(Wu) Previously on "Ninjago.."
Time to make this place a snake-free zone.
That symbol.
The next Time Blade has arrived.
No!
- What is that? - Huh!
(Lloyd) 'We got the Time Blade. Let's get out of here.'
* Jump up kick back
whip around and spin **
(Wu) "Episode 70, The Attack."
[instrumental music]
Whoa! Amazing.
It is unlike anything I've ever seen.
So cool.
I must urge caution, Jay.
The Time Blade is a powerful weapon.
Uh, you think I don't know that? Check this.
whoosh
Boom! Ha ha.
Eight bull's-eyes in a row, beat that.
- Oh, I did. - Oh, really? When?
When I got nine in a row. Huh.
Okay, yeah, if you want to count that.
Yeah, but watch this.
- Hyah! - Ha ha, you missed.
Did I?
Slow moving target. Easy peasy, lemon..
Haiyah! Huh, hah, hyah, hi-yah.
And that's how you recycle an empty box.
That box was not empty.
[screaming]
Mr. Cuddly Whomp.
[sobbing] Ahem, it's a teddy bear I used to love
when I was five, but now he is totally lame and--
We know you still sleep with him.
Uh, and I don't care who knows it.
[teddy bear squeaks] Mr. Cuddly Whomp.
Switching to playful mode.
Hey, watch it, I'm workin' here.
- Sorry, Nya. - What's with Nya?
She's been on her computer since we got back from the desert.
Her attempt to locate her stolen
Samurai X suit is consuming her.
Uh, she's as bad as her brother.
[sighs] Aha! I've got a clue.
[grunts]
'I haven't got a clue.'
He has been reading those
Ninjago history books all day.
[scoffs] I don't get those two.
We finally get victory, and they choose
to celebrate by dorking out instead of doing something cool?
[gasps] Let's run straight at each other
and see if this will slow us down before we collide.
[laughing]
[teddy bear squeaks]
I really think I'm starting to get the hang
of this whole master thing.
So then I come storming in on my jet
maintaining a low altitude for tactical benefits
and I just completely overwhelm
the Snake Army, samurai fighter, whatever they are.
You know, until they leapt into our vehicles and crashed.
Fast-forward, the blade ends up in the sand
and general what's-his-face..
Lloyd dear
'perhaps it would be better to tell him'
your amazing story when he can--
Close your loop, slow all of them down like a bunch of slugs
and whoosh we fly out of there. Pretty amazing, right?
[snoring]
- 'I'll make some more tea.' - Mom?
You lost the Time Blade.
We had the Time Blade
and now we do not have the Time Blade.
- Why? - Because you dorks lost it.
- To a bunch of kids. - Kids.
It was the Blue Ninja, he came flying in
on some weird superfast bike.
I definitely want to get one.
So I did the whole time bubble thing.
He did do the whole time bubble thing, heh heh, so did I.
You used the Time Blade?
You were not given permission to use the Time Blade.
Because you do not know how to use the Time Blade.
'Cause if you knew how to use the Time Blade
you would not have lost the Time Blade!
Now that I think about it
maybe we didn't use the Time Blade.
Yeah, I don't think we did.
You used the Time Blade, lose the Time Blade
then lie about using and losing the Time Blade.
Okay, yes, true, but we have come up
with a way to get it back.
We lure all the ninja here by telling them
we'll trade the blade for Cyrus Borg.
We need Cyrus Borg.
Without his apparatus, my plan won't work.
Yeah, I-I know, um, then we take the Time Blade
and don't give them Cyrus Borg.
Double-cross!
Has it occurred to you that if we do that
the ninja will learn the location
of our secret headquarters, see our master plan
and try to take our blade?
It has not.
Furthermore, we need all the Time Blades
including the one you lost!
This is your chance, Cyrus
time for a little industrial espionage.
Are you sure you want to cut those wires?
They look rather important for the apparatus
to properly operate.
The way lungs are important for a human to properly operate.
Okay, plan B. Hear me out.
Operation Fudge Bomb.
We just need 1000 gallons of chocolate ice-cream or--
Or a plan that will actually work.
You have my attention.
Because of your BorgWatch's temporal scanner..
Regret heading that.
We know the blade's location.
Now, we just need to go and get it.
[intense music]
Let's do this.
Time Blade ready?
[screaming]
Faster, Jay.
You're so slow, Cole--
Hey, I told you guys not to mess around with the Time Blade.
We...aren't..
[both groaning]
- Ow! - Ha ha!
[laughing]
I'd said to hide it someplace safe.
[clears throat] And we ignored you.
Besides, we're, um, skill building.
What skill? Room destroying?
This blade is extremely powerful and highly coveted.
Nothing this valuable will be so easily conceded.
[imitating Lloyd] Nothing this valuable will be so easily conceded.
Sounds to me like someone's earned
his black belt in being a wet blanket.
What's that supposed to mean?
I believe Cole's intent is to describe you
as the blanket which has become wet.
Not for the purposes of puttin' out a fire
but rather to extinguish our enjoyment.
Ugh!
Oh, seriously, Lloyd, lighten up.
It's not going anywhere.
Ugh! Hey!
[laughs] Ahem! See?
I see that after victory
some of you have chosen to amuse yourselves.
I encourage you not to be so careless.
'Nothing this valuable will be so easily conceded.'
Uh, sorry, Master Wu.
Well put, master.
Ah, well put?
I just said the exact same thing! Ugh!
Kai, Nya, join. This is important.
You have had a victory, a well-earned one
but Krux, Acronix and their forces remain a threat.
'Do not allow your confidence to cloud your vigilance.'
I made that mistake once.
Kai, is something troubling you?
Uh, the marking on this helmet, do you recognize it?
[gasps]
You do recognize it.
W-what do you know? Tell me, please.
This means..
This changes everything.
What was that?
[indistinct chanting]
I've run a fourth level analysis
it appears the snake warriors
have returned to retrieve the blade.
Really? I could have told you that
with a third level analysis.
Or a no level analysis.
We-we're all the way up here
and they're all the way down there.
No chance they could reach us.
Oh, come on, they got catapults?
Whatever, it's just a bunch of snakes.
Remain on guard, ninja.
There is more to your adversaries
than you may think.
thud
Uh, whatever, they're just a bunch of warriors.
I mean, they're not armed, but we are.
[chuckles] Big mistake.
Never bring fist to a nunchak sword
psychotonish shuriken fight.
[dramatic music]
Oh, wow! They went from unarmed snakes
to fully weaponized vermillion warriors
really, really fast.
Doesn't matter. We can take..
Wait, that's what they are called?
Vermillion warriors?
[chuckles] I know, right? So lame.
There are so many better names.
Actually, the name is quite clever.
You see, vermillion is a shade of red
'with a slight orange tint.'
A color which symbolizes life in eternity.
So in that sense, they should actually be commended for--
Guys, focus. Everyone ready?
I will sit this one out to preserve my strength.
Good idea, master.
Ninjago!
[cheering]
- Great plan, General Machia. - Yeah.
It took the ninja, what, three seconds to defeat them?
See, this is what happens when you put her in charge--
That was nearly the first salvo.
Next, we bring in the big boy.
Okay, that was a lot easier than I thought.
Awesome work, everyone.
[panting] Now can you tell me what that marking means?
Yes. You must know that.
[dramatic music]
We have another concern.
No, I do not like where this is headed.
[laughs] The big boy.
[all grunting]
[groans]
[screaming]
[groans]
Hey, Nya, do you remember
our old babysitter, Mrs. Grumiller?
The mean one with the mole on her..
Yeah. Do you remember what we used to do
when she made us go to bed early?
Of course.
[groaning]
[sighs]
Hey, you! It's not my bedtime!
[grunts]
Wooh!
'Cause I've still got plenty of energy.
But it's lights out for you.
Oh, man!
Whatever they paid Mrs. Grumiller
wasn't nearly enough.
[panting] 'Come on!'
We can use Destiny's Bounty to fly above all this
and get a good view of the others position.
(Jay) Oh, no!
- Or not. - What?
(Jay) 'No-no-no!'
Overwhelming force, do not stop until the mission is complete.
[gasps]
[snakes hissing]
Oh, hello.
Hah!
Tea?
Hyah!
[dramatic music]
We have to go on the offensive.
They are bringing everything up here.
It means, we have to go down there
and take out their equipment.
Uh, but how?
Like this.
Lloyd, I really don't think going down there is a good idea.
Especially on a dragon.
In the past, your fear has caused
your dragon to vanish and--
That was along time ago.
- I am now a master. - In training.
And our temple is under attack! I don't have time for fear.
I'll take care of the ones down below.
You guys hold them off up here.
And protect the Time Blade.
[sighs] You do have to admire his unfounded moxie.
[dragon growls]
[music continues]
Yes!
Uh-oh!
clink clink clink
Ugh! The ninja are not the only ones with air power.
Sky team, go.
[music continues]
[evil laughter]
Stay calm, master in training.
No time for fear.
[screaming]
Who-a-a!
Lloyd, conjure the dragon again.
I got this.
[Lloyd screaming]
Faster, faster.
[Llyod screaming]
Who-a-a!
Oh, no, he's too far!
[Lloyd screaming]
Look, Nya was right, the vermillion warriors
did steal her Samurai X suit.
Oh, so not fair.
[Llyod screaming]
What is taking so long?
A mere setback.
A good general changes her strategy
to reflect the conditions on the ground.
A great one uses every weapon at hand.
Samurai X just saved Lloyd's life.
Woo-ho-ho! Alright, that was..
Highly illogical.
So Samurai X is not one of them.
Which means Nya must be Samurai X again.
Oh, for sure.
She probably faked the whole stealing thing
to throw us off.
- What are you guys looking at? - Or not.
Hey, you! Suit thief!
You owe me an explanation.
I have a right to know who you are! Tell me!
[chuckles] I got this.
Who...are...you?
Huh. How did that not work?
Well, samurai, whoever you are, thank you.
Thank you? Samurai whoever-you-are stole my suit!
Yeah, and saved my life.
I get that, and we are all incredibly grateful
really it's just...ugh! You stole my stuff!
clang
- 'No-o-o!' - 'No-o-o!'
(all) No-o-o!
(Wu) Ninja, ugh!
[growling]
Look what I found.
[dramatic music]
[grunts]
- Thank you, Kai. - You're welcome.
Now please, master, tell me about the marking.
- What does it mean? - Uh, yes, of course.
- Your father-- - 'Time is up!'
- The Hands Of Time. - Get 'em.
All we need are a few moments, brother.
Indeed.
Huh?
[groaning]
- Goodbye. - 'Master Wu!'
Lucky old man.
But your luck is finally about to run out.
Hyah!
I am too weak to fight.
Restraint with this weapon, but careful, Kai.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[both grunting]
Not so fast.
Well, look at this.
A child pretending to be a big brave hero.
Underestimating my fighting skills is a mistake.
Says the boy who fell off his dragoon.
Hyah!
Zane, Cole, Nya, look out!
[groans]
See you soon, boy.
[grunts]
Ice!
(all) Whoa-a-a!
[grunts]
[evil laughter]
[grunts]
clang
Lloyd, Wu, they need my help.
[dramatic music]
thud
[music continues]
Kai!
[grunts] Easy, boy. Ninjago shall be ours!
No, I won't. You..
Aah!
[screaming]
[groans]
[all cheering]
Sorry, but it's gonna be pretty hard to control Ninjago
'when you have absolutely none of the Time Blades.'
[cheering]
(Wu) Do not be blinded by pride, ninja.
Now is the time for the greatest vigilance.
[dramatic music]
Ninja, look out!
Oh, no!
Oh, yes.
As I promised
the Time Blades are yours to keep.
Indeed, and let's also take him!
Brilliantly executed, Machia.
Forward, we are wasting precious time.
Thank you for your hospitality.
Wu! No!
[grunts]
Be strong, Wu, it isn't over.
All that fighting..
...just so we could end up losing everything.
Master Wu, both Time Blades.
The Destiny's Bounty and our temple.
They beat us. They won.
Even Samurai X has been destroyed.
Maybe not.
(Llyod) 'They didn't win.'
We lost because we got over-confident.
We've got to re-group.
There are gonna pay.
[grunts]
The marking.
[gasps]
This changes everything.
[theme music]