[chime]
Tonight, the reunion concludes.
Stephanie accused you two of being twins.
We're gonna see if you answer the same.
Kiki's dad, hot or not?
Any volunteers to teach Lisa some Spanish?
Yes.
[speaking Spanish]
- Don't put your dick in my- - Marysol taught me that.
Well, to be honest, everything that's happened
in this season was-
You're gonna plug your book now?
Of course I am. [laughter]
We want to remove ourselves from all of that.
Well, Lisa that's all you had to do!
The public backlash, it's been very hard for me.
And you know who managed to send me every article that was bad?
You did.
Do you think it's easy to age?
Are you ----ing kidding me right now?
I'm literally going to have surgery on my knees now
'cause you made me feel so bad about them.
Everybody likes to play victim.
This is about my dad. Let me talk.
But it's enough is enough.
Enough is enough?
- What? What? - Wow.
You need to say sorry because you fucked up.
Part 3 of The Real Housewives of Miami Reunion starts now.
Gina from Providence said,
"Larsa was harsh by saying
you shouldn't have been in Milan because of your sick father."
I've been dealing for the last three weeks
- with my dad in the ICU. - Lisa, I-
He's dying, not dying, dying, he's not dying.
Like, I don't know. I'm on standby.
If he's not gonna make it in a week, why are you here?
Lisa, was she right?
I'm gonna get emotional. Give me a fucking tissue.
Oh, give me a fucking tissue. Don't make me cry.
Nobody knows what I had went through
with my father and my history
because I haven't talked about it.
- My dad would have wanted me... - Just waiting.
- ...to do what I do. - Okay.
- Which is shine. - Opportunity.
My father was unresponsive.
It wouldn't have mattered if I was there, or not.
If I was there, I would have been by his,
whatever, in a room, in a hotel room, crying.
It doesn't matter if I was close or not so close to my dad.
- That's my dad. - That's right.
And I have some un-, unhealed...
Resolved.
...problems, unresolved problems
that I haven't, wasn't able to get to the end of. Okay?
Not only did everybody pile up on me but nobody asked me
how I was doing with the death of my father.
I did.
- I'm sure I did. - Lisa, we texted you.
- No, let me finish. - I'm very sensitive
- about those things. - You know, Alexia,
when your mother died,
not only did I have empathy for you,
I had a whole party at my house for you
- that you weren't able to make. - Mm-hmm.
I feel so bad for Alexia.
- She just buried her mom. - Two days ago.
- And buried her yesterday.
And buried. It happened so fast.
So fast. Everyone needs to toke a cig for Nancy.
These were her favorite.
Suck it, bitches.
I made everyone wear your mom's red lipstick.
That's true.
I didn't see anything for me.
What were you thinking, Larsa,
when you received a photo of Lisa's dad in the casket?
You can't say fuck you, fuck you in one text,
and the next one, "Praying for you, babe."
I go, this is what I'm dealing with.
- [gasps] No, Lisa. Oh, my God. - What?
Her father in the casket.
- Lisa. - No.
I sent a picture of my dead dad.
Um, I think you know, we were just not in a good place.
We were just not in a good place. And I think
you wanted to make me feel bad for me saying that.
You see what you just did there?
I wanted to make you feel bad.
Why would you send me
- your dad in a casket? - You weren't even asking me
- how I was doing. - I wrote you a message.
This is about my dad. Let me talk.
- Okay. - Okay?
But enough is enough, you've like, been talking.
- Enough is enough? - Wow.
We're allowed to grieve her cancer for a year.
Let her talk, this is her moment.
We're allowed to be going through grief for a year
with our divorce. Guess what, guys?
I'm still going through it and I don't share with anybody.
You know why? 'Cause everyone's sick of it.
Yes, of course, trust me, I know.
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. You know what?
So, I keep it to myself. A lot of the time
people don't know why I am doing the things
I am doing because nobody asks any questions anymore.
Same. I feel the same.
That's the point that I'm trying to make.
I would like to know what happened in the elevator
in Seville because cameras were not there.
She had to block him because
- he wasn't stopping texting. - I blocked him on my phone.
What? [gasps dramatically]
because you were feeling it. Lisa replied.
Thank God the door opened and we walked out,
and Jody started texting her.
And again, and again, and again,
- and he wouldn't stop. - Uh-huh.
Not "uh-huh".
There's a big severity of this issue that
she wants to skip over and only talk about
how Jody's texting her.
The insinuation of what Jody was doing or on is
the issue at hand.
The last night of Milan, Jody gets so crazy.
He doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.
- What? - How big were his eyeballs?
- I'm going to show you a photo. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, my God! [gasps]
- Zoom. - Oh shit.
- What was he... - I wish I didn't see that.
When I saw the footage, I was disgusted.
Going in on Jody was so unwarranted.
And then you chimed and you chimed in.
About what?
When you go said,
"And how big were his eyes" you said.
Well, in my culture, in my Russian culture...
- That was pre-planning. - ...if somebody's angry
- we ask how big... - I'm talking now!
- ...are your eyes? - Excuse me,
you insinuated that he was on something.
Well, they thought that because you were talking
about AC in your apartment that had nothing to do with me.
- AC? - Yeah!
The air conditioning.
They were cooking steak at the house.
Air conditioning.
Okay, Lisa, that was me too.
Larsa, I'm on to you. Stop it right now.
You need to say sorry because you fucked up.
I'm sorry for not unfollowing Marcus. My bad.
I should have done that. I wish I did.
But you have a lot of things that you should be
- saying sorry for, too. - What should she apologize for?
Where should we begin?
Well, what's the biggest thing?
You know what it is? It really hurt
Jody and I relationship. We've had nights where...
...I hate to say, I don't want to give you that much power
but we've had nights where we almost broke up because of it.
Because of his reputation.
Because of his reputation being on the line
because of the problems.
Let me ask you a question.
If you could apologize to Jody backstage, would you do it?
Yes. I'm not going to make my friend upset anymore.
I feel like this has gone on for too long. I'm not gonna
not apologize to Jody to make my friend happy.
I like this.
Okay, we're gonna leave it there
and we're gonna see how this develops as the night goes on.
I want to move on. I want to soak up some of the fun
you all had while you were travelling.
Wow. Wow, wow, wow.
Julia, this is a gorgeous house!
This is great.
This is some Whtie Lotus shit.
- Cheers! - Thank you so much.
To the resilient ladies.
And four, three, two, one. Now move.
Oh, yeah!
[energetic Latin music]
Woo!
Fun fact: flamenco was originated in Seville
by the Gitanos.
Where is Lisa right now?
- She's on a train. - She's on a train?
Yeah, because there was no flights.
It was very scary to travel alone. And like,
there was a point where nobody spoke English,
so I couldn't ask for help. Like, it was, it was hard.
Lisa, how long have you lived in Miami?
Uh, ooh, 16 years now, almost 17 years.
Yet you seem to not know a lick of Spanish.
[laughter] I know a lick.
- You do? - I know like, hola!
- Oh! - Bienvenido a Miami.
Okay. Any volunteers to teach Lisa some Spanish?
- Yes. - I'll teach her.
- Really? - All of us will teach.
[speaking Spanish] - No, what am I saying girl?
Oh!
- Don't put your dick in my- - Marysol taught me that.
Oh, okay.
[talking over each other] The land of lies.
Whatever you were doing with Adriana.
Alexia, in Spain, you talked about being engaged
to one of the heirs of Pepsi.
I was actually engaged to a Spanish guy.
His grandfather was the owner Pepsi-Cola in Spain.
Whoa, you missed your boat.
A trust fund baby. I didn't even know what that was.
- Oh, my God. - That's like real money.
How come you never get married?
Hmm, 'cause I went back to Miami and I always liked
the Miami boys and the Cubans, and Canary Islands.
And he was like, my first boyfriend in Madrid, Spain.
- We were both in college there. - Where's he at?
No, I don't want to go back to that.
Kiki, it has become tradition for you to eat something
- unique on the trips. - Oh, my God, yeah.
Last year it was cricket. This year, you nearly
gagged on an oyster.
Feel the texture in your mouth?
- Yes. - Spit it.
- Oh, no, no, no. - Swallow it. Swallow it.
- Okay, spit it. Spit it. - Do whatever you want.
Swallow it! Oh, God. Here.
Ooh!
Is that the grossest thing you've eaten?
I mean, I feel like if I wasn't going through celibacy,
I would have been so used to doing my own thing,
but at that moment,
my throat was so dry. [laughter]
I need to teach you to appreciate oysters.
It's my favorite.
In and out guys, my throat was so dry,
nothing goes sliding there. It was big, but it was huge.
- I gave you a small one. - How do you eat these things?
We need to go out and I'll teach you.
No, this was an extra large size, I'm sorry.
Okay, well of course, the trips were not all champagne
and jazzercise. Stephanie, Julia fanned the flames
between you and Alexia in Spain.
We were talking about you.
Oh, I don't care. They can all go fuck off.
What do you mean, talking about me?
Why are you stirring the pot? We just got here.
I said something to her. Stephanie.
Stir, stir away because you know what?
I have the biggest fucking spoon, bitch.
Um...
Boy, did that not land, Julia.
I know.
I was getting to know you. We had such a great time
- at dinner with Martina. - We did.
And I had absolutely no gain
whatsoever in taking you to Marbella.
And you know that trip was not going to happen
unless I did it. And for you to have just made it
worse for Alexia and I, it really was just upsetting.
You're absolutely right. I'm giving it to you 100 percent.
My comment was just a silly like, sometimes they
say brain fart.
Can I ask you a question?
Where was the energy for these two when they didn't
come to Marbella?
You missed Julia's event of her picking the godfather
of her parents because I said that you needed to
throw the toilet paper in the garbage can,
take your shoes off, and try to not scrape my seat?
That superseded your friendship with them. Sorry.
Spain trip and Seville was for Alexia,
but Marbella was for me.
You know what? I wanted to concentrate on myself for once.
I'm not her bestie. We're just getting to know each other.
But I wanted to ask my friends to be godfather.
This was my point.
Would I want my friends to be there with me? Absolutely.
You had a lot of energy for me. I saw the footage.
[talking over each other] Can I...
can I talk for a damn second?!
[tense music]
Where was the energy for these two when they didn't come
to Marbella?
Would I want my friends to be there? Absolutely.
[talking over each other]
Can I... can I talk for a damn second?!
I want to clear the air from this horrible misconception.
Is it really that bad to fly on Shoma Air with the rules?
Did you have fun or is it that crazy?
Are you kidding me? Any day, please.
Welcome to Marbella!
[club music playing]
I'd go on the plane.
Stephanie, it wasn't about the rules. When we sat down
to do the plane layout and we were deciding
oh, we're going to put Kiki in this room and away from Adriana.
We're going to try to do a seating arrangement.
- Okay. - And you know, I also have
the option of we get there, they disrespect me for,
it's 22 minutes. They disrespect me for 22 minutes,
- you drive back. - Oh, my God.
I started feeling like everyone's gonna be,
like it feels like a little bit of solitary confinement and-
Have you been on a private jet?
- Everybody was fighting a lot. - There's no solitary
confinement in a private jet.
But remember, we had had that dinner from hell
and everybody was feeling a certain kind of way.
Kiki, stop being so ratchet.
Ratchet?!
Excuse me? You are too old to be talking like this to people.
Respect. Respect. Respect.
There's no way in hell that I'm taking a single chance
to do something nice for Julia and this shit happen again.
This is the third dinner that all of you guys ruined.
She's the one that called me ratchet.
You guys are all very... what, I'm not going with you.
It also hurt me a lot that you,
from what they said, you tried to convince everybody
- not to go. - Yes, you did.
- No! - Yes!
We were, only the three of us together.
- She's such a liar. - We all said
that maybe we shouldn't go on your plane under
the circumstances but that we would still want to be there
for Julia and we were considering taking the train to
go to Marbella. That's what it was.
The plane is getting too much importance.
It's like a cast member at this point.
[laughs]
Well, Marysol and Alexia, in the Plaza de España,
Stephanie accused you two of being twins.
We didn't want to go on your plane, and that's it.
Your twin is gonna do whatever you do!
Oh, my God, she's an independent thinker.
- You decided that you- - Don't look at me.
It was two of us that didn't go on your plane.
I'm sorry, it's hard to look at twins when they're not
attached right now, so if you stand together,
I can look at you! It's like, I can't put my eyes like this.
- Marysol and I, like... - We're not twins.
To see if that's true...
Should I sit next to you, girl?
I'm gonna ask you two the following questions.
Come here, because we're twins.
We're gonna see if you answer the same. Okay.
Marysol and Alexia, Kiki's dad, hot or not?
- Hot. - Okay.
Yay or nay, Jody has Furby eyes?
Um, hmm...
Not really. I mean, Furby's eyes are huge!
Stephanie spying on her parents, creepy or cool?
- You did? - I didn't spy, okay?
- I don't remember that. - I didn't spy.
- I set up their cameras. - Okay.
And they knew that they had the cameras.
But in their bedroom, too?
No, no, not in their bedroom. Like the garage.
[talking over each other]
- Okay, creepy or cool? - I didn't tell them
- that I had access. - Uh, creepy.
Okay. I think it's official, we have twins everybody.
You're twins!
Do I have to go back to my spot?
Yes, you can go back. I want to move on to cake-gate.
- Oh, God. - Kiki, the equation you wrote
on the equation you wrote was 32 x 2 - 5 = 59.
What does the cake say?
[evil music]
- Who did it? - I did it.
Did you know how that was gonna land with her,
calling Adriana old?
Now that I'm looking back at it, it does look mean.
- It does. - I heard ratchet in that
moment. My instant push back was you're too old
to be talking be like that. Because I'm the type,
I will just hit you where it hurt.
But to be honest, it was not coming from a malicious place.
And I'm so sorry 'cause I find out now that the aging
is very sensitive for you.
Yeah, do you think it's easy to age?
I know, now I'm getting it, Adriana.
- And this is why I apologize. - So, does your opinion change
when you see that Kiki had no ill intentions?
It was hurtful nevertheless, because first,
I made it very clear, Guerdy had even like, months before,
offered to throw me a birthday party and I said I do not want
a birthday party. I never celebrate my birthday.
- Aww. - Because I don't want to feel
like that. And I, literally the last party I had was 15,
was my quinceañera. And why? Why do you smear it in my face?
Why do you make me feel like that? They knew.
Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me right now?
She's talking about old age.
That wasn't fair. That wasn't nice.
And she called me an old whore and I have old lady knees.
[laughter]
Like, give me a break.
Let me ask you this. Given how sensitive you are
about age, aging, the word old,
to then come at about Marysol's old, wrinkled knees.
Yeah.
Which she's showing off tonight.
- And ass. - There's a lot of people
- would have knees like that. - And old whore.
It was intention to hurt her because she was hurting me
by trying to exclude me, ice me out of the group.
So it was meant to be hurtful.
I was removing myself from your presence.
It's not easy. You know, you should know that
be a little bit more sensitive about it.
Well, you didn't make it easy for me either.
I'm literally going to have surgery on my knees now
because I feel so bad about them.
Wait, Marysol's going to have knee surgery she said now.
Let her speak.
I'm gonna have a knee procedure.
- All right. Okay. - Because I've been
so uncomfortable. I literally the rest of the season
- wore pantyhose. - Okay, well you shouldn't.
What procedure are you doing on your knees?
It's called Renuvion, and it's gonna help my knees.
I'm so self-conscious.
There's nothing wrong with your knees.
No, no they're bad. They're bad.
I feel self-conscious about it now.
All right, Caitlyn from Oakland wants to know,
"What happened that made you want to exclude
Adriana from your yacht?"
I didn't want to be on with her because I thought
we were getting along.
We got on the bus to go to the goddess event.
She's snapping at me.
You go under the belly and you do your little thing
under the belt.
But it feels good when I rub under the belly.
Of course, but that's not how I roll.
I go right in your face and I talk to you.
Okay. All right.
And she gave me all the flags. And by the time
we went to the boat, I said I don't want to be in there.
I gave you two flags.
She's never gonna be my friend.
Travis from Honolulu said, "Adriana, what is it about
Marysol that has you friends one minute, enemies the next?
Time and time again."
I question myself that very question, Andy, many times.
Because when she most needed, I was there for her.
When Elsa had the stroke and she got demoted on season 2,
she came crying to me, I put her under my wings,
made her my housemate, we did everything together.
Yeah, that's not, the way you're telling the story.
When we started, we got the group back together
four years ago, season 4, you know, she said I'm never
going to forget what you did for me. And then all of a sudden,
the competition for who was gonna get the mojito.
No, no, no. Okay, wait, wait.
And then... I'm answering. I'm answering my reasons why.
And then you started the slander. How about at your
wedding when I brought the doctor, the French doctor.
- Right. - And you were both saying
- that he was married. - No, she told me.
Is he single?
Yeah, as I far as I know, he told me.
I heard he was very married.
Who does that? Who does that?
I was trying to help you. But I didn't say it on camera,
- I said it off camera. - No, you had Alexia say it.
I didn't tell anybody to say anything.
- Okay. - Put Alexia to say it.
All right, let's take a break. We'll be right back.
We're just gonna take a five minute break.
Oh, five minute break, okay.
Well maybe let's do pee-pees, right? Let's do pee-pees.
[quirky music]
Did you like my Rottweiler? I was so proud of it.
Come on, Alexia!
Hi, baby. Oh, thank you so much. You're being so good.
- We went outside for a while. - Thank you. Thank you.
All right.
I really wanted her to own it and retract the accusations
that were cast against you because this is very hurtful
to you. You're a businessman.
Yeah.
[tense music]
- Knock, knock. - Hi.
Hey. Hey. Hey Jody, how are you? Can I sit?
- Sit there. - Yeah, do you care if I sit?
Thank you. All right.
You guys, I know Jody, you don't know like,
my history with Lisa, and like,
we have been such good friends,
we've gone through so much together,
and it's just gone so south.
I just feel like for me, I just really,
really needed Lisa. You know what I'm saying?
I was going through a very tough time for me. And-
It was a lot for him where's like,
I don't wanna be a part of this sh-, this circus.
But Lisa, why didn't you call me?
Because we weren't... what do you mean? We were like-
If you called me, I'm always taking your call.
I was very hurt.
I just really, really needed Lisa. You know what I'm saying?
I was going through a very tough time for me. And-
It was a lot for him where he's like I don't want to be
a part of this sh-, this circus.
But Lisa, why didn't you call me?
What do you mean? We were like-
If you called me, I'm always taking your call.
I was very hurt.
I think you and I need like, another day without like...
- Yeah. - ...any of this, like,
and all the pressure that comes along with this day
- and all that, right? - Yeah.
But um, just him and
him having to be dragged through this situation was so bad.
Yeah, and I want to say that I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to bring you into this. It was not your fault.
I shouldn't have brought you into this.
Like, it was just a tough time for me.
And I just, you know, I just needed you, that's all.
- Thank you for saying that. - Thank you.
I don't want the guys to ever be in our stuff.
- Literally. Yeah. - Right? Because it like,
almost broke us up.
And we're fighting over nothing. Great.
We don't even want to be a part of it 'cause it's like,
we want to remove ourselves so far from all of that.
Well, Lisa, that's all you had to do!
That's all you had to do.
- I came in here to apologize. - I don't want to fight
- with you anymore, okay? - I love you.
I don't want to fight with you. I'm telling you like-
If you love me, please don't bring
- Jody into it ever. - Baby, that's... I...
Let's keep it you and I,
- you understand? - Lisa, that is... exactly.
Okay. Your boobs are always in the way.
- Sorry. I love you. - All right.
Okay, I'll see you later. I'm going to touch up my lips.
[crew talking over each other]
No one's taking my cockie again, I'm bringing my own.
[crew talking over each other]
Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Bye! Love you, baby.
My son, so cute.
Wait, can we have some tissue?
Here, here.
Oh, can I have one please, I just feel like I'm-
No, the sniffles. Me too. Like, the nose is cold.
One for Larsa. One for... su hermana.
Yes. These are excellent quality. They're so soft.
Oh, thank you, Marysol.
I love 'em. Only premiere stuff for Miami.
Five, four, three, two.
We are back with more
of The Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.
And Lisa and Larsa,
it seems like something positive happened.
Yeah, we had a nice talk.
I think that we feel good right now.
[sighs] We feel good. I think that
you don't know how much that meant to me.
Honestly, I feel like if we talk and we hang out, we like,
- enjoy being around each other. - We have this thing.
When I look at her and she looks at me, we start laughing.
It's this weird thing.
It's called friendship and love.
- There you go. - Yeah.
There you go. I'm going to move on.
Well, a year ago, Guerdy rang the bell proclaiming
she was cancer free, but despite the life-changing news,
she soon found out that her post-cancer life
was anything but stress free. Watch.
All right. Here we go.
All right, there's still some deficit and there's still some
- contracture here. - Yeah.
So, I think we need to plan for our next procedure.
As much as I want to say I'm cancer free, yay, YOLO,
we're still going through the kinks of what cancer left.
Russell doesn't want any more surgeries
but if I don't feel sexy, honey, you're gonna suffer.
Sometimes she feels self-conscious.
You always say I'm traumatized. I'm not traumatized, I'm amazed,
I'm proud of you. I'm like, that's my wife.
My God, I-, wow. Thank you. Thank you, baby.
You do have a beautiful husband.
I never heard you speak like this at all.
Russell's a good one.
We realized in couples therapy that like,
I need my own, individual therapy because-
Oh, yeah. It's a lot. You went through a lot.
I'm scared of how much resentment I'm holding in.
How do you see these traumas showing up now?
I have a group of friends, of girlfriends.
Something had happened recently where it made me feel
very much bullied, isolated, abandoned.
That took me back like, reacting like oh, I don't need this,
I don't need this person anyway, or I don't need to be in that
situation, whatever. But then, it's still hurtful.
Okay, so first things first,
give us your latest health update.
[chokes back tears] Sorry.
Um, no I got it. Yeah.
Breathe, breathe.
I'm doing great. I'm working out.
- You look great. - You look really good.
Um... yeah, I'm just finding my groove back.
You spoke a lot about getting used to your new body.
Where are you at with that?
Oh. I decided not to do the multiple reconstruction surgery
because I just looked at myself and I'm like, just be thankful.
And they don't look that bad.
And Russell's like, I don't care, so.
Your solo therapy session was really eye-opening.
You understandably have a lot of feelings about the way you
were brought into this country.
The way I came to this country is a story of many people.
A lot of Caribbeans can relate.
You know, you can't afford it all, and so, you pick.
It's like, who are the seven kids - I'm one of seven
is gonna come to US first?
They thought the youngest one, 'cause they'll have left to lose
from the schooling in France.
And then you get dropped off and you're told,
oh but we'll back in... soon. We'll be back soon.
- That's terrible. - Three months passes by.
You speak no English. You're in a house where
not so nice people.
Then you feel like, did I do something wrong?
Am I not good enough? So now, that's where the triggers
come from, that setting of just feeling abandoned and isolated.
And I feel not good enough, you know.
Do you think there's a connection with the feeling
of being abandoned as a child...
Yes.
...and what happened with Julia, in any way?
Like, feeling abandoned as a friend?
It's not abandoned. It's not the right word.
It's just the degrading aspect of it.
You know, like, the symbolic gesture of like, you know,
this is like, it was really traumatic as well.
I'm very sorry, Guerdy, again, that I made you feel
this way. It was not intended.
You know, it was I lost my cool and I'm very, very sorry
that I made you feel that way and brought you back the pain.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Okay, we're going to take a break.
Welcome back to
The Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.
A dream was realized when Julia and Martina
welcomed two new baby birds into their coop.
But the expanded flock ruffled the feathers of Julia's
two grown chicks. Take a look.
Look, we're going to see the goats and the donkeys.
Finally, we found not only one but two baby boys
in need of our home.
Martina with the boys, it's just the cutest thing.
Where is Luca? I can't find him.
I love it. She has so much more energy.
Boom.
She's jumping around with them.
Good job. Good job.
And oh my God, she spoils them all the time.
Oh, my God, I can't.
Don't move, I need a picture for Vika like that.
Hurry up.
- Say hi Vika, hi Emma. - Mama. Mama.
We miss you. Come back to us.
The adoption of the boys came as a big surprise
to Vika and Emma. They're upset with us for not communicating.
[sobs] How much I miss them.
What would it take for them to come home?
Well, first of all, how are the boys doing?
They're now home with Martina.
How old are they?
Jaxon just turned four last week.
Kiki was actually there with Summer.
'Cause they're almost, around the same age.
And little Luca is two and a half.
Oh wow, you're in the thick of it.
Talk to me about what's happening with your daughters.
Did you not give them advance warning that you were adopting
the boys? Or I don't understand the root of it.
So, we started the adoption process before Martina
- had cancer. - Right.
Then we had to put everything on hold.
- Okay. - When she became better,
we decided to give it a last go.
And a month before our home study was about to expire,
- we got a phone call. - The boys came.
About the boys, and that was it.
I was in Moscow with my parents when I found out.
Martina was also travelling.
We had four days before we had to change our travel plans
and run to pick them up. We had no warning.
So the girls felt replaced?
I think in the beginning, probably. And I understand that
because you know, teenagers, young kids, they were like,
Mom, why did you do it? But they always knew
I wanted to have a big family.
So, Vika met the boys.
- Vika met the boys. - How about Emma?
Emma has not met the boys but we have Facetimed.
And do you feel that she's come around to this idea?
She did. Honestly, yes.
What is Martina's relationship with your daughters like?
Uh, again, it's better with Vika.
It's a little bit emotional with Emma, but she's younger.
Mackenzie from Tucson said,
"Julia, I have so much respect for you adopting these boys,
but you and Martina are older. Have you talked to your girls
about raising the boys if something ever happened
to you and Martina?"
We did, and of course, we are family,
and the girls will be there. They're their brothers.
So that goes without saying.
I want to move on.
- So, rumor has it, Marysol... - Yes, sir.
...that you are looking to sell Mama Elsa's place?
Yes, yes, yes.
So you've owned it this whole time?
Have you been renting it to people?
Yeah, so we were renting it out.
Lonely again, in this lonely house. Without any family,
without anything. All on my own.
Thinking and talking about nothing.
I know that you're in communication with Mama Elsa.
What does she think about you selling her place?
Oh um, I don't think she's attached to it anymore.
You don't?
What do you mean you're in communication?
- You know, spiritually. - She's very spiritual.
Riley from New Haven, CT said, "Marysol, I know you wished
your mom could have been there to see you marry Steve."
Can't believe we did it.
- Mm, my husband. - I love you.
Love you too.
[motorcycle rumbling]
What do you think she would have said
in her mother of the bride speech?
Oh, my God, she would love Steve. I know she picked him
'cause she would tell me, ay, your boyfriend has pencil legs.
[laughter]
And Steve has great legs.
You know, she likes like a strong man and yeah.
Dandy.
Kind and loving. And she picked him.
Well, she was a blushing bride for the third time,
and even though Marysol claimed she has a lovely colon,
some think she's kind of a-hole.
- Take a look. - Ha, ha! [giggles]
It's unfortunate that we had to split the group.
Marysol said she didn't want to be on the same yacht with you.
- Me? - It would be a nightmare.
Why?
She's manipulative. The fake Birkin bags
and the cubic zirconia rings would not absolve you
from the evilness of your soul.
We woke up that day, Stephanie, and I wanted to go.
And I was like, Marysol, please let's go.
I do not want to do this.
Marysol's really upset that you and I hit it off so well,
and Alexia said, basically verbatim,
Marysol's the one behind it, I'm just her mouthpiece.
You know, you gotta understand, Marysol had a PR company.
She knows how to influence people.
It's just that when someone can't really manipulate you,
they make you feel like you're crazy.
And I don't have my feelings all over the place.
I'm not a, I'm the farthest thing from a manipulator.
- But I'm just saying- - That's not me.
All right, well, to add to this pile-on,
recently on her podcast, Dr. Nicole accused an unnamed
friend of, of hiring a private investigator to dig up
information on her, in hopes of getting a mojito.
What's your response to that?
Prove it.
Why do you think Nicole's bringing this up now?
Listeners.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to bring it up now.
Prove it or we're going to court.
Stephanie, you originally believed that Alexia influenced
Marysol's opinions, and then after your talk with Alexia
in the spa on the cruise, your opinion kind of flipped.
Ultimately, who do you think manipulates who
in the Alexia-Marysol dynamic?
As much as I love you, you've actually hurt my feelings,
and I haven't really talked to you about this.
I think Larsa went and told you.
But it hurt my feelings that since I've been on the show,
it's been very hard for me, um, to listen to
the public backlash. And like, it's been
- very hard for me. - Mm-hmm.
And you know who managed to send me every article
that was bad? You did.
Since I've been on the show, it's been very hard for me
to listen to the public backlash.
You know who managed to send me every article
that was bad? You did.
But why didn't you tell me, don't send me stuff.
But I wanted you to know it was out there.
- I was trying to help you. - But Marysol, I know.
It's like, listen, this is out there but I'm not gonna
- say anything. - Marysol, everybody tags me.
Oh, isn't that manipulation right there.
Everybody tags me. Every day I went to bed thinking like,
this was the worst idea of my life.
I am getting hounded by the press.
I wish you would have told me that.
For me, I started feeling like, does Marysol
really like me or is she really trying to put me-
Wow, 'cause I was coming from a friend place.
Wait, can I tell you what it is? Honestly, I know what it is.
So, Marysol thought when you were going to come into the
friend group that you, her, Alexia, and I were all gonna be
really, really close. But I feel like both of you guys
didn't, like you just wanted to get to know everyone.
Yeah, everybody, which and one point you
- called me- - And I encouraged you
- to do that. - You did. And you know what?
I know you guys don't believe me, but my lunch
with Adriana, literally she was telling me
you've got to get to know everybody.
I said the same thing to you.
And you said the same thing. And I truly, you guys think-
I think she was hurt that you didn't take, I think she felt
hurt that your relationship was going to be solid.
I think your circle is very small.
- Correct. - I think people don't know
how sensitive you are.
- No, it's just hard. - I know.
Do you think Marysol is a safe space?
When I got in the car with you, Larsa, and Alexia,
I was like, this is my safe space.
There are no safe spaces in this group. You never know.
You never know.
I think Marysol gave me absolutely great advice that,
at the time, I didn't think was great advice. I don't think
that there's a safe space to talk about everything
right now with anybody.
Well, there were no safe spaces at the final party
as Marysol dropped a bombshell.
Adriana, earlier Marysol clearly said that
she was the one that told you not to use the "ratchet",
to say "wretched".
I said I'm gonna help you clear up this ratchet thing.
I'm gonna come up with a word that sounds just like it.
- What in the world? - And you can blame your
accent. I said that. And I helped you. And I said,
I'm helping you but don't fuck with me
for two more years. Just leave me alone.
Marysol, you came up with the wretched explanation?
- Yes. - You did?
Wretched, yes.
Adriana, for once and for all, did you mean
to call Kiki "ratchet" or "wretched"?
Wretched, that's the word I used. It was the context.
And I meant to say why you're being so miserable.
It was ratchet.
Kiki stop being so ratchet.
- Ratchet?! - Excuse me?
Whether it was ratchet or wretched.
[talking over each other]
- Say the truth. - I'm not lying.
- Kiki doesn't care. - Like, I don't care.
I don't care.
Like, wretched is such a weird word.
[laughing] [talking over each other]
I'm thinking, wretched like ratched.
That's what everybody sounds like,
just a bunch of barking dogs.
Why you calling her? And I had your back.
We don't even need to argue about this because
the definition and what she used, clearly was not Kiki
- was doing. She wasn't ratchet. - Look at the context.
She was miserable all day. Let's talk about the actual day.
No, the thing is my question is with the "ratchet" word,
Adriana. I don't think, even if you use it or not,
I don't think you're racist. My only question was...
- Nobody thinks that. - But that's what I'm saying,
- I don't think so. - Okay, good. Good.
Even if people take it that way, I don't care
'cause I know who you are as a person.
- Thank you. - My question is,
if you did say that word, I just feel like why me?
Because you've been fighting with Marysol since
the Roman Empire. You never say ratchet to her.
You never say ratchet to Julia. You never say ratchet
to any of them. So, if you did say it to me,
that means you literally
- used that word on me. - Yeah, but wait, wait.
And I know you probably was trying to be cool or whatever,
but I don't think, what I heard, it was clearly ratchet.
- It was not wretched. - Just from observation. Yes.
Whatever. It was ratchet. And that's my final thing.
I want to know, Kiki, after Adriana confronted you,
why did you take off in an Amazon van?
So, Kiki, you're calling me a racist because I used the word
ratchet so Carol has some words for you.
- Who called you a racist? - You did.
Who told you I called you racist?
Because you're saying I'm calling you ratchet.
I never said you were a racist on or off camera.
Tell her what ratchet means.
- She said I called her racist. - Called... who?
She did.
[laughter]
Did you have a package to deliver?
As I'm getting ready to apologize for about
the age thing, she brought up, she's like oh, Kiki, by the way,
look, I'm not racist. This is my friend Carol. You know her.
And I never said you were racist and you know that.
Instead of making a big deal about it at your event,
which I came to support you, I said you know what?
Let me remove myself because there's always the time
and the place where we can discuss this. That's why I left.
Are you and the Amazon driver pals now?
Oh yeah, I got his number. I said sir-
- Is he cute? - Yeah, because I wanted
to send him Zelle. He's super cute,
young kid. And I told him, I said, look,
I need help. Because at that moment, I feel like
all the ladies was gonna come after me. I ran off.
He was about to deliver his stuff and I said just
take me out of here. He was going around with me.
All right, well now we know how to get out
- of a bad situation. - Yeah.
Let's go.
All right, so Kiki, who deserves more of the criticism,
Adriana for if she said ratchet?
- I don't know, probably me. - Or Marysol for-
At this point, to be honest, both of them.
Because for two people to keep fighting, and then for me
to actually in a good place with Marysol at that time,
and then she went behind my back to try to help Adriana.
- There you go. - Who's the biggest enemy.
- Bingo. - I find both of them
- at this point... - You know I did.
...backstabbing at that moment.
No, you were trying to have something hanging over my head.
That's what you were trying to do. To manipulate it.
I wanted you to lay fucking off of me.
Manipulate the situation like you always do.
Wrapping this discussion up,
do you feel like you owe anyone an apology?
I feel like I didn't even take Kiki into consideration.
Yeah, you were trying to make a deal with her.
I was making a deal with Adriana.
- Yes, to fuck Kiki. - And I never thought about
how that would affect you, and I apologize.
- Ohhhh. - Yeah, 'cause that was,
- I was thinking about myself. - Poor little you.
And like, trying to not have any
- more issues with you. - Start crying crocodile tears
coming out of you like a faucet.
All right, well we're gonna be right back with
final thoughts for season 7 after this.
Oh, my God, that was-
We are back with our final moments of season 7
of The Real Housewives of Miami.
In a season that had a lot of strong personalities clashing,
I want to see if we can actually end on a positive note.
Looking back, what is something that you will take away
from this season that...
that is good? That brings you positivity?
Stephanie, I want to start with you because it was not only
your first season, but I get the sense that this
was really impactful for you, making friends
with a new group of women.
This is, by far, top five best experiences of my life.
- Wow. - I think meeting all the girls
is definitely something that I'm gonna cherish forever.
I think my relationships that I've built with all of them
independently has meant to much.
It didn't fill the void of my, me not speaking to my sisters,
but it feels really, really good going to bed at night
knowing that I do have all of them to count on, and I'm
really thankful, you know, that I have you guys in my life.
- Aw. - That's great.
Lisa, I gotta tell you something, I am very impressed
with your growth tonight. [claps]
Well, thank you. I appreciate that. And I feel like I have
grown tremendously as a person, as a mother, as a friend.
I definitely am taking accountability. And I think
we could all learn from that, and I'm seeing
that everyone tonight is taking accountability,
and I didn't think it would go like that.
Do you think that means I'm like, the lucky token?
Oh, the lucky green?
You think so? I think I'm the lucky token.
You lucky charm.
Well, hello, green. What about you?
Well, I'm amazing. And you know, to be honest,
everything that's happened in this season-
You're gonna plug your book now?
Of course I am. [laughter]
Because it's coming full circle.
It's about trauma to trophies. And everything that happened,
to be honest, you know I just used it to fuel me
and empower me. So yes, From Trauma
- to Trophies memoir. - Good name.
- I'll be buying it. - You'd better, baby.
- I'll be buying it. - Absolutely.
Adriana, what are you gonna take away from this season?
I think people are only up to the things that are right
or wrong. But also because I felt that this morning,
that little note that you had on your mirrors was written by me.
Before we start the reunion today,
please read and abide by these instructions.
Who left this for me?
Okay, rule number 1, clear, clean, precise.
Focus statement of your position.
Evidence, credible data, statistics, expert opinions,
site verified. Oh, please.
No googly-gog language?
I feel like I'm in school again.
Okay, these rules are bad-ass. I love every single one of them.
- No, that was you? - It was me.
- I thought it was you. - I told you it wasn't me.
What the fuck is this?
You thought it was Matt, your producer.
Yeah, because the terminology was so legal and like Matt,
- so smart. - Right, it did seem very legal.
I'm going to Harvard, girl. I write all the time.
Okay, Kiki, what about you?
- I'm like, what is this word? - Well listen, What I realize
in this friend group, we do all have ups and downs but
thank you, all of you, for having my back 'cause
I'm only a mom with two kids,
and I feel like with you guys, almost feel like
I have a group of husbands. 'Cause you're all like men.
- Or sisters. - Not even sisters.
You're all like, tough. Like, I'm like I want to be
as tough as all of you. 'Cause I'm very soft.
- Hmm. - Marysol?
- I love having girlfriends. - Yeah.
I love what I do and I enjoy the girls a lot.
Julia, what's something positive you're gonna take from this?
Well, this year I feel like it was my best season
and my worst season. Best because, of course,
we expanded our family and I had a lot of growth.
Worst because I realized I have a lot of growing to do.
But through the pain of it all, I had those women with me.
- Aw. - I wish my hands were longer.
Girls, I would have not done it and go through.
Well, we have to encourage each other.
Through the pain, and especially last month,
without your support. It means so much a lot to me.
And I'm very sorry who I hurt on your side,
and I'm really looking forward to rediscover
each and every one of you and move in a positive note.
Okay. Larsa?
I feel good. I'm with my friends.
And I feel like we have like, such a solid friendship.
Like, I could say something to make you mad.
I could say something to make you mad. But like, you know,
even you Adriana, I feel like if you ever called me,
I'd always be there for you.
When you have a good friendship with someone,
you're gonna be there for them when they need you.
So, I love that aspect of being here with these women.
Alexia?
What I can take the most positive thing is that
the girls were there for me.
[teary] And I know they will always continue to be.
I have a true sisterhood, that they wish me well,
and you know, they've made me feel good about myself.
'Cause when you're going through something like this,
the only way that you can get through it is with your friends.
- And with love. So, thank you. - You need your friends.
That's great.
I'm proud of you because it takes a lot of courage
to walk away from something you love.
- Yeah. - If everybody's pointing
- it out that it's wrong. - Thank you.
I love all of you, but y'all crazy as fuck.
And now that I'm on the other side, I can see that.
You know, I see that like, I'm stronger again.
Like, I see everything you guys were saying before,
- I see it now. - You're back?
- Are you back? - I'm back, girl!
- She's back! Yeah! - All right,
I want to toast to that. Who needs a cockie?
Oh, I do. [talking over each other]
Alexia.
All right.
Well, cheers.
Cheers, ladies, I want to thank you for an incredible season.
Cheers.
Thank you so much. Love the growth and positivity tonight.
All right, ladies, what an amazing ride.
Soy Andy Cohen, muchas gracias, y buenas noches.
[all cheer]
For more on The Real Housewives of Miami,
- click around BravoTV.com. - Cheers!
- We did it, bitch! - Cheers.
Cheers.