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Table for two.
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And don't worry, he just went.
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So did the guy at booth three.
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Max, that cop has a drug-sniffing dog.
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So, it was nice knowing you.
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What's that, now?
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- You're moving out?
- Max, put that away!
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It smells like Willie Nelson's
bandana drawer in here.
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Max, have you seen the olicepay ogday?
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Uh, that pot was too strong.
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There's a chipmunk talking to me.
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Heavens, that's a drug-sniffing dog!
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Earl will spend the rest
of his life behind bars.
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So, like, two weeks?
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Earl, heads up. Narc dog at 1:00.
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Or it might be 6:00.
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But it's definitely 420.
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So, she can bring that dog in here,
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but I can't bring my
emotional support hooker.
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I can't watch a dog tear Earl to pieces.
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Hey there, fella. Sit.
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All right, now give me that paw.
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Now here's what I got
for you. There you go.
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I have a way with dogs.
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Well, my marijuana biscuits do.
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That's why I call them Hush Puppies.
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Hey, Han, if it's cool, me and the dog
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are gonna go see the
new Star Wars movie.
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Max, guess what Bobby and
I are doing tomorrow night?
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Where have I been dying to go?
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Besides a doctor's office
that's not in a Chipotle.
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Sorry, Dr. Pizza Hut has a waiting list.
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Hey, everybody!
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Oh, I'm worried that
Barbara's not smart.
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Yeah, she doesn't
even return my e-mails.
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I think she has Oleg's DNA.
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So do most of the chairs in here.
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That's why I bring my
chair from home every day.
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I mean, it's awkward on the subway,
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but I don't wanna sit
on those seats either.
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Sophie, don't blame me.
My family's very smart.
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We won Family Feud in Ukraine,
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and it takes intelligence
to kill another family.
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Who are we kidding?
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You're a gorgeous moron.
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But what are we gonna
do with a dumb baby?
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Maybe we should ask Han.
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He's a dumb baby.
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Hey, don't call Han a dumb baby.
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He managed to pull that stupid vest
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over his giant potato
head all by himself.
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Nope. I had to help him.
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Starting to think the
Splenda packet I came out for
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wasn't worth it.
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- Hey, gorgeous.
- Hello, yourself, beautiful.
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Bobby, great news... guess
what we're doing tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night? I can't.
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I have a hobby that I
haven't told you about
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because I don't think
it's something you'll like.
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Oh, so is your hobby getting
to the point of a story quickly?
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It's definitely not acknowledging
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my new Caesar salad recipe.
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Still waiting.
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Still nauseous.
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Well, I bet you Bobby's
into doing dead people.
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Yeah, he just has that look.
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Bobby, for the love
of God, just tell me.
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Whatever hobby you have,
it can't be worse than that.
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Fine, Caroline, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
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I like to bowl.
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And you're sure you don't wanna
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go with the dead people thing?
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But bowling's just a hobby, right?
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Something you only do...
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Every Tuesday night.
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I'm on a team. I have
a locker at the alley.
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And that tattoo I told you was the moon,
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it's a bowling ball.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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We don't talk about me a lot.
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I thought it would be more important
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to tell you about my nut
allergy when I had the floor.
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You have a nut allergy?
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Bowler? Nice!
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I was on a bowling team in juvie.
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We were called The Girls Who Escaped
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when the Guards Took
Us to the Bowling Alley.
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That'd be hard to put on a shirt.
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Oh, we didn't wear shirts.
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Caroline, I knew bowling
wouldn't be your thing.
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You don't pronounce any
of the Ns in Au Bon Pain.
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That's because it's Au Bon Pain.
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We can have separate things.
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Bobby, you know what? Part
of being in a relationship
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is being open to trying new things.
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And since I'm not ready
to try being on top yet,
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I'm gonna come watch you bowl tomorrow.
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Really? Okay, great.
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Hey, Max, you wanna come too?
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Got some cute guys on my bowling team.
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Well, just some guys
that aren't that fat.
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It's a bowling team.
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Beer-based recreation? Men with curves?
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Are we going to a
bowling alley or heaven?
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Max, I'm ready to go bowling.
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You look like you're ready for a greaser
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to feel you up at Make Out Point.
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I've waited long enough
to have a boyfriend.
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I can learn to like anything.
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I mean, it's not like it's bowling.
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Oh, my God, it's bowling!
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Well, I loved it.
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But I hung up my back
brace after I bowled a 300.
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I wanted to go out on
top, like Rob Schneider.
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And from what I hear,
apparently not you.
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Hi, girls.
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Yeah, Barbara's even
dumber than I thought.
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Yeah, she had a play date
with the baby next door.
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And he can read.
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Jimmy?
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He's 37.
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He's a little person.
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And a tax attorney.
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Well, I did think it was
odd that he lived alone.
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We're taking Barbara bowling.
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Between the flashing
lights and the fist fights,
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nothing's more stimulating
for a baby's brain
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than a bowling alley.
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How about a book?
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On bowling?
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So, this is a bowling alley.
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This actually isn't so bad.
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What was that?
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The sound of people going nowhere.
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Hey!
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If you're here for the sock
hop, it was 40 years ago.
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You look sexy.
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Thank you. I'm here to support you
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because this is what you love.
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And what you love, I love.
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That seriously has to stop.
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Hey, this is Frank. He's
the star of our team.
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Tell 'em about yourself, Frank.
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Well, I'm the star of our team.
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I also enjoy dinner.
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Yes! Cute and dumb.
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Where have you been all my life?
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Well, I was in high
school for ten years.
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All right, let's bowl.
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Whoo!
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We're going towards the sound?
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Wow. A curtain on the sex booth?
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Classy place. They had the same thing
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on the sex booth where we voted.
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You mean tried to vote.
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I mean, I barely started
pulling your lever
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before they kicked us out.
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Barbara, Barbara, what do you think?
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You feel smarter yet?
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You know what? This
baby's harder to read
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than Chelsea Handler's memoir.
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Oh, look, Oleg. She
likes the claw machine.
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This is the first thing
she's been interested in
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since she saw that lady fall
down the stairs in our building.
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That was hilarious.
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She was carrying a casserole bowl.
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You know, I am gonna
win her a stuffed animal
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and show her we may not be geniuses,
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but damn it, we can operate tiny cranes.
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Now what's this knobby thing do?
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So this is the rest of
our team. Bernie, Lynette,
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there's Frank again,
who's currently trying
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to drink a Sprite
through a wrapped straw.
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So cute how he doesn't know stuff.
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And these are the bowling
wives. No offense, Wayne.
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Oh, none taken. I'm a
pair of sensible earrings
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away from being my mother.
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So this is the practice for
the title game tomorrow night.
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We win that, we get to go to
the championships in Detroit.
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We win that, we get to leave Detroit.
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Oh, cool, I still have to pick
up my last check from Chrysler.
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He was my pimp.
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Uh, do the bowling wives
have to go to that...
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get to come to that?
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Sure, that'd be great.
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This could be our thing.
You could be my bowling wife.
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Before I say yes, is there any way
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the bar here serves white wine?
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Well, this is what couples
do for each other, right?
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I'm sure your spouses support you
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in whatever's important to you.
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Bernie missed my swearing in
as a Federal judge last week.
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But he bowled a 180, so it was worth it.
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Today's my birthday.
I'm one year cancer free.
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Lynette didn't even know I was sick.
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Let's go, Frank. Shake it for mama!
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Those ten years in high
school did nothing for him.
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I'm up. Good luck two-step.
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♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
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Let's go, Bobby! Do a good jobby!
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If Frank does a good jobby,
I might just give him one.
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B-O-B-B-Y, I could be his alibi.
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'Cause he's bowling. He's bowling.
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Hey, hey. You wanna cut that out?
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We want them to lose.
If they win tomorrow,
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the season goes on for two more months.
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Haven't we already been here two months?
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The foot spray plays
games with your mind.
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Max, can you come sniff me?
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I was hoping the sewer
smell from our shower
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would cover the stink
from the bowling alley,
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but I think they just joined forces.
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If you keep smelling like
sewers and bowling alleys,
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we're gonna have to have sex.
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Well, unfortunately for you,
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I won't be smelling like
a bowling alley anymore
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because I'm gonna
tell Bobby that bowling
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should be his thing.
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And waiting for him cutely
at home will be mine.
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Wow. Onto something interesting,
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Frank came over last night.
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You guys had sex?
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I didn't hear you ring your sex bell.
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Well, we tried to, but
he just seemed confused
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so I let him go to sleep.
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But I did put those hands to work.
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I didn't hear your hand stuff buzzer.
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I had him work on my laces.
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You didn't hear my laces kazoo?
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Hey, Max?
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I got all the knots out of your shoes.
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If I can teach him how to have
sex and how to climb onto a bed,
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I'm locking this down.
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Hey, thought I'd surprise
you, bring you some coffee.
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- Oh.
- Bobby, what are you doing here?
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This isn't the bowling alley.
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Well, I'm glad I found him.
His mom was looking for him.
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Come on, Frank, let's go. We
gotta get ready for the game.
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Bye. I'll see you later at the alley.
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No... okay.
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So, can I call you?
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Ow!
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Please tell me that
wasn't his bowling hand.
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Caroline, what did you do to Frank?
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He's our best player.
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It was totally an accident.
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I support your hobby.
I was looking forward
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to coming tonight and
not waiting here, cutely.
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I'm fine.
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Is my pinky supposed
to be my longest finger?
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, like I told the
producers of Deadliest Catch,
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00:11:41,865 --> 00:11:45,468
looks like Captain Max is
coming out of retirement.
255
00:11:45,469 --> 00:11:48,871
Good thing I still
have my bowling glove.
256
00:11:48,872 --> 00:11:51,607
Max, that's an oven mitt.
257
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:53,641
That's how good I am.
258
00:11:58,914 --> 00:12:01,250
No pressure, but if you blow this,
259
00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:03,152
I may never get married.
260
00:12:03,153 --> 00:12:07,188
Oh, please, I once had to
bowl to get out of North Korea.
261
00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:10,226
Max Black, Max Black!
262
00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:12,728
She bowled to get her freedom back.
263
00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:16,298
That is a very specific cheer.
264
00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:25,107
Shabooya!
265
00:12:25,108 --> 00:12:26,909
You like that, suckers?
266
00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:31,347
Bowling is not just for guys
with their third DUI anymore.
267
00:12:31,348 --> 00:12:33,315
Max, that was amazing.
268
00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:36,419
The strike, I mean... what you're
doing now is very off-putting.
269
00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:38,754
Well, it makes more sense
if you imagine she's riding
270
00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:41,356
a very small unicorn named Tito.
271
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,160
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
272
00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:50,199
Look at this poor sucker.
273
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,969
I wasted $400 in quarters
yesterday on this thing.
274
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:56,037
Good luck, kid.
275
00:12:58,207 --> 00:13:00,776
Oh. He won.
276
00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:04,113
Well, between Earl's claw-like hand
277
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:07,950
and the fact that Han was
born in one of these machines,
278
00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:11,020
we've got a dream team here.
279
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:14,824
Now this is our Ocean's 1 1/2.
280
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:18,060
Now, you promised, if I win
Barbara the stuffed animal,
281
00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:20,830
you'll come to my
live action Clue party.
282
00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,832
I'll be playing Professor Plum.
283
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:27,536
Re-imagined as an English
dandy with a nose for trouble.
284
00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:31,373
Great, and I'll play the
butler who doesn't show up.
285
00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:32,975
I mean, we're not going, right?
286
00:13:32,976 --> 00:13:35,010
No!
287
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:37,012
You know I can hear you?
288
00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:39,047
Well, then you know we're not going.
289
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,651
Max, Max, she's got spunk!
290
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:45,554
And she's only slightly drunk.
291
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:48,590
I haven't been slightly
drunk in five beers.
292
00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,599
I think we got this.
293
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,367
Thanks for horribly maiming Frank.
294
00:13:58,368 --> 00:14:00,669
Two more pins and
we're going to Detroit.
295
00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:04,673
Waiting for my ball to drop.
296
00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:06,442
Story of my life.
297
00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,778
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
298
00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:10,846
No, I don't.
299
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,448
Lemme get the ball for you, Max.
300
00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:14,683
Look, like I said to you
at that all-you-can-eat
301
00:14:14,684 --> 00:14:17,853
Indian buffet, unless you wanna
get bit, get out of the way.
302
00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:20,890
And like I said to you
at the Indian buffet,
303
00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,858
I just want to be part of this.
304
00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:27,196
Damn it, my fingies!
305
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,964
Max, I'm sorry!
306
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:31,734
Caroline, what did you do?
307
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:33,176
You're doing more damage to the team
308
00:14:33,177 --> 00:14:34,800
than when we tried
to get separate checks
309
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,438
at Macaroni Grill.
310
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:39,809
Hey, if I don't drink, I don't pay.
311
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:43,779
Eh, this was my pickle-snatching hand.
312
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,714
Like I said at the Indian buffet,
313
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:48,551
I think we might need an ambulance.
314
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:03,997
Wow, that was the
craziest woman's room ever.
315
00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:08,735
It was filled with urinals and men.
316
00:15:08,736 --> 00:15:11,671
Wait a minute.
317
00:15:11,672 --> 00:15:13,773
Hey, did you get the stuffed
animal for Barbara yet?
318
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:16,743
No, but something more
impressive happened.
319
00:15:16,744 --> 00:15:19,511
And we're still not sure how.
320
00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:33,593
Like I said when I was watching the OA,
321
00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:37,497
what the hell am I looking at?
322
00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:41,167
On the bright side, maybe she's
not as dumb as you thought.
323
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:46,472
That claw machine is harder to
get into than my neighbor Irene.
324
00:15:46,473 --> 00:15:48,307
We looked away for two seconds.
325
00:15:48,308 --> 00:15:50,576
Some 12-year-olds
were making fun of Han,
326
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:52,211
so we piled on.
327
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,948
We gotta get her out of there.
328
00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:59,085
All right. I'll keep her entertained
329
00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:01,920
and you guys sneak up
behind her with the claw.
330
00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:06,526
Max, so you don't think
it's broken, do you?
331
00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,261
I know you've always wanted a hook,
332
00:16:08,262 --> 00:16:10,863
but I don't wanna be the cause of it.
333
00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:13,032
Is there any way you can use your left?
334
00:16:13,033 --> 00:16:16,569
Out of the question.
This one's just for show.
335
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:19,539
In an emergency, someone
else can bowl for Max,
336
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,807
but since we're mid-game,
337
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:23,643
it must be someone of the same gender.
338
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:26,147
I was gonna see how this worked
out before I dropped it on you.
339
00:16:26,148 --> 00:16:27,647
I'm also league commissioner.
340
00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:32,185
I'm sure one of you knows how to bowl.
341
00:16:32,186 --> 00:16:35,120
Not to stereotype, but look at you.
342
00:16:37,557 --> 00:16:39,959
Bowling wives! Bowling wives!
343
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,162
It's time to help our bowling guys.
344
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:45,631
Think we should help her, hon?
345
00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:47,934
That's right, we're having an affair.
346
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:49,402
And no.
347
00:16:52,438 --> 00:16:53,840
Yeah, they won't do it.
348
00:16:53,841 --> 00:16:55,675
Is it too late to put Earl in a wig?
349
00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:58,244
Oh, that takes hours.
350
00:16:58,245 --> 00:17:01,781
And I don't have the glue on me.
351
00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:03,783
We're gonna have to forfeit.
352
00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:05,785
I guess I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
353
00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:07,253
is going to Detroit.
354
00:17:07,254 --> 00:17:09,155
And I can't believe it.
355
00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:12,758
No. I can do the bowling.
356
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:16,395
I have to because I think I'm
years away from being on top.
357
00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:18,731
I have vertigo.
358
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:20,566
You are amazing.
359
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,235
All you need is two pins.
360
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,736
And even if you don't get them,
361
00:17:23,737 --> 00:17:25,238
I'll still love you.
362
00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:27,172
But please get two pins.
363
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:31,177
Caroline, Caroline, she's on her own.
364
00:17:31,178 --> 00:17:35,047
If she doesn't get
this, she'll die alone.
365
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:38,551
Max, you know how
much I hate that cheer.
366
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:43,122
May I please have a practice
swoop on the court next door?
367
00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:45,758
Everyone else got practice swoops.
368
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:47,750
Does she think rolling
the ball down the lane
369
00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,028
is called "swooping"?
370
00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:51,863
I don't know. She
calls sheets "bedding."
371
00:18:02,108 --> 00:18:06,112
Uh, gutter ball. Someone's dying alone.
372
00:18:06,113 --> 00:18:07,847
Oh, that was my bad.
373
00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:11,484
I should have told you.
Aim away from the gutters.
374
00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:13,986
The gutters are the things on the sides.
375
00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:17,423
Just... just focus on the center,
376
00:18:17,424 --> 00:18:20,660
whip it back, and...
377
00:18:20,661 --> 00:18:22,995
Or do that.
378
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,447
Oh, my God!
379
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,982
The ten bases fell down!
380
00:19:15,983 --> 00:19:17,817
I swooped them all!
381
00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:19,885
That was incredible.
382
00:19:19,886 --> 00:19:21,854
I hate to say it, but
I had this crazy thought
383
00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:23,856
that you were trying
to sabotage the team
384
00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:24,991
because you hate bowling.
385
00:19:24,992 --> 00:19:27,526
I thought so, too!
386
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,427
There's someone down there.
387
00:19:32,498 --> 00:19:33,733
Max?
388
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:34,999
You cheated!
389
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:39,938
You can't pin this on me.
390
00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:44,910
How did Barbara get in the claw machine?
391
00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:47,380
Well, we've ruled out magic.
392
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:50,549
Currently, our top theory
is invisible gnomes.
393
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:53,686
Yeah, she may not be a genius,
394
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:55,888
but she goes after what she wants.
395
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:59,492
Like Oleg at Swingers Yoga.
396
00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:03,863
What you really had to see
was Sophie going in after her.
397
00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:06,032
She was face down, Spanx up.
398
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:08,167
Man, it was wild.
399
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:10,303
All right, we better get
going before they realize
400
00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:13,272
we broke their claw
machine and their sex booth
401
00:20:13,273 --> 00:20:15,640
and two of the condom machines.
402
00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:20,680
There's always next season.
403
00:20:20,681 --> 00:20:23,115
We'll get back at it. I
can work on some cheers.
404
00:20:23,116 --> 00:20:26,385
You are never coming here again.
405
00:20:26,386 --> 00:20:28,820
Thank you!
406
00:20:35,928 --> 00:20:37,829
Get a lane!
407
00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:41,334
Take it easy, Larry.
408
00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:43,569
Those are my handcuffs.
409
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,204
One day, I'll be able to
410
00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:48,706
come to a bowling alley
without leaving like this.
411
00:20:53,012 --> 00:21:00,612
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