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[horn wailing]

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[chattering]

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[clears throat]

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-Your beverage, sir.
-Oh-ho, much obliged.

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This is a stickup!
Hand over all your valuables!

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-[all screaming and shouting]
-[man] Oh, my goodness!

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Over my dead body.

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Okay.

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No, not my hair.

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[chuckles] Nice doing business with you.

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[laughs]

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[grumbles]

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Uh-huh. What time did it start?
How many firefighters?

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-Hey, G, wanna grab lunch?
-I'll call you back.

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Sorry, no time.
A fire at the Swiss cheese factory.

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-There's fondue pouring down Main Street.
-Man, I am all over that action.

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-Main Street, huh? Catch you later.
-You gotta eat, too.

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I am.

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[sighs]

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Another lunch at your desk?

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-Duty calls.
-Duty always calls.

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Don't forget you're interviewing
Chester K. Cheddarton, founder of--

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The MouseMate dating service. I'm on it.

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[phone rings]

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-Mm-hm. Geronimo Stilton.
-[Shortpaw] Geronimo?

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Uh, Grandpa. How's your cruise?
Peaceful and relaxing?

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Ha! Far from it. We were all just robbed
by masked watercraft pirates.

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That's terrible. Anything I can do?

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No. That's why I'm calling you, yes.

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You can stop talking and report this.
This is breaking news. And make it snappy.

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Yes, sir. Just as soon
as I finish covering the fire.

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Oh, in my day, I would've given
my left whisker for a scoop like this.

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A scoop Sally Rasmaussen's
never going to have.

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I'll get to it before Sally knows
anything about it.

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[Simon] Too late, Stilton.

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Sally will have that story
faster than you can finish that sandwich.

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[chuckles]

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♪ Who's the mouse who's smart and witty
Scoops the news for New Mouse City ♪

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♪ Geronimo! ♪

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♪ He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific ♪

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♪ He's outta site and in the know ♪

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♪ Go! ♪

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♪ He's the one we call Geronimo ♪

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Oh.

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Ravishing? Gorgeous?

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No, no, no. Stunning.

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Get ready to thank me.

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-Don't you ever knock?
-Not when I--

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I mean, we--

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You are about to scoop Stilton
out of a hot story.

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-What are you blabbering about?
-Watercraft pirates robbed a ship.

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Old Shortpaws is on the ship,
and he phoned it in.

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[chuckles]

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-How did you hear about it?
-That Pimento Picture-Cam I picked up.

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I had it delivered along with Stilton's
Swiss and cheddar on rye.

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[chuckles]

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-That was brilliant.
-Thank--

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-Of me to steal this story from Stilton.
-It was my idea to get the Picture-Cam.

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[growls]

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But I'm willing to share credit.

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[chuckles]

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Did I say share?
I meant it was all your idea.

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That's better. I'm going to wipe the floor
with The Rodent's Gazette.

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-Now, go.
-Yes, boss.

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Oh, what are you looking for
in a mouse mate?

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Um, hmm... Oh!

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Someone who shares my interest
in fine dining, classical music,

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lording my superiority over underlings--
Oh. Oops, no, no room for that last one.

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Ah! Done. Now, all I need is a photo.

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I must remember
to fire our staff photographer.

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Do I have to do everything myself? Cheese.

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My eyes are my best feature.

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Oh. I still need a MouseMate nickname.

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Uh... Ooh!

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Cheddarchick.

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Oh! Now I have to send this application
and wait for the nibbles to pour in.

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[laughs]

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[Cheddarton] Thanks to MouseMate,
they've found each other

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and true happiness.

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At MouseMate,
your love life is our business.

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-[director] Cut! That's a wrap!
-Dr. Cheddarton.

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Thea Stilton.
You said you have time for questions.

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-Why, certainly.
-Do you think dating services really work?

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Well, we can increase your chances

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of finding someone
who shares your interests.

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Everyone's so busy nowadays,
they have to make time for relationships

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if they wanna find true love.

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Tell me about it.

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-[Benjamin] You want us to do what?
-Not so loud. Geronimo could be back.

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He's gonna find out
once he starts getting bug bites.

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[sighs] Nibbles.
By then, we'll have signed him up.

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It'll be hard for him to say no.

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I can't stand seeing him
eating at his desk.

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Well, coz could use a little help
in the romance department, unlike myself,

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who can always rely
on my good looks and natural charm.

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Well, if it'll make Uncle G happy, I'm in.

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Good. Trap, you stay on lookout.
I'll fill out the form.

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Benjamin, find a photo.

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"What are you looking for in a mate?"

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Mm. Fine dining, classical music,
someone who shares my interest

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in correcting grammatical errors.
Oops. No room for that last one.

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Find anything?

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Uh, not yet.

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Hang on.

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Ha! I think I got it.

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I gave him the nickname Bigcheese.

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-[footsteps]
-You better hurry. I hear him coming.

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Act natural.

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Uh... Playing freeze tag?

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[shrieks] No.

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We were just trying to find you a girlfr--
A girl Friday. You could use an assistant.

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I can handle it.
So, what's the story with MouseMate?

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How did you--? I mean--

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Did you talk to Dr. Cheddarton?

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Oh, the interview.
Um, just filed my report.

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I'm out to follow up on the pirates.

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[whispers] And deliver this on the way.

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A nibble from MouseMate? For me?

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You got a nibble?

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-Why would I have a nibble?
-Don't look at me.

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-Uh, what's it say, Uncle G?
-A beautiful stranger wants to meet me.

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So? When's the big date?

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-I don't have time for dating.
-Come on, G.

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-What've you got to lose? Live a little.
-Yeah, go for it, Uncle G.

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Hmm. A date with a beautiful stranger
does sound intriguing.

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[horn wails]

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This was the fifth ship
robbed this month.

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Must be taking advantage
of tourist season.

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-So, after, which way did they go?
-Due north, doing 60 miles per hour.

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At that rate, they'd be close to
Saint Chevre by now.

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Scooped you again, Stilton.

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[chuckles]

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Ugh. Simon Squealer's
trying to scoop our story.

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Ho-ho!

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Then let's get cracking.

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-Tell me more about yourself.
-Well, um...

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-Uh...
-Sorry.

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-So, you were saying?
-Well, I--

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Sorry.

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[sighs]

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[door closes]

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Uncle Geronimo, how was your date?

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I guess not so hot.

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Well, the soup was pretty hot.
So was the flaming cheese.

145
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Well, I hope you're not giving up,
because you got more nibbles.

146
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I feel like food already.
And where are the nibbles coming from?

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Must be your reputation as a ladies' man.
Guess I'm rubbing off on you.

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Looks like I'm rubbing off on you.
[chuckles] Sorry.

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Mm. Not bad.
Uh, which restaurant did you eat at?

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Keep trying.
Isn't that what you always tell me?

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I suppose you're right. Who knows?
Maybe one of these will be my dream date.

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Ah.

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Uh...

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[chattering]

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So, like, as I was, like,
saying, you know? It's, like, so, yeah.

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Oh, this is awful. Take it back.

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Oh, and take his, too.
I'm sure it's terrible.

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[sighs]

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[phone rings]

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Where's my story?

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Uh, I-- I'm working on it.
And the good news is,

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those good-for-nothing Stiltons
are off the story.

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-You're gonna get an exclusive.
-It better be soon.

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Hmm. Bigcheese.

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[chuckles]

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I gotta get that story.

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This is Simon Squealer, on the trail
of the infamous watercraft pirates,

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and remember,
you heard it first from The Daily Rat.

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[screaming]

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Ho-ho! Looks like the rat
just deserted his sinking ship.

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[burps]

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Hey, you gonna eat that?

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-Any luck?
-I think I've reached my expiration date.

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Oh, come on, coz, just one more.

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Okay, but this is my last one.

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Cheddarchick?

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Hey, where'd she get this?

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I don't know.

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[chuckles]

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Stop pretending.
I know you signed me up for this.

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But it's okay. It was worth a try.

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Hmm.

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Oh. Hmm.

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[chuckles]

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-Oh, my.
-Well?

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00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,840
Oh, well, it couldn't hurt
to send her a nibble.

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Oh! Bigcheese.

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[laughing]

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Witty, well-written, oh,
and even well-punctuated.

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Hang on, I'm going to write back.

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That was quick.

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Hmm. Sophisticated, hardworking,
even appreciates my use of the semicolon.

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If you like my semicolons,
check out my ellipses.

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[chuckles]

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Ellipses.

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[chuckles]

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Dinner cruise, tomorrow, 8 p.m.?

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Love to.

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[laughs]

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Meet you at the harbor.

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I'll wear sparkling earrings.

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[Geronimo] And I'll be wearing
a large hat. Till then.

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A dinner cruise? That's great.

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A dinner cruise? What was I thinking?
I get seasick.

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Oh, it's only for a few hours.
You'll be fine, G.

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Ah. Of course. What am I worried about?
I have a date with a beautiful woman.

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[Geronimo whistling]

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Right. Huh.

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There's something about her.

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00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,720
Looking good, G. But are you sure
you need to wear all this?

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It's 90 degrees, and it's dark out.

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-I'll look like my photo, she'll know me.
-All right, don't bump into--

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[clattering]

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Anything.

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[Sally humming]

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Eau de fromage should get
his whiskers twitching.

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[laughs]

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Ah. Well, I'm off.

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Have fun with, uh... Cheddarchick.

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Whoever she is. And that's
just what I'm about to find out.

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I should've known.
Cheddarchick is... Sally Rasmaussen.

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I gotta warn Uncle Geronimo
that Sally's setting him up.

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[phone rings]

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Come on, Uncle Geronimo, pick up.

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For once, I'm leaving my work
at the office.

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-[Thea over phone] Benjamin?
-Thea.

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Sally tricked Uncle Geronimo
into going on a date.

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It's a trap.
I warned him, he's not picking up.

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We're pursuing Simon and the pirates.
We're not close enough.

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They're heading for the harbor,
looking for more cruise ships to rob.

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That's where Uncle Geronimo is.
I gotta warn him about Sally.

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And the pirates.

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Get Trap to drive you to the harbor.
I'll call the Harbor Police.

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-Cheddarchick?
-Uh, Bigcheese?

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Oh. Such a gentleman.

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00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,480
I've reserved the best table. Shall we?

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Something tells me
this is going to be memorable.

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00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:24,480
-The Cheese Bourguignon sounds appealing.
-Oh, I was thinking the same thing.

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With, perhaps, a cheese plate to start?

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00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,640
Ooh. That sounds Brie-licious.

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[both chuckle]

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Oh, you.

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This is more enjoyable
than eating lunch at my desk.

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Or dinner. I mean, it's hard
to make time for a personal life,

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but I'm so glad I did.

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[piano music playing]

247
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Ah. "Ratmaninoff's Concerto...

248
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-in E-flat."
-"In E-flat."

249
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It's time we introduced ourselves. I'm--

250
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[pirate] Hey, this is a stickup!

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[all screaming]

252
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-Hand over all your valuables.
-She'll do no such thing.

253
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[Geronimo yells]

254
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[tires screech]

255
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Give that back.

256
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,720
Ow.

257
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,960
I'll take that.

258
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,520
Oh, no, you didn't.

259
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Peekaboo.

260
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[sirens wailing]

261
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Over here, officer.

262
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,800
Good work. Thanks.

263
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:40,720
No one's ever stood up for me that way.
Oh! You're my knight in shining armor.

264
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You deserve no less.

265
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:48,320
So, where were we
before we were so rudely interrupted?

266
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We were about to introduce ourselves.

267
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Ah. Yes.

268
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-[gasps] Sally?
-Geronimo.

269
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I tried to warn you, but your phone
was off. Sally's trying to trick you.

270
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[chuckles]

271
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-Wouldn't be the first time.
-[both] To think I thought--

272
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-You didn't know?
-Of course not. Did you?

273
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How could I? We both had nicknames.

274
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I don't think it was a trap.

275
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Just a weird coincidence.

276
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It had to be.
We're the ones who set them up.

277
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Well, that's what comes
of these newfangled dating services.

278
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In my day, a fellow knew
who he was taking out to dinner.

279
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Well, since this was obviously
a hideous mistake, I'll be going.

280
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-For what it's worth, I was having fun.
-You know, so was I.

281
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Maybe this isn't a match made in heaven,
but why waste a lovely dinner?

282
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It is just for one evening.

283
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:05,520
I suppose we could manage to be civil
for a few hours,

284
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but then I have to work.

285
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:12,280
-This water pirate story is breaking news.
-Not if I break it first.

286
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[both laughing]

287
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,400
Oh, you know, I broke
that Swiss cheese factory fire before you.

288
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That's because you bugged my phone.

289
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-Pimento.
-What?

290
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Oh, uh, never mind.

291
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[Sally laughs]