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[eerie music]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ I can't do it.

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‐ [with distorted voice]
Press the tip

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onto the paper
and move your hand

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to make a signature.

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‐ It's not about a signature.

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It's condemning thousands
of Americans to torture.

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For what?

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So we can get our hands
on some technology?

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‐ You'd rather the Soviet Union
get their hands

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on "some technology"?

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Stupid fool.

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‐ It's pointless.

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You could take what you want.

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We wouldn't be able
to stop you.

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Why do you need a signature?

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‐ Because if you go back
on our agreement,

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we will need your signature

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when we appeal
to the American people.

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‐ That's blackmail.

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That's treason,
and I won't do it.

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‐ If you won't sign
to help your fellow citizens,

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maybe you'll sign
to help your insipid wife.

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You can either
put ink to paper

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or spend days wiping
brain matter from the wall.

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[gasping]

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‐ Sir.

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Sir!

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ Let her go,
you sons of bitches.

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‐ [groans]
‐ I said let her go!

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Mamie!

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Mamie.

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Get Mattingly.
‐ Yes, sir.

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‐ [with normal voice]
Oh, my birthday party.

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So nice of you all to come.

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‐ [sighs]

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[projector whirring]

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‐ These images
were taken last night

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by one of our interceptors.

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‐ Where was that?

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‐ Just outside Topeka, Kansas.

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They hit three houses.

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We confirmed every residence

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reported a missing person
the next day.

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One of them
was a nine‐year‐old girl.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ Shut off the projector.

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Shut it off!

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[dramatic tone]

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‐ How many does that make?

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How many incursions?

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‐ That we've detected...

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298 over the last three years.

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‐ All these citizens taken,

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and we've heard nothing
from these bastards.

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‐ Not even a goddamn
"thank you."

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‐ Then maybe this was just
a colossal mistake.

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Maybe...

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we were tricked into the lure
of technology and power.

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‐ It's, um, too early to make
any conclusions, sir.

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And now is not the time
for snap judgments.

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[rumbling, booming]

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My God!

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[buzzing]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[chilling music]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[people screaming]

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‐ What the devil's going on?
‐ We have an intruder.

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He showed up on the north lawn,
and now he's in the building

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and headed this way.

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[dramatic music]

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‐ Stop where you are!
[guns cocking]

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Move and I'll shoot.

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‐ Step aside, please.
[guards grunting]

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Much obliged.

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[door bangs open]

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‐ It's too late
to move Providence.

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It's almost outside the door.

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‐ Then we make our stand
right here.

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‐ No.
I know what this is about.

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Stand down.
[door bangs open]

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[eerie tone]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ Mr. President,

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I believe
you've been expecting me.

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My name is Valiant Thor.

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Think of me as a liaison.

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I'm here to supervise
the business at hand‐‐

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the processing
of what we've harvested.

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‐ You mean all the Americans
you've kidnapped.

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‐ What do you mean, "process"?

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‐ The creation
of a new species,

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neither human nor...us,

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but able to survive
on this world.

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It's easier if I just show you.

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[mysterious music]

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[mechanical whirring]

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‐ Sweet Jesus.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ Let's begin
the mission at hand.

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We promised you technology,

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and today we start
to make good on that promise.

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[dramatic music]

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‐ What in the hell is that?

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‐ This is the future.

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Go ahead. Touch it.

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It won't bite.

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[device beeps]

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‐ It's a goddamn television.

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‐ Much better than that.

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It's a computing device you can
hold in the palm of your hand.

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More powerful than the IBM 7090

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now taking up an entire room
at the Pentagon.

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‐ Well, that is impossible.

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‐ One day, these devices
will connect your world

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and usher in an age
of peace and harmony

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among mankind.

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[briefcase slams shut]

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This is what the future holds,
gentlemen.

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Do you want it or not?

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[eerie music]

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‐ Mamie.

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‐ What do you think?

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I'm so happy
with the way it came out,

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I want to start on
the East Room tomorrow morning.

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‐ The East Room?
‐ And thanks to me,

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adults all across the country

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are celebrating their birthdays
with parties.

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They're not just for kiddos
anymore, Mr. Man.

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And now they're going
to celebrate Halloween.

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I want grown‐ups
to join in the fun, dress up,

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that sort of thing.

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Make Halloween less juvenile.

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My legacy will surpass
Eleanor Roosevelt's,

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that old basset hound.

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They all love her, not me.

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Well, that's about
to change forever.

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‐ Uh, given what's happening,

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I don't think that's such
a good idea right now, my love.

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‐ Don't be such a Gloomy Gus.

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[unsettling music]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[eerie music]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[item clatters]
[distorted shout]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[person screams]

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[elevator bell dings]

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[people screaming]

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[item clatters]
[distorted shout]

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[tool whirring,
metallic banging]

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‐ [grunts]

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[dramatic tone]

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[tense music]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[device beeps, whirs]

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What the‐‐

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[electronic buzz]

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[door whirs, creaks]

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[electricity buzzing,
crackling]

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[door whirs]

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[electricity humming, buzzing]

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[mechanical creaking, whirring]

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[door whirs]

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[item clatters]
[person screams]

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[eerie music]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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[people screaming]

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[faint buzzing, creaking]

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[chilling tone]
[gasps]

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‐ No!
No, no, help me!

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[sharp metallic bang]

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‐ Who are you people?

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What the hell is going on here?

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‐ The business at hand.

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[dramatic music]

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Ladies, you can go
about your work, please.

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They weren't prepared
for your visit,

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which wasn't supposed to happen
for another few weeks.

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‐ I heard screams.

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‐ I told maintenance to
double‐check those air ducts.

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They're delivering more sound
than air.

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‐ What is happening
to that man?

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‐ Oh,
he's a respiratory experiment.

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‐ What is this place?

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‐ Where did these tunnels
come from?

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‐ As I understand it,

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they've been here
for several years.

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I was told they were built
in the event

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of a nuclear exchange.

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You didn't know that?

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‐ If I did, I wouldn't be
asking the question.

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‐ Might want to keep a closer
eye on that military budget...

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Mr. President.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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We decided that this was
the perfect place

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to conduct our experiments.

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It works well,
but it's starting

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to get a little bit
overcrowded.

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As you can see, these specimens

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are in the early stages
of development.

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Creating a perfect hybrid

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is proving to be
quite a task.

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Could take decades.

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Two very different species.

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‐ How different?
I've...

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never seen one of them.

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‐ That is by design.

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They're convinced that
if you saw their true form,

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you might try to call
all of this off.

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‐ I might just do that anyway.

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‐ I wouldn't advise it.

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‐ I know.

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They'll go to the Russians.

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‐ That's what they say,
but...

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in truth, Soviet technology
is decades behind yours

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and my makers want
nothing to do with it.

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If you try to back out now,
they won't go to the Russians.

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They'll take what they want
by force.

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Trust me, you don't want that.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ That girl.

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Where is she from?

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‐ I believe she was harvested
in Kansas.

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[chilling music]

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Topeka, Kansas.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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‐ Caroline Gibbons.

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‐ I'm going to hold a lunch
for all the staffers' wives.

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They can bring their children,
and we'll have

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trick‐or‐treating
and bobbing for apples.

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‐ Have you heard anything
that I've said?

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‐ Human experimentation
is not a fit subject

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for the breakfast table.

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‐ Doesn't it bother you
that this is happening

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under our house?

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American citizens
being experimented on

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underneath the White House.

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‐ They fixed the sound problem,
didn't they?

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‐ Just because we can't
hear them screaming

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doesn't mean
they're not suffering.

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‐ I'm beginning to understand
how they feel.

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‐ Say that again?

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‐ I'm in agony over these
moody spells of yours.

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They bring a dark cloud
over this house.

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If you're so upset
about their being here,

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give them somewhere else to go.
‐ What do you mean?

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‐ Val mentioned they were
getting crowded down there.

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‐ Val?

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‐ I ran into Mr. Thor
this morning.

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He promised to try my fudge,
insisted I call him Val.

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So what about that place
in Nevada

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I overheard you whispering
about at bridge last month?

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Darling, half the time
you think I don't hear,

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but I do.

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I know more state secrets
than J. Edgar Hoover.

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‐ Nevada.

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‐ Didn't Twining want
a place to test planes?

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So give them that.

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Or give them all of Nevada.

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Do you remember during the
campaign when we had to stop

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in that godforsaken state?

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It was so beastly hot
and dry there,

267
00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:13,149
I nearly fainted
from the temperature.

268
00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:17,290
‐ This executive order
hereby withdraws 38,000 acres

269
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,497
located 80 miles north
of Las Vegas

270
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:22,535
from public use.

271
00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,872
[dramatic music]

272
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:28,179
The land will be set aside...

273
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:31,820
for the construction of
a top secret biological testing

274
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:35,059
and information exchange
facility.

275
00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:40,804
Its current AEC designation...

276
00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:43,075
is Area 51.

277
00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:45,948
‐ Thank you, Mr. President.

278
00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:53,129
♪♪ ♪♪

279
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:58,239
‐ Gentlemen...

280
00:14:58,305 --> 00:15:01,913
what has taken place here today
never actually took place.

281
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,215
Aside from the men
in this room,

282
00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:05,253
no one will ever know

283
00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:07,190
for as long
as this republic stands.

284
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,927
Is that understood?

285
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,800
[shouting] Is it?

286
00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:13,970
[crickets chirping]

287
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:15,607
[glass clinks]

288
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:18,580
[liquid pours]

289
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:22,955
[woman moans]

290
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,561
[eerie tone]

291
00:15:27,063 --> 00:15:29,167
[moaning continues]

292
00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:32,708
[moaning continues]

293
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:35,146
[unsettling tone]

294
00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:37,016
[woman moaning, panting]

295
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,720
Mary Geneva Eisenhower!

296
00:15:38,787 --> 00:15:40,056
[grunts]

297
00:15:40,123 --> 00:15:43,028
[unsettling music]

298
00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:47,103
♪♪ ♪♪

299
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,507
[moan echoes]

300
00:15:54,017 --> 00:15:56,689
‐ No, it wasn't a nightmare.

301
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,792
‐ [groans]

302
00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,962
‐ It was an absolute dream.

303
00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:01,599
‐ Oh. [groans]

304
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,737
‐ I don't mind admitting it.

305
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:07,177
Val sure knows his way
around the female anatomy.

306
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,314
I haven't felt this relaxed
in years.

307
00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:11,285
‐ You‐‐how could you do this?

308
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:13,557
‐ Let's not blow things
out of proportion, Ike.

309
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:15,293
It's bad enough
that you passed out.

310
00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:16,395
‐ Blow it out of proportion?

311
00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:18,265
You were with him in our bed.

312
00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:21,305
‐ You said it yourself,
he's not flesh and blood.

313
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,175
So it's really no different
than the time you caught me

314
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:25,379
in the tub
with my personal massager.

315
00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:28,319
He is a visiting dignitary,

316
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:31,559
so you can say I gave my body
for the national cause.

317
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,262
‐ I can't even
look at you anymore.

318
00:16:33,329 --> 00:16:34,665
At least
when you were possessed,

319
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,068
I knew who I was talking to.

320
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:38,640
‐ Well, now you know
how I felt during the war.

321
00:16:39,474 --> 00:16:41,513
I was stuck here
leading scrap metal drives

322
00:16:41,579 --> 00:16:44,451
while you were carrying on
with that trollop in army HQ.

323
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:45,521
‐ [groans]

324
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,223
‐ By the way...

325
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,729
he loved my fudge.

326
00:16:57,778 --> 00:16:59,147
‐ Eisenhower did it.

327
00:16:59,214 --> 00:17:01,351
The president,
he made a deal with them.

328
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:03,523
No, people are being taken!

329
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:07,565
They're being taken up
into‐‐to flying saucers.

330
00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:08,700
[ominous music]

331
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,938
They're turning them
into monsters.

332
00:17:11,004 --> 00:17:13,008
[dramatic tone]

333
00:17:13,543 --> 00:17:16,081
‐ Well...

334
00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:18,252
it's every bit as bad
as Hoover said, sir.

335
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,889
How'd he get his hands on this?

336
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,058
‐ He won't tell me.

337
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,630
But I know he has files
on anyone

338
00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:27,370
that he suspects of being
a commie sympathizer.

339
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,677
[chuckles] Which means
the whole damn town.

340
00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,783
We should just burn Hollywood
to the goddamn ground.

341
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:37,423
And Jack Kennedy can't keep
his prick, his pants,

342
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,695
or his pretty little mouth
shut.

343
00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,499
‐ Does he know
she's saying all this?

344
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,670
‐ Well, if he does know
and he doesn't care,

345
00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:46,408
that's a whole other problem,
sir.

346
00:17:46,475 --> 00:17:47,277
‐ Hmm.

347
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:48,613
‐ God knows how many people

348
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,851
that little tart's told
about this.

349
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,721
‐ She's an actress, Dick.

350
00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:54,859
She takes pills
and she drinks too much.

351
00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:56,361
No one's taking her seriously.

352
00:17:56,428 --> 00:18:00,771
‐ Sir, all it takes is
one reporter asking questions

353
00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:04,411
and we are six ways to Sunday
without a paddle.

354
00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:08,185
And my dreams of running
for president again?

355
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,857
Well, that dream dies.

356
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,899
But if we come at 'em fast
and shut 'em down hard,

357
00:18:14,966 --> 00:18:17,203
we can plug one hole

358
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,140
and send a message
to the other.

359
00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:20,677
‐ You know, if you were
anyone else, Dick,

360
00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:22,514
I'd have to ask
what you're suggesting.

361
00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:24,050
‐ Well, you said it yourself,
sir.

362
00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:27,023
She drinks. She's on pills.

363
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,060
No one would suspect anything.

364
00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:30,831
I am not sanctioning murder.

365
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:33,603
‐ Oh, I wasn't asking
for your sanction, sir.

366
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:37,010
I was, um,
merely floating the idea.

367
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:38,980
[dramatic music]

368
00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:41,552
‐ Evelyn, it's Marilyn.
Can I, uh, talk to Jack?

369
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,657
‐ I'm sorry, Ms. Monroe,
the best I can do

370
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,560
is tell him you called.
[receiver bangs]

371
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:48,065
‐ ♪♪ Ah, Mr. Cupid ♪♪

372
00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:52,808
♪♪ Just don't bother with me ♪♪

373
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,612
[dull scraping]

374
00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:56,315
‐ Hello?

375
00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:57,518
[lights click, bang]

376
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,787
[gasps]

377
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:01,926
[suspenseful music]

378
00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:03,797
Who's there?

379
00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,903
[eerie music]

380
00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:09,207
[wood creaking]

381
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,779
[leaves rustling]

382
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:18,727
♪♪ ♪♪

383
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,141
Where are you, Jack?

384
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,312
‐ [growling]

385
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:31,485
‐ [screaming]

386
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,428
[dramatic music]

387
00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:40,202
[muffled screaming]

388
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:47,383
♪♪ ♪♪

389
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,391
[muffled scream]

390
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,264
[phone ringing]

391
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:57,270
[somber music]

392
00:19:57,336 --> 00:20:03,950
♪♪ ♪♪

393
00:20:04,017 --> 00:20:05,386
‐ Yes?

394
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:07,524
‐ I have Richard Nixon
on the line, sir.

395
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:09,662
‐ Put him through.

396
00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:13,235
Dick.
‐ Yes, I'm, um‐‐

397
00:20:13,302 --> 00:20:15,473
I'm calling to send my‐‐

398
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,745
my condolences, Mr. President.

399
00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:18,980
Lovely gal.

400
00:20:19,982 --> 00:20:21,519
It's a crying shame.

401
00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,489
Heh, I bet that's one dish

402
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,059
you're gonna miss
eating off of.

403
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,896
‐ Dick, if you‐‐

404
00:20:26,963 --> 00:20:29,167
if you had something to do
with this‐‐

405
00:20:29,234 --> 00:20:30,136
‐ Me?

406
00:20:30,202 --> 00:20:31,639
A Quaker?

407
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,779
Well, I am offended, Jack.

408
00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:38,252
Um, I was a big fan
of that young lady.

409
00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:40,489
"Some Like it Hot," ooh.

410
00:20:40,557 --> 00:20:42,828
I gotta tell you,
I'd have liked it hot or cold.

411
00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:45,232
‐ You're drunk.
I'm hanging up.

412
00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:47,370
‐ Before you do, sir,

413
00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:49,842
let me set your mind at ease.

414
00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:52,113
I'm sure you heard
about all the, uh‐‐

415
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,852
the things she was saying
on the set of that film,

416
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:57,190
the one she got,
uh, fired from?

417
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,993
‐ I've heard the rumors.

418
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,964
‐ Turns out, she knew
about a lot of stuff

419
00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:02,300
she had no business knowing,

420
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:05,206
and, well, God knows
where she heard it all.

421
00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:07,376
A word of advice, sir.

422
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:09,280
Whatever strumpets, uh,

423
00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:13,055
you decide to, uh,
fornicate with in the future,

424
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:16,261
I'd check the pillow talk.

425
00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,500
There's a lot of crazy people
out there.

426
00:21:18,566 --> 00:21:20,871
You gotta watch your back.

427
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,112
[unsettling tone]

428
00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:27,083
♪♪ ♪♪

429
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:30,055
[dramatic martial music]

430
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,191
♪♪ ♪♪

431
00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:33,930
[dog barking]

432
00:21:33,997 --> 00:21:40,944
♪♪ ♪♪

433
00:21:44,384 --> 00:21:45,954
[hawk screeches]

434
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,927
[eerie music]

435
00:21:48,993 --> 00:21:51,732
♪♪ ♪♪

436
00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:54,872
[indistinct radio chatter]

437
00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:03,322
[coughs]

438
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:06,394
Are we still not
on speaking terms, sir?

439
00:22:06,461 --> 00:22:09,300
‐ If we were, I'd tell you
to go fuck yourself.

440
00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,438
Lyndon.

441
00:22:11,506 --> 00:22:14,344
‐ Well, I know one thing
I didn't before.

442
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,714
‐ What's that?

443
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,518
‐ You didn't bring me out here
for the view.

444
00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:19,487
This place is uglier
than my granddad's toenails.

445
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,492
[door squeaks]

446
00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:23,262
[ominous music]

447
00:22:23,328 --> 00:22:24,965
‐ Mr. President.

448
00:22:27,036 --> 00:22:28,673
I'm Valiant Thor.

449
00:22:30,276 --> 00:22:32,915
‐ Well, bless your heart.

450
00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,250
Course you are.

451
00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,687
And I'm Calamity Jane.

452
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,760
‐ Ah, I like
your sense of humor, sir.

453
00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:40,964
You might need it.

454
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,137
Please, this way.

455
00:22:44,204 --> 00:22:47,109
[dramatic martial music]

456
00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:50,049
♪♪ ♪♪

457
00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:52,386
Are you ready to learn
how the world works,

458
00:22:52,453 --> 00:22:54,190
Mr. President?

459
00:22:54,257 --> 00:22:57,196
‐ Pretty good idea
how the world works, sonny.

460
00:22:57,263 --> 00:22:59,735
‐ Of course you do.

461
00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:02,674
[hawk screeches]

462
00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:05,947
‐ As I live and shit.

463
00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:07,383
[eerie music]

464
00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:10,957
What in ever‐loving Christ
is this?

465
00:23:11,024 --> 00:23:13,462
♪♪ ♪♪

466
00:23:13,529 --> 00:23:15,432
‐ What have I done?

467
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,405
[dramatic music]

468
00:23:18,472 --> 00:23:25,620
♪♪ ♪♪

469
00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:42,921
‐ [screaming]

470
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:45,594
[gasps, cries]

471
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:47,063
Please. Please.

472
00:23:47,129 --> 00:23:49,133
Please give me something
for the pain.

473
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,135
It hurts so much.

474
00:23:50,202 --> 00:23:51,371
‐ It's time.

475
00:23:51,438 --> 00:23:53,509
‐ [gasps]

476
00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:55,747
How is this thing
gonna come out of me?

477
00:23:55,814 --> 00:23:57,016
Please.

478
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,285
I don't want to die.

479
00:23:58,352 --> 00:24:01,492
‐ You are no longer
going to scream or beg.

480
00:24:01,559 --> 00:24:03,462
You will no longer feel pain.

481
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,099
You are not going to die.

482
00:24:05,165 --> 00:24:07,671
‐ I‐I can hear you
in my head.

483
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,273
W‐what's‐‐
what's going on?

484
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:13,181
‐ To be human
is to not understand.

485
00:24:13,248 --> 00:24:15,486
The optimum condition
for your race

486
00:24:15,553 --> 00:24:18,292
is to surrender
to that innocence.

487
00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:19,762
‐ Why can't I move?

488
00:24:19,828 --> 00:24:20,964
Why can't I move?

489
00:24:21,031 --> 00:24:23,368
[device whirs]
[gasps] No!

490
00:24:23,435 --> 00:24:24,470
[device beeps]

491
00:24:24,538 --> 00:24:26,709
[breathes shakily]

492
00:24:26,776 --> 00:24:28,445
[flesh squelching]
Oh, my God.

493
00:24:28,513 --> 00:24:29,682
No, oh, my God.

494
00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:30,984
Please,
I don't want to hear it.

495
00:24:31,051 --> 00:24:32,754
Can you make it
so I can't hear the sound?

496
00:24:32,821 --> 00:24:34,692
‐ It is nearly over.

497
00:24:34,758 --> 00:24:37,129
You are joining
a heroic community.

498
00:24:37,196 --> 00:24:38,332
You are an ambassador

499
00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:41,137
attempting to bring
two species together.

500
00:24:41,204 --> 00:24:42,440
[flesh squelching]

501
00:24:42,507 --> 00:24:45,580
Your suffering is an honor.

502
00:24:45,647 --> 00:24:47,517
[soft growl]
‐ What is that?

503
00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,822
Is that‐‐

504
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,259
That's‐‐that's my baby?

505
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,563
[monitor beeping]

506
00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:54,765
[gasps]

507
00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:57,637
That's my baby.

508
00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:00,242
What‐‐oh.

509
00:25:00,309 --> 00:25:01,378
[sac tearing]

510
00:25:01,444 --> 00:25:02,814
[baby coos]

511
00:25:04,183 --> 00:25:05,085
Oh, my God.

512
00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:07,356
‐ Respiratory intact
and strong.

513
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,626
Heartbeat is stable.

514
00:25:08,693 --> 00:25:09,828
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ He's healthy.

515
00:25:09,895 --> 00:25:11,197
This is our closest one yet.

516
00:25:11,264 --> 00:25:14,470
But the physical abnormalities
are troubling.

517
00:25:14,538 --> 00:25:16,474
‐ I can help you.

518
00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:17,711
Please, let me see it.

519
00:25:17,778 --> 00:25:19,047
Can I hold it, please?

520
00:25:19,113 --> 00:25:20,215
[baby coos]

521
00:25:20,282 --> 00:25:23,121
I think it needs‐‐
I think it needs me.

522
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,390
‐ Prepare the tank.

523
00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:25,627
[tense music]

524
00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:27,163
‐ What's happening?

525
00:25:27,229 --> 00:25:29,167
‐ It is nearly over.

526
00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,037
You are a strong host.

527
00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:32,406
Be proud.

528
00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:34,511
Lift your head high.

529
00:25:34,578 --> 00:25:36,081
There will be more.
[baby coos]

530
00:25:36,147 --> 00:25:37,183
Be calm.

531
00:25:37,249 --> 00:25:38,418
[tense music]

532
00:25:38,485 --> 00:25:40,389
‐ [screaming]
No, no, no!

533
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,663
♪♪ ♪♪

534
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:46,034
[strains, gasps]

535
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:51,277
[grunts]

536
00:25:51,344 --> 00:25:52,681
[straining] No. No.

537
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:59,026
♪♪ ♪♪

538
00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:01,297
[dramatic tone]

539
00:26:01,364 --> 00:26:04,705
[ambient music]

540
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,542
‐ Oh, my God.

541
00:26:06,609 --> 00:26:08,378
It's Troy.

542
00:26:08,445 --> 00:26:10,115
[laughs]

543
00:26:11,952 --> 00:26:13,923
Hey.
‐ [breathing heavily]

544
00:26:17,062 --> 00:26:18,699
‐ We thought you were dead.

545
00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:20,870
‐ Are you okay?

546
00:26:20,937 --> 00:26:23,108
‐ I had the baby.
‐ [gasps]

547
00:26:23,175 --> 00:26:25,212
‐ I felt it. I...

548
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,586
was connected to it in my mind,
like...

549
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:30,322
it was a part of me.

550
00:26:31,859 --> 00:26:34,030
And they murdered it.

551
00:26:34,097 --> 00:26:35,567
‐ What?

552
00:26:36,936 --> 00:26:38,940
‐ [sobs] I was there.

553
00:26:39,006 --> 00:26:41,879
‐ Come on, sit down
and tell us everything.

554
00:26:41,946 --> 00:26:43,348
‐ [sobs]

555
00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:50,362
♪♪ ♪♪

556
00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:54,337
It was, um‐‐it was like‐‐

557
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:57,409
It was like
I was under a spell.

558
00:26:57,476 --> 00:27:00,783
I couldn't move,
but I was awake.

559
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:02,954
And they said it was time.

560
00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:05,627
And...

561
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:06,829
they didn't say it out loud,
though.

562
00:27:06,896 --> 00:27:08,465
I could hear it
in my brain.

563
00:27:08,533 --> 00:27:10,870
And then they cut me open

564
00:27:10,937 --> 00:27:13,341
and took the baby out.

565
00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:14,645
There was no pain.

566
00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:17,283
There was no physical pain.

567
00:27:17,349 --> 00:27:19,922
‐ So it didn't hurt at all?

568
00:27:19,988 --> 00:27:21,992
‐ Um, yeah.
At first, like a motherfucker.

569
00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,796
But, um...

570
00:27:23,863 --> 00:27:26,902
then it was...beautiful.

571
00:27:27,838 --> 00:27:29,140
I had a baby.

572
00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,313
We had a baby.

573
00:27:32,379 --> 00:27:33,749
[sobs]
‐ Oh, it's okay.

574
00:27:33,816 --> 00:27:35,553
It's okay.

575
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:36,989
We never told you guys,

576
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:40,095
but having kids was always
a joke we told at parties.

577
00:27:40,162 --> 00:27:44,505
A joke on the baby,
because us as parents is...

578
00:27:44,571 --> 00:27:46,775
um...

579
00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:48,980
but, um,
I don't know what happened.

580
00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:53,523
One day, the idea of a family
just felt different.

581
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:54,925
‐ I had spent my whole life
thinking

582
00:27:54,992 --> 00:27:57,731
I was never gonna be a dad,
and then...

583
00:27:57,797 --> 00:27:59,768
this thing became a part of me.

584
00:27:59,835 --> 00:28:01,170
[light eerie music]

585
00:28:01,237 --> 00:28:02,507
It came out of me.

586
00:28:02,574 --> 00:28:06,314
And the second I saw it,
I didn't care that it was...

587
00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:07,551
whatever it was.

588
00:28:07,617 --> 00:28:10,055
It was‐‐it was mine.

589
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,126
And...

590
00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:15,432
I knew that I would do anything
to protect it.

591
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,303
♪♪ ♪♪

592
00:28:17,369 --> 00:28:19,106
And they slaughtered it.

593
00:28:19,173 --> 00:28:21,812
They slit its throat
and they drowned it.

594
00:28:21,879 --> 00:28:23,616
[sobs]
And I couldn't help my baby.

595
00:28:23,683 --> 00:28:25,853
I couldn't help.

596
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,958
‐ What are we gonna do?

597
00:28:28,024 --> 00:28:29,327
‐ We're gonna get the fuck
out of here.

598
00:28:29,393 --> 00:28:30,697
That's what we're gonna do,
okay?

599
00:28:30,763 --> 00:28:32,166
‐ Not so fast, kiddos.

600
00:28:33,669 --> 00:28:36,241
You need to calm down
and be rational.

601
00:28:37,644 --> 00:28:39,213
Accept it.

602
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,683
This is it.

603
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,086
‐ What's that supposed to mean?

604
00:28:42,152 --> 00:28:43,823
‐ [mockingly] "Oh, we're gonna
get out of here.

605
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,960
They're evil.
They killed my alien baby."

606
00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:47,129
‐ Fuck you, Calico.

607
00:28:47,196 --> 00:28:49,433
‐ Well, I am sorry to be
the bearer of bad news,

608
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:52,306
but your delusion of escape
is unfounded.

609
00:28:52,373 --> 00:28:55,813
Area 51 has existed
long before you all showed up.

610
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,786
And no one has ever escaped.

611
00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:00,690
You are at odds
with the almighty

612
00:29:00,757 --> 00:29:02,393
military industrial complex.

613
00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:03,763
You cannot win.

614
00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:07,269
‐ Wait, how many babies have
you had since you got here?

615
00:29:07,336 --> 00:29:09,541
‐ Oh, well...

616
00:29:09,608 --> 00:29:11,411
then there's that.

617
00:29:11,477 --> 00:29:13,181
Ever since 1969,

618
00:29:13,248 --> 00:29:15,520
I've given birth
to two or three pups a year.

619
00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:19,528
I mean, it's best if you just
consider yourself a mongrel.

620
00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:21,331
'Cause your one job‐‐

621
00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,636
your gift to progress...

622
00:29:23,703 --> 00:29:25,005
[soft growl]

623
00:29:25,072 --> 00:29:27,711
Is to drop a litter on the curb

624
00:29:27,777 --> 00:29:29,413
and move on.

625
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,587
♪♪ ♪♪

626
00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:35,258
It's okay. After the first few,
you stop caring.

627
00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:37,998
‐ No.
I'm not gonna be like you.

628
00:29:38,933 --> 00:29:40,135
None of us will.

629
00:29:40,202 --> 00:29:42,540
‐ Do you think
I'm cold and heartless?

630
00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:44,010
‐ Well, you're wrong.

631
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:46,280
No, I've got the system down.

632
00:29:46,347 --> 00:29:48,451
I am adaptable.

633
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:50,055
I was a nobody.

634
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,827
And now I am an integral link
in the chain

635
00:29:52,894 --> 00:29:54,765
of celestial evolution.

636
00:29:54,831 --> 00:29:57,102
Don't tell me
dreams don't come true.

637
00:29:57,169 --> 00:29:59,908
‐ How have you not gone insane
in here?

638
00:30:01,612 --> 00:30:03,214
‐ Come with me.

639
00:30:03,281 --> 00:30:05,085
I want to show you
one of my special places.

640
00:30:05,152 --> 00:30:06,387
Wouldn't you like to see it?

641
00:30:06,454 --> 00:30:08,993
♪♪ ♪♪

642
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:10,530
Oh, come on.
It's real special.

643
00:30:10,596 --> 00:30:12,667
You'll like it.

644
00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:19,748
♪♪ ♪♪

645
00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:22,186
Well, come on. Don't be afraid.

646
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:28,799
Sometimes when I'm feeling low,
I like to come here

647
00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:31,505
and curl my toes
into the moon dust

648
00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:32,507
and pay my respects

649
00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:34,878
to old "Eagle"
and red, white, and blue.

650
00:30:34,945 --> 00:30:37,517
I just find it
so relaxing here.

651
00:30:37,584 --> 00:30:39,053
Ever since I was a child,

652
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,992
I've always loved
songs about the moon.

653
00:30:42,059 --> 00:30:44,397
"There's a Moon Out Tonight,"
"Blue Moon."

654
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,771
This is where I feel safe.

655
00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:50,409
‐ Why are we standing on a set
of the moon landing?

656
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:52,446
‐ Isn't it obvious?

657
00:30:52,514 --> 00:30:53,849
They faked it.

658
00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:56,087
Here, 50 years ago.

659
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,058
Right around the time
they abducted me.

660
00:31:02,399 --> 00:31:04,103
I'd work until
1:00 in the morning

661
00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:05,873
before heading upstairs
with some john.

662
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:08,311
And that's where
the real work began.

663
00:31:08,378 --> 00:31:09,180
[chuckles]

664
00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:11,384
[rock and roll music]

665
00:31:11,451 --> 00:31:14,591
‐ ♪♪ I guess this is
easily done ♪♪

666
00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:15,760
[gum pops]

667
00:31:15,827 --> 00:31:17,096
‐ I was a bad girl

668
00:31:17,162 --> 00:31:18,499
living in a world
that couldn't care

669
00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:20,402
to give a damn about me.

670
00:31:20,469 --> 00:31:22,907
But then one night
at the end of my shift,

671
00:31:22,974 --> 00:31:25,011
I saw two classy johns
in a booth

672
00:31:25,078 --> 00:31:26,314
trying to look incognito,

673
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:28,485
but I recognized them
straightaway.

674
00:31:28,552 --> 00:31:30,957
It was Neil Armstrong
and Buzz Aldrin,

675
00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,794
then first men to land
on the moon.

676
00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,330
Beat it.

677
00:31:34,397 --> 00:31:36,802
The problem was, they had
blasted off days before.

678
00:31:36,869 --> 00:31:38,539
I mean, they were supposed
to be floating in outer space

679
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,941
at that very second.

680
00:31:40,008 --> 00:31:41,945
Well, good evening, gentlemen.

681
00:31:43,081 --> 00:31:44,350
‐ Well, hello there.

682
00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:45,452
‐ [chuckles]

683
00:31:46,454 --> 00:31:48,057
‐ So we're doing rehearsals.

684
00:31:48,124 --> 00:31:49,661
Now, at this point, I mean,

685
00:31:49,728 --> 00:31:51,732
we must have gone through it
a hundred times.

686
00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:53,134
‐ Right, right,
and the line

687
00:31:53,201 --> 00:31:55,205
that Neil is supposed to say

688
00:31:55,272 --> 00:31:59,447
is, "That's one giant leap
for mankind."

689
00:31:59,514 --> 00:32:00,783
And that's it.

690
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:02,019
Just‐‐[laughs]

691
00:32:02,085 --> 00:32:03,488
Now, I ain't typically
one for words,

692
00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:06,461
but we are landing on the moon.
‐ Yeah.

693
00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:09,868
‐ And we're beating
the goddamn Russians to it.

694
00:32:09,935 --> 00:32:11,237
‐ That's right.
‐ Now, does that line

695
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,308
sound like it could
carry a fart,

696
00:32:13,374 --> 00:32:15,145
much less an event
so momentous?

697
00:32:15,212 --> 00:32:16,782
‐ No, it certainly does not.

698
00:32:16,849 --> 00:32:18,652
‐ No, it does not.

699
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:19,921
Well, Neil, tell her.

700
00:32:19,988 --> 00:32:21,290
‐ All right, well...

701
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,931
So I hear Buzz
come in on the radio.

702
00:32:24,998 --> 00:32:27,035
‐ Yeah.
‐ And to his credit, he says,

703
00:32:27,102 --> 00:32:30,643
"How about, 'That's one small
step for man,

704
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,081
one giant leap for mankind'?"

705
00:32:33,148 --> 00:32:34,684
And then nothing.

706
00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:36,889
Complete radio silence until‐‐

707
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,460
‐ The director
fucking loses it.

708
00:32:39,528 --> 00:32:41,732
God, he loves the line.
‐ [laughs]

709
00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:44,604
‐ Total maniac, by the way.
‐ Yeah, Hollywood.

710
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,508
I mean, and we thought
NASA was rough.

711
00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:48,779
‐ Oh!
‐ The astronauts were trained

712
00:32:48,846 --> 00:32:51,184
to protect American secrets
during the Cold War,

713
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,589
but in the end,
it was my famous heavy pour

714
00:32:53,656 --> 00:32:55,493
that could have brought down
an empire.

715
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,033
‐ Okay, wait,
then how did you end up here?

716
00:32:59,099 --> 00:33:01,237
‐ They came and they took me.

717
00:33:01,304 --> 00:33:03,041
It happened so fast.

718
00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:04,744
[doors banging open]

719
00:33:04,811 --> 00:33:07,750
[chilling music]

720
00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:10,021
♪♪ ♪♪

721
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,457
[device beeps]

722
00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:13,762
♪♪ ♪♪

723
00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:16,768
[dissonant tone]

724
00:33:16,835 --> 00:33:20,610
♪♪ ♪♪

725
00:33:20,676 --> 00:33:22,747
I woke up drugged
and knocked up.

726
00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:26,487
I didn't know where I was
or what was happening.

727
00:33:29,761 --> 00:33:33,268
I had never been so scared
in my whole life.

728
00:33:33,334 --> 00:33:36,542
And unlike you all,
I was alone.

729
00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:39,548
[eerie music]

730
00:33:39,614 --> 00:33:40,783
♪♪ ♪♪

731
00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:42,654
[exhales sharply]

732
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,025
[panting]

733
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:52,206
♪♪ ♪♪

734
00:33:56,214 --> 00:33:59,521
[bell rings]

735
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:04,898
♪♪ ♪♪

736
00:34:04,965 --> 00:34:08,071
[indistinct chatter]

737
00:34:08,973 --> 00:34:10,242
[door slams]

738
00:34:10,308 --> 00:34:13,649
‐ Remember,
don't come down so fast, Neil.

739
00:34:13,716 --> 00:34:14,483
You're afraid.

740
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,220
You can't know what awaits you.

741
00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:17,389
None of us can.

742
00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:18,224
‐ [gasps]

743
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,028
‐ Wait, seriously?

744
00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:22,065
Stanley Kubrick?

745
00:34:22,132 --> 00:34:24,604
Why would he direct
a fake moon landing?

746
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:27,376
‐ Dicky Nixon was gaga
for "Strangelove."

747
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:29,380
It was his favorite movie.

748
00:34:29,446 --> 00:34:30,917
And some say, afterwards,

749
00:34:30,983 --> 00:34:34,323
Kubrick was given a lifetime
contract at Warner Bros.

750
00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:35,358
with no constrictions.

751
00:34:35,425 --> 00:34:37,062
‐ No.
I mean, why?

752
00:34:37,129 --> 00:34:38,666
Why fake the moon landing
at all?

753
00:34:38,732 --> 00:34:41,404
They already had
all this alien tech.

754
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,107
Going to the moon
should've been a breeze.

755
00:34:43,174 --> 00:34:44,443
‐ That's exactly the point.

756
00:34:44,511 --> 00:34:46,380
Everyone realized
that going to the moon

757
00:34:46,447 --> 00:34:48,719
was gonna be a big old
fat waste of time and effort,

758
00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,455
so the government
and the aliens thought

759
00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:53,094
it would be a nice way
to sort of ease us humans

760
00:34:53,161 --> 00:34:55,098
into accepting that big, crazy

761
00:34:55,165 --> 00:34:56,568
technological shit
was possible.

762
00:34:56,635 --> 00:34:59,507
I mean, if you start giving
people Velcro and computers,

763
00:34:59,574 --> 00:35:01,678
they're gonna start
asking questions.

764
00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:05,185
So the astronauts were flying
into Hawaii the next morning

765
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,289
to make their gallant return
to Earth

766
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:10,997
right around the time
I lost my first baby,

767
00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:13,101
if you could even call it that.

768
00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:17,543
And I have been stuck here
ever since.

769
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:22,119
Well, I'll leave you now
to find your own peace.

770
00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:23,989
Thank you for listening.

771
00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:26,828
It's nice to reminisce with
someone other than Steve Jobs.

772
00:35:26,895 --> 00:35:29,834
[somber music]

773
00:35:29,901 --> 00:35:35,245
♪♪ ♪♪

774
00:35:35,312 --> 00:35:37,115
‐ Oh, fuck. Okay.

775
00:35:37,182 --> 00:35:44,163
♪♪ ♪♪

776
00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:51,511
‐ At least we have each other.

777
00:35:51,578 --> 00:35:52,947
‐ Yeah.

778
00:35:53,014 --> 00:35:54,350
It's beautiful up here.

779
00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:59,059
‐ I guess it is.

780
00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:00,629
‐ On the moon.

781
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,671
all: On the moon.

782
00:36:16,127 --> 00:36:18,164
[dramatic music]

783
00:36:18,231 --> 00:36:19,333
‐ Cal.

784
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,303
Hey, I've been looking for you.

785
00:36:21,370 --> 00:36:24,143
‐ [breathing shakily]

786
00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:25,713
‐ You okay?

787
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:27,015
‐ No, no.
I'm not.

788
00:36:27,082 --> 00:36:29,286
‐ What's going on?
Did they do something to you?

789
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:32,359
Some kind
of freak‐ass experiment?

790
00:36:32,426 --> 00:36:34,329
‐ I think it's time.

791
00:36:34,396 --> 00:36:35,800
‐ For the baby?
‐ Yeah.

792
00:36:35,866 --> 00:36:36,802
‐ Okay.

793
00:36:36,868 --> 00:36:38,539
‐ Yeah,
Everything feels different.

794
00:36:38,605 --> 00:36:40,576
She's kicking.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

795
00:36:40,643 --> 00:36:42,547
‐ There's movement.
[exhales sharply]

796
00:36:42,613 --> 00:36:44,884
And there's this‐‐this
pressure, and it's, like‐‐

797
00:36:44,951 --> 00:36:46,353
[exhales sharply]
‐ Hey.

798
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,759
Hey, hey, hey.

799
00:36:48,826 --> 00:36:51,163
Do you want me to call someone?
They can give you something.

800
00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:53,569
‐ No. No, I'm not ready.

801
00:36:53,635 --> 00:36:54,904
‐ I thought you said
you were ready.

802
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:57,209
‐ No, I'm not ready.

803
00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:59,881
I'm not ready
for them to take her.

804
00:36:59,948 --> 00:37:01,551
‐ Okay.
‐ After what happened to you,

805
00:37:01,618 --> 00:37:03,154
I just‐‐

806
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,526
I want a little more time.

807
00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:08,131
‐ What if I can give that
to you?

808
00:37:08,197 --> 00:37:09,801
To us?

809
00:37:09,868 --> 00:37:10,970
‐ How?

810
00:37:14,176 --> 00:37:15,813
‐ Can you walk?

811
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,482
‐ [exhales shakily]

812
00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:19,921
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
‐ Okay. Come on.

813
00:37:25,966 --> 00:37:26,935
Okay.

814
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,008
Come on.
We're almost there.

815
00:37:33,114 --> 00:37:35,084
We're almost there.
‐ Oh! Oh!

816
00:37:35,151 --> 00:37:36,487
‐ Shh. Hey, shh.

817
00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,291
Shh. Be quiet.
Be quiet.

818
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,361
‐ Oh, that one was so bad.
‐ I know. I know.

819
00:37:40,428 --> 00:37:41,698
[shushing]
‐ What do we do?

820
00:37:41,765 --> 00:37:44,103
What do we do?

821
00:37:44,169 --> 00:37:45,873
‐ Do you trust me?

822
00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:48,311
‐ Yeah, baby.

823
00:37:48,377 --> 00:37:50,415
What the fuck, Troy?
Why do you have that?

824
00:37:50,482 --> 00:37:52,887
‐ I have to cut the baby out.

825
00:37:52,954 --> 00:37:54,389
‐ What?

826
00:37:54,456 --> 00:37:55,526
That's your plan?
‐ This is the only way.

827
00:37:55,593 --> 00:37:56,628
‐ That's fucking insane, baby.

828
00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:58,632
‐ I'm sorry,
that's the only way.

829
00:37:58,699 --> 00:38:00,603
I know
how to deliver this baby.

830
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,372
Our baby.

831
00:38:02,439 --> 00:38:04,878
We can't let them kill it.
‐ No.

832
00:38:04,944 --> 00:38:07,249
‐ We cannot let them
tear our family apart.

833
00:38:07,315 --> 00:38:09,587
‐ Okay, but you can't
just cut me open.

834
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:12,025
This is crazy.
‐ No.

835
00:38:12,092 --> 00:38:14,263
Everything that happened
up until now is crazy,

836
00:38:14,329 --> 00:38:18,004
but this,
us finally starting our family,

837
00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:20,509
that is the most sane part
of all of this.

838
00:38:20,576 --> 00:38:23,147
‐ [laughing] Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

839
00:38:23,214 --> 00:38:24,517
You heard Calico.

840
00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:25,986
They're gonna keep
killing our babies

841
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:29,059
and keep making us have them
unless we stop them, okay?

842
00:38:29,126 --> 00:38:30,696
‐ Yeah.
Okay, okay.

843
00:38:30,763 --> 00:38:32,733
So you're gonna cut me open.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

844
00:38:34,571 --> 00:38:37,409
Babe, listen to me.
You have to try not to scream.

845
00:38:37,475 --> 00:38:40,549
‐ Okay. Fuck you.
‐ I know. I said try, okay?

846
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,256
I love you.

847
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:45,593
‐ I love you so much.

848
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:47,062
‐ You're gonna be okay,
all right?

849
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:53,241
‐ [exhales sharply]
Okay.

850
00:38:53,307 --> 00:38:55,913
‐ Lay back.
‐ O‐okay.

851
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:57,148
I'm so scared.

852
00:38:57,215 --> 00:38:59,052
‐ I've got you.

853
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:04,329
♪♪ ♪♪

854
00:39:04,396 --> 00:39:05,533
Bite down.

855
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:08,505
[suspenseful music]

856
00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:15,719
♪♪ ♪♪

857
00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:21,932
‐ [muffled screaming]

858
00:39:21,998 --> 00:39:27,008
♪♪ ♪♪

859
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:28,044
‐ Okay.

860
00:39:29,714 --> 00:39:32,419
‐ [muffled screaming continues]

861
00:39:32,485 --> 00:39:35,358
[flesh squelching]

862
00:39:35,425 --> 00:39:41,938
♪♪ ♪♪

863
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,374
[panting]
‐ Shh.

864
00:39:43,441 --> 00:39:48,484
♪♪ ♪♪

865
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,188
‐ Is she‐‐
[baby crying distortedly]

866
00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:54,564
‐ She's alive.
[laughs]

867
00:39:54,631 --> 00:39:59,106
‐ Let me see.
Let me see.

868
00:39:59,172 --> 00:40:01,243
Oh.

869
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:03,582
[both laughing]
[baby crying]

870
00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:05,819
‐ She's beautiful.

871
00:40:07,523 --> 00:40:09,694
‐ We're not gonna
let anything happen to you.

872
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,004
[baby hissing shrilly]

873
00:40:15,071 --> 00:40:15,873
‐ Get it off!

874
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:18,411
No, no, no!
Get it off!

875
00:40:18,477 --> 00:40:22,052
♪♪ ♪♪