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Max! Over here at
our white trash window.
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I need help with shower.
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All right, Chestnut we're
heading for work, soon.
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You know the rules...
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No R-rated movies, no sugary snacks and I
want you standing up and asleep by 11.
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What's the problem?
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I can't turn it on.
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Well, drop your towel and
tell it has a big nozzle.
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Did you even do a rat check?
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Yes... Theodore is gone. Even
he got a better apartment.
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Max, remind me... what separates
us from homeless people?
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We're not as tanned?
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Yeah, and we have a sometimes functioning
shower and that sweet shower curtain.
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Hmm, which was gifted to us
by a homeless person
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who no longer needed his cape.
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That should do it.
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(PIPES GROANING)
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(GROANING STOPS)
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Hey, why'd the sound stop?
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That's weird.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ah!
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- All right. All right.
- Ugh.
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- Ugh.
- (GROANS)
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(GASPS)
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Well, I got it turned on.
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(HORSE SNORTS)
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What's that, buddy?
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It doesn't get any sadder?
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PETER BJORN & JOHN:
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
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♪ Oohoh o ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: November 20, 2015
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Well, well, well, Caroline,
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I didn't know it was "bring
your boyfriend to work" day.
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Even our shower head is broke, Earl.
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We got blasted with rusty water
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and something thick.
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Ugh, oh.
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I feel so dirty.
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Stop. We showered at Sophie and Oleg's.
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That's why I feel dirty.
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There was a rubber ducky
in there who looked like
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he'd seen some really messed up stuff.
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Look, we will do what we always do
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when we need a new appliance
or a fishnet body stocking.
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- We'll ask Oleg.
- (BELL RINGS)
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Did somebody say fishnet body stocking?
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Hey, everybody!
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I'm going green,
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and I don't just mean my eye shadow.
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Yup, I'm getting my body
ready for pregnancy
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with healthy eating
and less smoked meats.
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I think going green is more
about the environment Sophie.
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Oh, yeah?
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And how many babies
have you had, Caroline?
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Sophie, I wish I were that fetus.
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I'm jealous of anything that
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gets to be inside you for nine months.
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You know, Oleg, since Sophie's
doing a food cleanse,
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maybe you could do a cleanse
for your potty mouth.
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I like that idea.
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Since I'm changing for a
baby, you should too.
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From now on, everything you
say should be G-rated.
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Yeah, but the G doesn't stand for 'Gina.
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So I'm supposed to serve bone-in
rib eye and pulled pork
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and not make any comparison to my junk?
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Well, I'll be over here
eating healthy in my booth.
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Max, what are we gonna do
without a working shower?
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Where will I cry?
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And where will I hide from you?
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Girls, if you need a shower,
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there are wonderful
facilities at my new gym.
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Well, they obviously have child care.
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They even give me a 6:15
wake-up call every morning,
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so I can make it to my
ideal body workout.
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I'll give you a wake-up call right now.
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Sleep in.
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With that body, nothing's gonna work out.
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Well, I have two "friends
and family" one-day passes
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that I've been saving for my parents' trip
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but last month they littered in Korea,
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so they're in jail.
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Hey, I found something green on here.
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Two pistachio ice creams, please.
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Sophie, I'm not sure I...
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Just bring me something green, bitch.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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(EXHALING SHARPLY)
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Max, are you in here?
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Ah, only lady here
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has been in the shower a long time.
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This isn't yours, is it?
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Nope, and I'm guessing
it's not yours either.
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It is now.
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Girl,
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why didn't you tell me a
shower could be this good?
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I didn't think you'd believe me,
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like when I told you they
make hangers just for pants.
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Have you been in there this whole time?
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I got out to pee a couple times.
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Then I didn't get out
to pee a couple times.
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While you were meeting
water for the first time,
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I took three classes.
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Body Rocket with Papo,
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Flex Flow with Nat, and
Ab Attack with Abby,
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and I just signed up for Celtic
Hip-Hop with Devandre O'Brien.
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Yo, can you fit these
bad boys in your purse?
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And, uh, don't forget my new hat.
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I'll make room for them
next to the hand towels.
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(COMBINATION PAD BEEPING)
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Ah, good for you, mami.
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So I said to my nanny,
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"Just take her to the emergency room.
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"I cannot miss my workout with Brian
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because Harlow ate a jar of Play-Doh."
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(SCOFFS)
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FYI, bottomless shaving
cream in the shower.
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Gave myself a Santa beard.
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Hi, I wasn't listening in... all this tile,
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your voices really carry.
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Who's Brian, and what's
this amazing class
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you're talking about?
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YBBBB with Brian. Yoga Booty
Ballet Boxing and Beyond.
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And it's beyond.
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What studio is it in?
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I'll go. Max?
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There's no Max here!
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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One Ab Blast Immune Boost with banana.
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Anyone else?
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Can a brother get some bee pollen?
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Thank you, Brian.
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Are you sure you haven't taken
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Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing
and Beyond before?
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'Cause it's like your booty
just instinctively knew
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how to go beyond.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, hello, Caroline, and you're Brian.
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I've seen your trainer
photo on the wall.
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I guess it wasn't
retouched as I assumed.
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Brian, wait up.
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Did you forget we're doing
30 days of sweaty selfies?
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Can I buy you a juice?
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And make out with you?
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Joke, I'm kinda married.
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Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Caroline, how about I
create a juice for you
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that will optimize your workout?
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Has he ever bought us a juice?
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No, and we bought him a car.
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Schiller, dude, give me a life boost.
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Schiller, I'll have the
life boost as well.
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Schiller.
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Am I saying that right? Schiller.
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Will you be in class tomorrow?
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I'd love to see your flying lotus.
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(CHUCKLES) My lotus only has
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a one-day pass, and it doesn't fly,
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it takes the bus.
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Not anymore.
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I got us jobs at the juice bar.
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We can take all the classes
and showers we want.
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I told them I had juicing experience...
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not a lie if you count the
week I dated Lance Armstrong.
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Earl, this one shower,
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the water comes at you from every angle,
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and not because sewage is backing up.
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You do seem happier, Max.
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You're even kinda smiling.
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How high are you right now?
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No, I am totally clean.
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Literally.
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Showered Max is a pleasure to be around.
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Also, she's much less itchy.
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Hello, I'm a member
of Physique Total Body.
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Swipe, swipe, swipe.
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I love belonging to a place
where not everyone's allowed.
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Hey, everybody!
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No, it's not fitness nut Jane Fonda.
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It's Sophie Kuchenski!
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Yep, and everything about
me is healthy and green.
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Hey, Sophie, since you're being green,
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we brought you a Green
Genie from our gym.
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Oh, you did?
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Ah.
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We don't really know what's in it.
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We're not good at our jobs there either.
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Aw, look at that. I'm
really proud of her, girls.
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Suck it down, baby,
but not in a sexual way.
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This is delicious.
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I love it, yeah.
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Ah. Oh.
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I love this drink so much,
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I'm gonna take it to the bathroom,
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and I'm gonna love it in there.
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(GASPS)
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Don't touch anything.
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Hey, look. It's the Oldsen twins.
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Did you tell them we worked here?
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My diner uniform fell out of my gym bag,
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and they didn't believe I was a
stewardess on Air Yugoslavia.
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Hey, gym buddies.
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We don't eat.
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Well, you've come to the right place.
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And thanks again for turning
me on to Brian's class.
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I'm glad you like it, but... Jodie?
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Yeah, you can't take it anymore.
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So... yeah.
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Why not?
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Brian likes you,
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which we totally don't understand,
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but... Jodes?
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Yeah.
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We don't want to share him.
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He's all we have.
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So...
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yeah.
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You two are married with children.
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Exactly. Brian is all we have.
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We can make it really uncomfortable
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for you at the gym,
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and people are already talking
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about your discount yoga pants.
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So... yeah. (SCOFFS)
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Oh, you're not the only person
in here who can be threatening.
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Let me go get my threatening friend.
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Max. Max, go over there and
give them the dagger eyes.
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You know, the ones that
gave Han the twitch.
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This one?
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Uh, what is that?
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No.
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That's like a smile.
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You don't smile. Cut it out.
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Hey, ladies, look.
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We don't know what that means.
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So... yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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What? I'm trying,
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but I guess showered Max
doesn't have it in her.
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Oh... you know I'll say this girls
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but don't quote me.
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It ain't easy being green.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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- (JUICER BUZZING)
- Now where's ginger?
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Where's ginger?
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I don't know, on that island
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with Gilligan and the others?
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And where's her Slim Down Smoothie?
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In the blender.
Can you finish it?
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This wheatgrass smell makes me sick.
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Well, man up. I'm balls deep in
three gut busters over here.
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Oh, God.
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It smells like the Jolly
Green Giant's jock strap.
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Oh, my God, it's like... (GAGS)
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(GAGS)
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Stop. You gagging makes me gag.
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Okay, almost done.
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- (GAGS)
- (GAGS)
262
00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:05,042
- (GAGS)
- (GAGS)
263
00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:07,778
(BOTH GAGS)
264
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,347
Slim Down Smoothie!
265
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,385
Kinda got away from me.
266
00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,921
I won't charge you for the extra.
267
00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:19,156
Um, I wanted banana in this.
268
00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:21,358
Max, banana.
269
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:26,664
You wanted a banana. Banana.
270
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:28,899
Ugh. Where is Schiller to relieve me?
271
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:30,901
It's time for my YBBB class.
272
00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,136
He probably got his hair caught
273
00:13:32,138 --> 00:13:34,238
in the ab crunch machine again.
274
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,098
That damn crunch machine.
275
00:13:37,576 --> 00:13:38,842
Okay, he's here. I'm out.
276
00:13:38,844 --> 00:13:41,345
(STAMMERS)
After class, you relieve me.
277
00:13:41,347 --> 00:13:42,513
No dillydallying.
278
00:13:42,515 --> 00:13:44,348
I got a hazard cone holding the shower
279
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,984
with the railing and the bench in it.
280
00:13:48,486 --> 00:13:50,354
Ooh, nice earrings, Raquel.
281
00:13:50,356 --> 00:13:53,590
Oh, Pavé diamonds. (CHUCKLES)
282
00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:55,225
Found them in a locker.
283
00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:57,928
She doesn't need 'em.
284
00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,930
Oh, you want this?
285
00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:01,732
It's a fitness band.
286
00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,133
Found it on the floor...
287
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,802
of a locker.
288
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:12,027
- Thanks.
- Mm.
289
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:15,297
Huh. They were not.
290
00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:17,867
Hey, mami, I just heard
those two rich moms
291
00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:19,335
trash-talking your friend.
292
00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:21,804
Tell her to stay clear of Brian's class.
293
00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:24,206
Their husbands are silent
partners in the gym,
294
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,542
and also, in their marriages.
295
00:14:26,544 --> 00:14:30,379
Wait, are you telling me
I could lose my shower?
296
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:31,714
And your juice bar jobs.
297
00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,048
Oh, right, that whole thing too.
298
00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,850
I gotta stop her.
299
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,585
Feel that nice long stretch.
300
00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:37,953
(ZEN MUSIC PLAYING)
301
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,421
Can I help you?
302
00:14:39,423 --> 00:14:43,859
Uh... someone reported a
dangerous, wet mess in here.
303
00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:46,028
I don't see a wet mess.
304
00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:50,666
Then you're not looking right here.
305
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:53,835
Go away. You're interrupting my flow.
306
00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:56,405
Good, now try and hold it.
That's right, Caroline.
307
00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,607
Okay, you feel that?
308
00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:00,976
Let's get a nice big stretch.
309
00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:03,311
That's big enough.
310
00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:07,516
Miss, we're in the middle of a class.
311
00:15:07,518 --> 00:15:10,118
And now let's all go into child's pose.
312
00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:17,519
- Hey.
- Max.
313
00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,054
Those moms are looking at you
314
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:23,491
like you put dressing on
their salad and mixed it in.
315
00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:27,462
Very good. Your hips are remarkably open.
316
00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:30,031
Thank you, Brian.
317
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,100
I can't lose that shower.
318
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,202
I finally found something
to make me feel good
319
00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,937
that doesn't end in "arijuana."
320
00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:38,606
Miss, you're stopping our flow.
321
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:42,010
That's exactly what I said, Brian..
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00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:44,445
YBBBB is a moving meditation,
323
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,314
so move it on out of here.
324
00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:50,451
Why you gotta BBBB so rude?
325
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:52,687
Namaste.
326
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:57,358
And, you, Namaste away from him.
327
00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:09,411
I'm back. See? Nothing happened.
328
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,246
Those two moms didn't do anything.
329
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,182
I mean, how dangerous can they be?
330
00:16:13,184 --> 00:16:16,485
They're almost 40
331
00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:20,856
40? That's almost 50.
332
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,058
Great class.
333
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,527
I felt quite the burn.
334
00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:28,930
How about I buy you ladies
each a Sex on the Peach?
335
00:16:28,932 --> 00:16:30,966
Great, just not from her.
336
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,267
(WHISPERS INAUDIBLY)
337
00:16:32,269 --> 00:16:35,036
(ALL LAUGHS)
338
00:16:35,038 --> 00:16:36,772
Han, what's so funny?
339
00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:41,209
Caroline... rumor has it you
let one fly in yoga class.
340
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,879
(ALL LAUGHS)
341
00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:45,847
Max, what's Han saying?
342
00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:50,852
You tooted. Floated an air biscuit.
343
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,320
Pass-ah the gas-ah.
344
00:16:52,322 --> 00:16:54,055
(ALL LAUGHS)
345
00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,724
Still need me to clarify?
346
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:58,059
Okay, hi, um, to be clear,
347
00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:00,128
I didn't do what they said. I wouldn't.
348
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,830
If I had, I would have
already thrown myself
349
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:04,432
down a StairMaster.
350
00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:06,067
You mess with the bull,
351
00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:09,671
you get the fart rumor.
352
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:13,908
Oh, my God, those 60-year-old women
353
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,444
started a fart rumor about me.
354
00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,413
At least they didn't get us fired.
355
00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:22,417
Ah, phew. Ha, no pun intended.
356
00:17:22,419 --> 00:17:24,018
Hey, Brian, great class.
357
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,620
Wanna design a juice for me?
358
00:17:25,622 --> 00:17:27,055
Kinda busy right now.
359
00:17:27,057 --> 00:17:28,523
I got a recently divorced dad looking to
360
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,558
get back out there in a big way.
361
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,593
Plus, you farted.
362
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:37,198
I can't believe this is happening.
363
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,767
I'm being shunned in public
for something I didn't do.
364
00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:42,703
It's my father's Ponzi
scheme all over again.
365
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:46,974
From now on, I'm Caroline,
the gas-ah pass-ah.
366
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:51,212
Look, I know you're in a fart spiral,
367
00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:53,347
but their husbands own this place,
368
00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:56,250
so don't do anything to ruin
this sweet situation for us.
369
00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:59,020
Sorry, Max, but I never told off
those Upper East Side ladies
370
00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,921
for how they treated me five years ago,
371
00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:03,758
so I'm gonna have to let these
two rich bitches have it.
372
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,510
Oh, no.
373
00:18:04,511 --> 00:18:06,961
Just because you're in
sad, loveless marriage...
374
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:10,197
(MACHINE BUZZING
OVER CAROLIN'ES VOICE)
375
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:31,985
(MACHINE WINDING DOWN)
376
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,924
We couldn't even hear you,
377
00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:39,793
so... yeah.
378
00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:41,462
I'll be happy to repeat every word.
379
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,030
Oh, man.
380
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:45,032
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
381
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,734
(MACHINE GRINDING)
382
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,004
My fitness band slid off!
383
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,540
I broke the Mega Juicer 5000.
384
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,909
You know why they call
it a Mega Juicer 5000?
385
00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:57,878
'Cause it costs 5000.
386
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:02,349
We know. We bought one for Brian.
387
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:05,052
I think you just got fired, mami.
388
00:19:05,054 --> 00:19:07,788
Oh, here's a good-bye gift.
389
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,223
Another fitness band.
390
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:12,893
Raquel, will you tell
the shower with the bench
391
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:14,594
that I love him?
392
00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:17,531
(ROCK MUSIC)
393
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,567
(BANGING ON PIPE)
394
00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:21,901
(RATCHETING)
395
00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:24,304
Oleg, how's it going in there?
396
00:19:24,306 --> 00:19:26,039
I'm ready to screw it in.
397
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,476
Said with zero sexual innuendo.
398
00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:31,478
Here. How lucky are we that Raquel found
399
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,080
this shower head in the locker?
400
00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:38,351
I burned 515 calories walking home.
401
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,620
Oh, that's the time.
402
00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:42,489
Still, nothing to sneeze at.
403
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,123
Who needs a fancy gym?
404
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,526
Oleg's here right now to
take care of our hole.
405
00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:49,529
Okay, now you're doing it on purpose.
406
00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:52,532
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
407
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:56,636
Anybody wanna go grab a
lettuce wedge at Wedgies?
408
00:19:58,005 --> 00:20:00,940
There she is, my vegan vixen.
409
00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,542
Just look at that healthy glow.
410
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:04,243
- Mmm.
- (GIGGLING)
411
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,611
Mmm.
412
00:20:08,182 --> 00:20:09,715
Sugar.
413
00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:13,319
That's not a glow. It's a glaze.
414
00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:14,954
I had a doughnut.
415
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,023
Yeah, it fell on my face.
416
00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:20,593
I had to eat it, or I
would suffocate to death.
417
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,395
I've been on my best behavior,
418
00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:24,196
and you're not holding up your end,
419
00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:26,465
which, for some godforsaken reason,
420
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:29,835
I'm not even allowed to comment on!
421
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,606
Oh, maybe we could have a cheat day,
422
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,342
and that day could be...
423
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:39,612
today?
424
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:43,749
Pound cake? Know what I'd like to pound?
425
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:47,286
Oh, I sure do.
426
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,553
Mmm.
427
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,550
What are we waiting for?
428
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,581
- (GAGS)
- (GAGS)
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Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: November 20, 2015