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I go by Peter.
I still think that I don't know

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what I want to be
when I grow up.

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Is that crazy?
That's endearing.

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I had a wonderful night.

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I wish I could stay longer.

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Is there any chance
you want to go to

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this fund-raiser thing
with me? It's for my uncle.

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He's the mayor of Fillmore.

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Mayor Gainey.

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(chuckles):
Yeah.
I am in.

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GEORGE:
 The sex was amazing.

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With Lemon?!
Shh!

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Every time I look at her,

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I am physically unable
to stop picturing it.

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What are you doing?

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Packing up Joel's stuff.

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Ah.
I mean, I-I could have

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gone to L.A., or to London,
but I chose not to.

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What if I made
the biggest mistake of my life

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and let the right person
just walk away forever?

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*

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George, what are you doing?

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I was just checking this cereal
for high fructose corn syrup.

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There's a lot of it.

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Well, you know what?

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I'm really glad to see you.

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Oh.

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Because I've come to
a huge revelation.

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I'm swearing off
the opposite sex.

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I'm going on
a three-month man cleanse.

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A "man cleanse"?

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I'm flushing out my system.

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I'm gonna recharge,
so I'm ready for the right man.

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And until then,
I'm putting my mind

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and my body and my soul
into Fancie's.

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And listen, I know

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that you want to be
more of a silent partner now...

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Yes, I do. Very much.

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And I fully support that.

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Great.
But I'm gonna need

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your help redoing the books
this Sunday.

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No. (laughs)
Great!

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Thank you, George,
for your support on this.

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Bye.

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What?

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No men. A cleanse.

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Won't be hard; it's not like
fantastic guys are just

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floating around BlueBell.
(laughs)

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Whoa.
Oh, God.

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I am so sorry.

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Peter?

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Hey.

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(chuckles)

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Wow.

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(chuckles)

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This reunion went
a lot smoother in my head.

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What are you doing here?

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I'm producing
an incredibly boring story

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on an algae bloom in Mobile.

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Which I volunteered for,
uh... so I could see you.

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What?
(chuckles)

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Well, I mean, it's been
six months, I mean...

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Is there any chance that, uh,

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you'd have dinner
with me tomorrow?

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Dinner?

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What? Uh, I...

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Um... Hmm...

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Can I get back to you on that?

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Yeah. Yeah, sure, uh,
you're probably busy.
Okay. (laughs)

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Let me give you my card.
Sure.

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I'm in town until Sunday.

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I hope it works out.

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(chuckles)

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(sighs):
Oh, my God.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Can I, uh, have
an English muffin?

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Aw... Joel used to put a hole
in an English muffin

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and pretend it was a bagel,

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and now you're eating one
to fill a hole in your heart.

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Joel? Who's Joel?

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Yeah, forget the English muffin.
Just give me some pie.

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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Thank you.

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Hey, Zoe, great
news, I hope.

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The renovation on
your and Joel...

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your house is done.

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Wow.
I assume you want to
put it on the market.

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I can have...

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No, I'm not going
to sell my house.

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You'll get a good price.

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It's the perfect place
for a young, happy couple

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just starting out...
No. No young happy couple

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is moving into our hou...
into my house.

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I love that house.

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I can be my own
young, happy couple.

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Yes, ma'am.

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I can find someone else.

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I mean, I found Joel.

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Sure, yeah,
that was in New York,

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but I can...
Whoa!

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(screams)

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Ow! Watch it!
You okay?

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Huh! Yeah.

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Sorry. I thought
you'd see my bike

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moving towards you and stop,

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because most people do.
Well, I am not

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most people.
Tell you what,
I'll make it up to you.

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Dinner, tomorrow night.

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Did you just...

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I'm sorry, did you just
ask me out on a date?

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You know it.
W...

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Well, I'm gonna have to
get back to you on that.

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Okay. My name is Vince.
Here's my card.

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And, uh, till then,
watch where you're going.

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W...

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There's a situation.

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Lavon, I really
need some advice.

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(gasps)
Is that a little doll

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Ferris wheel?
Ah! Off!

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Ow!
It's not
a doll anything.

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This is BlueBell's future.

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Getting ready to pitch
the city commissioners

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on having the county fair
right here.

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That sounds fun.

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Fun?

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Monumental is more like it.

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Point is,
I really need some advice.

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Long as it's not about boys.

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It's totally not... about boys

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that you know.

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Out.
Oh, come on!

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No, every conversation
we've ever had about boys

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is me telling you one thing
and you not listening.

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Go. Exit.

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Ah, ah, ah! Stop!

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Find someone else
not to listen to.

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And that's how Great Uncle
Nehemiah met his third wife--

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you remember, the one
with the glass eye.

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Great Aunt Duffy?

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Close. But it was
Great Aunt Margie.

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God!
Oh, Great Aunt Margie
 also had a glass eye.

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There you go.
You're really becoming
one of us, kid.

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I've spent a lot of time
with you guys.

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Wilkes picnics,
Wilkes barbecues,

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Wilkes piano recitals.
What can I say?

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We Wilkes love
each other.
All right.

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Wade! Made this home
brew in the cow barn.

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Oh, the cow barn,
you say. Wow.

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I can... I can taste
the-the barley

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and the... essence of cow.

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I was totally going for that.
Nailed it.

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Sorry, guys, I'm gonna need Wade
to, uh, to slice the tomatoes.

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Gazpacho emergency.

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Gazpacho emergency.

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I'm gonna whup your
butt next game.
All right.

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Come on.

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I have been waiting
an hour to do that.

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Me, too.

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But prying eyes...

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Most of which are glass.
I know!

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Thankfully, not genetic.

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Wade, you have been
such a trouper with my family,

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but you need a break.

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Tomorrow night,
we are on our own.

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But tomorrow is
Wilkes fish fry night.

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No, it's not.

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I mean, it is.

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But for us,
it's Wade Kinsella Night.

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Oh, well, that sounds nice.

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JANICE:
Oh, Wade, there you are!

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I brought you
this barbecue pork.

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Okay.

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Wade Kinsella Night.

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Promise.

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Is today the day?

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Should we finally
venture outside

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as a couple for breakfast?

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Can we hide a little
while longer?

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Oh, Davis, you're...

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amazing, but you
don't understand.

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In BlueBell, dating
a Gainey is...

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almost as bad as dating
a Florida State fan.

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Got it.

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I'm sure we can find
some other ways

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to keep ourselves occupied.

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Hmm.

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(phone ringing)

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Mm, mm, mm, mm.

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Mm, mm.

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Mm, mm, mm, mm.

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Mm. Hello?

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AnnaBeth,
where have you been?

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You won't believe
who's in town.

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Peter, from Halloween.

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And he asked me to dinner.
What do I do?

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Go! Have fun.

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(sighs) But if you had
gotten my previous message,

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you would know that
I am on a man cleanse.

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Oh, I see.
Then don't go.

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But it's Peter!

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I've been thinking
about him for months.

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But then again, I haven't
heard from him, at all.

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And now, out of the blue,
he wants to have dinner with me?

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What do I do?
(line beeping)

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Um, hold on, Lemon.

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(phone beeps)
Hello?

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AnnaBeth, where
have you been?

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I just got asked
out on a date.

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Well, good for you.
Have fun.

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00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,126
But he was wearing a bike shirt
and he seemed kind of pompous.

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Maybe it's too soon?

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Um, no, it is.
Don't go.

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But then again,
I want to move on.

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You know, the first date
could be the first step.

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I just didn't think I'd
have to do it today.

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What do you think?

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Y-Yeah, hold that thought.

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Zoe, Lemon, I believe
you two know each other.

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Now, I am gonna be

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out of commission
for the rest of the morning.

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All day.
All day.

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And in interesting news,
you both are trying to decide

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whether or not
to go on a date tomorrow.

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So you two talk
to each other.

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You need to.
Love you. Bye!

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Don't hang up!
AnnaBeth, wait!

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I'll figure this out
on my own.

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I'd rather talk
to my laundry.

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(car horn honks)

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(seagulls calling)

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(birds singing)

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Wow. I mean, the county fair
right here in BlueBell?

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Do you... you really think
we stand a chance?

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Well, after the rat
fiasco in Fairhope,

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you know, we may.
(chuckles)

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Well, the Fair Commission
hears my pitch tomorrow,

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but I'm gonna come
up with a plan.

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That's why they
call me The Closer.

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Never heard anyone
call you that.

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No.

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00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:10,758
(knocking)

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Mayor Hayes, good morning!

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I brought you a big old donut.

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Gainey. Let me guess.

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You heard about my
county fair pitch,

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and you came here to
try to kill my mojo.

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You think tiny little BlueBell's
gonna get it?

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Uh, you know,
Lavon, it's the county fair,

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not the everyone-
you-can-fit-

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in-a-mid-size-sedan fair.

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But, hey, that's
not why I'm here.

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I see right through your...
your big donut, Gainey.

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It has a hole.

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Lavon, no. I'm here
to celebrate the good news.

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You know, about my beloved
nephew dating your niece.

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00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,629
We gonna be related.

258
00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,631
What? Wha...
Who's your nephew dating?

259
00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,632
AnnaBeth Nass.

260
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,634
Oh, wait.

261
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,303
Is she not your niece?

262
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,404
Oops. My bad.

263
00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:00,240
Well, uh, look, I'll let you
get back to your pitch,

264
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,643
and, uh, enjoy that donut--
really good.

265
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,814
Lavon, hey, hey.

266
00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,116
Gainey is just trying
to get in your head.

267
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,318
Okay, what he said,
probably not even true.

268
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,153
Oh, it best not be true.

269
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,655
Okay you need to just...
(breathes deeply)

270
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,790
Wha...
...concentrate
on your pitch.

271
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,726
Yeah, you're right.

272
00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,862
Maybe the big donut will help.

273
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,067
So, I've made some bad decisions
concerning men.

274
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,802
But Peter's only here
for one day.

275
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,270
And living life to the fullest

276
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,640
is always
a good decision, right?

277
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,774
Right?

278
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,275
(sighs)

279
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,212
AnnaBeth?
(frustrated grunt)

280
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,781
(exhales sharply)

281
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,183
Three weeks.

282
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,253
Three weeks is plenty of time
to get over someone.

283
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:49,222
We weren't even together
a year, right?

284
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,858
(sighs)

285
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,627
Hmm.

286
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,729
AnnaBeth?

287
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,231
(frustrated grunt)

288
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,701
Peter, it's Lemon. Hi.

289
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,102
Hi, Vince. It's Zoe.

290
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,237
The woman that you hit
with the bicycle.

291
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,405
I'd love to have dinner
tomorrow night.

292
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,308
I'm ready to get
back on the bicycle.

293
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,643
Uh, w...

294
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,679
So, yes. The answer is yes.

295
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,681
A-About dinner.
Which is a meal.

296
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,115
Why don't you come over.
I'll cook. Okay?

297
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,717
See you then.
All right. Thanks. Bye.

298
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,751
(sighs)

299
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:18,886
(shudders)

300
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,620
Oh, my God.

301
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,263
"Well, BlueBell may be small,
but what we lack in resources,

302
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,933
we make up for in commitment
and heart..."

303
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,167
DASH:
Mayor Hayes.

304
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,436
I was wondering if, uh,

305
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,306
you'd like to comment
on the fact that AnnaBeth Nass

306
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,274
was seen last night

307
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,343
waiting outside a Mobile CVS

308
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,212
while Davis Polk,

309
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,180
nephew of our sworn enemy,

310
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,749
was seen inside

311
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,184
buying prophylactics.

312
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,454
Well, I'm sure that was
just a coincidence.

313
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,891
Well, then they were seen
getting in a car together

314
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,327
and driving back
to her place.

315
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,230
Uh, the mayor has
no comment at this time, Dash.

316
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,832
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.

317
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,166
Well, all righty then.

318
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,768
(laughs)

319
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,904
"Prophylactics"?

320
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,173
"Prophylactics"?!
Okay, Lavon.

321
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,742
You need to go home,
you need to shut your windows,

322
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:15,943
you need to
lock your doors,

323
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,778
turn off your Internet,

324
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:18,912
and just focus
on this presentation

325
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,413
until your meeting tonight.

326
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,316
Go home.

327
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:27,755
Daddy!

328
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,189
Magnolia?

329
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,958
What are you doing here? Oh!

330
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:34,862
I have managed to escape the
clutches of your horrible mother

331
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,264
to ask politely if
there's any chance

332
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,199
you'll let me go
to a party tonight.

333
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,902
I-I imagine Grandma's
already said no.

334
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,804
She's unreasonable,
but you're not like her.

335
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,774
You're so smart
and even-tempered.

336
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,242
I know you'll understand
how important this is to me.

337
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,211
Yeah, I will.

338
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,512
Tell me something
about this party.

339
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,748
It's the social
event of the season.

340
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:58,218
Carter Covington is hosting
a party at his vacation home

341
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,486
in Charleston.

342
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,321
"Charleston"?

343
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,391
Carter Covington is
30 years old!

344
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,425
Yeah, well, it just so happens

345
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,828
I'm not invited to people
my own age's parties

346
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,362
because you
put me in exile.

347
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,364
And I'm living in a
house that smells like

348
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,432
IcyHot and cruelty.

349
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,435
And the school you're
sending me to has no boys.

350
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,305
This is my only chance
to find some joy in my life.

351
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,539
Well, maybe you should've
thought about joy

352
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,274
before you got kicked
out of boarding school

353
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,876
finding joy
in a 19-year-old townie!

354
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,879
Now, you get on back to your
grandmother's this instant.

355
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,882
And I will have her call me
the second she sees your face.

356
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,918
You're just as bad as she is.

357
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,420
A chip off the old IcyHot block.

358
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,825
(sighs)

359
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,027
Thank you.

360
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,394
Lemon.

361
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,064
Are you gonna eat that entire
cheesecake alone?

362
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,333
Actually, I have
a date tonight with Peter,

363
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,335
that wonderful man
I met on Halloween.

364
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,838
Wow. Has he moved to town?
No.

365
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:54,307
Is this one of those booty calls
I read about?

366
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,576
Well, maybe it is.

367
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,978
But so what?

368
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,412
I mean, haven't you
ever watched HBO?

369
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,280
No.

370
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,082
Well... neither have I.

371
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,316
But I get the gist.

372
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,052
It is 2014,
and women are allowed

373
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,287
to have relations
with whomever they want.

374
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,989
But that is not Belle behavior.

375
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,959
Well, if you haven't noticed,
I am not a Belle anymore.

376
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,027
So, I will be
having sex tonight.

377
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,528
And enjoying
my own liberation.

378
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,831
Good afternoon.
(quiet laugh)

379
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,102
Cardio.

380
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,837
Hey, good, Lavon.

381
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,038
I have a quick question.

382
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,539
It's not about boys.

383
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,540
Per se.

384
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,443
But should I go with a V-neck
or a boat-neck?

385
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,112
For what?
I've got a date tonight!

386
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,580
Isn't that awesome?

387
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,848
I'm moving on.

388
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,384
Well, of course you are.

389
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,052
That's how you females

390
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,420
get over people.

391
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,056
You just find someone new,
and bam!

392
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,925
Look how happy you could be.

393
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,860
Better buy some prophylactics!

394
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,929
What?! Wha...
Sex could happen?

395
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,931
I wasn't even planning on
sharing an appetizer.

396
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:51,999
Well, why not?

397
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,366
Share an appetizer.

398
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,102
Share your bed.

399
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,905
You know, I should, too.

400
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,440
Yeah, we all should just go out
and sleep with whoever.

401
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,943
And... move on!

402
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,446
Okay.

403
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,052
Hey, Wanda, I'm gonna need you
to close up tonight.

404
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,454
Another Wilkes family
talent show?

405
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,356
No, actually a friend of mine
bought a wine bar

406
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,525
over in Mobile, so I'm taking
Vivian for the opening.

407
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,993
A civilized,
adult evening with...

408
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,361
CHARLES:
* In your van

409
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,495
* And you wish
you had a can *

410
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,497
* Diarrhea, diarrhea

411
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,598
* When you're
fishing in a lake *

412
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:26,900
* And your belly
starts to ache *

413
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,834
* Diarrhea...
Hey, hey,

414
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,370
y'all, we got people trying
to eat here.

415
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,438
Come on.
Sorry, man.

416
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,572
We're trying to cheer Harley up.

417
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,673
Oh, no. You guys lose?

418
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,975
Uh, they won.

419
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,543
I set a new record
for no-hitters.

420
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,545
Which would be great
if I pitched.

421
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,113
Which I don't.

422
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,415
You can count
my batting average

423
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,516
with no fingers.

424
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,052
Ooh, man.
I'm sorry to hear that.

425
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,187
Good news is I got something
to take the sting off.

426
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,489
You come right this way.
Wanda, why don't you

427
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,024
mix up a root beer float
for this young man.

428
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,393
Make it extra strong.
Keep 'em coming.

429
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,396
Well, I am gonna go shower.

430
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,631
And I'll swing by
to pick Harley up around 5:00.

431
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,500
Thanks for taking him.

432
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,936
Oh, I hope this isn't weird,
but Aunt Winifred invited me

433
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,571
to take Harley
by her fish fry tonight.

434
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,973
You mind if we go?

435
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,140
Oh.

436
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,943
Sure. Yeah.
He'll love that.

437
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:10,944
Have fun.

438
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,713
Uh, hey, listen,
i-if you don't want to miss out,

439
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,148
we could hit
the fish fry

440
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,216
on the way to the wine bar.

441
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,617
It's no big deal.
No way.

442
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,019
It's Wade
Kinsella Night.

443
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,687
I got a new dress
and everything.

444
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,023
(chuckles)
Well, have fun.

445
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,525
And I will tell the Wilkes
that you two said hi.

446
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,460
All right.

447
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,198
Daddy, got a minute?

448
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,133
Oh, no, actually, I was just
getting ready to head out.

449
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,567
I got a brand-new book
I'm dying to read...

450
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,469
Okay, but this
is an emergency.

451
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,238
Just tell me, which one
of these dresses says,

452
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,674
"I'm a casual free thinker,
like the people on HBO"?

453
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,444
HBO? Wh-What is that
supposed to even mean?

454
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,513
I-I mean, what I know
of those people...

455
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,514
Please, Daddy, this is urgent.

456
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,648
ZOE:
Brick, I need you

457
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,450
in here ASAP!
Oh, good heavens.

458
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,951
J... Give me one minute.

459
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,721
This dress

460
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,025
has a turtleneck,
but this dress is floor-length.

461
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,460
I can see that, but why
are you showing them to me?

462
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,528
Which dress says,

463
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,663
"I just put my feet back
in the water dating-wise,

464
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,765
"and while I'm optimistic
that the date will go well,

465
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,235
I won't have sex
until I'm good and ready"?

466
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,502
You have a date?
With who?

467
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,770
Is that your business?

468
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,206
I'm asking you about dresses,
not whether I should date again.

469
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,241
No, I didn't say that...

470
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,475
Brick, just pick a dress!

471
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,744
LEMON:
Daddy, I'm waiting.

472
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,547
Lemon, would you... would
you come in here a moment?

473
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,583
You both
obviously need

474
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,752
a girlfriend to talk to,
so may I suggest

475
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,620
that you talk to each other?

476
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,192
No, thank you.
I'm doing great.
Not necessary. I'm peachy.

477
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,760
But that turtleneck
will make you look Amish.
Although that blue number

478
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,762
will make you look
like Jonah Hill.

479
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,600
Excuse me.
I have a date.

480
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,635
I have a date.
I have a...

481
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,810
GEORGE: Lavon, I need you
 to close your eyes.

482
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,744
Forget A.B.

483
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,680
You live in a world

484
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,216
where only
two people exist: you,

485
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,118
Lavon Hayes,
and Alabama

486
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,553
State Recreation Supervisor
Billy Greene.

487
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:05,592
Now, you don't need anything
from Supervisor Greene.

488
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,760
But he needs... BlueBell.

489
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,797
And you are the answer
to his prayers.

490
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,633
Now, I want you to say that
out loud till you believe it.

491
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,667
(chuckles)

492
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,269
I am the answer to his prayers.

493
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,270
Believe it.

494
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:17,837
George.

495
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,838
George, I need you.

496
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,073
I'm in the middle
of something.

497
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,074
What? Who's that?
Who's there?

498
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,142
Lavon, close
your eyes. Focus.

499
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,644
My mother called. Magnolia
did not come home today.

500
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,647
Okay. Well, I mean,
it is Magnolia.

501
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,816
She's probably just out
causing mischief somewhere.

502
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,783
Yeah, but that
is the point.

503
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,785
I know where she is
causing the mischief,

504
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,854
and I know who she is
causing the mischief with!

505
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,090
And, may I say, it is
wildly inappropriate.

506
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,692
She is in Charleston,
South Carolina,

507
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,729
and-and she's at a party
hosted by Carter Covington.

508
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,297
That is so creepy.

509
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,865
Shut your eyes.
George, George,

510
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,300
we need to go get her.

511
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,202
Okay. Yeah, of course we do.

512
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,338
Yeah. Oh, you know, we
should bring some snacks.

513
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,672
It's a
seven-hour drive.

514
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,773
Wait, what? No, no.

515
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,176
You can't go for seven hours,
George. I need you here.

516
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,711
Lavon, turn around. For the
last time, close your eyes.

517
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,879
(groans)
Okay?

518
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,215
Focus. All right,
just think about...

519
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,717
body language and
eye contact, okay?

520
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,719
You are gonna be fine.

521
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,122
You are the answer
to his prayers. Say it.

522
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,124
I am the answer
to his prayers.

523
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,259
Yes, you are.

524
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,861
I am the answer

525
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,763
to his prayers.
Keep going!

526
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,367
(playing harmonica)

527
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:26,606
* Our youth was spent
desperate to see *

528
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:31,211
* The things that lay
just barely underneath... *

529
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,845
Lucy,

530
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,747
congratulations.
Place looks amazing.

531
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,884
Oh, Wade Kinsella,
as I live and breathe.

532
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,220
Uh, Lucy used to be the
beer distributor over
at the Rammer Jammer.

533
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,921
Then she started up this
fine place with her brother.

534
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,256
Lucy, Vivian,

535
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,891
Vivian, Lucy.

536
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,427
Lucy also likes her
family. Go figure.

537
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,861
Vivian, you must be
the new girlfriend

538
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,230
I've been hearing so much about.

539
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,232
Be careful.
There's a lot of ladies here

540
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,434
who want to rip your hair out--
me included. (chuckles)

541
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,802
But welcome.

542
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,438
Drink, eat, have a blast
and tell all your friends.

543
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,373
I got to mingle.

544
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,275
All right.

545
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,644
She's so cute.
(chuckles)

546
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,879
And fun.
Hey,

547
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,382
you know what she's not?
Vivian Wilkes.

548
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,818
Same Vivian Wilkes I just happen
to want to dance with.

549
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,953
What do you say?
I haven't danced with a boy

550
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,922
who wasn't seven
in a really long time.

551
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,390
I will take that as a yes?

552
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,192
Yes.
All right.

553
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,364
* As my body felt the wrath
of Father Time... *

554
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,299
(knocking)

555
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,901
Hey, Peter.

556
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,937
Hi.

557
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,210
I like you in jeans.

558
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,878
Mmm. What smells so good?

559
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,980
You know, pasta. Easy, casual.

560
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,715
(chuckles)
Like me.

561
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,184
That sounds perfect.

562
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,823
I've been thinking
about doing that again

563
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,991
for six months.

564
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,726
Me, too.

565
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,963
Oh, let me get this for you.

566
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,465
Oh. Thank you.

567
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,969
Nice place.
Fancy.

568
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,405
Uh...
(chuckles)

569
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,340
Before we get started,

570
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,476
you just need to know
that I'm definitely not
having sex with you.

571
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,712
Uh, my dates don't usually
start out like this.

572
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,282
(clears throat)
I-I don't have a lot of dates.

573
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,783
I see.

574
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,885
Uh, usually
there's small talk:

575
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,720
what do you do,
where are you from.

576
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,888
Then there's this thing
I like to call eating.

577
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,490
Okay.

578
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,991
And then we go back
to my place for sex.

579
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,859
What?
Kidding.
(chuckles)

580
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,295
That was a joke.

581
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,863
(both chuckle)

582
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,466
Why don't we start again.

583
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,802
Why don't you tell me
a little about yourself.

584
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,971
Okay, um, I do not enjoy
going to the movies.

585
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,508
Oh. Well, you know,
a lot of people are saying

586
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,810
that television is far better
than film now.

587
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,478
I agree.
(chuckles)
Okay.

588
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,513
You know that show Extra?

589
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,480
Uh, hmm?
That's good television.

590
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,881
Maria Menounos.

591
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,916
Incredible incisors.

592
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,385
I'm a doctor,

593
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,754
specializing in teeth.

594
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,989
You mean you're a dentist.

595
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:57,990
Exactly.

596
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,927
Pretty impressive, huh?

597
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,395
Oh, yeah.

598
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,866
Supervisor Greene,
Chairperson Clarkson,

599
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,835
Mr. DeSantis,

600
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,337
thank you so much
for meeting with me.

601
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,340
Now, as you can clearly see,
BlueBell is truly

602
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,375
a model town.
(people chuckling)

603
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,044
We've heard wonderful
things about BlueBell.

604
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,513
But it might be a little
small for a county fair.

605
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,081
Okay, the town is small--

606
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,584
th-though not as small
as this model might suggest.

607
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,985
(laughs)
But we have

608
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,054
a huge sense
of community spirit.

609
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,121
I mean, after all,

610
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,057
what's the-the most
important thing to look for

611
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,960
when hosting
a county fair?

612
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,529
Well, Fairhope might say
quality rodent control.

613
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,897
(laughs)

614
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:38,698
But in BlueBell,

615
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,833
nothing is more
important than...

616
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,538
Mayor Hayes?

617
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,939
...h-heart.

618
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,341
(clears throat)

619
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,577
Nothing is more
important than heart.

620
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,448
Except maybe drinks.

621
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,851
Who's up for a martini?

622
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,555
New York?
That explains it.

623
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,023
Explains what?

624
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,091
The snobbishness.

625
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,125
The whole "you're not

626
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,960
a doctor, you're
a dentist" thing.

627
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,028
Well, I didn't
say that.

628
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,096
It was implied.

629
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,531
But anyway, the
joke's on you, lady.

630
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,532
'Cause for half
the schooling,

631
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,967
I still bring home twice
as much of the cash-ola.

632
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,837
So, uh, it turns out,

633
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,006
what I'd actually asked for
were fermented beetles.

634
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:20,807
Oh.

635
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,575
So all the villagers
are watching me,

636
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,845
and I take a bite, then another,

637
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,380
and then I thought about you.

638
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,450
I'm sorry, I-I remind you
of fermented beetles?

639
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,317
No, I, uh...
(laughs)

640
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,985
I thought about
having dinner with you,

641
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,621
and telling
you this story,

642
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,155
and your face lighting up,

643
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,490
just like that.

644
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,125
(laughs)

645
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,427
Even if you
are a snob...

646
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,528
(scoffs)

647
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,895
...there is
good news.

648
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,164
You are very
easy on the eyes.

649
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,099
Very.

650
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,101
Thank you?

651
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,637
No, thank you.

652
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:54,907
Peter... what is this?

653
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,509
What do you mean?

654
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,444
I mean,

655
00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,513
are you even gonna be
back in BlueBell?

656
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,915
I'm here now.

657
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,885
And after tonight?

658
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,454
I don't know.

659
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,155
It took me a really long time

660
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,890
to get assigned
to the algae story.

661
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:11,958
(laughs)

662
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:12,792
So what do you say

663
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,461
we take dessert
back to my place?

664
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,062
No sex, of course.

665
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,498
Come here.

666
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,500
Um...

667
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,503
I have to make a phone call.

668
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,438
Okay. Yep.
All right.
Excuse me.

669
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,909
Could you ex-excuse me?

670
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,043
I need some air.

671
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,445
Yeah.

672
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,080
Okay.

673
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,492
My father was right;
I do need someone to talk to.

674
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,493
Well, so do I.

675
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,527
Meet you at your office.

676
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,161
Fine.

677
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,139
Well...

678
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:03,743
here we are.

679
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,546
Yep.

680
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,114
Yes, indeedy.

681
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,949
So are we gonna
talk or what?

682
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,083
I can't. I can't.

683
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,953
Opening up to you goes against
everything I stand for.

684
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,088
Fine. I will help.

685
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:19,659
I can't help but notice
that you are not on your date.

686
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,061
Which is very observant.

687
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,196
Cannot help but notice

688
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,132
that you are not
on yours, either.

689
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,100
True.

690
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:32,505
Wine. Do you have any
wine? Wine would probably

691
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,140
really help here.
Oh, it's a great idea.

692
00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:40,513
Ah. Yeah, Carter
ain't picking up!

693
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,214
Well, he is
having a party.

694
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,517
How in the hell
did I end up surrounded

695
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:47,720
by so many nutty,
irrational women?!

696
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:50,256
You know, maybe
their cycles all synced up.

697
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:53,593
I mean, I read a study that said
that can happen in small towns.

698
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,528
Yeah, but Magnolia doesn't
live in BlueBell anymore...

699
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:56,629
No, one minute, they're sweet,

700
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,530
next minute,
they're running off,

701
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,632
or they're going
on a date with-with Peter

702
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,134
whatever-his-name-is,
and then asking you

703
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,003
to pick out sex clothes!

704
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:04,937
Okay, I'm-I'm sorry, Brick.

705
00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:07,206
Did you say
that Lemon was out on a date

706
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,575
with Peter from Halloween?

707
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:09,609
Yeah.

708
00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:10,743
I mean, I'm-I'm
only asking

709
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,311
because, you know,
she said in passing

710
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,746
that she was
through with dating.

711
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,615
See? Totally irrational!

712
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,585
Her behavior lately
has just been inexplicable.

713
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:21,087
I mean, what does she want?
What is she looking for?

714
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,589
Is she gonna
settle down?

715
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,156
I wish I knew.

716
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:29,328
Whoopsies.

717
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,198
(clears throat)

718
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,166
Where was I?

719
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,569
You were in the middle of a
rather long list of reasons

720
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,237
why we shouldn't hold the
county fair in Fillmore.

721
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,305
Right!

722
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,040
(laughs)

723
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,642
What did...?
Did I tell you about the part

724
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,776
where they tried
to swallow our town?

725
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,712
Yes, twice.

726
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,214
But maybe we should move off of
Fillmore, and you should tell us

727
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,650
why having the fair in
BlueBell is a good idea.

728
00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:51,651
It's a great idea!

729
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:55,121
And Gainey knows that. Huh.

730
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:58,190
Yeah, that's why he decided
to mess in my head today.

731
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,192
I bet he put

732
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,694
his nephew up to this,

733
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,296
just to... just to
mess with her. Me.

734
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,765
His nephew?

735
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,099
I have to go.

736
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,772
WADE: What do you mean,
 I don't got dance moves?

737
00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,340
Are you kidding me?

738
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,743
People used to call me the
white Michael Jackson. Yeah.

739
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:17,877
Oh. Hey, just drink.

740
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,812
Okay.
All right, all right.

741
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,248
The legs
on this pinot are insane.

742
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,083
I mean, did you
actually just...?

743
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,685
What does that
even mean?

744
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,120
Point is, I like the wine.

745
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,189
And I like the company.

746
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:31,357
As do I.

747
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,591
And, let's just say,

748
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,728
the legs on the wine aren't
the ones getting my attention.

749
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,666
(ringtone playing)

750
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,203
Hey, Harley, what's up?

751
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,706
(laughs)

752
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,340
Oh, my God!

753
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,109
That's great.
Congratulations.

754
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,411
I-I'm so proud
of you, baby. I...

755
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,781
All right, go ahead. Bye.

756
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,716
(laughs)

757
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:57,850
Harley got his first hit.

758
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,418
Two games in one day?

759
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,387
No. Charles-- he suggested

760
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,856
that they go to
the batting cage after dinner,

761
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,124
and he hit one.

762
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,426
Hey, good for him.
Kid got a hit. All right.

763
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,128
Now, where were we?

764
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,230
'Cause I thought it was, like,
kind of somewhere around here.

765
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,399
You should have heard his
little voice. He was so proud.

766
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,167
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna tell Charles

767
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,136
to just text me
a picture real fast.

768
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,705
All right.

769
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,739
ZOE:
 I should have known

770
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:20,740
from the bike shirt

771
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,241
that he would be annoying,
but I told myself

772
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,309
to get through it, right?

773
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,211
You know, just get
the first date under your belt.

774
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,412
But he was just so horrible.

775
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,781
When push came to shove,
I just couldn't.

776
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:31,550
My date was amazing.

777
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,721
Peter is so funny and
thoughtful and easy to talk to,

778
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,288
and I was so
excited to...

779
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,389
to spend the night with him.

780
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,258
But then he told me
that he wouldn't be back in town

781
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,260
for a really long time, and
then something inside of me

782
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,929
just snapped, and I couldn't.

783
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:47,299
Well, duh.

784
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,300
Excuse me?

785
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,101
Of course you couldn't,

786
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,770
'cause you knew
sleeping with a man

787
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:51,938
who was leaving
would be stupid.

788
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:54,774
Did you just
call me stupid?

789
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,275
You're Lemon Breeland.

790
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,178
Everybody knows that you believe
in love and happily ever after.

791
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,380
So, you stopped yourself
from sleeping with Peter

792
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:02,915
because he was just
another detour.

793
00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,751
Another detour?
No offense,

794
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:07,286
but Meatball, Enrique,
Carter Covington--

795
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,722
I mean, were any of those
roads to happiness?

796
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,924
(scoffs)
Shut up.

797
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,393
I'm glad
that you are not my friend,

798
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:15,427
because you are terrible at it.

799
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,296
Oh, and I suppose
you got a real knack for it?

800
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,766
I do. And I will
prove it to you.

801
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,368
Because if I were your
girlfriend, which I am not,

802
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,937
I would have told you
that going out on a date

803
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,238
three weeks
after breaking up

804
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,941
from the longest relationship
of your entire life is moronic.

805
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,977
No, don't hold back.
Tell me how you really feel.

806
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,779
And you shouldn't have
to sit there and listen

807
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:33,846
to some blowhard
talk about dentistry

808
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,014
just to prove a point
to yourself.

809
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,515
You should go back there
and tell that guy

810
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,250
to shove that bicycle
right up his keister.

811
00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,754
You make a decent point.

812
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,257
Yours wasn't so awful, either.

813
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,900
Hey. There you are.

814
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,835
I've been looking for you.

815
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,870
Oh. Sorry.

816
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,372
My entire family wanted
to talk about the big hit.

817
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,841
Charles keeps
sending me pictures.

818
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:05,377
Oh, my God, is that Uncle Ned
doing handsprings?

819
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,346
Can't be good
for his plastic hip.

820
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:09,381
I think that they're all
as excited as Harley.

821
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,350
The whole family went out
to SkeeBall & Stuff

822
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,352
to celebrate. See?

823
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:15,021
I see.

824
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:21,527
Look, Viv, I think it's great
that Harley got this hit,

825
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,463
but why is Charles sending you
all these pictures

826
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,265
and videos right now?

827
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,567
I mean, aren't they gonna be
just as great tomorrow?

828
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,804
No, he just... he knows
that I wouldn't want to miss it.

829
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,007
There's no ulterior motive
or anything,

830
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,043
if that's what you're thinking.

831
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:40,512
Right. Right.

832
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,381
No, I'm...

833
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,917
I'm sorry,
and I'm-I'm sorry you missed it.

834
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,418
No, it's fine.

835
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,720
I'm a single working mother;
I miss everything.

836
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:56,863
Well, why don't you go meet them
for ice cream.

837
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,298
I can see
that you want to go, and,

838
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,500
honestly, we-we can
do this anytime.

839
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,335
Really?

840
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:04,503
Yeah.

841
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,338
Are you sure you won't be mad?

842
00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,307
Not at all.

843
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,575
Thank you.

844
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:13,079
Mmm.

845
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,113
You're amazing.

846
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,915
Oh, I know.

847
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,950
Yeah.

848
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,092
(doorbell rings)

849
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,964
Dr. Breeland, George.

850
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,599
This is a surprise.

851
00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:34,967
Pajamas?

852
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,069
What the hell kind of a party
is this?

853
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,938
Where is she?

854
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,639
What party, and who?

855
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,041
Magnolia. Brick believes...

856
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,943
I believe my teenage daughter
was invited

857
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:46,078
to a party at your house, sir!

858
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:48,514
And you did hear the part
where I said "teenage"?

859
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:49,615
Right?
GEORGE:
Yes, Brick.

860
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:50,950
He heard that.
Yeah.

861
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,151
There's no party here.

862
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,585
Yeah, I don't believe you.

863
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,422
GEORGE: Brick, there...
there is no party here.

864
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,392
You haven't heard from her?

865
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,428
Well, I did get an Evite
from her yesterday,

866
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,931
but I thought I made it
on the list by mistake.

867
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:09,468
"Magnolia's Annual
Daddy is Away Kegger"?

868
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,637
"B.Y.O.B."

869
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,040
Unbelievable.

870
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,975
You do have to kind of
admire the brain

871
00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,910
that can come up
with a plan like that.

872
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:21,914
I... have sired
an evil genius.

873
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,983
Two, kind of.

874
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:25,084
Yeah.

875
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,552
Yeah.

876
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,655
Oh, good, you're still here.

877
00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,423
I thought you might have left.

878
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,126
I only waited 'cause I wanted
the chance to say to your face:

879
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,527
you are very rude.

880
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,496
Well, I'm glad
that you waited.

881
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,764
You left me alone
on a date for an hour.

882
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,467
I've been getting pity stares
from all the other customers.

883
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,701
I don't get pity stares.
I'm a catch.

884
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,571
You know you have
a very overblown

885
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,106
sense of yourself, right?

886
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,340
No, no, I think
it's blown just right.

887
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:51,477
I'm handsome, have well-defined
calves from all the cycling,

888
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:52,678
I am a doctor...

889
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:55,014
No, no,
you are a dentist, okay?!

890
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,548
And I'm sure you do

891
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,684
a very good job... with teeth!

892
00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,186
But I'm a doctor!

893
00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:01,687
I am a doctor!

894
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,423
What you do and what I do,
not even remotely similar!

895
00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:06,025
Whoa.

896
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,194
Are you as turned on
as I am right now?

897
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,963
No!

898
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,707
You're still here.

899
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,709
Yeah, well, I figured
you'd be back.

900
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,544
You live here and all.

901
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,047
(chuckles)

902
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,050
Peter, I don't know

903
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,519
what's been going on
with me lately,

904
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:37,589
but although there's been
much, much

905
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:41,760
evidence to the contrary,
I'm looking for something real

906
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,064
and something
with a future.

907
00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:48,734
And you can't give that
to me, can you?

908
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,607
You are an amazing woman,
Lemon Breeland.

909
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,209
And I have to say

910
00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,645
you nearly make me
want to change.

911
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,248
Just get a white
picket fence, a dog,

912
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:04,550
the whole deal.

913
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:08,120
The important word
there is, um...

914
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,188
"nearly."

915
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,490
Yeah.

916
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,025
I'm sorry.

917
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,208
* 'Cause if you wanted
me to stay *

918
00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:31,810
* Why did you shuffle
out the door? *

919
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,814
* And if you wanted me to go,
why would... *

920
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,250
What happened
to your lady friend?

921
00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:40,586
Oh, uh, she had to go.

922
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,121
Well, that's too bad.

923
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,556
But seeing as
you're all alone...

924
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,758
after-party, my place?

925
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,261
Uh, yeah, you know,

926
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:52,198
I-I'm not really
that guy anymore.

927
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:55,101
Well, you know where to find me
if that guy shows up.

928
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,170
All right. (chuckles)

929
00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:04,576
Hey, Viv.

930
00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:08,547
Uh, hope your night was good,
that you had fun.

931
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,817
Uh... call me back.

932
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,285
Yeah.

933
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,197
Lavon?

934
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,299
Oh.

935
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,168
You smell like a bar.

936
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:30,569
(slurring):
No, I'm here to warn you.

937
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:31,570
You know, your new boyfriend?

938
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:32,738
Bad news.

939
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:33,739
Oh, really?

940
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,574
And how do you know that?

941
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,176
(sputters)

942
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:39,111
A, he's a Gainey.

943
00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:40,212
Mm.

944
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,581
And B...

945
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:43,715
he's a Gainey!

946
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,352
What-what other evidence
do you need?

947
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,354
They're all liars and cheats!

948
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,589
This is truly sad.

949
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,258
Well, come on, A.B.!

950
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,194
I mean, this-this guy
just happened to turn up

951
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,796
out of the blue,
right before I give my pitch

952
00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:58,897
for the county fair?

953
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:03,702
So, you came to my house
to tell me my new boyfriend

954
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,804
is only with me
as part of a plot

955
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:09,241
to ruin your bid
for county fair?

956
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:12,878
It couldn't be that he finds me
smart or interesting

957
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,380
or attractive?

958
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,282
No, no, no.

959
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,184
I'm trying to protect you.

960
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,618
No, you're not!

961
00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:22,354
You're being
a jealous ex-boyfriend.

962
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:23,755
And the fact that

963
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,392
you would do that after
everything you put me through...

964
00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,230
There are no words.

965
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,265
Just go home, Lavon.

966
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:55,954
Wanda, a gigantic
coffee please.

967
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,658
You want to get
that to go, Lavon?

968
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:02,794
People may not want
to see you just yet.

969
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,364
(slaps back)
(groans)

970
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,365
Hey, Lavon.

971
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,799
I just, uh, found out

972
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,701
that Daphne got
the county fair.

973
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,203
I was wondering
what happened.

974
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,170
Well, well!

975
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:14,206
Should've known better
than to put all our eggs

976
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,808
in your incapable
basket, Mayor Hayes.

977
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,310
I hear he got drunk
at the meeting.

978
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,279
(laughs) Sergeant Jeffries,
that's ridiculous.

979
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,480
He-he would
never do that.

980
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:22,681
Except I did.

981
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:26,352
My Ruby would've gotten us
the county fair.

982
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:28,820
She loves the tilt-a-whirl.

983
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,258
Lavon...

984
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,959
It gets worse.

985
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:37,929
I have a vague memory of going
to AnnaBeth's and telling her

986
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,732
she was being duped
by some sort of Gainey plot.

987
00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:42,301
Oh, Lavon.

988
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,471
Uh, excuse me.

989
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,273
Sure.

990
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,341
AnnaBeth,

991
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,843
I am so...

992
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,379
No.

993
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,848
We have nothing
to say to each other.

994
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,929
You actually have to put
that broom on the floor

995
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,399
for it to work.

996
00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,933
This isn't what it looks like.

997
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:15,934
Really?

998
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,271
I'll tell you...

999
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:23,008
what it looks like
is that you set me up

1000
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,477
to go to Charleston
to chase you down

1001
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:29,848
while you were here
having a huge party

1002
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:31,883
in my house.

1003
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:37,356
Well, go ahead.

1004
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:40,359
Let me have it, because
any punishment you dream up

1005
00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:42,428
cannot be worse
than life at Grandma's.

1006
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,030
Yeah, that is probably true.

1007
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,766
Magnolia,

1008
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,469
my dream for you

1009
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:53,972
is that you grow into a...

1010
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,975
responsible, well-adjusted

1011
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,878
young woman.

1012
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:03,048
But I'll be satisfied
if you just...

1013
00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,517
finish high school
without getting arrested

1014
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,519
or pregnant, but things are
not looking good right now.

1015
00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:09,020
Daddy...

1016
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:11,823
Put yourself in my shoes.

1017
00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,425
A worried father

1018
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:17,363
who only wants the best
for his beautiful girl.

1019
00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:22,334
Tell me, what-what do I do
with you?

1020
00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:26,405
Find me another boarding school.

1021
00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:27,906
Away from Grandma.

1022
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,941
And visit me
every weekend to make sure

1023
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,110
that I'm doing things right
this time.

1024
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,446
And I will certainly try.

1025
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,550
Okay.

1026
00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:41,387
I'll make some calls.

1027
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,358
Hey, George.

1028
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,959
You look terrible.

1029
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,461
Oh, well, thank you

1030
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,462
for that.

1031
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,630
How was your night?

1032
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,999
Um...

1033
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,967
it was a mess.

1034
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:59,471
I saw Peter and realized it was
never gonna happen for us,

1035
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:00,972
so...

1036
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,609
Oh. Well, I am...
I'm sorry to hear that.

1037
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,978
Uh... you want to
maybe go get breakfast

1038
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:09,448
and talk about it
before we do the books?

1039
00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:11,583
Actually, I already did the
books. I-I couldn't sleep, so...

1040
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,851
I got up early.

1041
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:15,854
Oh. Oh. Well, that is...
that is great news.

1042
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:18,957
I-I didn't want
to do those anyway, so...

1043
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,125
And AnnaBeth has
finally reemerged,

1044
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:21,860
so I'm gonna go have breakfast
with her.

1045
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,596
Will you finish
inventory for me?

1046
00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:26,532
Yeah, sure.

1047
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,633
No problem.

1048
00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,034
Thanks.

1049
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,911
(Vivian and Charles chuckling)

1050
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,881
What's he...

1051
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,884
Wade, I-I didn't
expect... Um...
Hi.

1052
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,919
Charles slept on the couch.

1053
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:50,088
Yeah. Well, we had a little
too much wine last night, so...

1054
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,990
I couldn't drive.
Huh.

1055
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,158
Anyway, we'll, uh,

1056
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,192
talk later?

1057
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,095
Yes.
All right.

1058
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,930
See you, Wade.

1059
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,133
He stayed here?

1060
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,602
It wasn't a big deal.

1061
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:07,072
Okay. Um...

1062
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,675
I missed you last night.

1063
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,543
Me, too.

1064
00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,514
Harley's probably hungry.

1065
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:16,715
I should go and...

1066
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,017
Yeah. Yeah. Um...

1067
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,218
I'll call you later.

1068
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,621
Great idea.
I'll talk to you then.

1069
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:24,456
All right.

1070
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,637
A.B.

1071
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:39,638
Is that really you?

1072
00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,072
In the flesh.
(chuckles)

1073
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,073
Where have you been?

1074
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,642
So much has happened.

1075
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:45,677
I had a disastrous date.

1076
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:48,680
But it led me to realize
that I need to move on.

1077
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:53,018
So... I am selling
the new house.

1078
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,221
Well, I say
good for you.

1079
00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:59,224
Um, and speaking of moving on...

1080
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:00,726
I met someone.

1081
00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:02,528
That's where
I've been.
What?

1082
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,762
Spill.
Okay.

1083
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,964
Well... Lemon.

1084
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,265
"For sale." Hmm.

1085
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,768
Well, that's one way
to put yourself out there.

1086
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,603
Personally, I would've gone for
something a little more subtle.

1087
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,138
Maybe "lease to own."

1088
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,573
Hilarious.
(chuckles)

1089
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,142
Um, Zoe, Lemon and I have plans,

1090
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:19,044
but maybe I could
fill you in later?

1091
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,178
Oh. Yeah, sure.

1092
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,781
It's okay. She can stay.

1093
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:30,589
Well, A.B. was just about to
tell me about her new boyfriend.

1094
00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,658
No way! Who is it?

1095
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:35,994
Well, there was this patient,

1096
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:38,229
and he kept coming into
the office. I knew...

1097
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:41,266
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