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劇名:最可怕的敵人

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別一直拿著報紙不放

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我還沒看連環漫畫呢

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連環漫畫哪有那麼重要

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你看

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忍者們之所以消失,有一種說法是

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他們出任務去尋找冰忍了

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難怪最近都沒人看到忍者的蹤...

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你們瘋了嗎?

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值勤的時候別談論這個

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你們知道

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囚犯們得知忍者不在會怎樣嗎?

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不知道

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他們會開始動歪腦筋

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越獄的歪腦筋

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尤其是他們

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抱歉,典獄長

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有這種事

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忍者...

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紫外線,妳看

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最好是重要的事

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你打擾到我的私人時間了

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看來是真的

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少了那些忍者

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我們也許有機可乘了

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就是今晚,熄燈後

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一區牢房,熄燈

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來吧

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少了那些忍者

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我們簡直勝券在握

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不知道他們怎麼了

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管他們怎麼了,最好遇到壞事

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尤其是冰忍,他是他們之中最可怕的

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冰忍?妳在開玩笑吧

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他根本不算是忍者

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赤蘭才是最可怕的

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相較於阿光高超的本領

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冰忍和赤蘭根本就不夠看

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阿光才是最可怕的

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你哪位啊?

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報喪鴿

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你是說逃犯哥吧?

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是報喪鴿

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惡名昭彰的流氓,忍者城的禍害

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抱歉,這場越獄有開放讓人加入嗎?

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你可以一起來,鳥人

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但我們先把話說清楚

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阿光不是最可怕的忍者

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冰忍才是

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我提過跟他的最後一戰嗎?

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我和伽瑪當之子正在對付勞埃德

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以及討人厭但遠不及冰忍可怕的赤蘭

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求求妳,紫外線

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別傷害我們

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那些軟弱的忍者在我面前退縮了

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眼看已經勝券在握

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但這時候...

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等等,我聽到的版本不是這樣

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我聽說冰忍有隻龍,不是噴射機

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而且我聽說

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他一出現就把妳冰封了

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連打都沒打

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胡說

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跟你說這件事的人根本在胡扯

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我擊敗了冰忍

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但他使了一些骯髒的機器人手段

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等等,得了吧

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妳確定真的是那樣?

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你當時在場嗎?

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我可不記得你在場

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我相信妳,繼續說

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所以我才會說

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冰忍是那些忍者中最可怕的一個

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聽起來的確很難纏

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但相信我,赤蘭更可怕

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可怕一百倍

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聽我道來

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當時我正在試開

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我的新型終極犯罪麵條卡車

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不知怎麼搞的

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那個愛管閒事又機車的赤蘭

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突然冒出來開始找我麻煩

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這可是私人財產

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你因為竊盜和廣告不實被逮捕了

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廣告不實?

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這輛卡車根本不賣麵條,是不是?

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是不是?

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妳是抓不到我的

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我喜歡你的車,比我的酷多了

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我要將它據為己有

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赤蘭偷了你的麵條卡車?

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沒錯,很扯吧?

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她還說:“我要將它據為己有”?

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聽起來不像赤蘭的作風

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抱歉,你說你哪位?

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報喪鴿

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我的叫聲填滿了整個夜晚

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總之,我們還是繼續前進吧

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在路上讓我告訴你們

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為什麼阿光才是最可怕的忍者

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那是我這輩子最大的成就

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那是我們這些勤勞的罪犯

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夢寐以求的一場搶劫

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但後來...

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糟了,你們看

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是大名鼎鼎的報喪鴿

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我們知名的死對頭

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我們三個聯手對付他會有勝算嗎?

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我們萬萬不該去招惹報喪鴿的

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我本來已經成功了

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報喪鴿

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又見面了

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等等,暫停一下

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藍忍者不會乘著閃電出現

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那天他就是那樣出現的

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我還蠻喜歡這個故事的

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然後呢?

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我不會向你的暴力屈服

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你是嚇唬不了我的

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我很欣賞你的勇氣,報喪鴿

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在其他場合

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或許我們還能當盟友呢

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但今天你完蛋了

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我尊敬你純粹是因為欣賞你的能力

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但正義必須伸張

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忍者電擊

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原諒我,老對手

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你根本就沒看過忍者吧

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拜託,閃電繩索?

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閃電不是那樣用的,繩索更不是

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但事情就是我說的那樣

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隨便啦

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你們看,有光

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也差不多該到了

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我受不了這些鬼扯了

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成功了

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終於啊

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我不用再被關在籠子裡了

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知道我第一件事要做什麼嗎?

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犯罪,犯一堆罪

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我太想念犯罪的滋味了

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我的透地雷達偵測到異常的地下活動

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現在該送你們回克普塔瑞恩監獄了

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我要修正我的看法

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X武士才是最可怕的

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一點也沒錯

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我同意

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你是誰?

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拜託,我是報喪鴿

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我的犯罪資料庫裡沒有關於你的記錄

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沒有記錄?我是報喪鴿啊

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我的叫聲填滿了整個...

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