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...$223 billion,
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putting an edge on
the current fight on Capitol Hill
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about how deeply to cut this year's spending,
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along with projections
that it would bring the debt ceiling...
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Excuse me. The deficit to $1.6 trillion,
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ensuring that the debt ceiling
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That's News Night. Thanks for washing us...
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Watching us. Let me get out of here.
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Will McAvoy is coming up with
The Capitol Report from Washington.
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I'm Terry... No.
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- Wow.
- That's not true.
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End the broadcast.
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- I'm Will McAvoy.
- Attaboy.
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Terry Smith is coming up, mercifully,
with The Capitol Report from Washington.
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- Good night.
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- What is wrong with you?
- I'm fine.
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"Thank you for washing us"?
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Think people noticed?
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I do.
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Stand here on this spot.
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- What are you doing?
- Administering an eye exam.
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- Excellent.
- Read the top line.
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- E.
- Next line.
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I don't know why
people think there's a problem
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with health care in this country.
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- Our current system is fine.
- Next line.
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L-G. The next line, R-T-Z.
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The Greek letter for pi,
then geometric symbol for congruent,
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and something off
the table of natural elements.
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Great, put your tie back on
and get in the studio
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so we can retape that for the West Coast.
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What's the problem?
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I didn't get much sleep last night.
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- How much is not much?
- None.
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Seriously?
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I went to bed at midnight, didn't fall asleep.
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Is this the first time that's happened?
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- No.
- Is it the second time?
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I'm having a little bout with insomnia.
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Have you tried Ambien?
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I don't wanna wake up
in the middle of the Triborough Bridge
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eating scrambled eggs in my pajamas.
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How those
eggs got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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You shouldn't do Groucho.
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But seriously, you need to sleep
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or you're gonna forget to
thank people for washing us.
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I'm seeing my guy tomorrow at 10:00.
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- Who's your guy?
- Abe.
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- Who's Abe?
- Dr. Habib.
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You're still seeing Abe?
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That's wonderful, Will.
Everyone could use a little therapy.
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And you a lot more than most.
I'm glad you're doing that.
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Well...
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You've been skipping appointments?
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- Sometimes.
- When was the last time you saw him?
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- What's today, the 12th?
- Yeah.
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- About four years ago.
- Why did you stop seeing him?
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- I've kept the appointments.
- What does that mean?
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I have an appointment
every Wednesday at 10:00.
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- I just don't go.
- You've been paying him for four years?
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- Don't be ridiculous.
- Thank God.
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I have a business manager who does that.
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Why don't you read a magazine?
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No, I've already read that issue
of Cat Fancy cover to cover
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and I'm saving American Stamp Collector
for a long plane ride.
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All right.
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Why not just go to your regular doctor?
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When I go to my internist,
he asks me questions.
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It's a half-hour interview
before he puts on a stethoscope.
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- What kinds of questions?
- I don't know.
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"How you feeling"?
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Asshole.
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Here, read Vegan Health.
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- Will?
- Yeah.
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I'm Jack Habib. Come on in.
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- Are you Abe's son?
- I am.
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Nice to meet you.
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- You, too. Come on in.
- Is your dad inside?
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No.
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I can wait out here.
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My father died two years ago
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and I took his practice. Come on in.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Wait, what?
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Will, I'm Dr. Jacob Habib,
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son of Dr. Abraham Habib.
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My father passed away
and his patients now see me.
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You've been paying me for two years.
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Come on in.
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How old are you?
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I'm 29.
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- Shut up. Can you write prescriptions?
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Yeah. Let's go.
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I'll be two minutes.
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So if you're 29...
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Don't try to count backwards.
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I did everything early.
So unless you're certain
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you've got a Doogie Howser
joke I haven't heard,
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why don't we just assume it
was hilarious and move on?
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- Okay.
- So what's going on?
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I need something to help me sleep.
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- Why?
- I can't sleep.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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Any recent change in diet?
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I haven't changed my diet since college.
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- You should.
- I invented a new sandwich.
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Scrambled eggs, bacon,
and melted cheese on toast.
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I make two of them every night
before I get into bed.
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You invented an Egg McMuffin.
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Getting enough exercise?
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I have to scramble the eggs.
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And other than that?
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No. Look, any kind of sleeping pill will do.
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Sure.
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- Just talk a little bit?
- Oh, God, please, let's not.
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- You're still taking Effexor?
- No.
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- Clonazepam?
- No.
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- Ativan?
- No.
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Four years ago, you were on 135mg of Effexor
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plus Clonazepam and Ativan at bedtime.
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I'm not anymore.
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- Why is that?
- I was cured.
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These are all anti-anxiety medications.
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And I have no more anxiety.
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Except for not being able to sleep.
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Right, so if you'll just
give me a prescription for...
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Yeah, I'm going to.
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- Just a few more questions.
- Okay.
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Any extra stress at work?
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Extra stress?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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- No extra stress?
- No.
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- One more question.
- Sure.
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What are you fucking around with me for?
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- I'm sorry?
- What are you fucking around with me for?
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I just asked if there's
any extra stress at work,
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- and you say...
- There isn't.
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There isn't.
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- What about the death threat?
- You know about that?
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Anyone who reads a newspaper
knows about that.
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- It's truly not a big deal.
- No?
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Jack, can I get the prescription?
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Just tell me how a death threat
isn't a big deal.
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I used to be a criminal prosecutor.
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And I'm telling you
nobody who's serious about killing you
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sends you a note beforehand to warn you.
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The gentleman who is with you
in the waiting room,
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he's a bodyguard, right?
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Yeah, but you shouldn't... That's the...
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Our insurance company makes that decision.
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Based on what?
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They have experts who determine
whether a cret is threadible...
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Threat is credible.
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And why do they think the threat is credible?
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Nine questions ago,
you said one more question.
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Why do they think the threat is credible?
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Because I changed the rules
of the comment section of our website.
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That's all.
I changed the rules of the comment section.
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As always, or at least since Monday,
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we end our show with your own
viewer comments on our website.
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So let's see what we have tonight.
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LollypopLollypop says, "30 more seconds
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"and you would have had
that self-loathing hypocrite in tears."
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That... That was absolutely not my intention.
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SurrendrDorothee said,
"Your Log Cabin closet case
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"hit the Uncle Tom Daily Double,
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"a traitor to his race
and a traitor to his sexual orientation."
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Don't blow a gasket.
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He's plainly not a closet case.
He's openly gay.
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I also think he showed
a lot of courage coming on the show.
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Certainly more courage than it takes
to post an anonymous comment on a website.
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Terry Smith's coming up from Washington
with The Capitol Report.
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I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.
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We're out.
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- Neal!
- Believe me, those were the best two we had.
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Why didn't we just
hit him in the head with a shovel?
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- We've got to talk about what just happened.
- I'm trying to.
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Not the website. We've gotta talk
about what happened on the air.
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- I don't wanna talk.
- Were you outside your body?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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- I want to talk about the website.
- The website's not the problem right now.
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It's my problem right now.
We're putting up these comments...
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- We've heard this before.
- But we're still doing it.
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It's a trade with Reese.
The page views offset the ratings drop.
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Is there any way of knowing
if LollypopLollypop is 10 years old?
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Or a basset hound?
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The reason basset hounds
have such long ears
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is so they can waft up the scent
when they're hunting.
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- Is there any way of knowing?
- No.
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Is there any way of knowing
if LollypopLollypop
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- and SurrendrDorothee are the same person?
- No.
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Who posts comments on the Internet more,
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people who are content
or people who are incontent?
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- Discontent.
- What?
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It's discontent, not incontent.
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- It's about 30-to-1 incontent.
- Discontent.
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Final question. In your wildest dreams,
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can you imagine Walter Cronkite
saying "LollypopLollypop"
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as many times as I have
in the last 10 minutes?
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Not unless he was in
an a cappella doo-wop group, no.
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He wasn't. Here's what I'd love.
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You want to join the discussion, fine.
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I want to know your name, age, occupation,
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- and level of education.
- Oh, God.
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The thing about the Internet
is it's a populist tool.
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Populists have names, too.
William Jennings Bryan, Will Rogers, me.
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- Will.
- Unless you're Deep Throat
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or in the Witness Protection Program,
anonymity is cowardice.
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You're in a mob.
You're lobbing smack from the cheap seats.
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Don't we have bigger fish to fry than the...
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Yes, but we can fry
more than one fish at a time.
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And how could we possibly
verify someone's name,
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- age, occupation, and level of education?
- Neal?
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We implement
a third-party verification service.
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All you had to say was, "We can't,"
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- and the conversation would have been over.
- So it is possible?
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It's what the IRS uses
when you're filing online.
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Talk to me, Tonto.
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- I can do it if you want.
- I want.
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Won't the result be that nobody posts
comments on our website anymore?
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First of all, oh no. What will we do
without feedback from SurrendrDorothee?
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And second, the result will be our website
will ghettoize every other website.
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The result will be civility in the public square
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and a triumph of populism.
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I'm going to single-handedly fix the Internet.
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- What could possibly go wrong?
- Will!
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- What?
- We have to talk about what just happened.
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No, we don't. We're just gonna move on.
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And when did you get the death threat?
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I don't know.
A day after the mosque interview.
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We know that an Islamic trend
is to build large mosques
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on the cherished sites of conquered lands.
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- You're talking about Cordoba.
- That's exactly right.
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When Muslims conquered Cordoba, Spain,
they tore down churches
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and synagogues
and put mosques in their place.
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Ms. Greer, Muslims conquered Cordoba
in the year 712.
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Do you think we can call something
that last happened in the 8th century a trend?
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She'll say,
"Why does it have to be at Ground Zero?"
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Anyone being honest about
the prospect of a mosque
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being built so close to Ground Zero
would say it instinctually feels wrong.
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Is it legal? Of course it is.
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Is it wrong? Of course it is.
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It should be built somewhere
where the 9/11 families
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don't have to feel the agony of having
a shrine to their loved ones stomped upon.
245
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All over America
we're seeing the influence of creeping Islam.
246
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We are?
247
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What about those
who would impose Sharia law?
248
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Women can be stoned to death
for committing adultery.
249
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No, they can't.
250
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Actual laws are the only laws
that are enforceable,
251
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including the one that says
you can't create religious laws.
252
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And the US is in no more danger
of coming under Sharia law
253
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than it is the rules of Fight Club.
254
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Let me ask you something.
255
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Muslims the world over are fighting a civil war
over the direction Islam is taking.
256
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Are you going to be stationed
at the door of that mosque
257
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to turn radicals away?
258
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,597
Can you guarantee that the current imam
259
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is going to be the same
imam 10 years from now?
260
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It's worth pointing out that it's not a mosque.
It's a community center.
261
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,118
I'm not sure why you think
that makes it better.
262
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,352
What business does a community center have
in the religion business?
263
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And then pivot to the larger point.
264
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I want the art and graphics reviewed
three times before air.
265
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,079
Ms. Greer, you mentioned creeping Islam.
266
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Are you concerned about
creeping Christianity?
267
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Only that it's not creeping fast enough.
268
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Okay, here are some
things done on American soil
269
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in the name of Christianity.
270
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The Ku Klux Klan burned
down black churches,
271
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raped women, murdered civil rights workers,
murdered children,
272
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,280
and terrorized communities
for over a century.
273
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:51,230
The neo-Nazis all acted and continue to act
in the name of white Christian supremacy.
274
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,630
The Army of God
fatally attacks abortion clinics
275
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and doctors across the country.
276
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,671
The Covenant, The Sword,
and The Arm of the Lord
277
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targets local police and federal agents.
278
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,397
The federal building in Oklahoma City,
279
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the attempted assassination
of Ronald Reagan,
280
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and the successful assassinations
of Martin Luther King,
281
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,758
John F. Kennedy,
282
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,718
John Lennon,
283
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and Abraham Lincoln,
284
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all perpetrated by Christians.
285
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Ms. Greer, we weren't attacked by Muslims.
We were attacked by sociopaths.
286
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And I, for one, would join you in protesting
a community center for the criminally insane.
287
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But no one is suggesting building one.
288
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,356
Here's the thing about the Japanese.
289
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,955
Where we tend to hype things up,
they go the other direction.
290
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,037
You think they're low-balling Fukushima?
291
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,315
I don't know anything about nuclear reactors,
292
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,039
and I'm not at all involved in this story.
293
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,791
I'm just saying I wouldn't
take their word for it it's a level five.
294
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,760
Excuse me, Will. There's a comment
on your website you need to see.
295
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,437
Now I get to say who is it from?
What do they do?
296
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It's serious.
297
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,319
From about 25 minutes ago.
298
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"Fucking sand niggers
should get herded and slaughtered.
299
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,472
"I've got a bullet for you, too.
You think I'm fucking around?
300
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,874
"2 Hudson Street, 27."
301
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,520
- Is 2 Hudson 27...
- It's my address and apartment number.
302
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,479
Alice Cynkar, an English professor at OSU.
303
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,676
It wasn't written by an English professor,
304
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,319
and it wasn't written by Alice Cynkar.
305
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,352
How much effort does it take
to scam the new system?
306
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,556
You've got to want it pretty bad.
307
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,835
Millie, it's MacKenzie.
308
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,997
Would you tell him we're
coming right up, please?
309
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,518
They could have stolen her password.
310
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,751
- How hard is that?
- Hard.
311
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,957
We implemented complex
password requirements on the site
312
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,033
because we knew it was catnip
for some sophomore at MIT.
313
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,874
It would take an average computer
57 days to get in.
314
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,360
And that's with someone
who knows what they're doing.
315
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,272
How many days has the new system been up?
316
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,120
- Three.
- Jesus.
317
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,709
- Will...
- Everybody relax.
318
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,031
Neal just said it.
It's a college kid pledging a frat.
319
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,520
With a death threat? No.
320
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,116
Charlie, I want a body on him
until this guy's in handcuffs.
321
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,879
- No way.
- You're not gonna have a choice.
322
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,350
- The insurance company makes that call.
- Come on.
323
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,114
Listen to me.
This goes to AWM security right now.
324
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,237
Security's got to show it
to the insurance company.
325
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,551
And that's going to trigger
some kind of protection.
326
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,394
Wouldn't it make more sense for me
just to wear a different disguise every day?
327
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,709
One more thing.
328
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,672
There's gonna be a tabloid story.
329
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,598
- Good. Yeah.
- What did I do?
330
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,673
Is it possible Maggie
filed a complaint with HR
331
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,991
saying that you created
a hostile work environment?
332
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,116
No, it's not possible.
333
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,078
Maggie wouldn't complain
if her hair was on fire.
334
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,310
Someone else did on her behalf.
335
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,513
And it was a while ago before you got here.
336
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,270
Thanks.
337
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,432
Would you excuse us for a second?
338
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,513
Sure.
339
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,880
Why don't we try to fully investigate
the anatomy of these stories?
340
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,520
- No, we're gonna fully investigate Will.
- Of course.
341
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,672
I want you to assign a team
to do opposition research on Will.
342
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,195
Let's call it
Operation Involuntary Colonoscopy.
343
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,637
I just want to know what the next
tabloid story is before it happens.
344
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,916
You won't be able to pin
nothing on me, Mugsy.
345
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,390
'Cause I've lived my life
straight as the Kingston Trio.
346
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,437
I'm not fucking around!
347
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,513
You know, when you're grumpier than I am,
we've switched roles.
348
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,277
Ask him what's the current
state of the reactors.
349
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,830
What did he say?
350
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,031
- What did he say?
- His daughter's on the diving team.
351
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,510
They came in second at regionals.
352
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,513
- Did he understand the question?
- Did you?
353
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,237
I haven't spoken to him in two years.
We're catching up.
354
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,359
How does a company like TEPCO not have
a spokesperson who speaks English?
355
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,630
- I don't know.
- What is the current state of the reactors?
356
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,200
Tanaka-san...
357
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,360
Units one and three have had explosions
due to hydrogen buildup.
358
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,477
They're currently stable,
but they're not safe to enter.
359
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,035
What are they doing to contain the situation?
360
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,796
- What's going on with Will?
- Internal security is handling it.
361
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,633
But I have to give you a rotten assignment.
362
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,513
- You got gum in your hair again?
- No.
363
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,478
Yes, but I got it out.
364
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,597
I need you to do opposition research on Will.
365
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,834
- Seriously?
- About a year ago,
366
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,276
somebody filed a complaint with HR
on your behalf.
367
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,870
I know what that was.
Will didn't do anything wrong.
368
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,150
- This is ridiculous.
- I know,
369
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,391
but Charlie wants to know
what else is out there so he can...
370
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,596
- Will knows we're doing this?
- Of course.
371
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,154
- And he's okay with it?
- No, he hates it.
372
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,197
- Fantastic.
- Go to work.
373
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,273
- Have you done this before?
- Yeah.
374
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,993
Where do we start?
375
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,400
Tell me about the complaint.
376
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,318
There was a desk producer
who saw Will yell at me about something.
377
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,551
- What?
- Doesn't matter.
378
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,913
What?
379
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,596
Doesn't matter.
380
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,676
- I mixed up Georgia the state with...
- No.
381
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,513
- Yes, Georgia the country.
- And this was...
382
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,353
- Yup. This isn't about me.
- ...during the invasion?
383
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,397
You thought the Russians invaded Atlanta?
384
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,233
In retrospect, it seems farfetched.
385
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,630
But that wasn't what
he was actually mad about.
386
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,392
The wife of a board member died
and Will asked me to send flowers.
387
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,713
I wrote on the card,
"I'm so sorry about your loss. LOL."
388
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,999
- LOL?
- I thought it meant "lots of love."
389
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,039
How are you still working here?
390
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,600
I dodge bullets.
391
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,672
Here comes a bullet. Boom! I'm over here.
392
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,838
Ping! Here comes another bullet.
Boom! I'm over here.
393
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,677
Ask him if TEPCO's gonna try
to keep the reactors going.
394
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,830
Tanaka-san...
395
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,350
They're classified at level five
396
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,033
and they think they'll be able
to get the reactor going.
397
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,316
Guys, do me a favor and let us have a minute?
398
00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:00,798
Daisuke, the others have left the room
and I'm alone now.
399
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,039
I understand.
400
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,120
Do you still want to stand by your statement
that the reactor's going to stay at level 5?
401
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,917
That is the statement that I made.
402
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:16,998
Daisuke, are people in the area
in more danger than you're telling us?
403
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:22,550
I'm not an expert in this field.
I'm just a spokesperson for TEPCO.
404
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,631
Have you heard anyone talk about
the radiation exceeding level 5?
405
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,398
Daisuke, we've known each other a long time.
406
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,597
Anybody know where Sloan Sabbith is?
407
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,989
Sloan!
408
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,309
She's on the phone.
409
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,352
All right, she's off the phone.
410
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,070
Here are the notes.
It's gonna go to level seven.
411
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,954
- Holy shit.
- You got a minute?
412
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,879
Fukushima's a lot worse
than they're telling you.
413
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,395
- I need you to fill in for Elliot tonight.
- This is what the Japanese do.
414
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,516
They... Wait, what?
415
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,671
- I need you to fill in for Elliot at 10:00.
- Why?
416
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,359
His 5-year-old's having a tonsillectomy today.
417
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,113
Elliot's gonna spend the night
in the hospital with her.
418
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,715
- Was it an emergency?
- No, it was scheduled a week ago.
419
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,200
And you're just getting around to this now?
420
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,396
I...
421
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,960
- Forgot?
- Yes.
422
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,032
You have a staff.
They can write these things down.
423
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,715
They can, but I have to
remember to tell them to.
424
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,792
So what do you say?
You're my first and only choice.
425
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,873
- What about Jerome?
- He's in Bermuda.
426
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,952
- Kathy?
- It's her parents' 50th anniversary.
427
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,110
- Taylor?
- Bronchitis.
428
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,879
- So...
- Yes, you were my fourth and only choice.
429
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,872
I can't host Elliot's show. Don't be ridiculous.
430
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,394
You host your own show at 4:00.
431
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,437
- About financial news.
- You're expanding.
432
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,640
Come on. I gained four freaking pounds.
433
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,480
No, professor.
434
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,878
- Right, expanding.
- Yeah.
435
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,040
- No, I'm not doing it.
- Your copy will be written for you to approve.
436
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,077
You've got Marco Rubio, Sandra Bernhard...
437
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,913
Sandra Bernhard's been dead for 100 years.
438
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,832
- That's Sarah Bernhardt.
- She'd be a good guest.
439
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,115
- I hate my life.
- Hmm?
440
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,590
Nothing. And the spokesperson for TEPCO.
441
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,797
- I just got off the phone with him.
- See? You're perfect.
442
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,917
I was just doing a favor for these guys.
I don't know anything...
443
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,231
Thank God my first five
choices weren't available.
444
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,515
I thought there were only three.
445
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,955
Let's not get caught up in the math.
446
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,953
If you want a wardrobe change after the 4:00,
447
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,157
we have Gucci ready to
send over some choices.
448
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,280
- Gucci?
- A whole rack of choices.
449
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,750
Your copy will be ready
for your approval after 9:00
450
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,277
along with your questions,
and I will be in your ear the whole time.
451
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,557
Except for Fukushima,
you're mostly throwing to packages.
452
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,074
They've been low-balling the radiation levels.
453
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,116
I'd take their word for it.
454
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,600
The Japanese have
some experience with radiation.
455
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,750
You think that's something...
456
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,998
That is not something
you should mention on the air.
457
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,157
- Oh, God.
- Mr. Will McAvoy.
458
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,959
You're not here to do my taxes, right?
459
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,190
My name's Lonny Church.
460
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,195
Mr. Horn at AWM Security
told you I'd be here at this time.
461
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,714
I'll tell you right now I'm gonna hate this.
462
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,194
I'll tell you now I'm not gonna care.
463
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,716
- Let's go in my office for a minute.
- Sure.
464
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,273
It's not a real threat.
465
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,750
I don't make that decision.
466
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,310
Lonny Church? Did you play college football?
467
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,710
Yes, I did. Defensive tackle.
468
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,996
- Started three years for Clemson.
- And then?
469
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,037
Got drafted in the eighth round
by the Bengals.
470
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,760
- And then?
- Got cut five weeks into training camp.
471
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,480
Excellent.
472
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,358
Joined the Army, became an MP.
473
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,955
- Where were you deployed?
- New Jersey.
474
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,759
You see a lot of action in New Jersey?
475
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,274
See a lot of action in your studio?
476
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,874
I'll be doing the jokes, okay?
477
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,475
- After you were discharged?
- Honorably.
478
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,920
I joined Blue North Security.
479
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,232
Who else's body have you guarded?
480
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,754
- We don't talk about that.
- Okay.
481
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,953
Kanye. It was awesome.
482
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,394
Are you armed?
483
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,790
I secure my weapon in a gun safe
when I come in the building.
484
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,555
Keep it there.
I really don't want an armed guard.
485
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,519
Maybe if you were drafted
in the first four rounds, I'd feel safer.
486
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,398
- Mr. McAvoy...
- You can call me Will.
487
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,630
Yeah, I was gonna do that anyway.
488
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,400
I know you're used to being the boss.
489
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,434
But you're not anymore.
At least for a little while.
490
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,630
How long?
491
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,712
Until my colleagues chase down
the source of the threat
492
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,360
or, of course, if you've been
successfully assassinated.
493
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,872
- A joke?
- What'd you think?
494
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,557
It was all right. How does this work?
495
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,519
I pick you up at your home in the morning
and escort you to your office.
496
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,394
Then I pick you up at your office at night
and escort you to your home.
497
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,915
I'm with you any place
that's an unsecured area.
498
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,514
What's an unsecured area?
499
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,671
Any place that isn't your home or your office.
500
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,080
I'm single. What about a date?
501
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,318
I don't think we should
get romantically involved.
502
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,551
- You get one joke a day.
503
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,994
- Come on in.
- I say that.
504
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,633
- I'm sorry. You got a second?
- Yeah.
505
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,950
I'll leave you.
506
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,838
Sloan, this is Lonny. You'll see him around.
507
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,631
- Good to meet you.
- Wow.
508
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,471
- Can I tap your chest?
- Sure.
509
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,356
Holy cow.
510
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,072
- Have you felt his pecs?
- No, I haven't yet.
511
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,231
I'll be downstairs.
512
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,160
So I'm hosting Elliot's show tonight.
513
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,833
I know. I'm the one who suggested you.
514
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,030
You really think I can do it?
515
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,999
No, I have no idea. So we're gonna find out.
516
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,034
All right. Well, your exuberant
confidence notwithstanding,
517
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,874
- I have the spokesperson...
- From TEPCO, I know.
518
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,276
He just told me, off the record,
that reactor three
519
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,751
is causing what is a level seven,
not a level five, radiation leak.
520
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,316
What's the trick to getting him to
say it on the record?
521
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,359
There is no trick.
You just don't stop until he tells the truth.
522
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,432
What do you mean you don't stop?
523
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,510
I mean you don't stop.
524
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,752
Sloan, I watch your show
at 4:00 and you're brilliant.
525
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,594
But you let guests
say things that I know you know aren't true.
526
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,878
And then you just move on.
Ask the damn follow-up
527
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,395
and then demonstrate with facts
how the guest is lying.
528
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,119
You can't just sit there and be a facilitator
529
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,795
for whatever bullshit
the guest wants to feed your viewers.
530
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,520
They're not coming on to plug a movie.
It's not Jimmy Kimmel.
531
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,559
You knowingly, passively,
allow someone to lie on your air,
532
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,196
and maybe you're not a drug dealer,
but you're sure as hell
533
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,239
the guy who drives the dealer
around in your car.
534
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,670
So maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't.
Show me something.
535
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,993
- Got it.
- Do you?
536
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,756
Yeah.
537
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,431
I just... I don't know.
I was in a bad mood.
538
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,157
Honestly, I was just trying to motivate her.
539
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,597
She's the last person who needs motivation,
540
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,911
- so it just ended up...
- Scaring her.
541
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,989
I hate that people are scared of me.
542
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,037
- I absolutely hate it.
- Why?
543
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,479
Why do I hate when people are scared of me?
544
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,239
For the same reason everybody does.
545
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,040
Everybody doesn't.
546
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,555
Some people like it. Most people don't care.
547
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,429
I don't know what to tell you. I don't like it.
548
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,079
And I'm pretty sure I scared Sloan
549
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,836
because she's a veteran reporter
who's never done anything like what she did.
550
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,320
What's the condition of each reactor?
551
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,196
- All six reactors are in stable condition.
- Great, let's wrap up.
552
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,033
What about the partial meltdown
at reactor three?
553
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,510
- Wrap up for me.
554
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,159
Excuse me, that's not what I asked.
555
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,556
I'm asking him specifically
556
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,359
about the core damage at reactor three.
557
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,080
- What's happening?
558
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,874
We know of no core damage
at any of the reactors.
559
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,440
That's not what Mr. Tanaka just said.
560
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,554
He said, "Our engineers
can't get close enough to confirm that."
561
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,438
Please translate exactly what I'm asking
562
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,034
and exactly what Mr. Tanaka is answering,
563
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,520
including what I'm saying now,
564
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,956
because I want him to be aware
that he's being misrepresented.
565
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,751
Miss Sabbith, I am translating.
He is not being...
566
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,196
Ask him if he believes
the radiation levels are going to a seven.
567
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,279
Please, please, don't go rogue.
568
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,673
The radiation was categorized at level four
569
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,071
and then re-categorized at level five.
570
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,833
And that's where it should remain.
571
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,234
Ma'am, he didn't say that's
where it should remain. You did.
572
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,911
Furthermore, he told me...
You know what? I'm just gonna...
573
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,879
Tanaka-san...
574
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,834
And now we're doing
the broadcast in Japanese.
575
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,675
"We'll be right back after this." Just say that.
576
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,835
Say it in English.
577
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,839
Did she just... Put me back!
578
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,151
Mr. Tanaka, your company
had this incident rated at level four,
579
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,799
then adjusted to level five.
580
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,435
How confident are you
that that'll be the highest level we see?
581
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,840
At least we're back to English.
582
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,912
At this point, we see no reason
583
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,753
that level will need future escalation.
584
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,555
Well, that's simply not what Mr. Tanaka
told me on the phone earlier today.
585
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,758
- No, no.
- When I spoke with him earlier,
586
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,116
he said there's enough evidence
to raise the level to seven.
587
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,590
- Go back to Japanese.
- And now he's not saying it, so I am.
588
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,637
- Oh, my God!
- So there it is.
589
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,313
The Fukushima nuclear power plant is saying
590
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,835
that the level four radiation leak
that was raised to level five
591
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,238
has a chance of being raised to level seven,
592
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,516
which is the difference
between life and gruesome death.
593
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,473
We'll be back after this with Sarah Bernhardt.
594
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,233
Sandra Bernhard, you idiot!
595
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,073
What the hell does it matter?
596
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,279
- Okay...
- 'Sup?
597
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,958
Okay, I know we were on
sketchy ground ethically
598
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,954
and linguistically, but...
599
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,874
Whatever you're gonna say,
save it for another 10 seconds.
600
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,350
What happens in 10 seconds?
601
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,840
Just hang on for another five seconds
602
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,991
and know that we've all been there
at one point or another.
603
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,196
What happens in five seconds?
604
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,512
What in the name of holy fuck
were you thinking about?
605
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,751
First, let me say
that Don was not responsible for that.
606
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,560
Yeah, when you severed
communication with the EP,
607
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,950
you pretty much absolved
him of responsibility.
608
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,158
But that doesn't make the cut
of the top three calamities
609
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,674
- that just occurred.
- Charlie...
610
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,952
I, along with most people
who don't live in Japan,
611
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,874
am not fluent in Japanese, so I have to ask.
612
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,273
Did you just make up statements
for somebody we had live on our air?
613
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,512
- I didn't make them up.
- About a deadly radiation leak?
614
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,000
I didn't make them up.
615
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,151
He told me the reactor was going to a seven.
616
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,197
When? Tonight?
617
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,714
I'm asking honestly
because there was a portion
618
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,838
of the broadcast that turned
into a Kurosawa movie.
619
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,310
These things are measured
on a scale of zero to seven.
620
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,756
Five is Three Mile Island,
seven is Chernobyl.
621
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,992
On air, did he say
the reactors were going to seven?
622
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,309
He said it to me in the preinterview.
623
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,914
And then the company stuck
an interpreter next to him,
624
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,559
and I think her job was more than interpreting
625
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,790
because she wasn't accurately translating...
626
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,440
We don't report what you think, Sloan.
627
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,752
The guy said all six reactors are stable.
628
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,159
The Japanese are a deferential people.
629
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,596
It's very hard for them to explain
when they've done something wrong.
630
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,149
I don't give a shit, Madame Butterfly!
631
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,159
And right now the Japanese,
632
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,596
who are reading
an online report of your report,
633
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,433
are fleeing from their fucking homes.
634
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,558
Now tell me what he said tonight on air.
635
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,071
He said the reactors were at five.
636
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,397
But you said he said
they would move to seven.
637
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,437
I made it clear he said that
during the preinterview.
638
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,079
First of all, let's not kid ourselves.
639
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,516
There was nothing that was
clear about that interview.
640
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,990
He said it to me, and he said it to
a conference room full of staffers.
641
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,470
- The staffers weren't there.
- The staffers were not there.
642
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,234
I sent them out so we could
speak privately and off...
643
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,673
No, finish that sentence.
644
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,354
Off the record.
645
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,393
Good luck trying to get a source
to talk to you off the record again.
646
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,351
You have no value to me as a reporter now.
647
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,716
- Charlie!
- And I have to suspend you.
648
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,790
- Come on.
- What?
649
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,715
I have to suspend you
while we bring in outside investigators
650
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,032
to comb through every report
you've filed in the last two years
651
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,679
to find out what other shit you made up.
652
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,634
I didn't make anything up.
I would never make anything up.
653
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,440
I know that and you know that
and he knows that,
654
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,318
but why the hell should
anyone else know that?
655
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,074
You're suspended with pay until I figure out...
656
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,550
- They were lying about a public safety issue.
- You're suspended with...
657
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,313
I don't want the goddamn pay!
658
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,993
Don't front off with me, girl!
659
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,232
- Don't call me girl, sir.
- Hey!
660
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,431
Everybody calm the fuck down.
661
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,831
Sarah Bernhardt was a turn-of-the-century
662
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,913
stage and film actress from France.
663
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,034
Sandra Bernhard is a...
664
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,752
I don't know what the hell.
665
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,996
There's no way she does that
if I hadn't given her my awesome pep talk.
666
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,674
Are you close with Sloan?
667
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,200
- Are we close?
- Yeah.
668
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,879
- Why?
- Just asking.
669
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,719
You seem very protective.
670
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,237
We didn't used to be. But she's become...
I don't know.
671
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,119
I don't know,
like a little sister to me or something.
672
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,074
Your father was an abusive alcoholic?
673
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,950
What?
674
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,078
Your father, he was an abusive alcoholic?
675
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,036
I didn't say that.
676
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,750
But he was, right?
677
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,435
You got that in the 40 minutes
678
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,512
that I've been sitting
here that seem like a week and a half?
679
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,000
It's in the notes my dad left.
680
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,878
Can I have a prescription now?
681
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,440
- He hit you?
- Come on.
682
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,510
He hit you, right?
683
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,839
How many times did you
see Good Will Hunting?
684
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,958
- He hit you?
- Yes.
685
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,316
- He hit your mother?
- Yes.
686
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,438
You have a brother and two sisters.
He hit them, right?
687
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,274
Look, he didn't hit anybody
once I was old enough to hit him back.
688
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,192
And when was that?
689
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:31,072
Will, how old were you
when you had to protect
690
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,800
your mother, your brother,
691
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,318
and your two little sisters
692
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,759
from a grown man
who was drunk and violent?
693
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,831
Fifth grade.
694
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,594
I cracked a bottle of Dewar's across his face.
695
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,036
It's in your notes.
Why are you pursuing this line of...
696
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,038
I'm not trying to be an asshole.
697
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,958
I just want a sleeping pill.
698
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,356
I'm gonna give you one,
but I doubt it's gonna work.
699
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,556
Let's give it a try.
700
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,958
You've got another
15 minutes on your session.
701
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,269
I didn't come here for a session.
702
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,875
You could have gotten sleeping pills
from your internist.
703
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,110
Shit, you could have got them online.
704
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,159
I didn't go to my internist
because he asks too many questions.
705
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,119
You didn't go to your internist because
he doesn't ask you the right questions.
706
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,475
I didn't come here for a session.
707
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,832
I think you did.
708
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,918
I'm checking on the opposition research.
709
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,472
Maggie was detained by the police
for attempting to blow up her parents' house.
710
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,755
He's overstating it.
711
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,911
My cousins and I wanted
to shoot guns at soda cans.
712
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,593
Where did you place the soda cans?
713
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,956
- On top of the propane tanks.
- Which were in front of?
714
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,720
The diesel fuel combine.
But I'm an excellent shot.
715
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,678
The Deep South could have used you
when the Russians invaded.
716
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,639
Will! How's the opposition research on Will?
717
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,713
He once needed lenses for driving,
then didn't.
718
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,399
So he probably had LASIK surgery.
719
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,716
He did.
720
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,520
He registered for the New York Marathon,
but didn't finish.
721
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,030
My fault.
I twisted my ankle at the starting line.
722
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,918
He carried me to the first aid tent. What else?
723
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,193
- He was hospitalized with tuberculosis.
- Already knew that.
724
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,990
He was credited on a country album
as a guitarist.
725
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,754
He's an accomplished guitarist
who occasionally jams with Leonard Cohen.
726
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,714
He got a C-minus in Sociology of Emotion.
727
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,554
It was a clerical mistake.
He never registered for the class.
728
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,996
- Then a C-minus is pretty good.
- I need something I can use.
729
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,396
Wait, are we trying to protect Will
or give you ammunition?
730
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,909
Thought we could do both.
731
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,477
He contributed $250 to
the failed primary campaign
732
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,517
of a congressional candidate in Nebraska.
733
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,478
- While he was a journalist?
- No.
734
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,960
Nothing I can do with that.
735
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,555
I mean, they... Nothing they can do with that.
736
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,199
The candidate was a Republican.
737
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,396
- So's Will.
- What?
738
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,755
He's a registered Republican.
739
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,832
The four of you weren't able to uncover that?
740
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,754
- We weren't looking.
- He was a speechwriter for Bush 41.
741
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,956
What did you think he was?
742
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,599
I just thought he did that as a public service.
743
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,797
Or to mess with him like in The Sting.
744
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,520
That's nothing like
what happened in The Sting.
745
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,831
Jim got kicked out of
a study abroad semester.
746
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,435
- He went to the Arctic Circle.
- I wanted to see the penguins.
747
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,352
- Those are in the Antarctic.
- Lesson learned.
748
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,760
Why'd you get kicked out?
749
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,151
You're not allowed to fraternize with the Inuit.
750
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,277
He tried to score with an Eskimo.
751
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,953
I was just trying...
752
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,391
I was just trying to get past
the disappointment with the penguins.
753
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,917
- All right, so there's nothing so far.
754
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,192
Fox offered him a ton of money in 2006
755
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,999
to come to LA and get into late-night.
756
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,116
- A talk show?
- Yeah.
757
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,157
He'd have been good at that.
758
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,836
All right, get back to the news.
759
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,272
- Did you say 2006?
- Yeah.
760
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,198
- How far did it get?
- A deal memo.
761
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,470
- You sure?
- Yeah.
762
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,199
All right.
763
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,398
You know that this is stupid.
764
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,199
Just go do your jobs.
765
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,320
I've just heard something I can't believe.
766
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,550
Why don't you attack this woman?
767
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,240
She doesn't seem that threatening to me.
768
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,390
She's incredibly threatening.
769
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,477
My life is in constant danger
when she's around.
770
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,514
- I'm Lonny Church.
- MacKenzie McHale.
771
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,114
- Attack!
- Nah.
772
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,954
Look, I'll be here at 9:00
unless you're leaving the building.
773
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,509
In which case, press pound five
on your phone and I'll be here.
774
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,557
- Nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you.
775
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,119
Fox offered you a late-night talk show.
776
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,954
- Great, when do I start?
- Five years ago.
777
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,799
They offered you the show
when we were together.
778
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,515
It was gonna take you to LA
and it got as far as the deal memo.
779
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,635
What is it you think you've uncovered?
780
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,918
This whole time
you've enjoyed making me feel guilty
781
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,356
for ruining the life
we would have had together
782
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,116
when, in fact,
you never had any intention of marrying me.
783
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,835
No intention of marrying me.
784
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,910
I mean, you never even mentioned it.
785
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,878
You were just gonna go to LA
and leave a note?
786
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,997
Let me tell you something,
the days of you being able
787
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,959
to lord my mistake over me are behind us.
788
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,716
I've lived a life that is good and pure.
789
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,877
You were deceiving me
while I was deceiving you.
790
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,794
You never had any intention of... What's this?
791
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,039
I didn't tell you about the Fox offer
because it was never real.
792
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,713
I knew I was being used as leverage,
793
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,840
and I didn't want to be embarrassed
in front of you when it went away.
794
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,956
I was still trying to impress you.
795
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,515
The ring was meant for me?
796
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,836
But I've lived a life that's good and pure.
797
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,239
Except for...
798
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,959
Cheating on you.
799
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,997
- Could you speak up?
- Cheating on you.
800
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,515
- Except for cheating on you!
- There it is.
801
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,350
Okay. Well, then,
802
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,714
back to work.
803
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,790
Yeah.
804
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,718
Listen, when you do propose to someone,
805
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,120
that's the ring that'll do it.
806
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,874
Yeah.
807
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,158
So as soon as you heard
they were doing opposition research,
808
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,959
you ran over to Tiffany and bought the ring?
809
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,912
That's insane.
810
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,635
I had to send my agent
or it would have shown up in the papers.
811
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,836
- Will.
- I'm gonna return it.
812
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,679
Does that seem normal to you?
813
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,479
The world is made up of two kinds of people.
814
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,473
The ones who think they're normal
and the ones who know there's no such thing.
815
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,792
Great, you took one semester
of Intro to Adult Psych.
816
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,510
But the world is made up of
a lot more than two kinds of people.
817
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,192
And I was speaking
in the psychiatric sense of the word.
818
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,397
- Does going out and buying a ring...
- Which I'm going to return.
819
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,594
...as a bizarre... I don't know what to call it,
820
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,070
- seem normal to you?
- You weren't around for the exposition.
821
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,594
She had an affair with her ex-boyfriend.
822
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,512
For four months while she was with me.
823
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,195
- It's four years later.
- And you know why I don't talk about it?
824
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,194
Because I'm tired of people telling me
it's a "just get over it" situation.
825
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,193
Fuck you.
You don't know what it's like in my head.
826
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,111
Sloan Sabbith.
827
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,035
It's a Japanese news report
from a few hours ago.
828
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,272
We know they're talking about you,
but we don't know what they're saying.
829
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,390
"After releasing incorrect information
to the American journalist Sloan Sabbith..."
830
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,871
That's a picture of Elliot and
he didn't release incorrect information. I did.
831
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,156
And it wasn't incorrect.
832
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,152
"After releasing incorrect information
to the American journalist Sloan Sabbith...
833
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,077
"TEPCO spokesman Daisuke Tanaka
has offered to resign today.
834
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,398
"He said, 'I apologize to my company,
my government, and my country."'
835
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,512
Please, I have to fix this now.
836
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,630
Help me. I need wisdom.
837
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,197
- I have wisdom.
- Kenzie, I love you,
838
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,834
but a Japanese man's honor is at stake,
839
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,480
and sometimes your wisdom leads to...
840
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,634
Like...
841
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,510
- No, I get it.
- Yeah.
842
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,480
Will?
843
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,352
She'd just been suspended
and she's thinking about the other guy's job.
844
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,352
Honor, actually, is what she said.
845
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,631
Meanwhile, she's a punch line on the Internet.
846
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,191
- And he's got students, too.
- Who?
847
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,357
Sloan. She teaches at Columbia twice a week.
848
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,036
You said, "He." "He's got students."
849
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,955
And you feel that's a breakthrough moment?
850
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,952
That my subconscious revealed something?
851
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,996
'Cause I'll be honest.
852
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,470
I'm pretty sure
the reason I said "he" instead of "she"
853
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,632
is that I've been awake
for a really long time now.
854
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,076
But those comments
weren't on your site, right?
855
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,874
No, because nobody's gonna say that
unless they're anonymous.
856
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,519
And if you don't count the death threat,
it worked.
857
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,320
It was bully kryptonite.
No more LollypopLollypop.
858
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,313
- What did SurrendrDorothee mean when...
- Huh?
859
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,558
The screen name of the person...
860
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,790
It's what the...
861
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,639
- Yeah, the screen name of the person...
- Yeah.
862
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,279
On the last night
you showed anonymous posts.
863
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,591
It's what the witch wrote in the sky...
864
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,677
I'm not asking what the screen name means.
865
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,991
I'm asking what the person,
that when he or she said
866
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:42,120
that your guest that night had
hit the Uncle Tom Daily Double.
867
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,596
The guest he or she was talking about
was a man named Sutton Wall,
868
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,959
who was the deputy chief of staff
to Rick Santorum,
869
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,480
former senator for Pennsylvania
870
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,758
who just announced his intention to
run for President of the United States.
871
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,197
The list of prospective candidates
for the Republican nomination for president
872
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,033
may yet include another name.
873
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,351
Earlier this week,
former Pennsylvania senator
874
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,830
Rick Santorum convened
an exploratory committee...
875
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,119
And Sutton Wall is both black and gay.
876
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,797
The senator is perhaps best known for
his full-throated advocacy of social issues.
877
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,832
Here to discuss how
those positions and others
878
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,877
may shape Mr. Santorum's
bid for the White House
879
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,634
is his former deputy chief of staff Sutton Wall,
880
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,714
an adjunct professor
of American Studies at Temple University,
881
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,998
who will be serving as an adviser
to the campaign throughout this process.
882
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,117
He teaches at Temple?
883
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,312
- Yeah.
- So he has students?
884
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,352
Yes, he has students.
885
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,035
And LollypopLollypop
said you almost made him cry.
886
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,358
That... That was absolutely not my intention.
887
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,711
Well, you're hardwired to hate bullies.
888
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:51,511
Like the way comic book heroes
are born out of a childhood trauma.
889
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,235
Santorum was the bully in that situation.
890
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,035
Speaking to the New York Times in May 2005,
891
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,237
Senator Santorum said,
892
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,597
"Gay marriage threatens my marriage.
It threatens all marriages.
893
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,400
"It threatens the traditional values
of this country."
894
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,309
Mr. Wall, how does gay marriage
threaten Mr. Santorum's marriage?
895
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,876
The senator believes that marriage is defined
896
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,553
as the union of one man and one woman.
897
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,472
I understand that's what
the former senator believes,
898
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,789
but what he said was
899
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,793
that gay marriage threatens his marriage
and all marriages.
900
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,997
And I'm asking you exactly how it's a threat.
901
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,758
Sanctity of life is the number one issue
with Rick Santorum, and he believes...
902
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,833
Mr. Wall, we'll get to purposely vague words
like sanctity in a moment.
903
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,759
But I'd like you to try to answer the question.
904
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,958
How is Mr. Santorum's marriage threatened
905
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,760
by the gay couple two houses down
also being married?
906
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,480
Will, I was proud to serve
on the senator's staff,
907
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,553
and I'll be proud to serve and support him
should he choose to run for president.
908
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,637
But that doesn't mean
I necessarily agree with him
909
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,712
on every single issue.
910
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,158
Gay marriage is now legal in five states
as well as the District of Columbia.
911
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,633
Has Mr. Santorum's marriage
been suffering as a result?
912
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,315
Has he complained to you
that he and Mrs. Santorum
913
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,198
seem to be fighting more or talking less?
914
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,315
- Of course not.
- Has there been any infidelity
915
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,438
in the last seven years
or an inability to relate to their children
916
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,989
as a result of five states
legalizing same-sex marriage?
917
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,072
This is a preposterous
line of questioning, sir.
918
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,629
I'm afraid it has to be, sir,
because it's a preposterous assertion.
919
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,677
Now, are you able to name one way
920
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,639
in which Mr. Santorum's
marriage to Mrs. Santorum
921
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,958
is threatened by gay couples
also having the right to marry?
922
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,312
I...
923
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,995
I am not able to name a way.
924
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,400
Thank you.
925
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,432
I could have just stopped it there.
926
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,352
Does it bother you that Mr. Santorum thinks
927
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,159
there's something wrong with you
that should be fixed?
928
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,193
Hang on, because I am sick and tired
of these attacks,
929
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,512
these wrongheaded attacks against
a great man and a great public servant.
930
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,751
Reasonable people can disagree
about how great a man
931
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,753
or how great a public servant
Rick Santorum is,
932
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,593
but they can't disagree about
the fact that he thinks
933
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,593
you're a sick deviant
who's threatening the fabric of society.
934
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,876
I have known this man for almost a decade,
935
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,919
and I can tell you that he has treated me
with nothing but respect.
936
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,720
This is Senator Santorum
speaking to Fox News.
937
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,520
- Easy does it, Will.
- No, we're gonna do this thing.
938
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,835
...that this is the equivalent,
939
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,676
that being black and being gay
is the same is simply not true.
940
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,470
There are all sorts of studies out there
that suggest just the contrary,
941
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,871
and there are people who were gay
and lived a gay lifestyle
942
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,993
and aren't anymore.
I don't know if that's the similar situation.
943
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,390
I don't think that's the case with
anybody that's black.
944
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,551
Mr. Santorum is forgiving you for being black
945
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,359
because there's nothing
you can do about that.
946
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,794
But you don't have to be gay.
947
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,600
I will say it again. Mr. Santorum is a great man
948
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,239
who would make a great president.
949
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,279
He has never treated me with anything
but the utmost respect.
950
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,352
Except for finding you disgusting.
951
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,238
- That is a lie.
- Will, don't...
952
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,835
Has Rick Santorum on
the floor of the US Senate
953
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,640
compared homosexuality
to incest and bestiality?
954
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,155
Those remarks have been taken out of context
over the years...
955
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,675
Feel free to put the remarks
in the proper context.
956
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:57,198
He makes a clear distinction
between homosexuality and homosexual acts.
957
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,915
So he only finds you disgusting
when you act like a homosexual?
958
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,037
- He doesn't find me disgusting.
- Yes, he does.
959
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,714
And he also thinks you're less than a man.
960
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,075
- No, he certainly does not.
- Come on.
961
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,958
Our Declaration contains the words
962
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,032
"We hold these truths to be self-evident
963
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,277
"that all men are created equal."
964
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,874
In order to arrive at the conclusion
965
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,237
that homosexual love
is something less than heterosexual love,
966
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,674
you have to begin with the premise
967
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,877
that a homosexual is
something less than a man.
968
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,155
That's inescapable.
969
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,709
And so I'm asking you to explain to me
970
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,597
why you would work for a man
who believes that you're inferior.
971
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,394
- That you're damaged. That you're ill.
- Stop hitting him.
972
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,233
Unnatural. A threat to children.
973
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,959
Unfit to serve in the military.
974
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,271
Unfit to be a parent. And unloved by God.
975
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,870
- I'm asking you, sir...
- Stop! Just stop!
976
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,632
I believe in the sanctity of life.
977
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,518
And if that word is too vague for you,
then look it up.
978
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,994
I support the senator
because of all the candidates in the field,
979
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,791
I believe he is the only one whose passion
on the issue of abortion equals my own.
980
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,157
And I believe he has the skills
to make a fantastic president.
981
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,435
I am not talking... That's not...
982
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,592
You will not interrupt me again, sir!
983
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,552
I am more than one thing.
984
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,470
How dare you reduce me
to the color of my skin
985
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,677
or my sexual orientation?
986
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,312
There are people who look just like me,
thousands and thousands
987
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,871
who died for the freedom
to define their own lives for themselves.
988
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,431
How dare you presume to decide
what I should think is important.
989
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,679
Yes, when it comes to
equality for the gay community,
990
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,717
Senator Santorum is wrong.
991
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,271
But I am far more insulted
by your high-handed implication
992
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,272
- that I need your protection.
- Sir, I...
993
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,353
Shut up! I'll let you know when I'm finished.
994
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,039
I came on this program
because Rick Santorum believes
995
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,876
that the right to kill an unborn child
is not inalienable.
996
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,555
And I stand with Rick Santorum.
997
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,275
And I stand with the Catholic Church.
998
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,474
I am not defined by my blackness.
999
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,394
I am not defined by my gayness.
1000
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,996
And if that doesn't fit
your narrow-minded expectation
1001
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,515
of who I'm supposed to be,
I don't give a damn
1002
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,711
because I'm not defined by you either.
1003
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,957
So get this through your head.
1004
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,476
I don't need your help.
1005
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,516
Mr. Wall?
1006
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,312
Does Mr. Santorum think
you're fit to be a teacher?
1007
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,357
No.
1008
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,830
We'll be back after this.
1009
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,431
He has students.
1010
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,671
And parents.
1011
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,991
And friends.
1012
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,480
And colleagues. And strangers.
1013
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,195
I was the bully.
1014
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,839
I was the bully.
1015
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,270
Mm-hmm.
1016
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,598
You've got to give me credit
for uniting the far right, the gay community,
1017
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,831
and blacks in their dislike of me.
1018
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,274
The Internet exploded.
1019
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,272
Everybody thought I'd become unhinged.
1020
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,953
It sort of brought back this thing
1021
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,952
that happened about
a year ago at Northwestern.
1022
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,760
When you yelled at a student.
1023
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,996
I scared her.
1024
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,037
All right.
1025
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,878
All right.
1026
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,350
That's News Night. Thanks for washing us...
Watching us.
1027
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,276
- Let me get out of here.
- End the broadcast.
1028
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,158
- I'm Will McAvoy.
- Attaboy.
1029
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,677
Terry Smith is coming up, mercifully,
with The Capitol Report from Washington.
1030
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,717
- Good night.
1031
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,515
If you're here to make me feel better,
it's not necessary.
1032
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,751
You think I'm here to make you feel better?
1033
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,832
The story is right. In this one case,
1034
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,832
I don't give a damn about on the record,
off the record.
1035
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,276
- And no one in Fukushima does either.
- I do.
1036
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,190
The story is right.
1037
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,670
- His spokesman denied it on the air.
- He said it to me!
1038
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,355
And you got proof of that
I can bounce off our satellite?
1039
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,760
- No!
- Is Maggie into Jim?
1040
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,395
For Christ's sake, we're talking about... What?
1041
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,478
Am I losing Maggie?
1042
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,320
No.
1043
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,119
Are you good at knowing these things?
1044
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,598
No.
1045
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,359
Make sure he's at Dr. Habib's office
at 10:00 tomorrow.
1046
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,518
When are you and me gonna get busy?
1047
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,319
I'm flattered, but you'd crush me.
1048
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,675
That's true. That's happened before.
1049
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,913
Dress up like a tailback
and he won't be able to lay a hand on you.
1050
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,071
Shrimp boat,
if I wasn't being paid to keep you alive...
1051
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,879
- Let's go.
- Hey, girl!
1052
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,872
Do you really have to call her that?
1053
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,189
She's packing up her office.
1054
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,476
She's gonna unpack her office
'cause I figured a way out.
1055
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,110
What?
1056
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,352
The Japanese words
for four and seven sound alike.
1057
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,075
- Hey, girl!
- Yes?
1058
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,992
Come on down.
1059
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,317
I am here.
1060
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,551
What's the Japanese word for four?
1061
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,796
Shi.
1062
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,395
- What's the Japanese word for seven?
- Shichi.
1063
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,000
Those words are easy to mix up.
1064
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,480
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
1065
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,994
Not for someone who's fluent in Japanese.
1066
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,351
- You're not fluent in Japanese.
- Yes, I am.
1067
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,318
No, you're not.
That's how you mixed up the numbers
1068
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,596
when you were talking to
Tanaka in the preinterview.
1069
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,949
No, it's for exactly that reason
1070
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,271
that there are two words for four
and two words for seven.
1071
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,637
Yon and nana.
And it went from a four to a five to a seven.
1072
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,313
That sounds very complicated.
1073
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,800
Not if you're fluent in Japanese.
1074
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,633
You're not anymore.
1075
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:16,634
You're gonna go on TV tonight
during Elliot's show,
1076
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,599
- which I pray to God Elliot is hosting.
- He is.
1077
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:22,394
And you're going to apologize
and explain your error.
1078
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,871
In exchange, Daisuke Tanaka is going to say
1079
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,475
that you made it clear
that you were on the record
1080
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,553
and he doesn't have to resign
and you don't have to be suspended.
1081
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,991
We're all going to just lie
and I'm going to look stupid.
1082
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,277
- You bet. One more thing.
- What?
1083
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,633
Fukushima's announcing
the radiation levels are a seven.
1084
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,356
Thank you.
1085
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,238
I don't know what the hell
you're thanking me for.
1086
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,994
Well, it takes a big man
to admit he was wrong.
1087
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,720
That isn't even remotely what I am doing.
1088
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,157
Hang on, she's got to go on the air
and say she made a mistake,
1089
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,435
that her Japanese is poor...
1090
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,716
- Which it certainly is not.
- Just... God.
1091
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,474
She's gonna go on the air
and say she thought it was a seven
1092
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,631
when it's really a four
that then moved up to a five
1093
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,360
and she's really sorry,
but also now it's really a seven?
1094
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:07,316
It won't be our proudest moment,
but it'll save the guy's job.
1095
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,433
Save his honor.
1096
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,673
Help very slightly
with our increasingly dinged-up reputation,
1097
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,480
and it'll help the girl who we will now go back
1098
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,837
to addressing as Sloan or Miss Sabbith.
1099
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,520
Will.
1100
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,678
You want me to lie?
1101
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,276
On television?
1102
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,909
From a news desk
with the ACN bug in the corner?
1103
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,555
I do.
1104
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,557
And if there's any fallout,
I'll be standing right next to you and in front.
1105
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,758
I'll always be standing right next to you
and in front.
1106
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,597
We fucked up.
1107
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,870
Let's just live with that now.
1108
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,239
We lied on television from the news desk.
1109
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,993
It was a pretty harmless lie, wasn't it?
1110
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,754
You know how many air hours I've spent
railing against lying?
1111
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,752
Calling people out on it?
1112
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,595
We're the news and we're all gonna
know we lied for the rest of our lives.
1113
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,591
All right, so it turns out
you know what you're doing.
1114
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,080
So I'm sorry I've been a jerk.
1115
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,080
Obviously the reason
I can't sleep is the Santorum aide.
1116
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,595
And I haven't talked to anyone about it,
so I was trying...
1117
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,194
- Bacon.
- What?
1118
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,479
The bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches.
1119
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,998
Bacon has tyramine, which increases
the release of norepinephrine,
1120
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,197
which is a neurostimulant.
1121
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,316
When did you figure that out?
1122
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,993
When you said you made bacon,
egg, and cheese sandwiches.
1123
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,356
- That was like an hour ago!
- Yeah.
1124
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,272
Will, listen,
and I'm going to write you a mild prescription,
1125
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,475
but you should come back.
1126
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,952
If you don't like me, see someone else.
1127
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,078
But see someone.
You've had a lot going on for a long time.
1128
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,674
Very serious stuff. And, by the way,
1129
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,549
you should be at an Al-Anon meeting
at least once a week.
1130
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,711
You have a lot going on now.
1131
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,155
You're being hunted.
1132
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,434
In the press,
1133
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,472
on the Internet,
1134
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,116
very possibly literally.
1135
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:28,034
This whole file here from four years ago,
every page is about MacKenzie.
1136
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:32,400
In these notes are a lot of evidence
that you're experiencing acute depression
1137
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,558
and doing a masterful job covering it.
1138
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,960
That's done.
1139
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,229
Buying the ring was not normal.
1140
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,112
I don't know what else to call it.
It wasn't normal.
1141
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,837
It really doesn't take
a team of Viennese specialists
1142
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,151
to see that you have
unresolved issues with MacKenzie.
1143
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,596
No, my feelings are
completely resolved.
1144
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,271
She's a good friend
and my most trusted partner.
1145
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,714
The ring was just a prank.
1146
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,600
I know what you think of all this.
1147
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:15,073
But I would really urge you
to spend an hour a week
1148
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,719
faking it.
1149
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,439
That's it. Our time's up.