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Jessie, can I bring Lucy, our class
bunny rabbit, home for the weekend?
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Zuri! When it comes to responsibility,
you don't have a great track record.
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Remember when you promised
to start flossing regularly?
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I floss my teeth!
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Really? At your last cleaning, there
was so much blood, the dentist fainted.
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He went down like a submarine.
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Wow! That is some hyperactive homework.
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Huh!
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Hmm, that's interesting.
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I don't remember packing
you a bunny for lunch.
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I might've already volunteered. Oops.
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Zuri, the sewers are overflowing
with all the fish you forgot to feed.
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And I don't think we can
flush a bunny. (Rabbit squeaks)
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That won't happen this time, I promise!
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Please, please, please!
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Wow, three pleases, the puppy
dog eyes, and a head tilt.
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The begging trifecta!
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I don't stand a chance, do I?
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Nope. Give in or I'll
close with a lip quiver...
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And a single tear.
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Fine. I give.
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Next time I negotiate with you, I'm
wearing a blindfold and headphones.
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♪Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪But they keep on
pulling me every which way.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪My whole world is
changing. Turning around.
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♪They got me going crazy.
Yeah, they're shaking the ground.
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♪But they took a chance
on the new girl in town.
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♪And I don't want to
let them down, down, down.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie.
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See, I like flag football because
it lacks the physical contact,
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that makes traditional
football so perilous.
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- So you want to play with them?
- Oh, dear Gods, no.
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Ooh! That's Brett Summers.
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Isn't he dreamy?
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I am so crushing on him.
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(Grunts) (Screams)
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And now he is crushing on you.
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Sorry! My bad.
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You okay, Emma?
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Sure, spleens are overrated.
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Anyway, great catch.
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- So, you like football?
- Love it!
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It's my third favorite
thing that involves feet.
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After shoes and pedicures.
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Do you want to watch the
game with me tomorrow?
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Sure! Let's watch it
in my screening room.
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We have a 75-inch
screen and free popcorn!
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Sold! And I promise not to
use you as a tackling dummy.
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Even if you are the prettiest
one I've ever clobbered.
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(Giggling)
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He thinks I'm pretty!
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Compared to a tackling dummy.
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Emma, you know less
about sports than I do.
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And I thought the Super Bowl
was what Bertram ate soup out of.
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Guess what, everyone?
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I'm taking care of the
class bunny this weekend.
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Bunny? There's a bunny in the house?
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Why do I feel like the crazy-train
is about to pull into Bertramville?
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I happen to have an
intense rabbit phobia!
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All aboard...
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Once my mommy took me to the
Mall to see The Easter Bunny.
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And I sat on his moth-eaten suit
and stared at his red, glowing eyes.
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Then he made that horrible bunny face!
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(Hissing)
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(Snarling)
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Long story short, I wet
myself and The Easter Bunny.
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Poor Bertram. How old were you?
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Ahem. Fourteen.
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Bertram, there's
nothing to be afraid of.
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See?
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(Screaming)
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And the crazy-train
has left the station.
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Can we please give Bertram the day off,
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so he doesn't embarrass me in front
of Brett when we watch the game?
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Considering you think the quarterback
is the guy who makes change for the team,
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Bertram's pee stories are
the least of your problems.
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Hey, if you need advice about
sports, why not ask Luke?
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It may be the only time he can
give you anything. Besides lice.
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Luke, would you mind helping
me learn about sports?
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Let's see, would you mind calling me...
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Lord Master of Awesomeness?
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How about I stop calling you "Vomit
Bag" and do your chores for three days?
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Deal.
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Hold the phone, we have chores?
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Ravi, what you doing?
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Failing to understand what you people
find so cute about this creature.
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It has no claws, no
fangs, no thirst for blood.
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Ravi, you may find this hard to believe,
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but most people prefer their pets
not to be flesh-eating monsters.
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I guess it takes all kinds.
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You see, this is exactly
what I was afraid of.
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Zuri didn't fill up Lucy's food dish.
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Zuri was irresponsible?
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In other obvious news...
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The sun rose this morning.
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(Squeaking)
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Seriously, how hard is it to
take care of one little bunny?
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Uh-oh.
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Apparently, pretty hard.
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Ravi, something totally
horrible has happened!
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The Earth slipped from its axis and
we are hurtling toward cosmic doom!
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(Screaming)
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Worse. I lost a bunny!
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Ah!
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Hey, watch it!
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I am the only small, adorable
creature you have not lost yet!
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Help me! I can't believe she's gone!
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Who's gone? One of the girls?
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Did Christina finally take my
suggestion about boarding school?
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Please, please, please...
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No, Lucy escaped.
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You mean there's a bloodthirsty, savage
rodent running around the apartment?
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No, I mean there's a cute, snuggly
bunny running around the apartment.
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Po-tay-toe, poh-tat-toe.
It's all fun and games,
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until someone is nuzzled
to death in their sleep!
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(Bawling)
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(Football playing onscreen)
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So, Emma, do you think the
Jets will make the playoffs?
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Good question.
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Do I think the Jets
will make the playoffs?
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Emma: Um...
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(Beeps)
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Not if their quarterback can't
figure out how to beat a zone blimp.
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You mean, "blitz".
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Stupid auto-correct.
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So, who do you think
will make the playoffs?
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Oh!
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(Beeping)
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Definitely the Green Bay Porkers.
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Luke: Packers! Dang this phone!
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Who's that?
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(Chuckles)
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- Oh, hey, Brett.
- Luke? What's going on?
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Yeah, Luke, what is going on?
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Really, Emma?
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You wanna play that game?
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Oh, okay.
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Brett, the truth is...
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I wanted you to like me, so I
pretended to know a lot about sports.
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I asked Luke to tell me what to say.
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I can't believe you did that!
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That's so cool!
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No girl's ever done anything
that nice for me before.
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Touchdown, Jets! Yes!
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- Aw, man, I missed it!
- Upper deck, bro!
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Ow!
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Dude, you gotta stay and watch
the rest of the game with us.
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Sweet, I'm in!
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Luke, don't you think
you're being a little rude?
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(Scoffs) Right, where are my manners?
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Brett, would you like anything to drink?
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I could go for a root beer. Good idea!
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Emma, two root beers.
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And extra ice for my hand.
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Lucy.
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Lucy!
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Who's a good bunny?
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Well, she is not in here.
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Zuri: Jessie!
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(Screaming)
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Ahem! Hey, Zuri.
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Have you seen Lucy?
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I can't keep track of
all your little friends.
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Lucy! Short, furry, poops on the floor?
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Hmm. Could you be more specific?
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I must've left the cage
open, and she escaped.
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I am so irresponsible!
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No, no. You didn't lose Lucy.
You're doing a great job.
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I took Lucy...
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To the bunny groomers.
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- Why? She wasn't dirty.
- True.
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But... I had a coupon.
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Which was about to expire.
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Yes, that's it.
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Are you sure you don't mind playing a
board game instead of watching football?
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No. I'm sure I'll love playing...
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Chick Chat.
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It's my favorite!
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You get to share secrets, earn
good-hair-day points, and everybody wins.
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So really, it's a lot like football.
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Right. Only without the sports. Or fun.
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(Phone beeps)
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(Laughing)
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Who's that?
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No one. Um, can I go first?
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Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six.
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(Gasps)
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Oh no, you landed on a
Nothing-to-Wear Square!
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Now you have to go back two
spaces and buy a date outfit.
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- You mean like new sneakers?
- (Gasps)
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Sneakers on a date?
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I'm going to pretend
you didn't say that.
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Sorry. I guess I'm better at games
where I get to hit or tackle someone.
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Well, if you draw a hissy fit card,
you get to slap the person to your left!
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(Phone beeps)
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Hey, uh, sorry, Emma, but I'm
actually gonna have to split.
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I have to, uh, study.
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But I thought we were going
to go see that Rom-Com.
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The Really Attractive Woman
Who's Single for No Reason.
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I would love to, but
my studies come first.
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You know how much athletes
care about education.
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Can't you go see the movie
with one of your friends?
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- I guess so.
- Great!
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(Gasps)
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He deleted his texts?
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Why would he do that?
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Something's going on.
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Um...
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Here's your jacket, which has an
unbelievable amount of pockets by the way.
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Have fun studying.
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What? Oh, right.
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Uh, learning rocks!
Have fun at your movie!
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(Elevator bell dings)
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What's wrong, Emma?
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Did you land on a
nothing-to-wear-square?
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No, I think Brett
might be cheating on me.
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Look, I found this phone
number in his pocket.
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I bet it's from a girl!
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Emma, do not jump to conclusions. Okay?
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One time I thought a guy
was cheating on me because,
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he always smelled like perfume,
and had lipstick on his collar.
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- And was he?
- Yes.
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You know what, that was a bad example.
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Anyway, does it make you feel better?
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Well, it certainly makes
me feel worse for you.
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Don't you move, you little rodent.
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Whoa! Back off, old lady!
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Not you! Look!
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Come here!
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Ah!
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One rabbit's foot may be good luck,
but four of them are kicking my butt.
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♪My chili is perfect.
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♪Never is runny.
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♪Needs chili powder.
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Ah! It's a bunny!
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(Yelping)
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Get off me! Get off me! No! Aah!
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You found Lucy?
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She attacked me!
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I managed to fight her off and
she went up the back stairs.
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I think I was nibbled pretty bad.
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Bertram, I'd help you
find a support group but...
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I'm pretty sure no one else
on Earth has this problem.
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00:13:23,817 --> 00:13:26,138
Emma? I thought you
went to some chick flick.
253
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,221
I did, but I left early.
254
00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:31,790
I don't want to watch some girl
get the guy when I'm losing mine.
255
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,214
Brett's cheating on me!
256
00:13:34,215 --> 00:13:39,865
Oh, that's terrible! And after you
gave him the best 48 hours of your life.
257
00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:44,356
You know what, I think you should
have a night out on the town anyway.
258
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,937
Because I shouldn't let
some silly boy get me down?
259
00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:49,742
Because it means more chili for me.
260
00:13:49,743 --> 00:13:52,778
You know what? I'm not going
to just sit here and be upset.
261
00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:55,693
I'm going to call this other
woman and find out who she is.
262
00:13:55,694 --> 00:14:01,594
Again, only interested in your problem
inasmuch as it pertains to chili.
263
00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:04,567
- (Phone ringing)
- (Football playing onscreen)
264
00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:07,148
(Both giggling)
265
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:09,205
Hey, Emma. How's the movie?
266
00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:13,832
Well, there's a lot more heartbreak
and betrayal than I was expecting!
267
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,505
Emma, I swear, it's
not what it looks like.
268
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:19,349
Good. Because it looks like my
new boyfriend lied to me about
269
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:22,761
having to study so he could
watch football with my brother!
270
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:27,622
Well, then I guess it
is what it looks like.
271
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:31,356
Dude, FYI, awesome ring tone.
272
00:14:31,357 --> 00:14:33,686
Thanks, man.
273
00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:35,821
You get me.
274
00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:39,758
Luke, are you wearing Brett's jersey?
275
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,159
I got cold.
276
00:14:44,731 --> 00:14:46,370
Lucy!
277
00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:48,291
Lucy!
278
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,412
Lucy!
279
00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:55,712
Jessie!
280
00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:58,777
Ravi, uh, how long have
you been standing there?
281
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:04,538
Do not worry. I did not see you
put that $5 bill in your boot.
282
00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:07,264
But I have dire news.
283
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:09,117
It can wait. We have to find Lucy!
284
00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:12,436
I am afraid Mrs. Kipling beat us to it.
285
00:15:12,437 --> 00:15:16,529
I found what was left of
Lucy in Mrs. Kipling's cage.
286
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,409
(Gasps)
287
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,194
No!
288
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,995
No!
289
00:15:22,447 --> 00:15:24,314
Jessie, what's the matter?
290
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:27,651
It... it just occurred
to me that I...
291
00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:31,072
Should've gone to college.
292
00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:34,391
What's that ball of fluff
you've got in your hand?
293
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,752
Ravi's belly button lint.
294
00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:41,749
I have a very deep innie.
295
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,201
Oh.
296
00:15:51,882 --> 00:15:54,851
I can't believe Mrs.
Kipling ate Lucy for lunch!
297
00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:57,987
Technically, it was more tea time.
298
00:15:57,988 --> 00:16:00,000
Who cares what time it was?
299
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:04,012
The point is Zuri's class pet is
halfway down a giant lizard's colon!
300
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,307
Technically, it would only be in her...
301
00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:08,997
Correct me again at your own risk!
302
00:16:08,998 --> 00:16:10,634
Got it.
303
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:12,636
Stomach.
304
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,196
What am I going to do?
305
00:16:14,197 --> 00:16:16,619
I gave Zuri this big speech
about being responsible.
306
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:21,473
And now, because of me, Lucy
hippity-hopped into the light.
307
00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:24,409
Here is a wacky idea. You
could tell Zuri the truth.
308
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:26,810
- I can't do that!
- Because it would break her heart?
309
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,780
Because she would break my legs!
310
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:31,933
Remember what Zuri did to that
kid in the park who lost her doll?
311
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:36,421
I have never seen someone picked
up by their nostrils before.
312
00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:39,491
It was a snot-filled horror.
313
00:16:39,492 --> 00:16:42,025
Oh. This is all my fault.
314
00:16:42,026 --> 00:16:43,595
Wait! I have an idea.
315
00:16:43,596 --> 00:16:46,811
Oh, I cannot wait to
hear your great idea.
316
00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:51,770
All I need are some cotton balls,
animal safe dye, and a new rabbit!
317
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:55,011
And I continue to wait.
318
00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:59,290
Brett, if you wanted to watch the game
with Luke, why didn't you just tell me?
319
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:02,404
- I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
- Well, it's too late for that!
320
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:05,128
- Emma, I really think...
- Luke, I can't believe you did this to me.
321
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:07,120
No, don't blame him.
322
00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:11,657
I knew you wanted to see that movie, but I
really wanted to watch the game with Luke.
323
00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:14,163
It's my fault. I was weak!
324
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,324
So weak.
325
00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:20,499
I just can't look at you right now.
326
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,468
Enough! This is all my fault!
327
00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:24,872
No, Luke, don't blame yourself!
328
00:17:24,873 --> 00:17:29,673
Please, Brett, I feel
cheap enough as it is.
329
00:17:30,543 --> 00:17:33,303
I'm sorry, Emma.
330
00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:36,276
There's only one thing to do.
331
00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:38,118
Brett...
332
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:42,487
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
333
00:17:42,488 --> 00:17:44,489
Have I cherished our time together?
334
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:47,490
Yes. But it's over.
335
00:17:47,594 --> 00:17:50,124
- Luke, no!
- We'll always have the Jets game.
336
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,863
- Luke, don't be rash!
- I said!
337
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,204
It's over!
338
00:17:59,439 --> 00:18:02,441
What the heck just happened here?
339
00:18:02,442 --> 00:18:04,073
I made a mistake.
340
00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:06,645
I should have never come
between you and your boyfriend.
341
00:18:06,646 --> 00:18:08,447
Can you forgive me?
342
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,349
I guess so.
343
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:14,419
And the truth is, Brett and I really
don't have that much in common.
344
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:18,757
And I think he was only
pretending to like Chick Chat.
345
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:21,252
Emma! Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
346
00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:23,267
Yeah, I'm going to break up with him.
347
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,297
- He's all yours.
- (Gasps) Yes!
348
00:18:25,298 --> 00:18:27,093
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
349
00:18:27,094 --> 00:18:32,914
Brett! Come back! The Rangers
game is on in twenty minutes!
350
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,033
Okay, this is gonna work.
351
00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:36,408
How can you be sure?
352
00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:38,912
Because I got nothing else.
353
00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:41,647
There, they could be twins.
354
00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:45,728
Zuri will never know the difference.
355
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:50,522
Hey, what happened to Lucy?
356
00:18:50,523 --> 00:18:53,458
Guard your nostrils.
357
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:55,849
What, Zuri, what do you mean?
358
00:18:55,850 --> 00:19:00,214
Nothing happened to good old Lucy.
Which is this little gal right here.
359
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:02,915
Lucy, the bunny.
360
00:19:02,948 --> 00:19:04,964
She looks different.
361
00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:07,689
And her nose is twitching a lot slower.
362
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:10,990
No, it's not. (Chuckles)
363
00:19:14,201 --> 00:19:15,402
- Jessie?
- Hmm?
364
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,499
Why are you twitching her nose?
365
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,820
It's just a little game we play, see?
366
00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:24,399
Fun!
367
00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:30,612
Okay, I think Lucy and I
will just head upstairs.
368
00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:35,593
And not because you're
freaking me out at all.
369
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:40,401
You can stop playing with my nose now.
370
00:19:40,402 --> 00:19:44,514
Sorry. See, I told you she'd
believe that's her bunny!
371
00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:47,635
This is not my bunny.
372
00:19:47,864 --> 00:19:49,865
What makes you think that?
373
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:55,766
Her spots are coming off, and she
smells like mom after a hair appointment.
374
00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:59,708
Because, I gave Lucy some low lights.
375
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,680
It really minimizes those ears.
376
00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:04,204
Where is Lucy?
377
00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:07,077
Okay, the truth is...
378
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:09,195
I lost Lucy.
379
00:20:09,196 --> 00:20:10,814
(Gasps) What?
380
00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:15,353
Please tell me that's just
the name of an old TV show.
381
00:20:15,354 --> 00:20:17,793
(Bertram screaming)
382
00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:18,961
Bertram: The horror!
383
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:21,302
The horror!
384
00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:22,764
Both: Lucy!
385
00:20:22,765 --> 00:20:24,533
Here, take this.
386
00:20:24,534 --> 00:20:26,814
(Screaming)
387
00:20:29,973 --> 00:20:32,539
Bertram, calm yourself, man!
388
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:37,185
Even I am embarrassed for you,
and I am afraid of safety pins.
389
00:20:37,186 --> 00:20:41,750
- Really?
- There is nothing safe about them!
390
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:47,151
Look... look what that
monster left in the dumbwaiter!
391
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,277
(All gasp)
392
00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:53,896
Wow! Where did all
these bunnies come from?
393
00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:58,443
Uh, that conversation
is above my pay grade.
394
00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:02,506
Oh, well, that explains why no
matter how many times I fed her...
395
00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:04,610
Lucy's bowl was always empty.
396
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,179
She was eating for...
397
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,580
14, 15, 16!
398
00:21:08,776 --> 00:21:11,716
Yuck, make that 17.
399
00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:17,282
That's just nasty!
400
00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:18,589
(Sighs)
401
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:21,990
But the good news is,
Lucy is not dead after all.
402
00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:24,453
Say what now?
403
00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:27,512
That piece of fluff I found
in Mrs. Kipling's cage,
404
00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:30,287
must have come from
Emma's faux fur jacket!
405
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,600
What?
406
00:21:31,601 --> 00:21:34,584
Uh-oh, someone drew a hissy fit card.
407
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,645
This innie is outtie!
408
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:40,647
(Ravi screaming)
409
00:21:41,437 --> 00:21:43,981
Zuri, I'm really sorry I doubted you.
410
00:21:43,982 --> 00:21:47,004
You are an incredibly
responsible young lady.
411
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,459
Thanks, Jessie.
412
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:52,688
Try to remember that when you go to
that meeting with my teacher tomorrow.
413
00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:54,229
What meeting?
414
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,350
(Whispers) We'll talk.
415
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,411
I can't wait for baseball season!
(Football playing onscreen)
416
00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:02,413
My dad has Yankees season tickets.
417
00:22:02,414 --> 00:22:04,955
Wait! You're a Yankees fan?
418
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,518
Of course! If you live in New
York, you're a Yankees fan.
419
00:22:07,519 --> 00:22:09,718
Unless you're a Mets fan!
420
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:13,559
Ugh! How do you sleep at night?
421
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:17,849
In my Yankees jammies,
on my Yankees sheets,
422
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:20,465
under my 27 Yankees
World Series pennants!
423
00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:25,320
Which I believe is twenty-five
more than your team has.
424
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:28,439
How dare you! This is over!
425
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,808
Oh, I'm afraid it is.
426
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,510
And Brett...
427
00:22:32,511 --> 00:22:36,771
- Yeah, Luke?
- Leave the pizza bites.
428
00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:39,589
Gladly.
429
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:47,882
Bertram, throw out
everything Brett touched.
430
00:22:47,977 --> 00:22:51,056
Great. So, that includes
you and Emma. (Laughs)
431
00:22:51,057 --> 00:22:52,909
Yes!
432
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:58,810
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