1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,875 Sharon is a very funny woman, 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,520 but she has less faith in American individualism than I do. 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,991 Hang on, I have plenty of... When did I ever express any lack of faith? 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,391 I didn't say and never said that Barack Obama was a socialist. 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,392 - Seriously? - What I said and I have always said... 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,199 Lewis, you are begging me to run a sound package 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,590 Monday morning that shows you hundreds of times 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,672 calling the president a socialist. 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,513 I'll read your columns on the air. 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,160 The policies are, look up the definition, my friend, they're socialist. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,880 By your definition, so were Ronald Reagan's. 12 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,758 - What do you think taxes are? 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,115 That was the last great president. 14 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,953 American individualism can't build roads. 15 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,111 - An individual... - Go on, get it all out. 16 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,874 Thank you, since the question was addressed to me. 17 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,595 An individual can't build a school or assemble an army... 18 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,717 No one's talking about disbanding the army. 19 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,712 So we can agree that the government is good for that? 20 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,632 - Yes. Fine. - Yes. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,838 - A fire department, good idea or bad idea? 22 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,474 You are getting so worked up, Sharon. 23 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,472 I'm afraid you're gonna start shooting light out of your ass. 24 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,757 Good idea or bad idea on the fire department? 25 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,355 Or should it be a private fire department 26 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,831 that only comes to your burning house if you paid your monthly fire bill? 27 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,230 I am more than happy to pay for a fire department. 28 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,879 I am not happy to pay for a painting 29 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,759 that I don't wanna look at, poetry I don't wanna read. 30 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,957 You can't skip right to the NEA! 31 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,918 And you cannot skip right to the army. 32 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:50,000 0.00004% of the federal budget 33 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:55,030 and is code for New York, Jewish, perverted and gay. 34 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,631 - Will. - Yes, sir. 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,520 Anything to add? 36 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,274 I think we'd need a more precise definition of "perverted." 37 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,352 Okay. 38 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,519 We'll go on to the next question. 39 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,796 - You, sir. - My name's Steven. 40 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,316 I'm a junior and my question is for Will McAvoy. 41 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,759 Do you consider yourself a Democrat, a Republican or Independent? 42 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,120 I consider myself a New York Jets fan, Steven. 43 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,954 Since it's been brought up, 44 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:31,200 you've almost religiously avoided stating or even implying a political allegiance. 45 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,033 Is that because as a news anchor 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,919 you feel the integrity of your broadcast would be compromised? 47 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,753 That sounds like a good answer. I'll take it. 48 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,595 There was a short piece on Vanity Fair's website 49 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,070 by Marshall Westbrook, you probably saw it, 50 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,232 where he calls you the "Jay Leno of news anchors." 51 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,631 You're popular because you don't bother anyone. 52 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,710 Yeah. 53 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,439 How do you feel about that? 54 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,760 - Jealous of the size of Jay's audience. 55 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:04,232 Are you willing to say here tonight whether you lean right or left? 56 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,395 I've voted for candidates run by both major parties. 57 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,200 Let's move on to the next question. 58 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,511 - Go ahead. - Hi. My name is Jenny. 59 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,160 I'm a sophomore, and this is for all three of you. 60 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,110 - Can you say in one sentence or less... 61 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,678 Um, you know what I mean. 62 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,754 Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world? 63 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,680 Diversity and opportunity. 64 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,955 Lewis. 65 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,078 Freedom and freedom. So let's keep it that way. 66 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,910 Will. 67 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,310 - The New York Jets. 68 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,950 No, I'm gonna hold you to an answer on that. 69 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,235 What makes America the greatest country in the world? 70 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,152 Well, Lewis and Sharon said it, 71 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,709 diversity, and opportunity, and freedom and freedom. 72 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,040 I'm not letting you go back to the airport 73 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,315 without answering the question. 74 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,790 Well, our Constitution is a masterpiece. James Madison was a genius. 75 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:32,033 The Declaration of Independence is, for me, the single greatest piece of American writing. 76 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,440 You don't look satisfied. 77 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,200 One's a set of laws and the other's a declaration of war. 78 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,397 I want a human moment from you. 79 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,957 What about the people? Why is America... 80 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,679 It's not the greatest country in the world, Professor. 81 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,035 That's my answer. 82 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,473 - You're saying... - Yes. 83 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,918 - Let's talk about... - Fine. Sharon, the NEA is a loser. 84 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,912 Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, 85 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,753 but he gets to hit you with it any time he wants. 86 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,311 It doesn't cost money, it costs votes. It costs airtime and column inches. 87 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,199 You know why people don't like liberals? Because they lose. 88 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,512 If liberals are so fuckin' smart, how come they lose so goddamn always? 89 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,795 - Hey... - And with a straight face 90 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,479 you're gonna tell students 91 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,711 that America is so star-spangled awesome 92 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,116 that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? 93 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,034 Canada has freedom. Japan has freedom. 94 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,318 The UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia. 95 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,790 Belgium has freedom! 96 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,952 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom. 97 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,157 - All right... - And, yeah, you, sorority girl. 98 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,994 Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, 99 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,878 there are some things you should know, and one of them is 100 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,360 there is absolutely no evidence 101 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,080 to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. 102 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:52,673 We're seventh in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 103 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:56,515 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, 104 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,671 number four in labor force, and number four in exports. 105 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,229 We lead the world in only three categories, 106 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:05,837 number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, 107 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,311 and defense spending where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 108 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,880 25 of whom are allies. 109 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,350 Now, none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, 110 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,159 but you nonetheless are without a doubt 111 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,870 a member of the worst period generation period ever period. 112 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,839 So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, 113 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,389 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 114 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,960 Yosemite? 115 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,073 We sure used to be. 116 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,072 We stood up for what was right. 117 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:48,752 We fought for moral reasons, we passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons. 118 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,480 We waged wars on poverty, not poor people. 119 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,911 We sacrificed. We cared about our neighbors. 120 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,834 We put our money where our mouths were, and we never beat our chest. 121 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:02,757 We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, 122 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:07,960 explored the universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world's greatest artists 123 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,191 and the world's greatest economy. 124 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,512 We reached for the stars, 125 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,869 acted like men. 126 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,156 We aspired to intelligence. We didn't belittle it. 127 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,197 It didn't make us feel inferior. 128 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,955 We didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in the last election, 129 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,999 and we didn't... We didn't scare so easy. 130 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,110 Huh. 131 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,752 We were able to be all these things and do all these things 132 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,832 because we were informed. 133 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,989 By great men, men who were revered. 134 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,557 First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. 135 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,230 America is not the greatest country in the world anymore. 136 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,310 Enough? 137 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,156 - What the fuck was that? - Are you out of your mind? That was a kid. 138 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,836 I'm sorry! I'm taking medicine for vertigo, and I think it works because I've got it. 139 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,832 You're in trouble, man. You can't talk to me like that. 140 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,479 - Do you need a doctor? - Jesus Christ. 141 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,239 Listen, listen! 142 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,114 What did I say out there? 143 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,640 I'm excited to meet them, too, but... 144 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:47,160 I'm excited to meet them, too, but not tonight. It's just too soon. 145 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,310 When did you decide that? 146 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:52,155 I really can't pinpoint the time. I have to get back into my meeting. 147 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,640 It's not a meeting, it's a party. 148 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,995 - There's pizza. - We've been dating for four months, 149 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,309 and I think that's too soon to meet her parents. 150 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,393 That's like level three stuff. We're at level two. Can I get a ruling? 151 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,358 When your conversation started in front of my desk, 152 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,512 I was concerned that I'd been caught in the middle of something personal, 153 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,030 but I can see now that I was worried for nothing. 154 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,114 I think it's too soon to meet your parents. 155 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,998 I'm not comfortable with it. Can you respect that? 156 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,434 I've been telling them about you for months. 157 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,510 What am I supposed to say? 158 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,920 - That I had to work late. - Why? 159 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,434 Why does anybody ever have to work late? 160 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,670 They don't. They're usually lying. 161 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,274 That's true, but I know that you can sell it. 162 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,636 Now why would you make a dumb decision when I'm offering... 163 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,632 Loyalty, I'm making a dumb decision out of loyalty. 164 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,473 - You're making a smart one out of ambition. 165 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,630 Yeah. 166 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,871 He can't remember your name, Maggie, and I'm the asshole. 167 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,957 I was an intern, and he promoted me to his assistant. 168 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,272 He didn't promote you, honey. He thought you were his assistant. 169 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,233 You have to go back to your pizza meeting, but could you do me a favor 170 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,720 and not talk about us in front of... 171 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,712 Everybody here knows. Nobody here cares. 172 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,917 They will once we start fighting in the middle of the newsroom, 173 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,354 and one of us is gonna get fired. 174 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,909 Do you think it's gonna be the hotshot EP out of Columbia J-school 175 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,152 or you think it's gonna be the intern who got accidentally promoted to assistant? 176 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,960 You're making a mistake. 177 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,633 I'm used to them by now. 178 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,109 - Loyalty? - Yep. 179 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,597 He just walked into his office without noticing that his staff isn't here. 180 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,638 Text me when you're done with your parents tonight. 181 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,000 Where's... Where is everybody? 182 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,350 Welcome back, man. 183 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,075 Thanks. Where is everybody? 184 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,319 You gotta go up to see Charlie. 185 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,438 Okay. Where is everybody? 186 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,911 I have strict orders from Charlie not to say anything until he's talked to you first. 187 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,320 I've got a meeting. 188 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,993 What's going on? 189 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,713 Okay. Ooh! 190 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,919 Couldn't say the answer from over there? 191 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,354 - Welcome back. - Thank you. 192 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,033 Charlie Skinner needs to see you in his office. 193 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,839 - Now? - He said as soon as you come in. 194 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,354 What's... You're Ellen? 195 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,159 - Maggie, Margaret. - What's going on? 196 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,879 We know as little as you do. 197 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,434 - Really? - Almost as little as you do. 198 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,920 What's the part that you know that I don't? 199 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,912 - You should talk to Charlie Skinner. - Where's Karen? 200 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,477 - There's no one who works here named Karen. - My assistant. 201 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,711 - I'm your assistant. - You're Ellen. 202 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,719 - Margaret. - Okay. 203 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,197 Uh, I'll let his secretary know you're on your way. 204 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,600 Her name is Karen. 205 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,957 No one's named Karen. No one. 206 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,793 - All right. - I'll call up for you. 207 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,791 Angela, hi. It's Maggie from downstairs. 208 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,834 - You can go on in. He's waiting for you. - Thank you. 209 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,957 You own this now, my friend. You have bought it. 210 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,272 You have paid for it and you have the receipt. I wanna be crystal clear, this is yours. 211 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,430 - You're wearing it. 212 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,239 - Henry wants me to make sure you know that. - Wait. 213 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,993 Mr. Will McAvoy has just stepped into my office, 214 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,878 so I need to walk him through this. 215 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,673 - Shit, how much does he know? - You're on speaker. 216 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,989 I don't know anything. Who is this? 217 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,151 - Heh-hey, Will! How was the vaca... 218 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,034 Welcome back. You look great. 219 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,349 I don't know what just happened there. 220 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,751 Two weeks in Saint Lucia was just what the doctor ordered, literally. 221 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,994 - You've got pictures? - No. 222 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,673 Don't worry about it. TMZ does. 223 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,070 - You were down there with Erin Andrews. - There's a picture? 224 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,470 No, that was a trap, but I knew you were seeing her. 225 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,280 - All right, seriously, what the hell's going on? - Something exciting. 226 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,960 Hardly anybody who works for me is where they usually are. 227 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,236 - I was in a bar in Da Nang. - Just now? 228 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,515 1969. 229 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,991 I was embedded with the 144th Artillery for UPI, 230 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:14,597 and I was sitting there with a warm Coke, watching a beautiful Vietnamese woman 231 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,798 doing an exotic dance right in the middle of everybody. 232 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,678 A beautiful, beautiful woman. 233 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,513 And I thought to myself, 234 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,880 "I will never know what it is to be with a woman like that." 235 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,318 And at that exact moment, the woman spun twice, 236 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,915 teetered over, and fell right into my lap. 237 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,277 That was a story about how sometimes things fall right into your lap. 238 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,950 Where's my staff? 239 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,760 The answer to that question has several parts. 240 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,550 First, we're gonna try Elliot out at 10:00. He's starting in two weeks. 241 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,871 Good. Thank you. With the right EP, he'll do great at 10:00. 242 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,078 I think so, too, and I know how much he appreciates your lobbying hard for him. 243 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,554 He really looks up to you. 244 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,154 What's this got to do with my staff? 245 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,516 - He's taking your staff. - What are you talking about? 246 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,389 Well, strictly speaking, he's taking your EP and your EP's taking your staff. 247 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,233 - Wait, Don's going with Elliot? - Listen... 248 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,913 - Where is he? - There's no need... 249 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,719 - Where is he? - They're both... 250 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,799 Don got everyone pizza. They're in one of the conference rooms. 251 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,036 Will! 252 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,510 I gave him his first job on the air, his first job on a panel, 253 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,432 his first job as a substitute anchor. 254 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,751 I make it known to anyone who matters I'd like to see him at 10:00. 255 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,594 - He poaches Don. - Elliot didn't poach him. Don asked to go. 256 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,672 - He asked to go? He asked to go? - Yeah. Yeah. 257 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,400 - Because of what happened? - Absolutely not. That's over. 258 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,914 It's not over. The story won't end. 259 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,753 Did anybody hear the second half of what I said? 260 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,752 - I made a rousing call... - It's not why Don's leaving. 261 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,115 Why is he leaving? 262 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,515 Oh! 263 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,835 Yeah, I get that there are moments, small moments, infrequent moments, 264 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,354 where I'm not the easiest guy to work with, 265 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,840 - but who the hell is? - I am. 266 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,759 Well, it helps that you're drunk most of the time. 267 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,433 It certainly does. Do me a favor... 268 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,273 This is more than unprofessional, it's uncivilized. 269 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,555 But more than that, it's unprofessional. 270 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,279 - Just do me a favor, okay? - Sure. 271 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,431 - Try not to make a scene... - Hey, dickless! 272 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,080 - Not you. You're in a minute. You. 273 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,756 Hey, Will. 274 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,718 Congratulations on the show. You're gonna do great. 275 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,678 I'd have called you, but I didn't know where you were staying. 276 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,274 I kept getting an out-of-the-office reply. 277 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,033 You're taking my executive producer? 278 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,317 Before you go any further, I strongly objected. 279 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,119 - Did you? - For all the reasons... 280 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,920 - I think this conversation's about me. - Catlike instincts. 281 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,799 I tried to get in touch with you, but Charlie said... 282 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,950 - You asked to leave? - I did, 283 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,838 - but we have two weeks before... - Because of what happened? 284 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,479 Because the second half was a rousing call to... 285 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,552 - It has nothing to do with what happened. - The timing is curious. 286 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,916 Didn't you tell him it doesn't have anything to do with what happened? 287 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,469 Yes, and talk to him when you're talking to him. 288 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,791 After all the time we spent working side by side? 289 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,833 I've been your EP for 13 weeks. 290 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,474 That's the longest I've ever worked with anybody! 291 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,474 I mean, you were the one. You were my guy. We were like the Everly Brothers. 292 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,074 You'll interview some good candidates. 293 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,231 Don, please, I'll replace you in 15 minutes. 294 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,912 You know, it wasn't the anti-American thing, Will, 295 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,959 or even that you aimed a profanity-laced tirade at a college sophomore... 296 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,477 She's talking about suing the university for mental anguish. 297 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,995 - Talking about it to who? - Mostly Kathie Lee and Hoda. 298 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,037 - Guess who her lawyer is. - If you say Gloria Allred... 299 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,079 - It's your personality. - What? 300 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,072 The reason I'm leaving and the reason the others are. 301 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,515 I'm affable! 302 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,799 To strangers, to people who watch you on TV. You yelled at me in front of the crew. 303 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,679 - That's what this is about. - Yes, that's what this is about. 304 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,592 Yeah, you know, I thought you were talking into my ear. 305 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,830 That's what I'm supposed to do. 306 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,917 I had Stanley McChrystal on satellite from Kandahar. 307 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,118 He's being shot at by the fucking Taliban, and you were yakking in my ear. 308 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,351 I wasn't yakking. I was telling you not to let him off the hook. 309 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,636 Was that something that really needed to be said four times? 310 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,160 Yeah, because you let him off the hook, 311 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,471 as was pointed out by everyone with Internet access. 312 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,950 You blew that interview, and you took it out on me. 313 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,360 It was two days after the thing with the student. 314 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,750 I thought it would be a good idea to show deference to a three-star... 315 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,514 You took it out on me, you did it in front of the staff, 316 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,796 then you took it out on the staff the way you're doing right now. 317 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,792 The staff isn't here! 318 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,237 You're taking the department heads. Who the hell knows who they're taking? 319 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,470 Maggie's standing right there. 320 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,677 Her name happens to be Ellen! 321 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,234 It's Margaret. 322 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:45,280 And simply put, you are a smart, talented guy who isn't very nice 323 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,238 and the countdown to your retirement from relevance... 324 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,595 - All right. - ...started the moment you called 325 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,160 conservatives idiots and liberals losers. 326 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,550 - That's enough. - A bad reaction to vertigo medicine? 327 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,915 - Don. - Did you just send that gift-wrapped 328 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,229 to every comedian in the world? 329 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,754 I didn't have a lot of time to think. 330 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,991 - Do you think maybe if you'd let me prep you! - Don. 331 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,072 - You had a brand! - I'm a Marine, Don! 332 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,278 I will beat the shit out of you! I don't care how many protein bars you eat. 333 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,636 Hey, hey, hey, hey. All right. 334 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:14,114 All right, look, I'm sorry I said all that. 335 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,237 No, it's easier to say than the truth. 336 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,717 - What? - You're jumping a sinking ship. 337 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,793 You've always been the smartest guy around here. 338 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,516 I appreciate you promoting me up as fast as you did. 339 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,114 And I will work with whoever you hire 340 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,034 to make it a smooth transition over the next two weeks. 341 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,430 - Is that the afternoon brief? - Yeah. 342 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,192 I'm... I'm sorry about all this. 343 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,717 No, no, no. Good luck with the show, man. I'm here for whatever you need. 344 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,397 You did let McChrystal off the hook because you were gun-shy after Northwestern. 345 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,472 - He was right about that. - I didn't let him off the hook. 346 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,950 He's a general. He's a professional strategist, Charlie. 347 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,554 He's schooled in evasive tactics. 348 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,233 Against armies, not journalists. 349 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,552 Chief Brody, Hooper, and Captain Quint didn't let Jaws off the hook is what I'm saying. 350 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,710 All right. 351 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,678 - I didn't know. - What? 352 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,037 I didn't know that people didn't like working for me. 353 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,679 - Do you care? - No. 354 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,992 Of course I care. Anybody would care. 355 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,353 But honestly, I don't. 356 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,551 I do. I am a perfectly nice guy and I have the focus group data to prove it, 357 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,233 so maybe the problem lies not with me... 358 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,040 - I hired a new EP for you. - What do you mean? 359 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,719 I hired you a new EP. 360 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,516 You hi... You... 361 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,514 I'm never going on vacation again. You hired a new EP without my meeting him? 362 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,353 - Her. - Without my meeting her? 363 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,033 - No, you've met her. - Who? 364 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:49,910 Charlie, have you hired to run my show, without consulting me... 365 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,440 You were unreachable. 366 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,512 Only one person knew how to get in touch with you. 367 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,876 - It was you! - I had to right the ship. 368 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,431 You know that for this particular job, there's no one better. 369 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,040 You're not talking about MacKenzie. 370 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,873 I had to right the ship. 371 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,872 You're too big an asset to screw around with 372 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,032 and your focus group data isn't saying what it said three weeks ago. 373 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,873 - Charlie... - She was in Peshawar... 374 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,872 - Oh, my God. - For four months. 375 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:17,239 The Green Zone for a year before that. Her guys were filing stories from caves. 376 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,917 She comes home, she wants to be an EP again, have a normal life, 377 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,357 and there's nothing for her at CNN, nothing for her at ABC. 378 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,671 - I knew that. - She's exhausted. 379 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:32,191 Not like at the end of a long day. She's mentally and physically exhausted. 380 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,711 She hasn't had four hours' sleep in two years. 381 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,315 She's been shot at in three different countries. 382 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,317 And she's been to way too many funerals for a girl her age. 383 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,396 - She wants to come home. - Yeah, look, I don't blame her. 384 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,394 They don't have a job for her in Atlanta, DC, or New York. 385 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,230 MacKenzie... Line up any 10 people, 386 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,676 eight of them will tell you she's the best EP in the business 387 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,479 and the other two will be stupid! 388 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,197 I'm one of the eight, but it's not gonna happen. 389 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,754 - It's happened. - No. 390 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,594 She's coming up from DC today with one of her people. 391 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,990 No, listen to what I'm telling you. I can't give my approval. 392 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,356 The deal's a day away from being signed, three years. 393 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,591 I have approval over my executive producer. 394 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,036 - You would think so, wouldn't you? - I would, yeah. 395 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,157 Business Affairs went through your whole deal. 396 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,640 I don't have contractual approval? 397 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,757 - No. But you know what? - I don't have contractual approval? 398 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,679 You're up for renegotiation in 18 months. 399 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,234 I'd have your agent put that clause... 400 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,279 No, I'm walking down the street to William Morris. 401 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,955 - I'm gonna renegotiate my contract right now. - It's not gonna go your way. 402 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,670 I generate an annual profit of $210 million on my own. 403 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,559 That's not counting the lead-in freight I push to 9:00 and 10:00. 404 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,280 That may be tipping money for this company, but it's not nothing. 405 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,470 - Will. - What? 406 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,960 When was the last time you saw her? 407 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,360 I don't know. About three years ago. 408 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,114 Coincidentally, that's the last time you were a nice guy! 409 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,311 Would you like another, Mr. Skinner? 410 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,516 Yes, please. 411 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,675 Most notably Lehman's former CEO Richard Fuld, 412 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,151 seen here testifying to the House Oversight Committee on Capitol Hill. 413 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,551 The 2,200 pages report a serious lapse by top executives 414 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,075 and details the accounting gimmick used by Lehman, 415 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,437 including the use of something they call the Repo 105 416 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,837 to move about $50 billion in debt off of the books. 417 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,310 They say the company withheld information. 418 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,869 They further outlined an auditor failure, saying that 419 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,634 Ernst & Young basically was performing... 420 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,995 - Excuse me. - Yes? 421 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,151 - I'm MacKenzie McHale. - How can I help you? 422 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,391 I'm supposed to be meeting with Will. 423 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,840 Oh, my God! I'm sorry. 424 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,877 - You're MacKenzie. - I am. And you are? 425 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,394 - I'm Mag... - Mac. 426 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,597 - Hey, Don. 427 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,351 MacKenzie gave me my first summer internship. 428 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,837 Don't tell me you're here to interview for my job. 429 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,519 No, I'm here to do your job. 430 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,353 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 431 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,272 - I don't understand. - I don't understand. 432 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,079 When were you hired? 433 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,436 - Is Will in his office? - He's not, but his agent's office 434 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,716 is just down the street, and he should be back any minute. 435 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,151 - He's at his agent's office? - Yes... 436 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,958 - I'm sorry. I gave too much information. - Yep. 437 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,437 - Now I understand. - What's your name? 438 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,159 - Maggie. - Maggie. 439 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,280 Let me try to guess at something, and you tell me how close I am to being right. 440 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,558 This whole move was done behind Will's back and he just found out now, 441 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,793 and he stormed off to his agent's office to see why he doesn't have approval. 442 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,157 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 443 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,320 Okay. 444 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,517 All right, you're going to see some things. 445 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,075 I'm just gonna sit here till he gets back. 446 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,353 I'm going to sit here. 447 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,475 Good luck. 448 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,357 This still looking good to you? 449 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,478 You said your name was Maggie? 450 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,472 - Yes, ma'am. - Ma'am? How old do I look? 451 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,598 No! No, no, no. I heard you were embedded for a while. 452 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,433 Twenty-six months. Anything happen while I was gone? 453 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,751 - That's why I called you ma'am. - So did the Marines. 454 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,797 You sure don't look like you've been in a war. 455 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,037 The first thing I did when I got back was buy women's clothes. 456 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,554 I maxed out three credit cards. 457 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,871 But I figured, "Hey, the economy's booming, so what the heck." 458 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,599 - Oh, God. - I'm kidding. 459 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,199 - Oh, excuse me. - It's all right. 460 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,795 Hi, Dad. I'm fine. 461 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,951 I left a message for you and Mom at the hotel 462 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,716 because I wanted to let you know it'll just be the three of us for dinner tonight. 463 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,234 Don can't make it. 464 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,713 He has to work late. 465 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,957 He just does. You know, with him running 10:00 now, he's so... 466 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,239 And he feels terrible about it. He was really looking forward to meeting you. 467 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,716 I know, but in this case it's true. 468 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,471 So, great. So I'll meet you guys in the lobby at 9:15. 469 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,914 Okay. Bye, Dad. 470 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,395 You okay? 471 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,915 Oh, I've just got an allergy. 472 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,310 To what? 473 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,640 - Oysters. 474 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,511 - I hate lying to my father. - I wasn't lying. 475 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,672 Yeah. Why won't Don go to dinner? He thinks it's too early? 476 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,754 - Don's not my boyfriend. - He's in a picture on your desk. 477 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,033 It's with a couple of your friends so it's not obvious, 478 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,077 but it's a picture of your boyfriend. 479 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,119 - I don't care. I'm not reporting you to HR. - Thank you. 480 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,510 Does he want you to do things in the bedroom you're uncomfortable with? 481 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,920 - No. - Damn it. 482 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,116 These are just routine questions. 483 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,078 You put that all together really fast. 484 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,958 It's not an original story. 485 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,559 My dad knew I was lying. 486 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,236 Now he's gonna hate Don, and that's not what I wanted to happen. 487 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,029 - Oh, I'm fine. - Your eyes are red. 488 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,994 Turn and face me. 489 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,916 When he calls you tonight at 11:00 and wants to come by, 490 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,599 don't lay on a tone of voice, 491 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,672 just tell him real nice that you're hanging with your roommates 492 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,274 and you'll see him at work. 493 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,957 Do that three times. He'll get the idea. 494 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,838 Are you going with Don to 10:00? 495 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,832 - No. - Why not? 496 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,873 It's just that I was... 497 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,999 Loyalty. I'm Will's assistant. 498 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,512 No, associate producer. 499 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,431 You're an associate producer now. 500 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,752 I'm crazy about loyalty. 501 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,595 - You'll report to him. - Mac! Mac! 502 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,072 Did you know, did you know... 503 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,119 - Are you all right? - Jim, that's Louis Vuitton luggage. 504 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,919 I'm fine, thank you. Can I talk to you a second? 505 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,878 Sure. James Harper, this is Maggie... 506 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,434 - Margaret. - This is Maggie Margaret. 507 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,954 Margaret Jordan. Maggie's fine. 508 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,713 Nice to meet you. Now, please. 509 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,632 - Did you hurt anything? - Everything, I think, but please... 510 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,556 Did you know that Will McAvoy didn't know that you were hired as EP 511 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,478 and that he's at his agent's office right now? 512 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,836 I didn't know that when the day began, but I know it now. 513 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,639 I quit my job for this, Mac, 514 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,791 and so did the three other people you told me to bring. 515 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,439 Our show was canceled, so we were out of work anyway. 516 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,795 I was offered any other show I wanted at CNN. 517 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,633 - I know, but I wasn't. - That's not the point. 518 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,836 Excuse me. 519 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,958 It's aggravating when you rise to a position of, you know, a certain position of... 520 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,918 I put down first and last month's rent. 521 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,071 - Do I have a job in New York? - Yes, of course you do. 522 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,520 - You're sure? - No. 523 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,319 I'm calling Tom Walton and begging for a job. 524 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,595 - I'll cover hurricanes. - Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. 525 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,639 What? And why didn't you tell me there's some kind of problem with you and Will? 526 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,758 Because that's personal. Do you see me asking personal questions? 527 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,519 Now, when was the last time you were in love with a woman? 528 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,829 - What? - When was the last time 529 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,559 you had a passionate relationship with a woman? 530 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,279 Like Hollywood love, high school love? 531 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,840 You know the only reason I'm still standing here 532 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,990 is that I have nowhere else to go, right? 533 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,560 I do know that. When was the last time? 534 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,797 - Never. That's never happened. - Right. 535 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,234 And you know how you've always had a crush on me? 536 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,310 I have never had a crush on you. 537 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,039 You've always had a little crush on me. It's been cute. 538 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,349 Never had a crush on you, but go ahead. 539 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,199 The girl you just met, Maggie, 540 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,557 she's me before I grew into myself and got hotter with age. 541 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,836 I don't understand why you chose this moment to lose it! 542 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,877 - Just... - Why are you afraid to see Will McAvoy? 543 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,429 - You have to tell me. - Hey, jughead, I ain't afraid of nothing 544 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,239 except jellyfish, which is completely normal. 545 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,880 - Now look at the girl. Not a big look, stupid. - I didn't look at all. 546 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,032 You're right. Okay, just glance over. 547 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,600 Cupid, bam! 548 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,794 Can we cut to the chase? What's in this for you? 549 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,753 Now why does it have to be like that? 550 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,115 It doesn't, but it is. 551 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,831 I need Don Keefer to help me through this transition. 552 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,072 It turns out Don's dating Maggie, and I'm not sure he's right for her. 553 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,880 Really? After knowing them as a couple for this long, you're not sure? 554 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,553 He's going to be threatened by you, 555 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,711 so he'll try to impress Maggie, who's staying with Will. 556 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,393 - You understand? - Yeah, I'm calling Walton. 557 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,915 - Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. - What? 558 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,470 You're right. 559 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,474 You've done enough. 560 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,719 You've done everything I've ever asked you to do 561 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,996 and a ton of stuff I'd never ask anyone to do. 562 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,235 Tell me where you want to work, and I'll make the call. 563 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,913 - Look... - Fly away, little bird. 564 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,640 - Jesus. You know what... - Something great is about to happen here, 565 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,074 and you're gonna want to be a part of it. 566 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,992 Tell me what the problem is with you and Will. 567 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,355 I can't. 568 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,399 Put the phone away. 569 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,710 This is a solid promise, we're going to do the best news on TV. 570 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,110 - Either that or... - We'll all be filling out job applications 571 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,960 at Dave and Buster's, but we'll be doing it together. 572 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,760 Now you just sit here a minute, all right? 573 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,435 Sure. 574 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,079 - Do you know how to flirt? - Yes. 575 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,276 Show me. 576 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,196 Hi. 577 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,998 Okay, just sit here. We're gonna be great! 578 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,356 - Where's the rest of the staff? - They left. 579 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,994 Hi, Will. It's good to see you. 580 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,077 This is Jim Harper, my senior producer. 581 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,799 - The others are coming up... - Let's go in my office. 582 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,916 Sure. 583 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,992 Somebody wanna tell Don the lunch party's over, 584 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,560 and I need someone on the assignment desk 585 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,030 in case there happens to be, what do you call it, news? 586 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,074 Can I get you some coffee or anything? 587 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,117 - Water or maybe... - We're fine. 588 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,272 I tried to get in touch with you while you were on vacation. 589 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,999 Nobody seemed to know how to do that. 590 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,797 Or at least they weren't willing to say. 591 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,550 Actually, I've tried to get in touch with you a lot of times in the last three years. 592 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,756 Did you get all those e-mails? 593 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,910 - Yeah. - What did you think? 594 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,434 I didn't read them. 595 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,600 I understand. There's no need to apologize. 596 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,760 Thank you. 597 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,033 You look good after your vacation. 598 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,237 You look rested. I've never been to Saint Lucia. 599 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,436 - Is it great? - Yeah. 600 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,637 You were down there with Erin Andrews? It's not my business. 601 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,791 You can go anywhere with anyone. 602 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,960 Thank you again. 603 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,630 Hey, this can work. In fact, it's gonna work great. 604 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,152 I asked my agent to negotiate a three-year contract. 605 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,033 You know me, I think that's the longest contract... 606 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,032 It's not a three-year contract anymore. 607 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,431 - I'm sorry? - It's not a three-year contract anymore. 608 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,991 It's a 156-week contract that gives me the opportunity 609 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,710 to fire you 155 times at the end of each week. 610 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,917 We'll wait a few months to make sure it's not a story 611 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,560 Bill Carter can shove up my ass. We'll do it, then. 612 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,917 How did you get my contract changed? 613 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,196 I gave the network back some money off my salary. 614 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,237 - How much money? - A million dollars a year. 615 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,232 - You gave back a million dollars a year? - Yeah. 616 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,789 You paid a million dollars to be able to fire me any time you want? 617 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,157 $3 million. And not any time I want, just the end of each week. 618 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,669 How the hell much money do you get paid? 619 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,199 - Don? - Speaking. 620 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,233 You should meet James Harper, MacKenzie's senior producer. 621 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,232 - Jim. - Were you with MacKenzie in Afghanistan? 622 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,755 Yeah. And Iraq. 623 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,198 And sometimes when you're in Afghanistan, it turns out you're really in Pakistan. 624 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,951 - Twenty-six months. - You ever produce from the studio? 625 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,635 For about a year in Atlanta before MacKenzie took me out. 626 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,552 - She's crazy, you know. - I know. 627 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,872 I've never seen anyone love being an American so much. 628 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,997 And when you factor in she isn't an American, it's all very... 629 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,117 Yeah, she is American, actually. 630 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,637 Her dad was Margaret Thatcher's ambassador to the UN and she was born here. 631 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,790 Yeah, and immediately locked in her room 632 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,758 and shown Frank Capra movies until she was 21. 633 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,355 She's like a sophomore poli-sci major at Sarah Lawrence. 634 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,871 Exactly like that. Yeah. 635 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,031 I guess the only real differences are her two Peabodys 636 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,112 and the scar on her stomach from the knife wound she got 637 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,635 covering a Shiite protest in Islamabad. 638 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,160 Welcome. 639 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,755 I'm just taking your temperature. 640 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,911 On a scale of 1 to 10, how much trouble am I in with you? 641 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,474 I'm over it. 642 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,755 Hey, do this to me. 643 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,514 Do this to me all you want, but you can't do it to them. 644 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,512 - Who? - People followed me here... 645 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,799 Jim Harper, my senior producer, bookers, H&A producer, desk editors, field producers... 646 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,315 - They can't possibly be my problem. - Will, come on now. 647 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,675 What do you want from me, MacKenzie? 648 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,673 They're in the process of moving. They've put down security deposits. 649 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,638 They found roommates. They're looking at preschools... 650 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,952 Yeah, they fucked up, Mac! They trusted you! 651 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,714 You've got a news alert. 652 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,839 Pardon me, Don. 653 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,839 You've got a news alert. 654 00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,909 It's yellow. 655 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,154 There's been an explosion off the coast of Louisiana. 656 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,756 How can there be an explosion in the middle of the water? 657 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,513 - An oil rig. - An oil rig. 658 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,840 "Well explosion in the Gulf of Mexico." 659 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,755 All right, Tess, get on the assignment desk and see if this goes anywhere. 660 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,069 Okay. 661 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,795 "Flames reach 150 feet in the air." 662 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,754 If you had read any of my e-mails or answered my calls, 663 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,436 you'd know that I take responsibility for everything and... 664 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,637 I already did know that, and I already didn't care. 665 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,359 That I'm sorry. 666 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,000 - Are you? - Yes. 667 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,597 MacKenzie, I... 668 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,433 I just, you have no idea how I've longed to hear those words. I... 669 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,593 I forgive you. Can you forgive... 670 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,195 - You're being sarcastic. - Oh, how you know me. 671 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,237 "Emergency rescue crews arrive on location 672 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,111 "at burning well located 50 miles offshore. Twelve to 15 people believed missing." 673 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,032 - It's still yellow. - Still yellow. 674 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,557 Don, they just haven't changed the color yet. Somebody should tell Will or at least... 675 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:33,192 I'm not knocking on Will's door right now, and you don't work here yet. 676 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,954 - So, dude, relax. Anything new? - No. 677 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,633 - There might be. - There won't be. 678 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,916 An oil rig in the Gulf exploded. 679 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,673 - Persian Gulf? - No, the Gulf of Mexico. 680 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,320 - Kendra. - BP Deepwater Horizon. 681 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,790 It's about 50 miles southeast of Venice, Louisiana. 682 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,157 The Coast Guard evacuated seven people, all of them critically injured, 683 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,833 and they're searching for 11 confirmed missing. 684 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,030 Still yellow. 685 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,433 Isn't it possible that AP's busy right now, and they've got an intern on the updates? 686 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,432 They may have bigger problems than the missing crew. 687 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,433 What do you mean? What do you mean bigger problems than the missing crew? 688 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,718 Hang on! Hang on! Listen to what he said. 689 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:07,949 What did you say? 690 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,760 I said they may have bigger problems than the missing crew. 691 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,990 Why? 692 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,912 I checked out BP Deepwater Horizon. 693 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,754 That rig is drilling at 18,000 feet below sea level. 694 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,479 There are only a couple of things that could have failed. 695 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,233 - And if it was the wrong one... - Pressure. 696 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,755 It would be like trying to toss a hat on a fire hose. 697 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:23,910 What the hell are you two talking about? 698 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,235 It's more than 11 missing guys. 699 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,631 There might be a massive oil spill 50 miles off the coast of Louisiana. 700 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,189 - I'm sorry, man. Tell me who you are again. - I'm Jim Harper. 701 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,034 And I may or may not be, but almost definitely won't be a senior producer here 702 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,670 under MacKenzie if she still has a job, which sounds like she probably absolutely doesn't. 703 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,638 Okay, well, whatever it is doesn't start for two weeks, 704 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,040 so you're still in my newsroom, 705 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,112 and you're behaving in a way that is bothering me. 706 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,113 - Gotta be blunt. - Got it. 707 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,711 The truck in Pasadena, they're five blocks from the courthouse. 708 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,200 - Are they covering the Rose Bowl? 709 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,431 And I cannot look at the same loop of people... 710 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,233 This is Jim Harper. 711 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,795 All right. 712 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,313 For the moment, your people can have their jobs. 713 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,472 Like I said, I have to wait to make the move because there was a press release. 714 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,110 But when I hire the new EP, who I will hire by hiring them myself, 715 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,715 whoever it is, is going to get to interview the new people. 716 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,990 All right. 717 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,311 Well, I appreciate that. 718 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,752 They're really good, Will. You're gonna want to keep them. 719 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,036 - Don't just dump them because of... - They'll get a fair chance. 720 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,430 - Okay. - I haven't started my script. 721 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,999 I'll get out of your way. 722 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,079 There's nothing that's more important in a democracy 723 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,674 than a well-informed electorate. 724 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,712 You know you're still on this side of the door. 725 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,275 When there's no information or, much worse, wrong information, 726 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,910 it can lead to calamitous decisions and clobber any attempts at vigorous debate. 727 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,760 - That's why I produce the news. - We're all grateful to you. 728 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,718 - You're spinning out of control. - No, I'm not. 729 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,439 You're terrified you're going to lose your audience, 730 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,954 and you'd do anything to get them back. 731 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,760 You're one pitch meeting away from doing the news in 3-D. 732 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,117 This isn't nonprofit theater. It's advertiser-supported television. 733 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,510 - You know that, right? - I'd rather do a good show for 100 people 734 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,757 than a bad one for a million, if that's what you're saying. 735 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,672 What is it you're talking to me about right now? 736 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,356 I've come here to produce a news broadcast that more closely resembles the one we did 737 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,713 before you got popular by not bothering anyone, Leno. 738 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,111 I think Jay and I would rather be employed if it's all the same to you. 739 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,233 It's not all the same to me, you punk. 740 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,555 I've come here to take your IQ and your talent and put it to some patriotic fucking use. 741 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,996 And where does it say that a good news show can't be popular? 742 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,151 - Nielsen ratings. - We're going to do a good news show 743 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,913 and make it popular at the same time. 744 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,878 - That is impossible. - Between your brains, 745 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,476 - charm, looks, and affability and my... - Refusal to live in reality. 746 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,155 - ...expertise in producing you... Ugh! - It's impossible, Mac! 747 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:52,075 Social scientists have concluded that the country is more polarized 748 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,074 than at any time since the Civil War. The Civil War. 749 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,913 Yes, people choose the news they want now, but... 750 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,754 People choose the facts they want now. 751 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,594 So what you've just described is impossible. 752 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,674 Only if you think an overwhelming majority of Americans are preternaturally stupid. 753 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,989 - I do. - I don't. 754 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,276 And if you let me, I can prove it. 755 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,360 You know what you left out of your sermon? 756 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,592 That America is the only country on the planet that, since its birth, 757 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,594 has said over and over and over that we can do better. 758 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,757 It's part of our DNA. 759 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,115 People will want the news if you give it to them with integrity. 760 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,113 Not everybody, not even a lot of people, 5%. 761 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,837 And 5% more of anything is what makes the difference in this country. 762 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,276 So we can do better. 763 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,440 What? 764 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,280 I'm thinking. 765 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,315 Yeah, that whole speech did nothing for me. 766 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,469 - I'd like to talk to Don. - Are you sure? 767 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,199 Right there. 768 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,389 Excuse me. 769 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,392 I don't mind if you sit somewhere and observe, 770 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,517 but I mind you doing anything else. 771 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,717 You got it, but I just got a call from a source. 772 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,760 What kind of source? 773 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,480 I can't tell you much except that he's an engineer with BP in London. 774 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,553 He says he's sitting in meetings where they don't know how to cap the well. 775 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,716 - Who's the source? - Can't tell you. 776 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,674 - Anything else? - A lot. 777 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,433 I got two pages of notes from my conversation with... 778 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,989 - Oh, great. - Okay. Yeah. 779 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,913 Thanks for calling back. 780 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,280 Yeah. 781 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,439 Now I'd like you to listen to these words 782 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,036 which were written 500 years ago by Don Miguel de Cervantes, 783 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,637 "Hear me now, O thou bleak and unbearable world. 784 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,633 "Thou art base and debauched as can be. 785 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:12,634 "But a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled 786 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,758 "now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!" 787 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,519 That was Don Quixote. 788 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,599 Those words were written 45 years ago by the lyricist for Man of La Mancha. 789 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,796 Didn't think you'd know that, 790 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,877 but the point's still the same, it's time for Don Quixote! 791 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,759 - You think I'm him? - No, I think I'm him. You're his horse. 792 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,036 - He rode a donkey. - Well, I can't help you there. 793 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,191 - I have to write my script. - I'll write it for you. 794 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,234 "The volcanic eruption in Iceland is believed to have started on March 20th 795 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,710 "and has led to a worldwide transportation disaster. 796 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,077 "The suspension of air traffic was in no way caused by America, which I love. 797 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,753 "You have to believe me." 798 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,877 You want me in the same shouting match as everybody else? 799 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,997 I want you to not apologize for saying something... 800 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,275 All right! 801 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,119 You got yourself in the shouting match 802 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,709 when you took vertigo meds and I'd have you winning it. 803 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,280 And what does winning look like to you? 804 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,795 Reclaiming the Fourth Estate, 805 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,396 reclaiming journalism as an honorable profession, 806 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,680 a nightly newscast that informs a debate worthy of a great nation, 807 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,197 civility, respect, and a return to what's important, 808 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,512 the death of bitchiness, the death of gossip and voyeurism, 809 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,037 speaking truth to stupid, no demographic sweet spot, 810 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,794 a place where we all come together. 811 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,789 We're coming to a tipping point. I know you know that. 812 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,111 There's gonna be a huge conversation. 813 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,592 Is government an instrument of good or is it every man for himself? 814 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,271 Is there something bigger we want to reach for 815 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,034 or is self-interest our basic resting pulse? 816 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,356 You and I have a chance to be among the few people 817 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,716 who can frame that debate. 818 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,440 That's, it's... 819 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,154 Quixotic? 820 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,154 - Don. - Jesus Christ, we're on it, okay, Jimmy Olsen? 821 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,800 Listen, we've got 55 seconds for a phoner with the Coast Guard liaison. 822 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,917 That's not nearly enough, and you're chasing the wrong story. 823 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,036 Oh, brother. 824 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,760 Listen, Halliburton was the contractor on this special type of concrete... 825 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,957 Seriously, you're being disruptive now. 826 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,279 Hey, how happy is Charlie Skinner gonna be 827 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,915 when I phone this over to CBS and he finds out you had it first? 828 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,593 All right, that's it. Get the fuck out. 829 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,115 Okay. You're right. 830 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,674 Elevator's this way? 831 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,797 - God damn it. 832 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,870 What? 833 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,798 I'm sorry to interrupt. Can I talk to Mac for just a second? 834 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,109 Your guy here is a pain in the ass. 835 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,112 An oil well exploded in the Gulf of Mexico. 836 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,953 The Coast Guard's searching for missing crew members. 837 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,793 - I'll fill you in at the 6:00 rundown. - There's more. 838 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,917 - He doesn't need to hear this right now. - Let's go outside. 839 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,753 No, if Don doesn't want me to hear it, I'd like to hear it. 840 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,876 Oh, blow me. 841 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,838 I want you to not use that language in front of women 842 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,071 and to forever not suggest that image to me. 843 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,230 What's on your mind? Who are you? 844 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,596 - Jim Harper, my senior producer. - Senior? 845 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,672 - Is he old enough to drive at night? - What happened? 846 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,433 Two calls within five minutes of each other. 847 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,716 The first one was from a friend of mine at BP in London saying 848 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,360 he's sitting in meetings where they don't know how to cap the well. 849 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,079 - Jesus. - The oil is still spilling? 850 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,674 Yeah, at a pretty alarming rate. 851 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,639 The first estimate was about 10,000 gallons an hour. 852 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,189 My guy says it's closer to 100,000 853 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,794 and could get as high as a quarter of a million. 854 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,553 Why is this well different from other wells? 855 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,438 The depth. 856 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,831 I need one of your staffers. I don't know his name. 857 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,594 He sits in the back. He's the one with... 858 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,195 Are you trying to say the Indian stereotype of an IT guy? 859 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,078 - Yes. - Punjab! 860 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,992 - I don't think that's his name. - Why not? 861 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,878 Punjab's a character from Little Orphan Annie. 862 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,235 Tell him about the pressure. 863 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,480 Uh, Deepwater Horizon is aptly named. They're drilling at 18,000 feet below sea level. 864 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,596 Is that dangerous? 865 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,592 Take the Grand Canyon, make it three times deeper, 866 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,990 fill it with water, and poke a hole in the bottom. 867 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,640 You can't just yank the pin out of the planet, and that's what's happened. 868 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,439 How do you know all this? You're the IT guy. 869 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,194 - I'm not the IT guy. I write your blog. - Are you kidding? 870 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,078 I think we're in the first hours of a serious story. 871 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,516 - No. I have a blog? - Not the time. 872 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,114 How do you know this stuff? 873 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,793 I made a volcano in primary school. 874 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,230 So did I. I didn't know I was supposed to learn something from it. 875 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,198 - What was the second call? - My guy at Halliburton. 876 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,873 - What the hell is going on? - Nothing, Charlie. 877 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,555 - Can we please get back to work? - A rig exploded in the Gulf? 878 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,710 It's yellow. 879 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,837 Not anymore. It just got bumped up to orange. 880 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,876 It's orange. 881 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,952 Okay, the rig was due to be moved to its next role 882 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,475 as a semi-permanent production platform at a new location, 883 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,791 and Halliburton was hired to seal the well with cement. 884 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,200 - Who are you? - Jack something. 885 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,000 It's Jim something, and both of my guys are identifying 886 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,470 the failure of the cement's mix as the cause of the explosion. 887 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:26,391 But here's the thing, Halliburton performed tests on the cement mix, 888 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,392 and the tests showed it was gonna fail. 889 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,597 - Holy Mother. - Yeah, hang on, Holy Mother. 890 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,114 I need to know who your sources are. 891 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,718 Hey, I don't know you, Scooter. 892 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,158 Look, you don't have to trust me. She trusts me. You just have to trust her. 893 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,757 Try another strategy. How high up is the guy at BP? 894 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,116 High enough to be in on the meetings, and I never said it was a guy. 895 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,078 Actually, you did. Does he have an axe to grind? 896 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,879 - No. - What about the guy at Halliburton? 897 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,429 I didn't say he was a guy, but we'll call him that. 898 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,799 And he is solid. You guys have to follow up on this, all right? 899 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,837 You're gonna wanna open with the Coast Guard search 900 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,957 and then pivot to this because... 901 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,440 - Neal. - Neal says... 902 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,557 It's gonna be the biggest environmental disaster in history. 903 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,472 - Oh, my God. - Jesus Christ. 904 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,950 Can we please get back to work and send the Hardy Boys to their room? 905 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,110 Neal, tell them. 906 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,715 After an explosion like that, the first thing that's supposed to happen 907 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,793 is the underwater blowout preventer should automatically close. 908 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,033 The flames are still 150 feet high, so that obviously didn't happen. 909 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,435 Now when they get the fire out, 910 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,479 they're gonna send a submersible ROV down there to turn the preventer on manually, 911 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,349 but my source says, "At that depth with that much pressure, 912 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,319 "it has to be the mechanics that failed and not the electronics." 913 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,040 In other words, trying it manually isn't gonna work either. 914 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,874 So they're gonna have to build relief wells and that's gonna take months. 915 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,954 Months of oil spilling into the Gulf at a rate of 4.2 million gallons a day. 916 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:45,399 And just for the record, the Gulf of Mexico contains 643 quadrillion gallons of water. 917 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,675 I think you may be overreacting. 918 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,194 You are dramatically underreacting. 919 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,953 I'm the only one who's not dramatically doing anything. 920 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,477 In four days, it'll have spilled as much oil as the Exxon Valdez. 921 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,120 It's a week before the oil reaches Louisiana shores, 922 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,475 three days if the wind shifts. 923 00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,630 Is the wind gonna shift? 924 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,712 Only if Louisiana's luck stays exactly the same. 925 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,392 You've gotta tell him your sources. 926 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,115 I can't. 927 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,760 He can't trust you unless you trust him. 928 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,199 All right, the necessary people go into my office, close the door. 929 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,670 - I want Mac as a witness. - Fine. 930 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:28,435 The BP engineer is my college roommate. He's a junior VP. He's been there a year. 931 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,354 And how do I know you're not being fed misinformation by James O'Keefe 932 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,591 in the hope that I run with it and make his day? 933 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,399 Who's your Halliburton guy? 934 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,589 My big sister. 935 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,112 She's got a PhD in mechanical engineering, and she voted for McCain. 936 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,036 You're telling me you got not one but two people to roll over 937 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,032 on their employers within five minutes? 938 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,679 I know, it's just lucky. 939 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,116 - How often do you get this lucky? - This is my first time. 940 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:57,717 Um... It's a search and rescue operation in which no one is going to be rescued 941 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,110 because Michael Phelps with an outboard motor on his ass 942 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,637 couldn't out-swim that fire, and you're letting a guy who you just met 943 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:07,031 and a woman who, I don't know what the hell, spin this into the end of the world. 944 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,873 But forget that. 945 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,749 If you're wrong about Halliburton, that's the first line of your bio forever. 946 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,594 "Isn't this the same guy who said that Halliburton caused that spill?" 947 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,639 And, by the way, you publicly accuse them of negligent homicide 948 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,076 and you're wrong, they will take you to court. 949 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,914 They will win and they will end up owning AWM. 950 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,516 They will have their own record label. They will have theme parks. 951 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,280 Let's throw out the rundown. 952 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,556 - Attaboy. - This is out of control. 953 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,757 We're throwing out the rundown. 954 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,435 Gary, see if you can get me a spokesman from BP on the phone. 955 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,239 - Get me anything... - Where are you going? 956 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,959 I was told to put together a new show. 957 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,759 Guys, can I have your attention? 958 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:53,869 I'm sorry if I've been a little inaccessible or terse lately or for several years, 959 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,351 but if I could just see a show of hands, who's going with Don to 10:00? 960 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:07,439 All right, I appreciate all the hard work. 961 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,840 And as a token of that appreciation, 962 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,674 I'm giving you guys two weeks' paid vacation starting right now. 963 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,473 Hold on. You're gonna have her run the show? 964 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,392 - Yeah. - Don't do this, Will. 965 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,756 I just offered her the most humiliating contract 966 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,274 since Antonio got a loan from Shylock. 967 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,033 She took it. I don't know what that is, but I like it. 968 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,839 You're gonna do a full hour on an environmental story, 969 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,754 and you don't wanna at least wait until there's film of an oil-covered pelican? 970 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,433 It's not just an environmental story. 971 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,113 Everywhere I look, people are dressed up in costume, 972 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,078 screaming about how bad government is. 973 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,389 What's your position? 974 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,834 That people should know what they're screaming about. 975 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,910 Are you ready to go on television and say 976 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,959 that this well wouldn't have blown up if there had been more government oversight? 977 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,434 I'll give you my next paycheck if it doesn't turn out 978 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,558 that some department was defunded or some industry was deregulated. 979 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,279 He'll do it, too. 980 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,631 I didn't buy any of that bullshit you said in my office, 981 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,313 but can you start two weeks early? 982 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,993 You plainly bought it a lot, and yes. 983 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,151 - I didn't buy it at all, and go. - Okay. 984 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,471 But it's obvious now that you ate it up with a soup ladle. 985 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,233 - Just go. - Who's my booker? 986 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,232 - Right here. - Jim's gonna tell you who to line up. 987 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,277 Everybody out who doesn't need to be here. 988 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,714 Wait! 989 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,000 Seriously, though, I have a blog? 990 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,958 - Now! - Yeah. It's Gary Cooper from News Night. 991 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,395 I'm good. I need to speak to someone about recent legislation. 992 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,358 You go out around 8:20. 993 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,591 We could send a crew and do that right from the Coast Guard station. 994 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,479 Hello, this is Jim Harper. I'm the senior producer with News Night on Atlantis, 995 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,711 and we're looking into a story about the BP Deepwater Horizon rig 996 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,029 - that just exploded in the Gulf. 997 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,315 This is Margaret Jordan from News Night. 998 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,198 We're looking for someone from the EPA to comment 999 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,033 on the explosion at Deepwater Horizon. 1000 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,510 Take him to our studio in New Orleans. 1001 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,195 I'm so sorry. Can I put you on hold? Okay. 1002 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,395 Hi, Mike. It's Tess Westin from News Night. We're doing a whole hour on the explosion. 1003 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,199 I really need your input on this. 1004 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,000 You're on speaker with me, MacKenzie McHale and... 1005 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,560 - Jim Harper. - Jim Harper. 1006 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,711 - Margaret. Can you do me a favor? - Yeah. 1007 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,396 There's a government agency called the MMA, the Minerals Management Agency. 1008 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,073 They have some kind of oversight over offshore drilling. 1009 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,196 I don't know anything about them. 1010 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,549 - Can you write me a short memo? - Sure. 1011 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,790 - I'll do it. - I can do it. 1012 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,236 You're not the only one with loyalty. I'm here. I'm not going anywhere. 1013 00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,834 - I can do this. - Can you do this? 1014 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,036 You can't just look it up on Wikipedia. 1015 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,480 - He's right. - I wasn't going to. 1016 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,710 She's Will's assistant. 1017 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,519 - I'm an associate producer. - Since when? 1018 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,750 - About two hours ago. - That's great. 1019 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,115 And you're wasting my time. 1020 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,238 You guys duke it out over who my boss is, but I'd like to get this one thing right. 1021 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,754 Knock it out of the park. 1022 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,833 I need a geologist. Don, who's our go-to geologist? 1023 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,914 Our go-to geologist? There's not a lot of breaking news in geology. 1024 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,880 Dr. James Morris at MIT and Dr. Marvin Hasbrook at Stanford. 1025 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,553 Whoever answers the phone first. 1026 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,480 Is the EPA ready to comment? 1027 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,313 We're waiting for a comment from BP. 1028 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,399 Are you able to get the White House on the phone? 1029 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,153 - Yeah. - Then do it. 1030 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,351 Halliburton is in it, Sean. That ship has sailed. 1031 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,592 Studio 1-A, this is Broadcast Center. You're up on router 3. 1032 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,909 Copy that, Center. Router 3. 1033 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,834 No, throw out all the remotes. It's a whole new rundown. 1034 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,436 Thank you. 1035 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,558 Joey, these three are confirmed, but you should build all five. 1036 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,438 - Got it. 1037 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,158 Will, we've confirmed these three guests. We're waiting on two others. 1038 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,196 Two minutes. 1039 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,634 Who's our wardrobe supervisor? 1040 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,200 - We don't have one. - Get one. 1041 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,672 Charcoal gray, navy blue, and black. Zegna, Armani, Hugo Boss. 1042 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,433 He's not gonna look like an elite Northeastern prick? 1043 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,557 He is. Let's make that sexy again. 1044 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,869 Was it ever sexy? 1045 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,872 Ask the Kennedy brothers. Oh, Will? 1046 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,838 Don't talk to me unless you absolutely have to, all right? 1047 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:21,990 I absolutely have to. 1048 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,390 I thought this would be a good time to get a couple of things straight. 1049 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,516 I'm on TV in 90 seconds. 1050 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,876 I don't think this is a good time to get a couple of things straight. 1051 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,032 That's funny, because I think it's the best time to get a couple of things straight. 1052 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,076 Can people hear me in there? 1053 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,719 Not yet. Now they can. 1054 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,200 Take me off. 1055 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,512 So I did a terrible thing and I don't expect you to forgive me. 1056 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,556 Take me off. 1057 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,313 You've got my contract, but the thing you have to know 1058 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,711 is that between 8:00 and 9:00, you are completely mine. 1059 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,440 For an hour, five times a week I own you. 1060 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:51,070 But in my case, it's for your own good and for the good of all. 1061 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,629 Say "I understand" so I can get these guys a sound level. 1062 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,154 I don't see it working that way. 1063 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,799 - You don't? - No. 1064 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,430 Okay. 1065 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,357 - Where's my graphics producer? - Right here. 1066 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,910 I'm MacKenzie. What's your name? 1067 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,559 - Sixty seconds. - Jo... Joey. 1068 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,915 Can I get some quiet? 1069 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,832 Joey, could I have your seat for just a second? 1070 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,400 Yes, ma'am. 1071 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,757 There you go. Show that to Will, please. 1072 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,160 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 1073 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,152 Will, check out your preview screen. 1074 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,190 Get it off there! 1075 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,039 - Say you understand. - Thirty seconds. 1076 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,874 Someone's gonna spill coffee on a button and broadcast that thing. Get it off. 1077 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,680 I've got a one-week contract. I don't have a lot to lose. 1078 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,070 I'm just glad nobody's invented a way to digitally store images 1079 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,117 and upload them onto a free website where anyone can see them. 1080 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,237 Has someone invented a way to digitally store images? 1081 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,595 YouTube! YouTube! 1082 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,275 Now you're just the crazy guy shouting "YouTube!" 1083 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,158 - Oh, God... - Just say you understand. 1084 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,152 - I understand! - Good! 1085 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,793 You warmed up? You wanna screw around some more? 1086 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,200 - I'm good! - Ten. 1087 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,358 There's no script. There's nothing on the prompter. 1088 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,432 Nothing on the prompter is where this man eats. 1089 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,040 And rolling. 1090 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,553 Stand by, Joe. 1091 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,352 Stand by, Camera 1. 1092 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,359 Good evening. I'm Will McAvoy. 1093 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,636 Breaking news tonight in what could be the biggest disaster 1094 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,996 to hit the Gulf of Mexico since Hurricane Katrina 1095 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,879 and the biggest environmental catastrophe to stain our shores 1096 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,111 since the crash of the Exxon Valdez. 1097 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,079 An oil rig in the Gulf, British Petroleum's Deepwater Horizon, 1098 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,311 50 miles off Venice, Louisiana, 1099 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,030 exploded into flames shortly after 2:00 p.m. Eastern time. 1100 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,840 Seven crew members have been evacuated to an area hospital 1101 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,832 where they remain in critical condition, 1102 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,913 and the Coast Guard is in the fifth hour of a search and rescue mission, 1103 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,038 in the hope of finding 11 crew members still unaccounted for. 1104 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,998 Our coverage begins with Sherrie Stone 1105 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,072 at the US Coast Guard station in Baton Rouge. 1106 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,595 - Sherrie? - Yes, Will, the Coast Guard got... 1107 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,000 All right, you'll be coming back 1108 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,352 to Rear Admiral Loretta Hill of the Coast Guard. 1109 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,352 Just right after 3:00 p.m. Eastern time... 1110 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,671 The missing men may be only the tip of this tragedy. 1111 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,879 ACN has learned exclusively that senior level officials inside BP 1112 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,111 are scrambling to figure out a way to cap the well, 1113 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,840 which, three and a half miles below the surface of the Gulf, 1114 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,355 is pouring oil into the sea at a rate of 125,000... 1115 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,875 I'm sure you'd like to see some kind of statement on the screen. 1116 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,556 "Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the missing crew members." 1117 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,155 I can help you out with that, but I'll also need a statement 1118 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:24,199 that says at this hour you don't know how to cap the well. 1119 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,794 You have about 25 minutes. 1120 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,035 Dr. Morris, this is New York. Can you hear me? Good. 1121 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,715 We'll be coming to you in about two minutes. 1122 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,837 You've got to ask her why there's no contingency. 1123 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,313 Why is there no contingency? 1124 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,710 Nancy, why are we drilling three miles underwater 1125 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,396 when we don't have the technology to fix the world's most predictable emergency? 1126 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,310 Jim. 1127 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,470 Jim! 1128 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,278 Jim. Jim. 1129 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,751 Jim? You have a hold button. 1130 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,638 - Hold, please. - Jim! 1131 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,559 - You got it? - I... 1132 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,438 - Oh, shit. - I got it and I think a little bit more. 1133 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:11,750 - Come with me. - Okay. 1134 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,275 - Take the pad. - Thank you. 1135 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,955 Dr. James Morris of the US Geological Survey 1136 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,839 and Professor of Petroleum Geology at MIT. 1137 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,230 BP Deepwater Horizon is engulfed in flames 1138 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,789 and the search continues for 1 1 missing crew members. 1139 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,479 We'll be right back. 1140 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,076 When we come back, it'll be Halliburton. Are you ready? 1141 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,470 - No statement from BP? - Don't worry about BP. 1142 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,156 You're going to Halliburton's spokesperson Dick Warren. 1143 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,318 This is beautiful. 1144 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,074 Just sitting here, Charlie. I'm watching the news. 1145 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,756 Young lady, get on your Twitter account. 1146 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,839 We're doing this whole broadcast on the fly. 1147 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,798 Will doesn't have a rundown, 1148 00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,918 it's the EP's first show, and she's got the whole thing in her head. 1149 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,037 She's the only one who knows where we're going next. 1150 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:07,592 It's a feat that requires incredible trust between the anchor and the EP. 1151 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,955 Say all that. 1152 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,759 I can only use 140 characters. 1153 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,950 Figure it out. 1154 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,157 - We are trying to gather information... - Sir, please. Please! 1155 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,357 ...as quickly as possible. It isn't easy while we're being hounded. 1156 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,511 - Let's just take a breath. - I'm breathing fine. 1157 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,199 Zoneseal 2000. 1158 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,160 Your company was hired to provide Zoneseal 2000 and SCR-100, 1159 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,677 a synthetic, cement-like substance meant to seal off the well, yes or no? 1160 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,514 - Yes, we were, but now you're saying... - That's all I was saying. 1161 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,160 Now I'm asking if your company did tests on the substance 1162 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,511 before installing it at the base of Deepwater Horizon. 1163 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,956 We do exhaustive tests on everything we manufacture. 1164 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,670 Do you have the results of these exhaustive tests done on Zoneseal 2000? 1165 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,399 Now you're being unnecessarily flippant. 1166 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,040 Look, I am not some college student you can shout at. 1167 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,032 We're not going to commercial till he answers your question. 1168 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,351 No, you're the spokesperson for Halliburton. 1169 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,113 And I came on this program voluntarily. 1170 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,350 I don't have subpoena power. 1171 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,920 Everyone comes on this program voluntarily. 1172 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,720 Understand that this is all happening fast 1173 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,713 and that this is information that isn't at our fingertips. 1174 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,029 You don't have the test results at your fingertips? 1175 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,554 For the moment, Halliburton's thoughts and prayers... 1176 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,359 All of our thoughts and prayers are with the missing crew... 1177 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,278 Nobody's thoughts and prayers are with the fire. 1178 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,714 - Sir... - Good to see you again, Will. 1179 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,589 Aren't the test results on a computer? Are they buried in the middle of a wheat field? 1180 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,399 - We will make the test results... - It's about time. 1181 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,880 What's the Minerals Management Agency? 1182 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,429 It's the Minerals Management Service, the MMS, 1183 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,070 and they have 56 inspectors overseeing 3,500 production facilities 1184 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,631 that operate 35,591 wells in the Gulf region. 1185 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,996 That's according to the Interior Department, not Wikipedia. 1186 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,390 56 inspectors for 35,000 wells? 1187 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,200 - It gets better. - We're out. Back in 90 seconds. 1188 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,272 - BP statement? - Hang on. 1189 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,431 Inspections for drilling rigs are required monthly, 1190 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:43,151 but Deepwater Horizon was only inspected nine times in 2009 and six times in 2008. 1191 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,913 - What's coming? - Hang on. 1192 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,516 The last inspection was done 20 days ago by Eric Neal, 1193 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,240 who was sent by himself even though he had only just started his training 1194 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,800 as a government inspector of drilling rigs. 1195 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,155 - Are you kidding me? - No. 1196 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,594 - Is it the BP statement? - Oh, my God, 1197 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,637 would somebody hit him with a stun gun? 1198 00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,710 30 seconds. 1199 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,837 What I wouldn't give to have a phone hook-up with this guy. 1200 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,195 - You do. - What? 1201 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,919 He's on hold. It's this blinking light. 1202 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,789 Maggie, I am taking you shopping! 1203 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,519 - Will, listen up. - Phone graphic, Eric Neal. 1204 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,273 - N-E-A-L. - Minerals Management is wildly understaffed. 1205 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,589 - Jesus. - We've got the guy on the phone. 1206 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,034 Give me all the numbers. 1207 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,520 - Me? - Give him the numbers. 1208 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,115 - Let's go! - Okay. 56 inspectors. 1209 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,510 - 10 seconds. - 3,500... 1210 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,992 Take it easy with him. He's gonna be scared to death. 1211 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,117 In three, two... 1212 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,349 Welcome back to breaking news. 1213 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,190 The oil rig BP Deepwater Horizon has exploded into flames 1214 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,277 50 miles off the coast of Louisiana, 1215 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,353 leaving 11 crew members missing and feared dead. 1216 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,319 We're on the phone with Eric Neal of the Minerals Management Service. 1217 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,914 Thank you for joining us, Mr. Neal. 1218 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,514 It's good to... Thank you. 1219 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,640 Can you confirm that the MMS employs 56 inspectors in the Gulf region? 1220 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,790 I believe that's correct. 1221 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,591 And the 56 of you oversee 35,591 wells? 1222 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,834 - I believe that's correct. - That's 635 wells for each inspector. 1223 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,151 The wells are required to be inspected once a month. 1224 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,152 - Is that correct? - The drilling wells, yes. 1225 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,876 Is it possible with so few inspectors and so many wells 1226 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,919 to properly inspect each platform as scheduled? 1227 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,477 Our budget's very limited. 1228 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,314 A single inspector would have to thoroughly review two wells a day, 1229 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,959 six days a week for a year. 1230 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,950 I know. 1231 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,794 Would an easy solution be to have the oil companies themselves 1232 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,951 pay for the cost of a proper inspection? 1233 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,273 - Isn't that what car owners have to do? 1234 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:33,671 Well, that isn't my field of expertise. 1235 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,672 - Statement from BP. - Right here. 1236 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,674 Mr. Neal, you were sent to inspect Deepwater Horizon 19 days ago, 1237 01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,792 April 1st, is that right? 1238 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,519 I was, yes. 1239 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,399 Were you aware that dating back to September, 2001, 1240 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:50,872 Deepwater Horizon had shown five red flags or incidents of noncompliance? 1241 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,071 Um, I'm not sure I'm authorized to speak about that. 1242 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,880 I understand. I only have two more questions. 1243 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,191 Prior to your inspection of the rig on April 1st, 1244 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,956 how many inspections had you done of offshore oil drilling rigs? 1245 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,472 - None. - None? 1246 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,553 - Except in training. - And how long have you been in training? 1247 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,910 - Four months. - Thank you very much. 1248 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,680 That was Eric Neal with the Minerals Management Service. 1249 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,673 - We have the statement. - We now have a statement from BP. 1250 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,479 We'll put it up on the screen for you. 1251 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,877 "The thoughts and prayers..." 1252 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,599 "The thoughts and prayers of Tony Hayward 1253 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,876 "and everyone at BP are with the missing crew members 1254 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,555 "of the BP Deepwater Horizon and their families. 1255 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,912 "We are looking at every possible solution to the problem of capping the well 1256 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,390 "and will, of course, offer our complete assistance 1257 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,796 "to the various US agencies involved in repairing 1258 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,839 "and cleaning up the damage done by this terrible accident." 1259 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,077 So, glass half-full. 1260 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,077 They're offering to help clean up. 1261 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,195 This is obviously just beginning. 1262 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,431 We'll be bringing you more as this story develops. 1263 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,752 Terry Smith is coming up right now with The Capitol Report from Washington. 1264 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,832 I'm Will McAvoy. Goodnight. 1265 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,716 Did the White House call? 1266 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,554 Gibbs wants to know what we know and how we know it. 1267 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,393 We're not giving up the new guy. 1268 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,518 Hey, the news alert's at red. 1269 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,796 - We got it right. - We got the spill right. 1270 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,360 We don't know what we're doing with Halliburton. 1271 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,397 - We don't know what's gonna happen... - God, you're a pussy. 1272 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,235 - You know, I'm just being... - And it's not like you said the sorority girl 1273 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,994 is responsible for setting the hemisphere on fire. 1274 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,232 Give the Internet an hour. That's exactly what it'll say we said. 1275 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,199 I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people. 1276 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,595 I'm not. 1277 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,319 You're older than you think. 1278 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,279 Don't learn that the hard way. 1279 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:18,280 You didn't bring her in to right the ship. You brought her in to build a new one. 1280 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,834 You knew Don would go with Elliot. 1281 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,759 - You orchestrated the whole thing. - Yeah. 1282 01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:27,834 For a long time now, I badly wanted to watch the news on my TV at night. 1283 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:32,034 Then it occurred to me, I run a news division. 1284 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,794 She's indifferent to ratings, competition, corporate concerns, 1285 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,951 and, generally speaking, consequences. 1286 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,475 Good, 'cause you just described my job. 1287 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,870 I'm Don Quixote, you can be Sancho, 1288 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:45,714 she'll be Dulcinea, and everyone out there is the horse. 1289 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,474 Donkey. How did you know about that conversation? 1290 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,358 I know everything. 1291 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:53,319 Anchors having an opinion isn't a new phenomenon. 1292 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,880 Murrow had one and that was the end of McCarthy. 1293 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,156 Cronkite had one and that was the end of Vietnam. 1294 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,677 - I'm not those guys. - I'm betting all my money on you're wrong. 1295 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,720 You know what, kiddo? 1296 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:09,192 In the old days of about 10 minutes ago, we did the news well. 1297 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,069 You know how? We just decided to. 1298 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,114 Will... 1299 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:27,800 I fucking loved what you said at Northwestern, 1300 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,072 and that's why I brought her here. 1301 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,235 Neal. 1302 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,676 - Welcome to the show, mate. - Thanks for everything. 1303 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,433 Take care. 1304 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,113 - Hey, good show. - Good show. 1305 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,475 - Welcome. - Thanks. 1306 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,077 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1307 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,071 - Excuse me. Hey. - Oh, hi. 1308 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,995 I didn't have time before to say great job. 1309 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,958 Are you kidding? You were like Batman. 1310 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,269 I am, actually. 1311 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,717 I felt like the cape was a little campy, but I still have the car and the utility belt. 1312 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,632 - Right. - Yeah. 1313 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,716 I shouldn't say things. 1314 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,153 Well, that was huge. 1315 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,232 - I just answered my phone. - Well... 1316 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,835 Don, we got off on the wrong foot. 1317 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:33,310 - Can I buy you a drink? - I appreciate that. 1318 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,756 Another night when I haven't spent the day getting my ass kicked, okay? 1319 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,240 You got it. 1320 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,471 - Are your folks down in the lobby? - Yeah. 1321 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,677 How about I come down and say hi? We get to meet. I'll apologize in person. 1322 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,958 I'll come back upstairs for a couple of minutes so it looks like I'm working. 1323 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,838 You call me when you're done with dinner. 1324 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,479 It's a compromise. 1325 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,675 You! 1326 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,513 Your name is Margaret Jordan. 1327 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,354 Yes, it is. 1328 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,518 That was a good show, Will. 1329 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,877 MacKenzie, I was wrong, you were right. 1330 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,758 What did everybody else run? 1331 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,269 What did they run, Don? 1332 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:23,671 Flights resumed in Europe and the iPhone prototype that was left at a bar. 1333 01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,593 They all closed with the oil rig, though. 1334 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,909 Spill? 1335 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,270 Search and rescue. 1336 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,869 We should go. 1337 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,394 Goodnight, guys. 1338 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,673 Night. 1339 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,639 I don't know what you're miming. 1340 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,035 Just... 1341 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,520 You're fine. 1342 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,756 Can I talk to you a second? 1343 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,832 8:00 to 9:00 is over. 1344 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,717 I understand. I just wanted to mention something. 1345 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,912 Hang on. Enough of this shit about being disengaged. 1346 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,797 Guys, great job tonight. 1347 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,679 These things are done by teams, and I've got the best team in television. 1348 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,240 I'm gonna make sure each and every one of you 1349 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,232 knows how important you are to me. 1350 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,552 - This isn't our control room. - No. 1351 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:57,074 Then screw it. 1352 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,000 Will. 1353 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,671 You won't remember this, 1354 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,231 but the first time you met my parents, you had flowers for my mother. 1355 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,509 You took my father to an Orioles game, and then you met us for dinner. 1356 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,273 And I wanted to tell you... 1357 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,872 That you were perfect. 1358 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,991 Like I said, you wouldn't remember, but I wanted to thank you... 1359 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,676 The Orioles won 4-3 on a walk-off double from Miguel Tejada 1360 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,160 with runners on first and third. 1361 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,153 Your father ordered a beer, and I ordered a Diet Coke. 1362 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,835 And he said, "McAvoy, you're a Republican nitwit 1363 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,718 "and every word you've ever said or written about China 1364 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,269 "is incomprehensible bollocks. 1365 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:47,196 "But for reasons passing understanding, my MacKenzie seems to be in love with you. 1366 01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:51,718 "So you can have a pint on a hot summer's day without earning my disapproval." 1367 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,992 We ended up having three. 1368 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,554 You two idiots were drunk when you met us for dinner? 1369 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,592 - Yeah. 1370 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,199 Your dad's feeling all right? 1371 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,035 Charlie says you're physically and mentally exhausted. 1372 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:18,111 I've been exhausted since I was 30. Everybody's exhausted. 1373 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,712 I just wanted to come back and be in a newsroom. 1374 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,950 Well, this one's yours for a week. 1375 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,236 - Good show tonight. - You, too. 1376 01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:37,151 It wasn't vertigo medicine. 1377 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,155 I thought I saw you in the audience. That's how I got flustered. 1378 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,199 I thought I saw you, but it turned out to be someone else. 1379 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,834 No, wait.