1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:04,372 Our new health inspection report came in. You want to guess what we got? A "C," George, 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,307 thanks to you and your culinary debauchery. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,775 I know I apologized about being a jackass 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,377 about your new boyfriend, 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,445 but I-I hope that we can be friends again. 6 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,181 I guess we kind of have to, 7 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,449 if only for the sake of the town, right? 8 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:17,185 Vivian went away with Charles. 9 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,786 They're looking for houses in Baton Rouge. You could've 10 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,688 stopped this. She would've listened to you. 11 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,090 What was I supposed to do? 12 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:24,258 I asked you one favor. 13 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,193 It wouldn't have worked. 14 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:33,301 (birds chirping) 15 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,271 Good morning, neighbor. 16 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:39,507 Is it? 'Cause I just tripped and fell in that hole 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,276 that Joel dug trying to give Lavon a "water feature" 18 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,345 and twisted my ankle. Again. 19 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,846 Well, let me take a look. Maybe I can fix it. 20 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,081 The only thing I want you to fix, 21 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,283 Zoe, is that damn hole. Look, 22 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,452 Wade, I know that you feel like I let you down, but... 23 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,287 I was just trying to help you. 24 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,488 I didn't want you to get hurt. 25 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:57,091 Yeah, well, guess what. I did. 26 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,292 I know. 27 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,494 But the truth is, it was out of my hands. 28 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,396 Yours, too. No matter what 29 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,399 either one of us did, Charles and Vivian... 30 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,801 Look, Zoe, I get you were only trying to help, all right? 31 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,171 But, let's face facts, it's probably better 32 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,873 that I don't interact with you or any of your relations. 33 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,775 That's not fair. Maybe not. 34 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,777 But I probably should have adopted this policy 35 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,778 five months ago. 36 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,780 Better yet, three years ago. 37 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,815 (sighs) 38 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,753 (sighs) 39 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,223 LEMON: Well, if it isn't my partner. 40 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,725 How nice of you to stop by and steal our coffee 41 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,127 while I spend the morning taking 42 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:33,994 phone calls from customers 43 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,463 canceling their dinner reservations. 44 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,464 Oh, no. 45 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,898 No, that's not because of... 46 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,867 The big "C" that the health department gave us 47 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,769 because you had sex in our kitchen? 48 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:42,803 Shockingly, yes. 49 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,307 Yes, and I am so very sorry about that, Lemon. 50 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,309 Well, you should be. Because that "C," 51 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:51,879 compounded with the fact that stupid Le Pain Perdu in Mobile 52 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,881 is getting rave reviews on stupid Walter Wallen's 53 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,417 stupid food blog, is driving our customers elsewhere 54 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,219 and making me irate! Wait, 55 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,353 Walter Wallen? I-I love that guy. 56 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,355 I didn't know he was reviewing restaurants in the area. 57 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:02,723 Well, of course you didn't. 58 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,493 And, of course, because we have no publicity machine, 59 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,495 Walter Wallen's probably on his way to Fairhope 60 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,497 to review Olive and Sage. 61 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,499 And what? You want me to be that publicity machine? 62 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,468 Lemon, we agreed that I would be more of a silent partner here. Yes, well, 63 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,371 a silent partner would not have sullied our reputation 64 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:20,408 along with our kitchen. Okay, you, George Tucker, 65 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,810 are a loud, honking albatross. 66 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,784 BRICK: Whoa. Right on time. 67 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,786 Good heavens, what on earth is wrong? 68 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:36,224 Wanda had an... unexpected guest from Down Under. 69 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,525 Uh, Hugh Jackman? 70 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,927 (sighs) I wish. That man can dance. Tom means 71 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,197 I got my period. He's not very good with the lady terms. 72 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:46,534 Oh, Wanda, I know how disappointing that can be, 73 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,203 but... thi-this doesn't mean anything in the larger picture. 74 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,804 We'll get you on a new cycle of clomiphene 75 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,206 and we'll try again. 76 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,441 See? Hope is not lost. 77 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,542 That stuff made me crazy. 78 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,810 If we can't have a baby without it, 79 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,246 then we won't have a baby. 80 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,448 I already have a goat. 81 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,822 Hey, George. 82 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,224 I need your help. 83 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,292 Yeah. Not now. 84 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:14,362 Okay, what can I do to show Wade that I'm his friend? 85 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,431 No. Not going there. Besides, 86 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,900 I am busy trying to find Mr. Walter Wallen. 87 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,903 Oh, I love his blog. But isn't he always super secretive 88 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,438 about where he's going? Yes. 89 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,840 But by using advanced methods of deduction, 90 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,742 I think I have figured out the man's pattern. 91 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:32,480 You see, he never eats the same type of food twice in one week, 92 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,549 and he moves in a counterclockwise spiral path 93 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,819 through every county that he's been through, from coast 94 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,455 to capital. So, with that in mind, 95 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,257 I think I have been able to triangulate 96 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,358 where he's gonna be next. 97 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,962 (chuckles) Okay, super nerd. 98 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,732 But once you find out where he's going, 99 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,467 how are you gonna know who he is? 100 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,968 (sighs) Well, that's the easy part. 101 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,305 He will be the man dining alone at a table 102 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,473 with every item on the menu in front of him. 103 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,342 That's a lot of effort for one review. 104 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,478 (sighs) Yeah, well, getting a Five Forks review for Fancie's 105 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,280 from Walter Wallen is the only way to... 106 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,247 make things up to Lemon, so... 107 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:11,519 Yeah. Yeah, no, I-I heard about that whole... 108 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:14,288 human ice cream sundae situation. 109 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:17,525 I don't know, George. Seems kind of like a ridiculous plan. 110 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,728 Well, it's the only plan I got. 111 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,931 See you. (clears throat) 112 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:28,802 Well, I ho... I hope it's not one big fat waste of time! 113 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,344 (car horn honks) 114 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,446 (seagulls calling) 115 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,548 (birds singing) 116 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:43,851 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 117 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,857 Oh, hey, A.B. 118 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,492 Good to see you. 119 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,760 So, um... 120 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,328 what's new? 121 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:57,398 Not much. Oh, my parents are visiting this weekend. 122 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,032 Oh, hey, uh, how was their retirement cruise? 123 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,369 Hey, did they see any orcas in Alaska? 124 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:02,269 Did they ever get rid of that guy 125 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,071 in the next cabin with the yappy dog? 126 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,173 (chuckles) Oh, yeah. 127 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,377 Uh, your parents and I kind of had this e-mail thing going. 128 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,812 I haven't heard from 'em lately, though. 129 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,815 They're actually meeting Davis today. 130 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,083 Whoa. 131 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,052 Didn't realize y'all were so serious. 132 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,455 We are. It's a big day. 133 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,926 Oh, which just got bigger. 134 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,128 Seems like he's about to meet you, too. 135 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,930 Hi, sweetie. 136 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,400 Um, Davis, this is Lavon. 137 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,567 Lavon, Davis. 138 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:36,837 Nice, uh, to... finally meet you. 139 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,472 (chuckles) You, too. Yeah. 140 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,040 (clears throat) 141 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,511 Well, I'm gonna get going, let y'all enjoy your day. 142 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,415 I shouldn't have done that. What? 143 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,949 I overdid it with the handshake. 144 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,851 Squeezed a little too hard. I might've hurt him. 145 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,153 You think you squeezed Lavon Hayes' hand too hard 146 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,154 and hurt him? 147 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,424 With a handshake? Yeah, if you see him later, 148 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,991 just apologize for me, okay? 149 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,793 You're joking. 150 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,529 I bet your hand is killing you. 151 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,797 Have you seen that guy? Of course it is. 152 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:06,400 Aw, walk it off, sweetie. 153 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,969 (knocking) 154 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,941 Uh... All right, already. 155 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,075 All right! 156 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,778 Good morning. 157 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,880 I just came to check up on you again. 158 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,049 Well, that's great, but I'm fine. 159 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,585 Just like I was yesterday when you checked up on me 160 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,053 and the day before. 161 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,421 Well, 162 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:28,489 you don't look fine. 163 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,558 (inhales) Or smell fine. 164 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,825 Again, thank you. 165 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,026 I have an idea. 166 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,563 You have heartbreak, and I have... 167 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,930 hostility. 168 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,799 So how 'bout we both take the day off 169 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,400 and have a little fun for once? 170 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,571 Like Ferris Bueller? 171 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,006 Is that the one where the kid gets left home alone? 172 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,975 No, that would be Home Alone. 173 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,511 Ferris Bueller then! We play hooky. 174 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,515 You know what? 175 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,984 I kind of love it. 176 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,787 Great! I'll even let you pick where we go first. 177 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,121 And... 178 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,023 do not say "strip club." Strip club? 179 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,565 Dorrie, Gerald, hi! 180 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,167 AnnaBeth told me you'd be visiting. How are you? 181 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,169 Lavon. Hey. Hello. Oh, yeah. We're good. Fine. 182 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,070 How was Alaska? 183 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,072 Oh, yes, Alaska. 184 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,874 It was cold. Very cold. 185 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,576 So cold. 186 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,578 I see. 187 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:29,583 Well, uh, I hope you enjoy the warm BlueBell hospitality. 188 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,985 Y'all-y'all take care. 189 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:39,560 Lavon, wait. I'm sorry. We tried to be angry at you, 190 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,161 but we can't be. We miss you! 191 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,130 I know! Me, too! (chuckles) 192 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,869 Dr. Breeland? 193 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,504 You might want to come. We have a situation. 194 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,979 Oh, Lordy, she's pushing an empty baby carriage? 195 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,082 Oh, I wish. I wish. Hey, 196 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,985 sweetie, why don't you show Brick what's in the, uh, 197 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,087 baby stroller? Of course. 198 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,089 Isn't he wonderful? 199 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,057 (shouts) 200 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,058 (bleats) 201 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,259 It's a goat. 202 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,061 In a onesie. 203 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,062 Your point? 204 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,965 Oh. Nothing. Nothing. No point. 205 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,266 No point. Uh, 206 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,868 adorable. (chuckles) 207 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,302 (bleats) 208 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,304 Oh... 209 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,874 Yes, it is a situation. 210 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,243 Now, just let me... let me try and figure something out. 211 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,280 Please hurry. I cannot teach a goat to ride a bike. 212 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,283 Probably. 213 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,285 LEMON: This is where you wanted to go? 214 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,288 I was thinking more along the lines of a spa or a museum. 215 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,591 Well, you're not gonna see a cougar with a top hat 216 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,759 and a monocle in any museum. 217 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:49,062 You know, it's almost like he's saying something about society. 218 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,131 Yeah, I love it here. (chuckles) 219 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,166 (sighs) Fine. Then I get 220 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,235 to pick the lunch spot next because I'm starving. 221 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,604 Well, lucky for you, young lady, 222 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,972 this taxidermy shop also serves food. 223 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,174 The boneless chicken wings are amazing. 224 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,877 No. You've got to be kidding. 225 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,046 Carpe chicken wing, young lady. 226 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,916 Come on. 227 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,059 George Tucker. 228 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,228 Why, hello. 229 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,797 What are you doing here? (sighs) Well, 230 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,066 certainly not staking out a prominent restaurant reviewer, 231 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,200 if that's what you're thinking. 232 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,869 You followed me? And it took 233 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,870 forever, by the way. 234 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,072 You take those complete stops very seriously. 235 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,142 Listen, Zoe, I'm not playing here, okay? 236 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,210 I am here for business. 237 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,379 And so am I. I'm going to get Walter Wallen 238 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,814 to review the Rammer Jammer. 239 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,083 And I'm going to get Wade to forgive me. 240 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:43,817 No. 241 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:44,952 No! 242 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,821 No, these are my advanced cartographic calculations. 243 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,090 You can't just... It's no use arguing. 244 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,224 We are at an impasse. 245 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,860 I am here, and I'm not leaving. 246 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,962 I would say that you could leave, only you can't 247 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,964 because I don't know how to get home. So there. 248 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,632 Oh, no. No, no. 249 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,307 Um, movies aren't a great conversation starter either. 250 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,877 Uh, my parents tapped out after Top Gun. 251 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,945 They figured they'd never see anything better. 252 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,847 Stop worrying. I'm great with parents. 253 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,983 They totally dig me. 254 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,885 It's 'cause I used the word "dig," isn't it? 255 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,219 Partially. Also, 256 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,988 maybe lose the vest? 257 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:21,922 Seriously? 258 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,324 Well, people your parents' age really dig... 259 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,293 really respond to this vest. 260 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,294 (knocking) 261 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,329 Losing the vest! 262 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,867 (exhales sharply) 263 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,335 (clears throat softly) 264 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,204 Hello! Hi! 265 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,072 Oh, it's so great to see you! Hi, darling. How are you? 266 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,107 Mwah! Hi, honey. 267 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,309 Hello! Mwah! Oh, 268 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,277 uh, Mom and Dad, this is Davis. 269 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,813 Davis, this is my mom and dad. 270 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,214 Or, um, Gerald and Dorrie, 271 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,316 as they are known to people who aren't me. 272 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,384 It's so nice to meet you. 273 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,886 I'd ask you to tell me about 274 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,321 your cruise, but AnnaBeth's been letting me 275 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,555 see all the photos you sent. 276 00:10:55,588 --> 00:11:00,093 Oh. Well, then I guess we have nothing to talk about, then. 277 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,194 (both chuckling) 278 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:04,031 (awkward chuckle) 279 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,098 Yeah. 280 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,299 Shall we sit? 281 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,802 Yes! We love sitting! 282 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,237 Oh, and pastries! 283 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,273 Yay, yay, they make everything better. 284 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,909 (exhaling repeatedly) 285 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,278 ZOE: George, we've been waiting here for an hour. 286 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,313 Your map is wrong. No. My map is not wrong. 287 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,949 Will you just let me see that thing? 288 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,917 No! This is... no, this is my thing. 289 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,053 This is not your thing. You are an interloper. 290 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,354 (sighs) 291 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,991 ZOE: Hey, George, 292 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,093 what did you say Walter Wallen would look like? 293 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,427 Nice try, Zoe. 294 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,964 Sitting alone at a table with every single dish 295 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,966 on the menu? Okay, stop talking. 296 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,234 And... stop tapping! 297 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,036 Just look over there. 298 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,209 See? I told you the map works. 299 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,978 The map is alive! 300 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,917 You know, maybe you're right. 301 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,952 Uh, this place is kind of creepy. 302 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,353 (drops fork) You want to go? 303 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,221 Yes. 304 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,356 MAN: Uh, excuse me, uh, 305 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:08,061 could you tell me how to get to Olive and Sage in Fairhope? 306 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,964 Wade Kinsella, I could kiss you. 307 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,966 Please don't. And why? 308 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,335 If I'm not mistaken, we have just been joined 309 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,171 by the famous restaurant blogger Walter Wallen! 310 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,106 (chuckles): All right. 311 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,108 Huh! 312 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,010 SHELBY: Brick Breeland... 313 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,845 Shelby? 314 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,847 Surprise! It's us! 315 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,448 Oh-ho... 316 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,917 Oh-ho... 317 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,919 My word. 318 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,388 And this little angel must be Ethel. 319 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,126 Those dimples, they would melt an igloo. 320 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,962 She was just dying to meet her Uncle Bricky, so... 321 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,231 I drove her down to BlueBell. Well, 322 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,033 may I say, motherhood agrees with you. 323 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,134 You look wonderful. 324 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,002 Oh, well, I feel wonderful. 325 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,439 Everything they say about a baby changing your life is true. 326 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,142 Well, you know, I can't wait to catch up and hear it all, 327 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,443 but I have patients all day. 328 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,979 Maybe we could get together for an early dinner? 329 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,148 I would love that. 330 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,216 But we have to go somewhere baby-friendly. 331 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,887 Actually... if you need a break, 332 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,323 I know the perfect people to look after your precious bundle. 333 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,292 Really? Oh, 'cause, well... 334 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,295 I love my baby, but an evening off would be sublime. 335 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,330 Well, I promise it's a favor to them 336 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,932 as much as for you. 337 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,267 (laughs): Well, you are on. 338 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,469 Good. I'll call you. Okay. 339 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,908 Tom, tell Wanda to put that goat out to pasture, 340 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,010 'cause she is about to fall in love 341 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,379 with a real live human being. 342 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,047 A podcast? 343 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,416 Uh, yes, ma'am. I-I host it once a week. 344 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,186 What the heck's a podcast? ANNABETH: Um, 345 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,054 it's kind of like a radio show. 346 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,923 Yeah, uh, but-but for the Internet. 347 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,357 Mine's about DIY. 348 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,625 D-I-Y? 349 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,060 Do It Yourself. 350 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,862 Yeah, I-I talk about all sorts of things 351 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:52,265 you can, um-- spoiler alert-- do yourself. 352 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:53,266 (laughter) 353 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,068 Well... (chuckles) 354 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,637 So, how about football-- are you a football fan? 355 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,273 Well, that's the one with the oval ball, right? 356 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,277 I'm kidding! 357 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,947 No, Davis comes from a football-loving family 358 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,148 just like ours. Yeah. 359 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,918 But honestly, I think the sport might 360 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,019 go away entirely in five years. 361 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,354 I mean, now that we know all about those concussions. 362 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,324 It makes it so hard to watch, doesn't it? 363 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,461 He's kidding! 364 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,231 Oh, without football, what would we do with our Sundays? 365 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,099 Am I right? Amen! 366 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,467 Who wants to go for a walk? 367 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,469 It is a beautiful day. I-I'd love a walk. 368 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:33,907 Oh, actually, we're still getting our sea legs, or... 369 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,342 land legs, I suppose. 370 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,978 You know, a nap would fix us right up. Mm. 371 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,246 Oh, but y'all just got here. 372 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,015 Oh, don't you worry, BananaBeth, we'll be back this afternoon. 373 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:45,986 Oh, uh, g-good. 'Cause I make a mean three-bean chili. 374 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,454 The trick-- four beans! 375 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,122 Oh, four. 376 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,458 Well, that just sounds great. How nice. 377 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,328 (big sigh) 378 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,966 I-I know, concussions-- 379 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,334 what was I thinking? Oh, they're just tired. 380 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,271 Besides, they have all night to get to like you 381 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,273 just as much as I do. 382 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,009 Well... maybe not quite as much. 383 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,178 Oh. Mmm. Come here. 384 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,680 Gerald. 385 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,715 Dorrie. Uh, twice in one day. (chuckles) 386 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,251 Uh, to what do I owe the pleasure? 387 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,054 Well, it was just so nice running into you earlier, 388 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,490 and, well... Well, w-we had some free time this afternoon, 389 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,293 thought maybe we could catch up, hang out. 390 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,394 I-I'd love that! 391 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,963 Oh, but wait, is A.B okay with it? 392 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,065 I mean, you are here to see her. 393 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,034 Oh, we were just there. Oh, she's fine. 394 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,704 (chuckles): Well, all right, come on in. 395 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,042 WADE: Well, it kind of does look like 396 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,311 he sits inside all day-- so he's either a blogger 397 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,446 or... I don't know, serial killer. 398 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,716 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go convince him to review Fancie's. 399 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,484 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. 400 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,187 If this guy can do so much for restaurants, 401 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,223 maybe I want him reviewing the Rammer Jammer. 402 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,059 No. Walter Wallen never reviews more than one place in any town, 403 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,727 and after what George did to our kitchen, 404 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,762 Fancie's needs all the help it can get. 405 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,698 Um, Lemon, I don't mean to play the broken heart card, 406 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:10,103 but mine is crushed, shattered, possibly destroyed. 407 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,439 Fine. 408 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,374 (quietly): Yes. We both work together. 409 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,109 Both reviews or nothing. 410 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,310 You are a good friend. 411 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,711 Yeah, yeah. Now, tuck in your shirt 412 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,280 and wipe the wing sauce from your chin, 413 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,681 because we need to look presentable. 414 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,250 That's not gonna happen. 415 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,488 GEORGE: You cannot seriously believe that your situation 416 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,357 is more important than mine. 417 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,259 Oh, I can, because it is. Wade needs it. 418 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,361 And I need it to show him how much I care. 419 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,762 Well, Lemon needs this. 420 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,699 And, also, that other thing, too. 421 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,469 Well, fine. I guess it's just every person for themselves. 422 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,237 What?! No! 423 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,405 Zoe, Zoe... 424 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,307 Zoe! (shrieks) 425 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,209 (groans) 426 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,345 (both groan) 427 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,758 LEMON (laughs): We promise that we 428 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,062 won't say anything, but you're Walter Wallen, aren't you? 429 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,330 Who? Come on, pal, let's see 430 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,331 your driver's license. 431 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,732 Come on. No! 432 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,334 (laughs): Oh, he's just kidding. 433 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,769 I was gonna say, if you were Walter Wallen, 434 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,507 I would tell you that I read your blog daily. Your article 435 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,442 about the nation's ludicrous fixation 436 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,711 with kale changed my life. 437 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,146 Me, too. 438 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,347 Kale, right? 439 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,182 Boo! 440 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,517 Thank you. 441 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,185 And it was obviously 442 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,354 a controversial stance to take, you know? Right. 443 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,090 It was bold, it was visionary. Dauntless. 444 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,292 (whispers): What's kale? 445 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,328 (chuckles) Where are you two from? 446 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,130 Well... A little slice of heaven 447 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,765 about an hour from here called BlueBell. Mm-hmm. 448 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,168 I've heard great things. 449 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,170 Why, as it happens, she and I are 450 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,872 world-class restauranteurs there. Mm-hmm. 451 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,243 Running into two restaurant owners from BlueBell? 452 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,310 I know. 453 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,811 That seems like a sign. 454 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,114 Tell me about it. From the Lord. 455 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,350 Do you want to take me to lunch? Let's do it! 456 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,252 (chuckles): Come on, you dog! 457 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,787 Arf. 458 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,123 After you. 459 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,194 Are you two okay? 460 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,329 I saw that tumble you took. 461 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,797 We're great. We're fine. 462 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,766 Oh. Good. Feel better. 463 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,000 Uh, wait, sir... 464 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,736 I understand how much you appreciate your anonymity, but... 465 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,472 Oh, let me just say, Mr. Wallen, 466 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,507 that I am an enormous fan. 467 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,342 (chuckles): Is that so? 468 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,378 Not as big of a fan as I am, though. You see, 469 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,480 as a matter of fact, I've been trying to track you down. 470 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,748 Well, little stalker-ish, if you ask me. 471 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,284 Well, she followed me here, so I don't really know 472 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,486 who's calling who a stalker in this situation. 473 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,254 The point is, Mr. Wallen, 474 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,356 that... That any trip to Mobile Bay 475 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,525 would not be complete without stopping by 476 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,328 Fancie's in BlueBell. The food there... 477 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,762 Is very pretentious, 478 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,997 in my opinion. 479 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,301 But do you know what else is in BlueBell? The Rammer Jammer. 480 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,403 Very authentic. Oh, the things they fry. 481 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,405 It's so interesting you say BlueBell. 482 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,473 I was thinking of just stopping by. 483 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,743 The only problem is, my... my car just broke down. 484 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,811 I'll drive you. I'll drive you. 485 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,313 Oh... 486 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,382 Or... George can drive you, 487 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,285 and I'll come with, pick up my car tomorrow. 488 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,853 ZOE: Yeah, you know, 'cause that's me. 489 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,921 I'm easy breezy. 490 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,258 ZOE: Have I told you how much I like your shirt? 491 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,193 Oh... (laughs) 492 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,894 I j... uh, me, too. 493 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,530 Easy breezy. 494 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,964 ANNABETH: It... 495 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,399 it really is strange-- 496 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,201 they're generally very prompt people. 497 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,936 Yeah, I'm sure they're on their way. 498 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,205 Hey, hit me with that tomatillo. Oh. Uh-huh. 499 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,906 (sings quietly) 500 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,775 Oh. Thank you. 501 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,810 Oh, I have to admit, you had some killer moves 502 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,381 out there, Gerald. Yeah, there's some juice still left in the old tank. 503 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,416 Not much, by the sound of that huffin' and puffin'! 504 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,385 (laughs) Oh, that was a blast. 505 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,953 You know, I can't remember the last time 506 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,322 I got to throw the ball around with my old man. 507 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,957 Well, no doubt they're proud of you. 508 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,459 We sure as heck are. 509 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,427 You've had quite a year-- the Renaissance Faire, 510 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,230 the French delegation, and most important, 511 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,432 stopping the merger-- you saved this town 512 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,301 from the Gaineys, from extinction. 513 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,402 Amen. 514 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,836 Thank you for being so kind. 515 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,473 But actually I feel like it's been a rocky year. 516 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,542 I lost the county fair, nearly lost the town. 517 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,812 And worst, I lost your daughter. 518 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,847 Any chance you and A.B. w...? 519 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,350 No. Sorry to say. 520 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,321 Well, still, we always want you to be a part of our life. 521 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,322 Well... 522 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,257 that means the world to me. 523 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,859 I mean, especially since you're in town to... 524 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,762 meet A.B.'s new boyfriend, right? 525 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,798 Uh-huh. Sure are. 526 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,268 I just need to make a quick call. 527 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,003 I'll be right back. 528 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,272 She just needs to make a quick call. 529 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,873 She'll be right back. 530 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,475 (quietly): All right. 531 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,012 I-In good news, the chili is better 532 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,281 the longer it cooks. 533 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,716 Maybe I should call Sheriff Bill. 534 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,785 (phone rings) Not that he'd be able to find them, but, you know... 535 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,953 Oh. Oh. 536 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,455 Thank the Lord. 537 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,756 Mom? 538 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,758 Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetheart. 539 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,429 Your father and I... overslept on our nap. 540 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,764 Chalk it up to the boat lag. 541 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,867 Well, up and at 'em, sailors. 542 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,906 Davis put a lot of effort into this meal. 543 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,974 For you. 544 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,909 We are on our way. 545 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,345 Hey, who's in the mood 546 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,912 for ice cream? Can't say no to 547 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,514 Rocky Road. 548 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,450 Rocky Road? 549 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,751 Are you kidding me?! 550 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,387 You know what? Stay at Lavon's. 551 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,389 Your invitation has been revoked. 552 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,924 (exhales) 553 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,793 In more good news, 554 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,796 I make a killer leftover chili casserole. 555 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,965 I know. 556 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,933 So, how you doing? 557 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,034 Is the music okay? 558 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,436 Um, is the air conditioning good? 559 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,772 I mean, if it's too much, I can turn it down. 560 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,873 It's definitely too much. Oh, 561 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,975 I'm fine, thanks. Oh, my God. 562 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:49,976 Did you see that? No, what? 563 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,345 On the side of the road. I-I think it was a deer. 564 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,380 Looked pretty bad, 565 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,481 like it'd been hurt. 566 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,850 Wait, stop, st... Stop! 567 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:58,918 All right. GEORGE: Okay, okay. 568 00:21:58,951 --> 00:21:59,919 Stop! Okay. 569 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:00,987 Do you mind if we pull over? 570 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,121 Of course not. Sure. 571 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,890 Maybe I can help, I'm a doctor. 572 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,493 Oh. 573 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,128 So... 574 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,464 this is what George and Lemon 575 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,032 have done with my Fancie's. 576 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,768 Well, it certainly does lack that special charm 577 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,103 of your cabaret. 578 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,371 (both laugh) 579 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,872 So, tell me everything. What is 580 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,974 life like in Montgomery? 581 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,843 Oh, I love it. 582 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,913 I am plotting a production of Little Mermaid 583 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:27,947 done entirely underwater. 584 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,483 And being squired around by the lieutenant governor 585 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,386 makes me feel like Alabama royalty. 586 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,822 Well. We're not romantically involved, 587 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:36,856 if you were wondering. 588 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,459 Uh, no, no. I was not. 589 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,761 But he's a good father. 590 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,863 Excellent tour giver. 591 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,466 Well, great. Great, sounds like you have it all. 592 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,934 Well, the only thing Montgomery's 593 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:51,037 missing is the one thing that I can only find in BlueBell. 594 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,440 Oh, Dash's annual One Man Hamlet? 595 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,074 No, Brick. 596 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,142 You. 597 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,477 (coughs) 598 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,513 I want you back. (coughs, exhales) 599 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,916 GEORGE: This is just a waste 600 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,785 of time. That animal probably already ran away. 601 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,554 I cannot leave an injured animal in the woods. 602 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,021 I have the Hippocratic oath. 603 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,590 Yeah, but not a veterinarian's license, 604 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,158 surprisingly. Mr. Wallen, 605 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,493 are you, uh... Are you sure 606 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,194 that you saw the animal in this 607 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,563 area here? 608 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:21,901 Sorry about this. But you two just made it so easy. 609 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,036 (cackles) (engine starts) 610 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,572 Wait, no. 611 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:28,508 Bye, y'all. No, no, no, no. 612 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,842 No, that's my truck. 613 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,979 That's my truck. That's my truck. So... 614 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,785 I have a feeling that wasn't the true Walter Wallen. 615 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:39,852 Just call somebody. 616 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,420 'Cause my phone is in the truck. 617 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,824 My phone is in there, too. 618 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,895 It is 11 miles to BlueBell. 619 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,965 Good thing I got my hiking shoes on. 620 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,869 George! 621 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,812 The first steps inside a restaurant speak volumes. 622 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,080 Well, I hope this one is saying good things to you. 623 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,182 Oh, it certainly is. The tasteful elegance 624 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,952 is coming through loud and clear. 625 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,822 Well, the former owner turned this place into a cabaret, 626 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,857 so I went to extensive efforts 627 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,827 to restore its sense of class and refinement. 628 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,094 Shelby. 629 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,063 Daddy. 630 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,065 What are you two doing here? Together? 631 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,967 BRICK: Oh, just grabbing dinner. SHELBY: Oh, the usual. 632 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,269 Just popped into town to make your dad fall back in love with me. 633 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,772 What? WADE: Uh, you know, one of the great 634 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,541 things about Fancie's-- 635 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:37,076 the way it brings together old friends. 636 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,978 And new ones. 637 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,914 Like our esteemed guest here. (exhales) 638 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,950 Yes, of course. 639 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,218 Why don't I take you into the main room so I can focus 640 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,587 on showing you the best of Fancie's 641 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,755 without all the distractions. 642 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:52,859 Daddy, enjoy your meal. And only your meal. 643 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,161 Looks good, don't mind if I do. 644 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,098 Try not to take it so hard. 645 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,067 My parents just know Lavon 646 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,869 a little better than you. 647 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,303 Your parents adore him. 648 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,205 You don't have to cover it up. 649 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,775 It's infuriating. No, it's fine. 650 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,777 Honey, of course I want to meet your parents. 651 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,912 See where you come from. It's important to me. 652 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,013 And I will. 653 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,314 We have time, but... 654 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,017 spending, uh, another day alone with you 655 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,620 is pretty much a "W" for me. 656 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,555 That's sports lingo I looked up. 657 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,256 Oh. (chuckles) 658 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,159 How come you are so wonderful and levelheaded? 659 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,129 Well, you forgot handsome and charming. 660 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,264 Oh, yes, mm-hmm. That, too. 661 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,266 Now, if you'll excuse me, 662 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:37,103 I have some people who need a talking to. 663 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,805 (kiss) Okay. 664 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,840 Go get 'em. Okay. 665 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:44,611 God. (grunts) (grunts) 666 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,112 You know what? 667 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,882 The authorities better find my truck, or else, I swear... 668 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,183 Don't blame me, okay? 'Cause your methods 669 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,384 of triangulation stink. 670 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,954 Hold on. You were the one that was there distracting me. 671 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,989 Okay? If you weren't there, I would have figured out 672 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,091 something was off with that guy. So now you're the Mentalist. 673 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,359 You know... (growls) 674 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,294 (car approaches) Less talk, more thumb. Hey! 675 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,997 Hey! Hey! (whistles) 676 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,337 Yeah, I used to have a truck like that, 677 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:14,841 that I could drive us home with, but, uh... Shut... 678 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:17,343 I don't understand why you're being so difficult about this. 679 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,812 People are always saying we belong together. 680 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,948 Who says that? Everyone. 681 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,951 Shelby, you left me to go to Montgomery. 682 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,219 And-And I mean this in the kindest 683 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,321 way possible, but... 684 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,858 without you being in my life-- 685 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,960 it has been a huge relief. 686 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:36,228 I d... I do not think we are meant to be. 687 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,297 But we are. 688 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,066 We have to be. 689 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,135 It's just hard. 690 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,104 Everything is so hard. 691 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:46,806 Alex is busy all the time. 692 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,940 With what? 693 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:50,109 He's the lieutenant governor. He just has to sit around 694 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,944 in case the governor-governor gets shot. 695 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:55,047 But at least you-you have your beautiful baby. 696 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,249 Oh, I love Ethel. 697 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,150 When she's sleeping. 698 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,386 Oh. But the truth is, when she's awake, 699 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:03,122 she is terrifying. 700 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,924 (wailing) 701 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,928 Aah! This child's possessed. Call Shelby. 702 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,897 Have her come and get it exorcised. 703 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,132 TOM: We cannot call Shelby. We said we would babysit. 704 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,267 And we will. You want a baby so badly? 705 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,869 You make it stop. 706 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,337 Fine. Hi, baby. 707 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,306 Uh, stop crying. Please stop crying. 708 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,041 Okay. I-I have cash. 709 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,010 Okay... I... it is not working. 710 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,312 Oh, what, the cash bribe? No, no, no. 711 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,848 Brick and I thought that if you spent time with Ethel, 712 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:30,950 then you'd... then you'd reconsider having 713 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,018 a human infant. 714 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,219 But this is the wrong baby. 715 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,387 This is a bad one. Oh, no, 716 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,923 let's have ten of these. 717 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,425 15. Wanda, we have to stick together. 718 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,927 Otherwise the baby wins. 719 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,096 * I like-a you 720 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,798 * And you like-a me (wailing fades) 721 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,835 * And we like-a both the same (quiet fussing) 722 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,303 It's working. (cooing) 723 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,006 Course, she's Shelby's kid. 724 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,975 * I'd like to say 725 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,309 * This very day 726 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:01,047 * I'd like to share your name 727 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,916 * 'Cause I love-a you 728 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,052 * And you love-a me 729 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:10,189 * And you love-a me the same * And you love-a both the same * 730 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,924 * One live as two 731 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,060 * Two live as one 732 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:17,163 * Under the bamboo tree. 733 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,334 A.B., hey. 734 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,903 Oh, y-you just missed your parents. 735 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,839 Yes, I am well aware of that. 736 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,441 Y-Your parents did tell you they were here, 737 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,143 didn't they? 738 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,444 Oh, no. 739 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:36,282 They were supposed to be at my house. Davis cooked. 740 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,817 Oh, no. 741 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,352 I-I never would have had 'em over if I knew, I swear. 742 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,955 No, I-I'm not trying to get in the middle. 743 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:44,123 Again. 744 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,357 My lesson has been learned. 745 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,359 Mm, but yet again, you are. 746 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,928 In the middle. 747 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,162 Well, I can see that now. 748 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:54,433 Lavon, do you get how hard it is to be the boyfriend after you? 749 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:55,835 What can I do? 750 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,870 Oh, I'll tell you what you can do. 751 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,276 (sighs) 752 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,079 * Ain't no gift like the present tense * 753 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:11,918 * Ain't no love like an old romance * 754 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:14,453 * Gots to make hay when the sun is shinin' * 755 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:18,057 * Can't waste time when it comes time to dance * 756 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:24,063 * Slammin' this door with a heavy hand * 757 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,433 Yeah, I call that one the 758 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:28,835 "Kick in the Pants." 759 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,336 Reason should be self-evident. (laughs) 760 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:34,073 Fancie's was a, uh, beacon of Southern perfection, 761 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,008 but here you got great atmosphere 762 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,078 and secret shows with bands like Needtobreathe. 763 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,847 Wade deserves all the credit. 764 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,849 He's poured all of himself into this place. 765 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,083 It's been his dream. 766 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,184 And Fancie's was hers. 767 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,353 She took a good restaurant and turned it into something 768 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,155 way, way better. 769 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,389 As I'm sure you're aware, 770 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:53,125 I never do two reviews in one town. 771 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,427 That's the whole appeal of my trademark 772 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:58,197 Walter Wallen Five Fork Scoring System. 773 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:02,468 The WWFFSS is an honorable system. 774 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,973 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 775 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:09,175 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 776 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,077 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 777 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:13,846 But there's a first time for everything. 778 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,447 Are you serious? Seriously? 779 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,150 If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go write it up now. 780 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,186 All right. And it was a pleasure 781 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,254 to meet you both, really. 782 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,156 (kiss) (gasps) 783 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:28,060 See? Even as competitors we still make great partners. 784 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:29,228 Heck, yeah. (whoops) 785 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,097 (crowd whoops, applauds) 786 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,935 Oh, maybe we should stop or something. 787 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,069 Start a fire. 788 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,337 Oh, yeah, sure, a fire. 789 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,039 Let's just make it super easy 790 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,974 for-for animals and creepy woods people 791 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,143 to find us. 792 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,145 (sighs) 793 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,215 All I wanted to do was to show Wade that I cared about him. 794 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,150 But now, not only do we have no blogger, 795 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,252 we have no wallets, no car, 796 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,154 and we're probably gonna get eaten by bears. 797 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,190 No, we're not gonna... Oh. Wait, hey. Hey, 798 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:01,060 hey! Stop, please, please. Please don't be a serial killer. 799 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,230 Hey, is that Rudy? 800 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,297 Rudy Truitt? 801 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,298 Uh-huh. Hey. 802 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,968 Never been so happy to see another human being. 803 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,069 Or a Truitt. (laughs) 804 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:12,071 Y'all need a ride or something? That would be great. 805 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,139 Hop on in. 806 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,474 (whoops) 807 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,009 (chuckling) 808 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,211 Ooh. Lucky running into you. 809 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:21,380 Yeah. Me, too. 810 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,449 Me and my brothers been wanting to talk to you. 811 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,384 Looks like tonight's the night. 812 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,986 Say what now? Excuse me? 813 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,131 (sighs) Admit it, Kinsella, I am a genius. 814 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:41,367 We had a much better day off than-- 815 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,070 what was his name? Ferris Bueller? 816 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,138 Exactly. Complete with taxidermy, 817 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:49,208 questionable chicken wings, and a double Five Fork review. 818 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,011 Today was a good day. 819 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:55,147 But not good enough to make you forget about Vivian, huh? 820 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,348 No. 821 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,417 Well... on to phase two. 822 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:01,187 Ooh... strip club? And not a strip club. 823 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:05,124 ZOE: Uh, I don't understand. So you're not 824 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:06,125 taking us home? 825 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,426 Like, ever? We will 826 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,028 at some point. 827 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,063 After you face your punishment. 828 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:14,233 Okay, what... what are you talking about? 829 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,734 George Tucker, 830 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,137 we accuse you of breaking our sister's heart 831 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,472 and driving her to that cretin, Scooter McGreevy. 832 00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:22,174 And then 833 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,443 allowing her to run off with him. 834 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,179 Okay, I didn't... I didn't have a choice. And that... 835 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,047 wasn't... Shh. 836 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,349 You have the right to remain silent. 837 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:33,419 And, Zoe Hart, we accuse you 838 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,755 of making our muse, Jo-el Stevens... 839 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,757 leave us forever. 840 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,328 We sentence you to a punishment of our choosing. 841 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,463 RUDY: Chicken, you watch them. 842 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:48,200 Rocket and I are gonna go figure out a suitable punishment. 843 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,707 (quietly): Seriously... I'm all scared. 844 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,409 You need to fix this. 845 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,711 Oh, parenting isn't easy, but I promise you, 846 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,680 in the end, it, it is worth it. 847 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,450 And you're talking to the father of Magnolia Breeland. 848 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,352 I'm just so tired. 849 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,354 (laughs): So, so tired. 850 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,389 I nearly fell asleep saying that sentence. 851 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,758 Yeah, well, the first few months can be brutal. 852 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,460 So can the next 18 years. 853 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,295 But I promise you-- the good 854 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,197 outweighs the bad. 855 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:19,765 Are you sure you don't want to take me back? 856 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:22,201 'Cause, boy, it would be handy to have someone tell me that. 857 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,236 Plus, you're a doctor and Ethel gets these rashes. 858 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,072 Shelby... 859 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,206 Right. 860 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,774 Okay. 861 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,476 Mm. 862 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,810 Mm. 863 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,214 Thank you, Brick, for everything. 864 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,749 Well, let's go get your little baby back. 865 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:40,486 No! What do you mean, no? She's my baby. 866 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,820 She's just so happy here. 867 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,256 We could work out an exchange, you know. 868 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,825 I'd keep Ethel; you take my goat for a little while. 869 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,527 He's so sweet. You'll love him. 870 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,197 Wanda, we are wasting valuable time here, 871 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:53,199 when Shelby could be sleeping. 872 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:57,169 If you don't mind... 873 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,273 (speaking indistinctly) 874 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:02,408 (whispers): Ah, 875 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,510 that's right. 876 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,178 Bye, baby. 877 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,679 TOM: She's awesome. 878 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,382 You're real lucky. She is. 879 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:13,152 And, well, maybe I kind of want one now. 880 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:15,387 Well, that is good to hear. 881 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,823 I'll see you in my office tomorrow? 882 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:23,162 Gerald, Dorrie... we need to talk. 883 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,530 Oh, that's never good. 884 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,333 Well, no, truth is, I think you guys are amazing. 885 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:32,171 But I think it would be best for all involved if we... 886 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,739 parted ways. 887 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,308 No! You should have someone in your life 888 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:39,311 who doesn't get crazy jealous and make insane mistakes. 889 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,547 Someone who loves your daughter the way she deserves. 890 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,783 You could do better. 891 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,452 Then Lavon Hayes? No. 892 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:49,821 Look, give the guy a chance. 893 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,725 It doesn't mean I won't miss you. 894 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,894 We'll miss you, too, son. 895 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,896 (quietly): Oh... 896 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,298 (sighs) 897 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:00,832 Well, on the bright side... 898 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:04,336 at least we can go back to hating the Tide. 899 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:08,240 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 900 00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:12,311 but I'm even gonna miss that little lizard- lovin' kid of hers. 901 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:15,281 Well... you can't blame yourself. 902 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,449 Oh, I don't blame myself. 903 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,119 And you can't blame Zoe, either. 904 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,891 (sighs) 905 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:29,428 (exhales) I mean, there's a lot of things that you can blame her for, 906 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:33,299 but... in this instance, it seems like you put her in a really terrible position, 907 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:34,900 and she did her best. 908 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:37,436 I mean... all she's really guilty of 909 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,439 is witnessing your heart get pounded. 910 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,274 Again. 911 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,776 Which probably reminds you 912 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,413 of how much power she has over your heart in the first place. 913 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,519 Talk less, drink more. 914 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,554 (laughs) 915 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:00,859 So, the rabbit goes around the tree 916 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,394 and back into his hole. 917 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:03,229 (chuckles) 918 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,197 Thank you so much. ROCKET: Chicken, 919 00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:06,765 what's going on here? 920 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:07,933 They say they're entitled 921 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,370 to a fair trial, it's in the Constitution. 922 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,839 I do love the Constitution. Well, then you guys 923 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,441 just have yourself a seat. 924 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:19,411 (George sighs, clears throat) 925 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,947 Now, gentlemen, the truth is, 926 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,949 love... well, love... 927 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,784 is a wild beast 928 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,420 that no man or woman could ever try and control. 929 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,857 The truth here, gentlemen, is that we are the victims, we are the ones 930 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,825 that had our hearts tromped upon and broken. 931 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:36,562 And you may ask me, well, who was the guilty one, then? 932 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:39,365 And I will tell you gentlemen the guilty one here is love! 933 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,532 Mm-hmm. 934 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,900 Mm. 935 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,535 But that's so sad. 936 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,837 It's not a happy ending at all. 937 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,307 If you can't get the ones you love back, 938 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,975 wh-what's gonna happen? 939 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,943 Are you gonna die alone? 940 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,780 CHICKEN: We should keep them here, 941 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:55,881 poor things. 942 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,449 We could fix their broken hearts. 943 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,785 Like those baby ferrets. 944 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:00,819 N-No! 945 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,388 No. 946 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:05,557 Because... you know, the thing is, 947 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:08,560 the heart fixes itself. Mm. 948 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:11,897 And both of ours... are already healed. 949 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:12,864 They are? 950 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:13,865 Yep. 951 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,534 'Cause now we love each other. 952 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,868 We d... Mm-hmm. 953 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,003 OTHERS: Aw... 954 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:20,272 That's beautiful. 955 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:21,973 It's like a movie. 956 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:24,009 A 3D movie. 957 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,777 You have to stay and celebrate. 958 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:28,547 Rocket, Rudy, bring out the good moonshine! 959 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,048 We'll drink and then we'll dance! 960 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,551 Rocket, whip us up some of them 961 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,586 spray-cheese daiquiris. 962 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,989 Run. Run! 963 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,426 Whoo! 964 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,027 Uh... 965 00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,362 Rocket? 966 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,396 Rudy? 967 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:50,969 (Zoe groaning) 968 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,372 I can't feel my legs. 969 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,407 Yeah, my, my lower back feels like 970 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,776 it's just being punched repeatedly. 971 00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,378 At least we're free. 972 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,913 Yeah. There's that. 973 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:05,517 We actually made a... pretty good team back there. 974 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:06,385 (laughs) 975 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:09,054 Yeah, and I guess that we should, uh... 976 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:10,756 well, talk about that kiss. 977 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,758 Yeah. Definitely. 978 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,760 It was kind of amazing. 979 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,496 Yeah. I almost forgot how much I like kissing you. 980 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:22,934 And here we are, both single. 981 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:26,938 Both single for the first time at the same time. 982 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,540 Mm-hmm. All right, you know 983 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:31,076 we, we could just... Yeah. Everything 984 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,945 will be so easy if we just... Stopped. 985 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,982 If we just... stopped looking, if we just stopped 986 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,084 all the shenanigans. 987 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:42,120 Just... Easy. 988 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,489 So easy. 989 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,323 But... But. 990 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,395 ...easy isn't really your thing, is it? 991 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,230 You know, somewhere along the line, 992 00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:54,966 after I picked you up on the side of the road, I... 993 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,535 I figured out that easy... 994 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,438 well, easy really isn't my thing either. 995 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,407 You still glad you gave me that ride? 996 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,874 Of course I am. (chuckles) 997 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:04,843 Because... Zoe Hart... 998 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:07,045 that day I found a very good friend. 999 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:10,115 (mock gasp) Me? You. 1000 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:13,485 And I hope it stays that way for a very long time. 1001 00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:16,922 Now, I have to ask you, Zoe Hart, friend to friend... Mm-hmm, what's that? 1002 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:19,591 ...are you sure you did everything you did for Wade today 1003 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:22,394 just to show him what a good friend you are? Huh? Yes. 1004 00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:23,328 Why are you asking? 1005 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,064 That's why you did it for Lemon, right? 1006 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,599 Yes, absolutely. 1007 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,100 Yeah. (chuckles) 1008 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,169 * 1009 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,138 I-I guess my favorite of your Alaska pictures 1010 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:35,974 were the orcas-- I'd kill to see them in the wild. 1011 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:38,043 So, you like whales, Davis? 1012 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:40,111 Yeah. I minored in marine biology. 1013 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:42,180 I love them. Uh, not more 1014 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,015 than I love your daughter, though. 1015 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,183 GERALD: Ah, oh-ho... 1016 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,186 Uh, son, tell me more about 1017 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,089 this, uh, DIY podcast. 'Cause, you know, if there's 1018 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,058 one thing I hate, it's people who expect 1019 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:55,561 everyone else to do things for 'em. Do you think 1020 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:59,965 we could figure out how to subscribe to that? DAVIS: Ooh, maybe 1021 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,000 I should do a podcast on how you can subscribe 1022 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,134 to a podcast. 1023 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,169 (laughter) 1024 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,871 Stop it. 1025 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,075 * 1026 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:18,984 Hello, George. (yells) 1027 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,587 Geez, Lemon! Let me guess: 1028 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,054 walk of shame? 1029 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,891 I am so not in the mood. 1030 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,093 Well, guess what, I'm not here to argue. 1031 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,595 Because while you were out gallivanting, 1032 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,597 doing God knows what with God knows who, 1033 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,532 I managed to fix Fancie's woes 1034 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:36,234 all by myself. 1035 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:40,105 Walter Wallen reviewed Fancie's? 1036 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:42,207 LEMON: Yes. No thanks to you. 1037 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,176 Once again, I was left to clean up your mess. I just wish that you 1038 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,013 cared one iota about this business, and maybe we'd actually get somewhere. 1039 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,214 You know what I'm saying? Out! 1040 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,083 Out of my houseboat! 1041 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,819 What has gotten into you? 1042 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:56,087 You got three stairs there. Watch your step. 1043 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,490 Good night! 1044 00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:00,058 (sighs) 1045 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,864 * 1046 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,135 (whistling) 1047 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,073 (grunts) Oh! 1048 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,575 Damn it! 1049 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,143 Unbe... Hey! There you are. 1050 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,111 I damn near broke my leg on that thing. 1051 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,113 I thought you said you were gonna fix that hole. 1052 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,115 Yeah, well, I was busy. 1053 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,283 Yeah, of course you were. 1054 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,852 Are you serious? 1055 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,054 Do you have any idea what I have just been through? 1056 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,956 What's stuck in your craw? 1057 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,891 That's it. I'm done. 1058 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:34,225 I un-apologize. 1059 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,595 I don't even want to be your friend anyway! 1060 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:37,963 Hey. Whoa. 1061 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,197 You know what? You want help 1062 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,999 with that hole? Here's a tip: 1063 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,101 it's always in the same place. 1064 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,837 It's not moving around, trying to trick you. 1065 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:48,006 So why don't you just watch where you're going?! 1066 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,876 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pass out. 1067 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:54,012 Hey, if you want to, I can teach you how to do it, all right? 1068 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,815 It's real easy-- you just take dirt from one part of the ground 1069 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,084 and you move it to another. Ignorance is nothing 1070 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,552 to be afraid of, Zoe Hart. Aah! 1071 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:03,589 ZOE: Idiot!