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Okay, max, I figured out
our new schedule.
2
00:00:04,314 --> 00:00:05,814
And I figured out
the cheap toothpaste
3
00:00:05,816 --> 00:00:08,984
We've been using
is really diaper cream.
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On the plus side,
that rash cleared up on my gums.
5
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We'll do our diner shift
from 6:00 till 2:00,
6
00:00:14,158 --> 00:00:16,024
Then sell cupcakes here
from 2:00 to 4:00,
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00:00:16,026 --> 00:00:18,160
Make the cupcakes in the morning
from 7:00 to 11:00,
8
00:00:18,162 --> 00:00:19,728
And then pastry school
from 12:00 to 4:00.
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00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:22,330
Forget anything?
Just poopin' and sleepin'.
10
00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:25,000
Now, I have to go
rewrite the schedule.
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Let's go, max, you have a huge,
huge day tomorrow.
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First day
of pastry school.
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Stop saying it's huge.
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Whenever I think
something's gonna be huge,
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It just turns out
to be all balls.
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(peter bjorn and john)
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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[cash register bell dings]
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♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ♪
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I splurged
and had my blouse cleaned.
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Dry cleaning bags remind me
of when I had money.
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Really?
They remind me
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Of when my mother tried
to suffocate me.
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Allegedly.
Let's go.
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Wait, wait.
Max, you can't go yet.
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I need you to stay
and help with something.
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Han, I told you--
it's bend and wipe,
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Then up come
your big boy pants.
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Yeah, han's right.
You can't go.
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Stay here
a few more minutes.
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Why?
Oh.
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Are we having an intervention
for max?
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Hey, everybody.
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Oh, I hope I'm not late
for max's
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First day of school
surprise party.
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Sophie, we hadn't
surprised her yet.
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Oh, but she's
right there.
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You just
blew it, han.
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Aw, a surprise party.
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Isn't this sweet, max?
I don't trust it.
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Last time oleg yelled
"surprise" at me,
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His penis was
on a hot dog bun.
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One meat lover's pizza.
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And one meat lover.
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Max, come on.
Get it while it's hot.
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You're opening that box.
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Hm, who's got
a ten
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To tip the cute
pizza delivery guy?
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Sophie, this is luis,
the day waiter.
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Oh, you're sophie,
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00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,132
Oleg's ex.
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00:02:04,134 --> 00:02:06,535
Sister, I know
all about you.
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00:02:06,537 --> 00:02:08,170
Oh, do you?
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Do you know
all about me?
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I'm his good friend.
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You know, I'm having trouble
hearing your accent.
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Did you say "good friend"
or "girlfriend?"
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Please, mami.
I wish.
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I like the entertainment.
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It's better than
the magician
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At my friend stephanie's
16th birthday
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That made
her virginity disappear.
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Max, we're all so proud
of you.
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Tomorrow is the first day
of the rest of your life.
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Aw, crap.
I gotta do this again?
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All right, but this time,
I'm not seeing
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Trouble with the curve.
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You are about to do something
very big.
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Yes, she is.
Such a big step.
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Big step
for both of us,
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'cause I'll be using
my business acumen
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Working in the office
to help pay the tuition.
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Shh.
I'm talking about max.
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So we all chipped in
to get you something
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For your first day
of school.
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It's my first
day too.
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Caroline, please,
I can't hear han
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Talking about max, okay?
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00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:04,326
Here you go, darling,
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00:03:04,328 --> 00:03:07,596
A book bag
for school.
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00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:09,264
So what, then?
Is my surprise party
81
00:03:09,266 --> 00:03:10,699
After this one?
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What is happening?
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00:03:12,703 --> 00:03:15,337
People doing nice things
for me and smiling?
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00:03:15,339 --> 00:03:19,207
Am I transferring
foster homes again?
85
00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:21,042
And there's
more stuff inside.
86
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That was supposed to be
a surprise too.
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Oh.
Surprise!
88
00:03:27,918 --> 00:03:29,551
Max, open it.
Look inside.
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Yeah, max, see what's inside
for your big day.
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00:03:32,289 --> 00:03:35,457
Big day for max.
Big day for me as well.
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00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,259
A metrocard?
No way.
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00:03:37,261 --> 00:03:39,461
From me.
Unlimited rides.
93
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Oh.
Unlimited rides?
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00:03:41,698 --> 00:03:45,500
Is that what
your tramp stamp says?
95
00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:52,974
I was gonna get mad,
but that was a damn good one.
96
00:03:52,976 --> 00:03:56,211
What's this?
Han's house?
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A simple "thank you"
would suffice.
98
00:04:01,418 --> 00:04:03,752
Thank you for
your house, han.
99
00:04:03,754 --> 00:04:06,788
It's a pencil case,
and I love it.
100
00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:08,423
And I was sitting here,
thinking how you were
101
00:04:08,425 --> 00:04:10,058
All ignoring my part
of the big day.
102
00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,893
And then, you give me
this pencil case
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To use in the office
and prove me wrong.
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That's for max.
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What the hell
is wrong with you people?
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Max doesn't even
need pencils.
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She'll be baking.
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(earl)
well, she'll be baked.
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Take a look.
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(max)
[gasps]
joints.
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Earl, that's so sweet.
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These should last me
till recess.
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Wait, where's the chef's coat
sophie had monogrammed?
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Han, that was supposed to be
a surprise.
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Oh, I know.
Karma's a bitch.
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Oh, well.
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Look.
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(max)
[gasps]
my name's on this.
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[laughs]
the only thing my name's
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Ever been on before
is a urine sample.
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Thank you, everyone.
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So there is nothing
in that bag for me?
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Nothing?
Wow.
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00:05:02,379 --> 00:05:06,348
I'd even take oleg's penis
in a hot dog bun right now.
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00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:13,388
I'll be right back.
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Getting on.
Please move.
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Getting on.
Please move.
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00:05:17,327 --> 00:05:18,827
Getting on!
Please move!
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On!
Move!
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On! On!
Move! Move!
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I love the subway.
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It's the perfect place
to get out aggression.
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I just punched someone
in the kidney.
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It was me.
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I know.
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00:05:32,309 --> 00:05:34,542
Oh, oh, bad smell,
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Like someone hooked up
with a falafel.
138
00:05:37,414 --> 00:05:39,314
It was me.
I know.
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Max.
Sorry.
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Subways, planes, and mosh pits,
I let it ride.
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[sighs]
I love the smell
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Of this fresh,
dry-cleaned blouse.
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[sighs]
I am so excited
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To be out
of that waitress uniform,
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And back in my chic
business clothes,
146
00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,762
And, you know,
going to my office,
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Where I'll probably
save the day
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Using some of
my wharton magic.
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You know, I think I like
you better without hope.
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Max, you know this school
is expensive, right?
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00:06:03,106 --> 00:06:05,340
You're going in
with a good attitude, right?
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00:06:05,342 --> 00:06:08,176
No, that's what earl's pencils
are for.
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Don't worry,
I'll do my best.
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I mean, look,
I have a book bag.
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The only thing my mother
ever sent me to school with
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Was a note that said
"check me for lice."
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It was so sweet of everyone
to give you that,
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Even though I didn't sleep
all night about it.
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00:06:21,725 --> 00:06:23,258
And it looks
kind of expensive.
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Check for
a designer label.
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Why? It's the thought
that counts.
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Since when?
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Let me see it.
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Second avenue station.
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This is second avenue.
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(caroline)
[gasps]
no, no, no, max!
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No, he got the book bag.
Good, max, good.
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Don't let go.
[sigh
s ]
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What if the train
starts to leave
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And my arms
pop off?
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How will I go
to pastry school?
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I'll be one of those people
decorating cookies
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With a bag
in their mouth.
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You are the devil.
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The devil.
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You have nothing.
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Pull, max, pull!
Pull it from the devil!
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Can't.
The devil works out.
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(caroline)
ooh!
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[both gasp]
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My bag.
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00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,297
My blouse.
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00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:05,533
My weed.
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00:07:10,105 --> 00:07:11,973
Oh, great, look.
Class has started.
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My new life
already blows.
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00:07:14,911 --> 00:07:16,511
Oh, look.
There's chef gorgeous.
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I don't want him
to see me like this.
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00:07:17,781 --> 00:07:19,247
I'm gonna go to the restroom
and see
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00:07:19,249 --> 00:07:21,182
If cold water can get out
any of the stain.
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00:07:21,184 --> 00:07:24,486
Go, max.
But I don't have
my chef coat or book bag.
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I know I only had them
for a couple of hours,
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But it was the best part
of me.
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You'll do great.
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First, do me a favor.
Check me for lice.
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This course is designed
to introduce you
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To the skills
and techniques required
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00:07:37,801 --> 00:07:39,534
In the production
of yeast bread,
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00:07:39,536 --> 00:07:42,504
Short pastry doughs,
custards, pate a choux,
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00:07:42,506 --> 00:07:43,671
And cake batters.
200
00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:45,340
Chef max,
you are late.
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00:07:45,342 --> 00:07:49,310
Wait, are sure class
doesn't start at 10:17?
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Sorry, I got robbed
on the subway
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00:07:50,514 --> 00:07:51,813
By some jerk.
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00:07:51,815 --> 00:07:55,783
Hey, hey, hey,
I'm right here.
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00:07:55,785 --> 00:07:57,552
I ran out of options,
and I didn't wanna
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00:07:57,554 --> 00:08:00,955
Strip my way
through pastry school.
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00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:03,391
That's an option?
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00:08:03,393 --> 00:08:05,393
All right, chefs.
Let's focus.
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00:08:05,395 --> 00:08:09,097
Did he say he wants
to "foke us"?
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00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,140
Morning, bebe.
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00:08:19,142 --> 00:08:20,408
Hi.
Oh, my god.
212
00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:21,576
What happened to you?
213
00:08:21,578 --> 00:08:23,378
And I should tell you
my doctor says
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00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:26,581
I'm not allowed to hear bad news
for another month.
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00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,483
I apologize
for my appearance.
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00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:29,751
We got robbed
on the subway,
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00:08:29,753 --> 00:08:31,553
And then someone hit me
with hot coffee.
218
00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:33,388
Then, I went to wash cold water
on the stain
219
00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:34,722
And somehow wound up
entering myself
220
00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:37,692
In a wet
t-shirt contest.
221
00:08:37,694 --> 00:08:41,362
Um, that's a lot of energy
for me,
222
00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:43,698
So I'm just gonna need
to sit here
223
00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:47,535
For a second
and be quiet.
224
00:08:47,537 --> 00:08:49,270
I know we're being quiet,
which I'm all about,
225
00:08:49,272 --> 00:08:50,672
But cute dogs.
226
00:08:50,674 --> 00:08:52,173
Oh, thanks.
They're cocker spaniels.
227
00:08:52,175 --> 00:08:53,575
I rescue them.
228
00:08:53,577 --> 00:08:55,076
You know,
people rescue greyhounds
229
00:08:55,078 --> 00:08:56,678
And pit bulls,
but everyone ignores
230
00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:57,946
The cocker spaniel.
231
00:08:57,948 --> 00:08:59,547
They're like,
"ew, eye goo.
232
00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:02,350
Shoot it."
233
00:09:02,352 --> 00:09:04,252
I have three cockers.
234
00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:06,054
Do you have
any pets?
235
00:09:06,056 --> 00:09:07,455
I have
a horse, chestnut.
236
00:09:07,457 --> 00:09:10,258
He's a thoroughbred.
237
00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:18,399
[sighs]
well, what can I do first?
238
00:09:18,401 --> 00:09:19,767
[gasps]
what's this?
239
00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:21,469
Why am I holding
a juice menu?
240
00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:23,571
Every day,
we get fresh-pressed juice
241
00:09:23,573 --> 00:09:24,973
For the students
and the staff.
242
00:09:24,975 --> 00:09:26,140
What a treat.
243
00:09:26,142 --> 00:09:27,575
Fresh juice is
such a scam
244
00:09:27,577 --> 00:09:28,943
Unless someone else
is payin'.
245
00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:31,579
[laughs] I'll take
the greens number three.
246
00:09:31,581 --> 00:09:32,580
Uh-huh, well,
put it on the list
247
00:09:32,582 --> 00:09:34,716
When you get
the other ones.
248
00:09:34,718 --> 00:09:36,751
Wait, I'm supposed
to get the juice?
249
00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:40,955
Oh, boy, it's like
I'm a bad news machine.
250
00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:42,991
Oh.
Okay.
251
00:09:42,993 --> 00:09:46,561
Happy to do it.
Surprised, but happy.
252
00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:48,596
Uh, maybe
I could change
253
00:09:48,598 --> 00:09:50,231
Into one of those cute
chef jackets.
254
00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:53,001
Oh, chef nicholas
only permits pastry chefs
255
00:09:53,003 --> 00:09:54,602
To wear these.
256
00:09:54,604 --> 00:09:55,803
But I can't meet everyone
on my first day
257
00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:57,238
Looking like this.
258
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,406
I mean, it's already
bad enough
259
00:09:58,408 --> 00:10:00,575
I'm the juice girl.
260
00:10:00,577 --> 00:10:02,310
I have some workout clothes
you can wear.
261
00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,312
Don't worry.
I haven't worn them yet.
262
00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:07,382
But I will someday.
263
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,354
Hi.
Hi, everyone.
264
00:10:13,356 --> 00:10:14,822
I'm here to take
the fresh juice orders
265
00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:17,191
And also to say this is not
what I came to work in.
266
00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:18,760
[laughs]
267
00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:21,262
What I came to work in
had less eyes.
268
00:10:21,264 --> 00:10:22,764
Caroline, welcome.
269
00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:24,365
How is it going
in the office so far?
270
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:28,369
So great, and so not what
I came to work in.
271
00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:31,205
I'm usually wearing chanel,
not le chien.
272
00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:32,940
That's "dog" in french.
273
00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:36,778
Oh, 'cause it's "dork"
in english.
274
00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:40,648
Well, it is lovely to see
both of your faces.
275
00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,784
Class, we start
with the basics.
276
00:10:42,786 --> 00:10:43,985
No, no, no,
you in the back--
277
00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:45,820
Juice, miss?
Care for a juice
278
00:10:45,822 --> 00:10:48,289
From someone who scored 1560
on her sats?
279
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:52,460
You can score more
than 500?
280
00:10:52,462 --> 00:10:54,162
Why the hell
are you wearing that?
281
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:57,832
I didn't think your chest
could get any sadder.
282
00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:58,900
It's bebe's.
283
00:10:58,902 --> 00:11:00,234
Max, taking juice orders
284
00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:01,669
Is not what I came here
to do.
285
00:11:01,671 --> 00:11:04,706
I hear you.
I'll have the ruby red.
286
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,040
I always keep
the edge clean,
287
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,308
So when I'm
squeezing it,
288
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,509
It's not gonna
have cream
289
00:11:08,511 --> 00:11:11,646
Popping all over
the place.
290
00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:14,649
Words to live by.
[laughs]
291
00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:17,485
I have
the opposite problem.
292
00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:21,522
Yo, my cream's poppin'
right now.
293
00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:22,690
What are you doing?
You told me
294
00:11:22,692 --> 00:11:24,492
You were gonna
take school seriously.
295
00:11:24,494 --> 00:11:26,527
It's not me.
That guy's a bad influence.
296
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:27,662
Look at him.
297
00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:29,263
He looks like someone
who sells drugs
298
00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:33,067
On sesame street.
299
00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:34,368
You're gonna get
in trouble,
300
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,737
And I am not wearing
a cocker spaniel
301
00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:37,271
So you can get kicked out
of class.
302
00:11:37,273 --> 00:11:38,372
Right.
I hear you.
303
00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:40,908
Now, where's my juice?
304
00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:43,745
(deke)
hey, chef max.
Check out my technique.
305
00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:46,748
[pastry bag farts]
306
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,750
Awesome gross sound bonus.
307
00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,518
[laughs]
308
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,754
Chef, if you find this
so funny,
309
00:11:52,756 --> 00:11:55,089
Why don't you take
a fiver?
310
00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:56,791
Isn't this how
your saying goes?
311
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,259
I don't have
a saying,
312
00:11:58,261 --> 00:11:59,694
But if I did,
it'd be more like
313
00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:02,764
"eatin' ain't cheatin'."
314
00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,803
Anyone else
who finds something hilarious
315
00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:11,405
Can also go
into the hall.
316
00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:13,407
Chef max?
Nope, nothing 'ilarious.
317
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,876
Teach on.
318
00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,911
Enough with
the dirty jokes.
319
00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:20,915
We are all here
to become master bakers.
320
00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:25,253
Master-baking is something
I work really hard at it.
321
00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:29,991
To be a master baker--
I'll be in the hall.
322
00:12:34,062 --> 00:12:37,632
Hi, I'm deke.
Did you say "freak?"
323
00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:39,300
Deke.
Did you say "geek?"
324
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:42,970
Deke, as in
"big deke."
325
00:12:45,574 --> 00:12:49,911
Mine's bigger.
[laughs]
326
00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:51,245
We should be
lab partners.
327
00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:53,247
Come on.
It'll be bitchin'.
328
00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:55,449
Max and deke,
making cakes.
329
00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:58,252
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
with a special performance
330
00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,154
By creed.
[mimics electric guitar]
331
00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,956
Okay, now stop,
stop, stop.
332
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,424
I am trying to be
a good student,
333
00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:04,759
So you just stay away
from me.
334
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,794
You are
a bad influence.
335
00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:08,362
And I know I nailed that speech
'cause kids at school
336
00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:09,964
Used to say it to me
all the time.
337
00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:11,465
[watch beeps]
338
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:12,834
Time to change
your tampon?
339
00:13:12,836 --> 00:13:14,135
Yep.
340
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:17,805
Day two.
Serious flow.
341
00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:21,609
Killer fanny pack.
Where's your tribal poncho?
342
00:13:21,611 --> 00:13:22,844
Ah, keep my needles
in this.
343
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:25,146
[gasps]
you're a drug addict too?
344
00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:26,948
God.
You are irresistible.
345
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,649
[laughs]
346
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,985
It's--it's insulin.
I'm a diabetic.
347
00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:33,354
A diabetic pastry chef.
348
00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:36,824
Wow, you're even more
self-destructive than me.
349
00:13:36,826 --> 00:13:38,659
So diabetes,
how is that?
350
00:13:38,661 --> 00:13:43,030
Disappointing.
I put in for syphilis.
351
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:46,000
Stop laughing.
I have to carry 27 juices
352
00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:49,170
2 blocks wearing this.
353
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:52,406
Why'd you let the dog lady
talk to you like that?
354
00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:55,977
She's my friend,
even in that shirt.
355
00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:03,251
Well, there goes
another $12.
356
00:14:03,253 --> 00:14:05,253
I have spent more money
dry cleaning this blouse
357
00:14:05,255 --> 00:14:07,588
Than I have
on health care.
358
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,757
Health care?
You mean that box of band-aids
359
00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,893
We got at
the 99 cent store?
360
00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:13,995
I just have
to look good tomorrow.
361
00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:15,830
Today was mortifying.
362
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:19,934
They called me "sad dog"
at the juice place.
363
00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:24,272
"sad dog,
your juices are ready."
364
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:28,042
Sad dog, pick up.
365
00:14:28,044 --> 00:14:30,278
Can you take these to table ten?
I'm backed up on the booths.
366
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,915
Can you? I'm kind of just
sitting here a minute,
367
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:35,750
Enjoying not being told
what to do.
368
00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:38,019
I get enough of it
at that school.
369
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,921
Look.
370
00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:42,189
If you're gonna do the martyr
thing, do it right.
371
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,624
Stick your hand
in boiling oil
372
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:45,359
Or even more painful,
binge-watch
373
00:14:45,361 --> 00:14:47,929
Shahs of sunset
on bravo.
374
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:51,599
I need to talk to you
in the kitchen now.
375
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:54,035
Leave, someone's about to get
schooled about school.
376
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:57,071
This looks like it's going
to get dirty and ugly.
377
00:14:57,073 --> 00:14:59,907
May I film it?
378
00:14:59,909 --> 00:15:04,879
And if so, may I then
sell it on the internet?
379
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:06,547
Look.
You can't just do this for me.
380
00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:08,416
You're right.
So we're out?
381
00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:11,118
No, we're not out, you said
you were gonna do this for me.
382
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,653
I know,
but you just said
383
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,055
I can't just do it
for you,
384
00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:15,122
And I agree.
385
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,123
I mean,
who was I kidding?
386
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,092
Me.
You were kidding me.
387
00:15:18,094 --> 00:15:19,994
I went in there thinking
I was gonna use
388
00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:22,563
My business skills,
and whatever hope
389
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,265
I had of a flirtation
with frenchie mcfrench
390
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,433
Went out the window
when he saw me
391
00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:26,968
Wearing that t-shirt
that said,
392
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,236
"don't forget
to spay and neuter me."
393
00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:30,771
Fine, I can quit.
It's fine.
394
00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:34,108
It is? Really?
No, it's not fine.
395
00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:37,678
Who am I kidding?
Me. You were kidding me.
396
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,946
Well, you've gotta figure out
something there
397
00:15:38,948 --> 00:15:40,081
To keep you interested,
because you can't go
398
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,749
To pastry school
just for me,
399
00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:44,685
And I'm not gonna not go
to pastry school for you.
400
00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:45,853
Okay.
You're right, max.
401
00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:46,854
Of course I'll do it
for you.
402
00:15:46,856 --> 00:15:47,855
I just had
a bad day.
403
00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:49,357
I mean,
we both did.
404
00:15:49,359 --> 00:15:51,325
You lost your man's briefcase
and your drugs,
405
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:56,197
And I lost my dignity
and a possible love interest.
406
00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:59,000
(all)
surprise!
407
00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:01,435
See, that's how
it's supposed to go.
408
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:03,104
We got you
a new book bag.
409
00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:04,939
Yeah, and a new
chef's jacket.
410
00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:07,875
And a switchblade.
411
00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:12,680
Yeah, 'cause we're not buyin'
another chef's jacket.
412
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,148
Max, you know
what this means?
413
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:17,018
That I got two surprises,
and you got nothing?
414
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:20,054
No, that everything's gonna
work out at that school.
415
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:21,489
I mean, in the blink
of an eye,
416
00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:23,057
Just like this,
things can change
417
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,358
From bad to good.
418
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,359
Well, not totally good.
They still haven't
419
00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:26,994
Gotten me anything.
420
00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:29,663
Caroline, you didn't
not get anything.
421
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:32,566
Here, your very own
pencil case.
422
00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:39,707
But no pencils.
My pencil dealer got busted.
423
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:42,043
Aw.
Thank you, guys.
424
00:16:42,045 --> 00:16:45,012
I'm touched.
I was not expecting it.
425
00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:50,084
Really? 'cause you kinda
bullied us all into it.
426
00:16:53,989 --> 00:16:55,356
So that's a 780
on verbal,
427
00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,591
And a 780
on math.
428
00:16:57,593 --> 00:16:59,393
And with my degree
in finance,
429
00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,362
Jackass-ing around the city
getting juice
430
00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:03,064
Could be seen as a waste
of my talents.
431
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:05,766
And as the valedictorian
at my graduation said--
432
00:17:05,768 --> 00:17:10,071
And I'm stealin'
from myself here,
433
00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:13,174
"I've seen
the future of finance,
434
00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:15,543
And it's us."
435
00:17:15,545 --> 00:17:17,178
So you want me
to get the juices?
436
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:21,482
Just for today.
Please?
437
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:25,920
Meringue cookies
are a simple way
438
00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:28,222
To practice
our pastry bag technique.
439
00:17:28,224 --> 00:17:31,058
Hm, interesting technique
you got going there, chef.
440
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,360
Dude, we gotta ditch
these deadbeat partners.
441
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,962
I'm stuck over there
with grandma.
442
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:37,231
No, I'm staying
with the big guy next to me.
443
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,399
He's not gonna get me
in trouble.
444
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:40,234
He never talks.
Get outta here.
445
00:17:40,236 --> 00:17:41,602
Go back to your own table,
fat albert.
446
00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:43,137
Okay.
447
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:44,638
I'm going back.
448
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,373
And the fat albert thing
was 'cause I'm black,
449
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,209
Not fat, right?
450
00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:50,978
'cause I go to the gym
two, three times a year.
451
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,247
I hear talking,
but no baking up front.
452
00:17:53,249 --> 00:17:54,448
No, no, no,
you only hear baking.
453
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:59,053
Just furiously
master-baking up here.
454
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:01,155
The meringue needs
to have nice peaks.
455
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:04,158
You are looking to make
moist, pointy peaks.
456
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,162
I like
to pinch them.
457
00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:10,064
Chef, seriously,
man-to-man,
458
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:12,066
We got a problem.
459
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,934
I don't think max should be
stuck with that big guy.
460
00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:15,269
He's not cool.
461
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,904
I was just over there,
and the only
462
00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:19,273
Pointy peaks he's interested in
are hers.
463
00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:21,575
Talkin' boobies here, chef.
464
00:18:21,577 --> 00:18:23,444
Chef john,
chef deke here
465
00:18:23,446 --> 00:18:26,113
Seems to think
you are sexually harassing max.
466
00:18:26,115 --> 00:18:30,117
Oh, please.
467
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,119
If I was harassing anyone,
it would be you, chef.
468
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:36,357
I mean, come on.
469
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,460
Be right back,
big mary.
470
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:44,265
You know it.
471
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,167
Where's my juice?
It's been an hour.
472
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:47,268
The mood swing elf's
getting them.
473
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,170
Look, I'm coming
in there
474
00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:50,938
To flirt with chef nicholas,
and when I enter,
475
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:55,843
I need you to say,
"caroline, you look amazing."
476
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:57,545
No.
477
00:18:57,547 --> 00:18:59,680
I actually physically
can't say that.
478
00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:01,148
I would rather walk in there
and yell,
479
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:04,351
"I have crabs,
and three of them just escaped."
480
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,654
Call 9-1-1.
Call 9-1-1.
481
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,557
Something's happened
to the adorable mixed-race one.
482
00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,892
Deke?
483
00:19:11,894 --> 00:19:13,994
He's diabetic.
He needs insulin.
484
00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:15,796
Has anyone here ever
administered a needle?
485
00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:18,899
Uh, administer means the same
thing as "shove it in," right?
486
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,801
Good, good, good, max.
Come, come, come.
487
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:23,237
Okay, uh, his syringes
are in his fanny pack.
488
00:19:23,239 --> 00:19:24,471
I've actually
never done this
489
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,207
Without iron maiden
playing in the background,
490
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,575
But I'll give it
a shot.
491
00:19:27,577 --> 00:19:30,844
Just put it anywhere
in my hot bod.
492
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,813
God help us.
493
00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:34,481
Oh, I hate needles.
I can't look.
494
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:39,186
Oh.
495
00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:42,890
Get it together, ladies.
496
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:47,494
This is why I'm not allowed
to hold babies.
497
00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:48,862
Max, I think
you and deke
498
00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:50,598
Should be lab partners
from now on
499
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,234
In case something like this
happens again.
500
00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:55,836
Is that okay?
I guess if I have to.
501
00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,338
Max?
502
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,540
I guess
if I have to.
503
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,375
[speaks french]
504
00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:04,178
What, did you not take
your insulin on purpose?
505
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,514
I really wanted
to be your partner.
506
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,885
Bebe, I can't find a chef jacket
anywhere in here.
507
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:13,721
And I'm sorry, I know
I'm not supposed to wear one,
508
00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:15,856
But I'm really cold,
and I can't walk around
509
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:17,258
Like this all day.
510
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,892
Maybe I can help.
511
00:20:18,894 --> 00:20:21,362
You can't stand there
wet and cold.
512
00:20:21,364 --> 00:20:23,297
Take my jacket.
Oh, no, no, no.
513
00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:26,400
You don't have--
oh, that'll work.
514
00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:27,868
I'm sorry about
the no shirt under,
515
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,737
But I just get so hot
when I'm teaching.
516
00:20:29,739 --> 00:20:33,774
Yeah, hot.
So hot.
517
00:20:33,776 --> 00:20:35,876
Oh mon dieu.
518
00:20:35,878 --> 00:20:38,445
I was just giving it
to caroline.
519
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:39,747
I mean, she needs
something to wear,
520
00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:42,416
And--and now,
she has it.
521
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:45,286
Chef, I will
see you later.
522
00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:48,088
Caroline.
523
00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:51,959
Max, I think I found something
to keep me interested.
524
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,428
This is weird.
So I'm the good student now?
525
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,398
And you're the one
sleeping with the teacher?
526
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,099
We're not sleeping together.
527
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:01,268
Why?
Do you think he wants to?
528
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:02,836
I don't know,
but you better hurry it up
529
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:06,307
Before big mary
gets him.