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- Coming back in five, four...
- Copy. 0036 to 41.
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Presidential candidate Michele
Bachmann thinks our troops are the best.
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They are the best.
This is the easiest thing to get behind.
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It doesn't get any better to help our troops
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when they are literally
on the lines fighting for our freedom.
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Presidential candidate Herman Cain
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will not apologize for having the biggest,
baddest, greatest military on the planet.
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And I don't apologize for having the biggest,
baddest, greatest military on the planet.
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- Presidential candidate Mitt Romney...
- 44B.
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...would like the rest of us
to support the troops
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- even more than we already do.
- Copy.
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I think it's time for American citizens
and politicians to show a surge of support
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and for us to reach out to our neighbors
who are serving in the military.
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And presidential candidate Rick Santorum
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marvels, as we all do, at the selfless act
of volunteering to serve in a time of war.
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We have a culture right now
that doesn't say, "Serve."
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It doesn't say, "Don't think about yourself."
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It says, "Me, me, me."
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It's a very self-absorbed, me-centered,
excessive popular culture.
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And yet, we have brave men and women
who are willing to step forward
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because they know what's at stake.
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They're willing to sacrifice their lives
for this great country.
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Stephen Hill is a decorated
captain in the US Army,
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where he's been a reservist for 20 years.
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He is, this very night,
serving in combat in Iraq, as he was last night
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when he asked this question via YouTube
at the GOP debate in Orlando, Florida.
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In 2010, when I was deployed to Iraq,
I had to lie about who I was
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because I'm a gay soldier
and I didn't want to lose my job.
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My question is,
under one of your presidencies,
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do you intend to circumvent
the progress that's been made
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for gay and lesbian soldiers in the military?
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That was a big room
full of Republican primary voters
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booing an American combat soldier
who, as he was speaking, was in combat.
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The audience members who were booing
were in Orlando.
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Soon, they'll surely be in hell,
though not soon enough.
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Not everyone was booing.
There were people in the audience
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who heard Captain Hill say that
when he was deployed to Iraq,
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he was worried that if his sexuality
was discovered, they might not let him go,
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as opposed to most of us, who,
if told we were being deployed to Iraq,
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would go Corporal Klinger faster than
you can pull on a yellow taffeta picnic dress.
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I'm sure there were even some people
in the building who stood up for Captain Hill,
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people who had
the simple strength of character
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to turn to the fraction of a human
in the seat next to them and say,
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"How many different kinds of disgusting
do you have to be
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"to boo a man
who volunteered to fight and die for you?"
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I'm sure those people were there.
I'm sure there were many of them.
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But unfortunately,
none of them were on the stage.
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Not one of these
would-be commanders in chief
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took a moment to stand with a line officer.
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They let him stand alone.
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Soldiers never do that. Leaders never do that.
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Witless bullies and hapless punks
do it all the time.
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The only president on the stage last night
was Stephen Hill.
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Godspeed, Captain Hill,
and come home soon.
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A grateful nation is waiting to say thank you.
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That's News Night for September 23rd.
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Terry Smith is up next with
The Capitol Report.
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I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.
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When you turn to the monitor,
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I need you to slide your chair back
about an inch for the key light.
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Why?
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So the photons bounce off your face
and not your forehead.
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I don't get it.
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You have to slide your chair back
about an inch when you turn to the monitor
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- so we can see your face.
- Is this a new problem?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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I guess you used to slide your chair back.
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Why don't you adjust the key light?
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Because when you're not facing the monitor,
you're... Never mind.
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Number two, don't stare at guests
who are wearing toupees.
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- I know. I couldn't help it.
- Help it.
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- I was mesmerized, and a little bored.
- Okay.
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Did I take you by surprise
with the "witless bullies and hapless punks"?
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No, you left a message for me last night.
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I realized as I was saying it that
you never mentioned you got the message.
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- I did, and I approved.
- I wasn't asking for your approval.
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- You were, but speaking of voice mail...
- No.
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- Come on.
- Let it go.
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I think we both know
that's not gonna happen.
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You've asked me every day for two months.
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- There have been days when I haven't asked.
- You asked on Sundays.
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Sundays are your holy day?
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I don't remember the message.
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You said,
"I'm not just saying this because I'm high."
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And then?
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- I left the message in May.
- "I'm not just saying this because I'm high..."
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- I don't remember.
- How can you not remember?
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- Really?
- Right, you were high.
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Yeah.
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- Still...
- All right.
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"Witless bullies and hapless punks."
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- Too far?
- Not far enough.
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You should have told what's-her-name
to go fuck herself, too. The moderator.
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I'm not allowed to
make that suggestion on television.
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Make it anytime you want. We're protected.
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- You mean the tape.
- The tape, baby, the tape.
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We're like made men.
We're like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
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- He got shot.
- Before he got shot.
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Before he got shot, he wasn't a made man.
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- We're like James Caan in The Godfather.
- Also shot. Many, many times.
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Who are we like?
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Two guys who have a tape of their boss
admitting to phone hacking.
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How do these people boo a soldier?
How do the candidates say nothing?
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And how are you a member of this party?
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I'm changing it from within.
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Like Pacino in Scarface.
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Have you ever seen any of these movies?
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- I should.
- Yeah.
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So here's something.
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You remember Nina Howard?
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I definitely remember Nina Howard.
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She called Jan in the press office
a couple hours ago.
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She knows you didn't have the flu on 9/11.
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- Shit, Charlie! I knew this was gonna happen.
- It's not that big a deal.
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It's a very big deal. I look like an idiot.
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- It could be worse.
- How?
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I could look like an idiot.
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- You know what?
- That was simple comedy structure.
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I had an open jump shot and I took it.
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- What do you want to do about this?
- We have two options.
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Jan says we do nothing.
We don't respond, it goes away in 48 hours.
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The other option is we stick to our story.
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Tell me those options again.
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- We do nothing, or we stick to our story.
- There's a third option.
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- No, there's not.
- It involves having faith...
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- No one has faith.
- ...in my mission to civilize.
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I really thought we were done
with the mission to civilize.
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Was Don Quixote de la Mancha
done with his mission to civilize?
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Yeah, he died of being crazy.
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So that one you know,
but not The Godfather?
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We say nothing,
which is what I strongly recommend.
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Or we tell the truth.
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The truth isn't even on the table.
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- I sit down with her.
- No.
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- I tell her exactly what happened.
- No.
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- And I appeal...
- To what?
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...to her God-given humanity.
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God didn't give her humanity.
That's why she's a gossip columnist.
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God gave us all humanity.
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Let's look at the tape
of the people booing a guy
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while he was in the middle
of saving their lives.
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I have no explanation for that,
but the bitchiness has to stop, Charlie.
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We're inhaling it like it's a carbon emission
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blowing out the exhaust pipe
of the crosstown bus we're stuck behind.
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Snark is the idiot's version of wit,
and we're being polluted by it like it's...
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You know, like it's...
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Blowing from the exhaust pipe
of the crosstown bus we're stuck behind.
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Yes, that still works. And all it takes,
Charlie, all it takes is one great man.
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Kill me.
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- A friend of the angels.
- A close friend?
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- Don't mock this.
- It's literally impossible not to.
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There are things we can do, Charlie,
things we can do every day.
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Things that are free.
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We can be one inch nicer to each other.
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An inch more polite. We can be decent.
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Maybe.
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But in the meantime,
we should just keep lying about...
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I'm gonna meet with Nina Howard.
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Nothing about that idea is good.
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How about its honesty and honor?
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Trumped by its peril and stupidity.
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Please ask Jan
to set up a meeting for Monday.
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An off-the-record meeting.
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And so it was that the mild-mannered reporter
donned his cape and tights...
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And transformed himself
into a delusional drag queen.
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Okay, can I just say that
it's this kind of attitude
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that makes you Sancho
instead of the main guy?
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I'd tell you to call me and let me know
how it goes, but I've got you on Google Alert.
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Got it.
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At our next event at Rollins Park, the
Governor's message will be simple and clear.
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He'll be reiterating his role
as a business leader and job creator,
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and he'll focus as well on the failures of
ObamaCare to meet the needs of the country.
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Jim?
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I'd like to read you
the e-mail you sent us last night.
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"At tomorrow's event, the Governor's
message will be simple and clear.
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"He'll be reiterating his role
as a business leader and job creator,
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"and he'll focus as well on the failures of
ObamaCare to meet the needs of the country."
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Is there a question?
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Okay, Governor Romney said
we can't reduce our debt
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without changes to the entitlement programs.
What changes is he proposing?
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- He's laid out his plan.
- No, he hasn't.
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- Go to our website.
- I'm there right now.
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- You can read about our plan.
- There's no plan.
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Current seniors would have nothing
to worry about. We made a promise...
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"Promise to our parents and our grandparents
and that's a promise we need to..."
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Okay, I get it.
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- Do you?
- Yeah.
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I don't think you do, because while those are
sentences and everything, they're not a plan.
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If we don't figure out
how to stop spending and cut this debt,
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we'll be leaving a terrible burden
to our children.
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There's no one who disagrees with that.
What's the Governor's plan?
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Obviously,
we have to look at entitlement reform.
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- Okay, good. What kinds of reforms?
- That's all laid out in the Governor's plan.
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- Are you a cyborg?
- Are you a moron?
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You think you're scoring wise-ass points,
and he's plainly fucking with you.
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You've heard the only answer
you're going to hear.
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Learn how this works,
'cause you're driving the rest of us crazy.
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- You can't blame me for trying.
- I am. I'm blaming you for trying.
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Any other questions?
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Can I get 30 minutes
with the candidate today?
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- No. Anything else?
- Lunch will be?
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- Turkey sandwiches.
- Turkey sandwiches.
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Yeah?
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- You can speed-read?
- I hope so.
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Okay, well, I wanted to see if there was
anyone around with a military background.
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Why?
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Eric Sweeney is taking the train in
from Trenton to sit down with me.
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I want to make sure
I don't miss any acronyms.
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- Ah. Jerry, I...
- Why is it so crazy
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that we'd use gas
if our soldiers were in immediate danger?
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For one thing, we destroyed our
chemical weapons after the 1997 CWC accord.
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- The Chemical...
- I know what the CWC is.
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And that process was supposed to be
completed in 2007, but wasn't and hasn't yet.
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We have sarin gas.
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I'm gonna go with you.
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- I want to meet Sweeney.
- Now we're talking. Noon?
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- Come by and get me.
- Good morning.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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- Good.
- All right.
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- You know what opened four days ago?
- What?
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Park51, the Ground Zero mosque.
It turns out the sky didn't fall down.
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- It opened?
- Nobody, including us, covered it.
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I found out by walking in there.
I said, "You guys open?" They said, "Yeah."
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I wonder why people hate the media.
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How did Nina Howard
find out I didn't have the flu?
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I don't know. I'm sorry.
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You gave me a lecture about trusting the staff.
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- I was right.
- Somebody leaked it.
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Nobody on the staff.
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- They were the only ones who knew.
- Nobody on the staff would leak it.
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You see the problem here?
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- Charlie said you're meeting with her.
- I am.
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Would it mean anything
if I told you that was a terrible idea?
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- No.
- What are you gonna say to her?
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I'm gonna ask her
if we can be a little bit human for a day.
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I'm gonna ask her if 9/11
can be declared a scandal-free zone.
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You know,
I had a nice conversation with her once.
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- When?
- When you were in the hospital
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and she told me she knew you were high
the night we got bin Laden.
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She didn't tell me she knew
because Reese had hacked my phone.
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She couldn't, but she expressed remorse.
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We had a connection.
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That's great.
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- And speaking of voice mail...
- We weren't.
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- A little bit.
- No.
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- Tangentially.
- I don't remember.
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"I'm not just saying this because I'm high..."
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Mac.
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- You know what I think?
- What?
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I think you got home
after the bin Laden broadcast,
251
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and for a minute, just a minute,
you forgot that you were mad at me.
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- Listen.
- You forgot for a minute
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that you'd made a pledge
to be mad at me for the rest of your life.
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Let's speak really quietly, okay?
I'm not mad at you.
255
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You didn't dent my fender.
You didn't stand me up for a date.
256
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- I'm not mad at you.
- I know.
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- I'm not your gay best friend.
- God.
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You were back with Brian for four months
while you were with me.
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And you... That's flat... I don't get it.
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Do you wanna see the e-mails you sent me
while you were with him?
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I'm never gonna get it.
So the small favor you can do for me
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is not saying something as inane as,
"You forgot you were mad at me."
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Because sometimes,
you're not as cute as you think you are.
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- You're right.
- I want to know who leaked the story.
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The campaign's happy to announce
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the results of the latest
New Hampshire Journal poll,
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which has Governor Romney in the lead
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with 37% of New Hampshire's
likely Republican voters,
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well ahead of Rick Perry with 18%,
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Ron Paul with 14%,
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then Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain.
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You forgot about
Huntsman, Gingrich and Santorum.
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- And soon you will, too.
- Taylor?
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- We have a new student in class.
- Jim Harper, ACN.
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Jim Harper, ACN.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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When the gay soldier asked his question,
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did Will McAvoy expect the candidates
to waterboard each member of the audience
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until they admitted to exercising
their First Amendment rights?
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- I doubt it.
- What did he expect?
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I guess for at least one of them,
perhaps the front runner,
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to tell the audience that he wasn't interested
in the votes of anyone who was booing.
283
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Not for nothing,
but he'd have won the election that night.
284
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- How long have you been covering politics?
- Almost two weeks.
285
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Right.
286
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What is your question, Jim?
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In the past, Governor Romney said that his
proudest accomplishment in public service
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was bringing health care reform
to Massachusetts.
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I've been to 28 events in 11 days,
and he hasn't brought that up.
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- And your question?
- We're really gonna do this?
291
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- Has anyone on the bus asked why?
- No. Thank God you got here.
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- Taylor, why is it...
- Governor Romney is very proud
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of his accomplishments in Massachusetts
with regard to health care.
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But his plan is nothing like ObamaCare,
295
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which the Governor has promised to repeal
on his first day in office.
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- What exactly are the differences?
- All right, that's it, guys.
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- One more question?
- Sure.
298
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What do you expect us to report tonight?
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The Governor was in good spirits today
300
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as the campaign touted the results
of the latest New Hampshire Journal poll...
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A new poll has the Romney campaign
feeling good about its chances...
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And a senior campaign spokesperson
reiterating the candidate's pledge
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that a President Romney
would repeal ObamaCare...
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...and expressing no expectation of surges
from Huntsman, Gingrich or Santorum.
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With the Romney campaign in Concord,
I'm Jim Harper, ACN.
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I was stationed
with a MARSOC unit in J-bad.
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Marine Special Operations Command
in Jalalabad.
308
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- I know.
- Intel had location on Marine POWs
309
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who'd been separated
from their unit three days earlier
310
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during a firefight in the Hindu Kush.
311
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They'd been smuggled across the border.
312
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Pakistani Taliban intended to sell them
to al-Qaeda for propaganda purposes.
313
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You mean like,
"Hey, look, we got some Americans"?
314
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I mean like, "Hey, look, we beheaded some."
315
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We had to get to them before
they moved again, or else we'd lose them.
316
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The target was a village inside the FATA.
317
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- What were you told to expect?
- Taliban fighters.
318
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Potentially, Pakistani QRF
responding to our border invasion.
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Quick Reaction Force.
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We ran rehearsals for 48 hours.
That's when things got different.
321
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What was different?
322
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We were practicing in full MOPP gear.
Mission oriented protective posture.
323
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- It's like a hazmat suit.
- I know.
324
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Two helos, 15 operators each.
We cross into Pakistan. No IDs, no dog tags.
325
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- Without permission?
- I'm not the guy who gets permission.
326
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Two helos. Any backup?
327
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It was two years ago.
328
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I think I remember
we asked for an AC-130 Spectre gunship
329
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to loiter on the Afghanistan side, but either
it didn't get authorized, or it didn't show up.
330
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The 60s had.50-cal door guns.
AH-1s had rockets on the skids.
331
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AH-1s are Cobras.
332
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We had a few guys carrying
new HE rounds for the M203s, M79s.
333
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We got on board at 0400
and were on the target before dawn.
334
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- HE is...
- High explosive.
335
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- Everything all right here?
- We're good, thank you.
336
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,799
Amy, could you do me a favor and not
seat anyone nearby if you don't have to?
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Yeah.
338
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Things went bad right away.
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You want to make God laugh,
tell him you rehearsed for an extraction.
340
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A bunch of fighters come out of the hills
as soon as we land,
341
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and I'm sorry for the language, ma'am,
342
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but there was a shit-ton of civilians in
the village and we weren't prepared for that.
343
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,150
The helos started laying down
white phosphorus to cover us.
344
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,273
You're saying you shot white phosphorus?
345
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Yes, ma'am.
346
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,073
White phosphorus?
347
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,152
- What does it do?
- Depends how you use it.
348
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I thought we were using it for cover.
349
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Then one of the choppers
fired a missile right near us.
350
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We're going door-to-door
looking for our guys.
351
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,552
All of a sudden,
I'm tripping over people screaming.
352
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,075
Women, children,
boils and burns on their faces.
353
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,913
Some of them passed out.
I hadn't seen anything like it.
354
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,754
A couple of my buddies grabbed our guys
out of a hole in one of the houses,
355
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,719
hit 'em with an atropine, dragged them
to the helos, and we all got out of there.
356
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,440
So later, I'm talking to the crew,
and I ask them about the weapons package.
357
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,638
Why did the white phosphorous do that?
The guy said it wasn't white phosphorous.
358
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,598
I said, "Well, what was it?"
359
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,358
He said, "Sarin."
360
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,873
Would you write down as many names
as you can remember, please?
361
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,353
Am I about to be murdered?
362
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,558
You look good, Nina.
363
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,600
Are you sure the AWM executive dining room
is the safest place to meet?
364
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,114
I am. I've had it closed.
365
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,635
You came in through the freight entrance
and rode the elevator alone
366
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,157
except for this gentleman, who's a former
New York City police detective.
367
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,914
- You have that kind of muscle?
- Right now, you have that kind of muscle.
368
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,480
But I don't want to talk to you
about power today.
369
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,632
I want to talk to you about something else.
Come on over and sit down.
370
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,394
- Would you like a mimosa?
- What?
371
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,119
- Champagne and orange juice.
- I know what it is.
372
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,272
Pierre, a mimosa for Miss Howard, please.
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No pulp, correct?
374
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,120
- Yes.
- I learned that on Facebook.
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00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,714
- No pulp.
- Right away.
376
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,952
- Is his name really Pierre?
- No.
377
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,394
- What's going on?
- I'm glad you asked.
378
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,994
I think anybody would have.
379
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,790
You can start a revolution, Nina.
You can fire the shot heard 'round the world.
380
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,712
And that's an apt analogy,
381
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,269
because no one knows
which side the guy was on who fired the shot.
382
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,194
But nonetheless, it led to a revolution
that it was good that we won.
383
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,316
- Will.
- Yeah?
384
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,995
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- I didn't have the flu.
385
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,630
We felt that with the controversy created
by my remarks about the Tea Party,
386
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,997
the 9/11 anniversary coverage
should be handled by someone else.
387
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:44,235
And so Sloan Sabbith and Elliot Hirsch
anchored, and I pretended to have the flu.
388
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,800
You forgot to say we're off the record.
389
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,190
We're not. We're on the record.
390
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,392
Why are you being this way?
391
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,596
Wayne.
392
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,117
- Dear God.
- Yep.
393
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,433
I don't believe in censorship,
but I'm a big believer in self-censorship.
394
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,840
You've got a scoop.
395
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,719
You can write a story
that embarrasses me and the network,
396
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,951
or you can say that's all the story is.
397
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,829
You can say,
"I've had a belly full of this bullying bullshit."
398
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,640
You're financially secure?
You've invested wisely?
399
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,837
I invested in my parents' will.
400
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,231
- So you don't need the $250?
- I'd get a lot more than $250.
401
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,552
Sorry, you don't need the $275.
402
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:33,272
Did Reese or Leona Lansing take you off
the anniversary, or did you do it voluntarily?
403
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,917
Charlie Skinner took me off.
404
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,719
And I get that's where the story is,
405
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,912
but, Nina, are we okay with
being Mean Girls and Heathers
406
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,640
and whatever the male equivalent of that is?
407
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,154
- Lord of the Flies.
- Lord of the Flies.
408
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,994
Well, in Lord of the Flies...
Sure, yes, Lord of the Flies.
409
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,799
9/11 is a sacred day.
410
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,600
- Maybe that could be the one day...
- All right.
411
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,160
- What?
- I won't run it.
412
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,430
Seriously?
413
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,592
I liked that you told me the truth when
I asked if you took yourself off voluntarily.
414
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,160
- You did?
- Yeah.
415
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,230
So it worked?
416
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,831
Wow. We... Look at that.
417
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:19,149
Okay, well, enjoy the rest of your mimosa
and that'll... That's that.
418
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,799
- That's that.
- All right.
419
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,758
- Okay.
- Okay.
420
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:44,037
Do you think you'd like to go out sometime
to dinner or a movie on a date with me?
421
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,874
I'd love to, but I won't.
422
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,035
Okay.
423
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,109
All right.
424
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,157
I'm sorry, you'd love to, but you won't?
425
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:59,031
You've forgotten that I heard the voice mail
that you left for MacKenzie.
426
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,270
Right.
427
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,355
The voice mail I left...
428
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,319
Wayne, could you stop playing for a minute?
We're good.
429
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,390
I would love to go out with you.
430
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,790
I wanted to go out with you
New Year's Eve a year ago,
431
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,351
the first time that you told me
that you had no respect for me and what I do.
432
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,000
- But you're in love with MacKenzie.
- I'm not.
433
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,549
I was years ago, but we just work together.
434
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:22,396
Now, I like her, I depend on her, she's my EP,
but she runs my show and that's it.
435
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,470
The message said...
436
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,914
- You don't have to say what it said.
- It said...
437
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,676
- It's all right.
- It said, "Hey, Mac, it's me.
438
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,595
"Look, I'm not just saying this
because I'm high.
439
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,560
"I've never stopped loving you.
You were spectacular tonight."
440
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,957
Then there's a pause and you say,
"Can you believe we got Obama?"
441
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,117
- I meant bin Laden.
- Yeah, I know.
442
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,476
- And that was a long time ago.
- It was May.
443
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,836
I'd eaten two massive,
444
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,071
we're off the record now, cookies laced with...
445
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,436
- I know. I know.
- We'd been on the air till 4:00 a.m.
446
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,359
I had adrenaline and THC
coursing through my, you know...
447
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,470
- Brain?
- Yes!
448
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,119
I don't know
what courses through your brain,
449
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,837
but I listened to that voice mail
100 times before I destroyed it,
450
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,480
and that message was the real thing.
451
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,350
Didn't you ever wonder
why she didn't call you back?
452
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,590
You guys erased the message.
453
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,512
Well, you didn't know that at the time.
454
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,240
You know, I thought...
455
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,233
- What, you thought she'd moved on?
- Uh-huh.
456
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,959
You're an idiot.
457
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,350
Yeah.
458
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,430
So, no to the date,
but I thought everything else went really well.
459
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,596
Mm-hmm.
460
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,071
Welcome to the high ground
in McAvoy's team of champions.
461
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,516
And thank you.
462
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,072
The guy's paid for an hour, so...
463
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,514
Okay.
464
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,355
It was nice of you to destroy the message.
465
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,360
They'll take you back down
when you're ready.
466
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,918
You asked him
to tell you classified information and he did?
467
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,196
- I know.
- Whistle-blowers can be patriots.
468
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,999
And he doesn't remember the date?
469
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,720
He remembers it was around March 9th, 2009.
470
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,393
Do you remember dates from two years ago?
471
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,110
I would if I dropped sarin gas on a small town.
472
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,999
- And he said they shot white phosphorus?
- Yeah.
473
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,073
If they shot white phosphorus
into an enclosed area,
474
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,039
that alone would be chemical warfare.
Just the white phosphorus.
475
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,992
- What about his discharge?
- Honorable.
476
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,959
- Has he talked to anyone else?
- No, just me. Us.
477
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,236
- Why?
- Nobody's asked.
478
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,356
That's a bullshit answer.
479
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,159
- No, it's not.
- It is.
480
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,391
- Did his hands shake or were they steady?
- Steady.
481
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,154
He remembered a lot of details
and his story sounded a little rehearsed.
482
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,469
- Didn't to me.
- No criminal record
483
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,880
and we're checking his credit.
484
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,553
Guy owes money on a Jet Ski,
we're not gonna believe him?
485
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,600
I've never flown an MH-60, but the old Hueys
couldn't handle that altitude, right?
486
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,836
He said it was a Black Hawk?
487
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,151
Black Hawks
are what we sent in to get bin Laden.
488
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,197
Abbottabad is 4,000 feet above sea level,
489
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,636
and most of the villages in Waziristan
are over 9,000.
490
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,598
That's pretty thin air for rotating blades.
491
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,239
Maybe it wasn't a Black Hawk,
492
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,437
or maybe, excuse me,
we're not experts in military helicopters.
493
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,160
- She is.
- I'm not.
494
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,840
Well, obviously, you have to follow up.
495
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,355
Just do it quietly and carefully.
496
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,432
We understand we're talking about
an impeachable offense.
497
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,591
- It's a war crime.
- We've committed them before.
498
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,036
I know. I was there.
499
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,114
- Just can you give us a second?
- Yeah.
500
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,155
Do you believe this story?
501
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,357
I mean, you can't possibly believe this story.
502
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,352
No.
503
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,717
But what if someone else confirms?
At what point do we have to take it seriously?
504
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,395
We'll never find that out.
505
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,239
All right.
506
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,274
I'm commandeering
this desk clump right here.
507
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,551
Anyone who works here,
move your stuff someplace else.
508
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,553
Martin, Tamara, Tess, you're working with me.
Maggie.
509
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,472
- Yeah?
- You're on this team.
510
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,552
We're splitting this list into five sections,
511
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,872
and we don't stop
until we have tracked down every name on it.
512
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,156
All right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
513
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,720
I'm gonna brief you. Everybody huddle up.
514
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,920
Jerry, this is something they and you do
when they and you have nothing else to do.
515
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,037
Rundown meeting.
516
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,157
I'll brief everyone after.
517
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,358
- How was the doctor?
- I'm good to go.
518
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,636
I could swallow a petri dish full of smallpox,
519
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,076
and my immune system
would laugh the laugh of the righteous.
520
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,594
- Malaria?
- Covered.
521
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,593
- Mefloquine or doxycycline?
- I'm not sure.
522
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,151
You want to be sure
because mefloquine has possible side effects.
523
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,436
- Mefloquine.
- I told you to get the doxycycline.
524
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,876
Yes, but one of them is
for people with fair skin, and that's me.
525
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,519
Do you know
what the possible side effects are?
526
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,590
Nope.
527
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,955
Check it out.
528
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,597
All right, around the table.
529
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,070
The court's gonna rule on the ACA
early next year.
530
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,277
Justice is declining to appeal
to the Eleventh Circuit.
531
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,239
Saudi Arabian women
will be given the right to vote in 2015.
532
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,913
Romney's meeting with Trump tomorrow.
533
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,640
- Oh, my God!
- There it is.
534
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,509
- "Depression, confusion, hallucinations..."
- Yeah.
535
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,634
"Severe vomiting, suicidal thoughts,
homicidal thoughts and extreme fear."
536
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,757
Easy enough to understand
where the extreme fear comes from.
537
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,674
- Anything else?
- "Itching."
538
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,036
I'm gonna be itchy
while I'm confused and hallucinating.
539
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,511
If at all possible, have the suicidal thoughts
before the homicidal thoughts.
540
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,636
Didn't you get the same thing?
541
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,440
I got the doxycycline.
I don't have fair skin, just soft skin.
542
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,354
- Does doxycycline have side effects?
- Sun sensitivity.
543
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,590
Okay.
544
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,639
Don't take it.
Go back and tell them you want the doxy.
545
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,075
You already took it.
546
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,278
I can feel my mood changing. I can feel it.
It's happening right now.
547
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,431
- Let's keep going.
- There's Friday's address at the UN
548
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,796
by Mahmoud Abbas
pressing the case for Palestinian...
549
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,997
Shut up, Martin. The UN can go to hell.
550
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,391
The drug takes about a week to kick in.
551
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,597
- When did you take the pill?
- Ten minutes ago.
552
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,037
- So...
- I'm confused and experiencing extreme fear.
553
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,430
Uh-huh. Keep going.
554
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,239
The Conrad Murray trial begins tomorrow.
555
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,717
That's 30 seconds buried deep somewhere,
preferably when we're in a commercial.
556
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,393
- Good afternoon.
- How'd it go?
557
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,516
I have two things to say.
558
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,719
People are fundamentally good,
and who the fuck leaked I wasn't sick on 9/11?
559
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,110
Everyone's gonna close their eyes,
including me,
560
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,999
and the person who couldn't keep
their mouth shut is gonna raise their hand.
561
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,878
That wouldn't work.
That doesn't make any sense.
562
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,316
- Can I ask something?
- Sure, this meeting's off the rails.
563
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,995
Saturday, the day before yesterday,
there was an OWS march.
564
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,719
It didn't make it to the 2:00 rundown.
565
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,191
- Was it out this morning at 11:00?
- Yes. I put it up this morning at 11:00.
566
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,795
There was a march through
the Financial District that was interrupted
567
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,952
by the NYPD using excessive force
and pepper spray without being provoked.
568
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,716
I saw the film. I don't know.
Maybe. If there's time.
569
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,360
There's time right there
where Mitt Romney meets Donald Trump.
570
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,079
We're totally doing that story.
571
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,516
And seriously,
when I find out which one of your roommates,
572
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,150
which one of your boyfriends,
which one of your baristas gave me up,
573
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,153
I know some of you have
special relationships with your baristas.
574
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,551
I don't understand that part of the world,
but I am gonna own somebody here.
575
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,711
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
576
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,393
How are you even supposed to know
if you're delusional?
577
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:00,157
This was a colossal waste of time,
so I'm going to try meeting with graphics.
578
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,270
Mac.
579
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,279
I'm sorry about this morning.
I don't know where that came from.
580
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,640
I know where it came from, but still...
581
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,959
Honestly, I'm impressed
it doesn't happen more.
582
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,157
Impressed is the wrong word.
583
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,078
I can't think of the right word.
584
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,516
That's okay.
585
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,398
- Anyway...
- All right.
586
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,596
Nothing on the march
in New York on Saturday.
587
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,399
A friend of mine in the newsroom's
gonna lose it.
588
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,517
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
589
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,359
Tequila!
590
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,671
What does that do for you,
shouting "tequila"?
591
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,955
How does that enhance the experience?
592
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,838
- I don't know.
- Until you do...
593
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,593
- Stop?
- Yeah.
594
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,194
- What was the girl's name?
- It doesn't matter.
595
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,112
It does because
I don't want to accidentally use her real name
596
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,429
when I'm writing the story in my blog.
597
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,432
- Don't write it in your blog.
- "Tales From the Trail."
598
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,476
Write about Romney.
599
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,756
When Romney jumps off
a Sex and the City tour bus to chase a girl,
600
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,513
I'll definitely write about it.
Now, what was her name?
601
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,751
Guys, I think Jim
would like a little space on this.
602
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,797
- We can just leave it alone.
- Thank you.
603
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,633
- What was her name?
- Maggie.
604
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,713
Her name is Maggie.
605
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,154
How did you know that?
606
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,709
You've called me Maggie twice
since you got here.
607
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,910
Ooh!
608
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,230
Tequila!
609
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,277
- Cameron.
- Thirty minutes with the candidate?
610
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,033
- Yeah.
- Nope.
611
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,593
Come on in.
612
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,912
Okay, so what are you...
What's happening here?
613
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,640
I started by putting tires on my chair.
614
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,359
Tires?
615
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,113
Little tires. They go on your chair.
616
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,754
They give you better traction
to zip around the room.
617
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,274
And then there were some parts
that were squeaking,
618
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,033
so I got some WD-40 and here I am.
619
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,833
Are you gonna be able to
put this back together?
620
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,673
Yeah, I'm good with my hands.
I'm handy, mechanical.
621
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,399
What can I do for you?
622
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,994
I'm having a tough time with Zane.
623
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,673
Aren't you always having
a tough time with him?
624
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,433
Not because of me. I'm delightful.
625
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,670
Here's the thing.
626
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,796
Lockheed is a good buy right now
627
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,600
because they make the Hellfire missile,
which is shot out of a Predator drone.
628
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,353
I'm advising my viewers not to buy the stock.
629
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,430
You just said it was a good buy.
630
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,874
It's a great buy if you like money.
631
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,280
But you think it's an immoral stock.
632
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,352
- I do. You know why?
- Yeah, 'cause they make drone missiles.
633
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,396
You get me.
634
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,034
And Zane doesn't want you
to go on the air and say that.
635
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,110
That's close.
636
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,192
You already went on the air and said it,
and now Zane's pissed.
637
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,236
That's exactly it, yeah.
638
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,198
Okay, personally, I think that
your position is commendable,
639
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,680
but you have to listen to your EP.
640
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,716
- Okay.
- All right.
641
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,234
- And one more thing.
- Yeah?
642
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,390
I'm pretty sure I'm the leak.
643
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,949
- Say again?
- Will not having the flu.
644
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,714
I'm pretty sure I'm the leak. I'm the leak.
645
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,111
- How'd that happen?
- A guy invited me to a wedding.
646
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,873
When I was told
I would be doing the 9/11 coverage,
647
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,320
I had to tell him why
I couldn't go to the wedding,
648
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,959
and I could tell he didn't quite believe me,
649
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,475
so I had to make
a very convincing and detailed case
650
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,631
because I told him before
Will didn't get the flu.
651
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,116
- You see my point?
- Yeah.
652
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,270
A guy invited you to a wedding?
653
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,397
Just a friend.
That's not important information.
654
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,075
How'd the story have gotten
from the wedding guy to Nina Howard?
655
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,755
- Nina has a book agent.
- Yeah?
656
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,911
The wedding guy was...
You told Nina Howard's agent?
657
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,196
In my defense,
I was accused of lying to get out of a date.
658
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,397
- That's a terrible defense.
- I agree, so what would you do?
659
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,836
- Don't say a word to Will.
- Just tell Will the truth, right?
660
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,596
Okay, I'll do it your way
while I'm formulating another plan.
661
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,239
- Run that plan by me first, okay?
- Yeah.
662
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,118
Thanks for agreeing with me
on the immoral stock.
663
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,796
And I in no way think that this here
is a reaction to your breakup with Maggie.
664
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,600
Well, you were gonna go to a wedding
with a book agent for no reason at all,
665
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,955
and book agents beat their wives.
666
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,515
I don't think they do.
667
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,320
- Ask around.
- I will.
668
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,834
- Taylor.
- Jim.
669
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,277
In June, Governor Romney said,
"I believe the world is getting warmer,
670
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,272
"and I believe humans
have contributed to that."
671
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,432
Last week he said,
"Do I think the world is getting hotter?
672
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,359
"Yeah. I don't know
if it's caused mostly by humans."
673
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,312
What new information
raised doubts for the Governor?
674
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,000
Governor Romney isn't willing to
spend trillions of dollars
675
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,958
on something he doesn't know the answer to.
676
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,440
Got it, but that wasn't my question.
677
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,718
In June, this last June,
102 days ago, the Governor...
678
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,632
Asked and answered, Jim.
679
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,356
I read some of your stuff
last night in my room.
680
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,798
That's a little creepy.
Especially in the quiet voice you're using.
681
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,633
You know, I'm trying to compliment you.
682
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,110
I thought they were really good,
except for the parts that weren't.
683
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,192
And you've been kind of nasty to me
since I got here.
684
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,511
Because we live here and you're visiting.
685
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,717
You're slumming it.
You're a senior studio producer
686
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,520
and you come up here like Captain America
thinking you're gonna school us.
687
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,115
None of that is true.
And some of you need to be schooled.
688
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,755
- This is my third presidential campaign.
- Your third?
689
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,480
I took my junior year off from college
to cover Kerry.
690
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,676
Why'd you leave the Denver Post?
691
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,831
Because once McCain
got the nomination four years later,
692
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,832
I was replaced by someone
with more experience
693
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,917
who didn't ask questions I wanted answers to.
694
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,673
- Like what?
- Like women's issues.
695
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,549
- Choice?
- Yeah. Choice is the only women's issue.
696
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,120
And it's just a women's issue
697
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,556
because we all got pregnant reading
Lady Chatterley's Lover.
698
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,749
- So you started your own website...
- With an investor.
699
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,400
To make sure you didn't get bigfooted
once Romney gets the nomination...
700
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,510
To write in my own voice.
701
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,716
And ask the questions
you wanted answers to.
702
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,756
Yeah.
703
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,752
How's that part been going?
704
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,994
I'm starting to understand
why Maggie was running so fast.
705
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,595
I was hoping you could run a couple names
through your VA database for me.
706
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,478
Yes, I'm trying to reach
Humboldt County Records.
707
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,396
Marines, probably Special Ops, MARSOC,
and stationed in or near J-bad.
708
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,279
We have one source
and we're trying to get the next.
709
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,080
Can you tell me, have you ever
heard the name Operation Genoa?
710
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,231
- Genoa.
- We should be checking Twitter, too.
711
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,676
- You think somebody saw it?
- Somebody saw us getting bin Laden.
712
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,951
- I don't know. I'm a ticking time bomb.
- That was in... Thank you.
713
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,238
That was in a suburban neighborhood.
This is in the middle of a pile of rocks.
714
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,837
I'd be amazed if a village in North Waziristan
has cell service, let alone Twitter users.
715
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,718
They have cell service.
716
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,995
How do we search every tweet
717
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,596
that was posted in the area
sometime around March 2009?
718
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,356
You're gonna use something called Topsy.
It narrows the area and the dates.
719
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,955
And you're gonna need a translator,
either Urdu or Pashto.
720
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,111
I'll get on it.
721
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:09,191
You should have today's talking points in
your e-mail, but I will just reiterate them here.
722
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,876
Governor Romney's
very proud of his 59-point jobs plan.
723
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,191
We've named it Day One, Job One,
724
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:20,719
and it will lower the unemployment rate
from President Obama's 9.1 to 5.9,
725
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,757
creating 12 million new jobs.
726
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,069
Everybody have that?
727
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,480
- Taylor?
- Jim.
728
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,920
Moody's released a report
729
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,072
saying that 12 million new jobs
will be created in the next four years
730
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,640
no matter who the president is.
731
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:32,915
Does the Governor
have any comment on that?
732
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,597
The Governor's 59-point jobs plan will create
12 million new jobs in his first term,
733
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,990
cutting the unemployment rate almost in half.
734
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,959
5.9 isn't almost half of 9.1,
735
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,316
and Moody's says
that no matter who the president is...
736
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,313
We think it matters very much
who the president is.
737
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,754
- Follow up?
- Yes.
738
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,275
Is there somebody inside you
operating you with controls?
739
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,478
Good one, Jim.
740
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,552
Day One, Job One.
741
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,160
Governor Romney
was in Portsmouth today
742
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,833
to introduce his economic plan,
743
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,879
promising to cut unemployment almost in half
with his 59-point jobs proposal.
744
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,679
Touting his experience in the private sector,
745
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,229
today found the former CEO
campaigning in Portsmouth,
746
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,313
where Governor Romney unveiled
his Day One, Job One plan
747
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,512
that would add 12 million new jobs
in his first term.
748
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,954
The 59-point proposal
749
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,590
promises to cut President Obama's
unemployment rate nearly in half.
750
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,192
You know, Jim, if you'd open up a little,
we could have, like, a bond or something.
751
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,000
Embeds bond on the road.
And there's a lot of sex.
752
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,958
- For who?
- Players gotta play.
753
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,030
- With who?
- Whom.
754
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,554
Shut the fuck up, that's with whom.
755
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,075
- Jim, are you feeling me?
- I really hope not.
756
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,674
You can't force a bond.
757
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,200
It happens in every road movie.
758
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,920
Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.
Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin.
759
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,480
Which one of those guys are you?
760
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,358
Bing and Dean.
And you can be Dorothy Lamour.
761
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,794
I didn't pack my sarong.
762
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,553
I'll buy you a sarong if you'll wear it.
763
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,915
I'll sew you a sarong if you'll wear it.
764
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,753
You're not wearing a sarong.
765
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,560
- So just you?
- Nobody's wearing a sarong.
766
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,715
You got one.
767
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:14,033
- Your guy can't just e-mail the translations?
- He doesn't like e-mail.
768
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,157
- Why?
- I didn't follow up.
769
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:22,430
Wazir_teacher tweets,
"Uncle just intro me to #Misbah-ul-Haq!"
770
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,954
Find out who Misbah-ul-Haq is.
771
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,838
Hang on.
772
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,589
He's a cricket player.
773
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,393
Keep calling.
774
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,790
Get this guy to translate faster.
775
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,397
Neal, listen, I need you to give serious
and immediate attention to the website.
776
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,440
- Are we down? I would have been alerted.
- No, it's up and running, but it's not...
777
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,830
The blog isn't accomplishing what it should.
778
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,836
And even though I can't tell you specifically
what to change, I want a complete overhaul.
779
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,276
I see, you're doing a topical satire of OWS.
780
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,431
Well, I'm not willing to say
exactly what I'm doing,
781
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,715
because I don't want it corrupted
by the media.
782
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,756
It's a good joke.
783
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,117
And while I am the boss, we don't have
"leaders," so there's really no one...
784
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,998
Can I show you something?
785
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,040
We experienced a massive failure
of our banking system,
786
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,635
which devastated the lives
of millions of people, right?
787
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:14,794
Protesters marched last Saturday
and got pepper sprayed by the police.
788
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,190
This is the Fox coverage, which was about...
789
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,799
Does pepper spray hurt?
790
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,836
Now you see...
791
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,311
Then I guess the pepper spray happens
right there and the women go down.
792
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,869
Arthur, I don't know.
I see these women screaming.
793
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,633
It's like they've been shot in the face.
794
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,473
Now, listen,
I've never been pepper sprayed in the face,
795
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,472
but there's got to be an argument
796
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,156
that they're being overly dramatic,
that they're playing it up for the cameras.
797
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,358
And that very well may be the fact.
It's just so hard...
798
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,875
- That wasn't a great report.
- It was better than our nothing.
799
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,795
Neal, the incoherence,
the hand signals and the nonsense,
800
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,599
these guys don't make it easy.
801
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,234
I think...
802
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,630
I really feel that by fixating on...
803
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,313
And one of your Occupy idiots
804
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,996
jumped in front of the cab in front of me
in an Uncle Sam costume this morning
805
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,992
and we slammed into a honey wagon.
806
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,878
I walked the other 14 blocks in the rain.
807
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,350
Do you know what happens
to my shoes in the rain?
808
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,874
- Was anyone hurt?
- Yes.
809
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,839
But incredibly,
not the guy in the Uncle Sam costume.
810
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,639
- Mac...
- OWS does nothing for me.
811
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:13,714
Their disdain for leadership is producing,
surprise, no leaders.
812
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,359
- If that's their worst crime...
- No, it's not.
813
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,750
Their worst crime
is making the Tea Party look good.
814
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,354
How can you say...
815
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,480
I can say that because there are 87 members
of the Tea Party who write laws now
816
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,791
and OWS has a cardboard library.
817
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,190
You think you need to convince me
this is serious?
818
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,760
It is and they're blowing it.
819
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,194
They made themselves the punch line, not us.
820
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,999
- Can't you get past the punch line?
- No.
821
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,436
Well, it probably helps that...
822
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,358
- What?
- Nothing.
823
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,476
Probably helps that what?
824
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,598
That the shoes you walked 14 blocks in
cost $1,200.
825
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,760
- Okay, that was spunky.
- I didn't mean to imply...
826
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,719
- Yes, you did.
- Yeah, I did.
827
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,472
Here we go, then.
828
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,238
Find me a bright, articulate, informed
representative of the pajama party,
829
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,394
and I will give them five minutes
of national prime time air with Will McAvoy.
830
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,800
You will?
831
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,391
Yes, but you should warn him or her that
he or she is gonna get their limbs torn off.
832
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,039
This was a big one and they fucked it up.
833
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,349
Don't get me a tomato can.
834
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,238
I want him to beat the shit out of
the best they've got.
835
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,720
But he'll be fair?
836
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,315
He's a lot of things, man,
but has he ever been unfair?
837
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,031
If I don't get a name soon,
I'm just gonna start randomly firing people!
838
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,679
I mean in real life.
839
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,353
No.
840
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,079
You're in the batter's box now, brother.
841
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,640
You brought my shoes into it.
842
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,000
Got it.
843
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,675
Thank you.
844
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:46,994
AzizaAfgala.
"Tea, talk, more tea, more talk. #Villagelife."
845
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,232
If I ask nicely,
you think your translator could take longer?
846
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,832
- Excuse me.
- Sorry about this.
847
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,274
Hey, Zane, Sloan.
848
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,589
What's with your chair?
849
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,478
It was squeaky and now he's fixed it.
850
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,597
- Is there something wrong?
- Yeah, I would appreciate it
851
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,115
if you would let me produce my show
and you produce your show.
852
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,396
I don't give Elliot notes behind your back,
in front of your back.
853
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,678
- He didn't give me notes.
- You came to me and said Don Keefer agrees.
854
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,399
- He did agree.
- That's giving you notes.
855
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,437
- This is our discussion.
- Do I need to be here for it?
856
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,510
It's Market Wrap-Up.
857
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,876
Just tell people what happened today,
what to do tomorrow.
858
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,117
We are not talking about drones.
859
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,238
If you're gonna speak to me like that,
you really should get me a chew toy.
860
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,357
- I would like an apology.
- I'm sorry.
861
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,590
- For what?
- I don't know.
862
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,160
This is not the first time this has happened.
863
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,959
You put shit in her head.
864
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,717
Zane, she's got 50 IQ points on both of us.
There's nothing I can put in her head.
865
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,077
Now, can I suggest that we all just...
866
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,711
It's the new tires.
867
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,237
It's my understanding
that Sloan's advice to consumers
868
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,635
was that they'd make money off the stock.
869
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,996
- But that they shouldn't buy it.
- If they have a problem with drones.
870
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,275
Which I thought was good information.
871
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,192
- And that's what he said.
- Yes, but not the only thing I said.
872
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,919
- He did say something else.
- And what was that?
873
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,674
That I have to do what my EP tells me to,
but I thought that was bad advice.
874
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,831
I thought you were one for two on advice,
which ain't bad.
875
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,513
- Sloan.
- Zane, I'm telling people where
876
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,671
the fucking money comes from,
and if you have a problem with that,
877
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,229
you should speak to the president
of the news division, Charlie Skinner.
878
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,391
And if you ever lead me by the wrist
through that newsroom again,
879
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,837
I'm gonna take out each of your goddamn
knuckles with a ball peen hammer.
880
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,032
God damn it!
881
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,633
All right.
882
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,280
So I'm gonna go tell Will it was me.
883
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,675
Yeah, I know. You want me to come with you?
884
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,434
Will isn't as scary as people...
Yes, because I think if there's a witness...
885
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,670
Yeah.
886
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,960
Getting to Mars isn't the problem.
887
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,793
We know how to get to Mars. It's getting back.
888
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,316
- So here's what I'd do...
- Come in.
889
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,429
Charlie's here for this, too.
That's exactly what I was hoping for.
890
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,159
Here for what?
891
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,080
I'm pretty sure I was the leak.
892
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,076
Really?
893
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,310
I was supposed to go
to a wedding with a guy,
894
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,754
and I would have been out on the 11th,
895
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,877
and when I found out I was going on,
I told him.
896
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,759
So he knew you were off
before you got the flu.
897
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,997
And it turns out
the guy's Nina Howard's book agent.
898
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,197
You told Nina's book agent?
899
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,634
I didn't know he was her agent at the time.
900
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,440
I knew he was an agent,
but it wasn't until I googled him...
901
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,079
- Why'd you google him?
- You know, after drinks.
902
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,640
- You had drinks?
- This part doesn't matter.
903
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,359
- It matters to me a little.
- Why?
904
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,954
I'm not sure.
905
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,872
- Wait, this is wrong.
- I know.
906
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,872
What do we think
the appropriate punishment should be?
907
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,634
I think certainly
she should be mocked relentlessly.
908
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:34,240
You said Nina asked you if you took yourself
off voluntarily, or if Reese or Leona did it.
909
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,350
And you told her that I took you off.
910
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,194
And she said
she liked that you told her the truth.
911
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,270
Yeah?
912
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,875
How did she know you were telling the truth?
913
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,832
Did you tell the wedding guy
who took Will off?
914
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,957
No. In fact,
I wouldn't have been able to because...
915
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,679
Because Will told everyone
it was his decision.
916
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,792
- Son de la bitch.
- Are you kidding me?
917
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,317
Get it out of the safe.
I want him to hear the branch creak.
918
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,390
What's going on?
919
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,870
Guys, we thank you for your help.
920
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,680
But at this point, we must go alone.
921
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,433
- I wasn't the leak?
- No.
922
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,910
- All right.
- You still couldn't keep your mouth shut.
923
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,992
- Just open the safe.
- I am.
924
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,800
- Did you forget the combination?
- No.
925
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,360
It's right...
926
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,671
Then past the original.
927
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,479
- Oh, God.
- Do you know what's going on?
928
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,516
I do, but I'm not telling you
929
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,829
because you went out for drinks
with a book agent.
930
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,400
I had to make up
for canceling on the wedding.
931
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,516
When you get married and he yells at you
932
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,671
for not liking
the new unabridged edition of Peer Gynt,
933
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,716
- don't come...
934
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,598
- Got it!
- All right.
935
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,471
Will.
936
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,074
We ride.
937
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,999
"Karzai accuses us. Zardari accuses them.
938
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,478
"We're all Pashtun."
939
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,873
- Can we see him?
- I'll see if he's...
940
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,440
Good.
941
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,911
Did you tell Nina Howard
that I didn't have the flu
942
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,151
and that Charlie took me off
the anniversary coverage?
943
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,196
Come on in.
944
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,079
- Did you tell Nina Howard...
- Yes.
945
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,196
I'm sorry?
946
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,273
Yes, I did. Anything else?
947
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,999
Why?
948
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,072
I didn't like that you blackmailed me.
949
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,431
I didn't like that you blackmailed
my mother and this company.
950
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,638
I don't like the condescension
or that I'm an object of derision for you.
951
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:33,633
I don't like that you average 1.5 a night
when you could be getting two million.
952
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,393
I don't like the trouble
you cause the rest of the company
953
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,073
when you gleefully and arrogantly insult
954
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,595
anyone who doesn't conform
to your certainty.
955
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,752
I don't like...
Was that enough? You need more?
956
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,240
- You did it just to do it?
- Yep.
957
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,152
You didn't care
how it made the company look?
958
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,230
We look great.
959
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,074
We look like we're sensitive to the situation.
Or we were gonna anyway.
960
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,153
Somehow, you got her to kill the piece,
so I'll have to leak it to someone else.
961
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,310
- No.
- Yeah.
962
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,595
'Cause we did blackmail you.
963
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,469
It wasn't bluster when I said I don't care.
I don't care.
964
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,075
- Your mother cares.
- Mrs. Lansing is more than happy
965
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,278
to let me handle
extremely low-level problems, like the tape,
966
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,158
which we all know
you're never gonna play for anyone.
967
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,674
I've met you halfway.
968
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,798
I've cared about numbers.
I cared about SOPA when you asked me to.
969
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,395
- But we had an arrangement.
- You had an arrangement.
970
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,474
Maybe you need to be reminded
what's on here.
971
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,030
Hang on.
972
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,877
- Did you press...
- Yeah.
973
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,956
I think I... Wait.
974
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,633
Fast-forward.
975
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,671
- What the hell, Will?
- What? Me? It was on record.
976
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,320
- Didn't you listen to it?
- Did I what?
977
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,436
Did you listen to it?
978
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,876
I just put it in the safe. The chain of evidence.
979
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,758
I didn't want...
Well, I don't know what I didn't want.
980
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,356
- You're such a dumb ass!
- Can I see that a sec?
981
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,477
Maybe the volume...
982
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,120
I'm the president of AWM.
983
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,398
You don't meet me halfway.
You meet me the whole way.
984
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,713
Go do your show.
985
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,713
Some news, everybody.
986
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,271
Huntsman's fired his New Hampshire
campaign manager, Ethan Eilon,
987
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,874
which is not surprising,
988
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,520
and replaced him with
Sarah Crawford Stewart,
989
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,557
who most recently worked on
the Pawlenty campaign,
990
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,394
which was, of course, a huge success.
991
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,918
So those of you who feel Huntsman
hasn't been getting enough coverage...
992
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,515
Shit, Jim, did you have
any friends in school at all?
993
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,398
What's the Governor's plan
with regard to Iran?
994
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,757
The Governor said repeatedly
that he won't allow a nuclear Iran.
995
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,674
- But what's his plan?
- We talked about jobs today.
996
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,116
How's he gonna restart
Israeli-Palestinian negotiations?
997
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,510
- By getting elected president.
- Yesterday he said four times
998
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,355
that health insurance premiums have gone up
$2,500 due to ObamaCare.
999
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:52,116
They've gone up $1,500
and it's due to higher health care costs.
1000
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,316
- Any comment?
- No.
1001
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,030
The jobless recovery chart buried in
Day One, Job One, pick-a-bale-of-cotton,
1002
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:02,320
seems to imply that the Obama recovery took
place in 2007 when Obama wasn't president.
1003
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,477
- Any comment?
- Somebody want to get Jim a Valium?
1004
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,994
How's the Governor plan to work with
1005
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,720
what will probably be
a new Islamist government in Egypt?
1006
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,315
We talked about jobs today.
1007
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,710
I'd like a half hour
face-to-face with the candidate.
1008
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,632
- Me, too.
- A half hour.
1009
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,630
Sit down, Jim.
1010
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,279
Does anybody want to join me?
1011
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,955
Are you really okay not doing any reporting?
1012
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,919
- Sit down.
- Sit down.
1013
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,480
I don't get it.
1014
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,520
Why not just point the camera
at the talking points e-mail
1015
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,875
and play music in the background?
1016
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,553
- Jim.
- Hallie, ask the question.
1017
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,160
- Sit down, Jim.
- Ask.
1018
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,232
If you don't, I'm gonna,
and you're gonna know you're a lame fraud.
1019
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,711
- She's a professional.
- Sit, now.
1020
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,759
All right.
1021
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,151
April 9, 2002,
Mitt Romney completes a questionnaire
1022
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,436
provided by
the National Abortion Rights Action League.
1023
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,113
Everything is in your talking points memo.
1024
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,112
Yeah, no, it's not,
'cause in this questionnaire,
1025
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,876
he said, "I respect and will protect
a woman's right to choose.
1026
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,792
"This choice is a deeply personal one."
1027
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,155
We're not talking about that today.
1028
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,799
I'm talking about it today.
1029
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,271
June, this past June, 102 days ago,
1030
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,558
your candidate said,
"I support the reversal of Roe v. Wade."
1031
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,960
Don't let Jim egg you on.
1032
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,430
Don't change the fucking subject. Which is it?
1033
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,636
Let's everybody calm down.
1034
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,599
We know the questions.
Why aren't we insisting on answers?
1035
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,478
Because they want to stay on the bus.
1036
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,596
Why?
1037
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,469
It's not a press bus. It's a free media bus.
1038
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,678
We can get off this bus, rent cars
1039
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,878
and cover the campaign
the way a campaign should be covered.
1040
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,799
Like a cross-examination in a courtroom.
1041
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:53,394
We can force them to answer our questions
if we do it together, if nobody backs down.
1042
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,358
They need us.
1043
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,033
Who's with me?
1044
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,759
I am.
1045
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,596
Okay, who else?
1046
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,720
Oh, God.
1047
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,920
Do you have a plan?
1048
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,516
I'm formulating one.
1049
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,910
Right.
1050
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,435
Well, you know, take your time.
1051
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,194
I lifted some turkey sandwiches.
1052
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,839
Nice.
1053
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,796
- Maggie.
- Yeah?
1054
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,874
- I didn't even know you were still here.
- We're both working late.
1055
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,714
Public Affairs at AFRICOM
called before the show.
1056
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,077
They feel this is a sensitive time
because of the recent troop deployment,
1057
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,152
- and they want to pull your clearance, but...
- God.
1058
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:12,835
- No, listen, Maggie.
- Jesus. Let me blow off some steam,
1059
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:17,199
'cause I didn't say anything
when I got youtubed and Don kicked me out,
1060
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,430
or Jim started treating me like a sister,
1061
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,557
and Lisa stopped
speaking to me because I had this thing.
1062
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,717
I had Africa. I had my first story.
1063
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,154
And I've taken these pills,
1064
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,233
of which one of the side effects should be
extreme paranoia about the side effects.
1065
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,516
Listen to me.
They want to pull your clearance, but...
1066
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:31,630
Oh.
1067
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,350
Go on.
1068
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,638
I got them to agree to it
if you tack on a human interest story.
1069
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,871
The troops do a lot of community outreach.
1070
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,431
So you and Gary are going to
an orphanage in north Uganda
1071
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,716
that shelters kids
whose parents have been killed in the wars.
1072
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,510
The troops will pass out textbooks
and soccer balls and you'll get some film.
1073
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,035
- That's great.
- Yeah.
1074
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,551
- I'm going.
- You're going.
1075
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,835
I'm not gonna make a fool out of you.
1076
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,559
I know.
1077
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,032
Take this.
1078
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,155
$100?
1079
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,709
You'd be amazed at the trouble
you can get out of with that.
1080
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,996
Okay, but I'll be drawing cash from...
1081
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,673
No, it's a tradition.
1082
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,470
You either come back with the $100 bill or you
come back with the story of where it went.
1083
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,439
Good luck.
1084
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,752
That was pretty nice
of Nina Howard to kill the piece.
1085
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,355
She is nice. I met her last month.
1086
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,397
She said she regretted
a lot of things she'd done.
1087
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,992
I should call and thank her.
1088
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,520
- Hello?
- Hi.
1089
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,799
This is your old friend MacKenzie McHale.
I hope I'm not calling too late.
1090
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,430
No, no, not at all. It's great to hear from you.
1091
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,273
I just wanted to say thanks
for killing the piece.
1092
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,999
- I owe you one.
- I hacked your phone.
1093
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,072
I think I owe you more than one.
1094
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,113
- All right, have a good night.
- You, too.
1095
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,759
- Listen.
- Yeah?
1096
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,400
- Nothing.
- Okay.
1097
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,960
Can I cash in?
1098
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,676
I didn't hear that.
1099
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,433
On the more than one.
1100
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,554
MacKenzie?
1101
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:31,112
Do you happen to remember
the rest of Will's message after he said,
1102
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,272
"I'm not just saying this because I'm high"?
1103
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,555
I was just curious.
1104
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:41,159
Yeah, no, he said he thought you did
an amazing job with the coverage.
1105
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,237
With the bin Laden coverage.
1106
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,800
He... I mean,
1107
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:50,877
I don't remember it word for word,
but it was about how you did a great job.
1108
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,237
That's really nice. It was a team effort.
1109
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,640
I'll bet.
1110
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:58,360
All right. Anyway, thanks again.
1111
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,272
Have a good night.
1112
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,273
MacKenzie just called me.
1113
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,916
- Why?
- To thank me for killing the piece.
1114
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,918
You don't have to look
like you did something wrong.
1115
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,951
Jerry's guys are still here working the phones.
1116
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,440
They stay late every night.
1117
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:40,874
I think it's time.
1118
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,200
Me, too.
1119
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,271
Is this the Menendez
that served with MARSOC in 2009?
1120
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,113
I'm sorry for calling so late.
1121
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,270
Jerry.
1122
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,272
I know.
1123
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,955
I've got to pull the plug.
1124
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,599
It's a true story, Mac.
1125
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,280
All right, everybody, thanks anyway.
1126
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:12,519
Happy to be done with this guy.
1127
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,630
What's...
1128
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,029
It's written phonetically. What's Willie Pete?
1129
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,677
- Hmm?
- What's Willie Pete?
1130
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,234
It's white phosphorus.
1131
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,232
Hamni8. "Willie Pete everywhere. Burning."
1132
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,432
Hamni8. "Helicopters, grenades."
1133
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,071
Hamni8. "Men in gas masks. Machine guns."
1134
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,272
Hamni8. "Burning."
1135
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:59,039
Hamni8. "Americans. White smoke."
1136
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:05,040
Hamni8. "Two helicopters.
No markings on them, but they're American."
1137
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,556
This is from the translator.
1138
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:13,510
"I'm translating the next Hamni8 tweet.
It was sent 32 minutes after the last."
1139
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,393
Why'd he stop for 32 minutes?
1140
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,358
- Jamming.
- What?
1141
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,874
Digital frequency hopping.
1142
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,475
We'd have jammed the radio
frequencies cell phones use.
1143
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,872
He's describing Genoa.