1 00:00:02,845 --> 00:00:06,248 - Max, look, the mailman came. 2 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:07,716 - Where am I looking, your chest, your hair? 3 00:00:07,718 --> 00:00:13,021 Gimme a hint. 4 00:00:13,023 --> 00:00:14,890 - It's here. Our eviction notice. 5 00:00:14,892 --> 00:00:16,158 It's amazing you can send 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,593 This much shame for just 46 cents. 7 00:00:18,595 --> 00:00:21,163 - What, you miss three out of six months and you're out? 8 00:00:21,165 --> 00:00:22,764 We're batting .500. 9 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:24,599 That's hall of fame stuff right there. 10 00:00:24,601 --> 00:00:26,334 - Hi, girls. 11 00:00:26,336 --> 00:00:28,170 I just stopped by to get a cupcake 12 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:30,172 To eat on the way to the gym. 13 00:00:30,174 --> 00:00:32,174 - Here, have a seat. 14 00:00:32,176 --> 00:00:33,742 I'll get you your usual. 15 00:00:33,744 --> 00:00:36,178 Max, where are the lemon meringue cupcakes? 16 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,279 - Stopped making 'em. 17 00:00:37,281 --> 00:00:38,413 And the fudge berries 18 00:00:38,415 --> 00:00:39,748 And the purple velvets. 19 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,216 We have so many left over every day 20 00:00:41,218 --> 00:00:43,285 That even the homeless lady I give them to at night 21 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:46,788 Was like, "girl, your shop in trouble, ain't it?" 22 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:48,090 - So what, max? 23 00:00:48,092 --> 00:00:49,758 You think we should take business advice 24 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,426 From a woman who thinks our nation's currency 25 00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:54,029 Should be the mcnugget? 26 00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:56,031 - She makes a good point. 27 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:58,400 - Uh-oh. 28 00:00:58,402 --> 00:01:01,603 I think it's getting a little too real in here for me. 29 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:05,774 I'm gonna go push up my boobs and glue my tooth back on. 30 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,444 - Seriously, what are we gonna do about this? 31 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:12,047 - I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 32 00:01:12,049 --> 00:01:15,150 - Aww, you ripped up an eviction notice. 33 00:01:15,152 --> 00:01:19,287 That's the one thing my mother and I used to do together. 34 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:21,623 - ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 35 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,125 [cash register bell dings] 36 00:01:23,127 --> 00:01:28,196 ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 37 00:01:33,069 --> 00:01:34,102 - Max, I know our shop's in trouble. 38 00:01:34,104 --> 00:01:35,337 It's all I think about. 39 00:01:35,339 --> 00:01:36,838 Even in my sexual fantasies, 40 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,609 I'm giving ryan gosling a rent check. 41 00:01:40,611 --> 00:01:44,112 I just wish we had a sign that told us what to do. 42 00:01:44,114 --> 00:01:46,081 See? Customers. 43 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:47,082 That's a sign to stay open. 44 00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:48,850 Here, pretend to be busy. 45 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:50,685 - We'll send those right out. 46 00:01:50,687 --> 00:01:54,523 Thank you for calling, oprah. 47 00:01:54,525 --> 00:01:57,359 - Hi, I'm joanne morse. 48 00:01:57,361 --> 00:02:01,196 - I wish I was rich enough to have somebody talk for me. 49 00:02:01,198 --> 00:02:03,231 - Max, are you blind? She's deaf. 50 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,600 - Oh. So cool. 51 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:08,737 I've wanted to be deaf ever since she moved in. 52 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:11,973 - I'm a representative from tenner commercial real estate. 53 00:02:11,975 --> 00:02:13,642 We're acquiring this property 54 00:02:13,644 --> 00:02:15,977 And would like to offer you a corporate buy out. 55 00:02:15,979 --> 00:02:19,981 - I understood that better when she said it. 56 00:02:19,983 --> 00:02:23,652 - Thank you very much, but we're not interested. 57 00:02:23,654 --> 00:02:25,620 I speak a little sign language. 58 00:02:25,622 --> 00:02:27,055 - You just said "thank you very much, 59 00:02:27,057 --> 00:02:30,225 But I'm not wearing underwear." 60 00:02:30,227 --> 00:02:33,562 - I knew that tutor was screwing with me. 61 00:02:33,564 --> 00:02:38,066 - And I'm the one not wearing underwear. 62 00:02:38,068 --> 00:02:43,271 - We're ready to offer you $25,000 to take over your lease. 63 00:02:43,273 --> 00:02:45,473 - Hell yes, bitch. 64 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:47,242 - Max, no. What are you doing? 65 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:48,643 This shop is our dream. 66 00:02:48,645 --> 00:02:51,079 - Well, our dream is turning into a nightmare 67 00:02:51,081 --> 00:02:53,815 And no one's coming to wake us up. 68 00:02:53,817 --> 00:02:55,584 - This is our future. 69 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:58,186 I'm sorry, thank you very much, but we're gonna pass. 70 00:02:58,188 --> 00:03:00,922 Our business is booming. 71 00:03:00,924 --> 00:03:03,091 - Oh, yeah. 72 00:03:03,093 --> 00:03:05,093 Look at him. 73 00:03:05,095 --> 00:03:06,761 Yeah. 74 00:03:06,763 --> 00:03:09,097 Come on and vogue. 75 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:10,298 Yes. 76 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:13,301 Yeah, dance to the music. 77 00:03:13,303 --> 00:03:16,171 Yeah. 78 00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:21,009 Remember when madonna was alive? 79 00:03:21,011 --> 00:03:24,946 Those were the good old days. 80 00:03:24,948 --> 00:03:27,015 - We'll give you some time to think about it, 81 00:03:27,017 --> 00:03:28,783 But with your delinquent rent history, 82 00:03:28,785 --> 00:03:31,987 If you stay, we would need six months' rent up front. 83 00:03:31,989 --> 00:03:34,889 So I'd take the $25,000. 84 00:03:34,891 --> 00:03:36,157 It's a good deal. 85 00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:38,827 - $25,000? 86 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:41,129 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 87 00:03:41,131 --> 00:03:44,332 Uh, uh, we...Call...You. 88 00:03:44,334 --> 00:03:46,334 Okay? 89 00:03:46,336 --> 00:03:49,404 Yeah. 90 00:03:53,142 --> 00:03:55,377 - Sophie, it's none of your business. 91 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:57,178 This is our decision. 92 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,647 - [sighs] 93 00:03:58,649 --> 00:04:00,415 - You said you were looking for a sign. 94 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:03,918 What's more of a sign than sign language? 95 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,221 - No. End of story. 96 00:04:06,223 --> 00:04:07,656 I would not sell this shop 97 00:04:07,658 --> 00:04:10,358 For all the mcnuggets in the world. 98 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,860 I still believe in our dream, 99 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:13,228 And it does not end with an offer 100 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:17,532 From the def real estate jam. 101 00:04:17,534 --> 00:04:21,603 - Women. Am I right? [chuckles] 102 00:04:24,073 --> 00:04:25,540 Earl, I need some advice. 103 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:27,075 Caroline and I were offered money 104 00:04:27,077 --> 00:04:28,510 To buy out the cupcake store, 105 00:04:28,512 --> 00:04:32,380 And as my spirit animal, kenny rogers, once asked, 106 00:04:32,382 --> 00:04:35,750 "when do you hold 'em and when do you fold 'em?" 107 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:38,753 - Well, max, there are two things in life 108 00:04:38,755 --> 00:04:41,890 You've got to hold on to: Your dreams, 109 00:04:41,892 --> 00:04:46,227 And your receipt when you're leaving best buy. 110 00:04:46,229 --> 00:04:49,698 Oh, you do not want to be a black man without a receipt. 111 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,633 Mm-mm. 112 00:04:51,635 --> 00:04:54,636 - Hey. - Hey. 113 00:04:54,638 --> 00:04:56,538 - Max, did you just give me the cold shoulder? 114 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,440 - Oh, my god, I've been doing that for a year and a half 115 00:04:58,442 --> 00:05:00,275 And you finally got it. 116 00:05:00,277 --> 00:05:03,211 - I'm sorry for storming out earlier, 117 00:05:03,213 --> 00:05:05,246 But we just can't give it up that easy. 118 00:05:05,248 --> 00:05:09,417 - I can, and have, and will again. 119 00:05:09,419 --> 00:05:11,820 Maybe it's better if we just get out now. 120 00:05:11,822 --> 00:05:13,221 I heard a customer saying 121 00:05:13,223 --> 00:05:15,056 A whole foods is going in over there. 122 00:05:15,058 --> 00:05:16,324 You know who goes to whole foods? 123 00:05:16,326 --> 00:05:20,895 Rich ladies with those freaky toe sneakers. 124 00:05:20,897 --> 00:05:24,999 And I cannot be seeing no freaky toe sneakers. 125 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:26,634 - Whole foods? 126 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:29,003 That's the sign I've been looking for. 127 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:30,305 No wonder they wanted to get rid of us. 128 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:31,473 With a whole foods there, 129 00:05:31,475 --> 00:05:33,108 They can raise everybody's rent. 130 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:36,277 - That's fine, we don't pay it anyway. 131 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,480 - I knew it was gonna be the hot new neighborhood. 132 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,248 I knew it! This is it, max. 133 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:42,183 First comes the whole foods, then come the gays, 134 00:05:42,185 --> 00:05:43,284 Then the celebrities. 135 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:44,285 - Well, the gays will come anyway 136 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:47,455 As long as there's a park. 137 00:05:47,457 --> 00:05:49,824 - Seriously, max, it's just a matter of time 138 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:51,292 Before we're telling anne hathaway, 139 00:05:51,294 --> 00:05:52,861 "forget that fake smile 140 00:05:52,863 --> 00:05:55,296 And just go wait in line like everybody else." 141 00:05:55,298 --> 00:05:57,298 Han, they're opening up a whole foods 142 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,833 Right near our cupcake shop. 143 00:05:58,835 --> 00:06:00,935 - Another whole foods? 144 00:06:00,937 --> 00:06:05,306 They won't be happy till it's "whole country," am I right? 145 00:06:05,308 --> 00:06:08,343 I saw that on a meme. 146 00:06:08,345 --> 00:06:10,145 - Now we have to stay in that neighborhood. 147 00:06:10,147 --> 00:06:13,181 We just have to come up with six months rent up front. 148 00:06:13,183 --> 00:06:14,682 - Well, I'd love to help you, ladies, 149 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:18,820 But I forgot my pin number in 2008. 150 00:06:18,822 --> 00:06:20,388 Wait a minute, 2008. 151 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:24,025 That's my pin number! 152 00:06:28,831 --> 00:06:31,366 - You want my money? 153 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:33,701 Ehr mah gerd. 154 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:36,037 I've been looking at a lot of memes. 155 00:06:36,039 --> 00:06:38,373 - Oh, that's who you look like. 156 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:42,210 Grumpy cat! 157 00:06:42,212 --> 00:06:45,413 - Max, I know we've borrowed from everyone we know, 158 00:06:45,415 --> 00:06:47,348 But I'm so convinced that this is the right thing 159 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:49,751 That I'm willing to stoop to something 160 00:06:49,753 --> 00:06:51,820 I never thought I'd do. 161 00:06:51,822 --> 00:06:54,355 - Look, you're sweet and you're adorable, 162 00:06:54,357 --> 00:06:59,060 But you're way too bony to bring in more than 40 a night. 163 00:06:59,062 --> 00:07:01,095 And even if you got an animal sidekick, 164 00:07:01,097 --> 00:07:03,364 It's still not gonna get us there. 165 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:07,535 - It would get me there. 166 00:07:07,537 --> 00:07:09,871 - We can make an appointment, go into the city, 167 00:07:09,873 --> 00:07:11,339 And ask my aunt charity for the money. 168 00:07:11,341 --> 00:07:13,241 She's president of a cosmetic empire 169 00:07:13,243 --> 00:07:14,676 And she's filthy rich. 170 00:07:14,678 --> 00:07:17,445 - And how is she literally the only thing 171 00:07:17,447 --> 00:07:19,447 You've never talked about? 172 00:07:19,449 --> 00:07:21,883 - Because she hates me. 173 00:07:21,885 --> 00:07:23,885 - That's what family is. 174 00:07:23,887 --> 00:07:26,187 People who hate you, but can't kill you 175 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:29,791 'cause they're the first ones questioned. 176 00:07:34,597 --> 00:07:36,397 - I'm surprised you're still waiting. 177 00:07:36,399 --> 00:07:39,434 Most people leave after two hours. 178 00:07:39,436 --> 00:07:41,302 - Well, it's not a problem for us. 179 00:07:41,304 --> 00:07:43,638 We'll wait two hours, three, a whole day. 180 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,440 - That sounds about right. 181 00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:47,041 [intercom beeps] 182 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:48,309 - Stephanie. 183 00:07:48,311 --> 00:07:50,311 - Coming. 184 00:07:50,313 --> 00:07:52,947 That's not my name, 185 00:07:52,949 --> 00:07:57,986 But I'm afraid to tell her. 186 00:07:57,988 --> 00:08:00,955 - So why doesn't your aunt like you? 187 00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:03,758 - I don't know. She just doesn't like me. 188 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,593 For example, one time, when I was ten, 189 00:08:05,595 --> 00:08:06,961 And we were at our hamptons beach house-- 190 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:10,064 - I already don't like you. 191 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:13,301 - I wanted my night-night cocoa in my special seagull mug-- 192 00:08:13,303 --> 00:08:15,236 - Now I hate you. 193 00:08:15,238 --> 00:08:16,971 - And my aunt charity, who was babysitting 194 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:18,139 Because everybody else was in europe 195 00:08:18,141 --> 00:08:19,841 At the dressage competition... 196 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:22,577 - Now I've beat you up and left you for dead. 197 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:24,913 - Told me my seagull cup was broken 198 00:08:24,915 --> 00:08:26,581 And I knew it wasn't. 199 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,082 And when I wouldn't stop crying, 200 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:29,317 She locked me in my bedroom, 201 00:08:29,319 --> 00:08:30,752 And when the servants weren't looking, 202 00:08:30,754 --> 00:08:32,453 Pulled my hair. 203 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:36,624 - Love her. 204 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,960 - You can go in now. 205 00:08:38,962 --> 00:08:40,995 - It's not that big a deal, kevin. 206 00:08:40,997 --> 00:08:42,430 We're launching a lipstick at target, 207 00:08:42,432 --> 00:08:44,532 Not a missile at iran. 208 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:46,134 - Aunt charity, hi. 209 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:48,670 - Caroline, look at you. 210 00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:51,439 Gorgeous, beautiful. You stuck with that nose. 211 00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:54,342 Good for you. 212 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:55,977 And who's this with the great lips? 213 00:08:55,979 --> 00:08:57,545 - Aunt charity, this is my friend 214 00:08:57,547 --> 00:08:58,947 And business partner, max. 215 00:08:58,949 --> 00:09:00,648 - Nice to meet you. 216 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:02,517 Did she tell you I pulled her hair? 217 00:09:02,519 --> 00:09:05,119 Oh, it was legend around the family townhouse. 218 00:09:05,121 --> 00:09:06,721 My brother came into my room. 219 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,356 "did you pull my princess's hair? 220 00:09:08,358 --> 00:09:09,857 She said you pulled her hair." 221 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:12,026 I mean, come on. She's 10, I'm 23. 222 00:09:12,028 --> 00:09:13,962 What, I'm just gonna reach up and pull her hair? 223 00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,463 I mean, how would that happen? 224 00:09:15,465 --> 00:09:17,999 - Ow. 225 00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:19,667 - I mean, who would just pull a child's hair? 226 00:09:19,669 --> 00:09:21,169 - Ow. 227 00:09:21,171 --> 00:09:22,804 - I mean, come on. I'm gonna pull her hair? 228 00:09:22,806 --> 00:09:23,871 - Ow. - Pull her hair? 229 00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:25,173 - Ow! Ow! - Pull her hair? 230 00:09:25,175 --> 00:09:26,240 - Ow! Okay, you just pulled my hair. 231 00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:27,542 - Oh, my god, here we go again. 232 00:09:27,544 --> 00:09:29,544 Get the lawyers. 233 00:09:29,546 --> 00:09:30,912 Come on, have a seat. 234 00:09:30,914 --> 00:09:32,013 Have a seat in the big girl chair. 235 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:35,149 You're a big girl now. 236 00:09:35,151 --> 00:09:37,719 - Aunt charity, thank you so much for seeing us. 237 00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:39,253 I know your time is very valuable. 238 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:41,189 - I have all the time in the world for you. 239 00:09:41,191 --> 00:09:43,091 You're family. 240 00:09:43,093 --> 00:09:45,026 Stephanie, I'm not doing anything important. 241 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:47,528 Bring me those documents to sign. 242 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:50,264 I haven't seen this one since I was 25 243 00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:52,100 And my parents cut me off. 244 00:09:52,102 --> 00:09:53,534 You sleep with one pakistani lesbian, 245 00:09:53,536 --> 00:09:55,770 You're out of the family. 246 00:09:55,772 --> 00:09:57,372 Here, you with the big lips, try these. 247 00:09:57,374 --> 00:09:59,040 Tell me which ones you hate. 248 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:01,409 - Aunt charity started her makeup empire at 26 249 00:10:01,411 --> 00:10:03,578 When she invented bubblegum-flavored lip gloss. 250 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:05,380 - Oh, my god, that was you? 251 00:10:05,382 --> 00:10:07,015 I loved that. 252 00:10:07,017 --> 00:10:08,716 I was wearing that during my first kiss. 253 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:12,120 And thank you, because I got an "a" in that class. 254 00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:15,189 - Every girl who loves lipstick loves me, 255 00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:17,125 Except for this one, who hates me 256 00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:20,194 [mocking] because I was so mean 257 00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:22,797 And I broke her night-night cocoa cup. 258 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:25,633 - Aunt charity, I never said you were mean. 259 00:10:25,635 --> 00:10:27,602 I was ten, and I just got a little confused 260 00:10:27,604 --> 00:10:29,237 About what happened to my seagull cup. 261 00:10:29,239 --> 00:10:30,138 But I'm an adult now. 262 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,739 When I go night-night, 263 00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:33,374 I barely even think about that cocoa cup. 264 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:35,743 - Caroline, I was 23. 265 00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:37,645 I don't remember anything about a cup. 266 00:10:37,647 --> 00:10:38,980 All I remember about that weekend 267 00:10:38,982 --> 00:10:40,048 Was that versace was murdered 268 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,950 And my dress would obviously be late. 269 00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,053 Now, why are you here? 270 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:47,622 Tell me. You have my full and undivided attention. 271 00:10:47,624 --> 00:10:49,557 Where and where? 272 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:52,260 - Well, aunt charity, as you may or may not know, 273 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:54,095 I now have a start-up business. 274 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:58,666 - Hey, is it me, or does this look like a dog penis? 275 00:10:58,668 --> 00:11:01,235 - She's fun. Seems professional. 276 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:03,071 Good choice. 277 00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:04,772 - And, as you know, 278 00:11:04,774 --> 00:11:06,974 I've always respected your business acumen. 279 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:09,143 Even when I was a little-- - how much? 280 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,778 - Fine, businesswoman to businesswoman-- 281 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:13,114 - I need a number. Give me a number. 282 00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:14,649 - 25,000. 283 00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:17,652 - And all these lipsticks, 284 00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:21,522 Including dog penis. 285 00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:23,124 - And I'm not asking for a handout. 286 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:25,793 This is a business opportunity. - No. 287 00:11:25,795 --> 00:11:28,129 Maybe--no. 288 00:11:28,131 --> 00:11:29,330 Look, caroline, 289 00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:31,466 If this were truly a business transaction, 290 00:11:31,468 --> 00:11:35,303 You'd have cupcakes here to show me, but you don't. 291 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:36,471 I know all about your business. 292 00:11:36,473 --> 00:11:37,772 Stephanie googled you. 293 00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:40,108 - She has the strength to google? 294 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:44,612 Has she googled "how to eat"? 295 00:11:44,614 --> 00:11:46,481 - See yourselves out. 296 00:11:46,483 --> 00:11:49,283 I'm going to my dermatologist for a little procedure. 297 00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:51,185 I want to take two years off my face 298 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:54,122 Just so people will think, "is she 38 or 39? 299 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:56,157 It's so hard to tell." 300 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:59,160 - But just so you know, you were my last chance 301 00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:01,662 To keep my dream and our business alive. 302 00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:03,164 - You're resourceful. You'll think of something. 303 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,499 Now come here. 304 00:12:04,501 --> 00:12:05,633 In spite of it all, we are family. 305 00:12:05,635 --> 00:12:07,001 Give me a hug. 306 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,202 - [sighs] 307 00:12:08,204 --> 00:12:12,306 Ow! 308 00:12:12,308 --> 00:12:13,808 - Wow. 309 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,243 She's kind of a monster, 310 00:12:15,245 --> 00:12:19,380 But she gave me free stuff, so I'm torn. 311 00:12:23,719 --> 00:12:25,052 - Aunt charity's a smart businesswoman. 312 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,654 She won't be able to deny a good product. 313 00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:28,489 - I can't believe I'm making cupcakes 314 00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:30,725 So you can go back for round two with that woman. 315 00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:33,561 Auntie charity might be the anti-christ. 316 00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:36,664 - I'll do anything to keep our business going. 317 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:38,299 And if these cupcakes don't work, 318 00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:39,667 We'll tell her you're pakistani 319 00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:41,669 And let her go after it. 320 00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:44,605 - Even if you do convince her to give us the money, 321 00:12:44,607 --> 00:12:45,673 That's bitch money. 322 00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,275 We don't take bitch money. 323 00:12:47,277 --> 00:12:51,445 - Max, you pick up pennies off the pee corner. 324 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:55,183 - Not true. Dimes and up. 325 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,620 - Hi! We'll just be a second. 326 00:12:59,622 --> 00:13:01,355 - Oh, no. Oh, no. - Cool hair, david bowie. 327 00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:03,758 - Okay, she's definitely not seeing anyone today. 328 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,193 - Sorry to burst in, aunt charity, 329 00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:08,596 But we wanted you to have some of our cupcakes. 330 00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:09,931 [both scream] 331 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,967 - It took two layers to take off two years, 332 00:13:12,969 --> 00:13:14,702 But it was worth it. 333 00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:19,540 Just so you know, the third layer is bone. 334 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:22,176 Either I'm high, or my chair melted. 335 00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:24,378 - Okay, you're high. 336 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,814 She's on morphine lollipops for the pain. 337 00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:30,785 Really? 'cause I'd like to be on one for the fun. 338 00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:33,788 - ♪ I got that boom boom boom ♪ 339 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,656 ♪ I got that boom boom boom 340 00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:37,158 ♪ I got that boom boom boom ♪ 341 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,794 - Okay, it's time to change your face mask. 342 00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:41,629 - You know what? Let me do that. 343 00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:42,997 I can help my aunt charity. 344 00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:46,133 I'll do anything to help someone in my family 345 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:48,202 Because families help each other. 346 00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:49,470 - Well, why don't you help yourself 347 00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:53,207 To an adult-sized pair of boobies? 348 00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:56,210 - Like my boobs, like my nose. 349 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,646 - Okay, here's the new face mask. 350 00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:00,481 You peel the soiled one off, 351 00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:03,484 Then swab the affected area with q-tips. 352 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:04,852 And I left modeling 353 00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:08,356 Because I thought it was degrading. 354 00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:10,892 - Question, stephanie. - Yeah? 355 00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,260 - Do these come in orange, or lime, 356 00:14:12,262 --> 00:14:13,928 Or is it just the white flavor? 357 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,429 Ah, screw it. 358 00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:17,932 After a couple of licks, it won't matter. 359 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,034 - I'm happy to do this for you, aunt charity, 360 00:14:20,036 --> 00:14:22,737 And not just for the money, but 'cause we're family. 361 00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:24,906 - I hate you. 362 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,774 Always have. 363 00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:28,709 - You can't mean that, aunt charity. 364 00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:32,747 - Up until you were born, I was the family princess. 365 00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:35,716 And then you came in, and you got the boom boom boom 366 00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,718 And you took my boom boom boom. 367 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,689 So I locked you in a room room room. 368 00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:45,526 - Well, I'm sorry you think I took your boom boom boom, 369 00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:47,261 But you really did take my seagull cup 370 00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:48,729 And lock me in a room. 371 00:14:48,731 --> 00:14:50,131 Room room. 372 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:52,800 - I'm not giving you any money, little girl. 373 00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:54,068 Just so you know. 374 00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:56,270 - Well, maybe you'll feel differently 375 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,639 After you taste one of our cupcakes. 376 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,808 Here, why don't we take a minute for a little bite? 377 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,643 - Nope, I don't want it. 378 00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:04,645 - It'll show you what a good business investment we are. 379 00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:06,781 Here, come--come here. 380 00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,816 Just--oh--just taste it. 381 00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:09,817 Here. 382 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:11,385 Come on, taste-- take a bite. 383 00:15:11,387 --> 00:15:13,454 - This is pretty disturbing. 384 00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:18,759 I would intervene right now if I wasn't feeling amazing. 385 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,795 - Yummy, right? 386 00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:22,096 Oh, no, no, no, no. 387 00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:23,497 No, no, no, that's your face. 388 00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,833 I think you're chewing your face. 389 00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:29,837 - That's the best cupcake I have ever had, 390 00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:32,974 But I am still not giving you any money. 391 00:15:32,976 --> 00:15:34,842 - Why not? It's the least you could do 392 00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:36,510 After you broke my seagull cup. 393 00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:39,680 - Oh, my god, are you still talking about that seagull cup? 394 00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:42,416 I haven't thought about that in 15 years. 395 00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:45,019 - If we're gonna be talking about that stupid seagull cup, 396 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:47,822 I'm gonna need another lollipop. 397 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:51,125 Where does she keep them? 398 00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:53,861 Oh, here, they're in this cup that has a seagull on it. 399 00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:57,098 Wait. 400 00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,334 Where have I heard of seagull cup before? 401 00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:03,371 - That's my night-night cocoa cup. 402 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,972 I knew it wasn't broken. 403 00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:07,174 You hid it and kept it all these years? 404 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,776 - Yep. 405 00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:10,945 - Why would you want to hurt me like that? 406 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:12,847 - It's obvious. 407 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,315 She's obsessed with her brother, 408 00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:15,816 And she saw your being born 409 00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:18,219 As his love being taken away from here 410 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:21,956 Damn, this thing makes me smart. 411 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,657 - Well, I hope you're happy now, 412 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:26,193 Because I lost a lot more than my night-night cocoa cup. 413 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,795 I lost my money, my father, 414 00:16:27,797 --> 00:16:29,330 And now I'm about to lose my dream. 415 00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:30,965 And you know what? We're done. 416 00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,967 You know what? We are not done. 417 00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:34,201 I am not a quitter. 418 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,203 I said I would put your new face on, 419 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:40,541 So I'm not leaving here until I do. 420 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,576 - Her face is gone. 421 00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:46,647 She's basically the phantom of the channing. 422 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:53,387 - All right, that's close enough. 423 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,222 And stop calling me spoiled. 424 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,224 Since I lost it all, I've worked hard. 425 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,226 I've cleaned toilets, I've killed rats, 426 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,695 I've done everything I had to to be a success. 427 00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:02,830 Tell her, max. 428 00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:04,698 - ♪ I got that boom boom boom ♪ 429 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,734 ♪ I got that boom-- - okay, fine. Let's go. 430 00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:08,069 - Stop. 431 00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:10,538 Fine, I'll give you the money. 432 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:15,709 Not--not just because you're my niece, 433 00:17:15,711 --> 00:17:17,912 But because you forced yourself in here 434 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:21,015 Like a pushy businesswoman, which is-- 435 00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:24,085 You shoved your cupcake down my throat. 436 00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:28,322 That is exactly what I would have done. 437 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,959 25,000, 438 00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:38,032 Signed char-ity chan... 439 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,533 - Oh, no. 440 00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:42,136 Aunt charity, are you all right? 441 00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:44,972 Oh, and she didn't finish signing it. 442 00:17:44,974 --> 00:17:47,975 Well, it's my last name too, so... 443 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:50,911 Ing. 444 00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:52,947 I can't get it out from under her head. 445 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:57,251 - Pull her hair! Now's your chance. 446 00:17:57,253 --> 00:18:00,321 - Ow. 447 00:18:04,993 --> 00:18:07,294 - Bob, I don't feel you are getting across 448 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,663 My passion about this, so I'll just sign it. 449 00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:12,600 That check should have cleared. 450 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:16,804 - That time, you said, "your face looks like a butt." 451 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:20,074 I appreciate how hard you've tried to stay in business, 452 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,475 But do the smart thing. 453 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:24,078 Take the money. Start fresh. 454 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,847 All you have to do is sign this. 455 00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:28,015 - Well, we will have to discuss it. 456 00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:29,683 My partner has a be-- - just sign it. 457 00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:33,687 - Good discussion. 458 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:37,024 - Caroline chan-- 459 00:18:37,026 --> 00:18:39,093 Max, a little help. 460 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:42,096 - Ing. 461 00:18:42,098 --> 00:18:43,864 - So, as of this moment, 462 00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:46,634 This space is no longer max's homemade cupcakes. 463 00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:51,005 Congratulations and good luck. 464 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:55,176 - Well, there goes joanne and that deaf lady. 465 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,615 We are keeping the arrow. 466 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:05,186 - I can't believe my aunt would stop payment on that check. 467 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:10,224 - And I can't believe she'd show up here after she did. 468 00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:12,993 - Aunt charity, do you know 469 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:14,662 What I'm thinking about you right now? 470 00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:18,065 - What? I look 38 or 39, it's hard to tell? 471 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:20,801 Oh, don't look so wounded. 472 00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,336 You know I had to stop that check. 473 00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:25,072 You took advantage of someone in a morphine haze. 474 00:19:25,074 --> 00:19:27,174 - If you think that was being taken advantage of, 475 00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:30,044 You've never blacked out at a pep rally. 476 00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:32,646 - Yes, I stopped that check, but here. 477 00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:34,548 This seems important to you. 478 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,050 - Seemed. 479 00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:38,018 Seemed when I was rich. 480 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,753 Now I have real problems. 481 00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:42,656 - Yeah, and where are them lollipops at? 482 00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:46,560 - You took away my future. - And my lollipops. 483 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,563 - No, caroline, I took away my money. 484 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,232 And by forcing you to find you own way, 485 00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,367 I may have given you a better future. 486 00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:56,704 Cute shop. Too big, too soon. 487 00:19:56,706 --> 00:20:00,107 You'll figure it out. 488 00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:02,676 - Aunt charity? 489 00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:06,880 You look 42. 490 00:20:06,882 --> 00:20:10,951 - We all know I don't. 491 00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:14,588 - The shop's over. 492 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,725 Wow, I thought for sure we'd be a success. 493 00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:20,227 - Well, who says we're not? 494 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,096 I mean, we had some fun, right? 495 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:25,633 And we have a cool-ass red arrow. 496 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,101 And we have this big check, 497 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,469 Which is just enough to pay back sophie 498 00:20:28,471 --> 00:20:30,871 And everybody else we owe money to. 499 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:32,106 - That's true. 500 00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:34,108 So in a way, we're kind of success. 501 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,744 I mean, we did go from broke to broke even. 502 00:20:36,746 --> 00:20:38,245 - We nailed it. 503 00:20:38,247 --> 00:20:41,315 - I just wish we had a clear-cut sign 504 00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:43,917 That letting go of this place was the right thing to do. 505 00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:46,453 [car horn blares] 506 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:50,090 [both scream] 507 00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:53,093 - Ehr mah gerd! 508 00:20:53,095 --> 00:20:56,063 - My night-night cocoa cup. 509 00:20:56,065 --> 00:20:59,166 - You wanted a sign? That's your sign! 510 00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:01,769 No matter what hits you, you'll be okay. 511 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,605 [mug shatters] 512 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:09,677 - Well, I feel sorry for whoever owns this dump. 513 00:21:12,781 --> 00:21:15,849 [cash register bell dings]