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Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?

2
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I believe you're a big dork.

3
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Soos, Wendy!

4
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What's up, Mr. Pines?

5
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I'm heading out. You two are gonna
wash the bathrooms, right?

6
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- Yes, sir!
- Absolutely not.

7
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You stay out of trouble.

8
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Hey, guys. What's this?

9
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Secret ladder to the roof?

10
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Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines
would like that.

11
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- Huh?
- Huh?

12
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- Huh?
- You're freaking me out, dude.

13
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Can we actually go up there?

14
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Sure we can. Roof time! Roof time!

15
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Roof time! Roof time!

16
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All right! Check it out.

17
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- Whoa!
- Whoa! Cool!

18
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Did you put all this stuff up here?

19
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I may or may not sneak up here
during work, all the time, every day.

20
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Yes!

21
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- All right.
- Me first!

22
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Jackpot! High five!

23
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Don't leave me hanging!

24
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Ha!

25
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Hey, it's my friends!

26
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Wendy.

27
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Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell Stan
about this, are you?

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Later, dorks.

29
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Let's get out of here!

30
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!

31
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Later, Wendy!

32
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Ah, good times.

33
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- Uh-oh!
- What?

34
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Somebody's in love.

35
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Yeah, right,
I just think Wendy's cool, okay?

36
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It's not like I lay awake at night
thinking about her.

37
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Uh-oh!

38
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Random dance party for no reason!

39
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

40
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Dipper.

41
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Huh? What? Yes? Yeah?

42
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Aren't you gonna get in on this?

43
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I don't really dance.

44
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Yeah, you do! Mom used to
dress him up in a lamb costume

45
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and make him do the lamby dance.

46
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Now is not the time to talk
about the lamby dance.

47
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Lamb costume? Whoa! Is
there, like, little ears and a tail, or...

48
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Well. Uh...

49
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Dipper would prance around
and sing a song about grazing.

50
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Hey, look at that!

51
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Quitting time!
The gang's waiting for me.

52
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Hey, wait! Maybe I could,
or we could, come with you?

53
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Ooh! I don't know.
My friends are pretty intense.

54
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How old did you guys say you are?

55
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We're 13! So, technically a teen!

56
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All right. I like your moxie, kid.
Let me get my stuff.

57
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Since when are we 13?
Is this a leap year?

58
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Come on, Mabel!

59
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This is our chance to hang out
with, you know, the cool kids.

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And Wendy and whatever.

61
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I knew it! You love her!
Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!

62
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- Oh, hey, what's that??
- Huh??

63
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Hurry up.

64
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In the belly! In the belly!

65
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In the belly! In the belly!

66
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Yeah!

67
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Wendy.

68
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Wendy. Wendy.

69
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Hey, guys, these are my pals from work.
Mabel and Dipper.

70
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I chewed my gum
so it looks like a brain!

71
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She's not much for first impressions.
Unlike this guy!

72
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This guy...

73
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So, are you, like, babysitting, or...

74
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Come on, Robbie.

75
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Guys, this is Lee and Nate.

76
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- Tambry.
- Hi.

77
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Thompson, who once ate
a run-over waffle for 50 cents.

78
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Don't tell them that.

79
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And Robbie.
You can probably figure him out.

80
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Yeah, I'm the guy
who spray-painted the water tower.

81
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Oh, you mean the big muffin!

82
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Um, it's a giant explosion!

83
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It kind of does look like a muffin!

84
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Let's hurry it up, guys.
I got big plans for tonight. Huh?

85
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Yeah, all right,
let's get out of here.

86
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Come on, guys, get in the car.

87
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Ow-ow!

88
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Sorry, kid. I ride shotgun, all right?

89
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Okay. Just, before we go,

90
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my mom said you guys aren't allowed
to punch the roof anymore, so...

91
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Thompson!
Thompson! Thompson!

92
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Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!

93
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This is gonna blow someone's mind.

94
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Mabel. Please.

95
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What? Am I embarrassing you
in front of your new girl...

96
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Ugh! Did you just lick my hand?

97
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You're watching
the black-and-white-period-piece

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old-lady-boring movie channel.

99
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Kids!

100
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I can't find the remote
and I refuse to stand up.

101
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Stay tuned for the Friday night
movie, The Duchess Approves,

102
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starring Sturly Stembleburgiss
as The Duchess

103
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and Grampton St. Rumpterfabble
as the irascible coxswain,

104
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Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.

105
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Kids!

106
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No! No!

107
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There it is, fellas.

108
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The condemned Dusk 2 Dawn.

109
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Whoa!

110
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- Neat-o!
- Awesome.

111
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Why did they shut it down?
It's like a health code violation or...

112
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Try murder!

113
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Some folks died in there.
The place has been haunted ever since.

114
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This town has such a colorful history!

115
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What? Are you guys serious?

116
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Yeah, "We're all gonna die!"

117
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Chill out, man.
It's not as bad as it looks.

118
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Come on, Dipper.

119
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Okay.
Okay, just, got to get a foothold.

120
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Dude, your sister did it.

121
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Hey, you know what?
Just, there you go.

122
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Sorry, dude.

123
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Good job throwing the kid
off the fence, genius.

124
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Your mom's a genius.

125
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This place is amazing.

126
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I think it's stuck.

127
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Let me take a crack at it.

128
00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:02,963
Oh, yeah. I can't get in,

129
00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:06,508
but I'm sure Junior here
is gonna break it down like Hercules.

130
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Come on. Leave him alone.
He's just a little kid.

131
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Whoa. Kid.
What are you doing?

132
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Go, Dipper!
Punch that metal thing!

133
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Hey, Dipper, take it easy!

134
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Who wants to bet he doesn't make it?

135
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- Cool.
- Awesome!

136
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Good call inviting this little maniac!

137
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Your new name is Doctor Funtimes!

138
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- All right!
- Too cool. Yeah, man!

139
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Nice work.

140
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Do you guys
really think it's haunted?

141
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Nah! Thompson,
are you kidding me?

142
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Come on, shut up, man.

143
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- Whoa! Dude.
- No way.

144
00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:03,607
- Look at this place.
- Ah, no way.

145
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,484
- Wow. What is this?
- Check it out!

146
00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,946
Oh, man,
it's even creepier than I imagined!

147
00:08:15,619 --> 00:08:17,121
Yep. It's dust.

148
00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:23,544
Hey, dude. Where do you think
they keep the dead bodies?

149
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Shut up, man.

150
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Guys! Check it out!
You think these still work?

151
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- Nice.
- Whoa!

152
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- So cool.
- Unbelievable.

153
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Jackpot!

154
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So what are we gonna do now?

155
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Anything we want.

156
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- Take that!
- Cool!

157
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Put 'em in, put 'em in.
Three at a time, three at a time!

158
00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:05,252
Oh, my gosh! Smile Dip! I thought
this stuff was banned in America!

159
00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,545
Maybe they had a good reason?

160
00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,380
Ooh!

161
00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:14,928
Hey, come here, man!
We got it ready!

162
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,597
Whatever it is, I'll do it!

163
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,807
Thompson!

164
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,768
Dipper, this night is, like, legendary.

165
00:09:20,976 --> 00:09:22,394
- Really?
- Just look around.

166
00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:23,520
The guys are bonding.

167
00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:27,941
I've never even seen Tambry
look up from her phone this long.

168
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,153
And your sister seems to be
going nuts for that Smile Dip.

169
00:09:32,821 --> 00:09:35,783
Maybe I've had too much.
What do you think?

170
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,956
Would you like to eat my candy paws?

171
00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,459
Of course, you little angel!

172
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,926
You know, Dipper, I wasn't sure
if you could hang with our crew at first.

173
00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:56,512
But you're surprisingly mature
for your age!

174
00:09:56,678 --> 00:09:58,347
Yes. Yes, I am.

175
00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,434
Hey, guys! We need more ice!

176
00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:04,561
I'm on it!

177
00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:31,338
What was that? I thought I heard
some lady screaming back here.

178
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,631
You freaking out, kid?

179
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,509
No!
No, I'm cool. Everything's cool.

180
00:10:35,717 --> 00:10:36,885
Then what's all this about?

181
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:41,265
Oh. That's, uh... Hey, look!
Dancy Pants Revolution!

182
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,517
The game that tricks people
into exercising.

183
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,102
- All right, I'm down.
- Let's go!

184
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,437
Yeah! Let's all... Let's all go play that.

185
00:10:52,484 --> 00:10:53,819
Dance! Hurry up!

186
00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,946
Go! Go! Go! Go!

187
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,990
Wow, he's really terrible at this.

188
00:10:58,198 --> 00:11:00,742
Yeah, yeah. That's great.

189
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,251
Huh!

190
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,004
I'll be right back.

191
00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:15,424
Come on, Grunkle Stan, pick up!

192
00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:16,758
What is he doing?

193
00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:19,261
I don't care about dukes or commoners

194
00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:21,930
or His Royal Highness
Lionel of Cornwall!

195
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,849
I'm not afraid anymore, Mother!

196
00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:26,268
Duchess, I forbid you!

197
00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:30,898
I may be a duchess,
but I'm also a woman!

198
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:34,443
Yes! Yes! In your face, Elizabeth!

199
00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:36,737
It's just like my life!

200
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:38,780
In a way.

201
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,867
Mabel, I need your advice!

202
00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:43,952
We're hanging out
in a haunted convenience store,

203
00:11:44,119 --> 00:11:45,120
I can't get a hold of Grunkle Stan,

204
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,497
and if I try to say anything about it
to any of these guys,

205
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,833
they'll just think I'm a scared little kid
or something.

206
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,503
Mabel?

207
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:58,091
The future is in the past!
Onwards, Aoshima!

208
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,474
Mabel! How many of these did you eat?

209
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,809
Bleventeen...

210
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,395
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!

211
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,196
Whoa! Guys!
You might wanna see this.

212
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,907
- What?
- What the heck?

213
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,200
Whoa!

214
00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:25,577
Then the rumors are true!

215
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,162
Dude, I dare you to lie down in it.

216
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,081
Good idea! Go lie down in it.

217
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,124
I'm a dead body! Look!

218
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,587
Wait! Maybe let's not do that.

219
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,256
This guy's scared!

220
00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:39,675
All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates?

221
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:45,264
I mean, what if this place,
really is haunted?

222
00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:46,848
- Aw, come on.
- Boo!

223
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:47,933
Come on.

224
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,227
Just take it down a notch,
Captain Buzzkill.

225
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,145
But I thought I was Doctor Funtimes!

226
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,565
Well, you're acting like
Captain Buzzkill, right?

227
00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:58,443
Yeah, little bit.

228
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:03,657
Status update, trapped in store
with insane 9-year-old.

229
00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:08,537
I'm not a 9-year-old!
I'm 13! Technically a teen!

230
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:20,757
Whoa!

231
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:22,217
What?

232
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,303
Status update...

233
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,233
Tambry! Tambry!

234
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,568
Can you hear us?

235
00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:42,237
What are we supposed to do?

236
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,072
I don't know, man! I don't know!

237
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:46,241
- Let's just go already!
- Thompson!

238
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,244
Wait!
I've almost got the high score!

239
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,291
Huh? What?

240
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,543
Time to shake
what your momma gave you!

241
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,755
Oh, no! Help! So many arrows!

242
00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:01,423
You're a dance machine!

243
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,258
No! You're a dance machine!

244
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:05,802
- Oh, no!
- Thompson.

245
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,721
Forget him! Let's go!

246
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,559
What the... Guys, it's locked!

247
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:13,935
Out of my way!

248
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:22,152
Everybody wait. Whatever is doing this
has to have some kind of reason.

249
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,364
Maybe if we could just figure out what
it is, then they'll let us out of here!

250
00:14:25,572 --> 00:14:28,075
"Ooh! They'll let us out of here!"
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

251
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,118
I don't know, guys,
maybe he's got a point.

252
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,288
Yeah, right, I'm sure the ghost
just wants to talk about its feelings.

253
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794
What?

254
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,588
I'm bonkers for eating you alive!

255
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,924
No!

256
00:14:44,132 --> 00:14:48,678
Lee! Okay, okay. I'm with you, kid.
100%, man!

257
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,057
Welcome.

258
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,351
They got Mabel!

259
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,937
Welcome to your graves,
young trespassers.

260
00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:00,816
We're super sorry
for hanging out in your store.

261
00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:03,527
Yeah, can we just go now
and leave forever?

262
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,072
Well, okay. You're free to go.

263
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,660
But before you leave,
hot dogs are now half off.

264
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,246
I know it might be crazy,
but you gotta try these dogs.

265
00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,917
Just kidding about the hot dog sale!

266
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,669
Just let us out of here already!

267
00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:22,504
I don't like your tone!

268
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,383
No. No.

269
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:32,305
What? No! I'm a hot dog.

270
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,182
It begins.

271
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:37,978
Whoa!

272
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:46,987
Ah!

273
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,449
Welcome to your home for all eternity!

274
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:51,616
Dipper. What do we do?

275
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,076
Duck!

276
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,578
Quick! In there!

277
00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:00,959
What do they want from us?

278
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,252
Revenge, I guess?

279
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,462
What did we do wrong?

280
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,380
Okay, let's try to figure out
the pattern here.

281
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,882
Why was each person taken?

282
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,634
Tambry was texting.
Thompson was playing a video game.

283
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,345
Lee was being sarcastic.
It doesn't make any sense.

284
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,348
Yeah, I mean, those are all
just normal, teenage things.

285
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,643
Wendy, say that last part again.

286
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,061
Normal teenage things?

287
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,355
Of course! Stay here until I get back.

288
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,026
Dude! What are you doing!

289
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,947
Hey, ghost!

290
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,285
I've got something to tell you!

291
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,414
I'm not a teenager!

292
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,672
Well, why didn't you say so?

293
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,635
How old did you say you were?

294
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,182
I'm 12. Technically not a teen.

295
00:16:57,390 --> 00:17:00,477
When we were alive,
teenagers were a scourge on our store.

296
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:04,856
Always sassafrassin' customers
with their boomy boxes

297
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,234
and disrespectful short pants.

298
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,653
So we decided to up and ban them.

299
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:14,074
But they retaliated
with this newfangled rap music.

300
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,077
The lyrics, they were so hateful.

301
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:20,872
Homework's wack! And so are rules!
Tucking in your shirt's for fools!

302
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,457
No!

303
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,708
It was so shocking,

304
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,669
we were stricken down
with double heart attacks.

305
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,801
That's why we hate teenagers so much!

306
00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:34,177
Don't we, honey?

307
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,263
But they're my friends.

308
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,557
Isn't there anything
I can do to help them?

309
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,976
There is one thing.

310
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:43,812
Do you know any funny little dances?

311
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,648
Uh... Is there anything else I can do?

312
00:17:46,856 --> 00:17:48,984
No!

313
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:50,151
Okay, okay, okay!

314
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:56,700
Um... Well, I do know
the lamby-lamby dance.

315
00:17:56,908 --> 00:18:00,161
But I can't really do it
without a lamb costume.

316
00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:02,414
Oh!

317
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,916
Well. There it is.

318
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:11,047
Well, who wants
a lamby, lamby, lamby?

319
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,049
I do! I do!

320
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,136
So, go up and greet your
mammy, mammy, mammy

321
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,846
Hi there! Hi there!

322
00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:19,306
So, march, march, march
around the daisies

323
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,766
Yes, yes! More! More!

324
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:27,397
Don't, don't, don't
you forget about the baby

325
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,778
That was some fine girly dancing, boy.

326
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,280
Your friends are free.

327
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,451
Well, I don't think you have to worry
about us coming back, so...

328
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,586
Ugh!

329
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:53,214
I'm never going to eat
or do anything ever again.

330
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,799
Hey! There's still some left.

331
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:55,842
Evil!

332
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,887
What? What happened
after everything went crazy?

333
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,597
You are not going to believe it.

334
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,600
The ghosts appeared,
and Dipper had to...

335
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:07,020
Uh...

336
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,064
Dipper just grabbed a bat

337
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:11,107
and started beating ghosts down,
left and right.

338
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:15,362
And then the ghosts got all scared
and ran away like a couple of little girls.

339
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,572
- It was insane!
- No way!

340
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,741
Doctor Funtimes!

341
00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:26,790
Well, I'm probably scarred for life.

342
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,833
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.

343
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,045
Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall
for a while and rethink everything.

344
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:35,215
Hey, next time we hang out,
let's stay at the Mystery Shack, okay?

345
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:37,467
Next time? Yeah!

346
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,638
Yeah! Let's hang out
at the Shack! Yeah!

347
00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:44,265
Next time.

348
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:51,314
What kind of sick joke is this?

349
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,158
Ah! The wedding.
I've waited so long for this.

350
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,785
Oh! Look at her in that dress.

351
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,330
Count Lionel? What's he doing here?

352
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,290
I've come to reclaim my bride!

353
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,960
You had your chance
at the cotillion, you!

354
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:14,129
You had your chance
at the cotillion, you!

355
00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:15,797
That's what I'm saying!

356
00:20:21,052 --> 00:20:22,011
Ah...

357
00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:23,763
Couldn't find the remote.