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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Hi, hi.
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Norman Mailer lived, uh, two doors down.
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I saw him bite
Rip Torn's ear off one night.
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Seems like a different lifetime.
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If you're looking
for more action, I can, uh,
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show you something on Commercial Street.
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But you should know that
by November, even downtown
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is so empty and quiet that
you could hear a gnat fart.
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I like the quiet.
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Need my privacy.
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How's the ventilation?
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These old houses can get pretty stuffy.
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You a writer?
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Painter?
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Hermit?
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I know you're not here
for the social scene,
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whatever's left of it.
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I've been here for 50 years.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You know, back in the day,
you'd walk downtown,
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and you'd see boys getting
butt-fucked on front porches
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like some kind of perverted
Norman Rockwell painting.
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It was true homosexual Americana.
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Now it's Mom and Dad
or Dad and Dad or Mom and Mom
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and baby stroller gridlock
all fucking summer long.
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I just left my job
at a lab in Providence.
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What are you, a chemist?
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It was an ugly divorce.
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I just need some time alone.
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Let's cut the bullshit.
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A big-city chemist
looking for a quiet place
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with great ventilation
in a town where the things
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that are most plentiful
for eight months a year
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are methheads, choppy seas,
and depression?
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That sounds like a woman
looking to set up
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her own little meth lab.
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I have a PhD from Harvard.
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Meth is well below my pay grade.
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Good.
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'Cause the sheriff has a nose
like a truffle pig
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for that junk.
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Just lookin' for some quiet.
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I'll take it.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[LIQUID TRICKLING]
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♪ ♪
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[CHILLING MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Do you know that guy, uh, Tex?
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He cruises the docks?
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Wait, don't tell me. He's from Texas.
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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[LAUGHS]
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Anyway, he taught me this trick
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you do right before a guy comes.
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- Mm.
- You press down on his taint,
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you time it just right,
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you can get him to come
again right away.
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Mm, but you'll charge me
for just the one, right?
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Exactly.
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You're playing out of your league.
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Scram.
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Look, can I just borrow ten bucks?
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I said scram, methhead.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm new in town, got a few extra bucks.
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You do girls too?
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Yep. Here.
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Look at that. I'm a gentleman.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Don't touch anything.
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So, uh, what do you want? [CHUCKLES]
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Kind of do things as a standard
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sliding scale kind of deal.
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It's, uh, $50 for oral.
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Straight-up sex, that's $100,
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but I'm currently running
a Halloween special.
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I'll do anything for 20 bucks.
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But Halloween isn't for a week.
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Mm. It's a, um, seasonal thing.
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- I just wanna talk.
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I'll pay you for your time.
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All right.
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Tell me about your dreams.
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Like, at night?
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No. Like, in life.
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You ever wanna be a model
or play for the Yankees?
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You really think I could be a model?
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No. But you must have something.
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Everyone does.
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Well, I write a little.
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You any good?
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I don't know. [LAUGHS]
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I don't think I've ever shown anyone
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anything I've written before, but, uh...
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um, yeah, you know,
I think I'm pretty good.
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Why, you, like, a big-time
movie producer or something?
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I'm a biochemical engineer.
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Spent the past nine years
working with the U.S. military
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trying to understand and unlock
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the creative parts of the brain.
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They wanna make more creative soldiers?
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Less.
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They don't want them
to think for themselves.
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But to lock up the creative mind,
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we also have to understand
how to unlock it.
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We have tons of research
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from studying highly creative people.
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Every one of 'em says the same thing.
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They don't know where it comes from.
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[WHISPERING] But I do.
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[NORMALLY] The occipital lobe.
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Talented people have denser,
more numerous clusters
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of neurons in that area.
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I don't care if you are
Bill fucking Shakespeare.
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If I whack you hard enough
in that part of your head,
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you'll never write again.
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So I started developing a drug
to target that area.
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Made the neurons in that part
of the brain fire at 10,
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50, 1,000 times faster
and more frequently
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than they usually do.
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Uh, wow, um... [LAUGHS]
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Did it work?
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We started testing it on primates.
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And yeah, it worked...
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on some of the apes.
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The ones who tested higher
on cognitive tests
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before we gave them the medicine.
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Suddenly, they could play
complex notes on a keyboard.
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So, um, what happened to the
ones it, like, didn't work on?
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They became highly aggressive.
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Bloodthirsty.
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Tore the other apes limb from limb.
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I think the medicine
has different effects
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on creative and noncreative people.
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It's almost like the noncreative ones
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can tolerate their lack of talent
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until they're confronted with it.
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Then their mediocrity drives 'em mad.
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So...
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Wanna try one?
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Fuck no!
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Maybe you're one of the talented ones.
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Um...
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Thanks but no, thanks.
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Uh, look, can I just get my money?
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It's a long winter.
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♪ ♪
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I'll give you $50
for anyone you convince
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to come take one
of these lil' black beauties.
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♪ ♪
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[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
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Maybe I should sing tonight.
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Do you think they have any Joan Baez?
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- Ooh, wow, Joan Baez.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
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Wait, doesn't, uh, singin'
make your cough worse anyway?
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Yeah, but...
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good news is, it's October
and I've only had bronchitis
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five times this year.
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Oh, that's a... a real victory, Karen.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[COUGHS]
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I always get depressed
this time of year.
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Oh, no, no.
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I love it.
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All the assholes leave town,
and the galleries close, and...
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none of the paintings inside
them mock me when I walk by.
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Do you think you're talented?
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Like, uh... like, uh...
like, if you just had,
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like, a little bit of help,
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you could paint things good
enough for those galleries?
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Oh.
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No.
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No, I'm shit inside and out.
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Can I have a hit, please,
before I bore myself to tears?
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[BILLY JOEL'S "JUST THE WAY
YOU ARE" PLAYING]
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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK WHINES]
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♪ ♪
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[SNIFFS, COUGHS]
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♪ Don't go changing ♪
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♪ To try and please me ♪
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♪ You never let me down before ♪
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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♪ ♪
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Hey.
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I'm a singer.
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Mickey sent me.
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[BELL RINGS]
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Welcome, welcome to our last
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Autumn Reading Octoberfest event.
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Some people come out
to the Cape to see the foliage,
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- others for a fresh bag of cranberries
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- or a walk in the dunes.
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- But the authors we've been lucky enough
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- to bring here to read their new works
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are just as satisfying a draw,
if you ask me.
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Today I'd like to welcome Belle Noir,
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a romance novelist, self-published,
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who will be reading from her new book,
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"Martha's Cherry Tree",
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a rather racy retelling
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of the George and
Martha Washington story.
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[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
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Thank you.
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I'm going to read you
a section of chapter 17.
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Martha suspects George is sleeping
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with one of their maids.
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And upon searching the maid's bed,
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she finds one of George's wooden teeth.
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Rather than confront George,
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she decides to seduce the maid herself.
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"'I cannot tell a lie.
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I cannot tell a lie.'
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Had he whispered those false words
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to innocent little Penelope
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when he drove himself into her?
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Had he lied about loving her?
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Lied about her being the only one?
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Lied about never lying?
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The only thing that distracted
her from these thoughts
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was the soft skin
of Penelope's breasts and belly
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as Martha slowly kissed her
way down to the hairy warmth
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between the young maid's legs".
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[DOLEFUL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[BELL RINGS]
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♪ ♪
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Who should I make it out to?
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The Chemist.
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You're a good writer.
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That's very kind of you.
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Got some real potential.
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Tell the publishing houses
for me, would you?
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♪ ♪
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[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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♪ ♪
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You said you were going
to come in for the reading.
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Your books gross me out.
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It grosses you out to hear
your wife talk about sex?
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Yes, especially this book.
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I can't look at a $1 bill
or Mount Rushmore anymore
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without wantin' to puke.
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How many books did you sell?
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- One.
- [SCOFFS] For fuck's sake.
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I would've just bought
a book from you at home,
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and we could've skipped this bullshit.
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It's not bullshit.
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It's my dream.
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What do you want from me, Belle?
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I'm here, aren't I?
I agreed to puttin' up
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a big chunk of our retirement
for this dumb book tour,
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during which we've sold six books.
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You want me to support your dream?
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Here I am, supporting
the fuck out of it.
266
00:14:01,161 --> 00:14:03,459
[CHUCKLING] And I'm grateful.
267
00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:07,129
But can't you see
I'm doing it for both of us?
268
00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:09,565
I could be the next Danielle Steel.
269
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,499
She's worth a billion dollars.
270
00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:13,001
How many times has she been married?
271
00:14:13,006 --> 00:14:14,869
Four, maybe five.
272
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:18,109
Well, I guess then there's
one way you could be like her.
273
00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:23,347
[HUFFS]
274
00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:28,049
♪ ♪
275
00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:30,017
Let's go back to the hotel
and freshen up
276
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,785
and then watch the sunset from Muse.
277
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,755
I hear it's beautiful.
278
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,889
Do you want me to suck
some cock while I'm in there?
279
00:14:36,894 --> 00:14:38,592
What? No.
280
00:14:38,597 --> 00:14:40,362
Then why are you asking me
to go to a homo bar
281
00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:44,164
and do something totally gay
like watch the fucking sunset?
282
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:45,732
I wanna do something actually fun,
283
00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:47,200
like the haunted dune tour.
284
00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:50,370
Sounds scary, I don't
wanna have nightmares.
285
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:53,240
I need my sleep before the next
tour stop in the Vineyard.
286
00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:56,076
You know why I'm really so angry at you?
287
00:14:56,081 --> 00:14:57,645
It's not the stupid book tour
288
00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:59,579
or the fact that
you write about sex all day
289
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:01,381
but haven't touched my dick
in two years.
290
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:02,750
It's that you're weak
291
00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:04,151
and scared
292
00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:05,819
and boring.
293
00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:08,622
I'm the same as I was when
you married me 40 years ago.
294
00:15:08,627 --> 00:15:10,158
Well, I was at work for those 40 years.
295
00:15:10,162 --> 00:15:11,692
Now that I have
to be with you all the time,
296
00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:14,061
it's intolerable.
297
00:15:14,066 --> 00:15:16,366
I hear they have great calamari!
298
00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:23,036
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
299
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:27,046
♪ ♪
300
00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:30,077
Hey.
301
00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:32,812
Pretty cool color on your nails.
302
00:15:32,817 --> 00:15:33,880
You mind if I join you?
303
00:15:33,885 --> 00:15:36,816
What are you, a hustler?
304
00:15:36,821 --> 00:15:38,285
I wrote a book about a hustler
305
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:41,554
who ends up sleeping
with the head of the KGB
306
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:44,057
and then becomes head of the CIA.
307
00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:46,693
That sounds awesome. [CHUCKLES]
308
00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:47,894
I'd like to read that.
309
00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:50,396
I'll send you a copy.
310
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:53,600
You're wasting your time
with me; I'm married.
311
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,101
Wait.
312
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,836
I know you.
313
00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,405
You're the author
that was doing the reading
314
00:15:58,409 --> 00:16:00,539
at the bookstore, right?
315
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,875
- Were you there?
- Uh, well, no.
316
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,911
They, uh... they don't
let me in there anymore
317
00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:07,046
after I stole the, uh,
"Screenplay for Dummies" book
318
00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:08,380
a while back, but, uh,
319
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,116
I saw you through the window.
320
00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:11,517
You write too?
321
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:14,553
Ah, sometimes, but not like you.
322
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,790
You're, like, a real published author.
323
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:20,026
Self-published.
324
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:21,327
Hey, I mean,
325
00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,030
just finishing a book's
a big deal, right?
326
00:16:23,035 --> 00:16:24,267
[CHUCKLES]
327
00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:28,600
Let me buy you a drink.
328
00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:29,735
Yeah.
329
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,270
I know they say that
anyone can be a writer,
330
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,405
because all you have to do
is sit down and write,
331
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,474
but that doesn't make you
a writer any more
332
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,676
than a kid playing catch is a ballplayer
333
00:16:38,681 --> 00:16:40,746
or a sperm donor is a dad.
334
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,114
I know I'm not the greatest
writer in the world.
335
00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:46,217
I mean, a lot of my stuff
is schlock, but...
336
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,919
I'm a writer; I know I am.
337
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,487
I can't stop.
338
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,422
Even if it wrecks my marriage,
339
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,824
even if I go broke doing it,
340
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:54,793
even if I never sell a book,
341
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,597
it's who I am.
342
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:01,033
Can I ask you a question?
343
00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:03,233
Do you have any cocaine?
344
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:06,804
I always wanted to try it, and
you look like a drug addict.
345
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,072
No offense.
346
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:10,007
Oh, none taken.
347
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,575
- 'Cause I am.
- Mm.
348
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:15,312
But, um, no, no coke. But...
349
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:16,947
I've got something better.
350
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,950
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
351
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:24,160
♪ ♪
352
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,058
[SNIFFS]
353
00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:28,225
[GASPS]
354
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,162
[CHAOTIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
355
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:35,372
♪ ♪
356
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:47,143
[DREAMY POP MUSIC PLAYING]
357
00:17:47,148 --> 00:17:51,353
♪ ♪
358
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:54,751
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
359
00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:55,885
♪ ♪
360
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,589
Give me a Bloody Mary.
361
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,724
Hey, dude, you don't look good.
362
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,158
I feel sick.
363
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:06,062
I think that bitch Karen gave
me bronchitis or something.
364
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,397
You sure? 'Cause she says
365
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:08,998
she hasn't been sick in a while.
366
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:13,208
♪ ♪
367
00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:23,549
I'm gonna puke.
368
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,386
[DOOR SLAMS]
369
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:33,492
[RETCHING]
370
00:18:36,029 --> 00:18:38,561
[PANTING]
371
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:41,764
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]
372
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:45,974
♪ ♪
373
00:19:01,321 --> 00:19:03,251
I'm so happy.
374
00:19:03,256 --> 00:19:05,386
Uh, yeah, that's the drugs.
375
00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:06,688
Then I want more.
376
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,811
[LAUGHS] Yeah, you see,
377
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,092
it doesn't really work that way.
378
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:12,059
First time's the best, and then, uh,
379
00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:13,396
you end up chasing that high forever,
380
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,063
and you never catch it.
381
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,631
That's some bullshit.
382
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,035
- Mm-hmm.
- [LAUGHS]
383
00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:22,636
Uh, you know, I, uh...
384
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,506
I know someone that can
give you something else.
385
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,673
Something that can
make you happy forever.
386
00:19:26,678 --> 00:19:28,344
How come you're not taking it?
387
00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:32,446
'Cause it's, uh... it's not for me.
388
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:35,416
It only works for people like you.
389
00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:37,083
Artists.
390
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:41,293
♪ ♪
391
00:19:42,828 --> 00:19:45,526
We've been waitin' half an hour.
392
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:47,561
I wanted to read this first.
393
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:49,996
You have talent.
394
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,797
- Thank you.
- Took everything in me
395
00:19:51,802 --> 00:19:53,466
not to rub one out during that threesome
396
00:19:53,471 --> 00:19:56,569
with George and Martha and Ben Franklin.
397
00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:58,305
I've always found heavier-set men
398
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,076
to be extremely attractive.
399
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,477
Mickey tell you what I'm offering?
400
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,479
Making all my dreams come true.
401
00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:08,949
- I'm in.
- You wanna know about the side effects?
402
00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:10,319
I know I'm talented.
403
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,754
The pills create certain cravings.
404
00:20:14,759 --> 00:20:15,956
And they cause aggression
405
00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:18,791
even in the subjects
with positive results.
406
00:20:18,796 --> 00:20:21,127
I could use a little of that too.
407
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,729
According to my husband.
408
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:26,298
Please, I need this.
409
00:20:26,303 --> 00:20:29,868
♪ ♪
410
00:20:29,873 --> 00:20:32,140
The effects are temporary.
411
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,907
You're gonna have to keep
taking them as it wears off.
412
00:20:35,912 --> 00:20:37,143
And you're gonna have to stick around
413
00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:39,744
and agree to let me study you.
414
00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:42,414
Whatever it takes...
415
00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:45,417
♪ ♪
416
00:20:45,422 --> 00:20:47,586
To finding my destiny.
417
00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:51,796
♪ ♪
418
00:20:58,435 --> 00:21:00,465
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
419
00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:04,675
♪ ♪
420
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:08,706
[KEYS JANGLING]
421
00:21:08,711 --> 00:21:09,977
[LOCK CLICKS]
422
00:21:19,755 --> 00:21:21,285
[LINE RINGS]
423
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:23,120
You've reached Ray. Leave a message.
424
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,623
- Asshole.
- [BEEP]
425
00:21:25,628 --> 00:21:27,291
[SUDDEN INTENSE MUSIC]
426
00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:29,627
[GAGGING AND SPITTING]
427
00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:32,630
[SINISTER MUSIC]
428
00:21:32,635 --> 00:21:36,840
♪ ♪
429
00:21:50,885 --> 00:21:54,050
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
430
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:58,260
♪ ♪
431
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,870
_
432
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,375
_
433
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,380
_
434
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:30,285
_
435
00:22:32,526 --> 00:22:35,594
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
436
00:22:44,171 --> 00:22:45,904
Good morning.
437
00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:50,306
What's wrong with you?
438
00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:52,374
I wrote a book last night.
439
00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:54,510
A whole book, and it's...
440
00:22:54,515 --> 00:22:57,378
it's beautiful.
441
00:22:57,383 --> 00:22:58,780
Bullshit.
442
00:22:58,785 --> 00:23:00,585
Let me see.
443
00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:05,654
You didn't write this.
444
00:23:05,659 --> 00:23:07,055
What?
445
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,423
- Yes, I did.
- You couldn't have.
446
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,728
It's good.
447
00:23:11,131 --> 00:23:13,962
I did write it!
448
00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:16,164
I went out and danced
449
00:23:16,169 --> 00:23:17,833
and took methamphetamine
450
00:23:17,838 --> 00:23:20,035
and met a chemist
and had the time of my life!
451
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,170
And then I came home, and I wrote this!
452
00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:24,039
Where the fuck were you?
453
00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:25,774
I went to the dunes tour,
454
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,375
and I got drunk,
455
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,945
and I met a woman who doesn't
dress like a schoolteacher,
456
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,812
and I fucked her right there in the sand
457
00:23:31,817 --> 00:23:33,614
until we passed out.
458
00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,983
Then we woke up and fucked again.
459
00:23:35,988 --> 00:23:39,453
- [GASPS]
- Now I'm gonna take a shower.
460
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,554
I'm gonna pack my things.
461
00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:41,690
I'm gonna go over to the Red Inn.
462
00:23:41,694 --> 00:23:43,557
I'm gonna fuck her for a third time.
463
00:23:43,562 --> 00:23:45,026
Because this marriage...
464
00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:46,927
is over.
465
00:23:46,932 --> 00:23:49,030
[SOBS]
466
00:23:49,035 --> 00:23:51,532
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
467
00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:52,700
What?
468
00:23:52,705 --> 00:23:54,268
You got something you wanna say?
469
00:23:54,273 --> 00:23:55,372
[GROANS]
470
00:23:57,143 --> 00:23:58,172
[SCREAMS]
471
00:23:58,177 --> 00:23:59,306
Ah!
472
00:23:59,311 --> 00:24:02,509
[GAGGING]
473
00:24:02,514 --> 00:24:05,511
[TENSE MUSIC]
474
00:24:05,516 --> 00:24:09,348
♪ ♪
475
00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:12,919
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
476
00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:16,056
[SLURPING AND GRUNTING]
477
00:24:16,061 --> 00:24:17,623
[PANTING]
478
00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:21,833
♪ ♪
479
00:24:21,838 --> 00:24:24,436
What was the feeling exactly?
480
00:24:24,441 --> 00:24:27,506
I don't know. Rage?
481
00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:32,338
Like Braveheart or a beast of the wild.
482
00:24:32,343 --> 00:24:34,607
But that's not what made me attack him.
483
00:24:34,612 --> 00:24:37,077
What was it?
484
00:24:37,082 --> 00:24:39,311
Thirst.
485
00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:42,414
I could smell his blood
through his skin.
486
00:24:42,419 --> 00:24:44,616
I was gonna die if I didn't drink it.
487
00:24:44,621 --> 00:24:46,852
Fascinating.
488
00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:48,987
Not surprising, but fascinating.
489
00:24:48,992 --> 00:24:50,622
You knew this was going to happen?
490
00:24:50,627 --> 00:24:52,424
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
491
00:24:52,429 --> 00:24:54,026
After the rages,
492
00:24:54,031 --> 00:24:56,228
the apes would drink the blood
of their kills.
493
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,964
When we autopsied
the ones before they drank,
494
00:24:58,969 --> 00:25:01,366
we noticed a depletion
of sodium, potassium,
495
00:25:01,371 --> 00:25:03,769
calcium, and magnesium in their blood.
496
00:25:03,774 --> 00:25:07,139
I wasn't sure it'd have the
same effect on humans, but...
497
00:25:07,144 --> 00:25:09,541
makes sense that it would.
498
00:25:09,546 --> 00:25:11,543
Am I going to have
to keep drinking blood
499
00:25:11,548 --> 00:25:12,980
to keep writing like that?
500
00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:17,181
Would that stop you from
continuing to take the pills?
501
00:25:17,186 --> 00:25:21,391
♪ ♪
502
00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:26,390
What happened after
you drank from your husband?
503
00:25:26,395 --> 00:25:30,400
I, uh, sat down and...
504
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:34,232
wrote the first 50 pages
of part two of my book.
505
00:25:34,237 --> 00:25:37,401
I didn't even care about Ray.
506
00:25:37,406 --> 00:25:39,871
I just had to write.
507
00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:41,305
First things first,
508
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:43,274
you got to get rid
of your husband's body.
509
00:25:43,279 --> 00:25:47,284
♪ ♪
510
00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:49,546
Come on.
511
00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,415
Mm.
512
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:55,425
♪ ♪
513
00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:57,688
Ah!
514
00:25:57,693 --> 00:26:00,190
♪ ♪
515
00:26:00,195 --> 00:26:02,559
No, no, no, no, no! Back, back, back.
516
00:26:02,564 --> 00:26:04,428
Jesus.
517
00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:05,433
Ew.
518
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,764
Did your hair all fall out on its own?
519
00:26:13,769 --> 00:26:15,032
Most of it.
520
00:26:15,037 --> 00:26:16,567
I shaved the rest.
521
00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:19,103
Otherwise I'd look like
Riff Raff from "Rocky Horror".
522
00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:20,904
Your skin is looking rather creamy.
523
00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,839
Probably a form of anemia.
524
00:26:22,844 --> 00:26:24,542
How's your temper?
525
00:26:24,547 --> 00:26:26,544
Have you shown any
aggression towards anyone?
526
00:26:26,549 --> 00:26:28,011
No.
527
00:26:28,016 --> 00:26:29,680
I'm a fucking Buddhist.
528
00:26:29,685 --> 00:26:33,250
I wanna be like Bono and use
my music to help people.
529
00:26:33,255 --> 00:26:34,818
I need more pills.
530
00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:36,587
The dose you gave me
must have been too low.
531
00:26:36,592 --> 00:26:40,190
I have never felt a Jones
like this before.
532
00:26:40,195 --> 00:26:42,960
I told you, I set the protocol.
533
00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:45,062
And you don't get another pill
until day five.
534
00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,797
It's day three.
535
00:26:46,802 --> 00:26:48,231
What did you do to me?
536
00:26:48,236 --> 00:26:49,900
Why is this happening to me?
537
00:26:49,905 --> 00:26:51,301
Please, give me a fix.
538
00:26:51,306 --> 00:26:52,569
Just one more pill.
539
00:26:52,574 --> 00:26:54,638
You're part of a very important study.
540
00:26:54,643 --> 00:26:56,673
And you volunteered for it.
541
00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:58,442
Honestly, I don't know
what's happening to you
542
00:26:58,446 --> 00:26:59,643
or what comes next.
543
00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:01,645
All I know is, no more
pills for two days.
544
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,780
And if I die before then?
545
00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:06,516
I'm freezing cold.
I can't stop shivering.
546
00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:07,884
Is that supposed to happen?
547
00:27:07,889 --> 00:27:09,252
It's October.
548
00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:12,288
You're wearing a light jacket.
549
00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:14,157
Go get yourself a proper fucking coat.
550
00:27:14,162 --> 00:27:18,367
♪ ♪
551
00:27:22,903 --> 00:27:24,237
[BELL RINGS]
552
00:27:31,346 --> 00:27:32,908
I'm diggin' the look.
553
00:27:32,913 --> 00:27:35,411
Vampire Michael Stipe.
554
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,916
Or anorexic Uncle Fester?
555
00:27:39,987 --> 00:27:41,618
You want a tattoo?
556
00:27:41,623 --> 00:27:43,119
I do them in the back.
557
00:27:43,124 --> 00:27:44,487
I could give you bat wings
558
00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:47,089
or, like, a grim reaper
dancing on your arm.
559
00:27:47,094 --> 00:27:48,158
I need a coat.
560
00:27:48,163 --> 00:27:49,492
And I don't have a lot of money.
561
00:27:49,497 --> 00:27:50,926
I got just the thing.
562
00:27:50,931 --> 00:27:52,895
♪ ♪
563
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,196
These look expensive.
564
00:27:54,201 --> 00:27:56,598
They were, in the '80s.
565
00:27:56,603 --> 00:27:58,768
All the fashion gays
from New York and Boston
566
00:27:58,773 --> 00:28:02,038
came out here to let their
dicks and rainbow flags fly.
567
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:04,006
Then they all died
and left behind closets
568
00:28:04,011 --> 00:28:05,507
full of this high-fashion stuff.
569
00:28:05,512 --> 00:28:07,276
When the straight yuppies
moved into town,
570
00:28:07,281 --> 00:28:10,780
they cleaned out the closets
and donated all of it to us.
571
00:28:10,785 --> 00:28:14,349
I was hoping to sell a few
for Halloween, but no takers.
572
00:28:14,354 --> 00:28:17,255
I'll basically give one to you
if you take it off my hands.
573
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,958
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
574
00:28:22,963 --> 00:28:27,168
♪ ♪
575
00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:39,874
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
576
00:28:39,879 --> 00:28:44,084
♪ ♪
577
00:28:52,491 --> 00:28:54,555
You don't look well.
578
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,025
Would you pray with me?
579
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,693
Yeah.
580
00:28:58,698 --> 00:29:02,703
[PRAYING IN PORTUGUESE]
581
00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:07,968
♪ ♪
582
00:29:07,973 --> 00:29:11,905
[BREATHING SHALLOWLY]
583
00:29:11,910 --> 00:29:15,142
♪ ♪
584
00:29:15,147 --> 00:29:18,145
[CHAOTIC MUSIC]
585
00:29:18,150 --> 00:29:22,355
♪ ♪
586
00:29:26,392 --> 00:29:29,493
[SLURPING]
587
00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:34,494
[ROARS]
588
00:29:34,499 --> 00:29:36,195
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
589
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,432
[DARK MUSIC]
590
00:29:39,437 --> 00:29:42,602
♪ ♪
591
00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:44,871
[DISTORTED] Awesome costume, dude.
592
00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:48,608
[LAUGHTER]
593
00:29:48,613 --> 00:29:52,818
♪ ♪
594
00:29:57,489 --> 00:29:58,954
[KNOCKING]
595
00:30:01,493 --> 00:30:03,790
The candy's in the...
596
00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:05,595
[WHISPERING] Come in.
597
00:30:08,365 --> 00:30:09,631
[NORMALLY] What happened?
598
00:30:11,668 --> 00:30:13,533
It states in section four
of the contract you signed
599
00:30:13,537 --> 00:30:14,633
to be a part of the study
600
00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:16,234
that you have complete confidentiality
601
00:30:16,239 --> 00:30:18,437
for anything you say in here.
602
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,139
I was in the cemetery, and I...
603
00:30:21,144 --> 00:30:22,474
I don't know what happened.
604
00:30:22,479 --> 00:30:24,042
I'm a vegan.
605
00:30:24,047 --> 00:30:26,311
I don't even eat those
Impossible Burgers,
606
00:30:26,316 --> 00:30:28,280
but the thirst for her was too much.
607
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,881
How much blood did you drink?
608
00:30:29,886 --> 00:30:31,517
I don't fucking know!
609
00:30:31,522 --> 00:30:32,851
I killed her!
610
00:30:32,856 --> 00:30:35,321
She asked me to pray with her,
and I killed her!
611
00:30:35,326 --> 00:30:37,423
Did you feel anger, rage?
612
00:30:37,428 --> 00:30:38,890
Yes. Why?
613
00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:40,258
[SIGHS] You drank the blood
614
00:30:40,263 --> 00:30:42,159
'cause the pills create a deficiency.
615
00:30:42,164 --> 00:30:45,496
You felt the rage because
you now hate everyone.
616
00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:47,832
Why?
617
00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:50,201
I told you, I'm a pacifist.
618
00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:51,736
You hate everyone because you now know
619
00:30:51,741 --> 00:30:53,538
the truth about yourself.
620
00:30:53,543 --> 00:30:55,272
You're not talented.
621
00:30:55,277 --> 00:30:57,174
You don't have what it takes.
622
00:30:57,179 --> 00:31:00,077
[SOMBER MUSIC]
623
00:31:00,082 --> 00:31:02,480
[CRYING]
624
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,549
The talented ones need the blood,
625
00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:06,651
but their rage comes
from their arrogance
626
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:08,286
and certainty that they're
better than everyone.
627
00:31:08,290 --> 00:31:12,022
The rage of the untalented
is much darker, more intense.
628
00:31:12,027 --> 00:31:15,428
You hate the world for giving
you dreams that were too big.
629
00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:18,329
Back up, motherfucker.
630
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,397
[GROWLS]
631
00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:23,033
Never come back here again.
632
00:31:23,038 --> 00:31:26,203
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll
have plenty of company soon.
633
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,873
Soon as word gets out
about what I'm sellin' here,
634
00:31:28,878 --> 00:31:30,774
every asshole whose mother
told him he could be
635
00:31:30,779 --> 00:31:33,244
the next Elvis or Tyler Perry
636
00:31:33,249 --> 00:31:35,212
gonna take a chance
on that little black pill.
637
00:31:35,217 --> 00:31:38,014
Nine out of ten of 'em are
gonna end up just like you.
638
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:39,816
Now, get the fuck out my house.
639
00:31:39,821 --> 00:31:43,826
♪ ♪
640
00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:48,057
[INTENSE MUSIC]
641
00:31:48,062 --> 00:31:51,727
♪ ♪
642
00:31:51,732 --> 00:31:54,797
[RETCHING] Ugh.
643
00:31:54,802 --> 00:31:57,600
[GROANS]
644
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,369
Hey, dude.
645
00:31:59,374 --> 00:32:01,707
Never mix tequila and Merlot.
646
00:32:02,977 --> 00:32:05,241
[SNARLING]
647
00:32:05,246 --> 00:32:06,645
[SCREAMS]
648
00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:11,188
- [DOLEFUL MUSIC]
- _
649
00:32:11,193 --> 00:32:15,198
♪ ♪
650
00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:18,362
You wanna try that on?
651
00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:20,331
I don't know, perhaps.
652
00:32:20,336 --> 00:32:23,200
I'm looking to create
an entirely new closet,
653
00:32:23,205 --> 00:32:24,902
a whole new look.
654
00:32:24,907 --> 00:32:25,970
New guy in your life?
655
00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:28,205
Mm, no, I like to play the field,
656
00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:30,174
preferably with multiple players.
657
00:32:30,179 --> 00:32:31,241
[CHUCKLES]
658
00:32:31,246 --> 00:32:33,476
I left my husband a few winters ago.
659
00:32:33,481 --> 00:32:35,715
Left him in pieces on the beach.
660
00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:38,648
Just kidding.
661
00:32:38,653 --> 00:32:40,717
I killed my last boyfriend.
662
00:32:40,722 --> 00:32:43,719
He could bang me pretty good,
but he was boring as fuck.
663
00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:45,354
So I drank him dry and burned the body.
664
00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:46,590
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
665
00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,492
How long you been on the pill?
666
00:32:48,497 --> 00:32:50,627
Two years. You?
667
00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:51,961
Couple of months.
668
00:32:51,966 --> 00:32:53,429
What's motivating the new look?
669
00:32:53,434 --> 00:32:55,498
I always thought that a
woman should pick a look
670
00:32:55,503 --> 00:32:58,001
before she turns 40 and stick with it.
671
00:32:58,006 --> 00:33:00,470
For men, it's 50. And I did that.
672
00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:02,872
But lately I've been thinking
that that's a rule
673
00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:04,741
for people with no second act.
674
00:33:04,746 --> 00:33:07,043
I've published six
"New York Times" best sellers
675
00:33:07,048 --> 00:33:08,544
in the past two years,
676
00:33:08,549 --> 00:33:10,509
one that was turned
into a film franchise.
677
00:33:10,514 --> 00:33:11,514
[GASPS]
678
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,248
"The Heart is the Bitterest Root",
679
00:33:13,253 --> 00:33:14,917
I love those movies.
680
00:33:14,922 --> 00:33:16,485
What about you, dear?
681
00:33:16,490 --> 00:33:18,653
How does your little black
pill-driven greatness
682
00:33:18,658 --> 00:33:20,389
express itself?
683
00:33:20,394 --> 00:33:21,991
Tattoos.
684
00:33:21,996 --> 00:33:24,292
And these.
685
00:33:24,297 --> 00:33:26,628
[LAUGHING] Oh, my! How convenient.
686
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:28,263
I must have a set!
687
00:33:28,268 --> 00:33:29,532
I can arrange that.
688
00:33:29,537 --> 00:33:31,369
Step into my office.
689
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:34,803
After, we can give you
a wardrobe makeover.
690
00:33:34,808 --> 00:33:36,371
Mm, I'm belle of the ball.
691
00:33:36,376 --> 00:33:38,443
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
692
00:33:39,046 --> 00:33:42,044
[DARK MUSIC]
693
00:33:42,049 --> 00:33:46,254
♪ ♪
694
00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:50,785
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
695
00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:54,995
♪ ♪
696
00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:57,692
$5 cover.
697
00:33:57,697 --> 00:34:00,262
It's drag night. We gotta
pay the performers.
698
00:34:00,267 --> 00:34:04,272
♪ ♪
699
00:34:04,871 --> 00:34:06,401
Wanna check my ID?
700
00:34:06,406 --> 00:34:09,237
Nah. You're good.
701
00:34:09,242 --> 00:34:13,008
[CROWD CHEERING]
702
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,895
Thank you! We're gonna
take a short break
703
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,795
- before our next performer!
- [APPLAUSE]
704
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,731
[THUMPING DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
705
00:34:22,736 --> 00:34:26,941
♪ ♪
706
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,231
Drag is an art form.
707
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,632
I am a professional.
708
00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,367
You three...
709
00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:35,802
straight boys in bad wigs.
710
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,270
- [LAUGHS]
- Pfft!
711
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,872
You know, men have been
performing in women's clothing
712
00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,307
since the time of the Greeks.
713
00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:44,210
You all just appropriated it
for gay culture.
714
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,012
Speak for yourself, dude.
715
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,481
I don't give two shits who's
appropriate or not appropriate.
716
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,184
All I know is, I can make more
doin' this than painting houses
717
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,786
or stealing from my grandmother.
718
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,687
My problem with you is,
719
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,688
you're the ugliest fuckin'
woman I ever seen.
720
00:34:56,693 --> 00:35:00,793
[COUGHS] And your drag name is awful.
721
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,261
Patty O'Furniture.
722
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,428
That's an awesome name.
723
00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:04,997
And why in the hell do you think people
724
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:07,099
want to be thinkin'
of some suburban deck chair
725
00:35:07,104 --> 00:35:08,700
while you perform for them?
726
00:35:08,705 --> 00:35:10,602
Look at me!
727
00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:12,805
I'm Crystal Decanter.
728
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,841
I ooze elegance and shine.
729
00:35:15,846 --> 00:35:17,177
I don't know why y'all
are tryin' to read him
730
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,810
when y'all are just as bad as he is,
731
00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:19,845
probably worse.
732
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:23,215
Next up, Patty O'Furniture.
733
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:24,320
Oh, fuck my life.
734
00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:26,625
Don't even try to upstage me, asswipe.
735
00:35:28,058 --> 00:35:29,887
- [COUGHS]
- What a loser.
736
00:35:29,892 --> 00:35:31,690
Boo!
737
00:35:31,695 --> 00:35:33,625
- Break a nail, whore.
- Yeah.
738
00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,394
The only thing
he's gonna break is his heels.
739
00:35:35,398 --> 00:35:38,763
- Loser.
- Ugh, girrrl.
740
00:35:38,768 --> 00:35:40,932
♪ ♪
741
00:35:40,937 --> 00:35:43,768
[HEART'S "MAGIC MAN" PLAYING]
742
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:47,472
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
743
00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:50,775
♪ ♪
744
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,010
♪ Cold late night ♪
745
00:35:52,015 --> 00:35:53,277
♪ So long ago ♪
746
00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:55,613
♪ When I was not so strong, you know ♪
747
00:35:55,618 --> 00:35:56,914
♪ A pretty man came to me ♪
748
00:35:56,919 --> 00:35:58,483
- Boo, boo!
- Awful!
749
00:35:58,488 --> 00:35:59,984
♪ Never seen eyes so blue ♪
750
00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:02,953
♪ You know I could not
run away, it seemed ♪
751
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:04,988
♪ We'd seen each other in a dream ♪
752
00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:07,358
♪ Seemed like he knew me ♪
753
00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:11,568
♪ He looked right through me, yeah ♪
754
00:36:11,573 --> 00:36:13,573
Go, girlfriend!
755
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,875
♪ "Come on home, girl",
he said with a smile ♪
756
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:21,705
♪ "You don't have to love me yet ♪
757
00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:22,840
♪ Let's get high awhile" ♪
758
00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:24,007
You suck!
759
00:36:24,012 --> 00:36:26,076
♪ But try to understand ♪
760
00:36:26,081 --> 00:36:29,040
♪ Try to understand ♪
761
00:36:29,045 --> 00:36:33,250
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
762
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,551
♪ Try ♪
763
00:36:35,556 --> 00:36:38,153
♪ Try to understand ♪
764
00:36:38,158 --> 00:36:41,491
♪ Try, try, try to understand ♪
765
00:36:41,496 --> 00:36:44,126
- [LAUGHS]
- Loser!
766
00:36:44,131 --> 00:36:46,295
♪ He's a magic man ♪
767
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,130
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
768
00:36:48,135 --> 00:36:50,633
♪ Ooh ♪
769
00:36:50,638 --> 00:36:54,643
♪ He got the magic hands ♪
770
00:36:55,476 --> 00:36:58,408
♪ He's a magic man ♪
771
00:36:58,413 --> 00:37:00,610
♪ Yeah ♪
772
00:37:00,615 --> 00:37:04,683
♪ Oh, oh ♪
773
00:37:05,753 --> 00:37:08,683
[MOURNFUL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
774
00:37:08,688 --> 00:37:12,893
♪ ♪
775
00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:24,165
What is it?
776
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:25,801
Does it matter?
777
00:37:25,806 --> 00:37:28,907
Goes down easy and gets you high.
778
00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:33,575
Uh-huh.
779
00:37:33,580 --> 00:37:36,578
[SOMBER MUSIC]
780
00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:38,012
♪ ♪
781
00:37:38,017 --> 00:37:40,381
You don't belong in here...
782
00:37:40,386 --> 00:37:42,717
doing this...
783
00:37:42,722 --> 00:37:44,652
dressed like that.
784
00:37:44,657 --> 00:37:47,120
I've got a nose for talent.
785
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:49,156
Why is a young man of your gifts
786
00:37:49,161 --> 00:37:50,624
lip-synching in drag
787
00:37:50,629 --> 00:37:53,727
on the cock tip of Cape Cod
in the winter?
788
00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,763
I'm a playwright.
789
00:37:55,768 --> 00:37:58,065
I sweet-talked the owner
of the playhouse in town
790
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,934
into putting on one of my plays.
791
00:37:59,939 --> 00:38:02,369
I rented a place, I moved out here,
792
00:38:02,374 --> 00:38:06,173
I started casting,
and then the guy just...
793
00:38:06,178 --> 00:38:07,475
disappeared.
794
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,576
Not a trace of him.
795
00:38:08,581 --> 00:38:09,977
Oh.
796
00:38:09,982 --> 00:38:11,044
What'd he look like?
797
00:38:11,049 --> 00:38:14,081
Like, six feet tall, chubby,
798
00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:16,784
kind of red face all the time.
799
00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:18,818
Why, have you seen him?
800
00:38:18,823 --> 00:38:20,787
[INTENSE MUSIC]
801
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,289
[GAGGING]
802
00:38:22,294 --> 00:38:23,423
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
803
00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:26,493
♪ ♪
804
00:38:26,498 --> 00:38:28,298
No.
805
00:38:30,102 --> 00:38:31,898
[SIGHS]
806
00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:34,901
I'm doin' this drag thing
just to pay for food,
807
00:38:34,906 --> 00:38:36,672
pack of smokes.
808
00:38:38,243 --> 00:38:39,439
I'm bad at it.
809
00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:41,341
I know I'm bad at it.
810
00:38:41,346 --> 00:38:44,111
I just feel like an engine
that won't turn over.
811
00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:47,447
I just... I turn the key,
and I click, click, click,
812
00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:50,583
and I can't catch.
813
00:38:50,588 --> 00:38:53,585
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
814
00:38:53,590 --> 00:38:56,855
♪ ♪
815
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:58,124
What's that?
816
00:38:58,129 --> 00:39:01,927
It's your new starter switch.
817
00:39:01,932 --> 00:39:04,530
It's the highway to your true self.
818
00:39:04,535 --> 00:39:07,666
♪ ♪
819
00:39:07,671 --> 00:39:09,971
Fuck it.
820
00:39:14,178 --> 00:39:15,777
[EXHALES]
821
00:39:17,848 --> 00:39:20,479
[CHAOTIC MUSIC]
822
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:21,580
[PIANO NOTES PLAY]
823
00:39:21,585 --> 00:39:23,282
[COUGHING]
824
00:39:23,287 --> 00:39:25,350
[GURGLING]
825
00:39:25,355 --> 00:39:27,819
[MUSIC FADES]
826
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,091
[GROANS]
827
00:39:31,361 --> 00:39:33,792
[SPITS, GROANS]
828
00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:36,929
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]
829
00:39:36,934 --> 00:39:39,431
What did you give me?
830
00:39:39,436 --> 00:39:42,634
What do you feel?
831
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:44,870
Unstoppable. Unafraid.
832
00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:47,806
Furious. [INHALES SHARPLY]
833
00:39:47,811 --> 00:39:50,776
[GAGS]
834
00:39:50,781 --> 00:39:52,777
And starving.
835
00:39:52,782 --> 00:39:54,312
Let's go get you fed
836
00:39:54,317 --> 00:39:57,448
and get a little revenge
at the same time.
837
00:39:57,453 --> 00:39:59,617
♪ ♪
838
00:39:59,622 --> 00:40:00,985
Yeah.
839
00:40:00,990 --> 00:40:03,520
♪ ♪
840
00:40:03,525 --> 00:40:06,123
All of these ladies
have found themselves
841
00:40:06,128 --> 00:40:08,525
in a dead heat for first.
842
00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:09,827
I would do so much better
843
00:40:09,832 --> 00:40:11,495
than all these bitches on this show.
844
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,664
Can we please watch something else?
845
00:40:13,669 --> 00:40:15,265
I told you straight boys,
846
00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:17,735
if you want makeup tips
from Ms. Crystal,
847
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:21,939
you pay for the pizza, and we
watch what I wanna watch.
848
00:40:21,944 --> 00:40:23,273
I kind of like this show.
849
00:40:23,278 --> 00:40:25,042
High fuckin' drama, you know?
850
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,012
Please put on a hockey game
before I start singin'
851
00:40:27,016 --> 00:40:28,912
"The Wizard of Oz"
and thinkin' about dick.
852
00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:32,682
[LAUGHTER]
853
00:40:32,687 --> 00:40:34,651
Can we help you?
854
00:40:34,656 --> 00:40:36,453
If you're gonna make it
in this business,
855
00:40:36,457 --> 00:40:39,088
you might want to camp it up
a little bit more, sweetheart.
856
00:40:39,093 --> 00:40:41,190
Though I do like her wig.
857
00:40:41,195 --> 00:40:43,860
Oh, I'm not one of you.
858
00:40:43,865 --> 00:40:45,294
- [CHUCKLES]
- Ugh.
859
00:40:45,299 --> 00:40:48,197
Ugh, well, no wonder
you have no sparkle.
860
00:40:48,202 --> 00:40:50,399
Gettin' advice
from that sultan of snore.
861
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,171
Lock the door.
862
00:40:53,474 --> 00:40:54,938
- [GUNSHOT]
- Ah!
863
00:40:54,943 --> 00:40:56,305
[SHRIEKS]
864
00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:57,974
[GROANS]
865
00:40:57,979 --> 00:40:59,375
[SCREAMING]
866
00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:02,214
- [GUNSHOTS]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
867
00:41:05,787 --> 00:41:07,053
[WHIMPERING]
868
00:41:08,389 --> 00:41:09,818
Retreat!
869
00:41:09,823 --> 00:41:14,028
♪ ♪
870
00:41:14,695 --> 00:41:15,861
Hiyah!
871
00:41:17,532 --> 00:41:18,927
Ugh.
872
00:41:18,932 --> 00:41:21,964
[PANTING]
873
00:41:21,969 --> 00:41:23,932
You can't win 'em all.
874
00:41:23,937 --> 00:41:26,502
I'm full anyway.
875
00:41:26,507 --> 00:41:28,237
What do we do now?
876
00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:30,005
Now...
877
00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:31,106
we go write.
878
00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:35,316
♪ ♪
879
00:41:36,116 --> 00:41:38,548
[PANTING, WHIMPERING]
880
00:41:38,553 --> 00:41:42,758
♪ ♪
881
00:41:50,330 --> 00:41:52,827
[CRYING]
882
00:41:52,832 --> 00:41:55,233
Okay, it's okay. [SNIFFLES]
883
00:41:57,737 --> 00:41:59,967
Okay.
884
00:41:59,972 --> 00:42:01,573
[SCREAMS]
885
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
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