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Hey. I thought I saw you sneak in.
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- You look nice.
- Thanks. So do you.
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Oh, yeah. I was at a party at Bloomberg's.
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But you came here to be with
your News Night family at midnight.
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Well, near them, anyway.
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- Can I ask a favor?
- Yeah.
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Can Wade have two minutes with you?
He's got some facts he wants to share.
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Sure.
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- You don't mind?
- No problem.
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Wade?
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- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.
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Oh, and Jim's putting together
the packet of stories you asked him to.
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You want to give it
five minutes a night next week?
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Let's look at the stories first.
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Done. I'll leave you guys alone.
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- How have you been?
- I've been good, thanks.
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- And I appreciate you taking a minute.
- What can I do for you?
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You know I'm an assistant US attorney
for the southern district, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, right now,
my job's prosecuting financial crime.
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Well, you know, Wade,
feel free to start any time.
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You've been pretty rough on us.
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Countrywide?
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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You've got guys flooding the market
with bad mortgages,
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lying to investors, making billions of dollars,
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but most incredibly, discussing it by e-mail.
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I don't mean to insult you, man,
but how do you not get a fraud conviction?
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Right there's what I'm talking about.
This is the half of the story you're leaving out.
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- Are you ready for me to blow your mind?
- Sure.
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- Bigfoot's real.
- No, it's not.
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- Did you say...
- Bigfoot is real.
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- No, it's not.
- Listen to me, skeptismo.
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There are 1.7 million known species
on the planet,
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and biologists estimate this represents
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only a quarter of the total species
on the planet.
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The other three quarters are microscopic.
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- How do you know?
- I don't know.
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But if the other three quarters were Bigfoot,
they wouldn't be hard to see.
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They'd be walking up and down the street.
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We're gonna step slowly away now.
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Don't mention this to anyone
unless you know them really well.
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And even then.
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Pandas were thought to be a myth until 1869.
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Gorillas were thought to be a myth until 1902.
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The giant squid was thought to be a myth
until 2004.
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- What's up?
- Maggie, listen to me.
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Apex predators,
species at the top of the food chain,
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have the smallest numbers
and move in the tiniest packs.
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Is this Bigfoot?
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Species diversity is greatest
in the rain forests.
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Stop. Just don't even... Stop.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to work.
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Do you see there's a party
happening around you?
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I'm okay.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell
who the biggest nerd in the office is.
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Could there be an apex predator primate...
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Not today, though.
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Kaylee!
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You guys haven't met Kaylee yet.
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Is this a new girlfriend?
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- Girlfriend's a strong word.
- Really?
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
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- Get me drunk.
- Done.
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Boom!
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- Come on, join the party.
- I will.
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I just want to finish this for Will.
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What is it?
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Stories we missed this year
or didn't give enough attention to.
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- Want some help?
- Sure.
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Yeah, take this stack here
and anything you think is...
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- Anything we missed.
- Or didn't give enough attention to.
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Bigfoot's real
and I don't think anyone reported it.
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- Hey, Don.
- Circle it.
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You look really nice tonight.
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Yeah?
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God, definite... Yes. Yeah. Definitely.
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Yeah, I don't mean to be...
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Shoot, Don's here.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's no problem. I was almost done.
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Well, don't, you know...
Take a couple hours off.
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I will.
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Will you? 'Cause it's a party.
Have you ever been to one?
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I have been to over three of them.
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Maggie.
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See you later.
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- Oh, man. Look at you.
- You look at me.
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I had to get a crew off the clock.
Did I miss anything?
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Neal won't rest
until he gets Will to do a story on Bigfoot.
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- Did Bigfoot do something?
- Bigfoot can't do anything. He's not real.
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That's what they said about
the moon landing.
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I believe you've had a cocktail.
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Men have cocktails.
Carrie Bradshaw has drinks.
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- Nope, the other way around.
- Doesn't matter. I'm fun Don tonight.
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I love fun Don.
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- Where have I seen this dress before?
- On Lisa.
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- She let me raid her closet.
- I think you should never take it off.
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Except when you take it off.
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Now, speaking of your roommate,
I had a great idea.
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- Soundproofing her bedroom?
- Fixing her up with Jim.
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Are you kidding?
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I feel like I owe him one.
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Then why would you unleash Lisa on him?
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- They'll get along.
- She works in a boutique.
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- Here she is. Lisa.
- Wait, don't.
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This is the worst fix-up ever.
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I'm not talking about having him take a bride.
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- I'm talking about starting off the new year...
- Getting him laid.
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- With a bang.
- ...with a bang. See what I did?
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Hey.
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- You made it.
- Yeah.
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Am I wearing a huge sign
that says, "Dateless on New Year's Eve"?
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No, but that dress sends a message
loud and clear.
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Do I look slutty?
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- Absolutely. In the best way.
- No. Don!
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I wasn't going for slutty. I was going for...
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- I like Rod Stewart.
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Yeah. So, I've got a guy for you.
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- No, you don't.
- A guy here?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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Is it another loser that doesn't have a date
on New Year's Eve?
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- He's not a loser.
- Yes, he's a huge loser.
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- What the hell is going on?
- What the hell is going on?
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She works in fashion, Don. No offense, Lis.
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I don't even know
what I'm supposed to be offended by.
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But I can talk about other things.
I don't have to talk about fashion.
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- I know you can.
- Give me a topic.
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What's happening with the Greek debt crisis?
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There's a huge crisis in Greece.
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- They're in a lot of debt.
- See?
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- Are you serious?
- That's more than most people know.
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You see the guy over there?
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The cute, sweet-looking puppy dog guy
with the stupid look on his face?
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He is cute.
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- Why is he working?
- He has a job.
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So right there,
he's a leg up on your usual diet.
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His name's Jim Harper.
He's a senior producer.
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He's a bright guy.
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He's not the creative director
for an imaginary Internet start-up.
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He calls his mother...
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I'm sure he's nice,
but I don't think I'm in the mood for a fix-up.
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Why not?
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I don't know,
I'm just coming off a relationship.
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Of 10 days. I've bought milk
before your relationship started
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that was still good to drink after it ended.
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- I don't think so.
- It's true. I can show you the milk.
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- She doesn't need to be fixed up, honey.
- I didn't say that she needed to be.
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It's 10 minutes before midnight.
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No guy wants to be fixed up
10 minutes before midnight.
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Besides, I'm not his type. I can tell.
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You're everybody's type.
You're the girl next door. Let's go.
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Next door to what?
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- Jimmy Olsen.
- That nickname's really gonna stick, huh?
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It has endured. It's a compliment.
Jimmy Olsen was a go-getter.
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Yeah, but strictly speaking,
he was a photojournalist.
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In fact, when DC Comics first introduced...
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Yeah, shut up.
This is Maggie's roommate, Lisa.
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- Oh, hey. It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
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- I've heard a lot about you.
- I've heard a lot about...
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Not a lot, but Maggie's...
She's mentioned you once, I think.
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Lisa went to Parsons and she works
at a very high-end boutique in the Village.
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Nice.
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So why don't you take Lisa out
onto the terrace
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where you can watch
one million people in Times Square
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waiting for the world's biggest nonevent?
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Maggie and I are going to get some drinks,
and we'll meet you out there.
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- Jim has to work.
- Not at 11:50 on New Year's Eve.
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Grab some coats.
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- Tess.
- Yeah?
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- Kill me. Kill me now. Do it now.
- Huh?
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Congress cut our investigations
to 20% of what they promised.
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We were supposed to get 165 million.
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But after rolling over to the GOP,
they only gave us 30.
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- How's it going in here?
- Good.
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Wade says the House cut 80% of the
DOJ's budget to fight financial crime.
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He was just telling me.
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For every one of me
the Justice Department can hire,
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the banks can hire 20
and afford to stay in litigation forever.
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You think Big Tobacco throws money
at this shit?
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Meet Goldman, meet Lehman,
meet B of A and meet Countrywide.
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Honey, are you saying the United
States of America is getting out-lawyered?
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Don't call him "honey." It makes me crazy.
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I didn't say that.
It came out of my mouth. Just words.
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Yes, we are getting out-lawyered.
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That is a story we're missing.
Let me talk to Mac a second. All right?
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Great.
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- I'll be outside.
- Great.
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You can't have your boyfriends
lobbying me to go easier on them.
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Hang on, he wasn't lobbying
for you to go easier. He was pitching a story.
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I've got a staff of paid professionals
to do that.
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Mostly by using inside sources like Wade.
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And it's not boyfriends. It's one boyfriend.
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- So he's your boyfriend?
- I guess he is.
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- I mean, that's what you call him?
- I call him "Wade."
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- When you introduce him, do you say...
- Yes!
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How do you introduce the Netflix queue
of crazy divorced women
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with digitally re-mastered breasts
you spend your nights with?
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- You see anyone with me right now?
- Of course not.
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If you'd asked someone out
on New Year's Eve,
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that would mean
you were in a real relationship.
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Oh, please, tell me more
about real relationships.
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- I'm not keeping myself in jail anymore.
- What does that mean?
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He's my boyfriend. We're serious.
I want a partner.
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That is so romantic. I'd set it to music.
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- Look...
- I'm glad you're letting yourself out of jail.
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- I meant...
- You owe it to yourself.
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Congress defunded the DOJ
on financial crime.
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I thought you'd want to hear that.
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I did.
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Come on out to the party.
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I will.
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All right.
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Fuck it.
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- Nice tux.
- I just came from a different party.
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Was it good?
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Have you ever been
to a good New Year's Eve party?
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No.
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I've never enjoyed myself on December 31st.
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No one ever has.
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I can tell you for me,
there was this one time in 10th grade...
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No, this is my thing I'm talking about now.
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Okay. Why don't you talk to someone?
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I don't need a therapist,
I just don't like New Year's Eve.
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No, I'm saying why don't you go up to
someone here at the party and talk to them?
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- Do people really do that?
- Talk to people?
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- Just walk up to them.
- I've seen it on TV.
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That woman over there,
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she's obviously here alone,
and I'm getting a good feeling about her.
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You have good instincts about these things?
I'm opening up to you. I'm not good at this.
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That's really sweet, Will.
You should let more people...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do I do?
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Walk up to her and introduce yourself.
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- I'm gonna do it.
- You should.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Talk to her.
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- I'm going.
- Okay, but you're still standing here.
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- Here I go.
- Haven't moved.
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Shut up.
238
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Hi. Excuse me.
239
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- Am I in your way?
- No, I just wanted to introduce myself.
240
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I'm Will McAvoy.
241
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I know that. I'm Nina Howard.
242
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I don't know what to do now.
243
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- Did you come over to talk to me?
- Yes.
244
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All right.
245
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,876
How'd you get in here?
246
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I'm a friend of one of the producers
on ACN Morning.
247
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- Day side. Uh-oh.
- Oh.
248
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,955
- Day side and prime time don't get along?
- Jets and the Sharks.
249
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,116
Well, maybe we could be like Tony and Maria.
250
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,713
Why is Will talking to Nina Howard?
251
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,520
- You know who she is?
- She's a gossip columnist for TMI!
252
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,751
- Oh, he shouldn't be talking to her.
- I know. Why is he?
253
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,636
- I may have suggested it.
- Why?
254
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,439
You were here with Wade
and he seemed lonely...
255
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,670
Excuse me.
256
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,310
- Hi.
- Hi.
257
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Hi.
258
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,472
I'm so sorry. Can I talk to you a moment?
259
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,789
- Really?
- Yeah.
260
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She wants to warn you that
I'm a gossip columnist.
261
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,712
Oh, that's not it. I promise.
262
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,273
- She's a gossip columnist.
- No, she writes features.
263
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,352
TMI! had Jennifer Aniston
on the cover this week.
264
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,591
You know who they had last week?
Jennifer Aniston.
265
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,797
- You know who they had the week before?
- Are you a subscriber?
266
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,155
They have it at my nail place.
267
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,914
- Oh! Do you go to Cuti-cles?
- Yes.
268
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,509
- Ba-Ling?
- Yes.
269
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,750
- I'm walking away from this.
- No, Will.
270
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,672
Yeah, my instincts may have been wrong.
271
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,752
It's New Year's Eve.
I don't care if she writes for Mein Kampf.
272
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,591
Really? You're setting up my boyfriend?
Not my boyfriend. Just words.
273
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,670
- Hi.
- What about your boyfriend?
274
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,435
Hey, handsome.
275
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,470
Nice.
276
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:19,190
You know,
it's only a few minutes before midnight.
277
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,351
Yeah, we've got clocks everywhere.
278
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,957
So, I say you kiss me at midnight,
and we see what happens from there.
279
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,918
I'm gonna start to walk up to people more.
280
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,470
I got you a drink.
281
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,876
- Now you seem lonely and broken to me.
- I do?
282
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,280
But don't worry, I can fix you.
283
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,510
Well, if there's one thing a man likes,
it's a woman who tries to fix him.
284
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,751
What are you working on right now?
285
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,320
A piece on Brittany Giancarlo.
286
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,910
- I don't know who that is.
- Brittany Giancarlo?
287
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,515
She's the young one
on Real Housewives of New Jersey.
288
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,473
Oh, I've got them all TiVo'd, but I haven't...
289
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,233
She's a drunk gold digger
290
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,880
who's probably cheating
with her yoga instructor.
291
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,674
- And why are you writing about her?
- I just told you.
292
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,191
No, I mean, sure, but what did she do?
293
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,994
Nothing, it's just a takedown piece.
294
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,390
A what?
295
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:09,110
A takedown piece. I'm gonna take her down.
296
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,793
Why?
297
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,031
'Cause that's what you do
in a takedown piece, genius.
298
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,477
Nine, eight...
299
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,880
- You actually call it a "takedown piece"?
- Yeah.
300
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,192
Four, three, two, one!
301
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,597
Happy New Year!
302
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,556
- Hang on.
- What?
303
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,110
You're just setting out to be mean
to somebody?
304
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,351
- And this was going so well.
- No, it could still go well.
305
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,239
Not if you're going to give me
a condescending lecture.
306
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,674
I think we both know
that's what's going to happen.
307
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,118
Didn't I just spend the last six months
watching you take down the Tea Party?
308
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,793
Okay, first, thanks for watching.
309
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,236
Second, I obviously didn't take them down.
They won.
310
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,040
Third, the fact that they did
is an enormous danger
311
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,112
- to A, a great political party...
- Oh, there's subheadings?
312
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,953
...of which I happen to be a member,
313
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,430
and B, an enormous danger to everyone
who lives in this country.
314
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,835
- Mmm-hmm. Fourth?
- Fourth...
315
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:05,119
These are people
who are asking for our votes.
316
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,635
You and I do the same thing for a living.
317
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,754
That's nuts, Nina.
318
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,038
I try to expose the truth about things
that are of national importance.
319
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,952
Well, I'm trying to expose the truth
320
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,112
about the fact that Brittany might have
had a daughter when she was a teenager,
321
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,795
who's now 10 possibly
and being taken care of by her mother.
322
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,633
Why is that the concern of anyone
except for Brittany?
323
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,519
It's not a concern. It's entertainment.
324
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,398
Okay, well, here's the thing,
though, it shouldn't be.
325
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,914
- Is that right?
- Of course it's right.
326
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,071
You know it's right.
You know right from wrong.
327
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,310
Everybody said you were like this.
328
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,240
No, no, look. You can be part of the change.
329
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,356
You don't have to write gossip.
330
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,117
I work for a gossip magazine.
331
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,920
Are we gonna go back to flirting,
or are you gonna keep putting me down?
332
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,156
I'm not putting you down.
333
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,709
I'm just saying that what you do
is a really bad form of pollution
334
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,520
that makes us dumber and meaner
and is destroying civilization.
335
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,354
I'm saying, with all possible respect,
336
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,512
that I would have more respect for you
if you were a heroin dealer.
337
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,115
And I'm speaking professionally,
not personally.
338
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,079
Okay, Will.
339
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:06,280
I'm speaking personally when I say fuck you.
And you just passed up a sure thing.
340
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,190
- Come on, hear me out.
- Don't touch me.
341
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,636
The real lives of people
shouldn't be used as entertainment.
342
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,949
- You can turn this thing around.
- I'm not interested.
343
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,994
- What do you think he's doing?
- Trying to civilize her.
344
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,796
That's not gonna work out well.
345
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,995
Hang on, looks like it's coming any second.
346
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,152
...that you're on right now.
347
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,956
There it is.
348
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,392
- Will.
- Yeah?
349
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,676
I just wanted to introduce my friend, Kaylee.
350
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,319
- I'm a huge fan.
- Thank you.
351
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,276
I hate to bother you,
but do you have a second?
352
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,238
I've got all the time in the world, Neal.
353
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,880
All right, um, Bigfoot is real.
354
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,675
- Let me start...
- Get the hell away from me.
355
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,070
- No problem. Sorry. Come on.
- Okay.
356
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,072
- Yeah?
- Have you read the New York Post?
357
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,914
No, my eyes are connected to my brain.
358
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,510
I'm not sure about that.
359
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:26,437
Let's open to Page Six,
which for some reason is on page 10,
360
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,715
and see what we find.
361
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,112
The headline, "Anchor Rancor."
362
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,112
- Anchor anchor?
- Anchor Rancor.
363
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,839
- Anchor anchor.
- Rancor.
364
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,037
Anchor Rancor.
365
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,430
Subheader,
"Will McAvoy gropes in the New Year."
366
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,590
What?
367
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,599
"ACN's newly minted liberal bloviator
368
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,797
"made a scene at
a private New Year's Eve party
369
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,271
"at which our spies caught
the re-engineered lefty firebrand
370
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,115
"making a drunken pass
at TMI! reporter Nina Howard."
371
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,190
Whoa, Nelly!
372
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:58,032
"But the Tea Party foe got a face full of bubbly
instead of what he was looking for.
373
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,154
"McAvoy was wearing
a $4,000 custom-made tuxedo
374
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,674
"and a dumb look on his face."
375
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,070
There are a couple of factual errors
in that story.
376
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,753
Please let there be more than a couple.
377
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,991
First of all, I'm a registered Republican.
378
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,639
I only seem liberal because I believe
379
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,473
that hurricanes are caused
by high barometric pressure
380
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,994
and not gay marriage.
381
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,436
Second, I wasn't making a pass at her.
382
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,557
I was rejecting a pass from her
383
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,519
while trying to talk her out of doing what
they call at TMI! a takedown piece
384
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,233
of one of the
Desperate Housewives of New Jersey.
385
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,834
- Real Housewives.
- Who gives a shit?
386
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,230
- Definitely not me.
- And the tuxedo's off the rack.
387
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,513
- Did you grope her?
- No! I...
388
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:36,720
I gently touched her to block her
as she was coming in for a kiss.
389
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,553
I blocked her.
390
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,360
I was the victim of
an unwanted sexual advance.
391
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,272
But more important,
I was fighting the good fight.
392
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,274
Why were you fighting any fight?
393
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,272
I was trying to get her to not write
the takedown piece.
394
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,476
- Why?
- Why?
395
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,950
- Yeah.
- I'll tell you why.
396
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,793
Because I'm on a mission to civilize.
397
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,513
- How's it going so far?
- Progress is slow,
398
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,114
but I'm in it for the long haul.
399
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,997
You want Publicity to draft a statement?
400
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,355
- About the mission?
- The Page Six piece.
401
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,193
- Absolutely not.
- Good.
402
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,272
- What did you call me up here for?
- Mostly to laugh at you.
403
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,476
But I also wanted to share an observation.
404
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,829
- Go.
- You're dating.
405
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,396
I am. I've decided to live my life as if I'm alive.
406
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,439
I am all for it.
407
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,150
But I've noticed that the women you date
all have one thing in common.
408
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,390
I am a leg man.
409
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,554
No, these are all women who,
in a million years,
410
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,950
you would not want to spend
any daylight hours with.
411
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,110
What do you make of that?
412
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,913
You're asking out the wrong women.
413
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,759
- I'm not an elitist.
- Be one.
414
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,109
No comment on this shit, Charlie.
I'm not kidding.
415
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,159
And I'd also like to know who at my party
was tipping Page Six.
416
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,034
- I'll launch a full-scale investigation.
- Thank you.
417
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,190
How much was the tux?
418
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,552
It was... It was like... It was 4,000 bucks.
419
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,314
Now!
420
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,436
What's happening now?
421
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,357
In this order, Tess, Tamara, Gary,
422
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,151
Maggie, Kendra, Martin, Neal and Jim
thought it would be funny.
423
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,038
- And you?
- Peer pressure.
424
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,520
I didn't grope anybody.
425
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,952
I was holding her at bay while I clarified...
It doesn't matter.
426
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,316
I'm on a mission to civilize. I'm Don Quixote.
427
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,636
I'm Don Quixote.
428
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,200
Have you even read Don Quixote?
429
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,920
- In the original French.
- It was written in Spanish.
430
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,358
Not my copy. I could have read it in Spanish?
431
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,556
You could have read it in English.
432
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,950
Well, there's a year and a half of my life
I'm not getting back.
433
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,074
Sit down. All right.
434
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,631
Jim was working all New Year's Eve
on stories we either missed
435
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,030
or didn't pay enough attention to in 2010.
436
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,396
Not all New Year's Eve.
He found some time to take a little break.
437
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,880
- Pardon?
- Nothing.
438
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,316
We'll do five minutes a night
every night this week.
439
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,359
I've boiled them down to these and, Will,
you can boil them down to what you want.
440
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,352
I'm out there on the front lines
fighting for civility.
441
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,710
You picked her up at a party.
442
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,077
I didn't pick her up. I walked up...
443
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,913
And can I say in my defense,
did you see her legs?
444
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,390
All right, that'll do.
445
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,832
First up, the Chilean miners.
446
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,196
We stuck with the Christine O'Donnell debate
in Delaware
447
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,680
instead of cutting away to the rescue.
448
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,877
I'll let everyone know
that they came out all right.
449
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,630
You're the one who wanted these.
450
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,356
- Next?
- Next.
451
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,632
I wouldn't mind following up
on the bribery charges
452
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,598
- Nigeria filed against Cheney.
- Next.
453
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,149
Conflict of interest with Virginia Thomas
and the voicemail message...
454
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,560
- Next.
- Tess?
455
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,679
- Now I'm frightened to say it.
- Say it.
456
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,598
May 27, the iPad was released.
Lines went around the block...
457
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,473
- Get the hell out of the meeting.
- Yeah.
458
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,719
- Sit down.
- Where are the real ones? The lies. Lies.
459
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,872
Why doesn't the news ever call a lie a lie,
but we know it's a lie?
460
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,519
Jim, Maggie.
461
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,638
It was during the week of the midterms,
so we were doing other things,
462
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,031
but the idea that Obama spent
$200 million a day on a trip to India
463
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,315
is still in the water supply.
464
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,480
- We could deconstruct how that happened.
- Sold. What else?
465
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,120
- Guns.
- What about them?
466
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,953
Everyone from Wayne LaPierre to Glenn Beck
467
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,793
is shouting that Obama is coming
to get our guns
468
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,553
when there's no evidence to suggest
469
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,871
that Obama's the least bit interested
in our guns.
470
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,076
Show me the lack of evidence and I'm in.
471
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,314
- Anything else?
- Yes.
472
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,560
I don't know how else to say this.
473
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,438
- Bigfoot is...
- Great.
474
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,156
Not because they don't want
to limit your rights,
475
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,838
but because they're afraid
of the political consequences.
476
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,070
Coming back to you, Will.
477
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,355
Don't doubt for a minute
478
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,796
that if they thought they could
get away with it,
479
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,033
they would ban guns and ban ammunition.
480
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,440
Stand by, 177.
481
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,477
That was former governor Sarah Palin
482
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,359
speaking to the National Rifle Association
last year.
483
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,511
Here's Fox News host Glenn Beck
on the same subject.
484
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,915
Go, 177.
485
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,754
He will slowly but surely
486
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,990
- take away your gun.
- Stand by, 178.
487
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:44,039
And here's NRA executive vice president
Wayne LaPierre speaking at CPAC,
488
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,112
- the Conservative Political Action Conference.
- Go, 178.
489
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,798
But it's a big, fat, stinking lie.
490
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:55,197
Just like all the other lies that have come out
of this corrupt administration.
491
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,950
It's all part...
492
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,313
Would you put this guy on a list
of the top 10 craziest people in politics?
493
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,800
That's a tough list to crack.
494
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,590
Yeah, I know this looks like
a big, juicy rib-eye to you,
495
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,912
but show some restraint now
and let the facts speak for themselves.
496
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,959
- Any other tips?
- Try not to get distracted by his legs.
497
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,159
- Here we go.
- That's their agenda.
498
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,640
And radio host Rush Limbaugh
499
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,394
has repeatedly warned to his listeners
to go out and buy guns
500
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,553
before President Obama outlaws them all.
The result?
501
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,119
In November 2008,
the month Mr. Obama was elected,
502
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,119
there was a 42% spike
in gun background checks
503
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,516
as compared to the same month
the year before.
504
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,115
- Stand by, G-17 through 22.
- The country's largest anti-gun lobby
505
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,795
is called the "Brady Campaign
to Prevent Gun Violence, "
506
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,157
named for James Brady,
President Reagan's press secretary
507
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,356
who was shot in the head
508
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,478
during John Hinckley's assassination attempt
on the 40th president.
509
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,959
The Brady Organization gives grades
to elected officials
510
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,033
based on their record and
leadership with regard to gun legislation,
511
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,874
with an A being the most anti-gun and so on.
512
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,116
In spite of Governor Palin, Glenn Beck,
Rush Limbaugh
513
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,318
and the Director of the NRA
telling us emphatically
514
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,234
that Barack Obama has a secret plan
to get our guns,
515
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,754
here's the president's report card.
516
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,040
Background checks? F. Gun trafficking? F.
517
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:14,439
Guns in public? F.
Federal assault weapons ban? F.
518
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,831
Standing up to the gun lobby? F.
519
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,832
Not only has no attempt
whatsoever been made
520
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,400
to dismantle the Second Amendment
521
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,080
during Barack Obama's
first two years in office,
522
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,753
the President has signed into law
523
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,311
more repeals of federal gun policies
than George W. Bush did
524
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,312
during his entire eight years
in the White House.
525
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,833
In fact, these grades would indicate
that President Obama
526
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,197
is the best friend the NRA
has ever had in elected office,
527
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,634
to say nothing of the Oval Office.
528
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,875
Why are Sarah Palin,
Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh
529
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,873
and the head of the NRA
so colossally lying to you?
530
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,110
I don't know.
531
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,836
But I know when they do, ratings go up,
political contributions go up,
532
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,551
membership in the NRA goes up,
the President's approval rating goes down
533
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,838
and gun sales go through the freaking roof.
534
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,039
- We'll be right back.
- Cue music.
535
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,154
You'll need to get used to dating a guy
who gets off work at 9:00.
536
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,637
Hey, not dating. One date.
537
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,274
- No, stop it.
- Maggie, I'm not...
538
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,113
- It's fine.
- It's not in the vicinity of fine.
539
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,674
Listen to me. This is crazy.
540
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,229
- I agree.
- Nope, keep listening.
541
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,551
I have a boyfriend who I love,
542
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,475
and I should have fixed you up with Jim
a long time ago.
543
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,279
- Even if that were true...
- It is true.
544
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,880
- Even if it was... Even if...
- It is. It...
545
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,832
- Let me talk!
- Sorry.
546
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,556
- He's...
- But it is.
547
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,355
He's gonna think I'm dumb.
548
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,113
No, he's not. Who told you that?
549
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,352
No, he's not. Lis, you're not dumb.
550
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,160
- Look at me. You're not dumb.
551
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,475
You go out with guys
who make you feel dumb.
552
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,438
And Jim's not like that.
553
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,193
That's one of the things that makes him...
554
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,190
Trust me.
555
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,671
I've never been on a date with him,
but I imagine...
556
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,358
You imagine what and how often?
557
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,678
That it would be fun is all I was gonna say.
558
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,719
You're not dumb.
559
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,313
I'm just nervous.
560
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,960
I know. Your skirt's on backwards.
561
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,914
Damn it. And this is my field of expertise.
562
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,394
Yeah.
563
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,790
Oh! Oh, my God. I'm freezing.
564
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,519
I've got a real fireplace with real fire.
565
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,077
You do? Well, what about
some dry clothes I can change into?
566
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,280
Take whatever you want in the bedroom.
It's right around the corner.
567
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,994
Not the yellow taffeta sundress.
568
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,640
This is your fault.
569
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,439
I'm not the one who said,
"Let's walk off dinner."
570
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,637
I had to walk off dinner
because you made me order
571
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,030
the $135 macaroni and cheese.
572
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,955
I really wanted to see what
a $135 macaroni and cheese looked like.
573
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,197
- This is a fun date.
- It is.
574
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,351
And it's the same as
Stouffer's macaroni and cheese
575
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,150
with $134 worth of shaved truffles on top.
576
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,074
Sloan said you were fun.
Hey, do you like to get high?
577
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,837
I used to, but I can't buy pot anymore
without it showing up in a newspaper.
578
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,673
There's a joint in the side pocket of my purse.
579
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,479
Get it out.
580
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,114
All right.
581
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,199
- Carrie?
- Yeah?
582
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,560
Can we talk about the gun
that's in your purse?
583
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,235
I'm a southern liberal, dude.
584
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,630
It's northern liberals
who are afraid of sex and guns.
585
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,918
Well, both at the same time,
and I'm a Republican from Nebraska.
586
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,673
But you mind if I...
587
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,277
You're disarming. Get it?
588
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,080
- Here's the thing...
- Yeah, yeah, I saw the show tonight.
589
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,755
I'm a liberal's liberal. I worked for Hillary.
You were dead wrong on guns.
590
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,594
I didn't take a position on guns.
I took a position on lying.
591
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,670
I came out against it.
592
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,433
Well, if I'm walking
the streets of Manhattan at night
593
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,558
and a guy your size wants to rape me,
then this is gonna happen.
594
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,394
Actually, statistics show
that this is gonna happen.
595
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,392
Is it wrong that I'm turned on by that?
596
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,676
Yes.
597
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,272
- What'd you think of her?
- Yeah, what'd you think of her, Will?
598
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,991
- She was packing heat.
- Didn't I tell you?
599
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,554
No, Sloan, she was armed.
600
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,917
...Waverly Inn to my apartment
with a loaded.38 caliber Walther PPK/S.
601
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,554
- Are you going out with her again?
- No.
602
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,439
- Oh, you have to.
- No, I don't think so.
603
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,353
Thirty seconds. Get your mics on.
604
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,716
No, she's gonna call me and call me
asking why you're not calling her.
605
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,872
That would happen
after a second date, too, wouldn't it?
606
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,271
Listen, just wait a while before you show up
again in Page Six with a different woman.
607
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,955
She's super jealous.
You haven't seen the crazy side of her.
608
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,878
You set me up with a crazy woman
who can shoot me.
609
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,917
Fatal Attraction with a concealed carry permit.
610
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,918
- I'm tagging you back.
- That's totally fair.
611
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,798
You're supposed to be the smartest person
on the staff.
612
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,070
You have two PhDs.
613
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,517
In economics.
This is an area where I do not excel.
614
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,670
Oh, thanks for the heads up.
615
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,593
In three, two...
616
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,832
Terry Smith is coming up next
in Washington with The Capitol Report.
617
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,759
I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.
618
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,240
Good show, everybody.
619
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,114
Good show.
620
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,953
Yeah, I don't know.
621
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,353
The economy,
we're still nibbling around the edges.
622
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,193
We can't get it all done in one night.
623
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,237
They're gonna rip Dodd-Frank limb from limb.
624
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,676
I don't know how many more nights
we have left.
625
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,559
Hey, speaking... Speaking of nights,
626
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,599
I never asked...
I forgot to ask you how your date went.
627
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,519
It went fine.
628
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,350
Do you think you'll be seeing her again?
629
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,796
- I don't think so.
- Why?
630
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,717
Just one of those things.
631
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,870
Not a love connection?
632
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,514
Broccoli, and
combine cauliflower and string beans.
633
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,710
- So, elephant in the room.
- Yeah.
634
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,599
When I told my friend
I was going out with you tonight,
635
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,592
she sent me Monday's Page Six.
636
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,436
Okay, I met a woman named Nina Howard
at our New Year's Eve party.
637
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,398
It turned out she writes for TMI!
638
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,153
I asked her what she was working on,
639
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,233
and she told me she was doing
what she called a takedown story.
640
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,519
I'm on a mission to civilize, so I tried to
talk her out of it and she didn't take it well.
641
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,876
- A mission to civilize?
- I walk a lonely road.
642
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,998
What was the story she was doing?
643
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,630
Um...
644
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,439
Brittany DiFranklengonio
from the New Jersey... The Real Naked...
645
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,432
- Wait, Brittany Giancarlo?
- That sounds right.
646
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,194
She has a 10-year-old daughter
that she allegedly gave to her mother...
647
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,310
Shut up.
648
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,957
And they actually call it a takedown piece.
649
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,440
That is so typically Brittany.
650
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,156
Yeah, it is.
651
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,555
She had a kid she gave up?
652
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,519
I have no idea.
I don't even know if the kid is real.
653
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,114
- What I'm talking about...
- I knew she was a liar
654
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,271
when she didn't invite Wendy
to her game night.
655
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,159
When she got busted,
she made everyone lie to cover her ass.
656
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,913
- What kind of person does that?
- I don't know.
657
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,153
Oh, and she's having an affair
with her yoga instructor.
658
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,072
- My therapist told me that.
- Your therapist really...
659
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,196
She knows I can keep a secret.
660
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,439
She's an awesome judge of character.
661
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,676
- Brittany?
- Your therapist.
662
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,717
- 'Cause Brittany's a bitch.
- No, you are.
663
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,560
Okay, let's hold it right there
and review the situation,
664
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,632
because when I said "you,"
what I meant was "we."
665
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,474
I meant I'm not concerned about Brittany.
She signed up for this.
666
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,392
I'm concerned about the rest of us
667
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,871
who are being turned into a bunch of
old ladies with hair dryers on our heads,
668
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,316
gorging ourselves on the staged...
669
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,631
It's just... God, it's so plainly bad, Monica.
670
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,154
It's called a guilty pleasure.
671
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,438
The chocolate soufflé on this menu
is a guilty pleasure.
672
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,955
The Archies singing Sugar, Sugar
is a guilty pleasure.
673
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,839
Human cockfighting makes us mean
and desensitizes...
674
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,389
Wait, are you saying that
I'm mean and insensitive?
675
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,438
You are a smart, accomplished woman.
676
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,513
- You work for a US senator.
- Am I mean and insensitive?
677
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,077
Yes, but thank goodness you met me in time.
Because now...
678
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,919
I can't believe how often this is happening.
679
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,670
He said he wasn't that into her.
Why are you so eager to make this happen?
680
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,676
When did you get interested in Jim's life?
Or Lisa's life?
681
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,434
I just asked how did the date go.
682
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,949
But I'll tell you what's strange.
683
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,474
- What?
- Jim's lying to you.
684
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,200
About what?
685
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,000
Lisa told me
they were going out again tonight.
686
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,720
That's Lisa saying she's hoping
they go out again tonight.
687
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,632
- Ah, I misunderstood.
- Yeah.
688
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,598
Why would Jim lie about that?
689
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,195
It's funny, I was wondering the same thing.
Why don't you give him a call?
690
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,636
I'm not gonna call and check up on him.
691
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,200
Then call him and tell him to look on Politico,
692
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,920
'cause I'm reading that Spencer Bachus
told his hometown newspaper today
693
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,676
- that Washington is there to serve the banks.
- Seriously?
694
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,673
- Spencer Bachus is...
- I know. Is that a quote?
695
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,673
"Washington is here to serve the banks."
696
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,320
I actually do have to call Jim.
It's an economic story.
697
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,993
That's what I'm saying.
698
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,150
Can I see that?
699
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,080
- Hello.
- Jim, it's me.
700
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,514
- Yeah?
- Did I wake you up?
701
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,273
No. Is everything all right?
702
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,034
Go to Politico. The new Chairman of
the House Financial Services Committee
703
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,080
told his hometown newspaper that
Washington is here to serve the banks.
704
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,720
- Bachus?
- Yeah. Go to Politico and click on...
705
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,756
- Jim?
- Yeah?
706
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,874
You know, I'll talk to you in the morning.
707
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,510
Something wrong?
708
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,759
She should really change her ringtone.
709
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,795
I can't believe what you just did.
710
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,635
There is no way I'm the bad guy
in what just happened.
711
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,552
At worst, I'm in fourth place.
712
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,394
Have I done something wrong?
713
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,710
No.
714
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,875
Good.
715
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,749
- "Serial Sleaze."
- I can explain this one.
716
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,912
"Will McAvoy is making more news
when he's not behind his desk.
717
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,195
"For the second time in a week,
718
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,354
"the ACN anchor was humiliated by
a drink to the face from an unhappy date
719
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,955
- "when the newly-come-liberal bachelor..."
- Registered Republican.
720
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,397
"...stepped out with a bodacious blonde
for a late supper at the Mercer Kitchen.
721
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,551
"The formerly vanilla host
of Atlantis Cable's flagship program,
722
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,632
"who many believe has become unglued
723
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:14,316
"since an appearance at the
Northwestern School of Journalism last April,
724
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,999
"seems to like the ladies.
725
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,717
"Unfortunately for McAvoy,
the ladies don't seem to like him back.
726
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,516
"The kicker? Our spies tell us that McAvoy,
727
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,434
"who's reported to earn
a mid-seven figure salary,
728
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,556
"stiffed the waiter on his tip."
729
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,276
Are you kidding? We didn't get past drinks.
730
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,669
I threw $100 on the table.
731
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,275
How much is a vodka martini
and a pomegranate cosmo?
732
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,437
Please tell me it was you
who ordered the martini.
733
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,749
Of course I was the one who... Yes.
734
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,349
Look, she asked me about New Year's Eve,
I told her.
735
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,116
And it turns out that she, too, really seems
to care about the life of Bethany...
736
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,839
- Brittany.
- ...DiLaguardiosa.
737
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,679
- No.
- How does it get in the paper so fast?
738
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,989
God, these guys are good.
739
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,549
Well, now we're putting out a statement.
740
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,040
- No.
- Not from you.
741
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,112
- From your spokesperson.
- Not from any person.
742
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,672
Mr. McAvoy has been the victim of
a comical series of misunderstandings.
743
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,190
No way.
However, I want to depose every waiter,
744
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,677
bartender, doorman and valet
to whom I have ever given a tip.
745
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,235
That might be unrealistic.
746
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,516
I am beloved in the service industries.
747
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,069
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you,
how's the dating going?
748
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,310
You know what?
749
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,471
How many women did you date
before you finally found the one?
750
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,991
Doesn't matter how many I dated before.
I didn't date anyone after.
751
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,752
It probably helped that
she didn't pull your heart out,
752
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,833
throw it into an oven
preheated to 450 degrees,
753
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,515
bake it in a light honey glaze
and serve it to you on a bed of rice.
754
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,155
That's vivid, but you don't hold onto things.
755
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,515
Why is it taking you so long to...
756
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,753
Because it is.
It doesn't work like in the movies.
757
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,559
It doesn't work at all.
758
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,711
- How sure are you about that?
- Please.
759
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,031
On the off chance that
you're not going to live forever,
760
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,032
why not take a shot at being happy now?
761
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,316
Can I go do the news?
762
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,230
Yes.
763
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,399
- Hey, stupid.
- Yeah?
764
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,634
- What'd I say?
- When?
765
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,994
I said don't show up in Page Six
with another date.
766
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,549
- You think I phoned this in?
- Carrie is freaking out.
767
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,194
- Who's Carrie?
- Two nights ago!
768
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,475
Oh, God. What did she say?
769
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,671
That you're a womanizing asshole,
and she hates you.
770
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,911
I wasn't womanizing. I was dating.
771
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,560
Well, William, she has a gun,
and she's going to shoot you.
772
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,197
She's going to have to shoot you first, Sloan,
773
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,714
because I'm going to use you
as a human shield,
774
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,393
because you set me up with Annie Oakley.
775
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,673
- You mean Ado Annie?
- I mean Annie Oakley.
776
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,672
Annie Get Your Gun. Ado Annie's Oklahoma!
777
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,400
- "I'm just a girl who can't say no."
- I can't help you anymore.
778
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,631
Damn, 'cause your help's been invaluable
up till now.
779
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,836
Hey!
780
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,030
- Are you sure about Annie Get Your Gun?
- Yes.
781
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,153
Back in 15 seconds, Will.
782
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,471
Try not to date anyone
before you're on the air.
783
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,314
Copy, Mac. Try not to sleep
with your ex-boyfriend while I am.
784
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,834
In three...
785
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,479
He got the better of that exchange.
786
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,394
Mark Twain said
"A lie'll get halfway around the world
787
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,199
"before the truth has time
to pull its boots on."
788
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,472
That was literally the case in this story
we didn't pay enough attention to in 2010.
789
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,075
President Obama was scheduled
to travel to Mumbai
790
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,676
to meet with the Indian Prime Minister
about loosening US trade restrictions,
791
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:12,154
a successful trip that would net our country
$10 billion in export deals and 50,000 jobs.
792
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,153
And these overseas trips routinely cost
in the area of $5 million a day.
793
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,311
- Hey.
- Hey.
794
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,314
But on November 2nd of last year,
the website for New Delhi TV
795
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,154
quoted an anonymous official
of the Maharashtra Government
796
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:28,553
saying that President Obama's trip
would be costing $200 million a day.
797
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,680
The Drudge Report posts a link to the story,
798
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,400
either believing it to be possible
or not caring that it isn't.
799
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,032
Rush Limbaugh knows this figure
can't possibly be right.
800
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,919
But Mr. Limbaugh runs with it anyway.
801
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,472
507 rooms at the Taj Mahal,
four... Forty airplanes,
802
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,835
$200 million a day
803
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,517
this nation will spend
on Obama's trip to India.
804
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,520
In spite of there being no source
for this information,
805
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,796
to say nothing of the absurdity of the figure,
806
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,473
- Fox News grabs the baton.
- Ready, SOT one.
807
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,439
So he's traveling with 34 warships,
an entourage...
808
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,753
Oh, yeah, and he added 34 warships,
or 14% of the US Navy.
809
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,720
So he's traveling with 34 warships,
an entourage of 3,000 people...
810
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,110
Nope.
811
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,319
He's staying at the Taj Mahal Hotel,
812
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,199
which they have booked every single room in.
813
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,150
And he's doing it, $2 billion for 10 days. Why?
814
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,597
So on November 3rd, Matt Lehrich of
the Office of White House Media Affairs says,
815
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,560
"The numbers reported in this article
have no basis in reality."
816
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,712
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann,
founder of the Tea Party Caucus,
817
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,759
who herself has a difficult relationship
with reality,
818
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,480
ignores the statement from the White House.
819
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,631
I think we know that just within a day or so,
820
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,792
the President of the United States
will be taking a trip over to India
821
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,113
that is expected to cost the taxpayers
$200 million a day.
822
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,915
I think people who willfully, purposefully
and gleefully lie to the American people
823
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:08,632
in order to damage someone's reputation
should, like a registered sex offender,
824
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:12,919
be required by law to come with
that warning label for the rest of their lives.
825
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,273
- Hello?
- Will, it's Charlie.
826
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,511
I'm sorry to call early on a Saturday.
827
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,320
- What happened?
- Can you come into the office at 1 1:00?
828
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,154
- Yeah. What's going on?
- I'll see you at 1 1:00.
829
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,713
Welcome back to Red Carpet Roundup
830
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,952
where we continue our review
of last night's fashion winners
831
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,475
and losers at the People's Choice Awards.
832
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,597
We'll throw it back to our studio in Hollywood
833
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,878
and Paulita Maya and her team
of fashion experts.
834
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,394
Paulita?
835
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,880
And we're clear.
836
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:04,990
He's here.
837
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,072
Against all instincts
of what sanity sounds like,
838
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,072
I'm here at 11:00 on a Saturday.
839
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,480
- You won't regret it.
- Too late.
840
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,791
Thank you all for coming. Let me begin.
841
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,349
There are 1.7 million known species.
842
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,959
Biologists estimate this represents only
a quarter of the total species on the planet.
843
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:29,719
Species diversity is greatest in rain forests,
and 75% of all species live in rain forests.
844
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:35,679
So the argument is,
could there be an apex predator primate,
845
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,793
a missing link, if you will,
between six and 10 feet tall,
846
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:43,033
weighing up to 500 pounds that lives
in a dense temperate rain forest?
847
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,119
- Jim?
- No. Is that it?
848
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,669
Careful. Sometimes when Jim says no,
what he really means is,
849
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,717
"I'm sleeping with your roommate."
850
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,760
What's going on?
851
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,439
I didn't know you were coming.
852
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,795
- I was told to come.
- Really?
853
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,400
Charlie called me at 7:00 this morning.
854
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,676
I wonder how that happened.
855
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,399
Was I called in on a Saturday for Bigfoot?
856
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,793
I think you're gonna find this interesting.
857
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,712
I think you don't know what that word means.
858
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,678
- What are you doing?
- You told me to come in.
859
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,080
Not for this. What is this?
860
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,719
I'm glad you asked, Charlie. Bigfoot is...
861
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,393
Ah. Follow me.
862
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,077
- I called you in for this.
- Oh, shit.
863
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,800
We need a whole team for this?
864
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,677
Don's a good adviser on damage control.
865
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,752
- When's it come out?
- It's out. This is it.
866
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,320
You keep guns in your house?
867
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,709
Yeah, a vast collection.
868
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,632
Sometimes to relax,
I go to the park and shoot dogs.
869
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,872
- I'm just asking.
- She had the gun.
870
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,919
Some crazy fucking friend of Sloan's.
I took out the bullets.
871
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,559
The highest incidence
of Bigfoot sightings
872
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,518
have all come from
the temperate rain forest region
873
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,672
that stretches from
Northern California to Alaska.
874
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,151
Here we find local myths
like the Sasquatch and Ts'emekwes.
875
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,391
Here we find local myths
like Jim not being a liar.
876
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,436
Come with me, please.
877
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,920
- I'm learning things.
- Now, please.
878
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,800
First of all, you can't talk to me like that
in front of the staff.
879
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,070
Oh, listen to Mr...
880
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,350
- Mike.
- Yeah?
881
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,556
You got the rest of the afternoon off.
882
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,199
Maggie's taking your shift
on the assignment desk.
883
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,680
- You sure?
- Go home.
884
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,160
- Nice to throw your weight around?
- Yeah.
885
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,195
Sit your ass at that desk until 4:00.
That's number one.
886
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,792
Number two, I'm sorry that I lied to you.
I didn't want you to be upset.
887
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,038
- Why did you think I'd be upset?
- Because you are!
888
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,391
Not because you slept with Lisa,
because you lied about it!
889
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,120
Excuse me! This isn't soundproof glass!
890
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,679
It is because I slept with Lisa.
891
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,156
You've never lied to me in all the time
we've been working together.
892
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,556
Is that not a little bit...
893
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,909
A little bit a good feeling?
894
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,036
That it feels weird that I lied to you?
895
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:58,993
And isn't it a little bit a good feeling
that my instinct was to lie?
896
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,675
I have no idea what you're talking about.
897
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,879
It was Don's idea to fix me up with Lisa, right?
898
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,670
Yes.
899
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,520
And Don was the one who called Lisa
when she was at my place?
900
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,431
- Yes.
- Then I'd ask Don.
901
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,353
'Cause he has every idea
what I'm talking about.
902
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,591
I'm sorry I lied. It won't happen again.
903
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,350
Did you know she was married?
904
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,800
She's been separated for over a year.
905
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,599
- Did you smoke pot with her?
- Yes.
906
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,475
Did you level a.32 caliber gun at her head?
907
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,040
I was demonstrating... Fuck this.
908
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,119
You'd just done a gun rant that night.
909
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,879
Is that what it was, Mac? It was a rant?
910
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,155
Does she have
a text message from you?
911
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,637
Listen to me. She got jealous 'cause she read
912
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,473
that I went out with someone else
the next night.
913
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,349
Then she went to Nina Howard at TMI!
who was just waiting for a chance...
914
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,033
I knocked Jennifer Aniston off the cover?
915
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,672
This isn't funny, Will.
We're trying to do something here.
916
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,989
All of us.
917
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,879
There are guys in here on a Saturday doing...
What the hell are they doing?
918
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,229
They're learning about Bigfoot.
919
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,312
Which, by the way,
is what used to be in the tabloids.
920
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,039
Bigfoot and Elvis sightings
have been replaced...
921
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,270
Whatever.
922
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,000
We signed up with you and
no one's going to hear a word we're saying.
923
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,833
- Tell me what I did wrong.
- How about drugs?
924
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,679
I took a hit of a joint in my own home.
925
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,877
- The text message.
- I'm not telling you what it says.
926
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,599
Just tell me if you'd want
your mother to read it.
927
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,149
Yeah, she died 10 years ago,
and I wouldn't mind seeing her again.
928
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,636
Here's what we're gonna do.
You're gonna go on ACN Morning.
929
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,315
They are going to ask
the questions we want them to ask
930
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,800
and you're going to give
the answers we want...
931
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:35,916
I'm not doing that.
932
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,190
- Will.
- No, I'm not playing.
933
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,273
This is News Corp using their gossip trash
to fuck with an anchor.
934
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,194
News Corp doesn't own TMI! We do.
935
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,876
- I'm talking about the Right coming after me.
- Wait.
936
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,030
- I'm talking about...
- Wait!
937
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,635
Wait.
938
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,116
The tuxedo.
939
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,594
The $4,000 tux.
You didn't buy it off the rack, did you?
940
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,030
- What does...
- Just tell me.
941
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,556
You're my boss and
I make a lot more money than you do.
942
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,233
That makes me uncomfortable.
943
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,199
- No, the tux was made for me by Armand...
- Armand Felini.
944
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,880
Yeah, how did you know?
945
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,032
'Cause Leona Lansing gave me
the same Christmas present last year.
946
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:26,393
A custom-made tuxedo from Armand Felini.
947
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,190
This isn't News Corp. It's us.
948
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,115
It's AWM.
949
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,638
That's how Nina Howard knew
how much the suit cost.
950
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,156
Why would our parent company...
951
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:47,395
I had a meeting I never told you guys about
the day after election night.
952
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,716
Leona's really pissed that
you're shooting at Tea Party congressmen
953
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,599
and senators she has to do business with.
954
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,676
How pissed?
955
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,593
I'm not asking him to lie.
I'm not asking him to cover anything up.
956
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,956
But he's gonna tone it down or I'll fire him.
957
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,874
Well, best of luck trying
to program against him.
958
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,276
I won't have to.
959
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,716
He's got a non-compete clause
in his contract.
960
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,952
- He's got to stay off television for three years.
- That's a death sentence.
961
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,714
It is.
962
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:29,072
How would you possibly explain firing
the second most watched anchor on cable?
963
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,471
By creating what we call a context.
964
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,472
His firing would be viewed
as an honorable step
965
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,474
by a corporation willing to sacrifice
ratings for integrity.
966
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,119
How could you not tell me
about that meeting?
967
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,475
I should have.
968
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,880
- You think?
- I should have.
969
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,151
This is a huge line that's being crossed.
970
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,879
- I made that clear to her.
- A huge...
971
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,633
How many times in the last six months
have I asked
972
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,120
if we're all right on the 44th floor?
973
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:55,558
Will, I love you, but you've got clay feet,
and I needed to keep you in the chair.
974
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,909
Thanks for the confidence.
975
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,320
Can we get back to damage control?
976
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,312
- ACN Morning Monday.
- Hang on.
977
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,196
You'd never allow a non-compete clause
in your contract.
978
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,112
You couldn't stay off the television
for five minutes.
979
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,237
It got put in.
980
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:09,915
When?
981
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,309
When, Will?
982
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,479
When I renegotiated my contract.
983
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,677
To be able to fire me at the end of each week.
984
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,590
Yeah.
985
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,994
- Jesus Christ, how much do you hate me?
- I don't hate you.
986
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,640
You allowed a non-compete clause
in your contract?
987
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:42,872
Three years? You were willing to stay off TV
for three years?
988
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,192
When was the last time an anchor
stayed off TV for three years
989
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,555
and ever came back?
990
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,875
Have revenge sex with every woman
in the Tri-State area, for all I care,
991
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,077
but keep it out of the goddamn newspapers.
992
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,437
- Some of us have moved on.
- Yeah, you mentioned that.
993
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,433
I can leave. You can do the same show
with another producer.
994
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,670
We can have that discussion.
995
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,996
- Why don't we have it now?
- Yeah.
996
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,914
Yeah, some of us moved on
three and a half years ago
997
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,474
and forgot to tell me!
998
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,640
Uh...
999
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,117
The vast majority of this rain forest
is unexplored
1000
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,998
despite almost 100 years
of commercial logging.
1001
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,995
I would add that renowned primatologist
Jane Goodall is also a believer,
1002
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,232
given the cryptozoological history
of the lowland gorilla.
1003
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,519
But she's not alone in this scientific field.
Due to frequent yeti sightings...
1004
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,150
Heads up!
1005
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,160
- What's going on?
- All hands!
1006
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,435
There's been a shooting in Tucson
1007
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,989
and a congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords,
has been shot in the head.
1008
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,355
This is Martin at the ACN newsroom.
1009
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,397
I was wondering if you have a comment
on the shooting?
1010
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,516
Get me our Tucson affiliate.
1011
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,151
It's Charlie Skinner. New York Control
is breaking in in 15 minutes.
1012
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,430
- Tess!
- Yeah?
1013
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,273
- I'm giving you a phone number.
- Okay.
1014
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,271
Quickly. Lieutenant Harvel Shansky,
Tucson PD. 8-4-6...
1015
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,472
Gary, I need to be able to talk
to a goddamn correspondent on the ground.
1016
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,029
- The shooter's in custody.
- Who is he? How'd they get him?
1017
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:42,989
Everybody up! Up, up!
1018
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,311
...recording their next album without Maines.
1019
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,915
We'll get the inside scoop
from Natalie herself.
1020
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,557
We're cutting into our
program with breaking news.
1021
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,475
A local Tucson newspaper is reporting
that Arizona Congresswoman Gabby...
1022
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,793
Gabrielle Giffords has been shot
1023
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,317
while holding a public event
in Tucson outside a grocery store.
1024
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,711
Possibly as many as 12 others
have been rushed to an area hospital...
1025
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,112
We're now learning that three members
of Gabrielle Giffords' staff
1026
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,477
were among those wounded and rushed
to University Medical Center in Tucson.
1027
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:00,716
Does he have an arrest record?
1028
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,230
They've had him for over an hour now.
How can they not know who he is?
1029
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,993
He's not going on the air with maybe.
1030
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,077
- Jim. Jim.
- No, an arrest record.
1031
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,039
Can you tell me if the congresswoman's
district office has received any threats?
1032
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,076
- Jim.
- Yeah?
1033
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,514
NPR is saying she's dead.
1034
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,000
- Anyone else?
- No.
1035
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,995
Then she's not dead yet.
1036
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,752
If you're just joining us,
a gunman in Arizona opened fire...
1037
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,356
Fox, MSNBC and CNN are all calling it.
1038
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,590
Let me hear MSNBC.
1039
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,592
...a sole source of information
1040
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:39,358
that reports that the Arizona congresswoman
Gabrielle Giffords has been killed
1041
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,350
in this heinous attempt on her life...
1042
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,475
Joey.
1043
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,551
Get me some official confirmation,
or I'm not calling it now.
1044
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,472
Why hasn't he called it yet?
1045
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,200
I don't have time right now.
1046
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,470
Jim, why hasn't he called it?
1047
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,517
- Gary, I need him in the hospital.
- He's there.
1048
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,917
CNN, MSNBC and FOX say she's dead.
1049
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,434
They're all going off the same NPR report.
1050
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,591
- I'm not satisfied.
- I don't give a shit if you're satisfied.
1051
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,399
What the hell is he... Hey!
1052
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,952
We're going to show you now an interview
Gabrielle Giffords gave just last year.
1053
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,793
This is Congresswoman Giffords.
1054
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,479
- Thirty seconds.
- What's going on?
1055
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,315
- I'll call security.
- Every second you're not current,
1056
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,596
1,000 people are changing the channel
to the guy who is.
1057
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,518
That's the business you're in.
1058
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,832
MSNBC, Fox and CNN all say she's dead.
Don, tell him.
1059
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:37,949
Don!
1060
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,517
It's a person.
1061
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,751
A doctor pronounces her dead, not the news.
1062
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,271
Back in five, four...
1063
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,633
What we know so far is that
Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords
1064
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,320
and 12 others
were shot when a gunman opened fire
1065
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,756
at a local town hall in Tucson, Arizona.
1066
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,156
Is he overhearing it or is he at the hospital?
1067
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,799
- She's alive!
- Who's telling you that?
1068
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,236
The anesthesiologist.
She's being prepped for surgery.
1069
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,556
- I've got her alive!
- NPR called it wrong. She's alive.
1070
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,760
She's alive.
1071
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,030
Will.
1072
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,273
All right, we're learning now
that Giffords is being prepped for surgery,
1073
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,000
and we have our ACN affiliate
at University Hospital now.
1074
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,196
What can you tell us?
1075
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,390
Will...
1076
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,234
Mac, get in here with Charlie right now.
1077
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,155
- Is everything...
- Right now!
1078
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,075
You tell Leona that if she wants me
out of this chair,
1079
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,833
she better bring more than
just a couple of guys.
1080
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,513
That's exactly what I'll fucking tell her.
1081
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,434
- I'm not fucking around, Charlie!
- Feet of fucking steel.
1082
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,910
- Mac.
- I'm sorry.
1083
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,798
- It's not your fault.
- I fucked everything up!
1084
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,951
- It's gonna be all right.
- What the fuck is going on?
1085
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,679
You're a fucking newsman, Don!
1086
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,400
I ever tell you otherwise,
you punch me in the face!
1087
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,515
- Okay, but you're back in 30.
- Back in 30 seconds.
1088
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,232
Joey. Just breathe regular.
1089
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,440
This is a sketchy description of the procedure
they'll be trying.
1090
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,636
Hey.
1091
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,032
When this is over,
let me see the Bigfoot presentation.
1092
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,590
Really?
1093
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,438
I think I need some consulting
on what's real and what's not.
1094
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,955
Okay, I think you'll find that
there's some striking evidence...
1095
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,838
- Not now.
- Stand by, camera one.
1096
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,559
- Right.
- In three, two...
1097
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,194
Thank you, Tom.
Let's put together what we know.
1098
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,000
A little after noon today,
Congresswoman Gabby Giffords
1099
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,959
was shot while holding a town hall meeting
in Tucson, Arizona.