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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Presenting my special caviar omelet
with gruyere cheese a la Bertram.
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Voila!
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(Phones beeping)
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Tomorrow I'm just
heating up frozen waffles.
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Kids: Yay!
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Ravi, are you ever
going to take your turn?
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What's the point of playing
Zombie Slaughter with Buddies,
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if your buddy never slaughters zombies?
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I am trying to read The Fairfield News.
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Do you know there has been a rash
of burglaries in the building?
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Uh-oh. I'd better go lock my Dollhouse!
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What? I got fine mini-China in there.
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Guys, relax. We have
top-notch security downstairs.
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We have Tony downstairs.
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We are doomed!
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Hey, guys, I have to run to
The Post Office this afternoon
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to overnight these fish to France
for your mom's emergency pedicure.
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Ooh, I want a fishy!
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- They eat the dead flesh off your feet.
- I'm good.
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Emma, I need you to walk
Zuri home from school today.
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Okay. (Gasps) (Phone beeps)
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O-M-G! Kelly is wearing a chiffon
dress to the dance tomorrow!
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Now, I can't wear my chiffon dress!
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I miss having
14-year-old girl problems.
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Now that Rachel Kapowski's single,
I'm gonna ask her to the dance.
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She's my dream girl.
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I thought I was your dream girl.
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It's a dream, I can like
as many girls as I want.
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Ugh... men.
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♪Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪But they keep on
pulling me every which way.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪My whole world is
changing. Turning around.
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♪They got me going crazy.
Yeah, they're shaking the ground.
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♪But they took a chance
on the new girl in town.
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♪And I don't want to
let them down, down, down.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie.
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(School bell rings)
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I am ready.
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Ravi, we're not playing hocky
we're playing dodge ball.
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Yes, against Gale "The Gorilla" Gustavo.
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He's not that tough.
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(Grunts)
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Look, there's Rachel.
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Her break up with "The Gorilla"
was all over the Walden website.
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It would have been the top story, but
the third graders' guinea pig had babies.
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Mazel tov, Fluffy!
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You read the school's website, too?
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You make reading lamer
than it already is!
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(Whistles)
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Oh!
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(Chuckles) Nice shot, Rachel!
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I think you just turned
his outie into an innie.
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Ravi: Oh!
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(Grunting) Oh! Ow!
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I am already out, people!
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What are you going for, extra credit?
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Awesome duck and roll, Luke!
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You've got some good moves.
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If you like that, you should
see me move on the dance floor.
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Well, technically, this is
gonna be the dance floor.
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Yeah, different decorations,
same sweat sock smell.
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(Chuckles)
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So, I see you like stink based humor.
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Well, you'll get a lot more of that
if you come to the dance with me.
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Sure.
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(Roars)
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(Nervous grunt)
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I would hate to be one of your pimples.
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Hey! Thanks for taking the
umbrella, and then not picking me up!
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I got a call from the '70s
and they want their hair back!
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(Sighs)
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Zuri, I'm so sorry!
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I forgot because I was
practicing my smoky eye.
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You're lucky I don't
give you a black eye!
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Please don't tell Jessie.
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Fine. It's going to cost
you a week's allowance.
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$2,000 for one little favor?
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I'll give you 50 bucks.
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Deal! I would've kept quiet
for a Chuckles bar, sucker!
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Whoa! Zuri, you're gonna
need a bigger bike helmet.
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Uh, good idea. We'll go buy one!
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(Stammering)
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(Whistling)
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Bertram, why do I feel like the
kids don't tell me everything?
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Why do you care? The less
they talk, the better.
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But, I really feel like sometimes...
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Zip! That goes for you, too.
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There is no way Mrs.
Kipling can catch a burglar.
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She can't even catch a
cricket unless it has a limp.
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(Grumbles softly)
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Just stick to the script.
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(Sighs)
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Oh, what a lovely day
in my big penthouse!
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Surrounded by all my expensive things.
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Oh, no! A burglar!
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If only a small dinosaur would stop him!
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(Grumbles softly)
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Hey, guys, I put a snack
out for you on the... whoa!
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(Crashing)
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(Groaning) Oh!
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Bertram! Bertram! Speak
to me! What's the snack?
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Sushi.
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- Ugh!
- Oh!
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Oh, Emma, are you making a salad?
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On your face?
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I'm giving myself a pre-dance facial.
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Uh-uh. And what else did you do today?
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Oh, you know, the ushe.
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I went to school and got
my hair and nails done.
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- So, you got them done after school?
- Yep!
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Was that before or after
you forgot to pick up Zuri?
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- Before.
- A-ha!
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I knew you didn't pick
your sister up from school.
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How did you find out?
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- You just told me.
- Why would I do that?
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Because I tricked you.
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Well, that wasn't very nice!
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I cannot believe you didn't
pick Zuri up from school!
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Sorry, I forgot.
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Like you've never
forgotten anything before.
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Um, I never forget things.
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Yeah-huh! Remember that time you forgot
who you were and had to fight against
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a secret government agency to protect
yourself and the woman you love?
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That's the plot to The Bourne Identity.
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I can't believe you're mad
at me for not doing your job!
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That's it!
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- You are not going to that dance!
- What?
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This is totally unfair!
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You are the worst nanny
in the history of nannies!
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Emma, I know you don't mean that.
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Ugh... teenagers.
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Um, you're a teenager, too.
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The only difference between you and her
is that you don't get invited to things.
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Ugh... butlers.
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Jessie, I'll make you a deal.
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I go to the dance, and you ground
me from all my math classes.
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How is that a punishment?
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Because I love math!
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Two plus two equals fabulous!
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Nice try.
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Jessie, does this look okay?
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I need to look perfect
for my date with Rachel.
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Meanwhile, I'll be here, growing
old and bitter, like somebody I know!
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- I was talking about you, Jessie!
- Yeah, I got that!
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- Luke, don't worry, you look great.
- Oh, thanks.
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If a tad nervous.
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I haven't seen sweat stains like that
since you got your last report card.
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Ugh! I need some advice about girls.
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My freckles can only take me so far.
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Luke, don't worry, all
right? Just be yourself.
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Ooh, and get her a rose.
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Good idea, but what should I say?
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What do girls like to hear on a date?
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Well, uh, I can tell you
what we don't like to hear.
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"Whoa, you're going to
eat that whole thing?"
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"Babe, babe, I, I forgot my wallet,
do you mind paying for dinner?"
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(Farting sound)
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And we definitely don't
want to hear that on a date!
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Oh, that's my new text alert.
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I recorded it myself.
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Man, I love technology!
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Okay, my advice for tonight.
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Blow-dry your pits and keep
your phone on silent but deadly.
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(Beeps)
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I can't believe everyone is at
the dance and I'm stuck here!
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Thanks a lot, Balloon Jessie!
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(Panting)
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Emma! Balloon Jessie! Horrible news!
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Peasant blouses are back?
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Worse, I just read
on the Walden website,
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that Gale has sworn revenge
on Luke for stealing his woman!
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They broke up, he can't blame Luke!
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I do not think a guy
nicknamed The Gorilla,
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comprehends the subtle nuances
of teen dating etiquette!
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We've got to call Luke!
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I already tried. He is not answering.
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Oh... he could be in
mid-swirly right now!
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Then there's only one thing to do!
Ravi, will you come to the dance with me?
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Emma.
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Emma.
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I am very flattered,
but you are my sister.
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♪Pot pies taste so good!
They're yummy in my tummy!
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♪Yum, yum...
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Ah!
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(Crashing)
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We got you, thief!
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Ugh! It's only Bertram.
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(Scoffs)
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I told you, no burglar
is going to come get us!
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Besides, marbles aren't
going to stop anyone.
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Whoa!
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- They stopped you.
- Twice.
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Emma, can we talk?
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Look, I don't want you to
miss out on that dance but,
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you need to understand that
what you did was really wrong.
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Okay, ignoring the problem
won't make it go away.
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Kind of like my credit card bill.
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Emma?
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(Gasps)
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You're not Emma, you're Balloon Jessie!
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So Emma snuck out!
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I cannot believe she went to that dance!
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And gave me a mustache!
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But I do look good as a blonde.
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♪Zizik's Deli makes
hoagies like my mommy!
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♪I love their soups and
breads and also their pastrami.
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(Machine buzzing)
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (Grunting)
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A-ha! It worked!
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Ugh! It's just Bertram again.
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What a waste of a good ball beat-down.
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Turn it off, or load it with meatballs!
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(Bertram grunting)
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Bertram, we are trying
to defend our penthouse!
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That's it! No more traps!
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(Breathes heavily)
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- Bertram...
- What?
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Are you going to pick that up?
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(Dance music playing)
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This is for you, Rachel.
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A pretty rose for a pretty girl.
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Thanks, Luke. It's so beautiful.
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There.
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(Pants)
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Is it hot in here? Are you hot?
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I mean, you are hot...
I mean, are you warm-hot?
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You know what? I'm going
to go get us some punch.
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(Grunts)
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Wow. Rookie mistake.
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Even when you're floundering,
never back away from a girl.
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They can smell fear.
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Even through all that cologne you
have on, which stinks right now.
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Adam Sandler! What are you
doing at our school dance?
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Uh, just trying to pick up
some spare change chaperoning.
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If we have to have grownups,
too, I'm glad it's you.
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(Chuckles)
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Ugh! Whatever you do,
don't drink the punch!
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I made that punch.
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I mean, don't just drink it. Savor it!
250
00:13:04,281 --> 00:13:05,814
Yeah!
251
00:13:05,815 --> 00:13:09,949
Go ahead. Wash that
foot out of your mouth.
252
00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:11,736
Ah, sorry, Mr. Sandler.
253
00:13:11,737 --> 00:13:14,723
Don't call me Mr.
Sandler, call me Thunder.
254
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:18,438
- Why?
- I just think it sounds cooler.
255
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:24,339
Okay. So, Thunder, do you think
I have a chance with this girl?
256
00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:26,008
Absolutely.
257
00:13:26,009 --> 00:13:30,405
When it comes to girls, all you
have to be is polite, honest...
258
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:32,506
And a movie star.
259
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,260
But I'm not a movie star.
260
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,360
Well, you should try it
sometime, it's excellent.
261
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:41,038
Now, go back out there, and
take her some of my punch.
262
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:44,008
I made it in Kevin James' bathtub.
263
00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:48,329
Don't worry, he was wearing a wetsuit.
264
00:13:53,919 --> 00:13:55,119
(Doorbell rings) Oh!
265
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,854
♪Hoagies are here at last!
266
00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:59,350
♪Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
267
00:13:59,351 --> 00:14:01,058
Thank you!
268
00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:03,828
Let me get your tip.
269
00:14:03,829 --> 00:14:06,030
Here's a tip.
270
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,637
You're being robbed.
271
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:12,359
Ha, no kidding! At $15 a
sandwich, you're robbing us blind!
272
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,160
Oh.
273
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,833
(Sighs)
274
00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:18,747
Whoa!
275
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,668
Whoa!
276
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,046
Emma!
277
00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,264
Luke, you've got to get out of here.
278
00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:26,557
Gale said he's going to
get you for dating Rachel!
279
00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:29,318
Well, bring it on! If he
wants to fight, I'll fight him.
280
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,924
There won't be a fight,
Gale will give you a wedgie!
281
00:14:31,925 --> 00:14:35,827
And everyone will see your
ridiculous Superman undies!
282
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:39,029
Some people think they're cool.
283
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,798
Nobody thinks they're cool.
284
00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:43,739
Not even Lois Lane!
285
00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:47,688
I'm willing to take that chance.
I finally got my dream girl.
286
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:53,589
I'm not going to lose her because
of some underwear-yanking gorilla.
287
00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:57,495
Luke, at least tighten your belt!
288
00:14:58,012 --> 00:15:00,365
Emma! Emma! Oh, excuse me. Sorry, oh...
289
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,874
Ow, ow, ow, okay, okay...
290
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,823
Oh, yeah.
291
00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:05,743
Adam Sandler? What are you doing here?
292
00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:08,131
Waiting for them to play Gangnam Style.
293
00:15:08,132 --> 00:15:11,210
I've been practicing all week.
294
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,580
I'm here looking for one of
my charges. I'm the nanny.
295
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,714
- Yeah?
- Yeah. But I'm also a struggling actress.
296
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,397
- Really? What have I seen you in?
- Uh-uh.
297
00:15:17,398 --> 00:15:19,628
Nothing. That's why I'm struggling.
298
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:22,130
- Makes sense.
- Yeah... do you have any advice for me?
299
00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:24,243
I do. Remember this.
300
00:15:24,244 --> 00:15:26,160
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
- Show up on time.
301
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,860
- Know all your lines.
- Mmm-hmm.
302
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,891
And whenever possible, do
this. (Mumbles incoherently)
303
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,250
(Mumbles incoherently)
304
00:15:32,251 --> 00:15:36,391
- That's it, that's it.
- Oh? Yes!
305
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:39,978
This punch is horrible.
306
00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:43,667
Yeah, that's Kevin James'
feet you're tasting.
307
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:48,108
- Good to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
308
00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:53,196
- A-ha!
- Ah!
309
00:15:53,197 --> 00:15:56,424
- Got ya!
- (Stuttering) Jessie, I can explain.
310
00:15:56,425 --> 00:16:00,362
Great, can't wait to hear it 16 years
from now, when you're ungrounded!
311
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,330
You'll be 30!
312
00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:04,561
Jessie, I didn't sneak
out to come to the dance.
313
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:07,912
Really? Huh! That's weird,
because with people dancing, and
314
00:16:07,913 --> 00:16:10,994
music playing, it really
seems like we're at the dance!
315
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:12,769
Jessie, listen!
316
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,370
I snuck out to warn Luke!
317
00:16:14,371 --> 00:16:16,843
Rachel's old boyfriend, The
Gorilla, is coming after him!
318
00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:20,409
Please tell me they call him The
Gorilla because he likes to climb trees.
319
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:25,899
No, it's because he's huge, grunts,
and can peel a banana with his feet!
320
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,315
And now he's going to give
Luke the wedgie of his life!
321
00:16:28,316 --> 00:16:31,320
Oh, no. And Luke's probably
wearing his Superman underwear!
322
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:34,561
We've got to find him.
323
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:43,570
Hey, Luke, get ready for
some Gale-force winds.
324
00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:46,501
See what I did there?
325
00:16:46,502 --> 00:16:48,776
Have you grown since gym class?
326
00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:51,177
Yep. (Roars)
327
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:52,900
Ah!
328
00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:55,541
(Everyone gasps)
329
00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:57,313
My punch!
330
00:16:57,314 --> 00:17:00,549
I knew I should have made brownies.
331
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,719
Gale, all you've managed to do
is make yourself look foolish,
332
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,632
and ruin poor Adam Sandler's punch.
333
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:10,193
"Thunder's"! When is
that gonna catch on?
334
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,361
Gale, I can't believe you did that!
335
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:15,264
Yeah, humiliating me is not
going to win Rachel back.
336
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:19,225
- Right, Rachel?
- You still care!
337
00:17:19,402 --> 00:17:22,204
Or maybe it will.
338
00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:23,860
I'm sorry, Luke.
339
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:29,761
The rose was sweet, but you should give
it to a girl who really deserves it.
340
00:17:30,447 --> 00:17:32,414
Hey, you want to go
get some Chinese later?
341
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:34,955
I've been really craving
some moo goo Gale pan.
342
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:39,156
Oh, I've missed your clever wordplay.
343
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,903
You should be ashamed of yourself!
344
00:17:44,904 --> 00:17:46,905
You think I want to
live a life of crime?
345
00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:48,591
I can't support myself on deli tips!
346
00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:53,572
And the delivery charge
is not the tip, people!
347
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,322
Well, here's a thought.
Why don't you get a new job?
348
00:17:56,323 --> 00:18:00,365
I was a philosophy major!
There's no jobs in philosophy!
349
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:04,446
Congratulations, dad, you were right!
350
00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:06,978
Okay...
351
00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:09,421
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Not Gary the Gravy Boat!
352
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,916
He's my best friend!
353
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:14,757
I mean, my best dispenser of gravy.
354
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:15,987
(Stamps) Ow!
355
00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:18,688
(Roars) (Screams)
356
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:22,618
(Grunting)
357
00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:24,588
(Sobbing)
358
00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:29,834
Zuri: Bertram, what's wrong?
Did you taste your cooking again?
359
00:18:29,835 --> 00:18:32,403
Oh, Bertram, who is your friend?
360
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,839
(Muffled yelling)
361
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,200
And why are you tied up?
362
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:41,273
(Sighs) Because that's what burglars do!
363
00:18:41,274 --> 00:18:43,924
(Gasps) So you're the burglar?
364
00:18:43,925 --> 00:18:46,851
What evil sickness
drives a man to steal?
365
00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:48,289
What else am I supposed to do?
366
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:52,231
My only skills are peddling a
bike and discussing Kierkegaard!
367
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:56,552
Now, please, call off your Velociraptor.
368
00:18:56,605 --> 00:19:00,200
I told you Mrs. Kipling could
be a fierce guard lizard!
369
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,955
Sorry, Mrs. K.
370
00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:05,065
Who knew you can go all
Jurassic Park on someone?
371
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:06,653
(Grumbles softly)
372
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:10,517
Hello! We're still getting robbed here!
Someone untie me and call the cops!
373
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,345
No! Don't call the cops!
374
00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:16,071
If you let me go, I can get you free
hoagies for the next three years!
375
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,139
Really?
376
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,055
Both: We are calling the cops!
377
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:20,460
Okay, okay, okay.
378
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:23,161
(Grumbles softly)
379
00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:27,020
Luke, are you okay?
380
00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:29,155
Not really.
381
00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:33,999
But on the bright side, none of
that punch got in my mouth, so...
382
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,903
- How did you know Gale was after me?
- Emma told me.
383
00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:39,656
Luke, I'm so sorry but,
384
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:43,250
if Rachel can't see how great a
guy you are, then she's a big idiot.
385
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:47,742
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here without
a date, looking like a bigger idiot.
386
00:19:47,743 --> 00:19:49,783
(Sighs)
387
00:19:50,149 --> 00:19:55,127
Well, I can't do anything about the punch,
but you are done just sitting around.
388
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,139
(Scoffs)
389
00:19:56,140 --> 00:20:00,594
- Jessie, you don't have to do this.
- Yes, I do!
390
00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:04,975
Luke, you are sweet and funny and cool.
391
00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:08,695
(Chuckles)
392
00:20:08,696 --> 00:20:12,956
And you've got the moves like Jagger.
393
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:17,109
Hey, check out my
friends checking us out.
394
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,457
(Chuckles)
395
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,261
You could probably coast all the way
through middle school on this one.
396
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,049
I can coast all the way to my G.E.D!
397
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:28,070
Really? Yeah, well, maybe.(Chuckles)
398
00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:31,957
- Hey, Jessie.
- Hmm.
399
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:35,360
I was told to give this to a
girl who really deserves it.
400
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,812
I think that's you.
401
00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:40,033
Aw, Luke.
402
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:43,073
I'll treasure this.
403
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,965
I treasured that.
404
00:20:51,311 --> 00:20:53,665
(Both chuckle)
405
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:57,082
- Hey, thanks for cheering me up.
- Eh, that's what nannies are for.
406
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,985
But you know what would
make me feel great?
407
00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:02,988
- If I got a kiss.
- Don't push your luck.
408
00:21:02,989 --> 00:21:05,209
(Chuckles)
409
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:11,930
Other than the fact that I still have punch
in my pants, this was a pretty good night.
410
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:13,999
Emma, thanks again for
trying to warn me about Gale.
411
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,133
You're welcome.
412
00:21:15,134 --> 00:21:18,203
Yeah, that was a really
great big sister thing to do.
413
00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:20,973
You are now officially un-grounded.
414
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:26,111
Good, because seeing you dancing
Gangnam Style was punishment enough.
415
00:21:26,112 --> 00:21:29,214
Adam Sandler did put you to shame.
416
00:21:29,215 --> 00:21:30,949
So not true.
417
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:33,285
His lasso technique was way too wristy.
418
00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:35,287
(Vocalizing)
419
00:21:35,288 --> 00:21:36,388
(Chuckling)
420
00:21:36,389 --> 00:21:39,029
(Alarm sounding)
421
00:21:40,026 --> 00:21:42,966
Huh... this is new.
422
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,999
Oops, I guess we
forgot one of our traps.
423
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,002
Huh! I didn't know it was nanny season.
424
00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:51,554
Get the key!
425
00:21:51,555 --> 00:21:52,924
Key?
426
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:54,905
Key...
427
00:21:55,562 --> 00:21:58,382
Uh, Zuri, a word?
428
00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:01,265
Sure.
429
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,339
(Uneasy chuckle)
430
00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:07,071
I hope that word isn't "key,"
because I don't have one.
431
00:22:07,072 --> 00:22:09,532
(Both scream)
432
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:14,215
They're not coming back, are they?
433
00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:15,650
Guys? Don't you... don't...
434
00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:17,665
(Both scream) Come here!
435
00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,586
Kids?
436
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,540
Bertram?
437
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,001
Adam Sandler?
438
00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:29,792
He prefers "Thunder". (Clicks tongue)
439
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:35,693
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