(Wu) Previously on "Ninjago.."
Hello, everyone. What have I missed?
(male #1) There's a bunch of samurai and snakes stealing
every piece of metal they can find.
(Lloyd) Master Wu still hasn't recovered
from his battle with the Krux.
Snakes are attacking Monster Amusement Park.
P.I.X.A.L. P.I.X.A.L.
* Jump up kick back
whip around and spin **
(Wu) "Episode 69, A Line In The Sand."
[crowd cheering]
[dramatic music]
[all clamoring]
- What are those things? - Wha-what do they want?
Not the mascots.
[monster laugh]
Not cool.
So lame.
Not cool.
- Aah! So lame! - Not cool!
[growling]
Aah, I just love the smell of screams in the evening.
Ugh! Mega Monster Amusement Park? Really?
Don't these guys have any sense of decency? Where does it end?
It ends here, and now.
P.I.X.A.L, give me a danger analysis. P.I.X.A.L?
P.I.X.A.L, respond. I need a danger analysis.
[gasps] Here's one, the rollercoaster.
[screaming]
Zane, Cole, get up there, fast!
- Right. - Got it.
The rest of you, spread out.
Time to make this place a snake-free zone.
We can do this, team.
Wow. Listen to Lloyd taking charge.
I like it. He's starting to get this master thing down.
[screaming]
You don't have a ticket! You don't have a ticket.
And you! And you!
Which one of you slimeballs stole my Samurai X suit?
Was it you?
Or you?
- Or you? - Aah!
We're gonna go round and round and round
until I get some answers.
[screaming]
Ha ha!
Whoa!
Uh, fake ghost.
Ha ha. I knew that. Ahem!
- So lame. - Not cool.
Whoa! Haiyah!
[instrumental music]
Huh? That symbol.
'It's..'
Huh?
A-Squadron, hold off the ninja.
The rest of you, keep bringing the metal.
We must multi-task.
[growling]
[grunts] You mind if I borrow these?
- What's your name? - I'm Johnny.
pop
Nice to meet you, Johnny.
You too, Lloyd.
Ninjago!
Ninja, sound up! Is everyone okay?
[sighs] So far, barely!
[groans] If you mean, okay, there sure are a lot of them
then, yeah, I'm okay.
For the record, this is the least amusing
amusement park I've ever been to.
These snakes are behaving curiously.
You think? 'Cause boosting scrap metal
doesn't seem like, you know, normal snake behavior.
Neither does reforming into unstoppable samurai things.
I mean, strategically.
They appear more interested in keepin' us away
from their compatriots that are stealing metal
than they are in actually defeatin' us.
Well, they finally have to deal with us at full strength, and..
Hang on..
- H-has anyone seen Jay? - No.
Now that you mention it, he wasn't with us when we arrived.
You know, just once, it would be nice
to go into battle with a full team.
Well, don't tell us, tell Jay!
He's the one who took off wherever
without saying a word to us.
(Nya) I'm sure he had a good reason.
(Kai) Well, I'm glad you're sure.
[growling]
Yes! Keep it coming.
Can't disappoint Commander Machia.
No, not the Hands Of Time's pet.
[engine revving]
I reserve the right to refuse service to you!
I don't think they saw your sign in the front window, honey.
Take your fangs off my parents, you darn dirty snakes!
Hyah!
Mom, dad, are you okay?
Oh, well, I am now very late for my quilting circle.
The ninja mustn't interfere.
Get over there and take him down.
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, oh!
Oh, gee! What's happening?
These fellas came out of nowhere and started grabbing things.
Yeah, they do that.
Oh, now that's rude!
Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you.
I'm going to get you both out of here on my bike.
Argh!
Everything is moving along according to plan, brother.
The metal is coming in by the snake load, and our, ahem
laborers are already hard at work
on their various projects.
- How's it going with Borg? - Poorly.
He's barely made any progress on the apparatus.
And I thought you were supposed to be
this era's greatest inventor.
How can I create anything with this substandard materials?
Chunks of metal, tiny scraps.
And these! These aren't even gold trophies!
And don't get me started on these ancient tools!
I'm sorry! I can't do it!
Excuses. In my day, we built with anything at hand.
Craftsmanship meant something.
I suspect you can build the apparatus
you just don't want to.
Okay, yes! And you can't make me.
Hmm. Don't be so sure.
Ah, Commander Machia.
- I see you received my message. - I did.
What was so important that you pulled me from the battlefield?
I'm reluctant to leave details
up to those fools, Blunck and Raggmunk.
It appears, one of our workers is reluctant to do his job.
I was hoping you could motivate him.
With pleasure.
(Borg) 'Uh, no. No, no, no, wait. I, I'll do whatever you want!'
Yes, I know you will.
[Borg screaming]
So, it is so, so tickly.
So, so terribly awful!
I like her. She's mean.
Sounds like someone has a crush.
I do not!
I mean, she's cute, sure. On the surface.
But deep down, she's a pile of snakes!
It has arrived, brother.
Did you not hear me?
The next Time Blade has arrived.
Which means, we should be out looking for it.
And yet you play children's games?
I am trying to discern the blade's location
on my smart watch!
However, if you keep distracting me..
Fine, fine.
As usual, you have far too much faith in technology.
Doesn't seem like a very smart watch to me.
Uh, actually, the Borg watch is the smartest smart watch ever.
There's a heart-rate monitor, a GPS unit
and even a temporal anomaly locater, hmm?
The Time Blade is at latitude 34 degrees
longitude 28 degrees.
Very well.
It appears technology has its uses.
Maybe. Sometimes.
Hmm. The Eastern Sea of Sand.
Given the blade's location, our troops at both the scrapyard
and Mega Monster Amusement Park can get to it before we can.
[sighs] I'm afraid Blunck and Raggmunk
are in the best position to retrieve it.
The blade is now our top priority.
Commander Machia, make it so.
Blunck, Raggmunk, hear me..
Message received, Commander Machia.
Vermillion Warriors, we're leaving.
Take the builder, now.
[chuckles] Vermillion Warriors, really?
That's what they're called? Ugh!
Hey, let go of me! Aah!
- Watch it! - Aah!
thud
Take her!
She may be a builder also.
Oh, wait, wait! I don't like to go anywhere without my purse!
[screaming]
Edna!
Put me down! Aah!
thud
[grunts]
(Edna) 'Help!'
Mom!
Hang on, I'm coming!
Gotta form my dragon!
Come on, Jay, you can do this, you can do this.
Oh, I can't do this, I'm too freaked!
(Edna) 'There's meat loaf in the freezer, honey!'
[instrumental music]
clank
Is everyone alright?
Yeah, I think so. What happened?
They had us, and then..
And then it was like when the Time Blade showed up
except, instead of time speeding forward, it slowed down.
Way down.
Another Time Blade must have arrived.
And somehow, the snakes knew it.
Thirty-four. Twenty-eight.
Uh-oh, I think Zane got knocked offline again.
He's babbling numbers.
No, that's latitude and longitude.
Nya, upgrading my temporal scanner
during my reboot was a good idea.
Well, I saw the new Borg watch had one.
The Time Blade is in the Eastern Sea of Sand.
That must be where the snakes went.
We can't let them get there first. Come on!
vroom vroom
Ooh, I just promised
nothing was going to hurt you guys.
And now they've taken mom.
It's going to be fine.
I'm sure you'll come up with a way to save the day.
Yeah? How can you be sure?
Well, because you have every other time
the forces of evil have descended on this place.
Just remember what we say in the scrap metal business.
Keep your emotions under control
and focus on the problem at hand.
Do you actually say that?
Oh, it's a surprisingly harsh business, son.
Important thing is, we raised you to never give up.
[sighs]
You're right. I'm going after mom.
- That's the spirit, son. - Where's the nearest bus stop?
[clears throat] Hold on.
I have something here that might be useful.
Something that doesn't require a bus pass.
Now, normally, I don't believe in giving birthday gifts early
but your mother is in danger
so I'm going to make an exception.
Like it? I built it myself.
Uh..
I've got some ideas for a few modifications
i-if that's okay.
Only if you let me help.
[dramatic music]
thud
- Yoo-hoo! - Ha ha ha!
Lovely morning for a ride in the desert.
It's too blasting hot!
Yes, but it's a dry heat!
You see! This is why I wanted my purse.
I keep a bottle of water in it! Hydration is important!
vroom
I don't see the Time Blade, but they have Jay's mom!
That must be why Jay left so suddenly.
But, uh, where is he?
We have to worry about that later.
There's still a chance to get to the Time Blade first.
Split up!
Come on, come on! Aah!
Aa-a-ah!
Whoa-a-a!
Yes!
[gunfire]
[explosion]
[screaming]
We're approaching the Time Blade!
(Nya) 'Incoming!'
[Nya groans]
[horn blaring]
Oh, Nya, so nice to see you, dearie!
[evil laughter]
Ninja, I have just the thing for you!
Snakey, snake, snake!
(Cole) 'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!'
thud
[screaming]
thud
[hissing]
(Lloyd) 'Whoa!'
[laughing]
The Time Blade! Yes! Come to Raggmunk!
Hey! Why should you get the credit? Mine!
The Time Blade!
No!
Yes! I got it!
Ooh! It feels better than I could ever have imagined.
Ooh! Can I hold it? L-let me hold it!
What's the rush, little fools?
Hyah!
Nice shot.
It's my first time.
Yes! We still have a chance! Move! Move! Move!
[grunting]
Let me show you how it's done.
(all) Ninjago-o-o..
Lucky shot.
Tear them apart!
[growling]
Oh, no!
We're...doomed!
vroom
Now, Jay, there's a speed limit.
Mom is in trouble!
And there are times it's okay to ignore it.
Hit it, son!
What?
Oh, I hope you brought water!
Water won't help him.
What are you doing?
You're also going to slow all of us.
Exactly.
What is that?
screech
[both screaming]
[both groan]
Ja-a-a-ay!
So-o-n!
Ha ha ha!
[grunts]
Stay here, dad.
Well, what are you going to do?
It's like you said, "Never give up."
Well, son, that's before I saw everyone slow to a snail's pace.
Which is why we modified the bike.
Oh!
Lightning speed!
[groaning]
vroom
Way to go, Jay!
Talk about making a comeback!
Sorry I left you before! I can't stop!
'Please help my dad and get the blade!'
'See you back in the temple!'
Ha ha ha! Ugh!
Looking for this?
Catch!
[grunts]
Over here!
Ha ha, close.
No, almost.
Guys, quit messin' around!
We got the blade. Let's get out of here!
[exhales] Remember how I said
I like the way Lloyd is taking charge?
- Yeah. - I take it back.
After them!
Go, go, go! Get the Time Blade!
There's that symbol again.
(Nya) Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[Nya panting]
(Nya) We're not going to make it.
We don't have enough time!
Yes, we do!
Everyone! Behind me!
We've all the time we need.
(Raggmunk) No-o-o-o!
Come on, Mr. Walker
that time bubble won't last long.
Well, will it last long enough for us to get these heaps
in the shop for repairs?
Probably not.
The Super Sonic Raider Jet!
The only damage to the jet is the port wing.
Which I can stabilize.
Everybody else in!
(Cole) 'No, no, no, no! Pull up! Pull up!'
'Pull up! Pull up!'
- 'You call this stabilizing?' - 'I'm trying!'
(Cole) 'Try harder!'
[growling]
Aah! What are we going to tell the Hands Of Time?
The moon was in our eyes?
That's...not bad.
Actually, yeah, let's go with that.
We did it. We got the Time Blade.
We finally caught a break.
Nice work, Lloyd.
Did you guys see Jay take off on that bike?
He was like grease lightning.
What?
He had grease on his face.
And he's the Lightning Ninja..
Oh, come on.
You'd have laughed if Jay said it.
(Cole) 'No, no, we wouldn't have.'
(Ed) 'I, uh, I thought it was funny, Nya.'
(Nya) 'Thank you, Mr. Walker.'
Mm-hmm, I see, moon in your eyes.
Makes sense.
Yes, I'll tell them.
Goodbye.
They failed. As I suspected they would.
What? We didn't get the Time Blade?
Not yet.
[laughing]
[dramatic music]
[music continues]