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♪ Go, Ninjago ♪
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♪ Jump up, kick back
Whip around ♪
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♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪
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"The Absolute Worst."
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Hey, quit hogging the newspaper.
I need my daily funnies.
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Your comics can wait. Look.
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One theory about
the disappearance of the Ninja
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is that they've gone
on a quest to search for Zane.
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Oh. So that's why no one's
seen the Ninja for...
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Are you crazy?
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Don't talk about that on duty.
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Do you have any idea
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what would happen
if the prisoners
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learn the ninja are missing?
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Uh, no?
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They might start getting ideas.
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Ideas about breaking out.
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Especially them.
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Sorry, warden.
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What the Ninblooey? Wha...
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The ninja are...
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Ultra Violet, look.
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This better be good.
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You're interrupting my me time.
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So it's true.
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If the ninja are out
of the picture,
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we might actually have a chance.
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Tonight. After lights out.
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Heh.
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Lights out. Cell block one.
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Come on.
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Hah. With the Ninja
out of the picture,
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we're practically home free.
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Heh. Wonder what happened
to them.
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Whatever it is,
I hope it's something terrible.
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Especially Zane.
He's the worst of the bunch.
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Zane? You're kidding.
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He barely even counts
as a Ninja.
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Now, Nya, she's the worst.
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Zane and Nya
are like warm hugs
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compared to the painful force
and skill of Jay.
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Jay's the worst ever.
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Who the heck are you?
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Hah. Fugi-Dove.
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Did you say, "fugitive"?
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Fugi-Dove.
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The notorious villain?
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The scourge of Ninjago City?
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Sorry,
was this a private escape,
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or can anyone join?
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You can come, bird guy,
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but let's get
one thing straight.
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Jay is not the worst ninja.
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That's definitely Zane.
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Did I ever tell you what he did
during our last battle?
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The sons of Garmadon
and I were taking on Lloyd
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and the annoying, but nowhere-
near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya.
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Please, Ultra Violet.
Don't hurt us.
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The weak ninja
cowered in my presence.
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Victory was in my grasp,
but then...
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Aah.
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Uh, whoa, whoa, wait.
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That's not
what I heard happened.
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I heard Zane had a dragon,
not a jet,
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and I heard
he froze you instantly,
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like the minute it showed up.
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No fight whatsoever.
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Wrong! Whoever told you
that is a liar.
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I had Zane down, but he pulled
some dirty robot tricks.
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Hi-yah!
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Wait, wait, wait. Come on.
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-Are you sure that happened?
-Were you there?
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Because I have no memory
of you being there.
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I believe you. Go on.
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And that is why Zane
is the worst ninja of all.
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Heh. Sounds pretty tough.
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But trust me, Nya is worse.
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Like, so much worse.
Let me tell you.
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I was test driving
my newly-built
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Ultimate Noodle Truck of Crime.
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When for no reason at all,
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that nosy-do-gooder-judgy Nya
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comes out of nowhere
and starts messing with me.
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Hey! That's private property.
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You're going away for theft
and false advertising.
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False advertising?
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This truck doesn't
even sell noodles.
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Does it? Does it?
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You'll never catch me.
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I like your vehicle.
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It's actually cooler than mine.
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I think I'll take it
without asking.
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Nya stole your noodle truck?
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Yeah, can you believe it?
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And she said, "I think
I'll take it without asking"?
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That doesn't really
sound like Nya.
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Sorry, who are you again?
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Fugi-Dove.
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My cry fills the night.
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Anyway, we should
probably keep moving.
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And while we go, I'll tell you
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why Jay is actually
the worst of all the Ninja.
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It was
the biggest score of my life.
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One of those heists
that hard-working criminals
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like ourselves dream about,
you know.
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But then...
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Oh, no! Look!
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The famous Fugi-Dove.
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Our frequent
and well-known archenemy.
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Even with the three of us
together,
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do you think
we're a match for him?
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We should've
never dared to tangle
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with the claws of Fugi-Dove!
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I was home free, but then...
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Fugi-Dove.
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We meet again.
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Wait. Hold on.
Stop everything.
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The blue ninja
doesn't ride lightning bolts.
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Well, he did that day.
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Actually, I'm enjoying this.
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What happened next?
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I will not bow to your tyranny.
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You don't scare Fugi-Dove.
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I admire your courage,
Fugi-Dove.
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In another time or place,
who knows?
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We might have been allies.
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But today, you're going down.
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My respect for you
is only matched
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by my admiration for your skill.
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But justice must be served.
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Ninja-ukin!
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Forgive me, old nemesis.
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Have you ever even seen a ninja?
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I mean, lightning rope?
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Not only is that
not how lightning works,
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it's not even how rope works.
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That's how it happened.
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Whatever.
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-Hey, look, a light.
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It's about time.
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I don't think
I can take another story.
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We made it!
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At last, I am no longer caged.
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Know what I'm gonna do first?
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Crimes. Like, a bunch of crimes.
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I've missed crimes.
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I thought my ground
penetrating radar
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detected unusual
subterranean activity.
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Now to get you back
to Kryptarium prison
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where you belong.
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I'm revising my opinion.
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Samurai X is the worst.
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Absolutely.
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Agreed.
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Who are you?
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Oh, come on.
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I'm Fugi-Dove.
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I have no record of you
in my criminal databases.
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Nothing?
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I'm Fugi-Dove.
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My cry fills the nigh...