1 00:00:01,778 --> 00:00:03,245 - Mm! 2 00:00:03,247 --> 00:00:05,714 I like the lemon. So good. 3 00:00:05,716 --> 00:00:07,115 - And with the vanilla frosting, 4 00:00:07,117 --> 00:00:09,684 It would make a lovely cupcake wedding cake. 5 00:00:09,686 --> 00:00:11,053 - Mm. 6 00:00:11,055 --> 00:00:13,522 Oh, my god. Oh, my god! 7 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,490 The chocolate! 8 00:00:15,492 --> 00:00:18,593 - You do realize you're not alone, right? 9 00:00:18,595 --> 00:00:19,895 - I'm gonna get some water, 10 00:00:19,897 --> 00:00:22,030 And then I'll be back to taste everything! 11 00:00:22,032 --> 00:00:23,799 - [laughs] 12 00:00:23,801 --> 00:00:27,636 There's no wedding. 13 00:00:27,638 --> 00:00:29,171 - What? - It's a scam. 14 00:00:29,173 --> 00:00:30,472 I know her game. 15 00:00:30,474 --> 00:00:32,340 There isn't a denny's on the eastern seaboard 16 00:00:32,342 --> 00:00:33,875 I haven't hit up and said it's my birthday 17 00:00:33,877 --> 00:00:36,678 For a free sundae. 18 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,779 - Well, what if you're wrong, 19 00:00:37,781 --> 00:00:39,214 And she is the real deal? 20 00:00:39,216 --> 00:00:41,216 A cupcake wedding cake could be a lot of money. 21 00:00:41,218 --> 00:00:42,451 - We have to crack her b.S. 22 00:00:42,453 --> 00:00:44,252 Before she eats our cupcakes, and then us. 23 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:45,720 Follow my lead. 24 00:00:45,722 --> 00:00:47,889 - Oh! What are we tasting now? 25 00:00:47,891 --> 00:00:49,191 - Coconut. 26 00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:51,426 What's your fiance's name? - Doug franklin. 27 00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:52,894 - Where'd you meet? - He's a fireman. 28 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:54,629 He rescued my cat. - Aw. 29 00:00:54,631 --> 00:00:57,999 - No, aw. That's an insurance commercial. 30 00:00:58,001 --> 00:01:00,469 So where's the wedding? - Barefoot on the beach. 31 00:01:00,471 --> 00:01:02,737 - That's a tampon commercial. 32 00:01:02,739 --> 00:01:04,306 - Ooh! Hi, baby! 33 00:01:04,308 --> 00:01:06,374 [sighs] 34 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:08,743 - Max, you're wrong. They're kissing. 35 00:01:08,745 --> 00:01:11,213 - Nope, he's either an out-of-work actor she hired, 36 00:01:11,215 --> 00:01:14,216 Or he has cake in his mouth. 37 00:01:14,218 --> 00:01:16,551 - ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 38 00:01:16,553 --> 00:01:18,120 [cash register bell dings] 39 00:01:18,122 --> 00:01:22,624 ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 40 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,600 - I have an announcement to make. 41 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:34,603 - You found your first "down there" hair? 42 00:01:34,605 --> 00:01:37,105 - No, it's the last chance to put in your business card 43 00:01:37,107 --> 00:01:38,940 To win a luxury weekend vacation. 44 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:40,509 It's han's big promo. 45 00:01:40,511 --> 00:01:42,377 - Well, he's finally announced it. 46 00:01:42,379 --> 00:01:44,713 Han's a big promo. 47 00:01:44,715 --> 00:01:47,649 - Well, he's a little promo. 48 00:01:47,651 --> 00:01:49,784 - Good luck, you now have a chance 49 00:01:49,786 --> 00:01:52,154 To win a fancy two-room suite in the country, 50 00:01:52,156 --> 00:01:55,624 And there's a fireplace because daddy don't skimp. 51 00:01:55,626 --> 00:01:58,860 - Aw, I miss our fireplace in the country. 52 00:01:58,862 --> 00:02:00,395 My father and I would sit together, 53 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:02,898 And I'd roast marshmallows, and then he'd burn 54 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:06,301 What I now realize must've been incriminating documents. 55 00:02:06,303 --> 00:02:10,639 - Hi, everybody! The raffle girl is here. 56 00:02:10,641 --> 00:02:12,741 Oh, I get to pull the winner! 57 00:02:12,743 --> 00:02:14,209 - She pulled me twice today, 58 00:02:14,211 --> 00:02:16,478 And I won both times. 59 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,713 - Sophie, the way you look tonight, 60 00:02:18,715 --> 00:02:20,415 We are all winners. 61 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:23,652 - Oh, earl, that is so sweet. 62 00:02:23,654 --> 00:02:28,723 I would kiss you if it was legal. 63 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:31,993 All right, I'm going to put in one 64 00:02:31,995 --> 00:02:34,396 Of my cleaning company cards. 65 00:02:34,398 --> 00:02:35,730 All right. 66 00:02:35,732 --> 00:02:37,199 Who's gonna be the winner? 67 00:02:37,201 --> 00:02:40,735 - Yeah, yeah, shake it like a polaroid picture, baby. 68 00:02:40,737 --> 00:02:42,871 - Yeah. Oh. 69 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:45,340 Oh, no, that doesn't feel like my card. 70 00:02:45,342 --> 00:02:47,342 - Sophie, that's cheating. 71 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:51,146 - Hey, keep out of it, glinda the good bitch. 72 00:02:51,148 --> 00:02:54,950 And the winner is... 73 00:02:54,952 --> 00:02:57,285 Max's homemade cupcakes? 74 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:59,854 Both: Oh, my god! We won! 75 00:02:59,856 --> 00:03:01,456 - Congratulations! 76 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,725 - I've never won anything in my life! 77 00:03:03,727 --> 00:03:05,060 Except for that time I got stoned 78 00:03:05,062 --> 00:03:07,896 And accidentally won that hot dog eating contest. 79 00:03:07,898 --> 00:03:09,598 - Wait, how did this even happen? 80 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,665 Did you put our card in? 81 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:12,500 - Actually, I put your card in, 82 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:14,002 And I took a few out. 83 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:16,238 I figured you girls could use a vacation. 84 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,439 You girls been working harder 85 00:03:17,441 --> 00:03:20,375 Than my liver on payday. 86 00:03:20,377 --> 00:03:22,110 - Oh, earl, you're like santa 87 00:03:22,112 --> 00:03:25,547 Without the weird fixation on children. 88 00:03:25,549 --> 00:03:27,749 - It was so nice of earl to enter us. 89 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:31,853 - Oh, stop. He's like my father. 90 00:03:31,855 --> 00:03:33,888 Wow, this place actually looks nice. 91 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:36,057 Ooh, an outhouse! 92 00:03:36,059 --> 00:03:38,126 - Max, that's a sauna. - Oh. 93 00:03:38,128 --> 00:03:40,495 Either way, I'm peeing in it. 94 00:03:40,497 --> 00:03:42,397 - But max, can we leave the shop? 95 00:03:42,399 --> 00:03:43,965 I mean, even though business has been slow, 96 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:45,033 What if dottie wants to come back 97 00:03:45,035 --> 00:03:46,401 And order cupcakes for her wedding? 98 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:48,803 - First off, she ate them all. 99 00:03:48,805 --> 00:03:50,372 Second, there is no wedding. 100 00:03:50,374 --> 00:03:51,940 She's a b.S. Bride. 101 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,174 I guarantee you, right now, 102 00:03:53,176 --> 00:03:54,943 She's crawling through an air-conditioning vent 103 00:03:54,945 --> 00:03:56,978 At a krispy kreme. 104 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,581 - Andy in the house! 105 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,716 Sorry, I was watching a living singlemarathon 106 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:04,019 Before I came over. 107 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:05,687 - You are not gonna believe this. 108 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:07,255 We won a weekend getaway. 109 00:04:07,257 --> 00:04:09,557 Isn't that exciting? We really needed this. 110 00:04:09,559 --> 00:04:11,126 - That's great! - [sighs] 111 00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:12,627 - We do need this. Thanks, babe. 112 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:14,362 And I was hoping to get a little special one-on-one time 113 00:04:14,364 --> 00:04:15,430 With you this weekend. 114 00:04:15,432 --> 00:04:16,531 So when do we leave? 115 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:17,699 - Oh, we! 116 00:04:17,701 --> 00:04:19,134 We can leave tomorrow. 117 00:04:19,136 --> 00:04:21,903 We--we--we all the way there. 118 00:04:21,905 --> 00:04:24,005 Look, han said it was a two-room suite. 119 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:25,040 Andy can come with us. 120 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,341 It's still our trip. 121 00:04:26,343 --> 00:04:27,909 He doesn't have to know he's the third wheel. 122 00:04:27,911 --> 00:04:30,211 - [groans] well, you know I'm always a fan of lying, 123 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:31,980 So I'm in. 124 00:04:31,982 --> 00:04:33,448 - It's still our trip. 125 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:36,117 She doesn't have to know she's the third wheel. 126 00:04:36,119 --> 00:04:37,652 - Well, you know I'm not a fan of lying, 127 00:04:37,654 --> 00:04:40,488 But okay, I'm in. 128 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:48,830 - [sighs] I love a road trip. 129 00:04:48,832 --> 00:04:50,332 My mom and I took one in third grade 130 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,801 For, like, a year, but we'd just drive around locally and-- 131 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:56,104 Oh, my god, I lived in a car. 132 00:04:56,106 --> 00:04:58,206 - Hey, let's play a card game. 133 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:01,042 I spy something red. 134 00:05:01,044 --> 00:05:02,977 - Is it that gas station? 135 00:05:02,979 --> 00:05:04,012 - Nope. 136 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:05,547 - Is it that truck? - Nope. 137 00:05:05,549 --> 00:05:07,816 - Is it boring? Yes! My turn. 138 00:05:07,818 --> 00:05:10,385 I spy something annoying. 139 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:11,686 - Is it me? - Yes! 140 00:05:11,688 --> 00:05:12,821 - I knew the joke was on me, 141 00:05:12,823 --> 00:05:14,656 But I love to win. 142 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:16,691 - You are not annoying. You're adorable. 143 00:05:16,693 --> 00:05:18,927 - I spy a big man-gina. 144 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:20,328 - Is it me? - Yes! 145 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:22,197 - I like to win too. 146 00:05:22,199 --> 00:05:24,366 [cell phone rings] 147 00:05:24,368 --> 00:05:26,501 - Max's homemade cupcakes. 148 00:05:26,503 --> 00:05:27,969 Hello? 149 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:29,404 [groans] bad cell area. 150 00:05:29,406 --> 00:05:31,873 Max, I think that might've been dottie, the b.S. Bride. 151 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:32,907 I couldn't hear the words, 152 00:05:32,909 --> 00:05:35,410 But she sounded unnaturally confident. 153 00:05:35,412 --> 00:05:38,146 Maybe the b.S. Stands for "big sale." 154 00:05:38,148 --> 00:05:39,781 - No more business calls, okay? 155 00:05:39,783 --> 00:05:41,149 I thought we were getting away for fun. 156 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:42,684 - We are, but our business 157 00:05:42,686 --> 00:05:44,219 Is nowhere near where we need it to be, 158 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:45,587 And when it comes to ignoring a call, 159 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:47,088 It's kind of hard. 160 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,891 - Hey, you know what this area of the mountains is known for? 161 00:05:49,893 --> 00:05:52,460 - Wineries and incest? 162 00:05:52,462 --> 00:05:54,362 - Alien abductions! 163 00:05:54,364 --> 00:05:55,563 I know all about it. 164 00:05:55,565 --> 00:05:57,399 People disappear from here all the time. 165 00:05:57,401 --> 00:05:59,868 - Max, there's no such thing as an extraterrestrial. 166 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:04,406 - Okay, first, that's something an extraterrestrial would say. 167 00:06:04,408 --> 00:06:06,641 I've always wanted to be abducted. 168 00:06:06,643 --> 00:06:10,378 And my guidance counselor said I had no goals. 169 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,181 - And here we go. 170 00:06:13,183 --> 00:06:14,582 Again, I don't believe in names, 171 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:16,851 But feel free to call me "roger" if it helps you. 172 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,987 - Get out! Get out! 173 00:06:18,989 --> 00:06:21,256 The bed floats! This is awesome! 174 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:23,758 Usually, you gotta bring the ropes to the bed. 175 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,661 This way, you get to eliminate a whole step! 176 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:28,062 - The bed's sculptural beauty 177 00:06:28,064 --> 00:06:30,765 Is actually surpassed by the joy of resting in it. 178 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,534 Some say it's like being rocked to sleep 179 00:06:32,536 --> 00:06:34,335 In the arms of god. 180 00:06:34,337 --> 00:06:36,971 - It's a sex bed, roger. 181 00:06:36,973 --> 00:06:38,606 - May I light the fire for you? 182 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,008 - Oh, no, thanks. I can do it. 183 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,209 I was an eagle scout. 184 00:06:41,211 --> 00:06:42,510 Man, there's just not enough occasions 185 00:06:42,512 --> 00:06:45,046 Where I can brag about that. 186 00:06:45,048 --> 00:06:47,282 - The room is cute, but really tiny. 187 00:06:47,284 --> 00:06:48,550 We're gonna need a bigger space, 188 00:06:48,552 --> 00:06:52,020 Unless we're hobbits. 189 00:06:52,022 --> 00:06:53,621 Is this the door to the adjoining room? 190 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,023 - Well, that is an adjoining room, 191 00:06:55,025 --> 00:06:56,858 But it's not included in your package. 192 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:57,992 - Oh, damn it! 193 00:06:57,994 --> 00:06:59,427 We should've known han's package 194 00:06:59,429 --> 00:07:03,364 Was gonna be smaller than he said it is. 195 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:06,734 [groans] 196 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:08,470 - I'm sorry. All the other cabins are booked. 197 00:07:08,472 --> 00:07:10,638 I'll bring you some bedding for the couch 198 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,408 At an additional price. 199 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:16,110 Ohm shanti. 200 00:07:16,112 --> 00:07:18,580 - [groans] well, I guess you guys 201 00:07:18,582 --> 00:07:20,882 Are the couple, so I'll sleep on the couch. 202 00:07:20,884 --> 00:07:22,050 I can sleep anywhere. 203 00:07:22,052 --> 00:07:23,218 First two years of my life, 204 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:26,588 My bed was a pile of unopened mail. 205 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:27,989 - A big, roaring fire 206 00:07:27,991 --> 00:07:29,991 Is gonna be so romantic. 207 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:31,426 Come over here closer to me, 208 00:07:31,428 --> 00:07:32,861 You big eagle scout. 209 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:38,600 - Well, now you sound like my scoutmaster. 210 00:07:38,602 --> 00:07:40,702 Hey, don't start anything you can't finish in a minute. 211 00:07:40,704 --> 00:07:42,103 Max'll be right out. 212 00:07:42,105 --> 00:07:44,706 Something tells me she's not a consistent hand-washer. 213 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:45,974 - You do your thing. 214 00:07:45,976 --> 00:07:47,175 I'm just gonna sit right here, 215 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:49,344 And watch my man build a fire. 216 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:51,012 - Oh, great, this is cedar! 217 00:07:51,014 --> 00:07:52,247 It's gonna smell so awesome. 218 00:07:52,249 --> 00:07:54,749 I love falling asleep to the sound of a fire. 219 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:56,117 - Oh, my god. 220 00:07:56,119 --> 00:07:57,252 I know, no business stuff, 221 00:07:57,254 --> 00:07:59,220 But I just got a text about a big order. 222 00:07:59,222 --> 00:08:01,022 - That's fine, just remember this weekend-- 223 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:03,091 - Oh, I know, me and you. 224 00:08:03,093 --> 00:08:06,094 Me and you, me and you-- 225 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:07,929 Max! Max. 226 00:08:07,931 --> 00:08:09,898 Turns out the b.S. Bride isn't b.S. 227 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,766 She wants pricing on a wedding cupcake cake, 228 00:08:11,768 --> 00:08:14,135 And a groom's cupcake cake, for 300 guests. 229 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:15,370 - [exhales] great! 230 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:18,740 Almost as great as these little fuzzy shoes! 231 00:08:18,742 --> 00:08:20,742 They were in a sealed plastic package. 232 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:22,777 I'm the first one to ever open them. 233 00:08:22,779 --> 00:08:26,981 They're like condoms for your feet! 234 00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:28,850 ♪ new shoes, new shoes 235 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:29,918 - Where are you going? 236 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,119 - To the sauna. 237 00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:32,687 Hopefully, I'll be abducted on my way, 238 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:33,955 But know that even though I'm gone, 239 00:08:33,957 --> 00:08:36,991 I'm happier up there with my alien lover. 240 00:08:36,993 --> 00:08:38,426 True, they don't have lips, 241 00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:41,362 But they do have crazy-long fingers. 242 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:42,730 - I'll go with you. 243 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:43,998 Not to talk about work, 244 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,167 But she can't go alone. There might be bears. 245 00:08:46,169 --> 00:08:48,202 There were always bears at my chalet in aspen, 246 00:08:48,204 --> 00:08:50,705 In the woods, lying on the floors, everywhere. 247 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:54,442 You know, until peta attacked the house. 248 00:08:54,444 --> 00:08:56,811 - So this is a fancy sauna? 249 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:57,912 Not impressed. 250 00:08:57,914 --> 00:08:59,547 People pay for the privilege 251 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:02,617 Of sitting in decades of ass sweat? 252 00:09:02,619 --> 00:09:04,218 - How come your towel's staying up 253 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,387 So much better than mine? 254 00:09:06,389 --> 00:09:09,157 - I can think of two reasons. 255 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,159 I'm gonna get some water, and then start peeing. 256 00:09:11,161 --> 00:09:12,460 - When you come back, we have to discuss 257 00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:13,695 The b.S. Bride's cake. 258 00:09:13,697 --> 00:09:15,863 We can't screw this up. It's all we have. 259 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:18,566 [sighs] this heat is amazing. 260 00:09:18,568 --> 00:09:21,202 Mother of god! That's hot. 261 00:09:21,204 --> 00:09:22,904 [sighs] - there are bears out there. 262 00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:24,405 They're coming this way. - What? 263 00:09:24,407 --> 00:09:26,507 Max, get in here! Close the door! 264 00:09:26,509 --> 00:09:29,077 - Fine, but they'll just open it and come in. 265 00:09:29,079 --> 00:09:31,746 - Bears can't open doors and walk in. 266 00:09:31,748 --> 00:09:35,216 - These ones can. 267 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:37,986 - Hey, girls. You mind if we join you? 268 00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:39,287 - You guys are gay bears, right? 269 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,089 - Max! - It's cool. 270 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:42,857 My prom date is big in the bear scene now, 271 00:09:42,859 --> 00:09:44,258 But in high school, they just called him a jock 272 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,293 Who cried sometimes. 273 00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:46,661 [laughter] 274 00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:49,530 - Yep, we're bears. Big, hairy, not scary. 275 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:51,032 [chuckling] 276 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:52,467 - I'm deke. This is dirk. 277 00:09:52,469 --> 00:09:54,235 - Yup, we're deke and dirk. 278 00:09:54,237 --> 00:09:56,437 Pause for reaction. [laughter] 279 00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:58,006 - I'm caroline, and this is max. 280 00:09:58,008 --> 00:10:00,074 - Are you girls lipstick lesbians? 281 00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:02,076 - No, we're just friends, 282 00:10:02,078 --> 00:10:03,544 And we can't afford lipstick. 283 00:10:03,546 --> 00:10:05,179 - [groans] especially at this gift shop. 284 00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:06,180 Have you seen the prices? 285 00:10:06,182 --> 00:10:07,749 $25 for chap stick? 286 00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:09,517 Please. No one's lips are that chapped. 287 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:10,785 [laughter] 288 00:10:10,787 --> 00:10:11,953 - And he would know. 289 00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:14,022 This one's the king of face creaming. 290 00:10:14,024 --> 00:10:15,890 [laughter] 291 00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:17,225 - A little bit dirtier than what it is. 292 00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:19,527 I'm actually a dermatologist. 293 00:10:19,529 --> 00:10:20,528 - Oh, my god. 294 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:21,663 Do not tell me I'm lucky enough 295 00:10:21,665 --> 00:10:23,531 To be in a sauna with two dermatologists. 296 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,632 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 297 00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:25,767 I'm an astrophysicist. 298 00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:28,036 - Oh, smarter than the average bear. 299 00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:29,470 [laughter] 300 00:10:29,472 --> 00:10:30,805 - Loving her. - Mm-hmm. 301 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:33,374 - So you know about space stuff, smarty bear. 302 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:34,709 Do you believe in aliens? 303 00:10:34,711 --> 00:10:37,545 - Oh, I do, and I believe they're living among us. 304 00:10:37,547 --> 00:10:40,748 I'm looking at you, christina ricci! 305 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,483 - So talk to me, deke. What can you give me? 306 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:44,052 - He has plenty of free cream samples 307 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:45,386 Back in our room. 308 00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:47,021 - And it's the good stuff. You should come by! 309 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:48,089 We're in cabin four. 310 00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:49,524 - No way! We're in cabin three. 311 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:52,360 Both: Ah! 312 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:53,928 - How about those rope beds? 313 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:56,164 You know it's kinky when the bed is already tied up. 314 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,465 [laughter] 315 00:10:57,467 --> 00:11:00,301 - First, we were all "um, we're gonna fall," 316 00:11:00,303 --> 00:11:01,402 But then we thought, "what the hell? 317 00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:02,704 It's our man-iversary." 318 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:03,905 - Aw, you're married? 319 00:11:03,907 --> 00:11:05,573 Happy anniversary. 320 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:07,608 Now, let's get back to those free creams. 321 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:08,810 Oh, and here's our card 322 00:11:08,812 --> 00:11:09,811 If you're ever in the neighborhood 323 00:11:09,813 --> 00:11:11,245 Or need a big order. 324 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,481 - You brought a business card to a sauna? 325 00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:15,550 I don't wanna know where you kept that. 326 00:11:15,552 --> 00:11:17,218 - Max's homemade cupcakes. - Mm. 327 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,053 - Or in your case, cub-cakes. 328 00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:20,855 [laughter] 329 00:11:20,857 --> 00:11:22,390 - Loving her. - Living for her. 330 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:23,491 - Wanna come back as her. 331 00:11:23,493 --> 00:11:25,693 [laughter] 332 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,068 - There you go, your dinner for two. 333 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:35,737 Two soups, two salads, two entrees, two desserts. 334 00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:38,906 I hope you three enjoy. 335 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,742 - Maybe could we order another meal? 336 00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:42,210 - No problem, just call. 337 00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,945 Extra charge, of course. 338 00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:45,446 Ohm shanti. 339 00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:48,483 - Ohm shanti means "screw you" in yoga, right? 340 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,685 - [exhales] I am so starving. 341 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,587 Oh, my god, this looks amazing! 342 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,522 Oh, and the bread is still warm! 343 00:11:54,524 --> 00:11:57,358 - And there's one of those crazy-ass pretzel rolls. 344 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,926 Is it a pretzel? Is it a roll? 345 00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:00,261 No idea, it's crazy. 346 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:01,462 - [giggles] 347 00:12:01,464 --> 00:12:02,864 Max, put some of this butter on it. 348 00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:05,199 - Try and stop me, bitch! 349 00:12:05,201 --> 00:12:07,168 Here, take half. - Thanks! 350 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,669 Mm. 351 00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:09,937 - Yo. - [coughs] 352 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:12,440 Oh, my god, andy! I totally forgot. 353 00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:14,809 Not about you. I forgot my manners. 354 00:12:14,811 --> 00:12:16,210 If my danish governess were here, 355 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,613 She would hit me with her wooden spoon. 356 00:12:18,615 --> 00:12:19,714 I'm so sorry. 357 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,282 Go, sit. You eat. 358 00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:22,550 Enjoy the pretzel roll. 359 00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:25,219 - It's gone. You snooze, you lose. 360 00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:26,220 No, you sit. I'm good. 361 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:27,321 I'll order more food. 362 00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:28,556 - No, sit! Sit. 363 00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:31,159 I'm the bad one. 364 00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:33,427 - This soup is "duh-mazing." 365 00:12:33,429 --> 00:12:34,862 Just a word I made up 366 00:12:34,864 --> 00:12:36,497 For when something's so amazing, you're stunned, 367 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:38,199 And all you can say is "duh." 368 00:12:38,201 --> 00:12:39,934 Duh-mazing. 369 00:12:39,936 --> 00:12:42,203 - Yes, I'd like to order anoth-- 370 00:12:42,205 --> 00:12:44,572 Yes, I'll hold. 371 00:12:44,574 --> 00:12:48,109 I think the hold music is just roger singing. 372 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:49,377 - Okay, hang up the phone. 373 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:50,845 Go sit and eat. Come on. 374 00:12:50,847 --> 00:12:52,413 Hurry before max eats the table. 375 00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:54,382 - No, you eat. 376 00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,184 After all, it's our special weekend. 377 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:57,552 I want you to enjoy it. 378 00:12:57,554 --> 00:12:58,686 - Well, okay, 379 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,488 But only because it's a special occasion. 380 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:01,622 - Good! 381 00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:02,824 I'm gonna go take a hot shower. 382 00:13:02,826 --> 00:13:04,125 Besides, it's always better to make love 383 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:05,393 On an empty stomach. 384 00:13:05,395 --> 00:13:09,297 - That must be why there are so many people in india. 385 00:13:09,299 --> 00:13:11,299 - Max, I got a favor to ask you. 386 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:13,134 Do you think you can go visit your bear friends next door, 387 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:14,869 Maybe give us some private time? 388 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:17,738 It'll be your birthday gift to me. 389 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,240 - Oh! 390 00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:21,809 It would be my birthday gift to you 391 00:13:21,811 --> 00:13:23,244 Because it's your birthday. 392 00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:25,379 - Yeah, just for, like, two hours. 393 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:26,647 Okay, one hour. 394 00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:27,915 I'll skip the foreplay, 395 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,483 And that'll be my birthday gift to myself. 396 00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:31,052 - [laughs] 397 00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:34,021 Cool, then I'll just go do that, then. 398 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:35,857 I mean, caroline went to all this trouble 399 00:13:35,859 --> 00:13:37,892 To get you a trip for your birthday, I assume. 400 00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:39,160 - I know, 401 00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:41,195 And I was really looking forward to some birthday sex 402 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:42,964 Since we haven't really connected that way 403 00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:45,199 Since the shop started giving you guys so much trouble. 404 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,368 - But the shop's been in trouble for weeks. 405 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:51,205 - Yeah, so maybe I'll only need, like, a half hour with her. 406 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:53,341 - I need my book. I'm gonna take a bath instead. 407 00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:55,109 That tub is so amazing. 408 00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:56,244 I'm just gonna soak in it 409 00:13:56,246 --> 00:13:58,246 And blissfully forget all my problems. 410 00:13:58,248 --> 00:14:00,281 - As well as some other things. 411 00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:02,350 - Max is gonna go visit yogi and boo boo next door 412 00:14:02,352 --> 00:14:03,818 And give us some private time. 413 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:04,819 - She can't do that. 414 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:06,120 It's their man-iversary. 415 00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:07,588 They need their private time. 416 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,523 - Yes, but you guys 417 00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:12,426 Are celebrating a special thing, too. 418 00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:14,328 - What? What are we celebrating? 419 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,364 - Andy's birthday. Oh, damn it! 420 00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:19,133 Now, I went and spoiled all the special sexual things 421 00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,969 You had planned for him. 422 00:14:21,971 --> 00:14:23,571 - [groans] damn it, max! 423 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,673 Now, you did give it all away. 424 00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:28,009 We were gonna do missionary, 425 00:14:28,011 --> 00:14:33,080 And...The other one. 426 00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:36,918 [sighs] okay. 427 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,552 Okay, I'm sorry. I forgot. 428 00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:41,255 I don't know how. I knewtoday was your birthday. 429 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:43,658 - It's tomorrow. 430 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,159 - So yippee! 431 00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:46,394 She hasn't missed it. 432 00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:47,728 All's right with the world. 433 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:48,829 [laughs] 434 00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:51,732 I'm gonna go visit the berenstains. 435 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:54,135 - This weekend wasn't about my birthday, was it? 436 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,270 - [knocks at door] come on, come on. 437 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:57,738 Get your hand out of his honeypot 438 00:14:57,740 --> 00:15:00,608 And get over here. 439 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:01,976 I'll be gone in a second, 440 00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:04,879 And then you guys can jump-start your sex life again. 441 00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,248 - What do you mean "jump-start"? 442 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,616 How could you tell max 443 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:09,817 That we haven't had sex? 444 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:11,619 You haven't even discussed that with me. 445 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:12,787 - Come on, aliens. 446 00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:14,488 If you're ever going to abduct me, 447 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:16,390 This would be the time. 448 00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:17,925 - Don't take the attention off the fact 449 00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:20,928 That you forgot my birthday. 450 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,730 - Oh, god, I wish I was a cartoon, 451 00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:24,065 So I could run right through this door, 452 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:27,568 And leave behind a body-shaped hole. 453 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:28,669 - Oh, hey, max. - Hey. 454 00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:29,670 Mind if I hibernate for a minute? 455 00:15:29,672 --> 00:15:30,972 - Oh, sure, come on in. 456 00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:32,873 We were just gonna eat and then dye our chest hair. 457 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,875 - [laughs] 458 00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:37,345 Close that damn door now. 459 00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:39,113 Thanks, it was just getting a little tense in there. 460 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:41,549 She forgot his birthday. - Mm, ouch. 461 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:42,850 Well, he forgot mine once, 462 00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:45,519 And now it's his ankle tattoo. 463 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:47,221 - Max, please, I insist. 464 00:15:47,223 --> 00:15:48,389 - You don't have to ask me twice. 465 00:15:48,391 --> 00:15:50,524 You gonna eat the pretzel roll? 466 00:15:50,526 --> 00:15:52,760 - Andy, I'm sorry about your birthday. 467 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,128 It just went out of my head. 468 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:55,296 I feel bad. 469 00:15:55,298 --> 00:15:56,297 - And I feel sick. 470 00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:57,932 Can you stop swinging the bed? 471 00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,934 - Sorry, I'm nervous. 472 00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:01,535 - Yeah, you're nervous a lot, 473 00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:03,838 Which is why our other bed isn't moving at all. 474 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,905 - No, no, no, no, no, don't go. 475 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,108 Come back. Come back to the sex bed. 476 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,376 Let's get some sex going! 477 00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:11,012 Come on! We can get this bed moving now! 478 00:16:11,014 --> 00:16:12,013 See! 479 00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:13,781 See? 480 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:16,617 Hey! Oh, hi! 481 00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:19,453 Oh, it's your birthday! It's your birthday! 482 00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,022 - It's tomorrow. 483 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:22,623 - Okay. Okay. 484 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,125 I can do better, see? 485 00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:25,593 Here we go! 486 00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,395 Now, here we go! 487 00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:32,433 Wanna see me twerk it? Oh! 488 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:35,736 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 489 00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:37,638 If I'd had any food, I would throw up. 490 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,073 - Okay, yeah, have a seat. 491 00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:40,775 Let's have some bread. 492 00:16:40,777 --> 00:16:42,610 - [exhales] 493 00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:45,212 Has it really been that long since we had sex? 494 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,547 - Sweetie, after that dance, 495 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:51,185 It's hard to believe you've ever had sex. 496 00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:52,319 - It hasn't been that long. 497 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,521 The shop opened on the 12th, 498 00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:55,790 So it's... 499 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,558 What? 500 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,826 - No, it's just interesting 501 00:16:58,828 --> 00:17:01,095 You had no problem remembering that date. 502 00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:03,064 Let me ask you a question. 503 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,665 Where do you think you're going? 504 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,900 - What do you mean? I'm here. 505 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:07,134 - No. 506 00:17:07,136 --> 00:17:08,369 Where do you think you're going? 507 00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:10,604 Like, where do you see your life in a year? 508 00:17:10,606 --> 00:17:12,339 - Well, pretty soon, max and I 509 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,574 Will be out of this rough patch, 510 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:14,742 And full force with the business, 511 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,277 Doing weddings and big events, 512 00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:18,612 And then max and I will probably open another store, 513 00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:19,680 Get a bigger apartment. 514 00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:22,583 - Okay, and am I in there somewhere? 515 00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,019 - Oh, come on. I was getting to you. 516 00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,220 - Were you? 517 00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:28,789 When? When were you getting to me? 518 00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,459 After your business is a success? 519 00:17:31,461 --> 00:17:32,660 - No! Now. 520 00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:35,663 Come on. Sex time in the sex bed. 521 00:17:35,665 --> 00:17:39,500 [groans] 522 00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:43,270 Wanna do it on the floor? 523 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:48,109 - This is so comfortable! 524 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:49,810 You put a belt on this, you could wear it out. 525 00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:51,145 - [chuckles] 526 00:17:51,147 --> 00:17:52,746 - Just don't try that at your in-laws' house 527 00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:54,748 With a matching turban. 528 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,451 - Dirk, my father worked 40 years in the factory 529 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:58,819 Before he lost his arm. 530 00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,988 He doesn't get "camp." - okay. 531 00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,056 - Now get up here, lady. 532 00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:03,224 We're having cookies and milk. 533 00:18:03,226 --> 00:18:04,992 - [groans] you guys rock. 534 00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:07,261 I promise I won't stay here all night. 535 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,496 Don't wanna get trapped in the middle 536 00:18:08,498 --> 00:18:10,331 Of your country bear jamboree. 537 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,066 [chuckling] 538 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,134 - Please, honey. 539 00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:14,935 You are perfectly safe in this bed. 540 00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:17,671 We haven't had sex in a year. 541 00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:19,440 - Why would you tell her that? 542 00:18:19,442 --> 00:18:21,142 - Well, she told us about her friends not having sex. 543 00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:22,576 I thought it was on the table. 544 00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:24,612 - But we haven't even discussed that. 545 00:18:24,614 --> 00:18:29,083 - Mother ship, make it happen! 546 00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:33,821 This is the time to abduct me. 547 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:36,090 - Hi. Max, you can come back. Andy left. 548 00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:37,691 He said he'd find his own way home. 549 00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:41,362 - He left? - Because you're not having sex? 550 00:18:41,364 --> 00:18:43,931 - Max, you told the bears we're not having sex? 551 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,099 Why would you share that? 552 00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:46,367 - Exactly, caroline. 553 00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:48,102 And why would you tell max that, 554 00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:50,337 When you never even brought it up in our gestalt therapy? 555 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,107 - I was planning on addressing it with you this weekend. 556 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,209 You think I'd spend $500 on this room 557 00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:56,510 For milk and cookies? 558 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,312 - I think we're all forgetting 559 00:18:58,314 --> 00:19:00,381 How good that soup was. 560 00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:01,715 - Well, I'm sorry if I haven't been feeling 561 00:19:01,717 --> 00:19:02,917 Very attractive lately. 562 00:19:02,919 --> 00:19:05,419 - I tell you how handsome you are every day. 563 00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:10,157 - Don't you guys look exactly alike? 564 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:11,292 - Are you okay? 565 00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:12,626 - I'm all right. 566 00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:14,795 - You wanna get in bed and cuddle for a little while? 567 00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:16,397 - No, it's-- yeah. 568 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:17,965 - Come on. Yeah, get in here. 569 00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,234 There you go. There you go. 570 00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:22,303 Both: Whoo! 571 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:25,339 - Oh, good. You're alive. 572 00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:26,974 When I heard you left and walked through the woods, 573 00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:30,844 I wondered, "was there anal probing?" 574 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,814 By an alien, not a grifter. 575 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,149 - You texted you wanted to see me? 576 00:19:35,151 --> 00:19:37,918 - Well, someone did. 577 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,453 - Happy birthday! 578 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:40,621 Now, come on, blow. 579 00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:42,223 - I don't really feel like doing that. 580 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:45,426 - Welcome to our world. 581 00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:49,663 - Andy, I'm so sorry about everything. 582 00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:50,798 - It's okay. 583 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,566 I had a lot of time to think on the bus, 584 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,401 And the other bus, and the bus I had to take 585 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,036 When that bus broke down. 586 00:19:56,038 --> 00:19:57,271 - If it makes you feel any better, 587 00:19:57,273 --> 00:20:00,441 I have rope burns all down my back. 588 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:03,110 Andy, I'm sorry about your birthday. 589 00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:04,612 We told each other those dates a month ago. 590 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,580 I wouldn't expect you to remember mine. 591 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,382 - May 28th, 1987. 592 00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,084 10:30 in the morning. 593 00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:14,021 - 10:30 at night, so you're not perfect. 594 00:20:14,023 --> 00:20:16,023 - Look, you have a really busy life, 595 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,592 And you're really ambitious, which I admire, 596 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,161 But I wanna be more than someone you get to eventually. 597 00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:22,529 - And you deserve that. 598 00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,698 It's just I have to put the business first right now-- 599 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,866 - And I get that. 600 00:20:25,868 --> 00:20:29,303 I just--I think we should take a break. 601 00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:30,871 - You wanna take a break? 602 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:33,941 - Maybe, yeah. 603 00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,142 - Are you saying take a break 604 00:20:35,144 --> 00:20:36,210 'cause you really mean "break up," 605 00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,778 But you're trying to be nice? 606 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,381 - Maybe, yeah. 607 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:41,515 I'm sorry if this seems sudden, 608 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:42,850 But I know me, 609 00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:45,286 And maybe it's better sooner than later. 610 00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:47,054 - I'm back! 611 00:20:47,056 --> 00:20:48,622 And I brought my bridesmaids! 612 00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,658 [giggling] 613 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,260 - Looks like business is picking up. 614 00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:55,195 - It's gonna be hard not to see you. 615 00:20:55,197 --> 00:20:57,064 - Yeah, it will be. 616 00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:59,500 I work 10 feet away. 617 00:20:59,502 --> 00:21:00,668 - This way, ladies. 618 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:03,437 We're gonna taste every cupcake they have! 619 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:06,140 - This is the time to take me! 620 00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:07,441 Come on, final offer! 621 00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:09,476 E.T.? Alf? 622 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,612 Christina ricci? 623 00:21:11,614 --> 00:21:14,782 [overlapping chatter] 624 00:21:14,784 --> 00:21:16,850 [cash register bell dings]