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Whoa!
Total domination!

2
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I am the master of
attic-stuff mini-golf!

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From the mighty Swiss Alps

4
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to the badlands of
Dipper's old laundry

5
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where man fears to tread.

6
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All right,
let a pro on the field.

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Uh, floor. Whatever.

8
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Ow! My head!

9
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It hit me right in the head!

10
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Yes! Stan shot!
Is that legal?

11
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The judges say
it's out of bounds.

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- You're out of bounds!
- Hey! Stop it!

13
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Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out
with Candy and Grenda tonight.

14
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Aw, again?
You can't leave mid-game!

15
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Don't be silly, I'm not leaving!

16
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My friends are coming to me!

17
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Wait, what?

18
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Oh, no.
No, no, no!

19
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Sleeping bags?
Rom-coms?

20
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Calling All Boys
preteen edition?

21
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You're not having a...

22
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Sleepover!

23
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Okay, so
how much do you like boys?

24
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So much!

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Boys make me
think about kissing.

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- Candy, oh my gosh!
- Oh.

27
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We are so crazy tonight!

28
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Who wants to smear
makeup on my face?

29
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Ugh, you're already
so beautiful, Grenda.

30
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What would be the point?

31
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Beautiful! Beautiful!

32
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Mabel! Do you think you
can do this somewhere else?

33
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You're laughing at frequencies
only dogs should hear!

34
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Come on, it's not that bad.

35
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You know what
your brother needs?

36
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A makeover?

37
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Hey, Soos, can I sleep
in your break room tonight?

38
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Of course, dude.

39
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You've just gotta make your body
go like a video game puzzle block.

40
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Beep-e-do-boop. Boop. Beep.
Beepy-de-boop. Bop-boop. Boop

41
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The trick is to
hold perfectly still.

42
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Ow! Wait, wait.

43
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Ow! Wait, wait.

44
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Ow! Wait, wait.

45
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I think I'll sleep somewhere else.

46
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Ow! Ow! Ow!

47
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Actually felt good that
time. Ow! Wait, wait.

48
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Sleeping under the stars.

49
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Not bad.

50
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Get off!
Get away!

51
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You go, girl!

52
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This is still better.

53
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Ugh.
What happened last night?

54
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Whoa!

55
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What's up, party girl?

56
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I don't know what I was kissing
in there, but I have no regrets.

57
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Candy falls down now!

58
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That was awesome, girls.
See you again soon!

59
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Hey, brother. You want any
of this leftover pizza?

60
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It's got glitter on it!

61
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Mabel, last night an owl
tried to eat my tongue.

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That's great.

63
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No, it's not great!
This is impossible to live with!

64
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What? I'm delightful
to live with!

65
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Get ready to be poked
by the fun stick!

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- Boop!
- Aah!

67
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Mabel, I've had it
with the fun stick.

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You've totally wrecked our room.

69
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And oh no!
Our mini golf course!

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Yeah.

71
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Grenda sure loves
breaking things.

72
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Mabel, we need to lay down
some ground rules

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if we're going to be
living in this room together.

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First of all, no sleepovers.

75
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What? If I
can't have sleepovers,

76
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then you can't keep me up every night
with your summer reading.

77
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How does reading keep you up?

78
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Oh.
Interesting.

79
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But who stole the capers?

80
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- Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.
- Aah!

81
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Well, at least my braces
don't whistle when I breathe.

82
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At least I wash my clothes
once in a while.

83
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Washing clothes is a waste of time.
I'm a busy guy.

84
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Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

85
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All right, if you "meow"
one more time...

86
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Meow, meow, meow!

87
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Okay, that's it!
That's the final straw!

88
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Maybe we shouldn't
share a room any more.

89
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Well...
Well, maybe we shouldn't.

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- Fine by me.
- Double-fine by me.

91
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Then we need to talk to
Grunkle Stan about moving rooms.

92
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Yeah, he's a reasonable guy.

93
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

94
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

95
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

96
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

97
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Baby Fights?

98
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TV.
It knows what I want.

99
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Grunkle Stan,
we want different rooms.

100
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Ha! And I want
a pair of magic money pants.

101
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It's not gonna happen.

102
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Magic money pants?

103
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Come on, Grunkle Stan. Can't
we work something out?

104
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Look, kid, there's my room
and the attic. That's it.

105
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Whaddya think, there's some kind
of secret, hidden room in the Shack?

106
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Dudes, I found some kind of
secret, hidden room in the Shack!

107
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Okay, so I was cleaning up
behind this bookcase

108
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when boom! Mystery door!
This old shack is full of weird secrets.

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- Whoa!
- { Classy.

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"Experiment seventy-eight."”

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Grunkle Stan?
What is this place?

112
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I don't know. Just another
room I gotta clean up now.

113
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This carpet is amazing!

114
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Yeah, if you're into
things that are terrible.

115
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Problem solved!
I'll move in here.

116
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What? Why do you
automatically get the room?

117
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We both saw it at the same time.

118
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Wait a second. So you
both want this room, huh?

119
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I guess I'll give it to whichever
one of you I like more.

120
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Uh-oh.
Looks like my shoe's untied.

121
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Give it to me!

122
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To the kitchen!

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Whoa.

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I don't know, dudes. This room
gives me major creep-o vibes.

126
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You know, the attic
is a pretty good space.

127
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Maybe you two should
appreciate what you've got.

128
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- I gotta have that room!
- Grunkle Stan!

129
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Huh. Hey, what do I know?

130
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Maybe there's nothing creepy
going on in this room.

131
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All right kids, here's
how it's gonna go down.

132
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Whoever sucks up the hardest
gets the key to the new room.

133
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Grunkle Stan, we're not gonna suck
up to you just to get the new room.

134
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- Yeah we are!
- Ten suck up points for Mabel.

135
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I mean, uh, veah we are.

136
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Trying too hard.
Minus 15 suck up points.

137
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- What?!
- Good decision, Grunkle Stan!

138
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Trying way too hard!
Plus 50 suck up points! Ha ha!

139
00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:11,931
Now, who wants to re-tile the roof
in searing a hundred and five degree heat?

140
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- Me, me, me! No, Dipper, give it here!
- Me, me! I'll do it!

141
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Ah, Stan, you're a good uncle.

142
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I'll kill you!

143
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Dipper, you're phoning it in!

144
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Ah.
Man, that's refreshing.

145
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Ten suck up points
for this lemonade.

146
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Thank you, Stan.

147
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Ho-ho! Ten more
for politeness.

148
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Oh, and so sweet!

149
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All these chores will be
worth it when I get this room.

150
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Shag carpeting?
Come on.

151
00:07:43,712 --> 00:07:45,631
Hey brother,
don't get too comfortable.

152
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I just made Stan an omelet
shaped like his own face.

153
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I have seen the face of beauty.

154
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Face it.
I'm like a suck up ninja.

155
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This room's as good as mine.

156
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You might as well give up now.

157
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- What do you say?
- I say I'm gonna win this room somehow,

158
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and when I do, I'll
finally have my own space

159
00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:06,276
I will never have to share
anything ever again!

160
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Ugh... What happened?

161
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Dipper? Why
are you wearing my clothes?

162
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And my... face!

163
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Am I in your body?

164
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Am I in your body?

165
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Get out! Get out! Get out!

166
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This isn't happening.
This isn't happening. This isn't happening.

167
00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:45,482
Great, just what we need.
More Gravity Falls weirdness.

168
00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:46,942
This is stupid!

169
00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:50,738
Sharing a room was bad enough.
Now we're sharing bodies?

170
00:08:50,946 --> 00:08:54,241
Ugh, braces are
horrible. It's like my mouth hates me!

171
00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,118
And what are these things?

172
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I wanna know
why you're so sweaty! And awkward.

173
00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:01,915
Hey, look! Experiment seventy-eight!

174
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,003
"Electron Carpet."
Atoms can swap electrons.

175
00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:10,257
This carpet must build up a static charge
so powerful it can swap minds.

176
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,343
It was the static electricity. Maybe,
we could use it to switch back!

177
00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:16,180
Phew. Glad I'm switching back.

178
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If I was you,
I would totally lose the contest.

179
00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:25,230
And if I was you,
which I am, I could sabotage myself!

180
00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,858
Then Mabel would lose all her points
and the room would go to Dipper!

181
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:28,942
Wait, what?

182
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:33,322
Oh, Stan!
I've always hated you!

183
00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:34,948
See who he gives
the room to now!

184
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:38,327
No! Wait!
Tie your shoes!

185
00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:42,122
Mm. Those cannibals are onto
something, I taste delicious!

186
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,123
Grunkle Stan!

187
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,166
What's the word, Mabel?

188
00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:46,752
That's right! It's me, Mabel!

189
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:51,173
If you like that omelet, you'll love this:
A sandwich made out of rocks!

190
00:09:51,548 --> 00:09:52,508
Candy rocks?

191
00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:54,468
Regular rocks!

192
00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:57,805
Keep that up, and I'll be
giving your brother this key.

193
00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:00,099
I mean, darn.

194
00:10:00,307 --> 00:10:03,143
Hey, Grunkle Stan!
Your face looks like a butt!

195
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,395
- What?
- Breaking stuff is so much fun!

196
00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,397
I am Dipper and I stink!

197
00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:12,402
Mabel's gone
bananas! Bing! Zow! Balow!

198
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,029
Well! This is getting weird.

199
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,406
Wait! Are you gonna
dock Mabel points?

200
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,325
Dipper should
lose all his points! Ah!

201
00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:19,451
Grunkle Stan!

202
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,082
Waddles, you got it good, bro.
You got no worries.

203
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:28,669
I mean, nobody thinks it's cute
when I lie naked on the living room floor.

204
00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:30,212
I wish I could be a pig.

205
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,179
Yes! I should
do out loud wishing more often.

206
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,723
Is that a corn cob I spy?

207
00:10:42,766 --> 00:10:44,101
I got little legs!

208
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:06,123
Hey, Soos, what's up?
Have you seen my--

209
00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:12,963
Uh, I'll come back later.

210
00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:16,425
Grunkle Stan, come back! I
have more terrible things to do!

211
00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:18,802
You're toast, Mabel!
That room's as good as mine!

212
00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:20,762
There you are, Mabel!

213
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:21,889
Attack her with love!

214
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:22,806
Yeah!

215
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,808
Sleepover!

216
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,977
- What?
- No! No, no, no!

217
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,480
Dipper?
Hey, wait! Wait, come back!

218
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:35,235
Hey! Uh, could I talk to my,
um, sister for a sec?

219
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,447
This is a sleepover, buddy.
No boys allowed!

220
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,661
Look, guys, I'm not
really in a sleepover mood right now.

221
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,581
One of my irrational girl
mood swings, you know?

222
00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:48,874
Right? Don't we have those?

223
00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:51,960
Come on! My mom's
age-inappropriate romance novels

224
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,254
aren't going to
read themselves! Whoo-hoo!

225
00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:56,340
"Wolfman Bare Chest."

226
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:57,883
Ooh.

227
00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,426
Really, I should probably, uh--

228
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,386
Come on! You know
you love it!

229
00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:05,182
"My name is Gerard. I am a
werewolf, creature of the night,

230
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,184
but I am also a creature of passion.”

231
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,230
Gerard is just so fierce.

232
00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:12,356
What's going on, Dipper?

233
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,277
Ah. You're at that creepy age
where you spy on girls, huh?

234
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,529
Guess it's time we had
a man-to-man talk

235
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,114
about the birds
and the bees, you know.

236
00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:25,369
I, I should really be goi--

237
00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:26,453
No way out of it!

238
00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:30,249
Look, it all begins with this
little fella, the pituitary gland.

239
00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:33,627
He may be little,
but he has big plans.

240
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,967
I wonder what
rollicking adventures I'll stumble into.

241
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:44,513
A mud puddle! Do I dare
live out the cliché?

242
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,392
McGucket, McGucket,
McGucket! Wow!

243
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,436
I'm a pig!
Oink, oink, right?

244
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,813
Free meal!

245
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:56,316
No! Don't eat me!
I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!

246
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,318
That's what they all say!

247
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,197
Help! Police!

248
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:05,242
A bearded witch
chasing a talking pig!

249
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,703
My horoscope came true.

250
00:13:07,911 --> 00:13:08,954
Now read mine!

251
00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:10,580
- What are you? Gemini?
- You knew?

252
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,832
Yeah, of course, I knew!

253
00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:14,626
And now you know
where babies come from.

254
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,795
Goodbye, childhood.

255
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,548
You know, I find you
more likable today than usual.

256
00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:21,466
Maybe you could still win
that game after all.

257
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,885
I was gonna give
that new room to Mabel--

258
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,971
No, you should!
Give it to Mabel!

259
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:27,597
You big jerk!

260
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,516
What did you say to me?

261
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,060
I said, uh, shut up, old man!

262
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,230
You're fat and dumb, and
you're a dummy, and take that!

263
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,443
Finally standing up to me, huh?

264
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,611
I love it!

265
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:45,741
You know, I've made up my mind.
The room belongs to you, Dipper.

266
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,868
You can't!
You have to give it to Mabel!

267
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:51,288
Shh. You had me at
"shut up, old man."

268
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,540
No!

269
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,791
The end.

270
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:55,876
Phew.

271
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:57,627
Now for
the thirty-eight sequels!

272
00:13:57,919 --> 00:14:00,005
No!

273
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,257
I'm gonna make you into bacon!

274
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,551
That sounds pretty good. Wait, I mean,

275
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,803
no!

276
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:13,810
Three, four, five. It's him!
My dream date!

277
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:14,686
Hello?

278
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:19,024
Hello, baby, this is Kevin.
My beach house has room for two.

279
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,068
Kevin has the voice of a robot.

280
00:14:21,276 --> 00:14:24,738
Don't ruin this for me, Candy!
It's your turn, Mabel.

281
00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:28,825
I gotta win the room.

282
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,579
Stan! It's me, Mabel!
I'm doing things you hate!

283
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,253
It's over,
Dipper. Stan gave you the room.

284
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,006
Yes! All right!

285
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:48,345
Well, let's switch
bodies then, and I can start moving in!

286
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:52,474
Wait a minute. You can't
have the room, if you can never get in!

287
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,059
Hey, come back!

288
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,605
Come on!

289
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,566
Open the door, Dipper!
I mean, Mabel.

290
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,320
How am I ever
gonna get in there?

291
00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:07,364
Hmm.

292
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,784
Kevin, for the last time,
I am not interested!

293
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,494
How could you say that to Kevin?

294
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,413
Hey, girls!

295
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:17,332
Who wants to give
my brother a makeover?

296
00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:38,854
Oh, good, Soos.
You got a second?

297
00:15:40,063 --> 00:15:43,525
Look, times are tough, uh,
economy or something, etcetera.

298
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,902
Basically, I have to
cut your pay.

299
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,615
Wh-what are you doing?

300
00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:56,580
Is this some sort of negotiating tactic?
'Cause it's not gonna work!

301
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,420
Fine! I was lying! I'll give you a
raise! Just never do that again.

302
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:04,754
Ugh! Nightmare!

303
00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:08,550
Can you help me?
I'm looking for directions.

304
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,933
Oh, you'll show me the way?
Such a gentleman!

305
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,855
It's Candy and Grenda!

306
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,023
Friends!

307
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,358
Hey, guys! What's up?

308
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:27,986
Dipper? W-wait!
Don't let him in here!

309
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,905
- Makeover!
- No, no, no! Stop! Stop!

310
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:31,114
Whoa! Whoa! No!

311
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,074
We're gonna make you so hot!

312
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:38,079
Wait, no! Stop!
Guys, you have to listen to me! No!

313
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:43,793
Good job, ladies!
Now, let me just add one final touch!

314
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,131
Ooh, uh.

315
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,927
Ah. My body! I'm a genius!

316
00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:54,721
Ugh. All right, Mabel,
the room is mine.

317
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,723
Wait, hold on here.
What just happened?

318
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,059
Ugh. I barely understand it.

319
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:01,895
All I know is if you shuffle
your feet on this carpet,

320
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,064
you can switch
bodies or whatever.

321
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,734
- Zip-zip!
- No!

322
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,280
Aw, come on!

323
00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:13,823
I am a boy now!

324
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,368
What's up, bro?
Lets grow some moustaches!

325
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,328
Dipper, give me that key back!

326
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:20,789
Guys! Stop fighting!

327
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,710
Oh, no! Then again,
I like having muscles for once.

328
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,255
Wow! Now
I have tiny little doll hands!

329
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,384
Everybody, look.
Swap back in three, two...

330
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,845
- Oh, dude!
- Come back! I wanna deep fry your ears!

331
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:37,722
No! Give me my body back!

332
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,561
Tonight on Baby Fights!

333
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:46,106
Tensions rise between Madison
and Avery at Baby Fight headquarters.

334
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:50,652
- Give me my body back!
- I want my body!

335
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,366
Cool! I'm Santa Claus!

336
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,494
Whoo-ee! I've regained my innocence!

337
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:03,081
Well, I guess I'm a pig
now. So that's a thing.

338
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,918
This body's
not that different from my old one.

339
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,421
We got some reports
of excessive giggling.

340
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,801
My horoscope
didn't say anything about this!

341
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:20,223
What's
happening to me? Ow! Ow!

342
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,143
I am a police officer now!

343
00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:24,936
Let's go get some perps, Candy!

344
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,688
- Give me that key, Mabel!
- Never!

345
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:36,364
Mabel, are you you?

346
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,283
Yeah, I'm me.

347
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,618
Well, I've got the key!

348
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,168
Mabel! The room's mine!
Give it to me!

349
00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:53,048
What's with you? Why do you
need that room so bad?

350
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:55,133
I never even wanted to move out!

351
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,217
Me either!

352
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,762
Wait, what? Say that again.

353
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,723
I-- I never wanted to move out.

354
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,683
Then what was all this?

355
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,729
Everything was fine until you started
bringing your friends around every night.

356
00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:10,273
I mean, hanging out with you
this summer has been fun.

357
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:16,196
But-- now, you're always with Candy and
Grenda. And I'm, like, just left behind.

358
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,698
Aw, Dipper...

359
00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:21,368
It's okay. I've just been
having a hard time.

360
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:23,036
You wouldn't understand
what I'm going through.

361
00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:26,790
You're probably feeling
awkward and sweaty, huh?

362
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,125
Yeah. How did you know?

363
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,670
Here. I won't fight you for it.

364
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,005
Thanks.

365
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,885
Well, it looks like
everyone's back to normal!

366
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,431
Except for Soos, who may
be a pig permanently?

367
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,686
Oh, no, I changed back.
At least, I think I did.

368
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,396
I'll still eat ya.

369
00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:50,897
Okay, pal, that's enough
of that. Move it along.

370
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,232
Move it along, weird old man.

371
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,111
Huh, I guess being a pig
wasn't that great after all.

372
00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:58,238
Hey, let me get that spot
you can never reach.

373
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:04,953
Hey, I've been thinking, and
the answer is yes! I will marry you!

374
00:20:05,161 --> 00:20:06,496
Wait, I don't
remember anything about a--

375
00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:09,457
Oh, all right.

376
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,086
Ah. There.

377
00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:16,381
Ah, a man in his own space.

378
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,133
That's right! Finally.

379
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,176
So what are you gonna do
with this old thing?

380
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,386
Get rid of it.

381
00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:25,765
You got it.
Yeesh, this carpet's ugly.

382
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,521
Ah. Finally, my own room.
Good night, Mabel.

383
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:38,778
Good night, Dipper.

384
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,082
Hey, um, do you wanna
have a sleepover?

385
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:54,919
Fore!

386
00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:02,427
Why am I even out here at night?

387
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,805
So, what are we gonna do
with that new room?

388
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,309
I gave it to Soos to replace
that horrible break room he has.

389
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,853
Hey, do you know what
the deal was with that lady?

390
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,690
I just don't think
I can do this anymore.

391
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,776
You just seem so different.

392
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,780
Look, dude, uh, I'm playing
a little bit of catch up here.

393
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:23,531
I was in a pig's body for most of the day.

394
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:24,949
What's going on?

395
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,662
Can we kiss again?
Is, is that an option?

396
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:33,249
Ow! Wait, wait.