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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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And when I earned my final,
record-breaking Butterfly Badge,
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my mom had my sash be-diamonded!
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If she doesn't stop bragging,
I'm gonna bury her in that sash.
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Hey, little Caterpillars,
who wants some cocoon juice?
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- All: Ewe!
- It's fruit punch.
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Jessie, what are you wearing?
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My Armadillo Scout uniform.
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You say that like it's not embarrassing.
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Hey, an armadillo can survive
scorching hot temperatures and,
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bravely dodge eighteen-wheelers
on the Highway.
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Which, now that I think about it,
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was probably not the best
place to sell cookies.
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So, for old time's sake, you just
decided to dress up like roadkill?
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No, Zuri has had a little
difficulty earning her badges.
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I even panicked trying to
earn the Shoe-Tying Badge.
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Which way does the stinking rabbit go?
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So, I'm gonna offer to help.
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I'm sure your troop leader
will be thrilled to have me.
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(Elevator bell dings) (Blowing whistle)
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You? I hate you.
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- Coach Penny?
- That's Troop Leader Penny, to you!
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Still writing songs about your perfect
boyfriend, making us single gals feel bad?
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Yes, but I'm guessing you
don't want to hear one.
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All right, Caterpillars, antennae up!
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Let's get this meeting started.
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Yes, Sir! Hoo-ah!
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She calls her mom Sir?
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Wouldn't you?
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(Blowing whistle)
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Quiet!
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Ooh! I notice we have a
highly decorated veteran here.
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Emma Ross, Monarch first class.
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The Emma Ross? All-time
top Butterfly Badge-earner?
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And uniform catalog model.
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Zuri, you had Emma Ross as an example,
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and you still haven't even
learned the Butterfly handshake?
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Butterflies don't have hands!
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The whole thing is insane!
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Who's with me?
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Anyway, this weekend's camping trip,
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is the last chance for some
of our slower Caterpillars...
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And you know who you are, to get
a badge, and move up to Butterfly.
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I have all my badges, mommy.
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I mean, Sir!
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Including the Braggy Pants Badge.
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(Blowing whistle)
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Quiet! Talking during the
meeting is distracting.
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And so is that ridiculous uniform.
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Says the woman with a bug on her head.
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Back in Texas, there's no greater
honor than being an Armadillo Scout!
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Well, that may count
in a fly-over state,
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but here in the big city
that doesn't mean Arma-diddly!
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You'll see what armadillo
scouts are made of,
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because I'm going on that camping trip
with Zuri, and helping her earn a badge!
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Well, fine by me. I
could use a good laugh.
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You could also use some floss.
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You've a big hunk of ham
stuck between your teeth.
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♪Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪But they keep on
pulling me every which way.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪My whole world is
changing. Turning around.
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♪They got me going crazy.
Yeah, they're shaking the ground.
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♪But they took a chance
on the new girl in town.
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♪And I don't want to
let them down, down, down.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie.
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You may have bested me in video games,
but I will beat you in cricket racing.
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I doubt it. My cricket's on
performance-enhancing lettuce.
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Uh oh. Mine hopped away.
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Mrs. Kipling will kill
me if I lose her lunch.
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I am not kidding. My life
is constantly in danger.
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(Chirping)
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There he is! He's about
to jump into Bertram's pot.
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No! Do not jump, little fellow!
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Well, it's official.
Bertram's cooking is fatal.
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Whoa, you are looking
very snazzy, Bertram.
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I'm going to The Fairfield
Cooking Competition.
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I've been tweaking my lobster
bisque all day. (Chuckles)
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(Gasps) (Both gasp)
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Perfect! It's alive with flavor!
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He has no idea.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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Ravi, I know you'll tell me the truth.
Did you two do something to my soup?
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Uh...
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Absolutely not.
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Good.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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my bisque and I are going to go beat those
other butlers like an egg white fritata!
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I cannot believe I
lied right to his face.
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What a rush!
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See? When done correctly, lying
is sort of like a super power.
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Ooh, perhaps I could make a costume...
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With a cape, and boots...
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Don't cheapen this.
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Now, you put up the cross-poles,
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set up the support braces, line up
the grommets, and you're done! Easy.
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Easy for you.
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I don't even make my own bed!
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Okay, I'm going to help you.
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And by help, I mean do it for you while
you keep watch and stay out of my way.
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Emma, thank you so much
for coming on our camp out.
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I'm always happy to give
back to the children.
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Who wants to earn
their Mani-Pedi Badge?
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All: Me!
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Done! (Whistle blowing)
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Great job, Zuri!
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Ah! One Tent Pitching Badge, please.
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First the Caterpillar must complete
the post-tent pitching quiz.
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Both: Ugh!
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Caterpillar Ross, what is the proper
ratio of grommets to support braces?
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Six-to-one.
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Cinnamon!
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Badge denied!
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Look, I don't know about you Armadillos,
but Caterpillar scouts do their own work.
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(Gasps)
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So do Armadillos! And, we can jump
3 to 4 feet in the air when startled!
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So will I, if Zuri actually
earns a badge this weekend.
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Oh, she'll earn a badge.
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Zuri Ross is the smartest,
most capable little girl I know!
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Zuri: Jessie! Help! I'm stuck!
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Oh!
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Is there, by any chance, a
Falling-in-the-Trash Badge?
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(Grunting)
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That's odd. Usually, we
do that with his food.
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I just got disqualified
from the cooking competition,
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because one of the judges discovered
a cricket in my lobster bisque!
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Luke, I know you did this!
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No! I assure you, Luke
is not the soupy saboteur.
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Well, someone did it!
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Ravi, don't tell me it was you?
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Uh, um... uh, of course not.
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It was a man in a Butler's uniform!
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We saw him sneaking out!
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Really? What did he look like?
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Keep it simple.
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Well, he was tall...
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With bushy eyebrows...
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Giant earlobes and a monocle!
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- I know that guy!
- Both: You do?
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You just described my arch rival, Nigel
Pettigrew, down to the very last detail!
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- I did?
- He did?
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Nigel's always been
jealous of my cooking.
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He clearly did this to get
me thrown out of the contest!
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Well, I'm gonna go
kick his sticky wicket!
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(Chuckles)
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Wow, talk about beginning liar's luck!
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This is terrible.
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Because of my lies, Nigel will now
feel the mighty wrath of Bertram.
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Eh. Better him than us.
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With fingerling potatoes,
and a side salad.
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And hurry! All they have
to eat here is beans!
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And we're already
down wind from the zoo!
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(Sniffing)
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Ugh.
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Check this out. (Laughs)
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Remember, with the right bait, you can
get an animal to do whatever you want.
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That's why I leave pudding cups
for Bertram in the laundry room.
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I hope I catch a California roll.
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Okay, now swing the rod back, push
the button, and throw it out there.
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(Whirring)
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I think I got one! It's a whopper!
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It must be a land shark, because
the pond is in front of us.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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I guess I can kiss my
Fishing Badge goodbye.
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Yeah, and I don't care what we fry
this in, it is not going to taste good.
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This guilt is tearing me apart.
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I have told so many lies,
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I am surprised my pants are not
literally bursting into flames!
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Ravi, you gotta chill.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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(Elevator bell dings)
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I just challenged Nigel to
a brutal Butler beat down!
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I did not see that coming.
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That seems a bit rash, does it not?
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Nigel says he never touched my bisque.
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But you saw him, right, Ravi?
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Plain as day.
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(Grunts)
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Why can I not stop?
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Because lying is fun.
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Pretty soon you'll be
running for Congress.
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Watch this!
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Okay, better. Better.
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Good aim! Now, let's work on distance.
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I'm never gonna get a badge!
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Instead of becoming a Butterfly, I'll
be the world's oldest Caterpillar.
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That's a lot of orthopedic shoes!
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Emma got her Archery
Badge. Make her help me!
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I'm busy helping these other
girls earn their Knot Badges.
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Good! Now get rid of
the knot in my neck.
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Emma! We're supposed to be roughing it!
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I am! They're using unscented lotion.
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Emma! Get over here and
show Zuri how to do this.
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Uh, okay, but I may be a little rusty.
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You can't be any worse than Zuri.
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I think I remember how to do this.
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Wait! Stop!
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Eh.
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Oh.
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- Did I hit the target?
- Nope, but you killed a hat.
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Okay, I smell something fishy.
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Ooh, my seared scallops
are here! Thank you, Louis.
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Hey, we're supposed to be roughing it!
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Do you see garlic
aioli anywhere on here?
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I might as well be living in a cave!
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Take it back, Louis!
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(Blowing whistle)
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I want the truth.
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Did you really earn all those badges?
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No, what do you think?
She bought them online?
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Oh my gosh, you bought them online.
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(Gasps)
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Emma Ross, you are demoted
to Larva, Third Class.
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Surrender your sash.
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Okay...
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But I'm gonna need those diamonds back.
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Congratulations, Jessie.
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You're the worst thing to happen
to Butterflies since windshields.
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Come, Caterpillars. Let's forage.
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- Well, at least now I can go home.
- Oh, no.
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You are gonna camp here
and help Zuri earn a badge.
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- All night?
- Mmm-hmm.
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In a tent?
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But I can see my bedroom from here!
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Wow, I have got to get blinds.
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
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When first we practice to de...
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ar Gods, man! Put on some pants!
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And, I just got my new screen saver.
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Pettigrew. Winkle.
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Shall we?
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Please, gentleman's gentlemen!
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Do not pummel each other into oblivion!
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With fluffy little feather dusters?
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Yes!
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We shall mercilessly dust each
other until the other man yields!
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I never yield.
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Bertram: You also never
trim your eyebrows.
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It looks like you have two
hedgehogs over your eyes!
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At least nothing scared the hair on
my head, and made it run to my back!
247
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:54,162
I don't know what's worse, their
shorts, or their trash-talk.
248
00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:57,163
- The shorts!
- Ugh!
249
00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:02,380
On the bright side, if they are just
tickling each other, no one will get hurt.
250
00:14:02,381 --> 00:14:04,061
That's what you think.
251
00:14:04,062 --> 00:14:07,024
We each put up our
most prized possession.
252
00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:08,792
Winner take all!
253
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,839
Mine is Her Majesty's favorite teacup.
254
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,600
(Bertram gasps).
255
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:17,501
Given to me by the Queen herself, it's
still stained with her black lipstick.
256
00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:22,039
She was going through
a bit of a goth phase.
257
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,266
And I put up this.
258
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,244
(Ravi gasps)
259
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:29,880
Not your sterling silver toast rack
that used to belong to Abraham Lincoln!
260
00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:33,601
Yes, and the matching egg cup!
261
00:14:33,985 --> 00:14:37,187
Oh, no! This just got real! (Sobs)
262
00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:40,188
You said it, sister!
263
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,859
I am a boy.
264
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:46,460
Of course. And I am Beyonce.
265
00:14:53,104 --> 00:14:56,173
Ugh! This ground is too hard!
266
00:14:56,174 --> 00:15:00,110
Sorry. Next time we'll
request pillow-top dirt.
267
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:05,815
Okay, and you go under and over, and
under and over, and there you have it.
268
00:15:05,816 --> 00:15:07,440
A friendship bracelet!
269
00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:10,021
Oh! Like this?
270
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:15,685
That's not a friendship
bracelet. It's an enemy ball.
271
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:18,554
At least I'm trying to earn my badges.
272
00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:23,760
Oh, yeah? How's that working
out for you, empty sash?
273
00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,525
(Screaming) Ow! Ouch! All right!
274
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,869
That's it! Lights out!
275
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:34,510
Time to earn our Sleeping
Badge. It's not a real thing.
276
00:15:38,776 --> 00:15:40,453
(Whale noises)
277
00:15:40,454 --> 00:15:42,079
(Whale noises)
278
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,614
Is that whales?
279
00:15:44,615 --> 00:15:46,749
How deep is that pond?
280
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:50,620
Oh, that's my noise machine. I can't
sleep without the sounds of nature.
281
00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,321
We're in the middle of a park!
We're surrounded by nature!
282
00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:54,590
(Vehicles honking)
283
00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:55,892
(Police Siren blaring)
284
00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:57,553
(Helicopter blades whirring)
285
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:58,561
(Woman screaming)
286
00:15:58,562 --> 00:16:01,082
Whales it is.
287
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:03,861
How did you even plug it in?
288
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,736
I ran an extension cord from the lobby.
289
00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:12,637
On the bright side, I now know
that's not a snake running up my leg.
290
00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:14,353
(Hissing) Oh, no, wait. It is.
291
00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:15,838
Ah!
292
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,639
Ah!
293
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:23,430
Please, can you both not pull
your heads out of your butlers,
294
00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:26,991
and call this off, so no one
loses their prized possession?
295
00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:30,863
Never. We butlers live by a code.
296
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,643
W-W-M-B-D.
297
00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:35,996
What Would Mr. Belvedere Do?
298
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:38,277
Both: Who?
299
00:16:38,702 --> 00:16:40,028
En garde!
300
00:16:40,029 --> 00:16:42,426
First one who sneezes, loses!
301
00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:46,265
Prepare to spray your
shame all over this ring.
302
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,666
(Bell dings)
303
00:16:56,553 --> 00:17:02,453
You can do this, Bertram! You clean my
room, so you've got sinuses of steel!
304
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,489
Poor Bertram, looks like
you're about to sneeze.
305
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:10,490
Hold it in, Bertram!
306
00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:16,706
Bless you.
307
00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:20,610
And next time, please
sneeze into your sleeve!
308
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:25,471
Your Lincoln toast rack
and egg cup are mine!
309
00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:28,918
Luke, I cannot let this happen!
310
00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:33,006
Bertram, it was my fault the
cricket got into your soup.
311
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:36,127
What? You lied to me?
312
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:39,567
Shame on you, Ravi!
313
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:44,417
Nigel, I'm sorry I accused you of
sabotage. Will you accept my apology?
314
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:49,772
Bertram, you lack grace,
manners, and a competent tailor...
315
00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:52,029
But you do have honor.
316
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,855
I accept your apology.
317
00:17:53,856 --> 00:17:55,296
Thank the Gods.
318
00:17:55,297 --> 00:17:58,714
But I'm still taking your stuff.
319
00:17:58,715 --> 00:18:00,815
Victory!
320
00:18:07,691 --> 00:18:11,594
I am so sorry, Bertram. Are you mad?
321
00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:14,531
No, Ravi, I'm not mad.
322
00:18:14,532 --> 00:18:16,866
Just very disappointed in you.
323
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,907
(Sighs)
324
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:24,700
See, he's not mad. All's
well that ends well.
325
00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:31,937
(Animal growling) (Groans)
326
00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,194
(Animal growling)
327
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,248
Ah!
328
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:35,779
What was that?
329
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:41,012
Emma, please tell me your noise
machine has a pterodactyl setting.
330
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,366
Ah!
331
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,885
Ah!
332
00:18:43,886 --> 00:18:46,784
Do you think that's Coach Penny
coming back from the bathroom?
333
00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:48,026
(Growling)
334
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,307
(Screaming)
335
00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:54,487
Permission to panic, Sir?
336
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:56,142
Permission granted.
337
00:18:56,143 --> 00:18:58,423
(Screaming)
338
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:01,975
Coach: Help! That's Coach Penny and
madge! We've have to do something!
339
00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:05,681
Like crank up the whale
sounds to drown them out?
340
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:11,582
No! We should save them! Although
I could be talked out of it.
341
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,539
(Gasps)
342
00:19:17,442 --> 00:19:21,126
O-M-G, an ostrich must
have escaped from the zoo!
343
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,328
Or people are feeding
the pigeons way too much.
344
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,589
You girls stay here!
345
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:30,070
Ouch! Stupid extension cord!
346
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,259
(Growling) (Screaming)
347
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:35,020
Help! Help! Help!
348
00:19:35,114 --> 00:19:37,514
Ah! Ah! Ah!
349
00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:40,117
Where's Zuri?
350
00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:42,810
- Zuri, stop!
- Hey, big bird!
351
00:19:42,811 --> 00:19:46,872
Zuri, no! I can't lose another
kid to an angry ostrich!
352
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:50,825
It's a long story, before I met you.
353
00:19:50,826 --> 00:19:55,326
Here's some vitamin
C-ya around, sucker!
354
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:04,110
Zuri, you saved us! Thank you!
355
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,810
- How did you know what to do?
- I just remembered what you told me.
356
00:20:08,811 --> 00:20:13,506
With the right bait, you can get
an animal to do whatever you want.
357
00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:14,824
Well, Jessie.
358
00:20:14,825 --> 00:20:18,820
I guess there's more to Armadillos
than just an ugly uniform.
359
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:21,188
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me!
360
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:23,469
Come here.
361
00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:30,878
An orange!
362
00:20:32,219 --> 00:20:35,819
(Ostrich growling) What the...
363
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:41,843
And even though she did not
earn any traditional badges...
364
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,736
Not one.
365
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:47,441
I am honored to present Zuri
Ross with this special...
366
00:20:47,442 --> 00:20:49,393
Outwitting an Ostrich Badge.
367
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:50,599
(Applauding)
368
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,342
Thank you.
369
00:20:52,343 --> 00:20:54,856
Even I don't have that one.
370
00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:59,093
I do! Or I will in three
to five business days.
371
00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:03,092
Zuri Ross, you are hereby promoted,
with the rest of your troop...
372
00:21:03,093 --> 00:21:05,973
To Butterfly Scout!
373
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,973
Oh! Congratulations, Zuri.
374
00:21:12,974 --> 00:21:15,467
I haven't been this proud since
your report card went from,
375
00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:19,013
Unsatisfactory to Needs Improvement!
376
00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:20,636
Thank you.
377
00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:26,537
This might be a good time to
mention that I'm failing math.
378
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,862
Good morning, Bertram.
What happened to your head?
379
00:21:34,863 --> 00:21:38,999
I was almost pecked to
death by an angry ostrich.
380
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,120
Fine. Do not tell me.
381
00:21:42,203 --> 00:21:47,494
Anyway, I wish to apologize from
the bottom of my heart for lying.
382
00:21:47,495 --> 00:21:50,608
So, to make amends, I
got something for you.
383
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:55,429
Thank you, but unless it's my Lincoln
toast rack and egg cup, I'm not interested.
384
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:58,920
It is your Lincoln
toast rack and egg cup.
385
00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:01,055
Great Gettysburg, it is!
386
00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:05,292
Oh! I recognize the dent where
Mary Todd hurled it at Abe's head,
387
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:08,863
when he complained about
his egg being runny!
388
00:22:08,864 --> 00:22:11,732
She was a feisty first lady.
389
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:14,253
Yes, she was.
390
00:22:14,545 --> 00:22:16,236
How did you get them back?
391
00:22:16,237 --> 00:22:20,140
You didn't hurt Nigel, did you?
Although I would be okay with that.
392
00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:23,771
No, but I will be dusting his enormous,
393
00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:26,565
teacup collection until
I go off to college.
394
00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:28,816
Thank you, Ravi. You're a good kid.
395
00:22:28,817 --> 00:22:32,954
While you're dusting, spit
in one of those cups for me.
396
00:22:32,955 --> 00:22:37,640
He called me a girl. I will
do more than spit in it.
397
00:22:37,641 --> 00:22:43,541
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