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- If it feels good, go with it.
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But we're supposed
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I got to agree with that.
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So, in the spirit of responsibility:
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lambskins.
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Courtesy of my pop's undies drawer.
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What was that?
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I know you two heard it. The jingling?
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It's probably those annoying wind chimes
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the eight-year-olds made.
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♪ American Horror Story: 1984 9x01 ♪
Camp Redwood
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Kick!
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Kick! Up!
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Reach!
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_
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♪ This is the end ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You made your choice ♪
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- ♪ And now my chance is over ♪
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♪ I thought I was in ♪
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Hip thrust, in.
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♪ You put me down and
say I'm going nowhere ♪
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Left, left.
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- ♪ Save me, darlin' ♪
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♪ I am down ♪
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♪ But I am far from over ♪
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- ♪ Give me something ♪
- Ooh.
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And down.
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♪ I need it all 'cause I am ♪
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- ♪ Runnin' over ♪
- Left! Left! Right! Right!
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It's hard but it's worth it!
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♪ Back in the race ♪
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♪ I'm moving in 'cause
I am getting closer ♪
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♪ I'm digging in ♪
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Yes! Two more!
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- ♪ I want it more than ♪
- On your side!
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♪ Anything I've wanted ♪
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♪ Save. ♪
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Hi.
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I'm not a lez. Just friendly.
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Rad bod, though.
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Like that girl on Cheers.
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I noticed you ogling
my buddy Chet's mound.
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You want me to introduce you?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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The whole reason most people
come to Slimmercise class
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is to hook up.
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Not for me.
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The last American virgin.
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Everyone tells me I can be
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a little over the top with new people.
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It's just that it's L.A....
you can't make friends
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unless you get a little
aggressive, right?
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Totally.
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I'm Brooke.
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I'm new in town.
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Well, I'm obsessed with this place.
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I've been doing aerobics since '82.
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Ever since I read those articles
about it in Rolling Stone.
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Did you know they have competitive
aerobics championships?
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Sounds... serious.
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I know it may sound silly to you,
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but I'm gonna be the greatest
aerobics competitor of all time.
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- I'm Montana, by the way.
- Mm.
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She was stabbed, like, 40 times.
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Her throat was cut so badly
she was basically decapitated.
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- Describing your last date?
- Hilarious.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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There was a murder a couple
of days ago in Glassell Park.
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My cousin works for LAPD Homicide,
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and they're convinced
whoever did it is responsible
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for a bunch of other
unsolved murders in town.
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The cops are calling
him the Night Stalker.
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I heard serial killers
become more active
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in the summer months when it's hot.
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Because people sleep with
their windows open at night.
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Hmm. This is Brooke.
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She's new in town.
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Brooke, this is Xavier,
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Ray and Chet.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Hey. How do you guys know each other?
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Well, it's L.A.
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Do any of us really know each other?
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We collected each other
over the last couple of years.
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Xavier and Montana met in traffic
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- and dated for a hot second.
- "Met in traffic"
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is a nice way of saying
that I missed an audition
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for one of the last episodes of MASH
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because she rear-ended me.
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You are welcome.
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- You're an actor?
- Yeah.
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Not one of those "happy to
get a role on a soap opera
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or a Coca-Cola commercial" types.
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I'm a serious actor.
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I trained at Stella Adler...
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I'm method.
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Cool.
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Chet and I met at the gym.
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Yeah, and I think I met Montana
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at a party up in the hills
at Justine Bateman's house.
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- You know her?
- Not really.
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Anyway... my cousin was
saying that they think
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that this guy's gonna go on a rampage,
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like Son of Sam did
in the summer of '78.
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Which is why I'm getting out of town
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for the next couple of months.
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I got a gig as a counselor
at a summer camp
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they're opening up a
couple of hours from here.
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You guys should all come.
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I mean, they're
desperate for counselors.
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Hey, I'm in. When do we leave?
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Tomorrow, after class.
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Why can't we leave tonight?
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Slow down.
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What's with you?
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You been jumpy all week.
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I'm just ready to get out before
the Olympic shit show starts.
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Okay? Los Angeles is about
to descend into chaos.
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All right, gridlock on the freeways.
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And I'm thinking of poor
Chet, having to be here
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getting his face rubbed in it.
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Fuck the IOC.
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I'm in.
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Do you think they'd let
me teach aerobics up there?
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Can't see why not.
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I'm in.
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You should come.
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I'm desperate for some
estrogen in this crew.
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Oh. Sounds fun,
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but I'm taking classes
at Santa Monica College.
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I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant.
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Wow. Aiming high.
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Knock it off, Montana.
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Yeah.
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I'm in the medical field, too.
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Medical field?
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You're an orderly. You mop up poop.
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We're all putting our
lives on hold for this,
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but I'm telling you,
it's gonna be worth it.
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You don't want to be in
this town this summer.
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It could cost you your life.
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♪ Not the only one, it's a cruel... ♪
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Oh, um, your bag.
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♪ Cruel summer... ♪
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Thanks.
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If you change your mind...
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call me.
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- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
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♪ Cruel summer ♪
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♪ Now you're gone ♪
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♪ You're not the only one ♪
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- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
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♪ Cruel summer. ♪
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Shut up.
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Where's the jewelry?
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Get it for me.
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Get it for me!
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Is that it?
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All of it?
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Swear on Satan!
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I swear.
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Fuckin' waste of time!
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I'm sorry!
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At least we'll see some blood.
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- No, please, don't-don't...
- You're gonna be famous.
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You're gonna die by the
hand of the Night Stalker.
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Aah!
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Hey, you okay in there?
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- The cops are on the way!
- Bitch!
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I will find you.
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Satan will show me the way.
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A little Jack might take the edge off.
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I still don't really know what happened.
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♪ Watching me... ♪
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How am I alive right now?
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Face it: you're a badass.
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I'm not. He said he was
gonna come back and kill me.
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The cops are gonna find him, right?
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Totally. But in the meantime,
he won't be able to find you.
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What's better than a few
weeks in the wilderness
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to forget about everything?
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And get paid for it.
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Brooke, you're totally doing
the right thing coming with us.
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Absolutely. It's gonna
be a nonstop party.
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The kids, the camp.
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I got enough blow and weed
to last us through the summer.
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And let's just hope
we don't have to take
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any random drug tests.
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No, it's not fucking funny.
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What? What did I say?
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.001. That's how much shit
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those wastoids say
was in my bloodstream.
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If you haven't figured it out,
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Chet was disqualified from Team USA.
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He peed a pharmacy, so they
kicked him out of the Olympics.
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Come on, you can be honest
with us... we're friends.
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But I didn't do anything!
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I worked my ass off for that spot.
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I mean, look at this bod.
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Have you ever seen a body like this?
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Never.
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- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Embarrassing myself?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, what the hell have you got? Let's see.
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Yeah, I'm up for a laugh.
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Well, it's like the ad says...
there's always room for Jell-O.
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Ah. Eat my shorts.
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♪ Just a little touched ♪
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♪ But maybe showers
remind me of Psycho... ♪
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What the hell.
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Guess it doesn't matter what I
put in my body anymore anyway.
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Let's go. Let's go!
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♪ Somebody's watching me... ♪
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No, thanks.
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More for me.
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♪ I always feel like ♪
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♪ Somebody's watching me ♪
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♪ Tell me, is it just a dream? ♪
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Fill 'Er up.
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- Pay phone?
- Mm-hmm.
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Takes a quarter.
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Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine.
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When you hear the beep, do your thang.
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You have 11 messages.
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First message.
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You can't just take your dick
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and walk away. There's nowhere to run,
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nowhere to hide.
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I know exactly where you're going.
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Xavier! Let's go! We got to get
moving if we're gonna make it
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to Redwood before dark.
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You say Redwood?
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Yeah. Camp Redwood.
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We're all counselors
there for the summer.
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Turn around.
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Go back to the city.
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They never should have
opened that place up again.
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Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you?
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Ten even.
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You're all gonna die.
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♪ I'm outta luck ♪
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♪ Outta love... ♪
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You guys, I think we were
supposed to turn back there.
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Nah, that was a side road.
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Leads to the same place.
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This way is much faster.
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You've never been here before.
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- How do you know?
- Instincts, baby.
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Maybe we should have
checked at the gas station.
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Why was that guy saying
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all of that creepy st... Look out!
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Did we hit him?
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No. I-I don't think so.
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Hey.
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You okay?
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Just keep your head back and relax.
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We need to keep him warm.
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I-I'll go get a blanket.
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What's your name?
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I can't remember.
265
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,541
No, no, no, no, no, no!
266
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,044
- Don't move.
- No...
267
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:11,378
Look-look at his cuts.
268
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:14,082
The dried blood. He didn't just get
269
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,251
those injuries... he's
been out here a long time.
270
00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:18,854
Doesn't matter. We're
in the middle of nowhere.
271
00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:20,355
We can't just leave him here.
272
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,715
We'll take him back
to the camp with us, then, but
273
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,883
let's get our stories straight.
We didn't hit him.
274
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:29,120
Here, let's just get him up, huh?
275
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,883
- Let's get him up.
- Come on.
276
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,934
You got to believe me.
277
00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,903
- I tried.
- It's okay.
278
00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:37,904
Okay. It's okay. It's okay.
279
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,924
Hey.
280
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:46,125
Hey!
281
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:11,575
Welcome to Camp Redwood.
282
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:13,577
I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner.
283
00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:16,071
Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice.
284
00:17:16,072 --> 00:17:17,973
Well, we'll all have
to wear multiple hats.
285
00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:20,052
We are short-staffed, and the
kids arrive in the morning.
286
00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:22,050
Yeah, are we the only counselors?
287
00:17:22,051 --> 00:17:24,712
Well, the Olympics create
thousands of temporary jobs,
288
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,028
and my pool of potential
employees was limited.
289
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,029
Is there a medic or a nurse here?
290
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:32,552
We have a situation.
291
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,177
What happened to him?
292
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,134
Uh, he was by the side of the road.
293
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,657
- He was already messed up.
- Okay, well,
294
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,991
let's get him to the infirmary.
295
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,002
You say you found him in
the middle of the road?
296
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,637
He was by the side of the road.
297
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,640
He's been pretty out of
it, saying weird things,
298
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,275
not making much sense.
299
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,778
He's severely dehydrated.
300
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:01,247
Probably went for a hike and got lost.
301
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,350
Couldn't find his way back. Panicked.
302
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,986
People don't realize just
how deep these woods are.
303
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,722
Hikers get lost in them every year.
304
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,024
End up dead of hypothermia or
305
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,492
falling into a ravine
306
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,828
or just disappearing altogether.
307
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,597
He's lucky you found him.
308
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,655
Hmm.
309
00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:20,999
Is he gonna die?
310
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,168
Not on my watch.
311
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,279
Don't worry,
312
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,867
I work in the E.R. at Hawthorne
Hospital the rest of the year.
313
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,407
Why don't we give our
nurse a little space.
314
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,842
Come on. I can show you
all a tour of the camp.
315
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,548
We have canoes and rowboats.
316
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,985
All children must have a
buddy to go into the water.
317
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,344
The lake is allegedly bottomless,
318
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:45,204
and drowning is the number one
cause of death for U.S. campers.
319
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,205
What's second?
320
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,405
And this is Chef Bertie,
321
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,139
a Camp Redwood veteran.
322
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,608
Dibs.
323
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,042
You wouldn't know what to do with it
324
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,277
if you got it, handsome.
325
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,880
Put those scrawny arms to work
326
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,882
and help a lady fill her pantry.
327
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,884
All of you, grab a crate.
328
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,053
This heat is a killer.
329
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,388
Chef Bertie worked here
when I was a counselor.
330
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:21,025
We are so blessed to have her with us.
331
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,928
I have many good memories of this place.
332
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,462
It's magic up here in the fresh air.
333
00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:31,421
I'm sorry that one bad
apple ruined it for everyone.
334
00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:34,424
The minute I heard Margaret
was reopening this place,
335
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:36,526
I was first to volunteer.
336
00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:39,763
No. No, no, no, this... all
this goes up to the mess hall.
337
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,599
Girls shower in the a.m.,
boys in the p.m.
338
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,268
Same goes for counselors, too.
339
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,103
This is the girls' cabin.
340
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,776
And this is the boys' cabin.
341
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,111
Girls are red.
342
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,479
Boys are blue.
343
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,146
Don't even try to make purple.
344
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:00,950
You expect us to be celibate all summer?
345
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,919
Well, I'm not banning self-abuse.
346
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,921
Although every stroke soils your soul.
347
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,223
But how could I ever enforce it?
348
00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:08,558
It's 1984, Margaret.
349
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:11,127
They're building coed showers
in the West Hollywood gym.
350
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,697
You ever hear of the sexual revolution?
351
00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:15,699
Sex won.
352
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,735
I am aware of the decadence of our era.
353
00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:21,003
Women's underwear that
shows the buttocks.
354
00:20:21,004 --> 00:20:23,806
Pornography in your own home.
355
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,141
Van Halen.
356
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,676
I have been fighting the Lord's fight
357
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:30,212
against filth around
the world for years.
358
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:32,522
Charles Keating is a dear friend.
359
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,548
I was right by his side in Cincinnati
360
00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:36,349
during that Larry Flynt trial.
361
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,986
And that is why, while still grieving
362
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,056
my sweet husband
Walter's untimely death,
363
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:45,459
I took a small portion
of the large fortune
364
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,395
he left to me to buy this
camp and create a safe,
365
00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:51,992
pure, godly and decent place
366
00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:55,396
for the children of this country
to escape for the summer.
367
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:58,756
It is a dream come true.
368
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,676
Now, there aren't many rules,
but I expect every one of you
369
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,269
to follow them without exception.
370
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,740
Who's Charles Keating?
371
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:35,767
I don't smoke that funny weed.
372
00:21:35,768 --> 00:21:39,505
Only thing I put in my lungs...
373
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,772
is a Marlboro Red.
374
00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:42,708
You know that shit will kill you.
375
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,443
All got to die somehow.
376
00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:47,446
Any of you been camp counselors before?
377
00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:48,618
- Mm-mmm.
- No.
378
00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:50,051
Nah. We just had to get out of L.A.
379
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,052
I hear that.
380
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,511
Couldn't stand being in that city
381
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,389
another minute. Not with
all those gruesome murders
382
00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:57,024
happening so close to home.
383
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,160
I was attacked in my apartment
384
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,161
by the Night Stalker.
385
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:04,341
He said he'd come after me.
386
00:22:04,342 --> 00:22:05,976
Brooke, take a chill pill.
387
00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:08,279
He doesn't know where you
are, and nobody followed us.
388
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,014
Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
389
00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:13,016
Maybe not, but something did.
390
00:22:14,185 --> 00:22:15,719
14 years ago.
391
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,754
That's why they closed this place down.
392
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:21,015
Rita. I totally understand
the tradition,
393
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:22,592
and usually I'm cool with that,
394
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,694
but our friend Brooke here
395
00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:26,763
had a for-real assault, and
396
00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:29,099
we're just not in the mood
for a bullshit ghost story.
397
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,500
It's not bullshit.
398
00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,535
And there was no ghost.
399
00:22:33,871 --> 00:22:35,872
I'll be honest with you.
I've never been a nurse
400
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:37,241
at a summer camp before.
401
00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,576
And you've never been counselors.
402
00:22:39,577 --> 00:22:41,678
So how did we get these jobs
403
00:22:41,679 --> 00:22:44,347
with no prior experience?
404
00:22:44,348 --> 00:22:46,516
That's because anybody
that knows anything
405
00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:47,918
about Camp Redwood
406
00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:50,385
doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood.
407
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,891
This is the sight of the
worst summer camp massacre
408
00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:56,225
of all time.
409
00:22:56,226 --> 00:22:57,862
Come on, Rita.
410
00:22:57,863 --> 00:23:00,196
His name was Benjamin Richter.
411
00:23:00,197 --> 00:23:02,698
But everybody called him Mr. Jingles.
412
00:23:04,902 --> 00:23:07,537
Richter was drafted
into the Vietnam War.
413
00:23:07,538 --> 00:23:10,139
They sent him off to Saigon,
414
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,640
and that's where he found his calling.
415
00:23:14,744 --> 00:23:17,412
He had the highest kill
rate in his company.
416
00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:20,549
And even after he was wounded,
417
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,585
he went back for a second tour.
418
00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:24,386
See, he liked to kill,
419
00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:26,087
and he was good at it.
420
00:23:26,957 --> 00:23:28,924
He had a nasty habit
421
00:23:28,925 --> 00:23:31,927
of collecting trophies from his enemies.
422
00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:33,929
Cut off their ears
423
00:23:33,930 --> 00:23:36,031
and strung them into a necklace.
424
00:23:36,032 --> 00:23:38,200
- Jesus.
- Army found out about it
425
00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:40,202
and gave him a dishonorable discharge.
426
00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:41,837
Richter came home to nothing.
427
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,873
Only job he was able to get...
428
00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:46,108
was right here in Camp Redwood.
429
00:23:46,109 --> 00:23:49,110
Nobody knows exactly why he snapped.
430
00:23:49,111 --> 00:23:51,713
But one random night,
431
00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:54,048
Mr. Jingles grabs a knife
432
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:56,316
and slaughters an entire cabin.
433
00:23:57,216 --> 00:23:59,320
Ten victims in all.
434
00:23:59,321 --> 00:24:00,855
You're wrong.
435
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:04,125
If you're gonna tell
a story, tell it right.
436
00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:06,661
Alcohol is not allowed.
437
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:09,363
- Wha... God!
- Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes.
438
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,498
What are those, cloves?
439
00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:12,667
So nothing happened here?
440
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,335
No, there was a massacre.
441
00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,437
But only nine died, not ten.
442
00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:19,007
So Mr. Jingles is real?
443
00:24:24,145 --> 00:24:26,647
Now, I don't usually show off,
444
00:24:26,648 --> 00:24:29,583
but since you all are
helping me start this camp,
445
00:24:29,584 --> 00:24:31,817
I think you deserve to know everything.
446
00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,725
I was asleep when I heard it.
447
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,662
It was the sound
448
00:24:41,663 --> 00:24:44,497
of his keys... jingling.
449
00:24:44,498 --> 00:24:46,166
I opened my eyes
450
00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:48,334
a split-second before I felt the blade.
451
00:24:48,335 --> 00:24:49,836
But I knew
452
00:24:49,837 --> 00:24:52,338
I was going to die.
453
00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,808
_
454
00:24:54,809 --> 00:24:58,043
But then a miracle happened.
455
00:25:01,949 --> 00:25:03,950
I saw a bubble
456
00:25:03,951 --> 00:25:05,952
rising to the surface,
457
00:25:05,953 --> 00:25:08,520
and I had this powerful urge
458
00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:11,624
to follow it up to the light.
459
00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:13,893
I was so scared.
460
00:25:13,894 --> 00:25:16,629
I didn't know how I could stay still.
461
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:20,399
But then the light became so bright.
462
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,602
I was lost in it,
463
00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:26,572
in the warmth and peace.
464
00:25:26,573 --> 00:25:29,374
It was Jesus.
465
00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,577
I had known him my whole life,
466
00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:33,912
but I truly met him that day.
467
00:25:33,913 --> 00:25:36,526
I floated out of my body,
468
00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:39,624
held aloft by the wings of an angel.
469
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,153
From above, I saw him cut off
470
00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:44,889
my ear, but I gave him nothing.
471
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:47,892
Not a twitch or a sound.
472
00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:50,895
And that's how I managed to survive,
473
00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,731
through the grace of God
474
00:25:52,732 --> 00:25:54,766
and His mercy.
475
00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:03,274
What happened to Mr. Jingles?
476
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:04,976
He was arrested and put on trial.
477
00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:07,911
I was the star witness.
478
00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:10,948
The jury only took an
hour to find him guilty,
479
00:26:10,949 --> 00:26:13,650
and I thought, "That
will be the end of it."
480
00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:17,288
But I can't escape him.
481
00:26:18,951 --> 00:26:21,659
And that's why I bought this camp.
482
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,661
To reopen it.
483
00:26:23,662 --> 00:26:26,664
And to take all of my darkest memories
484
00:26:26,665 --> 00:26:30,000
and turn them into
something bright and happy.
485
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,502
Dude.
486
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,437
That's heavy.
487
00:26:34,438 --> 00:26:36,640
Okay, well...
488
00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:38,876
the kids are coming tomorrow,
489
00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,810
and this is the last time
490
00:26:40,811 --> 00:26:44,313
I want anyone talking
about that horrible night.
491
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,586
Oh, Jesus.
492
00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:09,589
You can't creep up on people like that.
493
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,625
You...
494
00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:13,660
you shouldn't be here.
495
00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:15,094
I was worried about you.
496
00:28:17,165 --> 00:28:19,166
What are you doing out of bed?
497
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,836
Come on, you should be resting.
498
00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:26,874
Man, you don't look so good.
499
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,876
There's nobody I can call?
500
00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,879
F-Family, friends?
501
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,881
Phone lines are down.
502
00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:35,482
Seriously?
503
00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:38,219
It's a miracle they let
them reopen this dump.
504
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,719
Reopen?
505
00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:43,056
Where are we?
506
00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,124
It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood?
507
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,860
No.
508
00:28:46,861 --> 00:28:49,028
No, you have to leave.
509
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,997
Something terrible is gonna happen.
510
00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,365
No, I don't understand. What...
511
00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,367
Get out! Go, now!
512
00:28:55,636 --> 00:28:57,871
I think there's something
wrong with the hiker.
513
00:28:57,872 --> 00:29:01,174
When I went to check
on him, he wigged out.
514
00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,776
I think he has a concussion.
515
00:29:02,777 --> 00:29:05,211
I mean, we got him here, made sure
516
00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,212
he didn't die.
517
00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:08,147
Karmically, we're cool.
518
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:09,483
He kept saying something bad
519
00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:11,818
is gonna happen.
520
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,219
♪ You see me... ♪
521
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,522
Hey.
522
00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:18,324
♪ When you're making a scene ♪
523
00:29:18,325 --> 00:29:20,942
♪ Oh, girl, you've got to know... ♪
524
00:29:20,943 --> 00:29:21,995
Don't you guys know
525
00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:24,330
you're not supposed to
be coed fraternizing?
526
00:29:24,331 --> 00:29:26,999
♪ The senses will show to my heart... ♪
527
00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:30,336
I'm just fucking with you.
528
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:33,172
Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director.
529
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,074
So, technically, I'm your boss,
530
00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,176
but don't worry, I'm
not gonna be enforcing
531
00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:40,179
any of Margaret Booth's
rules for godly living.
532
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,315
Between you and me,
I bet myself 50 bucks
533
00:29:42,316 --> 00:29:44,150
I'd bang her by the end of the summer.
534
00:29:44,151 --> 00:29:45,151
You bet yourself?
535
00:29:45,152 --> 00:29:46,219
Yeah.
536
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,219
Don't I know you from somewhere?
537
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,256
Teach aerobics in Marina Del Rey.
538
00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:53,191
Maybe you've taken one of my classes.
539
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,359
They're pretty hot.
540
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,694
Also, if you look closely
541
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,696
at the end of the opening
credits of Three's Company
542
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,699
when John Ritter and the girls
are on bikes on the boardwalk,
543
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,302
you can see me in the background.
544
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,037
Shot it right at my condo.
545
00:30:05,038 --> 00:30:06,871
I love that show.
546
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,541
I'm sorry, how does one go about
making a bet with themselves?
547
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,877
No, no, no. Wait. You were in
the Jane Fonda workout video.
548
00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:14,046
Ah.
549
00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:15,780
Originally, yes.
550
00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:18,783
First row, right next
to Ms. Fonda herself.
551
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,053
I call her Jane.
552
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:26,858
I've seen that video a bunch of times.
553
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,159
You're not in it.
554
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,428
Well, not in the one that
went out to the public.
555
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:33,130
We shot the original for two days.
556
00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:34,899
But when they tested
it with an audience,
557
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,900
they realized I was
pulling focus from Jane.
558
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,438
Well...
559
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,441
a certain part of me was.
560
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,611
That thing was flopping around
561
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,078
like a baby elephant's trunk.
562
00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,414
They had to recast and reshoot.
563
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,416
You must have seen one
of those bootleg VHS tapes
564
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,751
that's been floating around.
565
00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,820
First thing I ever masturbated to.
566
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,589
♪ A front for me... ♪
567
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,789
You're a legend.
568
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,157
Thanks.
569
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,625
You're welcome.
570
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,161
♪ Slip on into any disguise... ♪
571
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,122
It got hot in there.
572
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,956
I needed to cool down.
573
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:34,491
Feeling a little sticky myself.
574
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,125
Oh, yeah, you are.
575
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,965
Ah.
576
00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,802
Oh...
577
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,344
Do you know how many times
578
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,547
I watched you do Rover's
Revenge on that video?
579
00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:00,150
You'd lift your legs to a
perfect 90 degrees and kick out.
580
00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:02,485
It gets me excited
just thinking about it.
581
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,923
I got another trick
I'd like to show you.
582
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,256
Oh, yeah?
583
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,344
Are you okay?
584
00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:29,979
You almost strangled
me with your thighs.
585
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:33,249
Let's jam. A storm's coming.
586
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:35,418
You don't want to be in the
water with that lightning rod.
587
00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:37,519
- Let's go.
- Okay.
588
00:33:21,964 --> 00:33:24,065
Dr. Hopple.
589
00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,400
What in God's name is going on?
590
00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:28,336
It's a mess, Doctor.
591
00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:30,338
One of the patients broke out.
592
00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:32,073
One of the patients?
593
00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:34,242
The entire hospital
is on the front lawn.
594
00:33:34,243 --> 00:33:36,911
He hit the master
release on the way out.
595
00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:39,147
Opened all the cell doors.
596
00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:40,581
Who?
597
00:33:40,582 --> 00:33:42,150
Mr. Jingles.
598
00:33:42,151 --> 00:33:44,085
I mean, Benjamin Richter.
599
00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:46,119
Please tell me he's not still loose.
600
00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,157
We have patrols combing the grounds.
601
00:33:49,158 --> 00:33:50,896
Local police are setting up roadblocks.
602
00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,321
He's not gonna get far.
603
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,278
How did this happen?
604
00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:55,879
_
605
00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:05,872
Richter, you dumb fuck.
606
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:32,095
Saved the taxpayers a lot of money.
607
00:36:33,095 --> 00:36:35,119
_
608
00:36:47,642 --> 00:36:49,642
Aw, shit!
609
00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:06,727
Oh!
610
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,327
Jesus!
611
00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:10,497
Oh, God.
612
00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:13,533
Bella, you maniac.
613
00:37:46,454 --> 00:37:48,155
Hello?
614
00:37:52,594 --> 00:37:53,761
Hey.
615
00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:55,429
Nobody's supposed to be in here.
616
00:37:55,430 --> 00:37:57,597
If you want gas, I'll be right out.
617
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,337
Hey! Hey!
618
00:38:03,338 --> 00:38:04,738
Hey!
619
00:38:04,739 --> 00:38:06,473
Hey, hey... Aah!
620
00:38:12,881 --> 00:38:16,049
What the fucking fuck?
621
00:38:27,629 --> 00:38:29,462
Yes.
622
00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:31,164
They're replaying it.
623
00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,199
Stop!
624
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,667
There.
625
00:38:34,668 --> 00:38:37,337
There it is.
626
00:38:37,338 --> 00:38:39,306
This sucks.
627
00:38:39,307 --> 00:38:42,275
Best athletes in the world
in one place, and I'm missing it.
628
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,944
I should be in the Parade of Nations.
629
00:38:43,945 --> 00:38:45,511
I know exactly what you missing.
630
00:38:45,512 --> 00:38:47,180
The fuck fest.
631
00:38:47,181 --> 00:38:48,848
Athletes are skanks.
632
00:38:48,849 --> 00:38:50,817
There's a reason why they
hand out 20,000 condoms
633
00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,217
at the Olympics.
634
00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:53,819
Sounds like heaven to me.
635
00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:56,388
I heard the male athletes
outnumber the females
636
00:38:56,389 --> 00:38:58,390
five to one.
637
00:38:58,391 --> 00:39:00,059
That's some tough competition.
638
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,661
- What the fuck would you know about it?
- Whoa.
639
00:39:02,662 --> 00:39:04,163
Dude,
640
00:39:04,164 --> 00:39:05,331
shut up already.
641
00:39:05,332 --> 00:39:06,498
She was just trying to help.
642
00:39:06,499 --> 00:39:08,200
You're being a dick.
643
00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:09,835
Fuck you.
644
00:39:09,836 --> 00:39:11,337
- Chet, what the hell?
- Okay!
645
00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:12,504
Shit!
646
00:39:12,505 --> 00:39:13,872
My bad. I-I didn't mean to do...
647
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,341
Back off!
648
00:39:15,342 --> 00:39:17,442
Nurse, a little help?
649
00:39:17,443 --> 00:39:18,743
I clocked out already.
650
00:39:18,744 --> 00:39:19,811
I'm here for the kids.
651
00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:20,957
You want bandages,
652
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,014
you can find 'em yourself.
653
00:39:22,015 --> 00:39:24,147
Goddamn 'roid rage.
654
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,627
Nice.
655
00:39:35,628 --> 00:39:37,628
That was real smooth.
656
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,451
_
657
00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,298
Fuck.
658
00:40:17,903 --> 00:40:19,970
You okay?
659
00:40:19,971 --> 00:40:21,839
I think Chet really is sorry.
660
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,240
He's just drunk.
661
00:40:23,241 --> 00:40:24,640
No, he's just an asshole.
662
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:28,322
Can I see?
663
00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:35,284
- Does it hurt?
- Yes.
664
00:40:35,285 --> 00:40:37,619
- Oh. Sorry.
- It's all right.
665
00:40:40,991 --> 00:40:42,959
It's still bleeding.
666
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,095
I'm gonna go look for
some bandages and...
667
00:40:46,096 --> 00:40:48,064
maybe some iodine.
668
00:40:48,065 --> 00:40:49,465
- You don't have to do that.
- Just...
669
00:40:49,466 --> 00:40:50,466
I don't mind.
670
00:40:50,467 --> 00:40:53,036
All right, just keep pressure.
671
00:40:53,037 --> 00:40:54,470
All right.
672
00:40:54,471 --> 00:40:56,438
Be safe.
673
00:41:41,049 --> 00:41:43,050
Aah!
674
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:53,788
Gina Hemphill,
675
00:41:53,789 --> 00:41:56,117
granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens,
676
00:41:56,118 --> 00:41:58,960
hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.
677
00:41:58,961 --> 00:42:01,295
But will she light the flame?
678
00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:08,350
Rafer Johnson.
679
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:10,528
He will light the Olympic flame.
680
00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,134
The last 25 steps you see rising...
681
00:42:38,943 --> 00:42:40,276
He's here!
682
00:42:40,277 --> 00:42:41,711
He's after me!
683
00:42:41,712 --> 00:42:43,612
He's trying to kill me!
684
00:42:43,613 --> 00:42:45,215
Who? What are you talking about?
685
00:42:45,216 --> 00:42:47,383
Mr. Jingles!
686
00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:50,720
- This is a joke, right?
- I could make out his raincoat.
687
00:42:50,721 --> 00:42:53,088
His hood. I kept hearing his keys.
688
00:42:53,089 --> 00:42:55,289
It was him.
689
00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:00,629
No, no, no, no! He's right outside!
690
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,274
I don't see anything.
There's nobody out here.
691
00:43:12,275 --> 00:43:14,009
Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles?
692
00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:16,612
Hasn't he been locked
up since, like, the '70s?
693
00:43:16,613 --> 00:43:19,815
No... I know it was him.
694
00:43:19,816 --> 00:43:22,816
He murdered the hiker
and he cut off his ear.
695
00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:44,938
He's right behind that door.
696
00:43:46,776 --> 00:43:48,942
I'm not going back in there.
697
00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:09,195
Girl...
698
00:44:09,196 --> 00:44:10,463
you trippin'.
699
00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:15,001
Wha... I...
700
00:44:15,002 --> 00:44:16,336
I don't understand.
701
00:44:16,337 --> 00:44:19,372
He was... he was right here!
702
00:44:19,373 --> 00:44:22,175
Well, he's not there anymore.
703
00:44:22,176 --> 00:44:24,978
Must have wandered back
to wherever he came from.
704
00:44:24,979 --> 00:44:26,413
Not our problem.
705
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,982
I think I might've found
your raincoat killer.
706
00:44:28,983 --> 00:44:31,051
No, no, no. No, no, no.
707
00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:32,986
I am not imagining all of this!
708
00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:34,754
Well, yeah, but...
709
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,323
you did indulge in the righteous bush.
710
00:44:36,324 --> 00:44:37,924
How many hits did you take?
711
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,359
- Zero.
- Then you probably just got
712
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,893
the mother of all contact highs.
713
00:44:40,894 --> 00:44:42,195
We toked on a crossbreed
714
00:44:42,196 --> 00:44:44,496
of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze.
715
00:44:50,071 --> 00:44:51,671
What in heaven's name
716
00:44:51,672 --> 00:44:53,339
is going on here?
717
00:44:56,543 --> 00:44:58,544
It's, um... it's-it's my fault.
718
00:44:58,545 --> 00:45:00,241
- I thought...
- No, we came to check on that guy
719
00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:02,548
- they picked up on the road.
- How is he?
720
00:45:02,549 --> 00:45:05,550
I guess he was well enough to leave.
721
00:45:05,551 --> 00:45:08,187
Okay, good. That's one less
person for us to look after.
722
00:45:08,188 --> 00:45:09,455
Now, let's go get some rest.
723
00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:10,688
We have a big day tomorrow.
724
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,900
What happened to you?
725
00:45:21,901 --> 00:45:24,100
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
726
00:45:24,101 --> 00:45:25,437
Go clean yourself up.
727
00:45:59,405 --> 00:46:01,439
Montana, wake up.
728
00:46:02,742 --> 00:46:04,743
W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke.
729
00:46:04,744 --> 00:46:06,310
Why are you sleeping with a knife?
730
00:46:06,311 --> 00:46:07,812
I have a suspicious nature.
731
00:46:07,813 --> 00:46:09,313
Why are you waking me up?
732
00:46:09,314 --> 00:46:11,149
Someone's calling the pay phone.
733
00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:12,483
Who gives a shit?
734
00:46:12,484 --> 00:46:14,151
He said the phone lines were down.
735
00:46:14,152 --> 00:46:16,153
Whatever, Brooke.
736
00:46:57,528 --> 00:46:59,062
Hello?
737
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,033
Who is this?
738
00:47:10,374 --> 00:47:12,341
Satan, Satan, Satan.