1 00:00:00,317 --> 00:00:02,736 Our elections are the envy of the world. 2 00:00:02,746 --> 00:00:06,844 It's critically important that we not make any mistakes tonight. 3 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,283 We made a small mistake. 4 00:00:08,306 --> 00:00:10,514 We called Michigan when we meant Mississippi. 5 00:00:10,538 --> 00:00:11,735 You have to retract it. 6 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:13,861 I wonder if maybe it's not necessary to retract it. 7 00:00:13,885 --> 00:00:16,631 I didn't realize that you were president of the Oxford Union. 8 00:00:16,664 --> 00:00:18,831 Cambridge. I was president of the Cambridge Union. 9 00:00:18,864 --> 00:00:20,863 I need you to change my Wikipedia page. 10 00:00:20,903 --> 00:00:24,167 It's funny the things people try to control when they feel like they're not in control. 11 00:00:24,207 --> 00:00:27,036 You're going to be a named defendant by Jerry Dantana. 12 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:30,263 - He's suing me for giving him a bad job recommendation? - It's just strategy. 13 00:00:30,303 --> 00:00:32,120 - Say what you want to say to me. - What? 14 00:00:32,154 --> 00:00:34,584 Fire me. You're the only one who can do it. 15 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,380 I think your resignations should be accepted immediately. 16 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:38,346 - Then why don't you? - My mom says I can't. 17 00:00:38,385 --> 00:00:41,058 You have to keep trying. Tomorrow's too late. 18 00:00:41,091 --> 00:00:45,095 You think I'm not firing you because it would make me look bad? 19 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,035 Give me a break, Billy. It's not like you're indifferent. 20 00:00:47,067 --> 00:00:48,615 You're fired, end of the broadcast. 21 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,470 Please don't tell anyone. 22 00:01:54,962 --> 00:01:58,343 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 23 00:02:03,202 --> 00:02:05,002 We're just past 9:00 P.M. in the East 24 00:02:05,035 --> 00:02:07,069 and we have another round of projections. 25 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:09,880 ACN is able to project Mitt Romney will win 26 00:02:09,913 --> 00:02:13,050 the great state of Kansas and its six electoral votes. 27 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:15,024 Moving south to Louisiana, we project... 28 00:02:15,057 --> 00:02:17,136 I'm here. 29 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,214 I want to make sure there's absolutely no confusion. 30 00:02:20,247 --> 00:02:22,818 You would go on the record. We would use your name. 31 00:02:25,557 --> 00:02:27,093 I want more. I want a quote. 32 00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:28,526 I'm gonna handcuff you to this thing. 33 00:02:28,559 --> 00:02:30,970 Did he just say, "A big prize but no surprise"? 34 00:02:31,003 --> 00:02:32,575 Yeah. 35 00:02:32,608 --> 00:02:34,685 He'll be kicking himself for that. 36 00:02:34,718 --> 00:02:36,520 All right, well, we've got a decision to make here 37 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:38,353 and I'll give you a heads up either way. 38 00:02:38,394 --> 00:02:40,962 Thank you and good luck tonight. 39 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,997 It's as confirmed as anything has ever been. 40 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,072 Two GOP congressmen we can quote and identify, 41 00:02:45,105 --> 00:02:48,747 two senior DOJ sources we can identify as two senior DOJ sources. 42 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:49,877 - You wanted me? - Yeah. 43 00:02:49,918 --> 00:02:51,554 - All right, I can explain. - Nope. 44 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:52,924 - Oh. - Explain what? 45 00:02:52,957 --> 00:02:54,665 Doesn't matter. 46 00:02:54,698 --> 00:02:57,569 Here's what's happening. Brody in California 47 00:02:57,602 --> 00:03:00,403 made a statement this morning when the polls opened condemning Todd Akin. 48 00:03:00,436 --> 00:03:01,804 It's a tight race. 49 00:03:01,838 --> 00:03:04,016 We figure he saw internal numbers suggesting 50 00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:06,422 he needed a bigger cushion with women 18-55. 51 00:03:06,455 --> 00:03:09,422 So he went on a local morning show and slid in a condemnation of Akin, 52 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,633 but two hours ago, Maggie found a Brody quote 53 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:15,839 in a Students for America publication from 1990. 54 00:03:15,872 --> 00:03:17,644 "It's a sad fact, but women cry rape 55 00:03:17,677 --> 00:03:20,980 to avoid embarrassment, to exact revenge, or just to draw attention. 56 00:03:21,021 --> 00:03:23,389 If we have rape exceptions to abortion laws, 57 00:03:23,422 --> 00:03:26,160 women could now cry rape to terminate an innocent life. 58 00:03:26,193 --> 00:03:28,333 We should be able to look past the mendacity. 59 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:30,734 Children are conceived by love, not by rape." 60 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:32,975 - How did you find that? - Prayer and clean living. 61 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,874 - Seriously, how did you find that? - It's my job. 62 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,211 It's my job, too, but I didn't find that. 63 00:03:36,244 --> 00:03:37,855 - No, you didn't. - Knock it off. 64 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:40,888 So, Don calls Brody's chief of staff to get a comment. 65 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,793 - John Webb. - And Webb says... 66 00:03:42,826 --> 00:03:44,898 Given a little time, he might be able to feed us a better story 67 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,902 in exchange for holding the SFA quote till after the election. 68 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,071 What's the better story? 69 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:51,175 David Petraeus is going to resign on Thursday. 70 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:54,009 He's been having an affair with a lieutenant colonel in the Reserves. 71 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:57,286 So the question is which story do we run? 72 00:03:57,319 --> 00:03:59,654 - 'Cause it's one or the other. - It's not even a contest. 73 00:03:59,687 --> 00:04:01,821 - Brody. - Petraeus. Wait. 74 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:03,862 It's 6:00 in the West. The polls are still open. 75 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,328 People are coming home from work. 76 00:04:05,362 --> 00:04:07,667 Almost 40% of the votes in Brody's district 77 00:04:07,772 --> 00:04:09,036 are cast between 5:00 and 8:00. 78 00:04:09,069 --> 00:04:10,708 I know, and I fully appreciate that. 79 00:04:10,741 --> 00:04:12,540 - But this is a special circumstance. - No, it's not. 80 00:04:12,573 --> 00:04:13,845 Let me make my case. 81 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,449 We're under siege. If we break this Petraeus story 82 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:19,557 two days before everyone else, we'll one: Distract from our own problems, 83 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,127 and two: Earn us back some credibility and goodwill. 84 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:24,198 Does the Petraeus story provide any information 85 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,631 the voters should have before they punch a ballot? 86 00:04:26,664 --> 00:04:28,368 It does not. 87 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,936 Does it do anyone any good 88 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,212 if we report the Brody quote tomorrow instead of tonight? 89 00:04:33,245 --> 00:04:34,778 It would help Brody out. 90 00:04:34,811 --> 00:04:37,206 Call your guy back and tell him thanks, but no, thanks. 91 00:04:37,247 --> 00:04:41,349 We'll report that Petraeus is resigning when Petraeus resigns, right? 92 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,213 - Yeah. - Don? 93 00:04:43,246 --> 00:04:45,488 I'm agreeing. Do I have to be happy about it? 94 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:47,120 Put the Brody package together for me to approve. 95 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:49,357 I want to get it on the air in 15 minutes. 96 00:04:57,094 --> 00:05:00,826 - Everything all right? - Hmm? Yeah. 97 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,970 Here's how things are looking right now 98 00:05:05,003 --> 00:05:06,739 just after the 9:00 P.M. closings. 99 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:09,806 Governor Romney is ahead with 152 electoral votes 100 00:05:09,847 --> 00:05:11,645 to the president's 123. 101 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,412 No projections right now in Arizona, New Mexico... 102 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:17,347 They've run out of ballots in Racine, Wisconsin. 103 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,819 Elliot's got it and then throw to DC. 104 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:22,589 Elliot, right now President Obama has a lead in Wisconsin, 105 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,989 but we're hearing there are voting problems. 106 00:05:25,022 --> 00:05:27,261 Yeah, they've run out of ballots in Racine, Wisconsin. 107 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,398 They've got to get some sort of last-minute ballot supply. 108 00:05:29,431 --> 00:05:31,969 Taylor Warren, is that a good sign for the president in Wisconsin? 109 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:35,475 It's a very good sign. Racine, the whole Rust Belt area of the state 110 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:37,338 is a very big sweet spot for the president. 111 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,178 Coming to you, Jane. Start us off with Colorado. 112 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:41,844 We're gonna start with Florida. 113 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,284 Take Jane to Florida. 114 00:05:44,317 --> 00:05:47,221 Let's bring in Jane Barrow and our panel in DC. 115 00:05:47,254 --> 00:05:49,789 Jane, what are you guys seeing in Florida? 116 00:05:49,822 --> 00:05:52,996 There's an interesting dynamic in that battleground state right now 117 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:54,827 and I'd like to go to our panel. 118 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,393 All right, New York's on an eight-minute break. 119 00:05:56,426 --> 00:05:58,727 - Don't anyone go too far. - And clear. 120 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,695 Okay, whew. 121 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,599 All right, turn out, turn out. 122 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:05,539 - The ground game. - You talking to me? 123 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:08,475 I wasn't really talking to anyone. 124 00:06:08,508 --> 00:06:10,645 I think you just described the rest of my life. 125 00:06:12,614 --> 00:06:14,579 How are you doing? 126 00:06:14,612 --> 00:06:17,617 A group called Stand By Our Troops submitted a petition 127 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:20,647 to AWM demanding Charlie and I be fired. 128 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,015 They got 20,000 signatures. 129 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,954 - Six and a half times the size of my hometown. - I saw. 130 00:06:24,987 --> 00:06:27,889 Another group called Concerned Citizens for Truth 131 00:06:27,923 --> 00:06:30,095 got 50,000 signatures. 132 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,724 We hired a polling firm to gauge trust. 133 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:34,395 - And? - Nobody trusts us. 134 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,995 Men, women, over 49, under 49, Republicans, Democrats-- 135 00:06:38,028 --> 00:06:40,563 our lack of credibility is immune to demographics. 136 00:06:40,596 --> 00:06:43,170 The op-eds won't stop. They're getting worse. 137 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:47,032 And I'm concerned this is finally what's going to kill Charlie Skinner. 138 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,838 Schadenfreude's been made very convenient. 139 00:06:49,871 --> 00:06:51,730 Hmm. Yeah. 140 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:56,571 You know, I hate to seem like I'm circling, 141 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:58,876 but I'm setting up a media consulting firm 142 00:06:58,909 --> 00:07:01,613 and I wanted to get your blessing to approach Jim Harper. 143 00:07:01,646 --> 00:07:04,649 - About what? - About joining the firm. 144 00:07:04,682 --> 00:07:07,986 He hates me, but if I only worked with people who liked me, 145 00:07:08,019 --> 00:07:10,421 I'd have to make my dog Howard a partner. 146 00:07:10,454 --> 00:07:11,989 I'm lost. 147 00:07:12,022 --> 00:07:15,553 There's gonna be a land rush as soon as you guys announce. 148 00:07:15,594 --> 00:07:17,458 There's a lot of talent here. 149 00:07:17,491 --> 00:07:20,363 Jim just renewed his contract a few months ago. 150 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,897 It's in the air supply around here 151 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:25,934 that senior staff is resigning over Genoa. 152 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,231 Charlie is resigning and I'm resigning. 153 00:07:28,272 --> 00:07:29,601 But as of 1:35 this morning, 154 00:07:29,642 --> 00:07:32,410 Leona Lansing won't even accept our resignations. 155 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:34,575 Where did you hear senior staff was resigning? 156 00:07:34,608 --> 00:07:37,140 - Maybe I shouldn't say. - Where did you hear that? 157 00:07:38,445 --> 00:07:40,244 From the senior staff. 158 00:07:45,285 --> 00:07:47,316 I make friends everywhere I go. 159 00:07:49,117 --> 00:07:51,686 I want the senior staff in the studio right now. 160 00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:53,991 - We have seven minutes back. - Right now. 161 00:07:56,437 --> 00:07:59,662 The mood here is still upbeat. They like the internal exits they're seeing. 162 00:07:59,695 --> 00:08:03,105 They're not troubled that Obama isn't losing in a single state he needs to win? 163 00:08:03,138 --> 00:08:05,906 - They like what they're seeing in Ohio and Florida. - What are they seeing? 164 00:08:05,939 --> 00:08:08,113 Honey, I'm starting to get funny looks from people here. 165 00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:10,945 - They know I'm Skyping with ACN. - You're Skyping with me. 166 00:08:10,978 --> 00:08:12,713 No one can see or hear us. 167 00:08:12,746 --> 00:08:14,344 - Hey, Hallie! - Hey, Maggie. 168 00:08:14,385 --> 00:08:16,551 Will wants senior staff in the studio. 169 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:18,612 I'll be right there. 170 00:08:18,645 --> 00:08:21,748 It's mostly the bloggers who don't want me helping out old media. 171 00:08:21,789 --> 00:08:24,454 You know, why don't you tell new media that old media 172 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,623 has got a combined audience of about 80 million tonight? 173 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:29,458 I will, but new media will probably respond by saying 174 00:08:29,491 --> 00:08:31,592 that the report you just gave about Racine, Wisconsin, 175 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,056 running out of ballots came off Twitter. 176 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,667 Then you should reply by telling new media to bite me 177 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,165 and my accountability and professionalism. 178 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,133 Can you get someone else to do this? 179 00:08:39,174 --> 00:08:42,003 By the way, a little while ago we called the Michigan first for Dan Benishek. 180 00:08:42,036 --> 00:08:44,769 If you were thinking of posting something about it, I'd hold off. 181 00:08:44,802 --> 00:08:46,810 - Why? - I accidentally called the wrong race. 182 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:48,674 - I meant Mississippi. - You didn't retract it? 183 00:08:48,707 --> 00:08:51,209 Our decision desk is 100% confident he's going to win. 184 00:08:51,242 --> 00:08:53,314 - Then why can't you call it? - They're not confident enough. 185 00:08:53,347 --> 00:08:54,586 You should really retract it. 186 00:08:54,619 --> 00:08:56,080 If you were us tonight, would you retract something 187 00:08:56,113 --> 00:08:57,847 you didn't absolutely have to? 188 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,183 - No. - I'm going all in on Benishek. 189 00:09:00,216 --> 00:09:01,885 - Hang on. - They're waiting for me in the studio. 190 00:09:01,982 --> 00:09:03,820 I think she cut her own hair. 191 00:09:05,852 --> 00:09:07,218 Tonight's really not the night-- 192 00:09:07,251 --> 00:09:10,125 Cutting off your own hair-- That's alarming. 193 00:09:13,397 --> 00:09:15,228 Any chance this can wait? 194 00:09:15,261 --> 00:09:16,963 - No. - Jim's on his way. 195 00:09:16,996 --> 00:09:18,763 I'd like to announce something in the meantime. 196 00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:22,374 I was supposed to donate a signed copy of my book for the Sandy auction 197 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:25,711 and I went to see my parents last weekend and forgot to leave the book. 198 00:09:25,744 --> 00:09:28,511 Gary, meaning well, signed a copy of the book 199 00:09:28,552 --> 00:09:30,382 forging my signature and writing the inscription. 200 00:09:30,415 --> 00:09:31,982 - In German. - Almost. 201 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:34,181 In German the words for enjoy and shred are a lot alike. 202 00:09:34,222 --> 00:09:35,719 They're nothing alike, but that's not the point. 203 00:09:35,752 --> 00:09:37,655 Take your time getting to the point, because as you can see, 204 00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:39,925 - nothing else is happening right now. - We've got five minutes. 205 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:42,787 We do not have five minutes. The producers don't have five minutes. 206 00:09:42,828 --> 00:09:45,397 My point is that someone bought the book for a lot of money 207 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:47,933 and Neal's dropping everything to help me find out who it was 208 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:51,435 so that I can give him or her a real signed copy of the book. 209 00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:54,338 So if there's anyone who was at the fund-raiser 210 00:09:54,371 --> 00:09:56,771 - or maybe knows the person who-- - Excuse me. 211 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,771 You're dropping everything? 212 00:09:58,804 --> 00:10:01,810 No, I'm still very much doing my job. Except for right now. 213 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:04,209 And when I'm trying to fix your Wikipedia page. 214 00:10:04,242 --> 00:10:06,449 Oh, forget that. Drop it, it's stupid. 215 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,649 - Everybody's here? - Yes. 216 00:10:08,682 --> 00:10:11,613 Let's go around the room and everybody tell something about themselves. 217 00:10:11,646 --> 00:10:13,612 - Do you need to go back to the control room? - Yes. 218 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:15,653 Go. 219 00:10:16,822 --> 00:10:19,023 - Fix the page. Get it fixed. - Copy. 220 00:10:19,056 --> 00:10:21,897 I don't know what the hell you guys are thinking about doing, 221 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,495 but you're not doing it. 222 00:10:23,528 --> 00:10:26,030 Last night, Charlie, Mac, and I 223 00:10:26,063 --> 00:10:27,768 offered our resignations to Mrs. Lansing. 224 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,535 She refused to accept them, believing that the right thing to do was to stand by us. 225 00:10:31,568 --> 00:10:34,976 Charlie is working hard on Reese to get him to change his mother's mind. 226 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,681 The reason, whole reason, we're trying to resign 227 00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:40,178 is to allow the rest of you to continue 228 00:10:40,219 --> 00:10:42,987 to do what we started without the burden of Genoa. 229 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,851 Elliot would take my job. Don would take Mac's. 230 00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:48,357 Sloan would anchor 10:00 and Jim would be her EP. 231 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,198 So I don't want to hear any more rumors 232 00:10:50,231 --> 00:10:52,493 about the rest of you resigning. 233 00:10:52,534 --> 00:10:54,061 - Is that clear? - No. 234 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,827 - It's not clear? - No, it's clear. 235 00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:58,162 - We're saying no. - No to what? 236 00:10:58,203 --> 00:11:00,632 If Leona accepts your resignations, we're resigning, too. 237 00:11:00,665 --> 00:11:02,306 Everyone who was involved with Genoa. 238 00:11:02,339 --> 00:11:04,202 I'm not going accept your resignations. 239 00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:07,176 Due respect, but if Leona accepts yours, you're not going to be in a position-- 240 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,574 We gave you a bad story. It's our responsibility. 241 00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:12,339 There are principles of... principle here 242 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,243 and character and responsibility. 243 00:11:14,276 --> 00:11:15,842 Who put all this in your head? 244 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,642 - You did. - Now can we go back to work? 245 00:11:23,588 --> 00:11:25,586 You expect me to get choked up? 246 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,050 Meeting's over. Two minutes back. 247 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:40,726 I think you insulted them a little by not assuming 248 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,734 they'd stand behind you and Charlie and Mac. 249 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:43,966 Why do you think that? 250 00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:45,901 Because you insulted me a little. 251 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,600 - Charlie. Hi. - Oh, hi. 252 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:54,272 - Excuse me. - Oh, Charlie. 253 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,537 Charlie, a woman in Mesa, Arizona, 254 00:11:56,578 --> 00:11:59,681 ran over her husband with their car because he didn't vote for Romney. 255 00:11:59,714 --> 00:12:01,944 - Can I have a moment? - Did you hear what I just said? 256 00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:03,581 - No. - He's in the hospital. 257 00:12:03,614 --> 00:12:06,412 They were in a parking lot. She was chasing him around a light pole. 258 00:12:06,446 --> 00:12:10,021 He tried to make a run for it and she pinned him at the curb. 259 00:12:10,054 --> 00:12:12,621 Here's what I find strange about this. 260 00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:16,622 First of all, it's not like the husband voted for Obama. 261 00:12:16,663 --> 00:12:18,990 He just didn't vote for Romney. He didn't vote. 262 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:21,093 And second, isn't Romney gonna win the vote 263 00:12:21,126 --> 00:12:22,829 in Arizona by like 200% anyway? 264 00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,069 Yeah, but you don't think the strange part 265 00:12:25,102 --> 00:12:28,204 is the wife driving over her husband with a car? 266 00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:29,500 Well, she's pregnant. 267 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:32,401 - Where are you getting this from? - Twitter. 268 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:35,103 All right, can I have just a second? 269 00:12:35,136 --> 00:12:36,805 Sure. 270 00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:40,340 A decision has to be made before the court clerk's office 271 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:42,443 opens at 9:00 tomorrow. 272 00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:45,010 I appreciate everything you said last night. 273 00:12:45,043 --> 00:12:47,844 - I was high last night. - I know. You told us. 274 00:12:47,877 --> 00:12:49,179 But then I got a good night's sleep 275 00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,378 and an early morning swim and a full day's work. 276 00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:54,081 And then I changed and came here and got high again. 277 00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:55,682 - God damn it. - It's marketing. 278 00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:57,219 They got a stash. 279 00:12:57,252 --> 00:12:58,661 I mean, I don't know how they do it. 280 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,190 I think they grow their own 281 00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:02,461 in, like, the Galapagos Islands or something. 282 00:13:02,494 --> 00:13:05,361 And I want to get the Allman Brothers back together. 283 00:13:05,395 --> 00:13:08,800 Rebecca says that it's your intention to sue us if we resign. 284 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,233 For breach of contract, yes. Hey, you want some champagne? 285 00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:15,002 No. For two months, there's been a mob shouting for our resignations. 286 00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,472 - And the mob is right. - Are you sure they're not just loud? 287 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,469 What does it matter? They'll keep shouting until Will and I leave the building. 288 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:24,004 And if we don't leave the building, what will that do to everyone else? 289 00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:27,107 From what I understand, if I accept your resignations, 290 00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:29,810 there won't be anyone left except the DC bureau 291 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,248 because those guys want your jobs. 292 00:13:32,281 --> 00:13:34,781 Will and I will convince senior staff to stay. 293 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,244 I'm not worried about that. 294 00:13:36,277 --> 00:13:39,252 Here's why you have to let Dantana's lawyers 295 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,549 know you're gonna settle before papers are filed in the morning. 296 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:45,483 A diary will be made available to any reporter who wants to read it... 297 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,786 - Which will be every reporter. - ...of the internal operations of ACN. 298 00:13:47,819 --> 00:13:51,058 And AWM and that diary will be written by lawyers 299 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,194 whose only objective is to make us look silly. 300 00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:55,963 I don't feel silly. You want to split a pizza? 301 00:13:55,996 --> 00:13:57,638 Can you understand me right now?! 302 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,838 Well, when you speak at that volume, I think everyone can. 303 00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:02,571 I drove them into this fucking nightmare. 304 00:14:02,604 --> 00:14:04,505 I led, they followed. 305 00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,737 And it's like I led them to Cape Fear 306 00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:09,348 'cause everyone we've pissed off-- 307 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,747 every congressman, every reporter, 308 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:15,986 - every citizen journalist-- - I understand the reality. 309 00:14:16,019 --> 00:14:18,153 You know who I am. 310 00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:20,686 Reese agrees with us. 311 00:14:20,719 --> 00:14:24,557 Oh, the irony that it's come down to you and Reese agreeing. 312 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:28,292 - Your son and I seldom agree. - You disrespect him, Charlie. 313 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,229 - He's given me reasons to. - No, no, he hasn't. 314 00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:32,933 He's given you reasons to disagree with him, 315 00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:34,258 but not to disrespect him. 316 00:14:34,299 --> 00:14:35,665 Well, we're not disagreeing now. 317 00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:38,127 He's thinking very clearly about this. 318 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,325 He's being a smart executive. 319 00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:43,102 And now is exactly the right time to listen to him. 320 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,496 Well, I'm doing a lot more than listening to him. 321 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:51,264 I'm letting him make the decision. 322 00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:55,103 - You are? - Yeah. 323 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,176 - Leona, come on. - Reese is making the decision. 324 00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:00,041 He went out to take a walk. 325 00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:02,677 - Why? - Clear his head. 326 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:04,181 - I meant-- - Maybe get a panini. 327 00:15:04,214 --> 00:15:06,547 I meant why are you letting Reese make the decision? 328 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,146 'Cause I'm not really sure Elizabeth Windsor 329 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:10,656 is the world's greatest mom. 330 00:15:10,684 --> 00:15:12,917 I mean, why doesn't she just give her son the throne? 331 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,024 On the other hand, I think being queen is what keeps her alive. 332 00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:18,691 But doesn't she want to be alive to see her son be king? 333 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:21,089 Except that that's not how it works. 334 00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:25,128 It's prince by birth, king by death. Yet-- 335 00:15:25,161 --> 00:15:27,232 Do you have any idea what you're talking about right now? 336 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:29,602 Don't think I do, no. 337 00:15:29,635 --> 00:15:32,969 But I want to see how Reese handles this. 338 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:35,333 He's already told us how he's gonna-- 339 00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:37,005 Okay. 340 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:41,680 Okay. 341 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,082 I'm relieved. 342 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,353 I can tell. 343 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,797 Enjoy the party. 344 00:16:00,298 --> 00:16:03,003 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 345 00:16:03,036 --> 00:16:05,205 I'm sorry. Are you all right? 346 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:07,044 - I'm sorry. - It was my fault. 347 00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:08,876 I wasn't looking. Did I hurt you? 348 00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,979 No, no, I'm fine. 349 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,842 Have we met? You look familiar. 350 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,008 I'm Maggie Jordan's roommate. 351 00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:16,376 - Sure. - I'm Lisa. 352 00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,383 Lisa. 353 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:21,216 I'm sorry, Lisa. Are you all okay? 354 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,886 - Yes. - Okay. 355 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:26,886 Oh, Mr. Skinner, could I ask you a favor? 356 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,191 Would you mind not mentioning to Jim Harper that I'm working up here tonight? 357 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,632 Yeah, sure. Why would I mention it to Jim? 358 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:34,399 Oh, 'cause you guys were-- Got it. 359 00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:36,566 Thank you. 360 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,997 We're ready to make an important projection 361 00:16:40,038 --> 00:16:42,732 at 9:25 with 27% of the vote counted. 362 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:44,701 ACN is projecting that Pennsylvania 363 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,508 will be won by the president. 364 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,675 Pennsylvania, a crucial battleground state 365 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,977 which was won by the president four years ago, will stay in his column. 366 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,945 Suzannah Marquez is on the scene for us 367 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,743 at Obama headquarters in Chicago. 368 00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:57,875 Suzannah, was this much of a surprise where you are? 369 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,010 Will, they're not surprised, 370 00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,611 but they're certainly relieved. 371 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,583 This was a state President Obama was determined to hold 372 00:17:03,616 --> 00:17:06,286 against a late push from Governor Romney to take it. 373 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:08,715 There's also something instructive in these numbers. 374 00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:13,120 According to senior campaign officials I've been speaking to all day... 375 00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:14,994 - It's not from you? - Mm-mm. 376 00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:17,262 ...was the high African-American turnout. 377 00:17:17,295 --> 00:17:20,531 And that's a pattern they said they've been seeing in a number of states today. 378 00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:23,898 But, of course, the night is early and we'll have much more later. 379 00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,970 - Will? - Thank you, Suzannah Marquez. 380 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,138 - We'll be hearing more from you as the night moves on. - Battleground update. 381 00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:31,506 Checking in with our other battleground states-- 382 00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,641 in Florida with 84% of the vote in, 383 00:17:33,674 --> 00:17:35,074 the race is as close as it gets 384 00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:37,051 with the president holding a 50-49 lead. 385 00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:39,253 - It looks like... - It's close. 386 00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:40,518 Hit refresh. 387 00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:43,190 It just got closer. 388 00:17:43,223 --> 00:17:45,527 657 votes. 389 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:51,400 - Kathy? - Very busy now, Jim. 390 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:52,799 Can I see you one second? 391 00:17:52,832 --> 00:17:54,964 - I'll have to shield my eyes. - Go ahead. 392 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:58,801 I'm not allowed to see other networks. 393 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,707 Just look down. Aim your gaze at the floor. 394 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,172 The Michigan first is getting tighter. 395 00:18:03,205 --> 00:18:04,940 Benishek is only up by 600 votes. 396 00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:06,409 657. 397 00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:08,808 There was a moment in the race when it was 1-0, right? 398 00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:12,588 - That's not-- Yes, but-- - And then the second vote got counted. 399 00:18:12,621 --> 00:18:14,115 - You're still confident he's going to win? - Yes. 400 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:17,385 - And you're just as confident he's going to win. - 51-49 red. 401 00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,288 - Or, if you want to be more exact... - I do. 402 00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:22,625 - 50.6 to 49.4. - That's literally as close as a race can be. 403 00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:24,362 - That's why we haven't called it. - We did call it. 404 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,427 - You called it. - What's the abbreviation for Michigan? 405 00:18:26,468 --> 00:18:28,633 - MI. - What's the abbreviation for Mississippi? 406 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:32,062 - MISS. - Okay, you're not here as an abbreviation expert. 407 00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:34,600 I'm 100% confident in those abbreviations. 408 00:18:34,632 --> 00:18:36,104 Go back in your lair. 409 00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:37,537 - Jim. - Yeah? 410 00:18:37,571 --> 00:18:39,440 Rachel Corey is on the phone and wants to talk to you. 411 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:42,077 She's a pollster with the Benishek campaign in the Michigan first. 412 00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,875 Here it comes. 413 00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:45,444 Tam, will you transfer that call to Maggie's line? 414 00:18:45,477 --> 00:18:47,783 Yeah. 415 00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:54,154 This is Jim Harper. 416 00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:57,625 Jim, this is Rachel Corey with Dan Benishek's campaign in Michigan. 417 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,365 - Congratulations! - That's why I'm on the phone. 418 00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:03,405 ACN called the race a while ago, but no one else has. 419 00:19:03,438 --> 00:19:05,437 Well, I can't speak for the other networks, 420 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,772 but ACN has the congressman holding his seat. 421 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,011 Our numbers show he's only up by 600 votes. 422 00:19:10,044 --> 00:19:12,643 - 657. - 632. 423 00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:13,946 What the hell is going on, Jim? 424 00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:16,282 Do I send my guy out to make a victory speech? 425 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:18,883 I would. 426 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,589 Look, I don't want to kick you guys when you're down, 427 00:19:20,622 --> 00:19:24,526 but you haven't had the most awesome history of being right lately. 428 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:28,762 Well, first, you can't bounce the words history and lately 429 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,658 off each other in the same sentence. 430 00:19:30,699 --> 00:19:33,669 Also, in my entire time here covering national elections, 431 00:19:33,702 --> 00:19:35,269 ACN hasn't missed a single call. 432 00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,236 How many elections have you been there for? 433 00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,371 This is my second. 434 00:19:38,404 --> 00:19:41,001 - Did we win the election or not? - You did. 435 00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,809 Then why has no one else called it? 436 00:19:42,842 --> 00:19:45,644 You're forcing me to brag, but it may just be 437 00:19:45,677 --> 00:19:47,580 that we have better people working the numbers. 438 00:19:47,613 --> 00:19:50,683 You won't be offended if we wait until someone else has called it, will you? 439 00:19:50,716 --> 00:19:52,715 No, ma'am. I am a little offended. 440 00:19:52,748 --> 00:19:54,586 - Even though you're lying? - She doesn't know that. 441 00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:56,418 - We've got a problem upstairs. - At the party? 442 00:19:56,451 --> 00:19:58,826 The guests were supposed to hand over their phones and someone didn't, 443 00:19:58,859 --> 00:20:00,961 because they tweeted a picture. 444 00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:03,424 There are people up there who are hearing information we don't want leaked. 445 00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:06,595 And also this is a shot of Charlie 446 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:08,300 on the floor with broken champagne glasses, 447 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,372 which isn't the best optic for us right now. 448 00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:13,074 - I don't have the muscle to get security to-- - That's Lisa. 449 00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:17,539 - Kneeling on the floor, that's Lisa. - That is Lisa. 450 00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:19,642 She didn't want you to know she was here tonight. 451 00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:22,606 She's been working for a caterer to earn extra money. 452 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,708 Why didn't she want me to know she was here? 453 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,351 This is where I'm gonna check out. 454 00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:30,919 But someone upstairs has a phone and they're using it. 455 00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:36,992 You know, it might be a good time for you guys to patch things up. 456 00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:38,728 You really think this is a good time? 457 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,832 What if none of us are here tomorrow? 458 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,037 599. 459 00:20:51,173 --> 00:20:53,005 Checking back in with our analysts. 460 00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:55,248 Taylor, you've been looking over the exits and working your phone. 461 00:20:55,281 --> 00:20:56,615 Tell us what you're seeing and hearing. 462 00:20:56,648 --> 00:20:58,614 We're seeing movement in Florida. 463 00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:01,714 The last exit polls showed Mitt Romney up by three. 464 00:21:01,747 --> 00:21:04,777 The latest show the president up by one. So that's a fluid race. 465 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:07,020 But senior campaign sources in Boston 466 00:21:07,053 --> 00:21:08,853 are telling me they like the precinct breakdown. 467 00:21:08,886 --> 00:21:10,723 The Romney people still feeling good about Florida? 468 00:21:10,756 --> 00:21:12,259 - Take us to break. - Florida and Ohio. 469 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:13,386 And hopefully we'll be able 470 00:21:13,426 --> 00:21:14,921 to bring those calls to you soon. 471 00:21:14,954 --> 00:21:17,024 But right now, what we know is that Pennsylvania, 472 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:18,459 the first of the big contested states... 473 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,594 - Play in and stand by animation. - Standing. 474 00:21:20,635 --> 00:21:23,065 Stay tuned for more of ACN's continuing coverage 475 00:21:23,098 --> 00:21:24,633 of Election Night 2012. 476 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,073 We're out. 477 00:21:28,106 --> 00:21:30,442 - Two minutes back. - That's two and no change. 478 00:21:30,475 --> 00:21:33,042 Will, we're ready to call the House for the Republicans. 479 00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:34,672 All right, I'll take care of things out here. 480 00:21:34,713 --> 00:21:36,805 - You do it in there. - Take care of what things? 481 00:21:36,846 --> 00:21:38,675 Come sit in this chair. 482 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,345 Why? 483 00:21:40,378 --> 00:21:42,672 When we come back from commercial, you're gonna call the House 484 00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:44,646 for the Republicans and go to Sloan for the breakdown. 485 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,645 - Where are you going? - I'm taking a break. 486 00:21:46,678 --> 00:21:49,349 What do you mean, you're taking-- 487 00:21:49,382 --> 00:21:51,752 I want our audience to get used to seeing you break big news. 488 00:21:51,785 --> 00:21:53,121 That's not gonna be necessary. 489 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,953 - Take the chair. - No. 490 00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:57,255 Then there's gonna be a camera pointed at an empty chair. 491 00:21:57,288 --> 00:21:58,823 Oh, fuck. Will! 492 00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:06,530 - Don. - Yeah? 493 00:22:06,563 --> 00:22:08,426 We're gonna call the House after the break. 494 00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:09,962 Yeah, we've got Boehner, Cantor, and Pelosi, 495 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,761 but we have to wait in line for a while, so you'll need to vamp. 496 00:22:11,802 --> 00:22:14,097 You'll need to vamp. I'm gonna step out of the room. 497 00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:15,935 - 60 seconds back. - What? 498 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,703 You've got your cards, you've got your producers, 499 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,704 you've got Elliot at the desk. 500 00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:21,577 What's happening right now? 501 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,609 We just want to show Reese and Leona you guys are good at this. 502 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,109 - You guys are good at this. - See you in eight minutes. 503 00:22:28,879 --> 00:22:31,281 The Republicans are keeping the House. Let's get that graphic up. 504 00:22:31,322 --> 00:22:33,455 - G-0445 standing. - Elliot. 505 00:22:33,488 --> 00:22:35,022 I'm here. 506 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:36,652 You're gonna ask Sloan how we're able to make that call. 507 00:22:36,685 --> 00:22:39,653 - Copy. - Sloan, most of the competitive House races 508 00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:41,327 were in states where polls closed at 8:00. 509 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,192 Republicans were ahead in 12, Democrats in three, 510 00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:45,327 and that's how we're able to call it. 511 00:22:45,368 --> 00:22:48,297 - You copy? - This is getting out of hand. 512 00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:50,993 Ah, don't worry about that right now, okay? 513 00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:52,529 Copy. 514 00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:58,532 Welcome back. 515 00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:00,964 We are ready to make a big call. 516 00:23:01,037 --> 00:23:04,774 ACN's ready to project that the Republican Party 517 00:23:04,807 --> 00:23:07,373 will be the majority party in the House of Representatives 518 00:23:07,406 --> 00:23:08,812 for at least two more years. 519 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,179 So far, so good. 520 00:23:10,212 --> 00:23:12,842 ACN is projecting at this time that the Republicans 521 00:23:12,883 --> 00:23:15,114 will hold on to the majority of the House. 522 00:23:15,147 --> 00:23:17,478 We'll be speaking with Majority Leader Eric Cantor in just a moment. 523 00:23:17,511 --> 00:23:19,781 But before we do, Sloan Sabbith, 524 00:23:19,814 --> 00:23:21,283 you've been reviewing all the information 525 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,547 as far as the House is concerned. 526 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:24,052 You've been speaking with our decision desk. 527 00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:25,452 How are we able to call this? 528 00:23:25,485 --> 00:23:26,756 Well, Elliot, the Democrats 529 00:23:26,789 --> 00:23:29,753 needed a net gain of 25 seats to take the House 530 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:32,592 and 20 of the most competitive races closed at 8:00. 531 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:36,194 I was wrong to think the reason you weren't firing me was vanity. 532 00:23:40,032 --> 00:23:41,356 I was wrong to think the reason 533 00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,363 you weren't firing me was that it would look bad. 534 00:23:43,396 --> 00:23:45,997 I'm sorry for that. 535 00:23:47,439 --> 00:23:48,703 You want your job back? 536 00:23:50,407 --> 00:23:53,107 I don't think it'll make that much difference now. 537 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,938 Charlie told me Leona is letting Reese make the decision. 538 00:23:55,971 --> 00:23:58,180 Yeah. 539 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,646 I tried to explain it 540 00:24:00,679 --> 00:24:03,452 my first day here the second I saw you. 541 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,051 Do you remember? 542 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:07,681 I was hung up on him because he had rejected me. 543 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,087 That's normal. 544 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,221 I liked that he hated I was dating you. 545 00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:13,780 We weren't just dating. 546 00:24:13,822 --> 00:24:15,620 Later. We weren't just dating later. 547 00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:17,987 At the beginning we were, though. 548 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:21,430 And I was using you to get, 549 00:24:21,463 --> 00:24:23,325 you know. 550 00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:25,562 And then I fell in love with you 551 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:28,358 and I never saw him again. 552 00:24:28,391 --> 00:24:31,825 And if I hadn't told you, 553 00:24:31,858 --> 00:24:33,593 you'd never have known. 554 00:24:34,562 --> 00:24:36,032 So why did you tell me? 555 00:24:36,065 --> 00:24:37,632 If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't, 556 00:24:37,665 --> 00:24:41,290 but I had never been in a relationship as serious as ours 557 00:24:41,331 --> 00:24:43,266 and I thought it was what I was supposed to do. 558 00:24:43,299 --> 00:24:45,467 You sure you didn't tell me 'cause you wanted to break up? 559 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,235 Oh, fuck you. 560 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:48,866 - It's a reasonable-- - Yeah, I'm sure. 561 00:24:48,899 --> 00:24:51,671 Are you sure you're not just a massive bag of douche? 562 00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:54,234 'Cause let me tell you something, it's just plain weird 563 00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:56,299 that you were prepared to marry me, 564 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:57,708 that you'd bought a ring, 565 00:24:57,741 --> 00:25:01,008 but were unwilling to read any of my e-mails 566 00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:02,583 or answer any of my calls. 567 00:25:02,616 --> 00:25:06,312 Yeah, I'm sorry for this, but the ring was a practical joke. 568 00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:09,175 You were having the staff vet me, remember? 569 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,815 I knew you were gonna find the offer from when we were together 570 00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:13,480 for me to do something on the West Coast. 571 00:25:13,521 --> 00:25:16,214 I knew you were gonna come into the office waving it and saying, 572 00:25:16,287 --> 00:25:17,884 "Aha, you were never as serious as you said, 573 00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:20,115 'cause if you were, you'd have told me about a job 574 00:25:20,156 --> 00:25:22,387 you were considering on the other side of the country." 575 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,257 And that's what happened. 576 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:30,494 You know, I heard, "The ring was a practical joke..." 577 00:25:31,991 --> 00:25:34,662 and then I didn't hear anything after that. 578 00:25:34,695 --> 00:25:37,165 It wasn't a joke. It was a rejoinder. It wasn't a joke. 579 00:25:37,197 --> 00:25:39,395 You took out a ring and showed it to me 580 00:25:39,428 --> 00:25:42,562 as proof that your intention had been to marry me. 581 00:25:42,603 --> 00:25:43,866 I bought the ring that morning. 582 00:25:43,899 --> 00:25:46,799 Scott's assistant did. 583 00:25:48,334 --> 00:25:51,375 Your agent's assistant went to Tiffany's 584 00:25:51,408 --> 00:25:52,903 and bought the ring that morning? 585 00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:55,007 Yes. I'm sorry. And you were never supposed to know. 586 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,878 So I get the irony and I am really sorry. 587 00:25:57,911 --> 00:26:01,417 That ring had to have cost a quarter of a million dollars. 588 00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:03,321 I'm not really sure. 589 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,655 We returned it that afternoon. 590 00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:07,853 I asked them to get a nice one. 591 00:26:07,886 --> 00:26:09,820 You once described a ring you saw in a movie. 592 00:26:09,853 --> 00:26:11,388 - Okay. - Mac. 593 00:26:11,421 --> 00:26:13,091 You know, no kidding. I'm gonna step away. 594 00:26:13,124 --> 00:26:14,722 - Hang on. - Because the thing is I'm serious. 595 00:26:14,755 --> 00:26:16,920 I feel like I'm gonna hit you and you have to be back on the air. 596 00:26:16,961 --> 00:26:18,959 - You're not going to hit me. - I'm worried that I am. 597 00:26:18,992 --> 00:26:20,661 And I'm the executive producer of the show. 598 00:26:20,694 --> 00:26:22,727 I can defend my-- 599 00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:26,598 Stand on the other side of the room. 600 00:26:26,631 --> 00:26:28,733 - This is stupid. - There is a reasonable chance, 601 00:26:28,766 --> 00:26:30,869 a credible threat that I'm gonna hit you 602 00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:32,471 and I don't want you to have a bloody lip 603 00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:33,944 when we come back from commercial. 604 00:26:33,977 --> 00:26:36,177 That should make sense to you. 605 00:26:39,113 --> 00:26:40,847 Like I said, if I ever thought 606 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,708 there was a chance you'd find out... 607 00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:44,515 You just told me! 608 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,518 I brutally hurt you and that's a fact. 609 00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:58,521 And facts don't change. But in my lifetime... 610 00:27:00,729 --> 00:27:03,357 I've never done it intentionally. 611 00:27:07,663 --> 00:27:09,630 I'm sorry. 612 00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:24,849 Recap the House and then look at Colorado when we come back. 613 00:27:28,723 --> 00:27:30,655 Yeah. 614 00:27:35,293 --> 00:27:37,396 - Did you find out anything? - Yes. 615 00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:39,596 A woman at the auction management company 616 00:27:39,629 --> 00:27:42,868 was moved by your story and a little concerned about going to jail 617 00:27:42,901 --> 00:27:45,763 for fraud, so she was happy to fax over the name and contact information 618 00:27:45,804 --> 00:27:49,102 of the person who bought the forged book, but you're not gonna be happy. 619 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:50,831 Was it bought by an inmate? 620 00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:53,807 I have a small, slightly disturbed following among white-collar criminals. 621 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,773 The book was bought by Sidney Falco. 622 00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:58,836 - I don't know who that is. - It's Tony Curtis. 623 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:01,241 Sidney Falco is a character from Sweet Smell of Success. 624 00:28:01,274 --> 00:28:03,473 The highest bid was anonymous? 625 00:28:03,506 --> 00:28:04,704 All the bids are anonymous. 626 00:28:04,745 --> 00:28:06,280 Joe Gillis is Sunset Boulevard. 627 00:28:06,313 --> 00:28:07,944 Walter Neff from Double Indemnity. 628 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,712 Archibald Craven from The Secret Garden. 629 00:28:09,745 --> 00:28:10,880 I don't understand this at all. 630 00:28:10,913 --> 00:28:12,713 Someone wanted to create 631 00:28:12,754 --> 00:28:14,617 the impression of a bidding war. 632 00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:16,886 So a total of nobody bid on the book? 633 00:28:16,919 --> 00:28:18,851 Except Sidney Falco from Sweet Smell of Success 634 00:28:18,884 --> 00:28:21,156 who, for some reason, bid himself up with other fictional characters. 635 00:28:21,189 --> 00:28:24,021 Who cares? Someone gave $1,000 to Sandy relief 636 00:28:24,062 --> 00:28:25,788 and they think they have your signature. 637 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,562 - I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. - You're at the bottom. 638 00:28:27,595 --> 00:28:29,059 - There are clues here. - I don't think so. 639 00:28:29,092 --> 00:28:30,363 - There could be clues. - There aren't. 640 00:28:30,396 --> 00:28:31,867 And you don't want to start looking for anagrams-- 641 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,701 Let's start looking for anagrams of Sidney Falco 642 00:28:33,734 --> 00:28:35,806 and Sweet Smell of Success. 643 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,638 Okay. 644 00:28:41,373 --> 00:28:42,939 I got your text. 645 00:28:42,972 --> 00:28:44,779 - I've decided to counter-sue Jerry. - Of course. 646 00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:46,677 - I'm fighting back. - What are you suing him for? 647 00:28:46,717 --> 00:28:49,055 - To fight back. - I meant exactly what are you-- 648 00:28:49,088 --> 00:28:50,655 - You ready? - I'm sorry? 649 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,256 - I said you ready? - Give it to me. 650 00:28:52,289 --> 00:28:54,690 Intentional affliction of emotional distress. 651 00:28:54,731 --> 00:28:56,463 - How do you even know? - I Googled it. 652 00:28:56,496 --> 00:28:58,291 - There are four elements. - One: He acted intentionally. 653 00:28:58,324 --> 00:29:01,563 - By doctoring the tape. - Two: His conduct was extreme and outrageous. 654 00:29:01,596 --> 00:29:04,133 - He doctored the tape. - Three: You suffered distress. 655 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:05,735 I am in extreme distress. 656 00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:08,006 And four: His act caused your distress. 657 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,172 He doctored the motherfucking tape, Rebecca. 658 00:29:10,205 --> 00:29:12,674 - You sound upset. - Do I? 659 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:15,772 He doctored the tape and he gets to sue us? 660 00:29:15,813 --> 00:29:18,351 I gave him a bad job recommendation 'cause he doctored the tape 661 00:29:18,384 --> 00:29:20,415 and he gets to sue me? 662 00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:23,585 - The people who want tort reform, they got a point. - Yes. 663 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:25,922 The things you're allowed to sue for and be taken seriously. 664 00:29:25,963 --> 00:29:27,729 And so we come face-to-face 665 00:29:27,762 --> 00:29:29,791 with just how stupid lawyers worry we are. 666 00:29:29,824 --> 00:29:31,293 I lost you in the middle of that. 667 00:29:31,326 --> 00:29:33,598 You know what it says on a box of chocolate pudding mix? 668 00:29:33,631 --> 00:29:36,434 "Caution, pudding will get hot when heated." 669 00:29:36,467 --> 00:29:39,108 Go to a hotel, you know what it says on the shower cap in the bathroom? 670 00:29:39,141 --> 00:29:41,211 "Fits one head." 671 00:29:41,244 --> 00:29:43,475 - You wear a shower cap? - I read. 672 00:29:43,508 --> 00:29:45,178 And I'm dying to know the suit 673 00:29:45,211 --> 00:29:47,408 that prompted lawyers to insist on the shower cap directions. 674 00:29:47,449 --> 00:29:49,175 Look at the box your iron came in. 675 00:29:49,216 --> 00:29:52,351 It says, "Warning, do not iron clothes while wearing them." 676 00:29:52,384 --> 00:29:55,086 Do we really have to slow down for these people? 677 00:29:55,119 --> 00:29:57,749 Leona's leaving the decision to Reese. 678 00:29:59,189 --> 00:30:01,020 I know. 679 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:06,491 That's not what you wanted. 680 00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:11,192 I don't know what I want. 681 00:30:18,935 --> 00:30:21,406 I want to keep doing the news. 682 00:30:21,439 --> 00:30:23,573 Here. 683 00:30:23,606 --> 00:30:25,709 With Elliot for Charlie. 684 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:27,676 I want to keep arguing with Mac and Will. 685 00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:30,274 I want Dantana to iron his clothes while wearing them. 686 00:30:36,343 --> 00:30:38,908 Could I get another Grey Goose on the rocks with three olives? 687 00:30:38,981 --> 00:30:40,580 - Sure. - And you can just bring me some more champagne 688 00:30:40,613 --> 00:30:42,685 if it hasn't all been soaked up by your clothes. 689 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:44,982 - No, there's plenty more. - Just joking with you. 690 00:30:45,023 --> 00:30:47,453 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 691 00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:52,326 Don't shoot. 692 00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:54,094 Charlie Skinner wasn't supposed to tell you I was here. 693 00:30:54,127 --> 00:30:56,598 He didn't. Someone tweeted a picture of you on the floor. 694 00:30:56,631 --> 00:30:59,302 The center of gravity on champagne glasses is too high. 695 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:01,134 That's what I've always said. 696 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:03,436 And what happened to the old-fashioned ones from the movies? 697 00:31:03,469 --> 00:31:06,141 They're too wide. They let the bubbles out. I'm working right now. 698 00:31:06,175 --> 00:31:07,911 Yeah, Maggie said you were working for a caterer. 699 00:31:07,944 --> 00:31:09,943 On the side. I still work at the store. 700 00:31:09,976 --> 00:31:11,709 It was good seeing you. 701 00:31:11,742 --> 00:31:14,875 I just have a minute. We're waiting for some Senate information. 702 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,777 I think Sherrod Brown is gonna keep his seat 703 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:18,947 and it's looking like McCaskill's gonna beat Todd Akin. 704 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,516 - Do you know how frustrating this is? - Careful. 705 00:31:20,558 --> 00:31:22,156 I want to kick your ass right now, 706 00:31:22,189 --> 00:31:23,724 but I can't 'cause everyone else is. There's no room. 707 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,494 So I have to feel bad for you instead. 708 00:31:25,527 --> 00:31:27,430 If those are the only choices, I'd rather you kick my ass. 709 00:31:27,463 --> 00:31:29,401 - You don't get to decide. You know why? - I do. 710 00:31:29,434 --> 00:31:31,137 - Do you remember standing in front of me and swearing... - Yes. 711 00:31:31,170 --> 00:31:33,073 - ...swearing that you didn't have feelings-- - I meant it. 712 00:31:33,106 --> 00:31:36,041 You know that I found out from that fucking YouTube video, you asshole? 713 00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:37,875 I don't think there's a way it could have been worse. 714 00:31:37,908 --> 00:31:41,149 - Excuse me, Lisa. Is there a problem? - No. 715 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,449 It seems like there is because you're speaking rudely to a guest. 716 00:31:43,482 --> 00:31:46,111 - And the incident earlier, that man was the president-- - There's no problem. 717 00:31:46,152 --> 00:31:48,217 And considering the circumstances, she's being remarkably polite. 718 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:51,153 On the other hand, one of your servers is tweeting pictures 719 00:31:51,186 --> 00:31:53,226 from the party and you signed a confidentiality agreement. 720 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,963 Well, if that's true, it's serious. 721 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,257 - It is. - I'll take care of it. 722 00:31:56,298 --> 00:31:58,592 - Lisa, please be working. - I'm coming now. 723 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,632 How do you know it was one of the servers? 724 00:32:00,665 --> 00:32:02,032 - It probably wasn't. - I have to go. 725 00:32:02,065 --> 00:32:05,370 I meant it. When I stood in front of you 726 00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:07,043 and when I swore, I meant it. 727 00:32:07,076 --> 00:32:08,476 - I believe you. - Do you? 728 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:11,177 Yes, it wasn't till after you got to know me that you rejected me. 729 00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:13,344 - Champagne? - No, thank you, I'm good. 730 00:32:13,377 --> 00:32:15,049 I didn't reject you. 731 00:32:15,082 --> 00:32:17,420 And there isn't a way it could have been worse. 732 00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:20,421 Grey Goose up, three olives. 733 00:32:20,454 --> 00:32:22,691 Because at that point, my worst fear was realized. 734 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:25,325 - Spiders? - You get a kick out of yourself, don't you? 735 00:32:25,358 --> 00:32:27,599 I actually ordered this on the rocks. 736 00:32:27,632 --> 00:32:29,136 My fault. I'll fix that. 737 00:32:29,168 --> 00:32:31,501 She got the number of olives right. She's making progress. 738 00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:33,699 - What was that? - I beg your pardon? 739 00:32:33,732 --> 00:32:35,570 Jim. 740 00:32:35,603 --> 00:32:38,140 - I don't know what your worst fear is. - That you think I'm stupid. 741 00:32:38,175 --> 00:32:39,974 And stop trying to make up for it by defending my honor 742 00:32:40,007 --> 00:32:41,573 to a guy you can obviously beat the shit out of. 743 00:32:41,614 --> 00:32:43,309 - Stop. - I can't. 744 00:32:43,342 --> 00:32:45,213 Do you think I think you're stupid? 745 00:32:45,246 --> 00:32:47,180 - I have to circulate. - The whole time you thought-- 746 00:32:47,213 --> 00:32:49,219 I'm smart enough to know that I'm not smart enough. 747 00:32:49,252 --> 00:32:50,482 - For what? - You. 748 00:32:50,515 --> 00:32:52,081 - Stop walking. - Can we drop it? 749 00:32:52,114 --> 00:32:54,247 Lisa. 750 00:32:54,288 --> 00:32:57,258 - I don't get you. - Maggie is downstairs being a news producer. 751 00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:59,092 Your new girlfriend's in Boston covering 752 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,933 a presidential candidate for her own website. 753 00:33:00,966 --> 00:33:02,860 And I'm up here passing out drinks. What evidence-- 754 00:33:02,901 --> 00:33:04,466 You're working two jobs. 755 00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:06,603 You're thoughtful and you're authentic. 756 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:09,838 And I have never seen you sneer at anyone or anything. 757 00:33:09,871 --> 00:33:13,009 There is, believe me, no one that you're not good enough for 758 00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:15,446 and there is hardly anyone who's good enough for you, 759 00:33:15,479 --> 00:33:17,510 including, it turned out, me. 760 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:19,150 I'm about to turn 30. 761 00:33:19,183 --> 00:33:20,950 And you could just as easily be someone's date here tonight 762 00:33:20,983 --> 00:33:22,454 or married to their black Am Ex. 763 00:33:22,487 --> 00:33:25,516 If they can make me laugh, I'd take a green one. 764 00:33:25,557 --> 00:33:27,554 Did Maggie cut her own hair? 765 00:33:27,587 --> 00:33:29,620 - I don't speak to Maggie. - You live in the same apartment. 766 00:33:29,661 --> 00:33:31,629 We have our own lives. Champagne? 767 00:33:31,662 --> 00:33:33,261 Strictly speaking, champagne should be poured 768 00:33:33,294 --> 00:33:34,996 immediately after the bottle's been uncorked, 769 00:33:35,029 --> 00:33:36,866 but because you're very beautiful, I'll make an exception. 770 00:33:36,899 --> 00:33:38,728 Yeah, yeah. Take the glass. 771 00:33:40,634 --> 00:33:42,066 - Maggie's in bad shape. - I don't care. 772 00:33:42,099 --> 00:33:44,108 - I don't speak to Maggie. - Please change that policy. 773 00:33:44,141 --> 00:33:45,477 - No. - She's in bad shape. 774 00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:47,141 Because you're dating that reporter from the bus? 775 00:33:47,173 --> 00:33:49,107 - It's hard for me to sympathize. - Not because of me. 776 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,778 - Because of Africa. - What do you mean? 777 00:33:51,811 --> 00:33:53,548 I don't care. Champagne? 778 00:33:53,581 --> 00:33:55,422 They don't want champagne. 779 00:33:55,455 --> 00:33:58,452 Are you saying Maggie didn't tell you what happened in Uganda? 780 00:33:58,485 --> 00:34:02,122 No. And again, I don't care. 781 00:34:02,155 --> 00:34:03,523 Did she get hurt? 782 00:34:03,556 --> 00:34:04,956 Did somebody-- What are you saying? 783 00:34:04,997 --> 00:34:07,060 You have to ask her. 784 00:34:07,093 --> 00:34:09,132 I can't tell you if she doesn't want you to know. 785 00:34:09,165 --> 00:34:11,968 But she wants you to know, so you have to ask her. 786 00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:14,840 No. 787 00:34:16,113 --> 00:34:18,440 Did she cut her own hair off? 788 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,816 There was hair on the bathroom floor. 789 00:34:23,249 --> 00:34:25,816 We're gonna make the Senate call in Missouri and Ohio 790 00:34:25,849 --> 00:34:28,858 and we'll be throwing it to DC in 10 or 11 minutes. 791 00:34:28,891 --> 00:34:30,354 - Copy. - But if we're able to call Florida, 792 00:34:30,395 --> 00:34:33,163 or for that matter, the race, just send it back. 793 00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:36,436 You're not gonna let DC call the race? 794 00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:38,404 Just send it back. 795 00:34:38,437 --> 00:34:41,604 We'll try not to drop sarin gas on anyone while we do. 796 00:34:46,172 --> 00:34:48,944 If you've got something to say, Jane, you should say it to me 797 00:34:48,977 --> 00:34:50,681 and not to the people in this control room 798 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:53,009 who simply did what I told them to do and did it well. 799 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,381 And I have people here who could live without Genoa on their resumes, 800 00:34:55,414 --> 00:34:59,180 so I'm not sure from where you get the nerve to insist that Will call the race. 801 00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:00,612 I get the nerve from my mother. 802 00:35:00,653 --> 00:35:02,788 But for the record, it was a DC producer 803 00:35:02,821 --> 00:35:04,587 who committed journalistic malpractice. 804 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:06,888 And if I were you, I'd be going through every story 805 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:08,952 he ever produced for you frame by frame 806 00:35:08,985 --> 00:35:10,794 to find out what else he's cooked along the way. 807 00:35:10,829 --> 00:35:13,657 Good advice. Let me know if you have any recommendations 808 00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:16,262 for your job when I take Will's chair in New York. 809 00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:18,892 It's Charlie Skinner, Jane. 810 00:35:18,925 --> 00:35:21,894 Send it back to New York when Mac tells you to. 811 00:35:21,935 --> 00:35:24,627 - Copy that. - The desk says go on Senate. 812 00:35:24,668 --> 00:35:27,565 We're ready to go on the Senate. McCaskill and Brown. 813 00:35:27,598 --> 00:35:29,829 Because this is something that needs to be kept in mind. 814 00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:33,399 - The entire world-- - Sorry, we're gonna make an important call. 815 00:35:33,472 --> 00:35:35,238 Two big races in the US Senate. 816 00:35:35,271 --> 00:35:38,373 ACN is projecting that in Ohio, Sherrod Brown, 817 00:35:38,406 --> 00:35:40,476 the Democratic incumbent, will be reelected 818 00:35:40,509 --> 00:35:42,708 and Claire McCaskill, the Democrat from Missouri, 819 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,780 will keep her seat as well. 820 00:35:44,845 --> 00:35:46,276 Elliot, what does that mean for the Senate? 821 00:35:46,317 --> 00:35:48,749 It's now mathematically impossible 822 00:35:48,782 --> 00:35:50,452 for the Republicans to take control of the Senate, 823 00:35:50,485 --> 00:35:53,353 even if Romney wins tonight and Paul Ryan becomes the tiebreaker. 824 00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:55,648 So we're projecting now that Harry Reid 825 00:35:55,689 --> 00:35:57,521 will stay in the majority leader's office. 826 00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,826 Taylor, should the Democrats be sending the Tea Party 827 00:35:59,859 --> 00:36:03,190 a basket of mini muffins and a thank-you card for that? 828 00:36:03,223 --> 00:36:06,787 I think the Democrats have a lot of gift baskets to hand out. 829 00:36:06,828 --> 00:36:08,798 Chris Christie, the media-- 830 00:36:08,831 --> 00:36:10,863 - Whoa. - Okay. Hold the phone. 831 00:36:10,896 --> 00:36:12,303 I can feel warmth about to happen. 832 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,302 What media are you talking about when you say media? 833 00:36:14,335 --> 00:36:16,501 - 'Cause there are a lot of us. ACN? - Yes. 834 00:36:16,534 --> 00:36:18,403 Ah, well. Please continue. 835 00:36:18,436 --> 00:36:20,067 I worked in the Romney press shop 836 00:36:20,108 --> 00:36:22,875 and I can tell you that on average over the last six months, 837 00:36:22,908 --> 00:36:25,875 News Night did 14 negative stories 838 00:36:25,908 --> 00:36:26,915 about Republicans to every one... 839 00:36:26,948 --> 00:36:28,083 Hey, Molly. It's New York. 840 00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:30,054 - Copy. - Coming to you shortly. Stand by. 841 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,023 If Republicans do 14 crazy things in a month, 842 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:33,486 does that mean the unbiased thing to do 843 00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:36,958 would be for us to concoct 13 additional crazy Democrat stories? 844 00:36:36,991 --> 00:36:38,790 - Are we doing this now? - We're doing this. 845 00:36:38,831 --> 00:36:41,198 - Go to Molly in St. Louis. - Then let me give you another statistic. 846 00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:44,232 - Almost nobody-- - No, we're going to St. Louis first. 847 00:36:44,265 --> 00:36:47,001 - Okay. - Molly Sadler is with the McCaskill campaign 848 00:36:47,042 --> 00:36:48,673 at the Omni Convention Center. 849 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,873 Molly, do I have to ask what the mood is there? 850 00:36:50,906 --> 00:36:53,610 I would say the mood is jubilation, Will. 851 00:37:06,801 --> 00:37:09,796 Is there a chance I can get you to ask Hallie a favor for me? 852 00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:12,836 - What's the favor? - I need her to post a story tonight. 853 00:37:12,869 --> 00:37:15,471 Which I've already written-- About the effect the debates had on the outcome. 854 00:37:15,504 --> 00:37:18,112 In this story she quotes Mac, who's identified 855 00:37:18,145 --> 00:37:19,806 both as the EP of News Night 856 00:37:19,847 --> 00:37:21,813 and a former president of the Cambridge Union. 857 00:37:21,846 --> 00:37:25,014 That's the only way to get Wikipedia to change the entry? 858 00:37:25,047 --> 00:37:28,586 - Yeah. - Are you proud of your army of citizen journalists? 859 00:37:28,659 --> 00:37:30,625 Have you called any more elections on your own? 860 00:37:30,658 --> 00:37:32,120 - No. - Just the one? 861 00:37:32,161 --> 00:37:34,560 I'll ask her. But, you know, she's a little busy. 862 00:37:34,593 --> 00:37:35,929 And ethical. 863 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:38,766 I'd like to do this for Mac tonight as a gift. 864 00:37:40,808 --> 00:37:43,805 I'll do it when I have a minute. 865 00:37:43,838 --> 00:37:45,573 The left doesn't have a version of the Tea Party. 866 00:37:45,606 --> 00:37:46,942 What's OWS? 867 00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,312 There wasn't an OWS candidate on the ballot tonight. 868 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,753 The left's crazy people hardly ever run for office. 869 00:37:51,786 --> 00:37:53,416 And when they do, they don't win. 870 00:37:53,457 --> 00:37:54,854 Who's Allen West on the left? 871 00:37:54,887 --> 00:37:57,055 Who's Joe Walsh or Michele Bachmann? 872 00:37:57,088 --> 00:37:59,964 A 14-1 ratio of negative stories and your takeaway is 873 00:37:59,997 --> 00:38:01,366 is that there's a problem with the storyteller. 874 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,503 What are your thoughts about that, Taylor Warren? 875 00:38:03,536 --> 00:38:06,300 - Cannot remember the question. - Any word from Reese? 876 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:08,771 - He's still walking. - He's what? 877 00:38:08,804 --> 00:38:10,373 He's walking. 878 00:38:10,406 --> 00:38:13,143 He's walking around the neighborhood with a Rockette. 879 00:38:13,184 --> 00:38:16,182 Presumably trying to decide how to announce the personnel changes 880 00:38:16,214 --> 00:38:19,544 and how much money to pay Dantana to not file in the morning. 881 00:38:20,650 --> 00:38:23,556 - What's a Rockette? - The dancers. 882 00:38:23,589 --> 00:38:26,018 He's dating a Rockette. A real one. 883 00:38:29,189 --> 00:38:32,154 Is there anything that'll convince you it wasn't your fault? 884 00:38:38,057 --> 00:38:39,590 Get together with Sloan and talk about 885 00:38:39,623 --> 00:38:42,787 a 90-second segment on income and voting preferences. 886 00:38:42,828 --> 00:38:45,430 - Okay, Jane, we're coming to you. - If I can jump in... 887 00:38:45,463 --> 00:38:48,169 Let's go to DC for a whip-around on the Senate. 888 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,799 I have to cut you off there and throw to Jane Barrow 889 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,606 and our panel in Washington. 890 00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:54,407 Jane, the Republicans will control the House 891 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,008 and the Democrats will control the Senate. 892 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,681 A billion dollars later, are we right back where we were? 893 00:38:58,714 --> 00:39:01,016 - That's the question I want to put to our panel... - We're out. 894 00:39:01,049 --> 00:39:02,216 DC has the con. 895 00:39:02,249 --> 00:39:03,848 5:30 back. 896 00:39:03,882 --> 00:39:06,050 No. 897 00:39:06,091 --> 00:39:08,426 No what? 898 00:39:08,459 --> 00:39:11,055 There's nothing that'll convince me. 899 00:39:16,697 --> 00:39:18,834 I just got an e-mail with an attachment. 900 00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:20,336 - From me? - Yes. 901 00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:21,937 The attachment was an article about the effect 902 00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:23,436 of the debates on the election. 903 00:39:23,476 --> 00:39:24,909 - Yeah. - You know who wrote it? 904 00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:26,416 - Neal. - Nope. 905 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:28,080 - I can explain. - The byline says I did. 906 00:39:28,113 --> 00:39:31,353 - He knew you were busy. - What the hell is going on? 907 00:39:31,386 --> 00:39:35,261 We need someone who doesn't work here to post an article 908 00:39:35,294 --> 00:39:37,766 that contains the information that MacKenzie 909 00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:40,566 was president of the Cambridge Union and not the Oxford Union 910 00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:43,070 so that Wikipedia would edit her page. 911 00:39:43,103 --> 00:39:46,469 - You know, now that I'm saying it-- - Not until just now? 912 00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:48,971 - What's the mood there? - What's the mood there? 913 00:39:49,004 --> 00:39:52,811 - I know. I know. - Okay, well, I have to go. 914 00:39:52,844 --> 00:39:54,982 It's starting to sink in that they're gonna lose Florida. 915 00:39:55,015 --> 00:39:57,319 And between you and me, he didn't write a concession speech. 916 00:39:57,352 --> 00:39:59,822 - Can I ask you something? - I really do have to go. 917 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:02,455 So do I, but... 918 00:40:02,488 --> 00:40:04,928 do I ever make you feel like you're dumb? 919 00:40:04,961 --> 00:40:07,761 Seriously, honey, what's going on there? 920 00:40:07,802 --> 00:40:11,337 I'm asking because I really like you and I don't want to blow it. 921 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:14,040 Well, first of all, you're not smart enough to make me feel like I'm dumb. 922 00:40:14,073 --> 00:40:16,136 I was hoping you'd say that. 923 00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:18,811 And I really like you, too. You're not blowing it. 924 00:40:18,844 --> 00:40:23,417 I knew there had to be a reason why I liked you so much. 925 00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:26,183 'Cause just physically, you're hard to look at. 926 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:27,982 - You're not so much homely... - Talk to you soon. 927 00:40:28,015 --> 00:40:29,550 ...as you are just weird-looking. 928 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:30,815 - Jim. - Yeah? 929 00:40:30,856 --> 00:40:32,857 Maggie says to tell you they're 93 votes apart now 930 00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:34,121 and you'd know what that means. 931 00:40:34,162 --> 00:40:35,959 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 932 00:40:38,527 --> 00:40:40,697 The gender income gap starts at 50K. 933 00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:43,234 Men 50K and above are breaking for Romney. 934 00:40:43,267 --> 00:40:46,072 Women at 50-200K were more likely to vote for the president. 935 00:40:46,105 --> 00:40:49,576 And it's the top 1% of female earners that went red. 936 00:40:49,609 --> 00:40:52,209 Now here's where I'd like us to focus because this is crucial. 937 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,081 - I'm sorry, but they need you. - Wow. 938 00:40:54,114 --> 00:40:57,512 - They're calling Ohio. - We're on our way. 939 00:40:57,545 --> 00:41:00,816 You're back in 90 seconds. We'll pick this up after, okay? 940 00:41:18,704 --> 00:41:21,241 We're calling both, and we're ready to go to Chicago. 941 00:41:21,274 --> 00:41:22,905 - Tess. - I'll get estimates from Boston. 942 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:24,840 - Thank you. - And let's get Ben standing by. 943 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:27,478 I don't see Sloan. Is that Sloan out there? 944 00:41:27,511 --> 00:41:29,942 We'll go without her. 945 00:41:29,975 --> 00:41:32,280 We're calling it. Get in the studio. 946 00:41:32,313 --> 00:41:35,484 ...go blue, and that takes the president to 262. 947 00:41:35,517 --> 00:41:39,280 At that point, he has a lot of different roads to 270. 948 00:41:39,313 --> 00:41:42,290 Colorado, Florida, Ohio and Virginia in that scenario. 949 00:41:42,323 --> 00:41:45,693 Any one of those states would throw the president over the top. 950 00:41:45,726 --> 00:41:47,795 Getting Mitt Romney to 270 at this point 951 00:41:47,828 --> 00:41:50,593 seems very, very difficult. 952 00:41:50,626 --> 00:41:52,731 So the president's getting closer and closer 953 00:41:52,764 --> 00:41:54,636 270. 954 00:41:54,669 --> 00:41:56,602 He's winning in the states he needs to win... 955 00:41:56,635 --> 00:41:58,864 - What I have can't be taught. - Get her in the chair! 956 00:41:58,905 --> 00:42:01,166 I mean, it really started in the last hour 957 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:03,037 when Florida started to slip away. 958 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:05,699 We're hearing from very unhappy Republicans. 959 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,600 But right now we're going to Will McAvoy in New York 960 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,839 who's got a new projection. Will. 961 00:42:14,210 --> 00:42:17,680 It's 11:14 in the East and ACN is able to project 962 00:42:17,713 --> 00:42:20,550 that Barack Obama will be living in government housing 963 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,077 for the next four years. 964 00:42:22,118 --> 00:42:23,980 President Obama has been reelected 965 00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:25,886 President of the United States, 966 00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:28,192 Ohio having just put him over the top. 967 00:42:28,225 --> 00:42:30,326 Once again, the ACN decision desk 968 00:42:30,359 --> 00:42:34,157 is calling Ohio and the White House for President Barack Obama. 969 00:42:34,190 --> 00:42:36,094 We're gonna go live to Suzannah Marquez 970 00:42:36,127 --> 00:42:38,296 and show you some images from Chicago 971 00:42:38,337 --> 00:42:39,536 where the celebration is under way. 972 00:42:39,569 --> 00:42:41,367 Will, as you can see, the news 973 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,605 has gone through this crowd and the celebration has begun. 974 00:42:44,638 --> 00:42:46,908 How about "binders full of women"? 975 00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:49,604 Was the media response to "binders full of women" 976 00:42:49,644 --> 00:42:50,907 in rational proportion? 977 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,475 That's a perfectly good question. 978 00:42:52,508 --> 00:42:54,411 Thanks, I was asking it to you. 979 00:42:54,444 --> 00:42:57,243 And now he's losing. 980 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,630 Why'd you cut your hair? 981 00:43:08,663 --> 00:43:10,497 I wanted a change. 982 00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:12,066 I'm not crazy about it either. 983 00:43:12,099 --> 00:43:13,601 The stylist kind of talked me into it. 984 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:16,567 - Maybe I'll get used to it. - There wasn't a stylist. 985 00:43:16,608 --> 00:43:19,070 You cut it yourself. 986 00:43:19,103 --> 00:43:21,278 You cut off your hair and dyed it a different color. 987 00:43:21,311 --> 00:43:23,676 Lisa told me. 988 00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:25,505 How would Lisa know? 989 00:43:25,538 --> 00:43:28,145 How did you not tell her what happened in Africa? 990 00:43:28,178 --> 00:43:29,681 - Did you? - No. 991 00:43:29,714 --> 00:43:31,609 - Don't. - How did you not tell your best friend? 992 00:43:31,649 --> 00:43:34,278 - It's been a year. - And it's been a year since we were friends. 993 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:38,016 He's losing by 17 votes with 8,000 votes uncounted. 994 00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:40,290 Why did you cut your hair? 995 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:43,994 He'd never seen blonde hair before. 996 00:43:44,027 --> 00:43:46,732 While I was reading to him, he was playing with my hair. 997 00:43:46,765 --> 00:43:49,438 So I cut my hair. 998 00:43:49,471 --> 00:43:51,471 - How'd it work? - It didn't. 999 00:43:51,504 --> 00:43:54,572 Right. 1000 00:43:54,605 --> 00:43:57,813 I'm trying to find out where the uncounted votes are, but even if-- 1001 00:43:57,846 --> 00:43:59,879 Listen. Listen for a second. 1002 00:43:59,912 --> 00:44:02,851 You went back into the building. 1003 00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:05,356 You went back in there. 1004 00:44:05,389 --> 00:44:07,259 You and Gary. 1005 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:08,890 You pulled him out from under the bed. 1006 00:44:08,931 --> 00:44:10,563 - You weren't going without him. - He was safer under the bed. 1007 00:44:10,596 --> 00:44:12,869 Bullshit, Maggie. 1008 00:44:12,902 --> 00:44:16,334 You pulled him out and you carried him on your back to the bus. 1009 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:18,006 What was your crime? 1010 00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:22,077 You turned around when you heard Gary fall down. 1011 00:44:24,414 --> 00:44:28,981 There's a difference between being tough and wanting to be. 1012 00:44:29,853 --> 00:44:31,914 You and Mac are tough. 1013 00:44:31,947 --> 00:44:34,484 Don's tough. I want to be. 1014 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:37,628 You are. 1015 00:44:46,697 --> 00:44:48,865 You know when I first noticed you? 1016 00:44:48,898 --> 00:44:51,935 When I ran into the room and got tackled by Mac's luggage? 1017 00:44:51,968 --> 00:44:54,637 Did you know-- 1018 00:44:54,670 --> 00:44:58,237 No. It was funny, but I didn't notice you until later. 1019 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:02,374 There was a beep. It was an iNews alert. 1020 00:45:02,407 --> 00:45:04,381 But it was yellow. 1021 00:45:04,414 --> 00:45:06,015 You've got a news alert. 1022 00:45:07,753 --> 00:45:11,185 - Nobody was paying attention to it. - It was yellow. 1023 00:45:11,226 --> 00:45:13,289 You clicked on it anyway. 1024 00:45:22,396 --> 00:45:24,732 You couldn't help yourself. 1025 00:45:30,575 --> 00:45:32,605 You ran back into the building. 1026 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:39,277 He's dead and I'm alive. 1027 00:45:41,886 --> 00:45:44,052 That's what I'd keep in mind. 1028 00:45:52,859 --> 00:45:56,129 It's after midnight now and I feel like I can ask a question. 1029 00:45:56,162 --> 00:45:58,265 - Sure. - I meant to Will. 1030 00:45:58,298 --> 00:46:00,033 Yes. 1031 00:46:00,066 --> 00:46:02,169 Who did you vote for today? 1032 00:46:02,202 --> 00:46:03,936 You know I'm not answering that. 1033 00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:05,738 I thought you might because you revealed 1034 00:46:05,771 --> 00:46:07,741 your party affiliation on the air last year. 1035 00:46:07,774 --> 00:46:09,278 I did. I identified myself 1036 00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:11,444 as a Republican because I thought it was fair 1037 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:13,810 to give to the viewer given the commentary I was delivering. 1038 00:46:13,843 --> 00:46:15,113 A commentary that ended with you 1039 00:46:15,146 --> 00:46:17,381 calling the Tea Party the American Taliban. 1040 00:46:17,422 --> 00:46:19,718 - Yes. - And in the body of the commentary 1041 00:46:19,759 --> 00:46:23,221 - was a blistering indictment of Republicans. - Exactly the opposite. 1042 00:46:23,262 --> 00:46:25,523 It was a blistering indictment of people who aren't Republicans. 1043 00:46:25,556 --> 00:46:29,092 - Well, who's to say who is and who isn't? - On that night, I did. 1044 00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:32,100 I want to remind you you asked me to pursue this area. 1045 00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:35,131 - I understand. - And I'm wondering, with all respect, 1046 00:46:35,172 --> 00:46:37,297 do you call yourself a Republican 1047 00:46:37,338 --> 00:46:40,276 so you can make a claim to credibility 1048 00:46:40,309 --> 00:46:41,942 when you attack the GOP? 1049 00:46:41,975 --> 00:46:44,784 No, I call myself a Republican 'cause I am one. 1050 00:46:44,817 --> 00:46:47,015 I believe in market solutions 1051 00:46:47,048 --> 00:46:48,583 and I believe in common sense realities 1052 00:46:48,616 --> 00:46:50,921 and the necessity to defend ourselves 1053 00:46:50,954 --> 00:46:52,922 against a dangerous world and that's about it. 1054 00:46:52,963 --> 00:46:55,457 Problem is now I have to be homophobic. 1055 00:46:55,498 --> 00:46:58,560 I have to count the number of times people go to church. 1056 00:46:58,593 --> 00:47:03,134 I have to deny facts and think scientific research is a long con. 1057 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:05,766 I have to think poor people are getting a sweet ride. 1058 00:47:05,799 --> 00:47:09,237 And I have to have such a stunning inferiority complex 1059 00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:11,635 that I fear education and intellect 1060 00:47:11,668 --> 00:47:13,171 in the 21st century. 1061 00:47:13,204 --> 00:47:14,971 But most of all, the biggest new requirement, 1062 00:47:15,012 --> 00:47:16,540 really the only requirement, 1063 00:47:16,581 --> 00:47:18,716 is that I have to hate Democrats. 1064 00:47:18,749 --> 00:47:21,887 And I have to hate Chris Christie for not spitting on the president 1065 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,349 when he got off Air Force One. 1066 00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:26,757 The two-party system is crucial to the whole operation. 1067 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:29,188 There's honor in being the loyal opposition. 1068 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:32,798 And I'm a Republican for the same reasons you are. 1069 00:47:32,863 --> 00:47:35,428 So I hope your voice gets louder in the next four years. 1070 00:47:35,461 --> 00:47:38,834 Well, I don't like losing, so count on it. 1071 00:47:38,867 --> 00:47:41,003 You know, just jumping on top of that idea-- 1072 00:47:41,068 --> 00:47:42,438 - I'm sorry, Sloan. - Come on! 1073 00:47:42,471 --> 00:47:44,343 We're gonna go to Jane Barrow in Washington 1074 00:47:44,376 --> 00:47:46,878 for an update on some West Coast House races. 1075 00:47:46,911 --> 00:47:48,908 Plenty more coverage coming tonight. Jane? 1076 00:47:48,941 --> 00:47:51,411 - And clear. - Are you doing it on purpose now? 1077 00:47:51,444 --> 00:47:54,085 No, it's just working out unbelievably well. 1078 00:47:59,059 --> 00:48:02,126 You ever read Jedediah Purdy, For Common Things? 1079 00:48:02,159 --> 00:48:04,459 No. 1080 00:48:04,492 --> 00:48:07,493 He talks about cynical times. 1081 00:48:07,534 --> 00:48:10,767 People having terminal irony 1082 00:48:10,801 --> 00:48:14,500 with a studied refusal to hope or care openly. 1083 00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:17,338 - Does that sound like us? - No. 1084 00:48:17,371 --> 00:48:19,309 No. 1085 00:48:19,342 --> 00:48:21,142 Have you asked yourself tonight 1086 00:48:21,175 --> 00:48:23,849 why we never reported the Petraeus story? 1087 00:48:23,882 --> 00:48:25,551 - The Petraeus? - Remember? 1088 00:48:25,584 --> 00:48:27,453 David Petraeus is resigning on Thursday. 1089 00:48:27,486 --> 00:48:30,255 - We didn't report it. - That's funny. I forgot. 1090 00:48:30,288 --> 00:48:33,693 Yeah. It's because we never made the trade. 1091 00:48:33,726 --> 00:48:36,893 The decision was that the other story had information 1092 00:48:36,926 --> 00:48:39,367 voters needed, the Petraeus story didn't. 1093 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,966 Not that many voters. It would have affected maybe a few thousand, tops. 1094 00:48:43,999 --> 00:48:46,565 In one district, one seat. 1095 00:48:46,606 --> 00:48:49,344 As opposed to breaking two days early 1096 00:48:49,377 --> 00:48:51,546 what will be a giant story. 1097 00:48:51,579 --> 00:48:54,615 Breaking it in front of an Election Night audience. 1098 00:48:54,648 --> 00:48:58,617 And the decision to decline the trade was made instantly 1099 00:48:58,650 --> 00:49:01,227 and unanimously. 1100 00:49:02,693 --> 00:49:04,764 Don pushed back reflexively, 1101 00:49:04,797 --> 00:49:06,658 but he came around in seven seconds. 1102 00:49:06,699 --> 00:49:08,826 Don. 1103 00:49:12,469 --> 00:49:14,707 We've come a long way. 1104 00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:20,508 I'm not resigning. 1105 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,981 And neither are you. 1106 00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:26,349 What, are we out of our fucking minds? 1107 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:29,917 Dantana doctored the tape. That's what happened, Will. 1108 00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:32,589 We know the truth and the mob doesn't. 1109 00:49:32,622 --> 00:49:35,999 When did we decide it was an institutional failure? 1110 00:49:36,032 --> 00:49:39,429 We waited 11 months. 1111 00:49:39,462 --> 00:49:41,498 We know people who would have gone 1112 00:49:41,531 --> 00:49:45,035 after the second red team meeting or even the first. 1113 00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:46,837 You agree with what I'm saying? 1114 00:49:46,870 --> 00:49:49,574 I believe, except for the things we did wrong, we did everything right. 1115 00:49:49,607 --> 00:49:53,444 And I can't live with Mac taking the blame for-- 1116 00:49:53,477 --> 00:49:55,580 We'll get the audience's trust back. 1117 00:49:55,613 --> 00:49:57,044 Like Leona said, 1118 00:49:57,085 --> 00:50:00,285 we're gonna overcome the terminal irony. 1119 00:50:00,318 --> 00:50:04,128 And the laundry list of embarrassing things in the complaint? 1120 00:50:04,161 --> 00:50:06,558 I've got to tell you, I'm not embarrassed. 1121 00:50:06,591 --> 00:50:09,227 The Zimmerman tape, Jim going to New Hampshire, 1122 00:50:09,261 --> 00:50:11,493 Sloan punching a guy in arbitrage-- 1123 00:50:11,534 --> 00:50:13,262 I actually like that one. 1124 00:50:16,806 --> 00:50:18,668 I can't tell what you're thinking. 1125 00:50:21,343 --> 00:50:23,040 Will? 1126 00:50:24,778 --> 00:50:26,416 It's gotten strange now. 1127 00:50:26,449 --> 00:50:28,111 Are you able to hear me speaking? 1128 00:50:32,288 --> 00:50:35,889 She-- Except for the things she did wrong, she did everything right, too. 1129 00:50:35,922 --> 00:50:38,298 - The rest was me. - I'm lost. 1130 00:50:38,331 --> 00:50:40,631 Uh, yes. 1131 00:50:40,696 --> 00:50:43,893 We're going to do the things you just said 1132 00:50:43,926 --> 00:50:45,935 for the reasons you just gave. 1133 00:50:45,968 --> 00:50:49,365 I missed parts of what you were saying at the end, 1134 00:50:49,406 --> 00:50:52,774 but that's just gonna have to be-- 1135 00:50:52,807 --> 00:50:55,343 I'll be right back. Yes! 1136 00:50:55,376 --> 00:50:57,343 Way to go. 1137 00:50:58,711 --> 00:51:01,550 Yeah, no, I'm definitely resigning. 1138 00:51:19,537 --> 00:51:21,198 Does anyone know where MacKenzie is? 1139 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:22,967 - I think she's in the hair and makeup room. - She's not. 1140 00:51:23,007 --> 00:51:25,473 - Did you look in her office? - So, no, no one knows where she is? 1141 00:51:25,506 --> 00:51:27,979 We're back in seven minutes, so she's gonna turn up. 1142 00:51:31,418 --> 00:51:33,112 - Have you seen Mac? - I haven't. 1143 00:51:33,153 --> 00:51:34,753 But I have facts about the Great Lakes region. 1144 00:51:34,786 --> 00:51:37,186 Right this moment is the least I've ever cared about the Great Lakes region. 1145 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:39,657 Has anyone seen Mac? 1146 00:51:39,690 --> 00:51:41,824 I'm right here. 1147 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,299 Okay. I didn't-- 1148 00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:56,302 - Could you come here away from the cameras? - Yeah. 1149 00:51:58,174 --> 00:52:00,340 There's-- Okay, okay-- 1150 00:52:00,373 --> 00:52:01,909 - There's a story. - What? 1151 00:52:01,942 --> 00:52:04,278 There's a story about a little kid who keeps shredding paper 1152 00:52:04,311 --> 00:52:07,446 and his parents take him to all kinds of doctors to get him to stop shredding paper. 1153 00:52:07,479 --> 00:52:09,883 And finally they take him to the most expensive doctor in the world 1154 00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:12,282 who turns to the kid and he says, "Kid, if you stop shredding paper, 1155 00:52:12,315 --> 00:52:14,219 your parents will stop dragging you to doctors." 1156 00:52:14,252 --> 00:52:18,423 And the kid turns to his parents and says, "Why didn't you just say so?" 1157 00:52:20,862 --> 00:52:23,058 - Well, all right, then. - The point of the story 1158 00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:26,994 is that the kid could make himself happy by just stopping. 1159 00:52:27,035 --> 00:52:28,499 I think that's the point. I don't know. 1160 00:52:28,532 --> 00:52:31,575 I've been trying to figure it out. 1161 00:52:31,608 --> 00:52:34,007 But I didn't return it. 1162 00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:36,775 Because I'm in love with you. 1163 00:52:36,815 --> 00:52:38,583 - What did you say? - And because of-- Will you marry me? 1164 00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:40,151 - Wait. - I said will you marry me? 1165 00:52:40,184 --> 00:52:42,119 And before that, I said I'm in love with you. 1166 00:52:42,152 --> 00:52:43,783 That's-- that's-- That's what I'm getting at. 1167 00:52:43,816 --> 00:52:46,151 I feel like I can do this so much better if I can have a second. 1168 00:52:46,191 --> 00:52:47,590 What in the fuck is happening right now? 1169 00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:51,622 If-- if I-- I don't ever want to not be-- No. 1170 00:52:51,663 --> 00:52:54,197 I love you. I'm gonna go back to that. And will you marry me? 1171 00:52:54,230 --> 00:52:57,427 And let me just say I really think you should. I think you should say yes. 1172 00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:59,426 But no matter what you say, 1173 00:52:59,466 --> 00:53:02,466 there's no chance I am ever gonna hurt you again. 1174 00:53:02,499 --> 00:53:05,937 And no matter what you say, I'm gonna be in love with you for the rest of my life. 1175 00:53:05,970 --> 00:53:08,473 There's no way out of that. That's just a physical law of the universe. 1176 00:53:08,506 --> 00:53:10,670 - You own me. No matter what you say... - Yes. 1177 00:53:10,703 --> 00:53:14,238 - ...I will never stop-- - Yes. I'm saying yes. 1178 00:53:18,016 --> 00:53:19,512 You're saying yes? 1179 00:53:21,986 --> 00:53:23,554 Yes. 1180 00:53:26,857 --> 00:53:28,454 Thank God. 1181 00:53:42,539 --> 00:53:44,211 Took you long enough. 1182 00:53:44,244 --> 00:53:46,443 Seriously? That's what your-- 1183 00:53:46,476 --> 00:53:48,042 Shut it. 1184 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,861 So your mother was a Rockette? 1185 00:54:00,894 --> 00:54:02,729 That's right. And her mother, too. 1186 00:54:02,762 --> 00:54:04,527 - Third generation Rockette? - Yes. 1187 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,960 How great is that? 1188 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:08,200 - And if you were to have a daughter... - Crazy lady. 1189 00:54:08,233 --> 00:54:09,801 ...which would be my granddaughter, 1190 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:12,202 would it be important to you that she also be a Rockette? 1191 00:54:12,235 --> 00:54:13,841 - I don't think important, but if she-- - Okay, good. 1192 00:54:13,874 --> 00:54:16,273 - Charlie. - 'Cause over here you have a Harvard MBA. 1193 00:54:16,306 --> 00:54:20,111 Over here you have a line of synchronized nutcrackers. 1194 00:54:20,144 --> 00:54:21,943 - Charlie. - Reese. 1195 00:54:21,976 --> 00:54:24,814 Leona. Rebecca. 1196 00:54:24,847 --> 00:54:27,450 - I'm sorry, I don't know who-- - Jackie. I'm here with Reese. 1197 00:54:27,483 --> 00:54:30,322 Third generation Rockette. That's how we roll. 1198 00:54:30,355 --> 00:54:32,392 I've studied the findings of the report 1199 00:54:32,426 --> 00:54:33,888 and I've consulted with counsel 1200 00:54:33,921 --> 00:54:36,423 and I've reached the conclusion that the news division 1201 00:54:36,456 --> 00:54:39,363 handled Genoa as well as I'd want it handled. 1202 00:54:39,396 --> 00:54:42,098 Furthermore, this company will give Dantana money 1203 00:54:42,131 --> 00:54:44,600 when a federal judge orders us to do so. 1204 00:54:44,633 --> 00:54:47,809 And furthermore after that, I don't take my instructions 1205 00:54:47,842 --> 00:54:49,379 from a petition. 1206 00:54:49,412 --> 00:54:51,981 If you read Jedediah Purdy's excellent book For Common Things-- 1207 00:54:52,014 --> 00:54:53,979 What, did you e-mail everybody excerpts? 1208 00:54:54,012 --> 00:54:56,343 - Yep. - I'm not accepting your resignations. 1209 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,247 We're not resigning. 1210 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,720 That's fine, but I'm surprising you by taking the high road 1211 00:55:02,753 --> 00:55:04,553 - and I'm not accepting your resignations. - We're not offering them. 1212 00:55:04,586 --> 00:55:06,122 This isn't about the bottom line. 1213 00:55:06,163 --> 00:55:08,131 This is a bad business decision, but it's a good decision. 1214 00:55:08,164 --> 00:55:09,931 - I'm doing the right thing. - There's no right thing to do. 1215 00:55:09,964 --> 00:55:11,700 I've already made the decision that we're staying. 1216 00:55:11,733 --> 00:55:14,173 The wrong thing to do would be to accept your resignation. 1217 00:55:14,206 --> 00:55:16,302 That's not an option, 'cause we're not offering them. 1218 00:55:16,343 --> 00:55:19,846 - You two about done? - History should reflect that I acted admirably. 1219 00:55:19,879 --> 00:55:21,678 There's really no way of knowing that. 1220 00:55:21,711 --> 00:55:23,780 Is it possible the greater glory belongs to me? 1221 00:55:23,813 --> 00:55:26,645 You're all idiots. Not you, you're sweet. 1222 00:55:26,685 --> 00:55:30,350 Everyone, just listen up for just a second. 1223 00:55:30,390 --> 00:55:31,756 This'll just take a second. 1224 00:55:31,789 --> 00:55:33,388 First of all, no one's resigning. 1225 00:55:33,421 --> 00:55:35,290 And the only reason you need is 'cause I said so. 1226 00:55:35,323 --> 00:55:37,890 Also I think we're just starting to get the hang of this. 1227 00:55:37,923 --> 00:55:40,226 More importantly, I would like to introduce 1228 00:55:40,259 --> 00:55:45,232 the future Mrs. MacKenzie Morgan McHale McAv-- 1229 00:55:45,265 --> 00:55:47,034 That's not gonna work. 1230 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:51,306 What?! 1231 00:55:52,540 --> 00:55:54,445 - I'll be damned! - I know. 1232 00:55:54,478 --> 00:55:57,581 I know. I know. 1233 00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:26,608 - Wake him up. - Cynthia's office should draft a statement. 1234 00:56:26,641 --> 00:56:28,702 Let's start identifying who our friends are. 1235 00:56:28,735 --> 00:56:30,069 That shouldn't take long. 1236 00:56:59,709 --> 00:57:01,505 What did you do? 1237 00:57:01,538 --> 00:57:03,313 I wrote it myself. 1238 00:57:03,346 --> 00:57:05,410 A gift from new media. 1239 00:57:05,483 --> 00:57:07,420 Thanks for that Romney interview. 1240 00:57:48,544 --> 00:57:53,386 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com