1 00:00:02,018 --> 00:00:04,586 ( all shouting ) 2 00:00:04,621 --> 00:00:05,821 Wait. 3 00:00:05,855 --> 00:00:07,423 BOTH: Grunkle Stan! 4 00:00:07,457 --> 00:00:10,726 Kids! I can't believe it! 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,695 I thought I lost you two. 6 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:14,663 Ahh! Mr. Pines, it's really you! 7 00:00:14,698 --> 00:00:17,566 I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment. 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,535 We missed you, you old codger. 9 00:00:19,569 --> 00:00:21,770 ( chuckles ) I've missed you knuckleheads too. 10 00:00:21,805 --> 00:00:23,539 It's good to have you back. 11 00:00:23,573 --> 00:00:25,874 So...what's everyone doing here? 12 00:00:25,909 --> 00:00:28,711 ( gasps ) Yeah, there's, like, monsters and gnomes. 13 00:00:28,745 --> 00:00:30,846 And is Pacifica wearing a potato sack? 14 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,716 Hey! Even in a sack I still look better than you. 15 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:36,418 It's... It's a long story. 16 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,853 Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? 17 00:00:37,887 --> 00:00:41,557 Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums. 18 00:00:41,591 --> 00:00:43,826 We're trying to ration our food, remember? 19 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:47,663 Mmm...mmm... Uhh, it's happening again! 20 00:00:47,697 --> 00:00:49,865 MAN: Hey, everyone! 21 00:00:49,899 --> 00:00:52,468 Eye bat! 22 00:00:52,502 --> 00:00:54,870 ( all gasp ) Evasive maneuvers! 23 00:00:54,904 --> 00:00:57,773 Shh! Keep it down! GNOME: Get the lights! 24 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,677 ( raccoon chittering ) 25 00:01:05,782 --> 00:01:08,617 ♪ 26 00:01:46,372 --> 00:01:49,308 Welcome to what's left of normal around here-- 27 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:50,342 home base. 28 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,144 ( whimpering ) 29 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,412 Ow! 30 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,515 We have... ♪ Several injuries ♪ 31 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:59,218 Ooh! Ow! My liver, girl! 32 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,219 ( gasps ) 33 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,386 Rumble McSkirmish? 34 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,122 ( electronic voice ) Do not be afraid. 35 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,289 Weirdmaggedon has taught me 36 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,225 there are some battles I cannot win. 37 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,128 I am now Humble McSkirmish. 38 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,330 Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen? 39 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,232 So I was hammering signs out back 40 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,367 when the sky started vomiting nightmares. 41 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:17,269 I listen to a lot of AM radio, 42 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,072 so I knew what this meant-- the end of the world. 43 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:23,475 (cackling ) What I didn't expect was what happened next. 44 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:27,446 ( roars ) 45 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,520 Turns out whatever you and my brother did to the Shack 46 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,388 with your unicorn voodoo 47 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:39,158 made the crazy place invincible to weirdness. 48 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,197 Of course-- the unicorn spell! 49 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:48,400 That's why this is the only place Bill's magic can't touch. 50 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,502 That's when Possum Breath over here shows up 51 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,238 leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest. 52 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,439 They needed a place to stay, 53 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,341 and since the Mayor got captured, 54 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,544 I elected myself de facto chief. 55 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:02,147 The plan's to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out. 56 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,515 Then I vote we eat the gnomes. 57 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,484 Hey, I'm short, not deaf! 58 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,287 Shh! Shh! Stress will make you chewy. 59 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,323 Grunkle Stan, we can't all just hide inside the Shack. 60 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,225 There's a town in need of saving! 61 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,428 Me and Ford tried to do it, but he got captured by Bill. 62 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,163 Serves that jerk right! 63 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,265 My brother's had some stupid plans, 64 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,502 but going up against an all-powerful space demon was his worst one yet. 65 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,505 Trust me, we have everything we need right here. 66 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:30,242 It's not the Ritz, but at least the monsters inside know how to massage. 67 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:33,345 You know Shiatsu? Yes, I've taken some classes. 68 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,514 So, you're really just gonna let Bill win? 69 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,516 Look, kiddo. We got a good deal here. 70 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:41,186 Besides, I'm sure wherever the rest of the townsfolk are, 71 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,287 they're fine. 72 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,089 ( broadcast news alert ) 73 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:45,324 This is Shandra Jimenez 74 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,192 reporting live from the inside of Bill's castle. 75 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,427 Here for the first time 76 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,529 are images of what's happened to the captured townsfolk. 77 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,297 Viewers are advised to look away 78 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,565 if they don't want to see their friends 79 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,468 turned into a twisted throne of human agony. 80 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:59,238 Mom and Dad? My family! 81 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:00,439 Deputy Durland! 82 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:03,175 Is there no one who will save the people of this town? 83 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:07,212 I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I'm being turned into stone by a flying eyeball. 84 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,483 ( all gasp ) 85 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:14,119 Oh, no. My parents are bad, 86 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:17,189 but even they don't deserve to be turned to stone. 87 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,523 Curse you, Bill! 88 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,326 Why must you take everything we love? 89 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,228 ( wails ) 90 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,231 Guys, don't you see? Our friends need us, 91 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,500 but we only save them if we fight back! 92 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:32,137 Mabel is right. Bill wants us to run and hide. 93 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,172 He wants us to think he's invincible. 94 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,108 But Ford told me before he was captured 95 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,377 that he knows Bill's secret weakness. 96 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,279 ( all murmuring ) 97 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,380 Weakness? 98 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,515 Now, if we band together, 99 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:46,084 if we combine all of our strength, 100 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,286 our smarts, 101 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,388 our...whatever Toby has... 102 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,423 Aureus rashes! 103 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,092 ...then we just might be able to rescue Ford, 104 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,260 learn Bill's weakness, 105 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,262 and save Gravity Falls! 106 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,332 ( all cheering ) 107 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,134 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 108 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,136 Have you all forgotten who's in charge here? 109 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,171 Besides, we're only safe inside! 110 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,407 It's not like we can take the Mystery Shack to Bill. 111 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,309 McGUCKET: Wha-- Whoa! 112 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:13,245 Holy hootenanny! Flapjack and fiddlebanjos! 113 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,147 Sorry. Sorry. Got a little excited. 114 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,050 What I meant to say is, 115 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:21,086 I think I figured out a way to fight Bill and rescue Ford. 116 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,255 But we're all gonna have to work together! 117 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,457 Now... 118 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,125 if you just... 119 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,161 ( low chatter ) 120 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:32,097 SOOS: Don't worry, Ford. We're coming for you! 121 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:39,137 Let me go! You insane three-sided-- 122 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,539 Wha-- What is this place? 123 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,241 ( chain clanking ) 124 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,410 BILL: ♪ We'll meet again ♪ 125 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:49,114 ♪ Don't know where, don't know when ♪ 126 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:54,186 ♪ Oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day ♪ 127 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,320 Wh-- Where am I? 128 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,289 You're in the penthouse suite, kid! 129 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,458 The tip of the pyramid! Have a drink. 130 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:02,160 Make yourself comfortable. 131 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,464 You know that couch is made from living human skin? 132 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,032 ( groans ) 133 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:08,133 Aah! 134 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:09,434 Quit the games, Cipher! 135 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:12,270 If I'm still alive, you must want something from me. 136 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,506 Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy. 137 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,241 As you may have noticed... 138 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:19,177 I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover! 139 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,279 I control space and matter, 140 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,348 and now that that dumb baby's out of the way, 141 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,083 time itself! 142 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,419 But I wasn't always this way. Oof! 143 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,354 You think those chains are tight? 144 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,523 Imagine living in the second dimension-- 145 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,459 flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. 146 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:38,263 I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours. 147 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:41,199 There's just one hitch. As it turns out, 148 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,103 my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town! 149 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,272 There's something keeping me in. 150 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:51,443 Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism. 151 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,311 I studied this years ago! 152 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:56,114 And did you find a way to undo it? Of course! 153 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,316 There's a simple equation that could collapse the barrier. 154 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,118 But I'd never tell you! 155 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,054 Listen, Ford, if you just tell me that equation, 156 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,357 finally your dimension will be free! 157 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,194 Anything will be possible! 158 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,433 ( all screaming ) 159 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:19,037 I'll remake a fun world- a better world! 160 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:22,374 A party that never ends with a host that never dies! 161 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,176 No more restrictions! 162 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,477 No more laws! 163 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,212 You'd be one of us. 164 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:28,380 All-powerful! 165 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:31,116 Greater than anything you've imagined! 166 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,218 And all I need is your help. 167 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,220 You're insane if you think I'll help you. 168 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:38,156 Ha ha ha! I'm insane either way, brainiac! 169 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,391 But have it your way. 170 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:41,493 I'll just fish around and get that equation 171 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:44,062 directly out of your mind! 172 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,263 Not so fast! 173 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,498 You know the rules, Bill. 174 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:50,168 You may be able to haunt my dreams, 175 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,436 but you can't enter my mind 176 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,406 unless I shake your hand and let you in. 177 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,507 ( sighs ) You're making this 178 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:59,110 so much harder than it needs to be. 179 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,079 Everyone has a weakness, tough guy! 180 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,314 I'll make you talk! 181 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:05,217 It's only a matter of time. 182 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,219 Aaaah! 183 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:15,076 All right. I've made some thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day, 184 00:08:15,111 --> 00:08:17,979 but this is the first one that won't be used for evil! 185 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:20,815 Whoa! These blueprints are incredible, McGucket. 186 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:23,084 MABEL: This is your most amazing invention yet. 187 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:25,220 Question: Does it have any gun-swords? 188 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:27,055 I watch a lot of anime and, uh, 189 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,858 trust me, you're gonna want some gun-swords. 190 00:08:29,892 --> 00:08:31,193 What's an "anime"? 191 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:34,796 We have much to discuss. STAN: Discuss, nothing! 192 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,866 These scribbles are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash! 193 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,034 Excuse my French. 194 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:41,236 ( voice speaking French ) 195 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,972 And where would you even find a bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it? 196 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:46,975 Grunkle Stan, you're lookin' at those idiots. 197 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:48,176 ( all cheering ) 198 00:08:48,211 --> 00:08:49,844 Idiots! 199 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:58,954 ( action movie-style music plays ) 200 00:08:58,988 --> 00:09:00,222 Whoa--What-- What are you-- 201 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:03,024 Hey-- Hey, now. Hey! Don't touch that. 202 00:09:03,059 --> 00:09:04,092 Hey-- Aah! 203 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,832 Uhh! Uhh! 204 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,168 Aaah! 205 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:23,845 ( "action" music continues ) 206 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,292 Thanks for these apocalypse sweaters, Mabel. 207 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,794 The end of the world has never been so comfortable. 208 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,029 ALL: Mm-hmm! 209 00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:43,198 ( wind whistling ) 210 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,800 Uhh! Fine, I'll wear it. 211 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,036 But I'm not gonna like it. 212 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:50,905 Admit it. This is the best day of the end of the world. 213 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,907 I think we actually have a chance to beat Bill 214 00:09:52,942 --> 00:09:54,109 and win back our future. 215 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:56,111 Yeah. Getting to actually live 216 00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,879 to see our 13th birthday party 217 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:00,248 is the only birthday present I want right now. 218 00:10:00,283 --> 00:10:02,150 Hey, if we're lucky enough to get there, 219 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,219 I guarantee this whole town is gonna throw you 220 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:06,888 the best birthday party you've ever seen. 221 00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:08,156 Thanks, Soos. 222 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,292 Hey, has anyone seen Grunkle Stan? 223 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,160 This whole plan is bonkers. 224 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,896 But of course, no one asked the Chief what he thinks. 225 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,865 After all I've done for everyone! 226 00:10:16,899 --> 00:10:18,233 Schmebulock. 227 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:21,202 Yeah, exactly-- it's a total load of schmebulock. 228 00:10:21,237 --> 00:10:23,204 Is something wrong, Grunkle Stan? 229 00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:26,174 You're acting grunklier than usual. 230 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,843 It's this darn plan to save my brother. 231 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,246 If you didn't notice, I already saved him once from that portal, 232 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,014 and he never thanked me! 233 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,316 He causes the end of the world, 234 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,084 and somehow it's still always 235 00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:38,920 "Stan's the screw-up, Ford's the hero." 236 00:10:38,954 --> 00:10:40,922 Well, maybe people think he's a hero 237 00:10:40,956 --> 00:10:43,091 because he didn't want to hide in the Mystery Shack! 238 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:46,261 Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery Shack he wouldn't have been captured! 239 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:50,065 Guys! Guys! Trust me, tomorrow's gonna be great! 240 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,867 I believe in us. COW MONSTER: Help! Leader Mabel! 241 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,270 I keep accidentally flexing through my sweater! 242 00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:57,339 Aah! It happened again! 243 00:10:57,373 --> 00:11:00,809 Those weird cow-monsters are delightful! 244 00:11:00,843 --> 00:11:02,077 Coming! 245 00:11:05,281 --> 00:11:06,848 ( bleats ) 246 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:09,017 McGUCKET: All right, fellas! 247 00:11:09,051 --> 00:11:12,187 Let's hope this turns out better than my other inventions! 248 00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:13,922 Everybody ready? 249 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:15,090 Dipper, now! 250 00:11:18,294 --> 00:11:20,261 ( machinery rattling ) 251 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,203 ALL: Huh?! Whoa! 252 00:11:29,238 --> 00:11:30,972 ( steam whistle blowing ) 253 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:39,114 Forgive me, boy. Your hyper-flammable merchandise 254 00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:41,116 is the only thing keeping me goin'. 255 00:11:43,018 --> 00:11:44,252 What in blazes?! 256 00:11:47,156 --> 00:11:49,190 FORD: No! No! Nooo! 257 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,291 ( all cackling ) 258 00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:51,893 ( groaning ) 259 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:53,962 Ready to talk now? 260 00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:55,964 ( gasping ) I won't. 261 00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:58,066 I won't let you into my mind! 262 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,269 What do you think, pals? Another 500 volts? 263 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,871 ( crackling ) Hey, do you hear that? 264 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,172 ( crashing ) 265 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:06,274 ( roaring ) 266 00:12:08,878 --> 00:12:11,012 What?! I just fixed that door! 267 00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:17,051 ( roaring ) 268 00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:24,159 It's the Shacktron, dude! 269 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:26,294 LARRY KING: They made the house into a robot. 270 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,996 Fascinating! 271 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,865 So the mortals are trying to fight back, huh? 272 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,200 Adorable! 273 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,869 Henchmaniacs, you know what to do! 274 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,939 Take them out! 275 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,083 This was a bad idea. 276 00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:54,789 P.A.: Uh, hey, dudes. Is this thing on? 277 00:12:54,824 --> 00:12:56,624 - SOOS: Tes-- - ( feedback screeches ) 278 00:12:56,659 --> 00:12:58,893 Heh. Uh, I just wanted you monster dudes 279 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:02,530 to hand over Ford, or we'll have to, like, fight and junk? 280 00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,666 Heh heh. Hey, you're a little cutie. 281 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,503 I have butchered millions on countless moons! 282 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,672 Whoa. I liked you better before you talked. 283 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,674 Real-- real bring-down, this guy. 284 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,609 Attack! 285 00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:16,678 All right, dudes! 286 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,646 Everyone! Like we planned! 287 00:13:18,681 --> 00:13:20,815 Three, two, one. Go! 288 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,685 ( all shouting ) 289 00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,927 ( henchmaniacs shouting ) 290 00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:34,996 Ha ha ha! Good pig. 291 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,668 Get 'em, Gobblewonker! 292 00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:41,703 ( McGucket laughs ) 293 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:44,572 Hyah! Hyah! 294 00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:46,641 WENDY: Oh, no, you don't! 295 00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:48,543 - ( Wendy grunts ) - ( eye bat squeals ) 296 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,744 ( screams ) 297 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,550 ( roaring ) 298 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,751 Everyone! Incoming! 299 00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,821 Does this thing have an escape hatch? 300 00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:02,824 ( all screaming ) 301 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:11,533 Everybody! Maximum power! 302 00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:14,936 And... now! 303 00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:17,605 ( roaring ) 304 00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:23,945 ( screaming ) 305 00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:25,680 BILL: Guys, seriously? 306 00:14:25,714 --> 00:14:27,882 You had, like, one job to do here. 307 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,984 Bravo, Dipper and Mabel! 308 00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:31,753 Well, would ya look at that? 309 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,688 Those kids really care about you. 310 00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:34,989 And you care about them. 311 00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:36,858 ( monster voice ) Don't you? 312 00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:38,993 What are you... Oh. Oh, no. 313 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:41,896 BILL: Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk! 314 00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,566 No. No! Not the kids! You ca-- 315 00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:47,535 Lets get this over with. 316 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,782 What the-- No! 317 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,684 No! No! No! No! 318 00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:05,720 ( Stan screaming ) 319 00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:06,888 Attack! 320 00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:10,525 ( roaring ) 321 00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:13,494 Aah! My eye! 322 00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:14,629 Do you have any idea 323 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,631 how long it takes to regenerate that? 324 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,633 We've got him distracted! Now's our chance! 325 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,835 Rescue team, move out! 326 00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:29,978 OK, everyone! 327 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,746 We get in, rescue Ford, 328 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:32,880 get out, save the world. 329 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:33,915 Piece of cake. 330 00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:35,516 Just so we're clear, 331 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,851 if I die, I'm suing all of you. 332 00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:37,986 Hey, on second thought, 333 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,821 maybe we could come up with a plan 334 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,923 that doesn't involve us plummeting to our certain death. 335 00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,524 Now! Ahh! 336 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,660 ( screaming ) 337 00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:50,765 Oh, man, oh, man... 338 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,567 Whoo-hoo! ( cackling ) 339 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:55,937 ( grunts ) ( Stan shouts ) 340 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,812 ( grunts ) 341 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,948 - ( Wendy grunts ) - ( Stan shouting ) 342 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,621 ( all gasp ) 343 00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:15,857 DIPPER: Oh, man. It looks even worse up close. 344 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,665 MABEL: I found Great-uncle Ford! 345 00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:27,502 He's golden! But not in the good way! 346 00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:29,837 STAN: Great. Grab him and let's get out of here. 347 00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:31,706 But how are we going to unfreeze them? 348 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,708 GIDEON: I know! 349 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,709 ( Gideon panting ) 350 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,515 Gideon! What happened to you? 351 00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:42,550 Bill captured me. He's been forcing me 352 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,687 to do cute dances in this cage for all eternity. 353 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:48,723 ( sobbing ) I'm so tired of being cute! 354 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,558 How do we undo this? 355 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,927 GIDEON: Mayor Tyler. He's the load-bearing human. 356 00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:54,896 Pull him out, and the whole thing goes down. 357 00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:57,699 ( grunting ) 358 00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:02,537 Aaah! 359 00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:06,774 Ah. My mouth tastes like nightmares! 360 00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:10,878 Aah! I think I'm dark and tortured for reals now. 361 00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,881 This experience will forever scar Tad Strange. 362 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,651 No more sailor suits! 363 00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,486 ( panting ) 364 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,688 - MANLY DAN: Wendy! - WENDY: Guys! 365 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,523 Mom! Dad! 366 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:23,858 Durland! 367 00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,729 My Blubs! 368 00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:31,532 Don't you ever scare me like that again! 369 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,701 ( all cheering ) 370 00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:37,872 Kids! Ah, you did it! 371 00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:39,941 I knew I could count on you two. Ha ha! 372 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,744 Fiddldeford! I-- 373 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:44,779 I haven't seen you since we parted ways. 374 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,714 You must hate me. 375 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:49,784 I've tried forgettin'. 376 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,886 Maybe I should try forgiving. 377 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,988 Come here, old friend. 378 00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:57,592 Hey, good to see you too, bro. Now let's get out of here, huh? 379 00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,794 Listen, Uncle Ford, we don't have a lot of time. 380 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,796 Remember how you told me right before you were frozen 381 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,698 that you knew Bill's weakness? 382 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,867 Yeah, a secret way to defeat him? 383 00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:07,568 I-- I do! 384 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:10,571 Now, does anyone have a pen? Pencil? Anything? 385 00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:11,639 Ah. 386 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,808 Perfect! 387 00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,745 Uh, we've got Bill outside, 388 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,947 but I don't know how long we can keep him occupied. 389 00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:21,783 Yes, yes. Good, good. 390 00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:23,584 Drawing a circle on the floor. 391 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:24,852 Well, he's lost his mind. 392 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,587 My mind is fine. 393 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,589 d there is a way to beat him-- th this! 394 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,628 The world's most confusing game of hopscotch? 395 00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:34,929 No, a prophecy. 396 00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,865 Although it would be a pretty fun game of hopscotch. 397 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,935 FORD: Many years ago, I found ten symbols in a cave. 398 00:18:40,969 --> 00:18:44,806 Some I recognized then. Some I only recognize now. 399 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,741 The native people of Gravity Falls 400 00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,509 prophesized that these symbols 401 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,744 could create a force strong enough 402 00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:50,912 to vanquish Bill. 403 00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:52,647 With Bill defeated, 404 00:18:52,681 --> 00:18:55,716 his weirdness would be reversed and the town could be saved. 405 00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:58,553 This whole time I thought it was just superstition. 406 00:18:58,587 --> 00:18:59,720 But seeing you all here now 407 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,756 I finally understand that it's destiny! 408 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:04,725 Dipper, the pine tree. 409 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,828 Mabel, the shooting star. 410 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,763 The question mark. 411 00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:10,798 This one's unsolvable. 412 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,800 That one's easy. 413 00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:15,736 You've been rockin' that dumb hoodie since the seventh grade. 414 00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:18,573 Whoa. Destiny hoodie! 415 00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:19,841 The tent of telepathy sign! 416 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:20,908 That must be Gideon. 417 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,678 Whoo! An excuse to stand next to Mabel! 418 00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:25,847 Don't turn this into a big deal. 419 00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:27,515 Oh, I won't. 420 00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:28,916 (whispers) I will. 421 00:19:28,951 --> 00:19:30,952 ( Bill grunting ) 422 00:19:33,722 --> 00:19:35,590 BILL: What the-- 423 00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:38,926 Hey, Achilles! 424 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:41,896 Nice work with the heel! 425 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,531 ( all gasp ) 426 00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:44,699 Fore! 427 00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:49,837 Hold hands, everyone! 428 00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:51,973 This is a mystical human energy circuit. 429 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:54,609 Ice? Who's Ice? 430 00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:56,711 They symbol's needn't all be literal, Dipper. 431 00:19:56,745 --> 00:19:59,547 It just has to be someone cool in the face of danger. 432 00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:00,982 ALL CHANTING: Wendy! Wendy! 433 00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:03,885 (giggles) Shut up, you guys. 434 00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:07,889 Much like the spectacles need to be someone scholarly. 435 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:08,990 Heh heh! 436 00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:10,925 This is freaky. 437 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,894 FORD: Now hold hands, everyone. 438 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,962 Ew! I'm not touching that. 439 00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,831 Do it, sweetie. do the one thing 440 00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:18,799 no one in our family has ever done-- 441 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,902 touch the hillbilly. 442 00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:28,876 ( all gasp ) 443 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:33,714 Great-uncle Ford, I think it's working! 444 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:36,017 ( McGucket cackling ) Yes, this is it! 445 00:20:36,051 --> 00:20:38,653 The rest of you get out! It's too dangerous! 446 00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:42,590 We just need one more person... 447 00:20:44,593 --> 00:20:46,560 Stanley! Stanley, get over here! 448 00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:47,828 You're the only one left. 449 00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:49,764 You realize this is a bunch of hogwash, right? 450 00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:51,799 You really think some caveman graffiti 451 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,934 is gonna stop that monster? 452 00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:55,036 Dang it, old man, now's not the time! 453 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,038 Come on! What are you doing? 454 00:20:57,072 --> 00:21:00,541 You're gonna ruin this! I've never held hands this long, and I very uncomfortable! 455 00:21:00,575 --> 00:21:02,610 Whoa. Hey, I'm not the enemy here, people. 456 00:21:02,644 --> 00:21:04,979 Don't forget who literally created the end of the world. 457 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,816 I'm sorry, Stanley. I know. Just help me fix it! Please! 458 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,886 Fine. Just do one thing. Say "thank you." 459 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,854 What? I spent thirty years 460 00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:15,723 trying to bring you back into this dimension, 461 00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,692 and you still haven't thanked me! 462 00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:19,593 You want me to shake your hand? 463 00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:21,696 Say "thank you"! 464 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:23,731 Fine. Thank you. 465 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:24,999 Now, see? 466 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,935 Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin. 467 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:30,538 Between "him and me." 468 00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:32,807 Grammar, Stanley. 469 00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:35,977 I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you, you stuck-up son-of-a-- 470 00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:37,778 Don't jeopardize this, you idiot! 471 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:40,014 FORD: Everything's on the line! Stop it! 472 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,751 ( both shouting ) DIPPER: Join hands! 473 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,886 BILL: Oh, no, it's Bill! 474 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:48,889 Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? 475 00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:50,958 Hey, Gideon, why aren't you dancing? 476 00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:52,793 Chop chop, huh? 477 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,749 BILL: Ha ha ha ho! 478 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,818 This is just too perfect! 479 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,587 Didn't you brainiacs know the zodiac doesn't work 480 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,556 if you don't all hold hands? 481 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:06,791 And what's better, 482 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,360 you've brought every threat to my power together 483 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,362 in one easy-to-destroy circle! 484 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,664 ( gasps ) Oh, no! 485 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,633 Aaah! My hair! 486 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,635 Aaah! My hair also! 487 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,639 You guys want to see what happens to your friends 488 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,474 when you can't get along? 489 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,775 Hey! You give them back! 490 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,744 You've gone too far, cipher! 491 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:30,581 Yeah! We're not scared of you! 492 00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,450 Oh, but you should be. 493 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,523 Aaah! Oh, no! 494 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:44,428 Ya know, this castle could really use some decoration! 495 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,733 ( thunder crashing ) 496 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,501 ( both gasp ) 497 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,670 Looks like it's too late for your friends, Stanford! 498 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,839 ( both yell ) Kids! 499 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,441 But you can still save your family! 500 00:22:57,476 --> 00:23:00,511 Last chance: Tell me how to take Weirdmageddon global 501 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,645 and I'll spare the kids! 502 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,547 No! Don't do it! Yeah! 503 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,483 Bill makes bad deals! 504 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,585 Don't you toy with me, shooting star! 505 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:10,588 I see everything! 506 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,523 Ow! Not again! 507 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,724 Why?! Every time! 508 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,593 Nice shot, pumpkin! 509 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,728 I just regenerated that eye! 510 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,530 I know that hurts, 511 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,599 because I've accidentally done it to myself-- 512 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,601 multiple times! 513 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:27,772 Aaah! Aaah! 514 00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,407 Save yourselves! 515 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:31,375 Run! We'll take care of Bill! 516 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,777 What?! That's a suicide mission! 517 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,745 Trust us. We've beat him before... 518 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,847 and we'll beat him again! 519 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,785 Hey, Bill! Come and get us, 520 00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,686 you pointy jerk! 521 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:43,754 ( Bill howls ) 522 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,691 What? No! It's too dangerous! 523 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,530 Not so fast! You two wait here! 524 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:56,700 I've got some children I need to make into corpses! 525 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,803 (monster voice) See ya real soon! 526 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,504 ( cackling ) Bill, no! 527 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,775 What do we do? what do we do? 528 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,410 Kids! 529 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,513 - ( kids panting ) - ( Bill roaring ) 530 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,816 When I get my hands on you kids, 531 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,819 I'm gonna disassemble your molecules! 532 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,691 You've tricked me for the last time! 533 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,792 ( both screaming ) 534 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,364 GRUNKLE STAN: Ohh! I can't believe this! 535 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,467 The kids are gonna die, and it's all my fault-- 536 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:34,538 because I couldn't shake your stupid hand! 537 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,373 Ahh, Dad was right about me. I am a screw-up. 538 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,509 Ah, don't blame yourself. I'm the one 539 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,644 who made a deal with Bill in the first place. 540 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,780 I fell for all his easy flattery. 541 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,749 You would have seen him for the scam artist he is. 542 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:48,719 How did things get so messed up between us? 543 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,688 We used to be like Dipper and Mabel. 544 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,690 The world's about to end and they still work together. 545 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:55,459 How do they do it? Easy. They're kids. 546 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,661 They don't know any better. 547 00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:58,796 Whoa, where you goin'? 548 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,664 I'm gonna play the only card we have left. 549 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,600 Let Bill into my mind. 550 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:04,602 He'll be able to take over the galaxy, 551 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,803 and maybe even worse, 552 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,339 but at least he might let the kids free. 553 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,707 What?! Are you kiddin' me?! 554 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:12,443 Are you honestly telling me there's nothing else we can do?! 555 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:13,811 Bill's only weak in the mind space. 556 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,813 If I didn't have this darn plate in my head, 557 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,482 we could just erase him with the memory gun 558 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,451 when he steps inside my mind. 559 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,819 What if he goes into my mind? 560 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,555 My brain isn't good for anything. ( chuckles ) 561 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,558 There's nothing in your mind he wants. It has to be me. 562 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,460 We need to take his deal. 563 00:25:29,494 --> 00:25:31,662 It's the only way he'll agree to save you and the kids. 564 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,398 Do you really think he's gonna make good on that deal? 565 00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:36,500 What other choice do we have? 566 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:39,670 Aaah! Aaah! 567 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,640 DIPPER: I'm starting to think there's no way out of here. 568 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:44,675 Like Grunkle Stan always says, 569 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,477 when one door closes, 570 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,479 choose a nearby wall and bash it in 571 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:49,647 with brute force! 572 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,515 ( grunting ) 573 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,417 Aaaaah! 574 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,586 Ha! Now let's round up the townsfolk, 575 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,488 and together we can defeat-- 576 00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:58,656 Oh, no! 577 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,492 ( all laughing ) 578 00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:03,627 You'll never take us alive, monsters! 579 00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:05,763 That's fine with us! 580 00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:07,464 ( all cry out ) 581 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:10,501 Oh, no! BILL: Peek-a-boo! 582 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:11,802 ( both scream ) 583 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,674 All right, Ford, time's up! 584 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,477 I've got the kids! 585 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,479 I think I'm gonna kill one of 'em now, 586 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,714 just for the heck of it! 587 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,584 Eeenie-meenie... 588 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,719 minee... 589 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,421 FORD: Wait! 590 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,357 I surrender! 591 00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:35,693 Good choice. 592 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:38,696 STAN: Don't do it, Ford! It'll destroy the universe! 593 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,631 FORD: It's the only way! 594 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:41,765 ( Bill cackling ) 595 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,667 Even when you're about to die, 596 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:45,603 you Pines twins just can't get along! 597 00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:49,540 My only condition 598 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,542 is that you let my brother and the kids go. 599 00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:52,710 Fine. 600 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,678 No, Grunkle Ford! Don't trust him! 601 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,484 It's a....deal! 602 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,395 ( cackling ) 603 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,704 Oh, I'm here. I'm finally here! 604 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:24,675 Look at this place-- a perfect, calm, orderly void. 605 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,610 Gotta hand it to you, Ford, 606 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,613 you really know how to clear your-- 607 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,348 ( clicks tongue ) 608 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,383 What?! 609 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,784 Ha ha! Do a pretty good impression 610 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,519 of my brother, don't I? 611 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,621 Switch clothes and no one can tell us apart. 612 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,557 Welcome to my mind. Surprised you didn't recognize it. 613 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,735 What?! The deal's off! 614 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,706 What the-- No, no, no, no! 615 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,808 STAN: Oh, yeah. You're goin' down, Bill. 616 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,610 You're gettin' erased. 617 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:01,745 Memory gun. Pretty clever, huh? 618 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,381 Y-You idiot! Don't you realize 619 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,717 you're destroying your own mind too? 620 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,753 Eh. It's not like I was using this space for much anyway. 621 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,555 Let me out of here! Let me-- 622 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:14,358 Oh-- Why isn't this working?! 623 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:16,427 Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me, 624 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:17,661 you one-eyed demon! 625 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,731 You're a real wiseguy, but you made one fatal mistake. 626 00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,666 You messed with my family. 627 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,468 You're making a mistake! 628 00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:26,737 I'll give you anything-- money, fame, riches, 629 00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:29,339 infinite power, your own galaxy! 630 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,674 Please! No! 631 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,343 What's happening to me?! 632 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,346 ( Bill's voice fragments and distorts ) 633 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:42,386 Staaanleeey! 634 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,588 Aaaaah!!! 635 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:48,425 ( panting ) 636 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:56,567 Heh. Guess I was good for something after all. 637 00:29:03,808 --> 00:29:05,342 ( clank ) 638 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,747 ( all grunt ) 639 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:12,382 ( wind howling ) 640 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,450 ( henchmaniacs cackling ) 641 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,552 ( roars, screams ) 642 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:19,423 ( all screaming ) 643 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:20,657 Hey! Hey! 644 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,428 BOTH: Oh...ohh! 645 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:42,513 ( whooshing ) 646 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:44,782 Whoa. Huh. 647 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,756 ( birds squawking ) 648 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,727 ( chirping ) 649 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,764 ( wind whistling ) 650 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,469 Oh, my gosh! 651 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,371 Grunkle Stan, you did it! 652 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,840 Oh, uh, hey there... kiddo. 653 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,742 What's your name? 654 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,710 Grunkle Stan? 655 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,813 Heh. Who ya talkin' to? 656 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:18,549 C-Come on. It's me. 657 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,450 It's me, Grunkle Stan! 658 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,786 Grunkle Stan, it's me! 659 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,722 We had to erase his mind to defeat Bill. 660 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,424 It's all gone. 661 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,560 Stan has no idea, but he did it. 662 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,428 He saved the world. 663 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:32,696 He saved me. 664 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,835 You're our hero, Stanley. ( sniffles ) 665 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:41,405 ( crying ) 666 00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:58,689 ( Dipper grunting ) 667 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,434 Hey, this is a real nice place ya got here. 668 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,503 It's your place, Grunkle Stan. 669 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,639 Don't you remember? Even a little? 670 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:18,508 Nope, but this chair hugs my butt like it remembers. 671 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,410 Ah. 672 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:23,847 Hey, why the long faces? 673 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,849 You guys look like it's someone's funeral. 674 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,851 Who's that big guy crying in the corner? 675 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,620 ( sobbing ) 676 00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:31,855 We saved the world, but what's the point? 677 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,491 Grunkle Stan's not himself anymore. 678 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:37,494 There's gotta be something we can do to jog his memory! 679 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:40,464 There isn't. I'm sorry. Stan's gone. 680 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,766 I know my Grunkle is in there somewhere! 681 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,501 There's gotta be something around here 682 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:45,769 that can help bring him back! 683 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,508 This'll work! This has to work! 684 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,911 Here's the first day we came to Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan. 685 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:57,648 And here's a macaroni interpretation of my emotions. 686 00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:02,753 That time we went fishing. 687 00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:05,355 That Summerween we spent together. 688 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:06,757 Don't you remember anything? 689 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,359 I'm sorry. I don't know what this is 690 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:10,794 or who you are or--gah! 691 00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,362 Quit it, Waddles! 692 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:13,597 I'm trying to remember my life story! 693 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:14,798 What did you say? 694 00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:16,667 I said get Waddles off of me! 695 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,835 It's working! Keep reading! 696 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,470 Skip to my page! 697 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,639 He needs to remember our boss-employee relationship. 698 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,408 Hey! Just cause I have amnesia, 699 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,809 don't go tryin' to give yourself a raise, Soos. 700 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:27,544 It's happening! Keep going! 701 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:28,712 OK. OK! 702 00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:31,548 "Day Two. Grunkle Stan smells weird 703 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:33,383 but we're starting to bond. 704 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:35,786 He told us a lot about being a businessman in the '80s 705 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,388 and seemed happy when we pretended to listen. 706 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:39,856 He also gave me a grappling hook 707 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:41,725 which everyone is impressed by. 708 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,393 And in more important news, 709 00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,395 I've met some neighborhood hotties!" 710 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:47,664 ( all laugh ) 711 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,426 SHANDRA: Good Morning, Gravity Falls! 712 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:02,529 It's another beautiful day, but every day is beautiful 713 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:06,266 now that the... unpleasantness is over. 714 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:09,336 ( bats screeching ) Git outta here, ya ornery critters! 715 00:33:09,370 --> 00:33:11,271 ( roaring ) 716 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,341 Ah, good as new. 717 00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:18,345 Oh! Looks like you've got a friend! 718 00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:21,515 Robbie, would you be a dear and get us the sawed off shotgun? 719 00:33:21,549 --> 00:33:24,551 Ugh. Fine, whatever. 720 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,520 Brains and so forth! 721 00:33:26,554 --> 00:33:29,189 Nope! None of that, thank you. 722 00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:30,524 ( laughing ) 723 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,592 None of us really understand what just happened, 724 00:33:32,627 --> 00:33:34,361 and none of us want to. 725 00:33:34,395 --> 00:33:37,531 That's why I'm passing the Never Mind All That Act. 726 00:33:37,565 --> 00:33:41,635 If anyone goes asking around about the "events" of the last few days, 727 00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:43,570 what do we say? 728 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:46,239 CROWD: Never Mind All That! 729 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,475 And if you break the rules, we're gonna zap ya! 730 00:33:48,509 --> 00:33:49,543 Zap! Zap! 731 00:33:49,577 --> 00:33:52,212 We're mad with power! 732 00:33:52,246 --> 00:33:53,613 BOTH: And love. 733 00:33:53,648 --> 00:33:54,681 SHANDRA: In other news, 734 00:33:54,716 --> 00:33:57,217 the Northwest family has gone broke. 735 00:33:57,251 --> 00:33:58,485 After pledging his allegiance to Bill 736 00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:01,188 and then placing all his savings in weirdness bonds, 737 00:34:01,222 --> 00:34:03,356 Preston Northwest had to sell his mansion 738 00:34:03,391 --> 00:34:05,559 to preserve his family fortune. 739 00:34:05,593 --> 00:34:09,229 You're only going to have one pony now! 740 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,470 But fortunes have also turned for local maniac Fiddleford McGucket 741 00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:18,538 who, after regaining his sanity, 742 00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:20,640 has made millions overnight submitting his patents 743 00:34:20,675 --> 00:34:22,209 to the US government. 744 00:34:22,243 --> 00:34:24,377 I'm gonna buy me a bigger shed! 745 00:34:24,412 --> 00:34:26,313 Hey, that one's for sale! 746 00:34:26,347 --> 00:34:29,216 In other good news, town hero Stanley Pines 747 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:32,185 has fully recovered his memory and will be throwing a party 748 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,488 to celebrate his niece and nephew's thirteenth birthday 749 00:34:34,522 --> 00:34:36,289 and final day in town. 750 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,225 But other than that, I can safely say 751 00:34:38,259 --> 00:34:40,494 our beloved Gravity Falls is back to normal. 752 00:34:40,528 --> 00:34:43,396 And now, Bodacious T, with sports. 753 00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:45,665 It's called Death Ball! 754 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:48,301 ALL: ♪...to you ♪ 755 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,569 ( squeals ) 756 00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:52,506 ( all cheering ) 757 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:54,508 I can't believe you all got together 758 00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:56,510 just to throw a party for us! 759 00:34:56,544 --> 00:34:59,246 After all the Pines family has done for the town, 760 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,547 it's the least we could do! 761 00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:02,549 You've helped everyone here. 762 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:04,151 Thanks to y'all savin' us, 763 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,153 I learned to open my heart to kindness. 764 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,554 No more evil-doin'. 765 00:35:07,588 --> 00:35:10,557 From now on, I'm gonna try to be Li'l Gideon, 766 00:35:10,591 --> 00:35:12,425 regular ol' kid. 767 00:35:13,494 --> 00:35:15,462 Oh-- Ha ha! Whoo! 768 00:35:15,496 --> 00:35:18,398 I am bustin' a move on this skatin' board. 769 00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:21,168 More like busting your pants, loser! 770 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,502 Heh heh heh heh! 771 00:35:27,441 --> 00:35:29,176 ( blows landing ) ( boy screams ) 772 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,410 Hee hee hee! 773 00:35:30,444 --> 00:35:32,179 Dude, make a wish, dawg! 774 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,647 Ya know, on my first day here, 775 00:35:33,681 --> 00:35:36,316 if you had asked me what I wanted, I would have said 776 00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:39,252 adventure, mystery, true friends. 777 00:35:39,287 --> 00:35:40,453 But looking here at all of you, 778 00:35:40,488 --> 00:35:42,522 I realize that every wish came true-- 779 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,658 I have everything I wanted. 780 00:35:44,692 --> 00:35:46,326 If I had only one wish, 781 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,261 it would be to shrink all of you with a shrink ray 782 00:35:48,296 --> 00:35:49,629 and bring you home with us in my pocket. 783 00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:51,198 But since that's impossible-- 784 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,366 Is that impossible? 785 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,602 Since that's probably impossible, 786 00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:58,471 my only wish is for everyone to sign my scrapbook. 787 00:35:58,506 --> 00:36:00,607 I'll never forget you guys. 788 00:36:00,641 --> 00:36:02,309 Wait. 789 00:36:04,545 --> 00:36:07,414 Now I'll never forget you guys! 790 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,622 I now officially declare you: technically teenagers. 791 00:36:15,656 --> 00:36:18,258 Welcome to Angst and Acne Forever. 792 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,193 ALL CHANT: One of us! One of us! 793 00:36:20,228 --> 00:36:22,495 Whoo-hee! Whoopee! 794 00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:23,530 So how do you feel? 795 00:36:23,564 --> 00:36:26,199 Samey, but differenty. 796 00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:27,367 PACIFICA: Hey, you two. 797 00:36:27,401 --> 00:36:29,269 When are you gonna open your presents already? 798 00:36:29,303 --> 00:36:31,404 I broke a nail wrapping them. 799 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:32,639 Ha ha! Pacifica. 800 00:36:35,409 --> 00:36:38,211 Stanley, I need to talk to you. 801 00:36:38,246 --> 00:36:40,313 I didn't want to say anything with everyone listening, 802 00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:42,215 but we've got a problem. 803 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,184 Weirdmageddon has been contained, 804 00:36:44,218 --> 00:36:46,353 but I'm detecting some strange new anomalies 805 00:36:46,387 --> 00:36:47,387 near the Arctic Ocean. 806 00:36:47,421 --> 00:36:48,622 I want to go investigate it, 807 00:36:48,656 --> 00:36:51,458 but I think I might be too old to go it alone. 808 00:36:51,492 --> 00:36:53,627 Are you sayin' you need someone to help you 809 00:36:53,661 --> 00:36:56,496 sail around the world on the adventure of a lifetime? 810 00:36:56,530 --> 00:37:00,200 I don't just want someone to come with me, Stanley. 811 00:37:00,234 --> 00:37:01,368 I want it to be you. 812 00:37:01,402 --> 00:37:03,370 Will you give me a second chance? 813 00:37:03,404 --> 00:37:06,473 You think we'll find treasure? And babes? 814 00:37:06,507 --> 00:37:09,309 Ha! I'd say there's a high probability! 815 00:37:09,343 --> 00:37:11,278 But what should we do with the Mystery Shack? 816 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,214 I think the town's had enough mystery for one lifetime. 817 00:37:14,248 --> 00:37:16,383 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 818 00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:19,252 ( Stan, Ford whispering ) 819 00:37:19,287 --> 00:37:21,221 ( bell ringing ) GRUNKLE STAN: Everyone, 820 00:37:21,255 --> 00:37:22,422 I have an announcement to make. 821 00:37:22,456 --> 00:37:25,225 Me and my--heh!-- nerdy bro over here 822 00:37:25,259 --> 00:37:27,560 have some catchin' up to do, we're gonna be away for a while. 823 00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:31,264 That's why I'm shutting down the Mystery Shack for good! 824 00:37:31,299 --> 00:37:33,633 ( all gasp ) 825 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,469 You shut down your mouth for good! 826 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,472 I'm sorry, Mr. Pineses, 827 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:42,242 it's just that this shack is the most magical place on earth. 828 00:37:42,276 --> 00:37:43,476 Sure, the attractions are all fake, 829 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,378 but dreams aren't fake. 830 00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:47,180 Like this mermaid: 831 00:37:47,214 --> 00:37:49,516 It's not just a dead fish butt sewn to a monkey carcass, 832 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:51,318 it's a marvelous creature 833 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,520 that makes us believe that anything is possible. 834 00:37:53,554 --> 00:37:56,523 You shut down this shack, and you shut down our dreams! 835 00:37:57,591 --> 00:38:00,226 At least... my dreams. 836 00:38:00,261 --> 00:38:01,461 ALL: Aw. 837 00:38:02,496 --> 00:38:04,497 ( sighs ) I'm sorry, Soos, 838 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,467 it's just there's no one around to run it. 839 00:38:07,501 --> 00:38:09,569 At least there wouldn't be 840 00:38:09,603 --> 00:38:12,472 if I hadn't just found the perfect replacement. 841 00:38:15,443 --> 00:38:19,212 Ladies and gentlemen, the Mystery Shack is under new management! 842 00:38:19,246 --> 00:38:20,347 ( all cheer ) 843 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,582 You...you mean it, Mister Mystery? 844 00:38:22,616 --> 00:38:24,517 You're Mister Mystery now, Soos. 845 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,253 Try not to burn the place down. 846 00:38:27,288 --> 00:38:29,289 I'll move in immediately. 847 00:38:29,323 --> 00:38:30,357 ( truck beeping ) 848 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,592 ( all cheering ) 849 00:38:36,464 --> 00:38:39,199 ( birds chirping ) 850 00:38:50,378 --> 00:38:52,379 Do you really have to go? 851 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,381 There is still so much we haven't done together. 852 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,349 Summer's over, Candy. 853 00:38:56,384 --> 00:38:58,385 It's time for us to grow up. 854 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,153 But not too much. 855 00:39:00,187 --> 00:39:03,356 Aaah! I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things! 856 00:39:03,391 --> 00:39:05,492 Cut. It. Out. Heart! 857 00:39:05,526 --> 00:39:07,460 Hey, can you punch my heart too? 858 00:39:07,495 --> 00:39:10,430 No, mine! Punch my feelings away! 859 00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:14,167 Candy and Grenda, 860 00:39:14,201 --> 00:39:16,202 thank you for being my people. 861 00:39:16,237 --> 00:39:18,571 You'll always be my best friends. 862 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:22,142 Grunkle Stan, thanks for wearing my Goodbye sweater. 863 00:39:22,176 --> 00:39:24,377 Ah, it's cold out. I had to. 864 00:39:24,412 --> 00:39:26,579 What? But it's, like, eighty-something degrees out today. 865 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,214 BOTH: Can it, Soos! 866 00:39:28,249 --> 00:39:30,483 ( all laugh ) 867 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:36,189 Hey. You mean a lot to me, man. 868 00:39:36,223 --> 00:39:38,191 You too. 869 00:39:41,262 --> 00:39:43,363 Something to remember me by. 870 00:39:43,397 --> 00:39:45,498 Oh, and this. 871 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:48,168 Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls. 872 00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,574 Last bus leaving Gravity Falls. 873 00:39:54,608 --> 00:39:56,643 All aboard. 874 00:39:56,677 --> 00:39:59,412 Guess we said goodbye to everyone except... 875 00:39:59,447 --> 00:40:01,481 Waddles. 876 00:40:01,515 --> 00:40:05,618 I...don't know how to explain this, but... 877 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:09,622 Mom and Dad won't let me bring a pig home to California, so... 878 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,358 you have to stay here! 879 00:40:13,427 --> 00:40:15,261 ( squeals ) 880 00:40:16,464 --> 00:40:18,331 Come on, come on! 881 00:40:18,365 --> 00:40:20,200 I have to go. 882 00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:22,235 I'm...I'm sorry, Waddles! 883 00:40:23,604 --> 00:40:25,438 You know what? Forget it! 884 00:40:25,473 --> 00:40:27,340 I lived with this pig all summer, 885 00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:29,342 now your parents are gonna have to! 886 00:40:29,376 --> 00:40:31,277 Hey, bus guy! 887 00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:32,679 This pig is coming with the kids! 888 00:40:32,713 --> 00:40:34,447 Now, hold on a second. 889 00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:36,282 Bringing animals aboard a moving vehicle 890 00:40:36,317 --> 00:40:37,417 is strictly prohibited by-- 891 00:40:41,288 --> 00:40:43,490 Wah-- Welcome aboard. 892 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,458 You can sit in the front row, pig. 893 00:40:47,628 --> 00:40:51,397 Kids, you knuckleheads were nothin' but a nuisance 894 00:40:51,432 --> 00:40:53,266 and I'm glad to be rid of ya. 895 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,705 We'll miss you too, Grunkle Stan. 896 00:41:04,478 --> 00:41:07,247 Ready to head into the unknown? 897 00:41:07,281 --> 00:41:08,581 Nope. 898 00:41:08,616 --> 00:41:10,550 Let's do it. 899 00:41:20,494 --> 00:41:25,198 ( all shouting farewells ) 900 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:27,467 Bye! Bye, everybody! I'll miss you guys too! 901 00:41:27,501 --> 00:41:30,203 SOOS: Bye, dudes! Bye! 902 00:41:40,481 --> 00:41:42,549 DIPPER: If you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, 903 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,484 you've probably seen a bumper sticker 904 00:41:44,518 --> 00:41:47,353 for a place called Gravity Falls. 905 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,457 Well, I've moved in. 906 00:41:51,492 --> 00:41:53,393 It's not on any maps, 907 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,461 and most people have never heard of it. 908 00:41:55,496 --> 00:41:58,231 Some people think it's a myth. 909 00:41:59,366 --> 00:42:02,302 But if you're curious, don't wait. 910 00:42:02,336 --> 00:42:04,537 ( all scream ) 911 00:42:04,572 --> 00:42:06,239 Take a trip. 912 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:07,273 ( roaring ) 913 00:42:11,645 --> 00:42:13,513 Find it. 914 00:42:16,584 --> 00:42:20,186 It's out there somewhere in the woods.. waiting.