 249 00:24:25,282 --> 00:24:32,153 I'll do what I wanted to do since ages! 250 00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:36,007 Castrate them all! 251 00:24:36,577 --> 00:24:39,567 No, it won't work 252 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,749 besides it's permanent! 253 00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:45,586 Send the cockroaches to the yard! 254 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:50,258 But it's 120 degrees outside, that's irresponsible! 255 00:24:50,858 --> 00:24:52,924 Great. 256 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:58,337 Let the pork 257 00:24:58,437 --> 00:25:00,420 roast! 258 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,449 Good morning, pigs! 259 00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:18,886 Good to smell your acid stink again. 260 00:25:19,386 --> 00:25:22,606 A prison is like a swine farm 261 00:25:22,706 --> 00:25:26,978 and I'm your Almighty Lord 262 00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:30,231 and swineherd. 263 00:25:30,331 --> 00:25:33,501 My grandfather owned a big one in Germany 264 00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:37,204 He castrated thousands of pigs. 265 00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:39,073 Why? 266 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:42,643 Because they have too much testosterone. 267 00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:46,430 That's what makes 'em so aggressive. 268 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:51,485 You might wonder, why I'm telling you this touching little story. 269 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:55,624 One of you lucky cock-suckers will have the privilege 270 00:25:55,724 --> 00:25:58,659 to experience first as a prototype 271 00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:05,430 the transformation into a sissy eunuch. 272 00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:09,784 Castration will return 273 00:26:09,884 --> 00:26:13,140 all of you back into society 274 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:19,713 as sweet, harmless, submissive pussy schnitzels. 275 00:26:19,813 --> 00:26:22,981 And the winner is... 276 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:28,656 our awesome tattoo wasp! 277 00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:34,092 Sister prisoner 297! Congrats! 278 00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:38,897 Take him to the special cell. 279 00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:44,502 Enjoy your sunbath! 280 00:26:45,172 --> 00:26:47,839 Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! 281 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:52,669 Yeah! Yeah! 282 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,791 Hey, warden, I like my men bald. I think it's sexy. 283 00:27:03,891 --> 00:27:05,956 Why don't you come over here and suck my dick. 284 00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,375 No worries! 285 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:27,882 As a child... 286 00:27:27,982 --> 00:27:30,417 I've seen it a hundred times, 287 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:32,583 trust me. 288 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:47,873 Turn him around... 289 00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:52,303 facing the wall! 290 00:28:05,377 --> 00:28:09,187 No. Please. Don't! 291 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:42,120 You bitch! 292 00:28:57,037 --> 00:29:01,308 Bring these little fuckers to the cook! 293 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:04,545 I want 'em medium rare... 294 00:29:04,645 --> 00:29:06,544 for lunch! 295 00:29:24,865 --> 00:29:27,622 Have him stitched up! 296 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,428 Yeah! 297 00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:36,107 Yeah, yeah! 298 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:05,765 I'm sorry, sir. 299 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:09,407 I can't do it with Dwight in the room. 300 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,812 Go ahead for Christ's sake! 301 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:19,565 Dwight... 302 00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:22,403 is my pet. 303 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:33,033 Good. 304 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,486 Yeah. Yeah. 305 00:31:15,609 --> 00:31:18,443 Come on. Swallow it! 306 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:25,319 I didn't get your asshole of father out of prison for nothin'! 307 00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:27,554 Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up! 308 00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:30,159 God damn it! 309 00:31:50,486 --> 00:31:53,256 Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste? 310 00:31:53,356 --> 00:31:55,091 - Help yourself! - Don't, Daisy, don't. 311 00:31:55,191 --> 00:31:57,558 Shut up! 312 00:32:02,665 --> 00:32:04,326 Gross, 313 00:32:04,426 --> 00:32:06,502 this is salty. 314 00:32:06,602 --> 00:32:10,283 Back to work, office slut. 315 00:32:10,606 --> 00:32:13,673 Where is my lunch? I'm fuckin' hungry. 316 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:31,513 Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss. 317 00:32:35,031 --> 00:32:37,564 Energy Food! 318 00:32:54,617 --> 00:32:56,919 Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong. 319 00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:59,887 No. I've just been so busy. 320 00:33:09,499 --> 00:33:13,200 I did talk to him about the hours. He said that it's gonna get better. 321 00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:37,293 Look... 322 00:33:37,693 --> 00:33:40,994 we are positively in the papers. 323 00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:46,836 "Craig Sinner executed in George H. W. Bush 324 00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:50,139 state prison at 1:00 A.M." 325 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,475 Did you get off last night? 326 00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:56,243 Well, he called for Satan before he died! 327 00:33:56,879 --> 00:33:59,482 Putting the cockroach 328 00:33:59,582 --> 00:34:04,017 gently to sleep with a sissy needle. 329 00:34:05,721 --> 00:34:07,957 Is that the way 330 00:34:08,057 --> 00:34:10,890 he killed the kid? 331 00:34:13,162 --> 00:34:14,999 No! 332 00:34:16,232 --> 00:34:19,869 Torture castration will be 333 00:34:19,969 --> 00:34:22,471 the final solution. 334 00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:25,038 No, it won't! 335 00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:33,316 Why is this shit on my desk? 336 00:34:33,816 --> 00:34:36,486 Please, please, please, Bill, 337 00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:39,322 will you just listen to my idea? 338 00:34:39,422 --> 00:34:43,756 Not when I'm eating my health food! 339 00:34:44,693 --> 00:34:49,362 - What? - Sir, prisoner 297 is about to wake up. 340 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,231 The moment... 341 00:34:58,331 --> 00:35:01,167 of truth. 342 00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:04,811 You white fuck! 343 00:35:15,691 --> 00:35:19,829 Crimson red, thoroughbred. 344 00:35:19,929 --> 00:35:24,767 I'm still a red man, you fucker. You white fuck. 345 00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:29,302 When I'm walking free, I'm gonna stab in your eyes. 346 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,441 Time for the follow up as I promised. 347 00:36:08,611 --> 00:36:11,180 Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident 348 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,883 but we have given him some morphine to manage the pain. 349 00:36:13,983 --> 00:36:16,252 I personally castrated him. 350 00:36:16,352 --> 00:36:18,354 Yes, we all are aware. 351 00:36:18,454 --> 00:36:22,858 And tomorrow we'll start a fuckin' mass castration 352 00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:25,244 doing them all! 353 00:36:32,801 --> 00:36:35,471 Thanks, doc, for fixing everything. 354 00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:38,407 I owe Mr. Boss big time. 355 00:36:38,507 --> 00:36:41,494 This is the only hospital that will let me work without my license. 356 00:36:41,594 --> 00:36:46,293 You better believe it! Glad you appreciate it. 357 00:36:59,194 --> 00:37:01,223 Hey, man. 358 00:37:03,499 --> 00:37:05,267 How do you feel? 359 00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:09,369 Feel submissive. Even thankful, I bet. 360 00:37:13,409 --> 00:37:15,146 You took them... 361 00:37:15,246 --> 00:37:17,332 that's okay. 362 00:37:17,579 --> 00:37:19,882 I don't need them. 363 00:37:19,982 --> 00:37:24,520 When I get loose I'm gonna find some barb wire 364 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:27,623 and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it. 365 00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:31,227 And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents 366 00:37:31,327 --> 00:37:34,250 and I'm gonna fucking rape them too. 367 00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:38,498 Sieg heil, motherfucker! 368 00:37:40,235 --> 00:37:42,061 Yeah, I told you it wouldn't work. 369 00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:47,507 Shut your filthy mouth! 370 00:38:20,609 --> 00:38:21,994 I'm not getting a heartbeat. 371 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:26,713 - Resuscitate him. Quickly! Hurry up! - I need a crash cart over here! 372 00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:31,086 Alright, it's charging. 373 00:38:31,286 --> 00:38:33,188 Alright, everybody, clear? 374 00:38:33,288 --> 00:38:35,799 Shocking now. 375 00:38:40,829 --> 00:38:44,597 Alright, charging. Shocking now! 376 00:38:49,972 --> 00:38:53,641 I'll kill this creature twice! 377 00:39:34,616 --> 00:39:38,551 I do not accept this heat! 378 00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:48,661 I want you to watch these. 379 00:39:50,132 --> 00:39:53,033 Oh, I've seen those. They're really good. 380 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,629 Where have you been? 381 00:41:04,990 --> 00:41:10,162 I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cock sockets. 382 00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:12,206 Then you. 383 00:41:13,082 --> 00:41:15,515 And then myself. 384 00:41:16,385 --> 00:41:19,655 What's the goddamn point of living 385 00:41:19,755 --> 00:41:25,058 when even the castration program doesn't work... 386 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,748 and I get fired? 387 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:31,567 Seriously? 388 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:34,870 It's also my job, and my life on the line! 389 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:41,393 How dare you, ugly piece of mutant shit 390 00:41:41,493 --> 00:41:44,163 talking to me like that? 391 00:41:44,313 --> 00:41:47,116 I have been trying to tell you for days now. 392 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:50,583 I have the answer to all our problems! 393 00:41:51,186 --> 00:41:54,123 We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners. 394 00:41:54,223 --> 00:41:58,694 Sewn ass to mouth sharing one digestive system. 395 00:41:58,794 --> 00:42:04,166 No more prison fights, no more assaults on guards, no more disrespect. 396 00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:08,392 They will literally be on their knees begging for your mercy 397 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:14,076 and it's the ultimate deterrent for those considering a career in crime. 398 00:42:14,176 --> 00:42:15,711 It's brilliant! 399 00:42:15,811 --> 00:42:18,380 We don't gotta to deal with their shit no more. 400 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,849 They just gotta deal with each other's. 401 00:42:20,949 --> 00:42:22,782 What? 402 00:42:24,286 --> 00:42:28,587 That B movie shit? 403 00:42:31,193 --> 00:42:34,897 - Impossible! - No! It is possible. 404 00:42:34,997 --> 00:42:40,402 That's why I let Daisy make an appointment with Mr. Tom Six creator of these films. 405 00:42:40,702 --> 00:42:44,304 He claims that it's 100% medically accurate! 406 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,477 The man is still in his potty stage. 407 00:42:48,577 --> 00:42:52,027 A poop infatuated toddler. 408 00:42:52,127 --> 00:42:55,713 You call him now and tell him I don't speak 409 00:42:55,813 --> 00:43:00,355 with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish! 410 00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,025 Fine then, we'll get fired! 411 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,927 You... 412 00:43:05,027 --> 00:43:07,894 are fired! 413 00:43:07,994 --> 00:43:10,099 Right now! 414 00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:13,502 You know, Bill Boss, I used to look up to you. 415 00:43:13,702 --> 00:43:16,405 I used to idol-worship you. 416 00:43:16,505 --> 00:43:18,440 I worked 10 years for you 417 00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:22,642 and I grew this stupid mustache to look like you. 418 00:43:23,112 --> 00:43:25,114 But I know what you are. 419 00:43:25,314 --> 00:43:29,418 You're a sadistic, vile, asshole. 420 00:43:29,518 --> 00:43:32,121 Get out of my face. 421 00:43:32,621 --> 00:43:37,890 You malignant midget! 422 00:44:15,364 --> 00:44:21,867 I just saved your fuckin' life! 423 00:44:48,296 --> 00:44:51,800 I hate... 424 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:57,003 human beings! 425 00:45:38,947 --> 00:45:43,315 Black, chicken slave niggers... 426 00:45:43,752 --> 00:45:49,524 mother fisting, baby raping Mexican lowlifes. 427 00:45:49,624 --> 00:45:55,828 Me cago en la madre que te pario. 428 00:45:56,465 --> 00:46:02,070 Circumcised, ugly Jewish goat fuckers. 429 00:46:02,170 --> 00:46:06,942 Pubic hair bearded Islamic halal pigs. 430 00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:11,780 Jesus fuckin' bleached assholes. 431 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,884 Impotent, yellow faced, 432 00:46:15,984 --> 00:46:19,785 narrow eyed coons! 433 00:47:08,637 --> 00:47:10,839 Guards? 434 00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:25,585 Dwight! 435 00:47:29,858 --> 00:47:32,202 How you all... 436 00:47:32,627 --> 00:47:34,096 got out of your cells? 437 00:47:34,196 --> 00:47:38,266 Go back to your cells, immediately. 438 00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:43,736 I only follow orders. 439 00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:47,643 I just try to do my job. 440 00:47:48,443 --> 00:47:52,778 Please forgive me and let me go. 441 00:47:54,616 --> 00:47:58,150 I will pardon all of you! 442 00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,486 No! 443 00:48:01,456 --> 00:48:04,323 I just let you go... 444 00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:07,860 immediately, you can go. 445 00:48:08,196 --> 00:48:10,055 Go. 446 00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:12,417 Go! 447 00:48:12,767 --> 00:48:15,330 See your fuck... 448 00:48:16,972 --> 00:48:19,655 See your loved ones. 449 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:23,842 I have a heart problem... 450 00:48:24,412 --> 00:48:27,980 and diabetes mellitus! 451 00:48:28,516 --> 00:48:34,789 Under stress I could get a severe attack... 452 00:48:34,889 --> 00:48:37,990 that would kill me! 453 00:48:49,871 --> 00:48:54,276 Today is your day... to be fucked like the rest of us. 454 00:48:54,376 --> 00:48:58,613 But I'm not gonna do you... in your stinking ass. 455 00:48:58,713 --> 00:49:02,279 I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole in your soft kidney tissue. 456 00:49:03,652 --> 00:49:04,765 Belly down! 457 00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:10,630 Death rape! 458 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,879 Death rape! Death rape! 459 00:49:34,115 --> 00:49:35,825 Shit, this shit feels good. 460 00:49:36,918 --> 00:49:39,802 Death rape! Death rape! 461 00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,759 You like that, daddy? 462 00:49:56,438 --> 00:49:59,063 Don't move, here it comes! 463 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:58,826 - What? - Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate. 464 00:50:58,926 --> 00:51:00,759 Send him in. 465 00:51:14,675 --> 00:51:16,674 Dwight! 466 00:51:28,422 --> 00:51:30,659 Didn't I fire you? 467 00:51:30,941 --> 00:51:34,695 I'm gonna give you one last chance and if you don't like what you hear 468 00:51:34,795 --> 00:51:37,228 then I'll quit myself! 469 00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:47,759 Mr. Tom Six! It's so great to meet you. My name's Daisy. 470 00:51:47,859 --> 00:51:50,678 I was wondering if you could sign an autograph for me before you go in. 471 00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:53,415 - Sure, babe. - Thank you. 472 00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:57,349 - You're even more handsome in person. - Thanks. 473 00:51:58,690 --> 00:52:00,919 Let me show you in. 474 00:52:01,855 --> 00:52:05,390 Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six. 475 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:09,497 Mr. Six, it's nice meet you. 476 00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:11,702 - Hello, sir. - My name is Dwight Butler. 477 00:52:11,802 --> 00:52:15,363 - This is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss. - Sir. 478 00:52:16,203 --> 00:52:18,772 Please take a seat. 479 00:52:20,207 --> 00:52:24,411 First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say congratulations on your movies. 480 00:52:24,511 --> 00:52:27,214 They've become a... a cultural mime. 481 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:31,685 I mean, there is the "South Park" episode of the Human Centipede. 482 00:52:31,785 --> 00:52:35,589 And then there's the LA porn parody, and the cat toys. 483 00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:39,393 I don't have the time for this... 484 00:52:39,493 --> 00:52:42,260 fan shit shat. 485 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,434 Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 486 00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:53,774 Prisoner 297 had a heart attack 487 00:52:53,874 --> 00:52:56,875 and I had to resuscitate him again. 488 00:52:57,211 --> 00:53:00,183 But... he's stable now. I... 489 00:53:00,283 --> 00:53:04,701 Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan! 490 00:53:04,801 --> 00:53:06,886 Thank you sir. 491 00:53:09,023 --> 00:53:10,808 Well, we are gathered here today. 492 00:53:10,908 --> 00:53:13,673 Glad to investigate the possibility of applying 493 00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:18,115 Mr. Six's human centipede idea to our prison. 494 00:53:18,215 --> 00:53:21,683 I mean, is it 100% medically accurate? 495 00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:26,855 This is my desk! 496 00:53:27,992 --> 00:53:30,561 In my headquarters! 497 00:53:30,661 --> 00:53:33,497 At my penitentiary! 498 00:53:33,597 --> 00:53:34,865 Wake up! 499 00:53:34,965 --> 00:53:38,802 We're not in a movie here playing some idiots! 500 00:53:38,902 --> 00:53:41,238 Well, it is 100% medically accurate. 501 00:53:41,338 --> 00:53:43,540 I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam 502 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,143 and he made a very detailed operation report for me 503 00:53:46,243 --> 00:53:49,513 and he said he could actually make a human centipede in his hospital. 504 00:53:49,713 --> 00:53:54,816 I brought the... operation reports and the drawings... 505 00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:58,336 so maybe you can have a look at that? 506 00:54:09,566 --> 00:54:12,353 - Okay... - What do you think, doc? 507 00:54:12,453 --> 00:54:17,107 Well, from what I see here, it looks... 508 00:54:17,207 --> 00:54:20,644 - medically accurate. - You're sure? 509 00:54:20,744 --> 00:54:23,747 You would have to give anti-rejection medication 510 00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:29,083 and there is always the risk of infection during the healing process, but... 511 00:54:30,687 --> 00:54:32,957 yeah, I'm sure. 512 00:54:33,057 --> 00:54:34,959 But what about the excretia? 513 00:54:35,059 --> 00:54:38,562 Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria 514 00:54:38,662 --> 00:54:42,032 because it would be going from one digestive tract to another. 515 00:54:42,132 --> 00:54:44,201 So it wouldn't be harmful. 516 00:54:44,301 --> 00:54:47,371 But there wouldn't be much nutritional value. 517 00:54:47,471 --> 00:54:51,293 On the other hand if you gave a series of... 518 00:54:51,393 --> 00:54:54,511 injections of fluids with plenty of vitamins and minerals 519 00:54:54,611 --> 00:54:59,950 I don't see why someone couldn't survive a lifetime in this position. 520 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,984 Gentlemen. 521 00:55:07,858 --> 00:55:11,693 This is a historical moment. 522 00:55:12,696 --> 00:55:17,468 This is beyond medieval torture! 523 00:55:17,568 --> 00:55:20,404 Beyond castration! 524 00:55:20,504 --> 00:55:25,274 The ultimate correction nationwide. 525 00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:31,248 We have business on hand, gentlemen. 526 00:55:31,348 --> 00:55:33,016 We start immediately. 527 00:55:33,116 --> 00:55:37,121 No, the surgery can't be done like in Tom Six's movies. 528 00:55:37,221 --> 00:55:40,991 We have to take into account of the fact that at the end of their sentence 529 00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:45,602 the prisoners have to be released without being mutilated. 530 00:55:45,702 --> 00:55:48,261 So I've been thinking about this. 531 00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:52,770 What we have is instead of the pulling of the teeth 532 00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:57,819 we have a gastro-intestinal bite-ring that holds the mouth open, 533 00:55:57,919 --> 00:56:01,273 so they can't stop the feces from coming into their system. 534 00:56:01,979 --> 00:56:05,582 Instead of the cutting of the knee ligaments 535 00:56:05,682 --> 00:56:11,119 we simply inject to induce temporary paralysis in that joint. 536 00:56:11,855 --> 00:56:16,527 Then, to attach the head to the buttocks of the person in front 537 00:56:16,627 --> 00:56:20,413 we have a system of leather straps which can be adjusted, 538 00:56:20,513 --> 00:56:24,375 pulled in tight and then undone for when we release. 539 00:56:24,475 --> 00:56:28,922 At the end of their sentence and taken out of the centipede 540 00:56:29,072 --> 00:56:33,341 there's only a slight scar round their mouth and anus. 541 00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:42,119 Well, doctor, what do you think? Is it possible? 542 00:56:42,219 --> 00:56:45,155 Very clever, Mr. Butler. 543 00:56:45,255 --> 00:56:50,918 But this, all of this is beginning to be in serious conflict 544 00:56:51,018 --> 00:56:53,561 with my Hippocratic oath. 545 00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:58,535 If I back out of this, I'm gonna get fired, aren't I? 546 00:56:58,635 --> 00:57:02,873 Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones. 547 00:57:02,973 --> 00:57:05,476 You know, my original idea for the Human Centipede films was 548 00:57:05,576 --> 00:57:09,122 sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus of a fat truck driver, 549 00:57:09,222 --> 00:57:11,231 as a punishment, so I love this. 550 00:57:11,331 --> 00:57:15,442 I just got an even better idea for our life-time-trash 551 00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:17,754 and the death-row-scum. 552 00:57:17,854 --> 00:57:23,193 But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first. 553 00:57:23,293 --> 00:57:28,165 Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea, but on one condition. 554 00:57:28,265 --> 00:57:31,635 I have witnessed all the fake latex stuff on my movie sets. 555 00:57:31,735 --> 00:57:37,572 Now I insist on attending one of your real mouth to anus operations. 556 00:57:38,876 --> 00:57:40,210 Deal. 557 00:57:40,310 --> 00:57:46,080 I put you in charge of the whole operation, doctor. 558 00:57:47,084 --> 00:57:49,887 Soon you'll lead... 559 00:57:49,987 --> 00:57:55,390 surgical teams all over the States. 560 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,841 Fantastic! 561 00:57:59,662 --> 00:58:03,133 We're going to need a much bigger surgical team. 562 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:06,603 We have to run blood workups on all the prisoners, 563 00:58:06,703 --> 00:58:08,906 test their stool samples for parasites. 564 00:58:09,006 --> 00:58:11,639 Whatever you need, doc. 565 00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:17,948 I've another brilliant idea. 566 00:58:18,048 --> 00:58:23,770 We'll show the cockroaches the two Human Centipede films 567 00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:26,307 back to back... 568 00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:30,395 at their monthly film night 569 00:58:30,495 --> 00:58:32,823 and then... 570 00:58:33,664 --> 00:58:37,134 I'll announce them their fate. 571 00:58:37,234 --> 00:58:40,704 The prisoners will tear this place apart. 572 00:58:40,804 --> 00:58:44,239 We have to do this without the fore knowledge of our clientele. 573 00:58:46,710 --> 00:58:49,276 Shut up, pooper. 574 00:58:51,181 --> 00:58:53,916 How dare you... 575 00:58:54,016 --> 00:58:57,297 turn your back on me? 576 00:59:15,238 --> 00:59:17,224 Yo, what the fuck is this? 577 00:59:17,324 --> 00:59:21,645 This trash occupies a world 578 00:59:21,745 --> 00:59:24,813 where the stars don't shine. 579 00:59:25,782 --> 00:59:29,817 Come on, swallow it, bitch. 580 00:59:30,087 --> 00:59:31,847 - No! - Swallow. 581 00:59:40,564 --> 00:59:41,841 What the fuck? 582 00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:59,132 Oh, man! 583 01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:05,951 These films risk causing harm. 584 01:00:06,051 --> 01:00:07,590 They should be banned! 585 01:00:13,621 --> 01:00:15,604 Turn that shit off! 586 01:00:34,325 --> 01:00:37,062 Hey, cockroaches 587 01:00:37,162 --> 01:00:39,264 did you like these films? 588 01:00:39,664 --> 01:00:42,734 I handpicked them for you 589 01:00:42,834 --> 01:00:46,004 as an instructional 590 01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:48,940 and mental training. 591 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,009 The world's first 592 01:00:51,109 --> 01:00:55,714 human-prison centipede 593 01:00:55,814 --> 01:00:58,883 will finally teach you 594 01:00:58,983 --> 01:01:04,155 how to become humans. 595 01:01:04,255 --> 01:01:06,191 I don't think this is a very good idea. 596 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,259 Literally 597 01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:13,895 on your fucking hands and knees. 598 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:19,437 Your ugly pussy mouths 599 01:01:19,537 --> 01:01:23,842 sewn to an unwiped asshole 600 01:01:23,942 --> 01:01:26,911 feeding of the diarrhea 601 01:01:27,011 --> 01:01:29,514 from your fellow inmate. 602 01:01:29,614 --> 01:01:31,942 I can't wait... 603 01:01:33,685 --> 01:01:36,988 to see... 604 01:01:37,655 --> 01:01:40,392 your pure 605 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:44,026 agony! 606 01:01:50,402 --> 01:01:52,247 Help! 607 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,571 Help! 608 01:01:58,343 --> 01:02:00,635 Help! 609 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:24,934 - What's going on? - Fuck off! 610 01:02:35,454 --> 01:02:37,248 Don't hurt me, Bill Boss is in there. 611 01:02:37,348 --> 01:02:40,349 I have nothing to do with this, I swear to God! 612 01:02:45,423 --> 01:02:47,890 Special forces immediately! 613 01:03:10,982 --> 01:03:12,833 Get the fucking door! 614 01:03:26,831 --> 01:03:28,464 It's time to fuck! 615 01:03:57,328 --> 01:03:58,818 Bill! 616 01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:02,066 Here. 617 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:03,768 I'm here. 618 01:04:03,968 --> 01:04:06,237 Where are you? 619 01:04:06,337 --> 01:04:08,275 Here. 620 01:04:10,308 --> 01:04:13,845 Over here, I need help. 621 01:04:13,945 --> 01:04:16,230 Got eyes on Bill Boss. 622 01:04:17,415 --> 01:04:20,916 Thank God, I just couldn't find you. 623 01:04:21,652 --> 01:04:24,856 The situation's under control now. 624 01:04:24,956 --> 01:04:27,275 But they... 625 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:29,976 they really hurt Daisy. 626 01:04:30,695 --> 01:04:34,529 Can't you see I'm hurt? 627 01:04:34,966 --> 01:04:40,208 Get the medical team for me! 628 01:04:40,308 --> 01:04:42,571 Hurry up! 629 01:04:46,177 --> 01:04:50,712 It's an emergency! 630 01:05:01,793 --> 01:05:03,695 Now it's... 631 01:05:03,795 --> 01:05:08,099 hell on Earth! 632 01:05:08,199 --> 01:05:11,200 Do you hear me? 633 01:05:11,569 --> 01:05:14,856 Scum... 634 01:05:14,956 --> 01:05:17,461 of the... 635 01:05:17,561 --> 01:05:22,044 universe! 636 01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:32,754 The "Silence of the Lambs." 637 01:05:33,992 --> 01:05:36,647 Sedation rifle! 638 01:05:47,071 --> 01:05:48,904 Fuck! 639 01:05:51,909 --> 01:05:56,478 No worries. It's only a sedation rifle. 640 01:06:21,672 --> 01:06:23,462 No! 641 01:06:26,677 --> 01:06:28,157 Fuck you! 642 01:06:40,691 --> 01:06:42,962 Gentlemen. 643 01:06:43,561 --> 01:06:45,621 Unleash... 644 01:06:52,603 --> 01:06:54,709 hell! 645 01:07:12,156 --> 01:07:15,293 Their submissiveness 646 01:07:15,393 --> 01:07:19,060 gives me a huge erection. 647 01:07:22,867 --> 01:07:25,269 Death rape, death rape. 648 01:07:25,369 --> 01:07:27,772 Rape, rape, rape. 649 01:07:27,872 --> 01:07:30,308 Eyes for eyes, 650 01:07:30,408 --> 01:07:32,810 teeth for teeth. 651 01:07:32,910 --> 01:07:37,215 Get the fucking scum on their fucking knees. 652 01:07:37,315 --> 01:07:41,702 On your fucking knees, on your fucking, fucking knees. 653 01:07:41,802 --> 01:07:45,790 Get the fucking scum on their fucking knees, 654 01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:50,559 on their fucking, fucking fucking, fucking knees. 655 01:07:53,898 --> 01:07:56,567 I'll explain. 656 01:07:56,667 --> 01:08:01,405 This spectacular operation only once. 657 01:08:01,505 --> 01:08:05,743 We start with injections into the lig... 658 01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:07,845 Ligamenta patellae. 659 01:08:07,945 --> 01:08:10,748 Ligamenta patellae. 660 01:08:10,848 --> 01:08:14,318 Paralyzing the ligaments of your kneecaps. 661 01:08:14,418 --> 01:08:17,421 So knee-extension 662 01:08:17,521 --> 01:08:20,689 is no longer possible. 663 01:08:21,559 --> 01:08:25,367 Your lips and anuses are cut circular 664 01:08:25,467 --> 01:08:29,667 along the border between skin and mucosa, the muc... 665 01:08:29,867 --> 01:08:31,636 Mucous-cutaneous. 666 01:08:31,736 --> 01:08:34,872 Mucous-cutaneous zone. 667 01:08:34,972 --> 01:08:39,273 Then we combine those circular mucosa 668 01:08:39,373 --> 01:08:42,454 and skin parts of anus and mouth 669 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,851 creating a human centipede 670 01:08:46,951 --> 01:08:51,589 connected via your gastric systems. 671 01:08:51,689 --> 01:08:53,722 Gentlemen. 672 01:08:54,558 --> 01:08:57,993 Put them to sleep. 673 01:09:07,655 --> 01:09:12,574 By the way, what are your plans for the life sentenced and death row prisoners? 674 01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:18,246 Wait and wonder, peepheart. 675 01:09:24,722 --> 01:09:26,324 How's it going, doc? 676 01:09:26,424 --> 01:09:30,061 Right on schedule, five surgical teams working round the clock. 677 01:09:30,161 --> 01:09:34,049 Those teams creating centipede segments of three prisoners each, 678 01:09:34,149 --> 01:09:37,468 which are then taken outside to the hospital tents 679 01:09:37,568 --> 01:09:40,404 and then they are sewn into the final 680 01:09:40,504 --> 01:09:43,805 larger human centipede chain. 681 01:09:44,241 --> 01:09:46,039 Marvelous, doc. 682 01:09:46,510 --> 01:09:48,626 Since I have you here... 683 01:09:51,449 --> 01:09:55,217 what do you want to do with this prisoner? He has Crohn's disease. 684 01:09:56,687 --> 01:09:59,490 What the fuck is Crohn's disease? 685 01:09:59,590 --> 01:10:02,994 It's an inflammatory bowel disorder. 686 01:10:03,094 --> 01:10:05,327 The prisoner has constant diarrhea. 687 01:10:07,565 --> 01:10:09,666 Who'll kiss his ass? 688 01:10:12,670 --> 01:10:15,627 Our awesome... 689 01:10:16,407 --> 01:10:19,202 tattoo wasp! 690 01:10:20,511 --> 01:10:25,680 The white, anal sexing prostitute. 691 01:10:26,317 --> 01:10:28,384 Please. 692 01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:30,688 One more chance. 693 01:10:30,788 --> 01:10:35,159 Please, don't sew me into a human centipede. I beg you. 694 01:10:35,259 --> 01:10:37,300 Yeah, yeah. 695 01:10:37,828 --> 01:10:40,431 Your whining 696 01:10:40,531 --> 01:10:44,599 makes my dick even harder. 697 01:10:47,771 --> 01:10:52,607 Revenge is so sweet. 698 01:10:54,245 --> 01:10:57,815 Take it into your sleep. 699 01:10:57,915 --> 01:11:01,182 We have another problem at hand. 700 01:11:20,070 --> 01:11:22,106 That's fuckin' gross! 701 01:11:22,506 --> 01:11:24,675 I have a stoma 702 01:11:24,775 --> 01:11:27,478 and you have a problem. 703 01:11:27,578 --> 01:11:28,861 Thank God. 704 01:11:28,961 --> 01:11:31,448 Gracias a la virgen María, 705 01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:37,252 now I finally discovered why they blessed me with a lifetime stoma. 706 01:11:40,324 --> 01:11:42,893 This guy is repulsive. 707 01:11:42,993 --> 01:11:44,762 Maybe it's a fake. 708 01:11:44,862 --> 01:11:47,702 With Mexicans, you never know. 709 01:11:53,003 --> 01:11:55,106 No fake. 710 01:11:55,206 --> 01:11:57,842 No way to integrate him, doc? 711 01:11:57,942 --> 01:12:01,236 His rectum is sewn shut, no. 712 01:12:03,881 --> 01:12:05,946 Finish him off then. 713 01:12:06,046 --> 01:12:08,152 I'm sorry. 714 01:12:08,252 --> 01:12:13,057 But I have cooperated with you and I will... continue to cooperate. 715 01:12:13,157 --> 01:12:16,425 But I will not just kill prisoners! 716 01:12:17,061 --> 01:12:20,049 Jesus Christ. 717 01:12:21,031 --> 01:12:23,567 Chicken shit! 718 01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:25,503 Excuse me. 719 01:12:25,603 --> 01:12:27,936 I have work to do. 720 01:12:32,443 --> 01:12:35,846 My friend, you don't match. 721 01:12:35,946 --> 01:12:38,081 I have to kill you. 722 01:12:38,349 --> 01:12:42,684 Take it fucking personally! 723 01:12:53,998 --> 01:12:56,531 Take my gun. 724 01:13:00,371 --> 01:13:02,973 Wash it, oil it, disinfect it. 725 01:13:03,073 --> 01:13:07,976 If I sniff the tiniest stink you'll suck a bullet out of it. 726 01:13:12,216 --> 01:13:14,885 And what do you want to do with him? 727 01:13:14,985 --> 01:13:18,520 I am sick and tired of your vegetables. 728 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:31,956 What the fuck! 729 01:13:32,136 --> 01:13:35,237 Please... can we go and see Daisy now? 730 01:13:40,844 --> 01:13:43,125 Just look at her. 731 01:13:43,347 --> 01:13:46,717 She's the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place. 732 01:13:46,817 --> 01:13:49,553 I think she should be treated in a regular hospital. 733 01:13:49,653 --> 01:13:51,488 No. 734 01:13:51,588 --> 01:13:54,658 I want my cock socket close. 735 01:13:54,758 --> 01:13:57,228 Beaten up women... 736 01:13:57,328 --> 01:13:59,805 make me so horny. 737 01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:03,970 Please, Bill, don't. 738 01:14:04,568 --> 01:14:07,771 Jesus Christ. 739 01:14:08,005 --> 01:14:10,138 I beg you. 740 01:14:14,309 --> 01:14:15,446 I love her. 741 01:14:15,546 --> 01:14:20,782 Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down. Fuck off! 742 01:14:41,005 --> 01:14:46,040 I'll make you squirt even in a coma. 743 01:14:58,922 --> 01:15:00,824 Alright, we're all done. 744 01:15:00,924 --> 01:15:02,857 Good job. 745 01:15:30,487 --> 01:15:32,790 I want you to make sure 746 01:15:32,890 --> 01:15:35,926 that the world premiere of the first 747 01:15:36,026 --> 01:15:38,562 human-prison centipede 748 01:15:38,662 --> 01:15:41,065 is guaranteed 749 01:15:41,165 --> 01:15:44,034 to take place the moment 750 01:15:44,134 --> 01:15:46,937 our communist governor 751 01:15:47,037 --> 01:15:50,174 appears at the gate to destroy us! 752 01:15:50,274 --> 01:15:54,244 Well, there is only 16 more prisoners left 753 01:15:54,344 --> 01:15:55,893 to undergo the procedure. 754 01:15:55,993 --> 01:15:58,949 After that the human-prison centipede 755 01:15:59,049 --> 01:16:01,752 will be finally complete 756 01:16:01,852 --> 01:16:03,846 on time and under budget. 757 01:16:04,488 --> 01:16:07,521 They did their magic. 758 01:16:09,827 --> 01:16:12,894 Thank God for Africa! 759 01:16:13,664 --> 01:16:17,933 Thank God for female circumcision! 760 01:16:26,410 --> 01:16:28,843 Private rehearsal! 761 01:16:33,517 --> 01:16:38,352 Let's hear what our zombie governor 762 01:16:38,639 --> 01:16:40,938 will have to say. 763 01:17:02,096 --> 01:17:06,659 May I offer you a genuine Dominican Republic cigar? 764 01:17:06,759 --> 01:17:10,629 I only smoke Cuban cigars, 765 01:17:10,729 --> 01:17:12,598 best in the world. 766 01:17:12,698 --> 01:17:15,631 No! Just kidding. 767 01:17:16,301 --> 01:17:19,705 After having seen the miracle 768 01:17:19,805 --> 01:17:23,943 of the first human-prison centipede 769 01:17:24,543 --> 01:17:29,848 I'll never again touch a communistic cigar from Cuba 770 01:17:29,948 --> 01:17:35,120 because you... Sir William Boss 771 01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:38,721 you are the new American hero. 772 01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:42,394 You are in the Hall of Fame 773 01:17:42,494 --> 01:17:44,246 with George Patton 774 01:17:44,346 --> 01:17:48,267 Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali. 775 01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:50,436 Thanks to you. 776 01:17:50,536 --> 01:17:53,088 Our glorious nation 777 01:17:53,188 --> 01:17:57,075 will be the example to the world again. 778 01:17:57,175 --> 01:18:01,580 A proud, safe nation 779 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:04,450 with hardly any crime. 780 01:18:04,550 --> 01:18:07,353 Your idea, Sir William, 781 01:18:07,453 --> 01:18:10,355 is of absolute genius. 782 01:18:10,455 --> 01:18:14,493 You will be honored personally 783 01:18:14,593 --> 01:18:19,862 by the President of the United States of America. 784 01:18:21,433 --> 01:18:26,371 Actually, it was my accountant Mr. Dwight Butler, 785 01:18:26,471 --> 01:18:29,272 it was his brilliant idea. 786 01:18:29,475 --> 01:18:31,317 Oh, yeah. 787 01:18:32,244 --> 01:18:34,710 You did it. 788 01:18:39,384 --> 01:18:42,664 You fucking... 789 01:18:42,765 --> 01:18:45,922 fucking did it. 790 01:18:58,003 --> 01:19:02,541 Mr. President. It's me, William Boss, call me Bill. 791 01:19:02,641 --> 01:19:06,342 Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate. 792 01:19:06,745 --> 01:19:08,611 Sir? 793 01:19:09,481 --> 01:19:11,814 - Sir? - What? 794 01:19:13,318 --> 01:19:14,468 Sir? 795 01:19:20,759 --> 01:19:25,364 Oh, man, I am so excited to see the real mouth to ass operation. 796 01:19:25,464 --> 01:19:29,902 Prove all the skeptics wrong. It is 100% medically accurate. 797 01:19:30,002 --> 01:19:32,868 I'm gonna be so rich and famous. 798 01:19:37,809 --> 01:19:41,344 You owe me big time, mister. 799 01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:50,823 I'm already eating my own shit. 800 01:19:50,923 --> 01:19:56,260 I want to be in the prison-human centipede. 801 01:19:59,397 --> 01:20:02,507 Wait, can't we use him in the media conference? 802 01:20:02,607 --> 01:20:03,950 No. 803 01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:15,247 I don't want anyone 804 01:20:15,347 --> 01:20:18,080 liking this! 805 01:20:18,984 --> 01:20:21,720 Oh, man, this is so wrong. 806 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,166 Come on. 807 01:20:48,046 --> 01:20:51,080 - Wash, please. - Wash. 808 01:20:52,284 --> 01:20:54,183 Yeah. 809 01:21:05,597 --> 01:21:08,564 - Marker. - Marker! 810 01:21:10,836 --> 01:21:12,669 Yeah. 811 01:21:25,183 --> 01:21:28,318 My hands are shaking with excitement! 812 01:21:28,854 --> 01:21:32,295 What about you, Six? Having a hard-on? 813 01:21:36,561 --> 01:21:38,478 Look at this. 814 01:21:46,454 --> 01:21:49,191 Oh, yeah, oh. 815 01:21:49,741 --> 01:21:52,211 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 816 01:21:52,311 --> 01:21:55,573 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 817 01:21:57,049 --> 01:22:03,021 Six, I am gonna show you some Human Centipede improvement. 818 01:22:03,121 --> 01:22:05,057 Copyright, Bill Boss. 819 01:22:05,157 --> 01:22:07,259 Follow me! 820 01:22:50,302 --> 01:22:54,215 - What a poor pussy? - What in the hell is this? 821 01:22:55,974 --> 01:22:59,942 Wait and see, Dwighty. 822 01:23:01,413 --> 01:23:04,483 Wait and wonder 823 01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:07,419 Wait and see 824 01:23:07,519 --> 01:23:10,122 Mr. Dwighty 825 01:23:10,222 --> 01:23:12,791 Mr. Dwighty 826 01:23:12,891 --> 01:23:15,360 Wait and wonder 827 01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:17,696 Wait and see 828 01:23:17,796 --> 01:23:20,225 Mr. Dwighty. 829 01:23:32,944 --> 01:23:34,780 No. 830 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:38,814 120/80. 831 01:23:39,317 --> 01:23:41,450 Perfect! 832 01:23:44,389 --> 01:23:46,525 The pede looks perfect. 833 01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:49,094 The last few prisoners have just been attached 834 01:23:49,194 --> 01:23:53,765 and although the wounds are still fresh you get the idea! 835 01:23:53,865 --> 01:23:55,664 Perfect! 836 01:23:57,802 --> 01:24:01,173 - What? - Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way. 837 01:24:01,273 --> 01:24:03,041 Perfect! 838 01:24:03,141 --> 01:24:05,588 We are ready for the cunt! 839 01:24:11,049 --> 01:24:16,054 Dwight! I repeat... you are really 840 01:24:16,154 --> 01:24:18,356 the cunt! 841 01:24:18,456 --> 01:24:19,713 Hello, sir. 842 01:24:49,087 --> 01:24:52,521 Why do you two assholes... 843 01:24:53,225 --> 01:24:56,195 look so pleased with yourselves? 844 01:24:56,995 --> 01:25:00,799 The both of you are fucking fired. 845 01:25:00,899 --> 01:25:03,365 I should have done it years ago. 846 01:25:04,369 --> 01:25:07,372 All problems are history, sir. 847 01:25:07,472 --> 01:25:09,574 I took your advice. 848 01:25:09,674 --> 01:25:12,160 I've learned from your strong personality. 849 01:25:12,260 --> 01:25:15,780 You are the ultimate leader. You are my role model. 850 01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:20,318 And now the prisoners are like obedient slaves 851 01:25:20,418 --> 01:25:22,587 begging for mercy. 852 01:25:22,687 --> 01:25:25,357 I got them down on their knees. 853 01:25:25,457 --> 01:25:28,494 Literally. 854 01:25:28,994 --> 01:25:32,764 Your last visit inspired me 855 01:25:32,864 --> 01:25:35,066 to such an extend 856 01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:38,101 a brilliant idea! 857 01:25:39,971 --> 01:25:42,140 I'll show you the result 858 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:46,211 that tells more than a thousand words. 859 01:25:46,311 --> 01:25:50,446 The last ones have just been attached. 860 01:25:51,516 --> 01:25:55,718 So it is show time. 861 01:25:56,054 --> 01:25:57,772 Attached? 862 01:25:57,872 --> 01:25:59,691 Attached? 863 01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:02,627 A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached? 864 01:26:02,727 --> 01:26:05,494 - Yes. - What does that mean? 865 01:26:06,798 --> 01:26:08,266 Wait and see. 866 01:26:08,366 --> 01:26:11,901 You talk so much shit, your ass must get jealous. 867 01:26:13,605 --> 01:26:16,816 Great, governor, I love that. 868 01:26:43,468 --> 01:26:45,849 What the hell is this? 869 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,875 The black panther 870 01:26:50,975 --> 01:26:54,162 made it to the lead! 871 01:26:54,262 --> 01:26:59,651 This burger-killer is feeding the whole humanitarian system behind him. 872 01:26:59,751 --> 01:27:04,286 Don't cry. Tomorrow, you'll get your hamburgers. 873 01:27:05,857 --> 01:27:09,561 - Why? - Because he loves junk food. 874 01:27:09,661 --> 01:27:12,832 No, no, I don't mean that. I mean, what... 875 01:27:13,832 --> 01:27:15,131 What is this? 876 01:27:17,068 --> 01:27:18,390 Dwight... 877 01:27:19,137 --> 01:27:21,806 tell the governor my vision! 878 01:27:21,906 --> 01:27:24,375 And this black whiner here 879 01:27:24,475 --> 01:27:28,243 has to become a middle piece. 880 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:30,048 Fuck! 881 01:27:30,148 --> 01:27:31,416 Well, sir, 882 01:27:31,516 --> 01:27:35,086 more than 50 billion dollars a year are spend on corrections. 883 01:27:35,186 --> 01:27:38,123 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide 884 01:27:38,223 --> 01:27:41,459 return to prison within three years of their release. 885 01:27:41,559 --> 01:27:45,861 This, despite a massive increase in state expenditure. 886 01:27:46,397 --> 01:27:49,067 - Shit! - But, not anymore. 887 01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:54,106 This human-prison centipede will reduce crime dramatically. 888 01:27:54,806 --> 01:27:59,845 It will be a deterrent to anyone considering a career in crime 889 01:27:59,945 --> 01:28:02,167 and no more recidivism. 890 01:28:05,116 --> 01:28:07,836 Feed him! 891 01:28:07,936 --> 01:28:10,338 Feed him! 892 01:28:10,888 --> 01:28:14,423 Digestion in progress! 893 01:28:15,527 --> 01:28:18,229 No, it's not halal 894 01:28:18,329 --> 01:28:20,365 it's not kosher! 895 01:28:20,465 --> 01:28:24,602 A Jew behind a Muslim a Muslim behind a Jew! 896 01:28:24,702 --> 01:28:28,473 A Republican behind a Mexican 897 01:28:28,573 --> 01:28:32,007 a crip behind a blood. 898 01:28:32,544 --> 01:28:34,813 "Peace on earth, 899 01:28:34,913 --> 01:28:37,749 good will to men." 900 01:28:37,949 --> 01:28:40,516 Oh, my God. 901 01:28:43,521 --> 01:28:45,888 This is too much. 902 01:29:03,775 --> 01:29:05,759 Bill Boss... 903 01:29:06,144 --> 01:29:09,010 isn't that your secretary? 904 01:29:14,586 --> 01:29:17,857 Yeah... yeah. That's... 905 01:29:19,057 --> 01:29:21,556 only a short... 906 01:29:22,193 --> 01:29:24,463 gender-test! 907 01:29:24,963 --> 01:29:27,232 Come on, sir! 908 01:29:35,507 --> 01:29:37,538 Dwight! 909 01:29:39,544 --> 01:29:44,246 Tell our beloved governor about the money savings! 910 01:29:44,882 --> 01:29:47,719 The savings would be in the billions! 911 01:29:47,819 --> 01:29:52,190 We can make savings on prison staff food and drinks. 912 01:29:52,290 --> 01:29:55,293 On books and television, housing. 913 01:29:55,393 --> 01:29:57,629 Heck, we don't even need fences no more. 914 01:29:57,729 --> 01:30:02,467 We can even save more money if we attach them in a circle 915 01:30:02,567 --> 01:30:04,502 like a perpetuum mobile. 916 01:30:04,602 --> 01:30:09,374 Feces going round and round. Food isn't needed anymore. 917 01:30:09,474 --> 01:30:14,579 Only cheap liquid and vitamin injections. 918 01:30:14,679 --> 01:30:18,349 And that money could be spent on schools and the hospitals 919 01:30:18,449 --> 01:30:22,387 and nursing homes and road improvements. 920 01:30:22,487 --> 01:30:23,955 Whatever you want. 921 01:30:24,055 --> 01:30:26,656 And the tax payers, they'll love you for it. 922 01:30:36,851 --> 01:30:40,772 His anus is not very clean! 923 01:30:40,872 --> 01:30:43,708 I want perfection in my penitentiary! 924 01:30:43,808 --> 01:30:47,745 Inmates shall feel well and clean, understand? 925 01:30:47,845 --> 01:30:49,883 Wipe it! 926 01:30:50,682 --> 01:30:53,049 I apologize. 927 01:30:53,751 --> 01:30:57,989 In the beginning things are not always perfect. 928 01:30:58,089 --> 01:31:02,560 Please follow me for another interesting insight. 929 01:31:02,660 --> 01:31:04,333 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 930 01:31:16,374 --> 01:31:20,545 The human caterpillar! 931 01:31:20,645 --> 01:31:23,913 For the lifetime convicts 932 01:31:24,449 --> 01:31:27,669 and our friends on death row. 933 01:31:27,769 --> 01:31:29,954 Now... 934 01:31:30,054 --> 01:31:33,388 is that a deterrent? 935 01:31:44,902 --> 01:31:46,871 This man... 936 01:31:46,971 --> 01:31:50,539 has just finished his sentence... 937 01:31:51,042 --> 01:31:55,146 and already checked out of the centipede chain. 938 01:31:55,246 --> 01:31:58,080 Ready to go home. 939 01:32:01,119 --> 01:32:05,423 All what is left are a few little scars 940 01:32:05,523 --> 01:32:09,143 around his mouth and anus. 941 01:32:09,243 --> 01:32:12,063 Another big advantage 942 01:32:12,163 --> 01:32:15,133 because other people can see 943 01:32:15,233 --> 01:32:19,103 by these little stigmas that he was integrated 944 01:32:19,203 --> 01:32:21,773 in a prison centipede. 945 01:32:21,873 --> 01:32:25,574 Another huge deterrent, right? 946 01:32:28,029 --> 01:32:29,696 How are you doing? 947 01:32:47,031 --> 01:32:49,454 Good luck, my friend. 948 01:32:52,870 --> 01:32:55,240 Stay clean! 949 01:32:56,641 --> 01:33:00,752 You see? It really works. 950 01:33:01,846 --> 01:33:03,631 What do you think, sir? 951 01:33:05,550 --> 01:33:06,652 This... 952 01:33:07,652 --> 01:33:09,987 this is a violation of human rights. 953 01:33:10,087 --> 01:33:12,357 It's certainly a violation of federal ethics! 954 01:33:12,457 --> 01:33:14,325 Oh, God, I am fucked. 955 01:33:14,425 --> 01:33:17,660 You insane freaks will get the death penalty for this. 956 01:33:20,198 --> 01:33:23,801 Sir, you're dead right. 957 01:33:23,901 --> 01:33:27,572 But in fact, it was Mr... But... 958 01:33:27,672 --> 01:33:32,107 This is heights. This is too much. This is too much. 959 01:33:35,146 --> 01:33:39,047 You got the wrong man! 960 01:33:40,384 --> 01:33:42,418 Fuck! 961 01:34:58,596 --> 01:35:00,198 Please, don't. 962 01:35:00,298 --> 01:35:03,968 What an epic 963 01:35:04,068 --> 01:35:06,404 glorious moment? 964 01:35:06,804 --> 01:35:11,042 When do you think we can start the national surgical campaign 965 01:35:11,142 --> 01:35:14,209 'cause I am so fucking ready. 966 01:35:16,881 --> 01:35:18,914 What is the matter? 967 01:36:52,143 --> 01:36:53,833 Gentlemen... 968 01:36:54,545 --> 01:36:58,180 this is exactly what America needs. 969 01:37:00,618 --> 01:37:03,221 This may even get me elected president. 970 01:37:03,321 --> 01:37:06,955 You've convinced me. It's genius. 971 01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:12,597 Don't change a goddamn thing. 972 01:37:12,697 --> 01:37:17,699 My pals in DC... they won't believe their near-sighted eyeballs. 973 01:37:29,113 --> 01:37:31,882 Yep, my idea! 974 01:37:31,982 --> 01:37:33,895 You are... 975 01:37:34,719 --> 01:37:38,286 absolutely right, Dwight. 976 01:37:41,325 --> 01:37:43,928 You're indeed a genius. 977 01:37:44,028 --> 01:37:47,562 You came up with the idea. 978 01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:52,470 You deserve every credit. 979 01:37:53,604 --> 01:37:57,156 Give me a hug, Dwighty!