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[theme music]
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♪ Go, Ninjago ♪
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♪ Jump up, kick back
Whip around ♪
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♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪
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[Cole] "Snaketastrophy."
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[Dan] Today's news,
tomorrow's history.
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I'm Dan Vaapit and this
is Ninjago City News.
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Chaos. Fire balls. Serpents.
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Our city is under attack. Again.
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We're going live
to our number one reporter,
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Fred Finely, to bring you
this breaking story. Fred?
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Fred Finely here, five-time
award-winning reporter,
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in downtown Ninjago City
to report
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an inclement weather pattern,
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fireballs falling from the sky.
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-[hissing]
-[people clamouring]
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And these
aren't ordinary fireballs.
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These flaming spheres
transform into fire snakes.
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Did you say, fireballs
that turn into fire snakes?
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I did, Dan.
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And as I'm sure you can hear
the terrified, shrieking screams
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of the citizens
of Ninjago behind me,
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the burning question
on everyone's mind is,
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where are the Ninja?
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[Fred] Not a single one
of our sworn protectors
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has shown their face
in this dire time.
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Why have the "heroes" of Ninjago
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chosen to abandon us
in our hour of need?
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-[people screaming]
-Back to you, Dan.
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A topical report, Fred,
and somewhat concerning.
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We'll be sure to check back
on the destruction of our city.
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But first,
something less important.
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Our ever-reliable Gayle Gossip
is reporting
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from this year's puppy-petting
competition at Fur-Mart. Gayle?
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Oh, why do they always give
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the breaking news reports
to that blowhard Fred?
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I'm twice the reporter he is.
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Just because he bleached
his teeth, they think...
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-[Vinny] Uh, Gayle...
-Don't defend him, Vinny.
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He's a conniving weasel,
not a reporter.
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-[Vinny] Gayle.
-I'll tell you another thing--
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-[Vinny] Gayle, we're live.
-What's more fun than puppies?
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Petting puppies.
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This is Gayle Gossip,
here at one of Ninjago City's
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most charming annual events.
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Fur-Mart's annual
Puppy Petting Competition.
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-[people clamouring]
-[hisses]
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[dogs barking]
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Holy smoke.
Tell me you got that.
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[Vinny] I got it, I got it.
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There's been
an unexpected interruption.
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The Fur-Mart
has just been attacked
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by what appear
to be flaming snakes.
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[Vinny] Gayle, we need to go.
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Yes, we do. After those snakes.
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That's where the real story is.
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We, uh, seem to be having
some technical difficulties.
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Let's take this opportunity
for a commercial break.
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We'll be back
after these messages.
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[hisses]
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Are you tired of evacuating
Ninjago City on foot?
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Wouldn't you rather evacuate
in style
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behind the wheel
of your very own pre-owned car.
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At Smith Daryll's used car lot,
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we've got the most
affordable vehicles in town.
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And these deals
are hot, hot, caliente hot.
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Come on down
to Smith Daryll's right now.
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Aah!
I mean right now, immediately!
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These deals won't last forever!
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Oh, no, run!
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-[screams]
-♪ Smith Daryll's Used Cars ♪
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Don't you think
we should probably go inside?
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The fiery glow
from these fireballs
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is really going to burn
our skin.
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Not my skin.
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[giggles]
I came prepared,
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with my Fireblock SPF 3000.
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Wow. Does it really work?
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Well, of course it does.
[laughs]
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[announcer] Fireblock SPF 3000
does not block fire.
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Fireblock has been known
to cause rashes,
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irritation, dizziness, hair loss
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and slurred speech.
Use with caution.
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Man, all this running around
and all these fireballs
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are sure making me thirsty.
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Ugh. Me too.
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Wouldn't it be great
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if there were a friendly little
karaoke club somewhere?
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It sure would.
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Heh. Well, you're in luck.
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Because guess what just reopened
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after extensive renovations?
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That's right,
Laughy's Karaoke Club.
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[laughs]
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So come...
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So come on down and have
a nice refreshing boba drink
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and sing some songs.
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Tuesdays are half-off.
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The savings
will make your head spin.
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[imitates tornado whirling]
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Welcome back.
Dan Vaapit here, checking in
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with multiple award-winning
Fred Finely
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for an update
of what people in town
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are now calling
"Snaketastrophy."
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Fred Finely here, six-time
award-winning reporter,
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and I want to hear from you,
the people on the street.
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The little guys.
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Let's ask, where are the Ninja?
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-[man screams]
-Sir?
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Interesting perspective.
You, ma'am?
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They're probably hiding out
in that temple of theirs.
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I haven't given up on the Ninja.
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In the darkest times
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is when we need to believe
we can win the most,
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and the Ninja
would never let us...
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Uh-huh, yeah, sounds great, kid.
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Excuse me, Mr Serpent.
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-Fred Finely, NGTV.
-[hissing]
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I'm a hard-hitting reporter
looking for the truth.
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What is your real purpose
in our city?
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We have come
to cause suffering and pain
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and to end your civilisation
with the flames of torment.
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Let's check in with Gayle Gossip
at the Fur-Mart.
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I'm not at
the Fur-Mart anymore, Dan.
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We're trailing the serpents.
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They don't appear
to be mindless monsters.
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It's like there's a pattern
to their movements.
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They're all converging
on one point.
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Up here, Vinny. Look.
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They've been summoned
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by some kind of
snake witch leader.
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We need to hear
what she's saying. Come on.
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[Vinny] Oh, man.
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Today was supposed to be
just puppies.
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Just puppies!
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Find the Treacherous Deceiver
and bring him to me.
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-[growls]
-What?
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Where did you find this?
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-[growls]
-This is the weapon.
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This is the scroll
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the Treacherous Deceiver
used against me.
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"The Ninjago Museum
of History Presents
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Ancient Weapons
of the First Age."
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Where is this museum?
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I will have this weapon
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and use it against the Deceiver.
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[serpents growl]
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There you have it,
viewers at home.
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In an NGTV exclusive,
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we've broken
this story wide open.
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-[Vinny] Uh, Gayle?
-The Pyro Vipers rampaging
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through our city
are seeking an ancient scroll.
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Possibly a weapon or a magical--
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-[boxes thud, crash]
-Who are you?
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I'm a citizen of Ninjago City.
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And I'm not scared of you.
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I am Aspheera.
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-And you should be.
-[hisses]
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Uh, the Ninja will stop you.
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Ninja?
Those fools who released me?
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Released you?
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I entombed them in a pyramid
and left them
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to burn in the flames
of my wrath.
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You will never set eyes
on the Ninja again.
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They are gone.
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Other villains have thought so,
but they were wrong.
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The ninja will be back.
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Your faith is misguided.
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Tell me where this museum is,
and I will spare your life.
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[Vinny] Three blocks that way.
Oh, uh, whoops.
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Bring them.
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-[rattles, growls]
-[Vinny] Uh...
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As we all know,
Snaketastrophy has become
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a serious issue
in our community.
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So NGTV has gathered
an expert panel to discuss.
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Point, counterpoint.
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City Councilwoman
Andrea Thomson,
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what is your opinion
on "Snaketastrophy"?
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I find raining fireballs,
mass destruction,
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and the armies
of evil snake warriors
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dangerous for
our local neighbourhoods.
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Good point.
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And you,
City Councilwoman May Robsen.
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I agree.
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Well, uh...
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Back to our number one reporter,
Fred Finely.
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And they just let Gayle Gossip
scoop my story.
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Me, a seven-time
award-winning reporter, who--
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[spluttering]
Who is currently doing
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person-in-the-street
interviews with...
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Where did everyone go?
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-[snake growls]
-[screams]
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Help! Somebody help me!
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[screams]
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[tyres squeal]
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[grunts]
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[snake roars]
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[screeches]
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[sobs]
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Thank you.
You're back. Thank you.
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I thought that thing
was gonna eat me!
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It's okay. You're gonna be fine.
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I'm not gonna be fine. I'm not.
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I'm gonna be scarred
for the rest of my--
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Hey, buddy, it's okay.
You're all right.
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[gasps]
Okay, yeah.
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I'm... I'm okay now.
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Look, we have to go.
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We've got to find Aspheera.
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She's the cause of all this.
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[sniffles]
Gayle Gossip already found her.
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Aspheera is on her way to
the Ninjago Museum of History.
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What are we waiting for?
Let's hit the road.
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[motorcycle engine revs]
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Fred Finely here, in time--
[coughs]
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How does this work?
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Am I doing it right?
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[Vinny] Uh, yes, ma'am.
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You just say whatever
you wanna say, heh.
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Very well.
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Hear me, citizens of Ninjago.
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Among you, somewhere,
lurks the Treacherous Deceiver.
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The traitor.
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The one who imprisoned me
for thousands of years.
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And during all that time,
one single thought sustained me.
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Revenge.
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Revenge!
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And I will have it.
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I swear it. I will find you.
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I will find you
or watch all Ninjago burn.
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Burn!
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I'm afraid that's all
we've got time for today.
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Be careful out there,
Ninjago City.
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Looks like it's gonna be
a hot one.
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That's today's news
and tomorrow's history.
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Thanks for watching.
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[snake roars]
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[closing theme music]