1 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:09,705 ♪ Go, Ninjago ♪ 2 00:00:09,791 --> 00:00:12,291 ♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around ♪ 3 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:17,246 ♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪ 4 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:19,711 "The Absolute Worst." 5 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:26,883 Hey, quit hogging the newspaper. I need my daily funnies. 6 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:29,961 Your comics can wait. Look. 7 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:33,041 One theory about the disappearance of the Ninja 8 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:36,375 is that they've gone on a quest to search for Zane. 9 00:00:36,458 --> 00:00:39,418 Oh. So that's why no one's seen the Ninja for... 10 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,630 Are you crazy? 11 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,578 Don't talk about that on duty. 12 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:44,826 Do you have any idea 13 00:00:44,916 --> 00:00:46,036 what would happen if the prisoners 14 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,455 learn the ninja are missing? 15 00:00:48,666 --> 00:00:50,376 Uh, no? 16 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,463 They might start getting ideas. 17 00:00:53,916 --> 00:00:56,496 Ideas about breaking out. 18 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,668 Especially them. 19 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,670 Sorry, warden. 20 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,578 What the Ninblooey? Wha... 21 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,875 The ninja are... 22 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:31,581 Ultra Violet, look. 23 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,246 This better be good. 24 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,333 You're interrupting my me time. 25 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,536 So it's true. 26 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:44,213 If the ninja are out of the picture, 27 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,710 we might actually have a chance. 28 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,131 Tonight. After lights out. 29 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:52,958 Heh. 30 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,628 Lights out. Cell block one. 31 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,035 Come on. 32 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,923 Hah. With the Ninja out of the picture, 33 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,290 we're practically home free. 34 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,955 Heh. Wonder what happened to them. 35 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:01,498 Whatever it is, I hope it's something terrible. 36 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,325 Especially Zane. He's the worst of the bunch. 37 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:07,956 Zane? You're kidding. 38 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,825 He barely even counts as a Ninja. 39 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,076 Now, Nya, she's the worst. 40 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:16,996 Zane and Nya are like warm hugs 41 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:19,963 compared to the painful force and skill of Jay. 42 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,375 Jay's the worst ever. 43 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:23,918 Who the heck are you? 44 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,788 Hah. Fugi-Dove. 45 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,125 Did you say, "fugitive"? 46 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,748 Fugi-Dove. 47 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,916 The notorious villain? 48 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,040 The scourge of Ninjago City? 49 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,133 Sorry, was this a private escape, 50 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,208 or can anyone join? 51 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,291 You can come, bird guy, 52 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,666 but let's get one thing straight. 53 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,710 Jay is not the worst ninja. 54 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:50,581 That's definitely Zane. 55 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:53,956 Did I ever tell you what he did during our last battle? 56 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:57,381 The sons of Garmadon and I were taking on Lloyd 57 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:01,418 and the annoying, but nowhere- near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya. 58 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:05,786 Please, Ultra Violet. Don't hurt us. 59 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:09,035 The weak ninja cowered in my presence. 60 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,583 Victory was in my grasp, but then... 61 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,826 Aah. 62 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:46,126 Uh, whoa, whoa, wait. 63 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,958 That's not what I heard happened. 64 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:51,131 I heard Zane had a dragon, not a jet, 65 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,458 and I heard he froze you instantly, 66 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,751 like the minute it showed up. 67 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:56,043 No fight whatsoever. 68 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,785 Wrong! Whoever told you that is a liar. 69 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:03,955 I had Zane down, but he pulled some dirty robot tricks. 70 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:05,251 Hi-yah! 71 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,825 Wait, wait, wait. Come on. 72 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:29,326 -Are you sure that happened? -Were you there? 73 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,626 Because I have no memory of you being there. 74 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,878 I believe you. Go on. 75 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,920 And that is why Zane is the worst ninja of all. 76 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,495 Heh. Sounds pretty tough. 77 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:50,420 But trust me, Nya is worse. 78 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:54,040 Like, so much worse. Let me tell you. 79 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:57,916 I was test driving my newly-built 80 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,420 Ultimate Noodle Truck of Crime. 81 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,211 When for no reason at all, 82 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:13,751 that nosy-do-gooder-judgy Nya 83 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,673 comes out of nowhere and starts messing with me. 84 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,918 Hey! That's private property. 85 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:51,463 You're going away for theft and false advertising. 86 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,881 False advertising? 87 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:55,378 This truck doesn't even sell noodles. 88 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,956 Does it? Does it? 89 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,035 You'll never catch me. 90 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,875 I like your vehicle. 91 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,668 It's actually cooler than mine. 92 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,040 I think I'll take it without asking. 93 00:07:22,416 --> 00:07:24,626 Nya stole your noodle truck? 94 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,458 Yeah, can you believe it? 95 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,921 And she said, "I think I'll take it without asking"? 96 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,960 That doesn't really sound like Nya. 97 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,583 Sorry, who are you again? 98 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:34,916 Fugi-Dove. 99 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,213 My cry fills the night. 100 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:45,463 Anyway, we should probably keep moving. 101 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,293 And while we go, I'll tell you 102 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:52,785 why Jay is actually the worst of all the Ninja. 103 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:55,631 It was the biggest score of my life. 104 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,668 One of those heists that hard-working criminals 105 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,040 like ourselves dream about, you know. 106 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,753 But then... 107 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,083 Oh, no! Look! 108 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,543 The famous Fugi-Dove. 109 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,955 Our frequent and well-known archenemy. 110 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,711 Even with the three of us together, 111 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,673 do you think we're a match for him? 112 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,626 We should've never dared to tangle 113 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:24,288 with the claws of Fugi-Dove! 114 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,383 I was home free, but then... 115 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,828 Fugi-Dove. 116 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,285 We meet again. 117 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,041 Wait. Hold on. Stop everything. 118 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:36,961 The blue ninja doesn't ride lightning bolts. 119 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,831 Well, he did that day. 120 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,996 Actually, I'm enjoying this. 121 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,213 What happened next? 122 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,003 I will not bow to your tyranny. 123 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:48,578 You don't scare Fugi-Dove. 124 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,883 I admire your courage, Fugi-Dove. 125 00:08:51,958 --> 00:08:54,248 In another time or place, who knows? 126 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,293 We might have been allies. 127 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,883 But today, you're going down. 128 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,578 My respect for you is only matched 129 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,788 by my admiration for your skill. 130 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,035 But justice must be served. 131 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,670 Ninja-ukin! 132 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:17,576 Forgive me, old nemesis. 133 00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:30,956 Have you ever even seen a ninja? 134 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,080 I mean, lightning rope? 135 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:35,666 Not only is that not how lightning works, 136 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,460 it's not even how rope works. 137 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,041 That's how it happened. 138 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,670 Whatever. 139 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,630 -Hey, look, a light. 140 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,828 It's about time. 141 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,996 I don't think I can take another story. 142 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,793 We made it! 143 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:54,035 At last, I am no longer caged. 144 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,788 Know what I'm gonna do first? 145 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,710 Crimes. Like, a bunch of crimes. 146 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,581 I've missed crimes. 147 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,496 I thought my ground penetrating radar 148 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,713 detected unusual subterranean activity. 149 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,455 Now to get you back to Kryptarium prison 150 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:18,581 where you belong. 151 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:19,956 I'm revising my opinion. 152 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:22,326 Samurai X is the worst. 153 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:24,166 Absolutely. 154 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,830 Agreed. 155 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:28,076 Who are you? 156 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,626 Oh, come on. 157 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,038 I'm Fugi-Dove. 158 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:35,958 I have no record of you in my criminal databases. 159 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,326 Nothing? 160 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:38,626 I'm Fugi-Dove. 161 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,210 My cry fills the nigh...