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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Okay, two months, what's that?
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What's that?
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Two months,
it's if there is a baby in there
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okay, but what about
this one has a smiley face?
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I don't know what's that smiley,
if you're not pregnant or if there is baby in there.
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If you're not pregnant
or if there is baby in there.
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Stop saying "baby in there,"
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like there's a baby
hiding in a closet
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with a knife or something.
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Why are we whispering?
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I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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There's a baby in there.
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This baby might be
a good thing.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Because, one day,
you're gonna die.
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You're gonna die,
and I'll be all alone
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for...10, 20,
30 years.
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Wait, whoa. Wait.
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I'm gonna die?
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You're dead, and I'm all alone.
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And I'll start smoking again.
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I'll be sitting on the porch
of some old folks home,
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blowing smoke on
people's families
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and grandchildren and...
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They'll be saying,
"there's Reagan Brinkley.
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"She has no family,
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and everyone she knows
is dead."
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So you're already in a home
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and I'm dead?
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Mm-hmm.
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But we'll have a baby.
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Yeah.
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[Gentle guitar music]
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Look at that.
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Look at her.
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She's so beautiful.
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So [Bleep] Beautiful.
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God [Bleep].
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Chris, you know what?
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We should probably
cool it on the cussing.
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- Oh, [Bleep], you're right.
- Babe, you did it again.
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Yeah, but she's asleep.
She can't hear us.
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Hmm.
[Giggles]
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Holy [Bleep].
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[Upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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[Baby laughing]
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[Baby cooing]
Are you ready for this?
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Yes. Hey, come on.
Look, you love your job.
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Plus, this is an opportunity
for me to bond with my daughter.
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- Ohh.
- Who knows?
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Maybe I'll get
the old nordic track out.
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Get my body back
to where it needs to be.
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[Chuckles]
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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We have a baby!
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Deadly radiation
from cell phones
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and just how safe...
Ohh.
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Is your clock radio?
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Uhh!
This will happen!
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Gaaaah!
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[Zipper zips]
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Yes!
Dr. Nancy spivey
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tells us about the dangers
of exploding clock radios.
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- Heh heh.
- It's also Reagan Brinkley's
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first day back at work.
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Good luck today, Reagan.
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But let me ask you:
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Are you and Chris
really ready to handle
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all this mommy/daddy stuff?
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What?
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[Scoffs]
Hon...
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Not sure you can
rock that skirt anymore.
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Oh, shut up, Matt lauer!
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Oh, look at that.
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So, babe, what do you
wanna do tomorrow
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for our anniversary?
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Seven years.
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Oh, my God, right?
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I don't know.
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Something--
something epic,
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like the old days.
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You know, maybe some eating
and drinking.
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Dancin', smokin'.
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God, I need a drink so badly.
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I mean, I haven't had a drink
since before I was pregnant.
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Although we can't go that far
with the cigarettes.
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You know.
Oh, you're right.
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Smoking is my gateway drug,
isn't it?
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I mean, I have one cigarette,
and the next thing you know,
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I'm dancing on the pool table,
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doing jager shots.
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Dazzling the folks
with my old school raps.
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God, your beats are so tight
after three jager bombs.
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So, honey, are you sure
you're ready for solo today?
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What?
Are you kidding? Yes.
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Why hire a nanny
when you got me, right?
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I'm just saying, don't
sit on the couch all day,
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like, watching hockey
and playing video games.
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What? No.
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It's not even plugged in or--
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come on, babe, worry.
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I can't totally do this.
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Okay, you just said,
"babe, worry.
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I can't totally do this."
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- No, I said we can.
- Hm-mm.
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I said,
"we can totally do this."
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You didn't.
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But okay.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye, baby.
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Mwah!
I love you guys.
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- Bye, mama.
- All right, bye.
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Reagan!
Welcome back.
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Reagan, thank God you're back!
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Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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It's okay.
What's going on?
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The last few months
have been rough.
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Yesterday, show hit bottom.
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And instead of coming up
with a new show,
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Ava's in her office,
eating her feelings.
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Oh, no. What?
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Cake. Entenmann's.
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Okay.
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[Upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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I was raised
on the hardscrabble roads
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of the Florida panhandle.
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But I'm here to tell you that,
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no matter where you come from,
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you can always
get up that Mountain.
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Now, let's get up together.
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Hello.
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[Mouth full]
Reagan!
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Oh, my God, you're back!
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Get in here.
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Welcome home--
what are you doing? No, no.
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Just getting rid of the cake.
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- Hey, no, no, no, no.
- Stop!
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No more cake.
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This show has fallen apart
without you.
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Every, single person here
besides you
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is a complete moron.
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I hope you take it
as a compliment
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that I'm willing to speak freely
in front of you.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Reagan...
- Yeah.
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This show used to speak
to women.
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I mean, we wanted real issues.
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But with you gone, look.
Look at this.
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Look.
What's--what--
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I mean, I've seen
all the...Shows. Oh.
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[Laughing] It looks like
I just made a new friend.
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[Parrot squawks,
audience laughs]
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A friend who's always
on your mind!
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[Laughter]
Can I get a whoo hoo?
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All: Whoo hoo!
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All right, that's good.
We're good with the clapping!
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We're good with the clapping.
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Very pretty bird.
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It's on her head!
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Please, no more clapping.
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Is the bird--oh, God.
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- Are you laughing?
- I'm not, I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I know about your
paralyzing fear of birds.
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Now that I'm back,
I have some ideas.
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Why don't we do a whole week
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on women's health, right?
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We can, uh, talk about
non-invasive plastic surgery.
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Uh, we can do a diabetes-
friendly cooking show.
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We can call it
eats for the diabeets.
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I love that.
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How 'bout a cleanse?
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Cleanses are big.
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That is perfect.
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Kimora just turned me on
to this herbalist,
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Dr. Phillip bonderant.
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He's a pioneer of this
ayurvedic cleanse.
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Okay, well, why don't
I just research it--
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- we're doing a cleanse!
- Okay, doing a cleanse.
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And everybody in the office
is doing the cleanse with me.
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Right? Who's with me?
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Office cleanse.
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Of-fice cleanse!
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- Okay.
- Office cleanse!
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Okay, now, that is hockey.
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You know, your dad
was quite the player too.
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You got my genes.
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Speed...Strength.
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And quads of steel.
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Yep...You got my quads.
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Always take care
of your quads, sweetie,
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and they will take care of you.
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Mine have been very good to me.
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Oh, crap.
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Okay.
You know what?
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You just sit right there
for a minute.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Well, you got your mommy's
balance, didn't you?
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- God, what a gorgeous baby.
- Thank you.
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Are you sure you wanna be back?
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Yes, I do.
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I mean, I miss her
every second of the day.
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But, Ava, I am here for you
100%, all right?
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Don't worry, I am still
the same old me.
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'Cept for, sometimes now,
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when I walk, talk,
or breathe, I pee.
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- Ohh.
- Anyhoo...
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To the cleanse.
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To the cleanse.
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Ugh.
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- Wow.
- Ohh. Ohh.
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Oh, my goodness.
Wow, you know,
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I always wondered what
a mug of butt tasted like.
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Now I know.
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Whoo!
Ugh. God.
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Screw this.
I'm gettin' a chili dog.
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No, you can't do that.
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Honey, Dr. bonderant
is already booked for Monday.
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And when I told him that
everyone here
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was doing the cleanse,
including you,
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he canceled on Ellen.
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Burn, Ellen.
[Imitates laser blasts]
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See? I am so glad
you're back.
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Things without you here
have been "insahn."
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Why are you saying
"insane" like that?
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That's how I always say it.
"Insahn."
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No...It's weird.
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If "insahn" is so weird,
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why has no one
ever said anything?
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Because everybody
is intimidated by you.
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It's "creezy."
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Hey, honey.
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How's Amy?
How's my little boo?
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Hey, babe, I'm so sorry
to bother you.
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I'm just having a bit
of a problem here.
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When did grocery stores
get so big?
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Kind of feel like I've never
been in a grocery store before.
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- Oh, she is so cute.
- Oh...Thank you.
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Look, I don't know why
I can't find cheese.
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I've just been walking
around in circles.
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All I could find was that...
Fancy cheese
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over by the salad bar.
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Listen to me.
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The normal cheese
is right next to the eggs.
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Do not give up--we really,
really need normal cheese.
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Okay.
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[Eerie music]
So, how's Amy doing
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on her first trip
to the supermarket with daddy?
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- Babe, I gotta go.
- Why? Is everything okay?
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- She's back.
- Who's back?
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♪ ♪
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Hope you weren't planning
on using your fist!
259
00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:39,204
Shut up!
260
00:08:39,239 --> 00:08:41,073
That is the stupidest place
to hide, dude!
261
00:08:41,107 --> 00:08:43,075
They always get you right...
Hi. I rushed back
262
00:08:43,109 --> 00:08:44,443
as fast as I could.
263
00:08:44,477 --> 00:08:46,178
Bottomed out on, like,
20 speed bumps.
264
00:08:46,212 --> 00:08:47,212
Is Amy still up?
265
00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:48,614
No, she's asleep.
266
00:08:48,648 --> 00:08:49,848
Oh.
[Laser blasts]
267
00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:51,250
Babe, great news.
268
00:08:51,284 --> 00:08:53,285
- Yeah?
- I met someone.
269
00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:54,620
Right now, I am online gaming
270
00:08:54,654 --> 00:08:56,088
with a really exciting
new friend.
271
00:08:56,122 --> 00:08:58,123
I mean, he's a dad
I met at the park,
272
00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:00,092
but he's kind of in the same
baby-daddy sitch that I'm in,
273
00:09:00,126 --> 00:09:01,126
and here's the best part:
274
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,461
He's a surfer dude.
275
00:09:02,495 --> 00:09:03,695
Wow, that's awesome.
276
00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:05,063
You always wanted
a surfer friend.
277
00:09:05,098 --> 00:09:06,515
Right? I know.
278
00:09:06,549 --> 00:09:08,183
I'm playing it kind of
cool, though,
279
00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:09,535
'cause I want to make sure
that I--hang on.
280
00:09:09,569 --> 00:09:12,271
Hey, man.
Uh, no problem, dude.
281
00:09:12,305 --> 00:09:14,239
All right, catch you lates.
282
00:09:14,274 --> 00:09:15,607
Henry's bath's ready.
283
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,376
So what was Amy doing
284
00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:19,778
when you guys were...
Bonding?
285
00:09:19,812 --> 00:09:21,313
Oh, it was great.
286
00:09:21,347 --> 00:09:22,915
Amy and Henry's nap time
synchronize perfectly.
287
00:09:22,949 --> 00:09:24,283
- Oh.
- Actually, you know what?
288
00:09:24,317 --> 00:09:25,617
Henry's really into
classical music,
289
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,486
which I think is
super stimulating too.
290
00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,987
I see a lot of potential here--
oh, my God.
291
00:09:29,022 --> 00:09:30,122
What the hell is that?
292
00:09:30,156 --> 00:09:31,957
Oh, yeah.
293
00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:34,059
I never did find
the normal cheese, you know?
294
00:09:34,093 --> 00:09:35,994
I...Just sort of panicked,
295
00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:37,663
and I just bought
this fancy cheese
296
00:09:37,697 --> 00:09:39,264
over by the salad bar.
297
00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:42,301
Cheese guy says we're gonna
need a rinder.
298
00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:44,136
- Oh...Awesome.
- But...
299
00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,921
Check it out...
300
00:09:45,972 --> 00:09:49,258
This is what I was thinking
for our anniversary times.
301
00:09:49,309 --> 00:09:50,742
Ohh.
302
00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:52,761
"Chris and Reagan's
anniversary times:
303
00:09:52,812 --> 00:09:54,146
Old school style."
304
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:55,514
- Right?
- What up?
305
00:09:55,548 --> 00:09:56,848
"Drinks at the varnish,
306
00:09:56,882 --> 00:09:59,117
"followed by dinner at kiwami.
307
00:09:59,152 --> 00:10:00,602
"Parenthesis Sushi.
308
00:10:00,653 --> 00:10:01,853
Exclamation point."
Yep.
309
00:10:01,887 --> 00:10:03,238
"Intimate time with husband,
310
00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,657
body sponsored
by nordic track."
311
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,359
- Really?
- It's a new sponsorship, but...
312
00:10:07,393 --> 00:10:09,461
[Giggles]
This--this sounds great.
313
00:10:09,495 --> 00:10:11,363
I'm so happy.
314
00:10:11,397 --> 00:10:12,364
[Door slams]
315
00:10:12,398 --> 00:10:14,249
Hi, kids!
Uhh!
316
00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,467
"Knock-knock.
Can I come in?
317
00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:16,835
Is this a bad time?"
318
00:10:16,869 --> 00:10:17,936
That's how I
would have done it.
319
00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:20,639
[Laughing] Oh, Christopher.
320
00:10:20,673 --> 00:10:23,141
So I was on a date with Martin.
321
00:10:23,176 --> 00:10:26,645
And I realized
I never got you a baby gift.
322
00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,680
[Laughs] So I said to him,
323
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,382
"turn this helicopter around,
324
00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,986
I am going to one of those
custom gift basket places."
325
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,487
Wow.
326
00:10:35,521 --> 00:10:36,972
All right,
let's see what we got here.
327
00:10:37,023 --> 00:10:38,857
Well, this is a...Oh.
328
00:10:38,891 --> 00:10:40,642
"Classic venison stock."
329
00:10:40,693 --> 00:10:41,793
Oh, my God, babies love this.
330
00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:43,295
- Right?
- Oh!
331
00:10:43,329 --> 00:10:44,863
Some hot pepper cheese.
332
00:10:44,897 --> 00:10:46,114
Again, perfect for a baby.
333
00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:47,499
Are you telling me
334
00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:48,834
there's nothing in there
for a baby?
335
00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,702
Oh, well, I guess we'll be left
336
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,871
having an awesome time
by ourselves.
337
00:10:52,905 --> 00:10:54,473
Uh-oh, what's this?
338
00:10:54,507 --> 00:10:56,341
This one's chilled, y'all.
339
00:10:56,376 --> 00:10:57,743
Honey, we can't do that.
340
00:10:57,777 --> 00:10:59,211
I mean, we don't
do that anymore, so--
341
00:10:59,245 --> 00:11:00,746
we have to get up early.
342
00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:01,780
Hi-yo!
343
00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:05,834
[Baby crying]
344
00:11:05,885 --> 00:11:07,169
Both: There it is.
Yeah, I got it.
345
00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,304
We can just
drink out of the bottle.
346
00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:11,323
[Baby crying]
347
00:11:11,357 --> 00:11:12,391
Oh, my God.
348
00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:13,558
Ohh.
349
00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:15,560
At least
you don't have to work.
350
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:18,930
Yeah, 'cause raising a human's
no work at all.
351
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:19,998
[Grunts]
352
00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:21,700
[Crying continues]
353
00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,268
God, I got no sleep last night.
354
00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:26,938
I mean, I was up with Amy
from...1:00 to 4:00?
355
00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:28,440
Well, I was up
from 10:00 to midnight.
356
00:11:28,474 --> 00:11:30,342
You probably
don't remember that.
357
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:32,744
'Cause you were asleep...
358
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,112
While I was awake.
359
00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:35,414
No, you were--
360
00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:36,999
you were asleep
when I got up at 1:00.
361
00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:38,550
'Cause I saw you.
362
00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:39,785
I mean, 'cause I was awake.
363
00:11:39,819 --> 00:11:41,003
No, I'm sure you were groggy
364
00:11:41,037 --> 00:11:42,120
from being in such a deep sleep
365
00:11:42,155 --> 00:11:43,355
that you did not see
366
00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:45,190
that my eyes were wide open
367
00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:47,192
and I was, indeed, awake.
368
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:48,794
No, you were asleep.
369
00:11:48,828 --> 00:11:50,529
Because I saw everything
370
00:11:50,563 --> 00:11:52,364
because I was wide awake.
371
00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:55,233
Totally awake...
With my eyes open.
372
00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:57,369
Except for when you were
completely asleep.
373
00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:58,870
I mean, when your eyes
were closed
374
00:11:58,905 --> 00:12:01,139
in what I would call
in a sleep-like fashion.
375
00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:02,774
- Are you kidding me?
- Because I was wide awake.
376
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,142
- My eyes were open!
- I watched you sleeping!
377
00:12:04,176 --> 00:12:05,560
I stood over you
and watched you sleep!
378
00:12:09,348 --> 00:12:10,782
Do you wanna do it real quick?
379
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,784
No, I don't wanna
do it real quick!
380
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,721
I can't even think about...
[Grunting]
381
00:12:15,755 --> 00:12:17,456
That's not even
your real sex face.
382
00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:19,357
- Stop talking.
- I wish it was.
383
00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:22,744
All right, bye, mama.
384
00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:25,163
- Bye.
- Bye.
385
00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:27,499
Honey, I'm so sorry
about before.
386
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,584
- Oh, that's all right.
- I cannot wait for tonight.
387
00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:31,903
I so need a night out.
Yeah, tell me about it.
388
00:12:31,938 --> 00:12:33,572
All day long
here with the baby.
389
00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:35,173
I think I'm the one
that needs the night out.
390
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,259
Yeah, well,
try work and a baby.
391
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,510
- I think I'm the one that--
- really? Okay.
392
00:12:38,544 --> 00:12:39,611
You know what?
Let's not do it.
393
00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:40,812
Okay. Bye.
394
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,847
Mwah!
395
00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:46,234
- Bye, mama.
- Bye.
396
00:12:46,269 --> 00:12:49,354
Um...Can I have everyone's
attention for a second?
397
00:12:49,388 --> 00:12:52,657
There is a slight issue
with Dr. bonderant's cleanse.
398
00:12:52,692 --> 00:12:54,943
It's just that
a gentleman in Ohio
399
00:12:54,994 --> 00:12:57,279
who was on the cleanse
just suffered, um...
400
00:12:57,330 --> 00:13:00,599
"Catastrophic renal failure."
401
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,367
Missy here has been in
the bathroom all morning with--
402
00:13:02,401 --> 00:13:03,769
what--what did you
call it, honey?
403
00:13:03,803 --> 00:13:05,103
Sting ring.
404
00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:07,289
With wicked-hot
sting ring!
405
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:10,709
[Shouting] Okay, you do not want
wicked-hot sting ring!
406
00:13:10,743 --> 00:13:13,478
So please dump your cleanses
immediately!
407
00:13:13,513 --> 00:13:16,131
Finally.
First thing's first.
408
00:13:16,182 --> 00:13:17,716
Party sub--double meat,
double cheese.
409
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,684
We're off the cleanse, y'all.
410
00:13:19,719 --> 00:13:22,187
We are off the cleanse!
411
00:13:22,221 --> 00:13:24,289
Um, now we don't
have a show for Monday.
412
00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,557
Oh, it's okay.
413
00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:26,975
We'll put our heads together,
414
00:13:27,026 --> 00:13:28,226
and Reagan'll
figure something out.
415
00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:29,728
- Yep.
- Gonna be like old times.
416
00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,863
We'll be workin' laaate.
No, no, no.
417
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,398
I can't tonight, honey.
What--
418
00:13:33,432 --> 00:13:35,283
- it's my seven-year anniversary
with Chris.
419
00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:36,635
He's been planning it
for a really long time.
420
00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:37,903
- Reagan--
- I can't--Ava!
421
00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,404
- Reagan...
- What?
422
00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:41,039
You said you would
be there for me 100%.
423
00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:43,825
[Cell phone ringing]
All right, hold on.
424
00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:45,293
Hi, honey.
425
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:46,578
Babysitter's here.
426
00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:48,213
Oh, hey...
427
00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:50,015
Will you put Amy on the phone
for just a second?
428
00:13:50,049 --> 00:13:51,249
I need to hear her voice.
429
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:53,418
[Baby laughing] Hi, my boo boo!
430
00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:55,170
I love you.
Mama loves you.
431
00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:56,254
Boo boo boo boo boo boo!
432
00:13:56,289 --> 00:13:58,089
I love you so much!
433
00:13:58,123 --> 00:13:59,975
Babe...Um, honey,
434
00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:01,493
I can't do tonight.
435
00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:03,478
Oh, babe,
it's our anniversary times.
436
00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:05,197
I know, but you don't
understand.
437
00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:06,932
The doctor that we had booked
for the show on Monday
438
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:08,233
is sort of killing people
right now.
439
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:09,601
So now we need to come up
440
00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,269
with an entire new concept
for the show
441
00:14:11,304 --> 00:14:13,004
and we're gonna be working
until the morning.
442
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,440
No. You know what?
I get it.
443
00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:17,576
This was the deal, right?
I love you.
444
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:20,245
Love you too.
Don't worry about it.
445
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:21,830
Summer of '92,
446
00:14:21,864 --> 00:14:23,248
it's me, Rick James,
447
00:14:23,282 --> 00:14:25,083
Ian ziering, and Eddie Murphy
448
00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:26,785
in the back of a white
stretch limo.
449
00:14:26,819 --> 00:14:30,121
We were going to
the best Sushi place.
450
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,267
Life is like an ocean.
I dig that.
451
00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:37,868
But, you know, for me, it's--
hey.
452
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,242
Uh, mine's actually
home right now, dude.
453
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,772
So, um, thanks for listening.
454
00:14:42,807 --> 00:14:44,307
All right. Yeah.
455
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,042
Good luck with
the swells tomorrow.
456
00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:48,278
- Hey.
- Hi.
457
00:14:48,312 --> 00:14:49,779
Hey.
458
00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:51,247
So...
459
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:53,983
Got a replacement
for Dr. death cleanse.
460
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,485
How was your night?
461
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,653
Uh, yeah, it was good.
462
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,238
I ended up just grabbing a...
463
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:01,057
Personal pizza--
frozen...
464
00:15:01,091 --> 00:15:02,876
A full-size,
12-piece pizza.
465
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:03,893
Oh, honey.
466
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:05,461
I don't know, babe.
467
00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:08,431
God, you have so many
new holes in this shirt.
468
00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,834
- I love this shirt.
- I know.
469
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,719
I was wearing this shirt
the first time I saw van...
470
00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:14,337
Van halen.
471
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,005
And also, later that summer,
472
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,006
when I made out with...
473
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,343
Both: Jessica einbinder.
474
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,895
I'm sorry, babe.
475
00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:23,646
You know I had to stay.
476
00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:25,899
You don't have anything
to be sorry for.
477
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,450
I chose to do this, I--
478
00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:29,068
I'm the one who decided
to leave my law firm
479
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,587
so that I could stay here
and look after Amy,
480
00:15:30,621 --> 00:15:31,821
and, um...
481
00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:34,123
I guess I was
just pissed and...
482
00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:35,959
I don't know
who to be pissed at.
483
00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:37,994
We're gonna screw this up.
484
00:15:38,028 --> 00:15:39,662
- No, we're not.
- Yeah, we are.
485
00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:41,164
Then, every time I come home,
486
00:15:41,198 --> 00:15:43,099
we're just gonna be
awkward and distant
487
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,701
and you're gonna resent me?
488
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,536
And Amy's gonna feel all that.
489
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,705
She's gonna feel she has to be
the peacekeeper with us,
490
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,957
and she'll--she'll have
this need to be perfect,
491
00:15:51,008 --> 00:15:52,625
and she'll probably
develop a tic
492
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,010
where she always
smells her hair,
493
00:15:54,044 --> 00:15:55,261
and I just--
I think Matt lauer's
494
00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:56,763
talking to me through the tv.
495
00:15:56,797 --> 00:15:58,581
Okay, wow.
That is a lot of stuff.
496
00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:02,619
[Sighs]
497
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:03,887
I love our baby
498
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,356
more than anything
in the world.
499
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:10,026
She has made my life
so much better.
500
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,127
But sometimes, I...
501
00:16:11,161 --> 00:16:13,463
I do miss the old days...
502
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,698
Where I'd come home
late from work and--
503
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,400
and we'd just say,
"whatever."
504
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,635
And we'd go out all night
505
00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:20,370
and act like idiots.
506
00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:21,788
We were world-class idiots.
507
00:16:21,822 --> 00:16:24,207
We were such idiots.
508
00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:31,080
It is still technically
our anniversary.
509
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,248
I can call the babysitter.
510
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,516
Do it.
511
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,184
Oh, yeah.
512
00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:37,837
I'm gonna go put on
a slutty outfit.
513
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,188
Me too.
514
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:40,757
Excuse me, miss.
515
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,675
Uh, could we get two more
glasses of the rose?
516
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:46,162
Actually, should we
just get a bottle?
517
00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:48,064
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's make it a bottle.
518
00:16:48,098 --> 00:16:50,650
[Hip-hop music]
519
00:16:50,684 --> 00:16:52,502
By the way,
it's 11:45 right now.
520
00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:54,237
- Uh-huh.
- We could go home,
521
00:16:54,271 --> 00:16:55,738
and I would deem this night
to be a kick-ass success.
522
00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,874
Or we could stay
a little bit longer
523
00:16:57,908 --> 00:16:59,325
and be whatever.
524
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,610
We could, but, babe,
you know what?
525
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,778
Let's not overdo it, huh?
526
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,162
What's that you say, honey?
527
00:17:03,197 --> 00:17:04,747
Did you just say,
"babe, overdo it"?
528
00:17:04,782 --> 00:17:06,883
Cheers, mother [Bleep]!
529
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,001
[All cheer]
530
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:11,287
♪ Good ol' rocky top ♪
531
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:14,390
♪ rocky top, Tennessee ♪
532
00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:15,925
♪ rocky top ♪
533
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,212
Both: ♪ Tennessee ♪
534
00:17:19,263 --> 00:17:21,597
My baby's gonna be up
in two hours!
535
00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:23,716
Whoo! Look at
those high kicks!
536
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,468
Whoo!
537
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,905
[Upbeat music playing]
538
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:30,606
Uh-oh!
539
00:17:30,641 --> 00:17:32,141
Both: Oh!
540
00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,559
What?!
541
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,980
♪ For the first time
in history ♪
542
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,649
♪ it's gonna
start raining men ♪
543
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,117
♪ start raining men ♪
544
00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:43,252
All: ♪ it's rainin' men ♪
545
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:44,654
♪ hallelujah ♪
546
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,489
♪ it's rainin' men ♪
547
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,657
[Upbeat music]
548
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,909
Babe!
549
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,079
Body by nordic track!
550
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,664
Whoo!
551
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,432
♪ Tall, blond ♪
552
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:57,967
♪ dark and lean ♪
553
00:17:58,002 --> 00:18:02,722
♪ rough and tough
and strong and mean ♪
554
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:05,441
[Baby crying]
555
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:06,843
[Grunts]
556
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,144
Babe, that's Amy.
557
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,912
Oh, my God, I'm so hung over.
558
00:18:09,947 --> 00:18:11,581
You know who's not hung over?
559
00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:13,783
That baby!
560
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:14,917
I swear to God, I will give you
561
00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:16,285
a million dollars if you go.
562
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,653
- Hold her down.
- You got it.
563
00:18:17,688 --> 00:18:19,272
That's it--yeah.
Okay, stop.
564
00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:21,090
Amy, like--here.
565
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,575
Oh, what is it?
566
00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,444
What's the front?
Which is the front?
567
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:25,945
This is the wipe scam
that the wipe people do
568
00:18:25,996 --> 00:18:27,747
to get you to buy more wipes!
569
00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,248
Oh, my God, how is it that
she's stronger than I am?
570
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:30,249
She's a baby!
571
00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:31,951
We are trying to help you.
572
00:18:32,002 --> 00:18:33,669
- We're on your side.
- Stop talk--
573
00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:35,237
oh, God. Oh, God.
That's a big one.
574
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,811
Are we dead?
575
00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:44,797
[Doorbell rings]
576
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:50,720
[Quietly] Oh, God.
577
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:51,938
Hi.
Hey.
578
00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:53,222
Reagan...
Yeah?
579
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:54,624
Stevie nicks is having
a barbecue
580
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:56,893
at her house, and we're going.
581
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,728
I think I can close her
on that segment
582
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,797
on native American spirituality,
so... [clicks tongue]
583
00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:02,231
- Really?
- Yeah.
584
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,033
We gotta drive
to Santa Barbara right now.
585
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,985
- Um...
- You know what?
586
00:19:06,036 --> 00:19:08,071
It's okay...You go.
If--if you have to.
587
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,272
Amy and I will be fine.
Yeah.
588
00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:13,976
No.
I'm sorry, Ava.
589
00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:16,329
I-I know I've never
said no to you before,
590
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,247
but I'm--I'm saying no.
[Baby cooing]
591
00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:20,083
I love you, but I--
592
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:24,687
I really--I need to stay here
with Chris and Amy today.
593
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,141
You know, the old Italian man
594
00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:32,228
who hems my slacks
has a saying.
595
00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:33,496
A una certa eta,
596
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,598
una Donna scegliere
597
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,433
tra il suo culo
598
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:41,821
e la sua faccia.
599
00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:43,039
"At a certain age,
a woman has to choose
600
00:19:43,073 --> 00:19:44,740
between her ass
and her face."
601
00:19:44,775 --> 00:19:46,943
Okay.
602
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,744
Well, you can have
a good face and a fat ass,
603
00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:49,946
or you can have a tight ass
604
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,447
and have the face of skeletor.
605
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,748
I don't...
606
00:19:52,783 --> 00:19:54,183
You can't have everything.
607
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:56,002
- Okay.
- Okay.
608
00:19:56,036 --> 00:19:58,087
I'll close Stevie.
609
00:19:58,122 --> 00:19:59,755
Today, you be
with Chris and Amy.
610
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,457
Thank you.
611
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,176
Stevie...
612
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,193
Stevie.
613
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:05,344
Nicks.
614
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,263
You got it.
615
00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:09,849
♪ Just like
the white wing dove ♪
616
00:20:09,883 --> 00:20:12,435
♪ sings a song,
sounds like she's singing ♪
617
00:20:12,469 --> 00:20:15,538
♪ ooh, baby, ooh, say ooh ♪
618
00:20:15,572 --> 00:20:18,307
Amy...
619
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,209
Let me tell you something.
620
00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:22,979
If I ever have to be out late
621
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,148
because of work
or something like that,
622
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,550
when you wake up
in the morning,
623
00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:31,721
I will always be there.
624
00:20:31,755 --> 00:20:35,708
Your first tooth,
I will be there.
625
00:20:35,742 --> 00:20:38,427
Prom time, I'm there.
626
00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:41,547
When you go off to college...
627
00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:44,300
I'll get an apartment nearby
628
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,402
and maybe audit
a class or two--
629
00:20:46,436 --> 00:20:47,887
but you can still drink
and date boys,
630
00:20:47,921 --> 00:20:49,338
'cause I'll be cool.
631
00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:50,840
Don't worry, Amy.
I'll stop her.
632
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,225
He'll be dead, sweetie.
633
00:20:52,259 --> 00:20:53,843
He won't be able to stop me.
634
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,145
And then one day,
635
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:59,649
when you come to visit me
in the nursing home,
636
00:20:59,683 --> 00:21:03,619
and they ask me
who's there to see me,
637
00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:06,422
I'll say, "it's my daughter...
638
00:21:06,456 --> 00:21:08,324
Amy."
639
00:21:10,494 --> 00:21:12,361
[Whispering]
Look at that.
640
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,197
Holy [Bleep].
641
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,098
God [Bleep].
642
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,834
Baby, we really gotta
rein in the language.
643
00:21:18,869 --> 00:21:20,920
Ah, we'll get there.
644
00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:22,605
So [Bleep] Beautiful.
645
00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:24,307
Holy [Bleep].
646
00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:27,440
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