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♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around ♪
♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪
"The Absolute Worst."
Hey, quit hogging the newspaper. I need my daily funnies.
Your comics can wait. Look.
One theory about the disappearance of the Ninja
is that they've gone on a quest to search for Zane.
Oh. So that's why no one's seen the Ninja for...
Are you crazy?
Don't talk about that on duty.
Do you have any idea
what would happen if the prisoners
learn the ninja are missing?
Uh, no?
They might start getting ideas.
Ideas about breaking out.
Especially them.
Sorry, warden.
What the Ninblooey? Wha...
The ninja are...
Ultra Violet, look.
This better be good.
You're interrupting my me time.
So it's true.
If the ninja are out of the picture,
we might actually have a chance.
Tonight. After lights out.
Heh.
Lights out. Cell block one.
Come on.
Hah. With the Ninja out of the picture,
we're practically home free.
Heh. Wonder what happened to them.
Whatever it is, I hope it's something terrible.
Especially Zane. He's the worst of the bunch.
Zane? You're kidding.
He barely even counts as a Ninja.
Now, Nya, she's the worst.
Zane and Nya are like warm hugs
compared to the painful force and skill of Jay.
Jay's the worst ever.
Who the heck are you?
Hah. Fugi-Dove.
Did you say, "fugitive"?
Fugi-Dove.
The notorious villain?
The scourge of Ninjago City?
Sorry, was this a private escape,
or can anyone join?
You can come, bird guy,
but let's get one thing straight.
Jay is not the worst ninja.
That's definitely Zane.
Did I ever tell you what he did during our last battle?
The sons of Garmadon and I were taking on Lloyd
and the annoying, but nowhere- near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya.
Please, Ultra Violet. Don't hurt us.
The weak ninja cowered in my presence.
Victory was in my grasp, but then...
Aah.
Uh, whoa, whoa, wait.
That's not what I heard happened.
I heard Zane had a dragon, not a jet,
and I heard he froze you instantly,
like the minute it showed up.
No fight whatsoever.
Wrong! Whoever told you that is a liar.
I had Zane down, but he pulled some dirty robot tricks.
Hi-yah!
Wait, wait, wait. Come on.
-Are you sure that happened? -Were you there?
Because I have no memory of you being there.
I believe you. Go on.
And that is why Zane is the worst ninja of all.
Heh. Sounds pretty tough.
But trust me, Nya is worse.
Like, so much worse. Let me tell you.
I was test driving my newly-built
Ultimate Noodle Truck of Crime.
When for no reason at all,
that nosy-do-gooder-judgy Nya
comes out of nowhere and starts messing with me.
Hey! That's private property.
You're going away for theft and false advertising.
False advertising?
This truck doesn't even sell noodles.
Does it? Does it?
You'll never catch me.
I like your vehicle.
It's actually cooler than mine.
I think I'll take it without asking.
Nya stole your noodle truck?
Yeah, can you believe it?
And she said, "I think I'll take it without asking"?
That doesn't really sound like Nya.
Sorry, who are you again?
Fugi-Dove.
My cry fills the night.
Anyway, we should probably keep moving.
And while we go, I'll tell you
why Jay is actually the worst of all the Ninja.
It was the biggest score of my life.
One of those heists that hard-working criminals
like ourselves dream about, you know.
But then...
Oh, no! Look!
The famous Fugi-Dove.
Our frequent and well-known archenemy.
Even with the three of us together,
do you think we're a match for him?
We should've never dared to tangle
with the claws of Fugi-Dove!
I was home free, but then...
Fugi-Dove.
We meet again.
Wait. Hold on. Stop everything.
The blue ninja doesn't ride lightning bolts.
Well, he did that day.
Actually, I'm enjoying this.
What happened next?
I will not bow to your tyranny.
You don't scare Fugi-Dove.
I admire your courage, Fugi-Dove.
In another time or place, who knows?
We might have been allies.
But today, you're going down.
My respect for you is only matched
by my admiration for your skill.
But justice must be served.
Ninja-ukin!
Forgive me, old nemesis.
Have you ever even seen a ninja?
I mean, lightning rope?
Not only is that not how lightning works,
it's not even how rope works.
That's how it happened.
Whatever.
-Hey, look, a light.
It's about time.
I don't think I can take another story.
We made it!
At last, I am no longer caged.
Know what I'm gonna do first?
Crimes. Like, a bunch of crimes.
I've missed crimes.
I thought my ground penetrating radar
detected unusual subterranean activity.
Now to get you back to Kryptarium prison
where you belong.
I'm revising my opinion.
Samurai X is the worst.
Absolutely.
Agreed.
Who are you?
Oh, come on.
I'm Fugi-Dove.
I have no record of you in my criminal databases.
Nothing?
I'm Fugi-Dove.
My cry fills the nigh...