1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:02,036 Please tell the governor 2 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:03,071 that BlueBell is not, and will never be 3 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,306 interested in merging with Fillmore. 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,675 Tell your boss that Fillmore supports the merger. 5 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,477 He's gonna try and take over the whole town. 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,712 Town square is gonna be a giant mall? 7 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,747 This merger with Fillmore is still a threat. 8 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:16,084 (angry shouting) 9 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,385 You were with George and Tansy. 10 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,586 Do you think he still has feelings for her? 11 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,088 I'm sure that Scooter didn't know 12 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:20,988 everything Fillmore's planning. 13 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,656 I don't want to see this town go away. 14 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,658 If you still want me to leave, I'm all packed up. 15 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,560 Do you still want me to leave? No. 16 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:27,761 I have lined up 17 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:28,796 an excellent date for you. 18 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,231 I have some news of my own. 19 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,632 I'm going on a date. Tonight. 20 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,367 You asked out Vivian Wilkes? 21 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,602 I am so completely surprised 22 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:35,769 that you would not approve. 23 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,771 I went bananas when I found out that Wade asked you out. 24 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,307 You should give him another chance 25 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,075 to make you crazy. 26 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,678 * 27 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,550 ANNABETH: Okay. 28 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,119 Here we go... 29 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,521 Ta-da! 30 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,823 Look, it's a power breakfast 31 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,591 for a power mayor. 32 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,327 Designed to get you back to work 33 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,162 and hopefully out of the house. 34 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,331 Do we have any more ice cream? 35 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,633 Look, I am not opposed to you eating your feelings. 36 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,301 But... (laughs) 37 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,570 maybe it's time to do it out in the world. 38 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,272 No. 39 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,673 N-No, I can't. 40 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,308 I was elected to protect 41 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,576 the people of BlueBell. 42 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,179 Now Fillmore's about to swallow us up. 43 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,881 Which is exactly why you should do something. 44 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,384 Well, I... I've filed every petition 45 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,852 and injunction from here to Montgomery, and... 46 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,554 No, there's nothing to do 47 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,589 except hide. 48 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,260 With my Rocky Road. 49 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:36,764 Tansy. 50 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,666 Oh, no, you did not. 51 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:39,733 Get up. 52 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,135 (grunts) 53 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:41,869 Where am I?! 54 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,704 What is going on? 55 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:44,572 Lynly, you okay? 56 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,840 No, you just said "Tansy" in your sleep. 57 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,276 You were dreaming about Tansy? 58 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,443 You must've... you must've heard... 59 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,578 you must've heard me wrong. 60 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,680 I must've said, like, "pansy," 61 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,548 or "Fancie's," or "chancy." 62 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:55,883 My hearing's just fine, George. 63 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,218 How could you do this to me? 64 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,220 Look, I was dreaming, okay? I... 65 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,554 Aha! So you admit it! 66 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,723 You were dreaming about Tansy! No... 67 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,458 Hold... wait, wait, Lynly, 68 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,659 no, wait, hold on, okay? 69 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,795 Fine. I was. 70 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,397 But not in the way that you're thinking. 71 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,398 Not in a Cinemax After Dark kind of way. 72 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:11,565 More like C-SPAN. 73 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,934 I have been dreaming about this merger all week long. 74 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,903 And Tansy has been integral 75 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,505 in helping us fight that, 76 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,240 and that's all this was. 77 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,241 Okay? I promise. 78 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,575 Are you sure? 79 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:23,744 Absolutely. 80 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:27,481 'Cause... Lynly Hayes, 81 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,183 you have been the star 82 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,852 of my most interesting dreams. 83 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,422 Mmm. 84 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,489 And you know what? 85 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,525 I'm gonna make you breakfast. 86 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,233 What is this? 87 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,900 Oh, it's, uh... Your mom just asked me 88 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,969 to do a little, quick rewrite 89 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,372 on, uh, the toast for Uncle Mort's birthday. 90 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,873 You mean my toast? It just... 91 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:56,544 it was the tiniest bit... dry. 92 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,246 It just needed some punching up. 93 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,747 I am a celebrated author. 94 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,615 You don't even know Uncle Mort. 95 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,251 Well, I-I do now. 96 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,853 Um, "Mort was born on March 27, 1951 97 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,921 "at St. Ignatius hospital in Teaneck, New Jersey. 98 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,223 "The hospital was 99 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,691 "a brick building located at 100 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,793 "the corner of Parsons and Oakwood. 101 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,262 The birth took place at 3:13 p.m." 102 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,629 I was being thorough. 103 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,531 Sometimes it's best to leave the creative stuff 104 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,633 to the more creative people. 105 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,501 Hey, Wade! 106 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,371 You know, you buying your breakfast here 107 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,273 is not a great endorsement for the Rammer Jammer. 108 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,640 Yeah, well, I'm pretty hungover, 109 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,376 and the coffee here is better. 110 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,677 Your cousin and I were out late last night 111 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,911 in Mobile at a pretty awesome concert. 112 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:31,912 That's great. Can you please 113 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,281 tell Joel that I am creative? 114 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,516 (laughing) 115 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,385 (Zoe mock-laughs) 116 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,452 So funny. 117 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:39,553 Have you not seen my outfit? 118 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,289 Polka dot blouse, leopard print skirt. 119 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,690 I mix patterns, okay? 120 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,024 I am an outside- the-box thinker! 121 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,293 You're creative. 122 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,460 Do not patronize me. 123 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:47,628 You, do not smirk. 124 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,437 Well, in my professional medical opinion, 125 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,606 I think you should blow on your soup before you eat it. 126 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,807 I did! 127 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,375 SHELBY: Brick! Drop what you're doing! 128 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,577 This is an emergency! 129 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,713 Dash quit, and I don't have a director. 130 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,515 And my cabaret opens in two days. 131 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,782 What on earth am I gonna do? 132 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:09,783 Well, calm down. 133 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:10,851 Let Delma out. 134 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,554 Delma, I recommend Popsicles. 135 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,356 He said I was "indecisive" 136 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,557 and "my own worst enemy"! 137 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,691 Well, you have been having a hard time 138 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,327 making decisions. 139 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,528 And you're pretty worked up. 140 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,995 Here, let's check your blood pressure. 141 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,598 Only because nothing feels fresh. 142 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,899 It's all "been there, sung that." 143 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,967 (sighs) 144 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,471 All my money is riding on this cabaret. 145 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,740 Not to mention my hopes and my dreams. 146 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,543 Which is why I need you to clear your schedule 147 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,311 and help me find a director. 148 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,512 Oh, I can't. 149 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:39,947 I'm-I'm trying to run a practice, here. 150 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,982 Please, please, please. 151 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,954 AnnaBeth... 152 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,021 Brick needs to cancel 153 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,357 all of his afternoon appointments. 154 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,591 See you later. 155 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,460 Thank you. 156 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,629 (door opens, closes) 157 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,064 Seriously, Brick? Again? 158 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,066 I am powerless around that woman, and... 159 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,368 Help me! 160 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,502 Oh. 161 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:02,870 I've got more than I can handle 162 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,339 trying to keep Lavon from overdosing on Rocky Road. 163 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,475 I just wish Lemon was here. 164 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,009 Me, too. 165 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,044 She'd know exactly how to help both of us. 166 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,386 (door closes) 167 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,120 AnnaBeth! 168 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,755 As a non-Belle, 169 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,424 you have a lot of nerve calling a meeting. 170 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,493 It'll be worth it. 171 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,495 I've brought a very special guest. 172 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,463 Good morning, ladies. 173 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,898 (gasps) 174 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,000 We are gathered together today because BlueBell 175 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,535 faces extinction. 176 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,136 Luckily, though I am not there 177 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,005 nor a member of your organization anymore, 178 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,807 I am still Lemon Breeland. 179 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,742 Which means I have a plan. 180 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:42,810 Brava! 181 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,478 LEMON: Hmm. 182 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,714 The governor's beloved sister, Marian Matthews, 183 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,048 will be in Mobile this afternoon. 184 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,383 Y'all will bring her to BlueBell, 185 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,518 she'll fall in love with it, 186 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,986 hence she will call her brother, the town will be saved, 187 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,522 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 188 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,589 You are welcome. 189 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:58,125 And how will we get Marian Matthews to BlueBell? 190 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,795 Well, we will use our brains, 191 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,597 and our connections. 192 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,133 Perhaps she was 193 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,535 in a sorority 194 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,803 with someone's husband's cousin. 195 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,505 Ooh! 196 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,806 Marian Matthews 197 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,875 was in Delta Gamma with Stanley's cousin Scarlet! 198 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,445 Scarlet's always showing off about it. 199 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,412 Now we're catching up. 200 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:19,813 You will have Scarlet 201 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,515 call Marian and set up a meeting. 202 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:22,650 That's brilliant. 203 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,651 Oh, we miss you. 204 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,553 Now, Crickett, as the leader 205 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,020 of the Belles, it is your responsibility 206 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,156 to make sure that this plan works. 207 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,991 Do no let Marian leave BlueBell 208 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,125 without agreeing to speak 209 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,494 to her brother first. 210 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,862 Now, if you'll excuse me, 211 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,129 I have another fire to put out. 212 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,532 (screen beeps) 213 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,200 All right, Daddy, now let's discuss how 214 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,535 to free you from Shelby's talons. 215 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:42,703 Uh, still us, Lemon! 216 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,937 Oh. 217 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,139 Well, y'all didn't hear that. 218 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,641 All right! 219 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,943 Let's put this plan into motion, Belles! 220 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,779 Save BlueBell! 221 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,146 (AnnaBeth whoops) 222 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,519 I-I feel horrible saying this, 223 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,621 but-but Shelby is ruining my life! 224 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,990 Yes, which is exactly why we need to get her out of town. 225 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,525 Oh... do we? 226 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:05,626 I-I mean, we do. 227 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:06,627 Uh, right. 228 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,762 Uh... and how will we do that? 229 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:09,797 My plan is simple. 230 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,098 Shelby moved to town 231 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,533 to open up that silly cabaret, 232 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,667 and when it's a spectacular failure, 233 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,868 she'll leave. (Brick laughs) 234 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,169 It won't be a failure. 235 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,738 Have you heard her sing? 236 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,640 Shelby has the voice of an angel. 237 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,041 But you told me that she has no director, 238 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,110 and no real concept. 239 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,779 She still has some time; she'll pull it off. 240 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,114 Not if you find her a director 241 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,482 that will tank the show. 242 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,951 Someone long on confidence, 243 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,920 short on skill and experience. 244 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,588 Lemonade, that-that plan 245 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,924 is a smidge too diabolical for me. 246 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,191 I... No offense. 247 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,660 (laughs) 248 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,695 Well, excuse me. 249 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,963 I was under the impression 250 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,632 that you wanted my help. 251 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,066 Enjoy spending the rest of eternity 252 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,701 with Shelby, Daddy. 253 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,238 Also, there was a recent study 254 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,774 that debunked the theory that people are either 255 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,509 "right-brained" or "left-brained." 256 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,177 You know, just because I chose a life of science, 257 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,879 it doesn't mean I can't be creative, too. 258 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,247 It's good that you're letting this go. 259 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,949 Don't box me in! BRICK: Joel! 260 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,250 Just the man I was hoping to find. 261 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,218 Dash quit the cabaret, and Shelby 262 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,955 desperately needs a new director. 263 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,758 And I desperately need someone else to advise her. 264 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,225 JOEL: I did minor in theater... Look no further! I'm your girl! 265 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,961 ...at Tisch. 266 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,929 You? 267 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,097 Yes! 268 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,999 Let me remind you that my mother 269 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,534 is a famous publicist. 270 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:23,136 She once represented Stephen Sondheim. 271 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,038 I saw Into the Woods 16 times. 272 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,306 Oh, wow. 273 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,808 I mean, that does make you a director, yeah. 274 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,242 It just so happens 275 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,545 that I wrote and directed 276 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:34,047 an original cabaret for the residents in my hospital 277 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,716 to perform for high school kids. 278 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,118 One Cellular Sensation! 279 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,687 It killed. 280 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,622 Well, that... that certainly 281 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,624 does sound unique. Mmm. 282 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,992 SHELBY: Butter Brickle, I need you 283 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,960 to come with me to buy more boas 284 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,095 for the cabaret. 285 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,997 And then we need to work on sets. Now? 286 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,832 Yes, now! And tonight. 287 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:52,933 And probably through till tomorrow. 288 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,668 I wouldn't count on sleeping. 289 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,669 What can I say? 290 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:56,704 My show must go on. 291 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,140 Shelby, uh, great news. 292 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,942 You know how you wanted me 293 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,077 to find you the perfect director? 294 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,813 Well, I did. 295 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:06,980 Zoe! 296 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,016 Zoe? 297 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,017 You direct? 298 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,652 She also writes. 299 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,887 She wrote a hit cabaret about biology. 300 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,089 Mainly cells. 301 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,090 It's not really what you're looking for, there, huh? 302 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,626 Shelby, this could be 303 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,160 that-that breath of fresh air 304 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,194 that your show needs. 305 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,763 It-It's... you know, it's campy. 306 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,797 It's fun. 307 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,899 You said yourself you wanted something fresh. 308 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,636 Zoe Hart, 309 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,903 welcome to the cabaret! 310 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:30,904 Oh! 311 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,073 (laughing) 312 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,108 Ha! 313 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,245 (car horn honks) 314 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,347 (seagulls calling) 315 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,683 (birds singing) 316 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,693 Okay, everybody. 317 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,162 Huge news. 318 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,865 Zoe Hart is joining us as our new director. 319 00:09:58,999 --> 00:09:59,967 Zoe Hart? 320 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,201 The doctor? 321 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,770 Don't box me in, Shula! 322 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,937 Zoe has some changes 323 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,906 that she would like to make to the show, 324 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,841 so let's all keep an open mind. 325 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:08,842 Yes. 326 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,878 The cabaret will now be called 327 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,146 One Cellular Sensation! 328 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,648 We're gonna be performing 329 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,116 acts about cells. 330 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,384 Awesome. 331 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,852 "Some Enchanted Cytoplasm," 332 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,253 adapted from South Pacific? 333 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,421 WANDA: Your favorite musical 334 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,190 and your favorite organelle! 335 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,859 Uh, my song is about mitochondria? 336 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,027 And the human condition. 337 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,328 But also mitochondria. 338 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,664 MEATBALL: Uh, which one of these songs 339 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:31,899 is the most metal? 340 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:32,966 Let's start blocking. 341 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,702 Shula, you're up. 342 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,369 Hey. Hey! 343 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,871 Did you hear that? 344 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,807 I said, "Blocking." That's a director word. 345 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,208 Nice. I just came by 346 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,776 because you forgot your megaphone. 347 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,712 I know you wanted to look the part. 348 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,347 I am doing much more than looking the part. 349 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,116 Shula, you're a protozoa. 350 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,919 So why don't you go downstage right? 351 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,057 I definitely meant downstage left. 352 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,860 Are you-Are you trying, maybe, 353 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,195 to get her to go upstage left? 354 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,396 Blocking isn't essential 355 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,397 to One Cellular Sensation! Many protozoa barely move. 356 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,067 Are you sure you don't want me to stick around 357 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,336 and help out a little bit? I really don't mind. 358 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,772 No. No, no. Go! Go, go, go. Yeah, I got this. 359 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,373 Okay. 360 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,844 Sheesh, everybody wants to be in showbiz. 361 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,880 From the top! 362 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,358 Tansy, is, uh, everything okay? 363 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:35,729 No. Someone bought all the Rocky Road from the Dixie Stop. 364 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,731 And I had a fight with Scooter. 365 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,333 He says I'm being cagey, which I am 366 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,302 ever since I let y'all into that party. 367 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,503 I feel so guilty. 368 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,774 Well... 369 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,041 Tansy, you shouldn't. 370 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,110 Because McGreevy sucks. 371 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,244 Excuse me? 372 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,380 The man is a Class-A rotten jerkface... 373 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,748 who sucks. 374 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,615 You're wrong. 375 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,085 Scott McGreevy is a kind, decent man 376 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,420 and he loves me. And he loves my Dolly Parton. 377 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,490 All he wants is to do right by his town. Just like you. 378 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,758 No, there's a difference. 379 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,161 And that difference is we are not trying to destroy anybody. 380 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,898 I mean, they're trying to annex BlueBell! 381 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,066 Fillmore is a death star, okay? 382 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,402 And Mayor Gainey is Emperor Palpatine. 383 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,070 And Scooter McGreevy, is his Darth Vader. 384 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,038 Seriously? 385 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,907 Life is not Star Wars, George Tucker. 386 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,009 Why don't you try asking him his plans? 387 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,945 Because they include bulldozing this town square here 388 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,513 and putting up a shopping center. 389 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,849 I don't need to ask him his plans 390 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,483 because I know Scott. 391 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,853 Besides, how do you get off criticizing my relationship 392 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,454 when you're dating little Miss Crazy Eyes? 393 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,990 You're being very mature here. 394 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:37,991 George, as a hairdresser, 395 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,293 I look at women in the mirror all day long. 396 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,294 Believe me, 397 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,396 Mm. I can spot crazy eyes. 398 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,066 I'd be careful if I was you. 399 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,467 And I'd be careful 400 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,904 if I was me talking to you. (clears throat) 401 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,006 Hey, George! Hey, Tansy! 402 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,042 Fancy finding you... together. 403 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,444 Well, three's a crowd. Bye. (clears throat) 404 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,847 Talking merger stuff again? 405 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,548 Yes, we were. 406 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,020 When my sorority sister Scarlet told me y'all wished 407 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,822 to emulate our annual Marigold Ball, 408 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,824 I came straight from Montgomery. 409 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,259 Since you took over the Marigold Ball, 410 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,095 it has been the social event of the year. 411 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,998 We were hoping to take you on a tour 412 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,332 and get some input on venues. 413 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,968 And maybe your brother, the governor, 414 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,270 would like to attend our ball here in BlueBell. 415 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,473 Perhaps, but aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves? 416 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:31,211 (clears throat) Crickett is just full of town pride. 417 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,546 Loves showing off BlueBell to everyone. 418 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,148 I do. 419 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,084 Because once someone sees our beautiful town, 420 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,153 it is hard for them to stand by to see it 421 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,489 swallowed up by another, uglier one. 422 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:46,626 I'm not here to discuss the Marigold Ball, am I? 423 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:51,098 Discussing the Marigold Ball is definitely one 424 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,566 of the reasons why you are here. 425 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,903 I've heard about your impending merger. 426 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,471 I don't appreciate being used. 427 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,173 We have nothing further to discuss. 428 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,241 Oh, Mrs. Matthews, please. 429 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,644 Let me at least buy you a sweet tea before you go. 430 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,479 Agnes' are famous. 431 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,983 I cannot resist sweet tea. 432 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,986 But in this case, I prefer to go alone. 433 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,328 Hey, Cricket, what are you doing? 434 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,662 Hiding from Lemon. 435 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,998 Lemon? I thought she was out of town. 436 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,334 She is, but the Internet is everywhere. 437 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,302 She's already trying to help Brick get rid of Shelby, 438 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,071 and I don't want to be next. 439 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,340 How is Lemon helping Brick get rid of Shelby? 440 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,475 I don't know. See, I thought it was 441 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,044 by having Zoe Hart direct that cabaret, 442 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,046 but the cabaret is awesome. 443 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,181 It is about cells and... 444 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,183 Oh, God, I can't let her leave. 445 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,185 Shelby? Marian Matthews! 446 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,955 That's her car. 447 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,522 I gotta go! 448 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,998 Mm... hmm. 449 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,100 Is that... gum? 450 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,134 Oh, ew. 451 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:05,973 The sexy reality of being a fourth-grade teacher. 452 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,208 Well, you are lucky that you have me 453 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,044 to keep a close eye on you and that behind of yours. 454 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,612 Keep you gum-free. 455 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,047 Mmm. 456 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,615 Hey, you got plans tomorrow night? 457 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,684 Scored two tickets to go see Double Wednesday play 458 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,720 an almost-unheard-of acoustic show in Mobile. 459 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,522 Wow. That sounds amazing. 460 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,991 Pick you up at 9:30? 461 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,959 Great! 462 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,594 Great. 9:30. All right. 463 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,996 See you then. 464 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,431 See ya later, sugar. All right! 465 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,201 (whistles through teeth) 466 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,004 Thought you said things were going great with Vivian? 467 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,072 They are. We got plans for tomorrow night. 468 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,274 She was, uh, pumped. 469 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,210 No, she wasn't. 470 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,412 Where did you find the time between hairdressing, 471 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,580 waitressing, and process serving to go to psychic school? 472 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,149 Or was it an online course? 473 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,483 I'm serious, Wade. 474 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,219 Right before she said "Great!" she paused 475 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,187 and she moved her hair over her left shoulder. 476 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,655 That is her tell, like in poker. 477 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,225 I am very good at identifying tells. 478 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,093 And crazy eyes, though that does not apply here. 479 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,694 Vivian is a classy lady. 480 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,464 She doesn't want to be going to different dive bars every night. 481 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,233 You need to step up your game. 482 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,304 ZOE: Hey! 483 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,174 Hi. 484 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,443 For your information, rehearsals are going great. 485 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,446 Six hours at the helm, and lines are memorized, 486 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,514 dances are... in progress. 487 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,582 I'm sure they are. 488 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,651 I feel your lack of support. Rude. 489 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,320 Hey, Wade, can I get 17 coffees? 490 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,389 We're pulling an all-nighter at the cabaret, 491 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,691 or at least a midnighter. I'm directing now. 492 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,027 (laughs) 493 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,563 Oh, man. 494 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,298 Oh, you're serious. 495 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,734 Well, that should at least make the cabaret interesting. 496 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,071 Hey, maybe I should take Vivian. 497 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,473 She would love it. Who wouldn't? 498 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,808 Well, me, for one, but, uh, that's what earplugs are for. 499 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,511 Zo, about the cabaret. 500 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,047 Um, Brick chose you for a reason. 501 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,115 And you should know... 502 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,151 Brick chose me because he believes in my project! 503 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,619 Who would have thought that Brick Breeland 504 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,222 would be more supportive of my creative endeavors than you?! 505 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,625 God, after all those nights listening to you drone on and on 506 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,095 about your novel... Which sounds so great! 507 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,330 Hey, you know what? Good luck to you. 508 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,465 Thank you. 509 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,469 You are going to be wowed, my friends. 510 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,805 I'm gonna send Tom for the rest of these. 511 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,107 Wowed, I said. 512 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,641 Wowed! 513 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,115 I'm coming! 514 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,516 I figured out how 515 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,519 to get Marian Matthews to stay in BlueBell! 516 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,087 What is that? 517 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,256 Spark plugs? I don't know. 518 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,325 I just opened her car hood and pulled. 519 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,025 You didn't. 520 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,193 I panicked! But she's staying 521 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,130 the night at the Shamrock, so at least I did something. 522 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,531 What is your boyfriend, 523 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,268 the mayor, doing to save BlueBell, hmm? 524 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,811 Morning. 525 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,613 Oh! Good morning! 526 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,550 I have news! 527 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,152 The merger's off? 528 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,454 Crickett stole the spark plugs, or something, 529 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,756 out of Marian Matthew's car, and she was forced 530 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,658 to stay the night at the Shamrock Motel. 531 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,193 Marian Matthews? 532 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,762 As in-As in the sister of the governor of Alabama? 533 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,398 Yes. 534 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,701 But, glass half full, she's in BlueBell another day! 535 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,436 Time to get out and sell her! 536 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,704 I'm, I'm going back to bed. 537 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,275 No, you are not! 538 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,877 More news! 539 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,780 Lemon is gonna give you a motivational speech. 540 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,248 Lemon? 541 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,717 Mm-hmm. Oh! 542 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,253 Lavon, today may very well be the defining day 543 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,455 in your mayorship, so you have a choice. 544 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,858 Are you gonna spend it in your pajamas, 545 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,860 or are you gonna go find Marian Matthews, 546 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,929 convince her that BlueBell's a place like no other, 547 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,331 and save the day?! 548 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,335 If-If I go, will you close the computer? 549 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,436 I'll get dressed. 550 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,604 ANNABETH: Ooh! 551 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,706 Thank God. 552 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,614 (clears throat) 553 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,716 Scooter McGreevy... 554 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,418 what brings you to BlueBell? 555 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,486 Just visiting my girlfriend. 556 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,356 She is determined to work in this craphole. 557 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,226 So I guess you better get used to seeing me around. 558 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,294 Hey, when are you gonna trade in this loser? 559 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,229 (blows raspberry) 560 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,062 Did you just...? 561 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,232 Anyway, Tucker, isn't it about time 562 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,334 we bury the hatchet? You know, 563 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,468 find our common ground? 564 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,237 Get to know one another as friends? 565 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,238 Really? Friends? 566 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,505 'Cause you just, you called me... 567 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,707 That is so sweet of you, Scott. 568 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,444 It'd probably for the best as I'll be taking over 569 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,513 much of your business once the towns merge. 570 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:44,484 Okay, well, this was fun. Lot of fun. 571 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,621 George, I have someone for you. 572 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,258 LEMON: George, there you are! Lemon?! 573 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,659 Hello, Lynly. Miss me? 574 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,561 Hi, Lemon! How's your grandma? 575 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,396 Oh, who cares? Here's the point. 576 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,730 Lavon is taking the governor's sister 577 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:58,998 around BlueBell this afternoon, 578 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,368 so I need you two to make sure that Gainey 579 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,270 and his Fillmore lackeys don't go near them 580 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,371 so they don't sabotage him. 581 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,674 But Scooter McGreevy's in the Rammer Jammer right now! 582 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,676 Don't worry about this, Lemon. I got it. 583 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,611 Do not disappoint me, Tucker. 584 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,780 That was weird. 585 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,818 Hey, Scooter. I'm sorry. Maybe you're right. 586 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,587 Maybe we should bury the hatchet. 587 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,689 Sooner rather than later. Today, even, if we can. 588 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,558 How about right now, actually? Let's go shoot nine holes, 589 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,960 and you can put your money where your mouth is, huh? 590 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,297 Ooh, uh, sorry. I do have plans 591 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,965 to go hiking with Tansy as soon as her shift ends. 592 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,701 Great! A double date! 593 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,503 How fun does that sound?! 594 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,004 Wait-- we're doing what? 595 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,310 So, how do I look? 596 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,778 Like a bug that just got stepped on. 597 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:46,713 You look great. 598 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,848 Now, Frank, you have have the saddest song 599 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:49,949 in the show, it's called, 600 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,886 "There's No Tosis Like Aptosis," which is cell death. 601 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,955 That is sad. Why do they die? 602 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,325 It's one of the mysteries of cells. 603 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,292 That's messed up. 604 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,793 Brought donuts! 605 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,894 Donuts! 606 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,896 No, we-we don't have time for donuts! 607 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,066 Okay, everybody, take five! 608 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,601 Look, I-I was really hoping that you were here 609 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,803 to apologize for all the doubting. 610 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,773 Uh, no, actually I'm here because I know something. 611 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,742 Um, I was gonna tell you last night when you came home, 612 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,009 but you never came home. 613 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,578 (sighs) I was working on costumes. 614 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,347 The cell membranes? They kept getting jammed 615 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,915 in the sewing machine, so I had to do them all by hand. 616 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,951 Wow, uh, you're not making this easier. 617 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:25,985 Um... (chuckles) 618 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,054 Okay. 619 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,323 Crickett told me that Brick is working 620 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,959 on a plan to get rid of Shelby. 621 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,727 And that plan is hiring you 622 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,464 to tank her show. 623 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,899 (sighs) Poor Joel. 624 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,601 Is that what you have to tell yourself 625 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,635 to be okay with this? 626 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,971 First of all, Brick would not set me up like that. 627 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,138 Second of all, 628 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,040 Crickett is not known for getting her facts straight. 629 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,843 And third, why are you so sure that my show is gonna tank? 630 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,912 It's a cabaret about cells. And the human condit... 631 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,046 And the human condition. Okay, look. 632 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,082 If you don't believe me, how about I just stick around 633 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,050 and, uh, see your first run-through, you know. 634 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:58,918 We'll watch the show together. 635 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,621 Yes, that is a wonderful idea. Okay. 636 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,023 Everyone, everyone, let's get your costumes on. 637 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,592 We're gonna do a full run-through. 638 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,764 Okay, so imagine that you just stepped out 639 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,833 of a cab on Madison Avenue. 640 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,768 You walk into the Carlyle. 641 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,937 This is what you see. 642 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,972 * 643 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,412 * We are the plant cells 644 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,847 * Our structure excels 645 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,849 * 'Cause we've got chlorophyll 646 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,751 * And we photosynthesize 647 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,621 * Oxygen, it expels 648 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,823 * From us, the plant cells 649 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,925 * We are rectangular 650 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,461 * And become specialized 651 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,630 * When it comes to reproduction * 652 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:46,098 * We need no instruction today 653 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,100 * 'Cause when we do mitosis 654 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,570 * We replicate our perfect state * 655 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,406 * We are the plant cells 656 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,508 * Flagella sometimes propels 657 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:59,145 * We're green and lean and we reproduce * 658 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,813 Sexually? 659 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,914 * A-sexually. 660 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,883 (all panting) 661 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,020 You're right, my show sucks. 662 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,891 Miss Matthews? 663 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,860 Uh, L-Lavon Hayes. 664 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,928 Uh, I'm the mayor of BlueBell. Good. 665 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,930 Then you can tell me where the bus station is. 666 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,999 Oh, look, you've had a terrible experience here. 667 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,200 So, please allow me a chance 668 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,869 to change your impression. 669 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,004 And why on earth would I do that? 670 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,607 Because the people of BlueBell really love our town. 671 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,141 And we are very afraid 672 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,478 we're gonna lose it. 673 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,879 I mean, if y-your brother ratifies 674 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,881 the upcoming merger with Fillmore, 675 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,016 our-our community 676 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,150 and our unique sense of identity, 677 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,686 and, believe me... 678 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,754 it is unique... 679 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,623 will be gone. 680 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,893 Now, if you spend some time here... 681 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,127 you'll see that for yourself. 682 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,598 You're having a cabaret? 683 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,000 I love cabarets. 684 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,603 If I could do anything in life, it'd be to sing. 685 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,738 Done! Shelby's out, you're in. 686 00:23:58,771 --> 00:23:59,906 (laughing): Heavens no. 687 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,508 I have a voice that would kill cats. 688 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,709 Oh. 689 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,744 But you get me a table front and center, 690 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,013 and I'll stay. 691 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,749 (chuckles) 692 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,619 Bertram Brick Breeland, I am nobody's patsy! 693 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,187 If I had a dollar for every dramatic entrance. 694 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,590 I know that you are using me to tank the show. 695 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:18,791 What I don't know is 696 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,660 how you could do this to me? 697 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,195 I am so sorry, Zoe. This isn't me. 698 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,097 But Shelby was making me so crazy. 699 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,800 I just needed to find a way to get her out of here. 700 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,736 And I-I should've known better than to listen to Lemon. 701 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,270 It was an awful thing to do! 702 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,805 Agree! But I-I... 703 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,006 I'm gonna man up, I'm gonna tell Shelby 704 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,275 to do the show that she wanted to do 705 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,578 and postpone the opening a few weeks, 706 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,012 and really get it right. Good. 707 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:42,615 A.B., great news. Hmm? 708 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:45,151 Uh, the-the governor's sister agreed to stay 709 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,554 just to see the cabaret tonight! Oh, no. 710 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:48,955 Could she come back in a few weeks? 711 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,657 You will open the cabaret tonight. 712 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,158 Whatever it takes. 713 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:53,560 Now, look, we got exactly one more chance 714 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,794 to-to make her love BlueBell 715 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,229 and talk her brother out of the merger. 716 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,798 FRANK: Zoe, what's my lysosome's 717 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,900 motivation? 718 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,236 How do you think the governor's sister 719 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,706 feels about cellular biology? 720 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,747 I think the waterfall is right around this bend. 721 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,148 That's what you said about the last bend. 722 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,050 And the bend before that. (sighs) 723 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:20,853 So, you're heading to law school? 724 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:21,988 Yes, well, 725 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,856 it's between law school, medical school, 726 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,025 or I might become a fashion designer. 727 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:29,195 Sure, those are all very similar. 728 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,864 I have trouble making up my mind. Oh. 729 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:34,734 And how exactly did you come to stay with Lavon? 730 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,669 My parents thought I needed a change of pace. 731 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:37,704 Why was that? 732 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,072 See, my ex-boyfriend was obsessed with two things. 733 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,941 His lawn and other women. 734 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,743 So, when I found out he cheated on me, 735 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,112 I put lime in his hose and killed the lawn. 736 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:48,147 It may have been a step too far. 737 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:51,017 You know though, I think Tansy can appreciate that. 738 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,284 Because when we broke up, uh, 739 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,153 she threw all my clothes out of a trailer window. 740 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,288 So... Now, that's a statement. 741 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,223 So, uh, Scooter. 742 00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,091 We should probably talk about this merger. 743 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,927 I don't know what you've heard, 744 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,962 but it sounds to me like it's moving forward. 745 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:03,996 And it's gonna be great. 746 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,297 And best thing about this merger, 747 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,634 it's gonna end the intertown hostility. 748 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,434 Build some brotherly love. 749 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,369 Give us a chance to work together. 750 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,806 Hmm, I love how you care about peace, Scooter. 751 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:19,979 Hey, there. 752 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,047 Hey. I've been looking for you. 753 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,615 I was just gonna call you. Oh? 754 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,083 Why? Well, uh, 755 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,785 change of plans! I got us, uh, 756 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,654 two tickets for the cabaret tonight. 757 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,756 Your crazy cousin Zoe is directing, 758 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,024 which should be interesting. 759 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,159 Uh, show starts at 9:30, 760 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:34,293 thought I'd pick you up at 9:00 761 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,795 for what will probably be 762 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,797 a terrible night at the theatre. 763 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:40,199 Oh, and by the way, that's theatre with an R-E 764 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,635 because, you know, I'm classy like that. 765 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:44,170 But I was actually coming to cancel our date. 766 00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:46,205 I'm so sorry. My babysitter's sick. 767 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:48,240 She ate some bad tilapia. 768 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,409 Don't you have, like, a million relatives? 769 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,945 I thought that's the big perk of that situation. 770 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:54,246 You got built-in babysitting. 771 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,215 Yeah, you know, they're all going, 772 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,184 they're all going to see, my, uh, great-uncle tonight. 773 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,019 He, um, he also had 774 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,353 the tilapia. 775 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:03,389 Yeah. You okay? 776 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,392 Yeah, you just, you know, 777 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:10,029 you did that, uh, hair thing again. 778 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:10,997 Oh, did I mess it up or something? 779 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,098 No, no. 780 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,833 No. 781 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,034 You have a good night, Vivian. 782 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,303 I'm sorry, Wade. 783 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,043 (sighs) 784 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,912 I'm beginning to think this waterfall is 785 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,914 just another figment of your overactive imagination, Tucker. 786 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,048 Like your legal skills. (laughs) 787 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,784 Does that mouth of yours ever stop flapping, McGreevy? 788 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,153 Uh-oh, somebody miss nap time? 789 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,888 What is it-- you thirsty? 790 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:36,789 You hungry? 791 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,357 You jealous that I ended up with Tansy 792 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,126 and your new girlfriend has crazy eyes? Uh-oh. 793 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,193 What did you just say? 794 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,161 Okay, you're gonna want to retract 795 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,730 those words immediately. Your problem is not 796 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:45,231 with Lynly, it's with me. 797 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,265 Let's all calm down. 798 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,499 What's with all the aggression? 799 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:51,437 We're just a couple of pals out for a friendly hike, right? 800 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,205 Is that right, pal? 801 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:55,307 Are you gonna really stand there 802 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,409 and tell me that Fillmore doesn't plan 803 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,011 on wiping BlueBell off the map 804 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,079 and call it a merger? 805 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,981 Whoa, bad info. 806 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,149 Incorrect. 807 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,350 Ah. 808 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,818 Is it also incorrect information 809 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,820 that you want to bulldoze our town square, 810 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,022 put up a mall called the Gainey Shopping Center? 811 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,257 Oh, my God, that's awful! 812 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:14,026 What kind of monster would do that? 813 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,229 Scott may be many things, but he is not a monster. 814 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,464 And he doesn't lie. Hmm. 815 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:19,465 Not to me. 816 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:20,632 Hmm. Scott? 817 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,835 How could you possibly know about the shopping center? 818 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,004 Only three people know about that plan. 819 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,840 Did you spy on me? 820 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,141 For them? 821 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:31,343 I'm sorry, Scooter. I shouldn't have done it. 822 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,013 Apology not accepted. 823 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,247 From either of you. 824 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:36,983 I didn't apologize. I'm going home. 825 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,952 Alone. I suggest you stay in BlueBell with your friends, 826 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,221 and think about where your loyalties really lie 827 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,757 before I bulldoze right over them. 828 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:45,457 But what about Dolly? 829 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,358 I'll feed her. 830 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,127 But I'm telling her what her mother did. 831 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,063 Tried to save a town. 832 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,399 That's what her mother did. Tell Dolly that! 833 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:56,202 And don't you go lying to that dog about me! 834 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,805 SHELBY: I don't get it. 835 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,140 You convinced me that this was the way to go. 836 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,474 You said cells sell. 837 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,944 But at the dress rehearsal 838 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,879 we realized that One Cellular Sensation! 839 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:09,782 isn't all that we hoped it would be. 840 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,218 Really? 841 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,253 Well, see, I just don't think BlueBell is-is 842 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,322 ready for something so ambitious. 843 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,958 Classics are classics for a reason. 844 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:19,892 I think you should go back to 845 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,427 what you were working on when Dash quit 846 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,195 and-and get that ready for tonight. 847 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,431 Brick Breeland, 848 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,565 what is really going on here? 849 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,801 Look. 850 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:33,405 I was trying to tank your show. 851 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,241 'Cause... 852 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,277 I wanted to get rid of you. 853 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,046 It's horrible. 854 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:42,014 I know, I-I, but I... 855 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,382 I just couldn't take it anymore. 856 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,951 You blew into town. 857 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,185 You-you take over my life. 858 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,486 I'm a grown man, I should've been able 859 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,055 to say no to you. 860 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:51,123 But you give me that look. 861 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,959 That-that look that's-that's like 862 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,461 a tractor beam, and I can't resist you. 863 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,596 How could you...? 864 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,831 Shelby? 865 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,199 Oh. 866 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,242 Okay, thank you, Brick. 867 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,411 Bye. 868 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,512 Shelby and the baby are okay. 869 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,381 But her blood pressure is low, 870 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:16,482 so she's on bed rest. 871 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,317 She's gonna be fine. Oh, thank God. 872 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,619 The only thing to figure out now is the show. 873 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,254 You're still doing the show? 874 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,090 Yes. To save BlueBell. 875 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,059 But I was hoping 876 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:29,428 that you would do the show. 877 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,063 You know, you have all that 878 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,965 actual theater experience. 879 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,067 And right now, BlueBell really needs that experience. 880 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,638 Uh... 881 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,307 Okay, okay, yeah, okay, uh, 882 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,975 I just need some time to come up 883 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,044 with a thematic through line, uh, do a little research... 884 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:45,844 You got two hours. 885 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,246 Or I could jump right in. Okay. 886 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,247 All right. 887 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,149 Listen up, everybody. 888 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,551 Shelby is out. 889 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,020 (all groan) I know. 890 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,121 She was our nucleus. 891 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:56,655 But now just imagine 892 00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,326 a new nuclear membrane 893 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,395 is forming around you. 894 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:04,630 I'm not feeling this metaphor. 895 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,298 Me neither. Sorry. 896 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,167 I'm lost. Joel is your new director! 897 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,902 Oh! What? 898 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,637 Yes, and we're gonna go back to the more traditional cabaret 899 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,172 that you guys were preparing. 900 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,007 Our only numbers in that other show 901 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,508 was between Shelby's wardrobe changes. 902 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,610 Without her, 903 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,947 we got a 12-minute cabaret. 904 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:24,083 Well, then it will be 12 minutes no one will ever forget. 905 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:25,985 Okay? 906 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:27,219 All right, let's, uh, take it from the top. 907 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,455 (chattering) 908 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,591 SHELBY: This cabaret has been 909 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,426 my dream since I was a little girl. 910 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:38,630 And I was so close to making it happen. 911 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,499 Can't bed rest start tomorrow? 912 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,034 I'm afraid not. 913 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,003 We just can't take any chances. 914 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:46,505 It was really sweet, what you said earlier. 915 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,573 Oh, what? 916 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,375 That you were ruining my life? 917 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:52,278 About not being able to resist me. 918 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,314 I like having that effect on you. 919 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,382 (laughs softly) 920 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,050 But I don't want to drive you crazy. 921 00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:00,252 That's not fair to you. 922 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:02,254 Well, I... I was thinking, you know... 923 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:05,557 It-it's... it's only crazy-making 924 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,659 if I try and resist you, and... 925 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,496 ...there is another option. 926 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,131 There is? 927 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,566 I mean, I... could just 928 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,602 stop resisting. 929 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,176 We can never tell Lemon. 930 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:26,212 Mm-mm. (laughs) 931 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,218 Oh, you are doing that thing 932 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,752 right now, right now. Th-that tractor beam thing. 933 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,688 Well, there is just one more thing 934 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,991 I need your help with. 935 00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,426 (Tansy whoops) 936 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,528 Wow. That is, like, 19 straight. 937 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:43,996 That's a new record, I think. 938 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,297 (laughs) 939 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,732 Seriously, how do you do that? 940 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:47,633 The trick is 941 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,301 to look at the shot glass, not the quarter. 942 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,302 LYNLY: You know what? 943 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,404 Scooter is a jerk. 944 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,206 Even drunk, she speaks the truth. 945 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,742 (snorts) LYNLY: A person can be nice to a dog 946 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:59,245 and still be a jerk to a person. 947 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:00,712 You are amazing. 948 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:06,552 And I think you deserve a million times better than... 949 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,120 (yawns) 950 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,388 ...a bicycle. 951 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,323 I think you're falling asleep. 952 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,059 I am not... 953 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:15,294 One second. 954 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:23,202 All right. 955 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,537 You want to go out and get some air or something? 956 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:26,605 Yeah. (laughs) 957 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,179 * 958 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,181 LAVON: All right, here we are. 959 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,782 Best seats in the house, as promised. 960 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:37,783 Nice work, Mayor Hayes. 961 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,151 SHERIFF BILL: Mayor Hayes, 962 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,819 there's something I want to say to you. 963 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,156 Now, everyone's really upset about this merger. 964 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,424 Here we go. 965 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:46,758 I speak for all of us 966 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,061 when I say that there isn't anything 967 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:50,362 we wouldn't do for BlueBell, 968 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,663 or for you. 969 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,434 Thanks, Sheriff Bill. 970 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,769 Yeah, well... 971 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,238 I'm not supposed to be out here. 972 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,639 Breaking the fourth wall. 973 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,441 Uh, right. 974 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,248 * 975 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,283 (audience applauds) 976 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,655 Hello, there. Welcome to... 977 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,125 What you doin'? I'm introducing the cabaret. 978 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,192 TOM: Oh, good, I could use a drink. 979 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,228 WANDA: No, I'm introducing the cab-a-ret, 980 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,096 not cab-er-net. So you can't drink it? 981 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:25,664 No, it's a show! Gesundheit! 982 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,099 (rimshot) WANDA: Oh, no, I wasn't... 983 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,234 TOM: You know what helps 984 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:29,468 when you're feeling under the weather? 985 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,237 WANDA: What helps when you're feeling under the weather? 986 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,538 An umbrella! What a joke! 987 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,240 Have you got another? 988 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,275 I can't give you my other one. Why not? 989 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,743 I'm saving it for a rainy day. 990 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,379 (scattered laughter) 991 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,414 (applause) Ha. Ha, ha. 992 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:45,651 I could only do so much. 993 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,324 * 994 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,228 * Daisy, Daisy 995 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:59,365 * Give me your answer, do 996 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:03,569 * I'm half crazy 997 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,772 * All for the love of you 998 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:10,709 * It won't be a stylish marriage * 999 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:14,513 * I can't afford a carriage 1000 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,582 * But you'll look sweet 1001 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,550 (material tearing) * Upon the seat 1002 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,520 * Of a bicycle built for two. 1003 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,255 (polite applause) 1004 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:29,161 That's it? 1005 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,396 Yeah. 1006 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,398 Good-bye, BlueBell. 1007 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,533 Yeah. 1008 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,635 (audience whispering) 1009 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:41,207 * I'm just... 1010 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:48,280 * A Broadway baby 1011 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,883 * Waitin' for the one big chance * 1012 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:57,356 * To be in a show 1013 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,591 * Oh, gee 1014 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,660 * I'd like to be 1015 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,962 * On some marquee 1016 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:07,299 * All twinkling lights 1017 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,602 * A spark to pierce the dark 1018 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,372 * From Battery Park 1019 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,308 * To Washington Heights (audience whoops) 1020 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:20,912 * Some day maybe 1021 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:25,484 * All my dreams will be repaid 1022 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,787 * Heck, I'd even play the maid 1023 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,590 * To be in a... 1024 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:36,295 * Show. 1025 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,330 (applause) 1026 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:40,866 (cheering) 1027 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:43,602 Now that is something I have never seen before. 1028 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:46,972 This is quite an unusual town. 1029 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:01,820 (people talking, laughing) 1030 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,355 Thank you. 1031 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,591 Oh, you shouldn't have... hey. 1032 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:06,625 Thanks. 1033 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:09,461 LAVON: I'm so happy you enjoyed the show. 1034 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:10,396 I did. Yeah. 1035 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,598 But you know what stands out even more? 1036 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:15,301 How much the people of BlueBell love their town. 1037 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,868 That message has come across 1038 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,570 loud and clear since I got here. 1039 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:21,307 These mergers are actually 1040 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,542 Lieutenant Governor Byrd's pet project. 1041 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,043 I'm going to call my brother 1042 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,413 and insist that he make him come visit. 1043 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:28,647 Oh... 1044 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,981 Thank you so much, Miss Matthews! 1045 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:32,017 Good luck to you. 1046 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,854 (laughs) We should celebrate! 1047 00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,556 Ice cream? No more ice cream. 1048 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:41,293 But I can think of another way we could celebrate. 1049 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:42,394 Oh... Mm-hmm. 1050 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,929 Ooh... 1051 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:45,263 (laughing) 1052 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:48,967 (exhales) 1053 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,704 Wade. 1054 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:53,772 Hey. 1055 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,574 I hope it's okay I came by. 1056 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,809 I guess I should've called first. 1057 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,345 It's okay. Harley's sleeping. 1058 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:00,879 What's... going on? 1059 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,348 Well, uh... 1060 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:03,582 I guess... 1061 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,751 I'm actually a... a little confused. 1062 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,353 I thought we were having fun. 1063 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:08,354 I'm into you, 1064 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:09,621 seemed like you were kind of 1065 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:10,722 into me... I am. 1066 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,424 So what's the problem? 1067 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,825 I don't want to tell you. I'm embarrassed. 1068 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,026 Oh, crap. 1069 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,362 (whispering): Hey, is it contagious? 1070 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,763 No. 1071 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,598 Truth is, 1072 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,999 I didn't want to go to the cabaret tonight 1073 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,868 because it starts at 9:30. 1074 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,570 I'm a single mother. 1075 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:25,971 I have a little boy who gets me up 1076 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,439 at 5:30 in the morning. 1077 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,440 I have a job that I love 1078 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:29,274 and I can't afford to lose, 1079 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,510 and I wanted to hang, I tried to hang, 1080 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,044 but I just can't, and I didn't want to tell you 1081 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,045 that I'm a tired old loser. 1082 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,981 I can handle a tired old loser, 1083 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:39,518 you know, especially when she's as hot 1084 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:40,919 and gorgeous 1085 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:43,021 and all-around hot and gorgeous as you are. 1086 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,022 (laughs) Yeah? 1087 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,457 Oh, yeah. 1088 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,460 So... 1089 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:51,397 it is 9:45. 1090 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,732 What do you normally do at 9:45? 1091 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,501 I watch TV. 1092 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:56,735 Amazing. I love TV. 1093 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,736 Would you like to come in? 1094 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:58,937 Thought you'd never ask. 1095 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,972 * 1096 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,979 TANSY: Sorry for what I said about Lynly. 1097 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,548 She's sweet. 1098 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,583 Despite the cuckoo-bird eyes. 1099 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,386 Okay. 1100 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:17,423 There's a chance I was more bothered by you 1101 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,458 having a new girlfriend than I wanted to admit. 1102 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,795 I get it. 1103 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,864 I mean, it was, uh... (laughs) 1104 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,533 it was not easy 1105 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,568 for me to see you with Scooter McGreevy. 1106 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:30,702 But if you like the guy, 1107 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,838 then he's gotta have at least... 1108 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:33,972 I don't know... 1109 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,907 one redeeming quality. 1110 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,843 Yeah, I don't know. 1111 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,845 Maybe he is just a jerk. 1112 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,979 Yeah. 1113 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,113 Lynly's right. 1114 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:43,715 I... I shouldn't be with someone 1115 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:45,083 just 'cause he's good to my dog. 1116 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,521 You cold? Yeah. 1117 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:50,756 Here. 1118 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,724 I... (clears throat) 1119 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,126 am super warm, so you 1120 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,463 can have my sweatshirt. 1121 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:58,464 Thanks. 1122 00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:00,632 Free of charge, all right? 1123 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:01,967 Aw... That better? 1124 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,735 Yeah. All right. 1125 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,504 (sighs) 1126 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:07,773 Sometimes I think I never should have let you go. 1127 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,911 * 1128 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,493 Man, Shelby has got a set of pipes on her! 1129 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:29,194 I'm sorry that I've been so crazy. 1130 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:31,663 Hey, for the record, 1131 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:34,232 I completely believe 1132 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,101 in your creative abilities. 1133 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,837 It's just that a musical about biology 1134 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,171 didn't seem like it was gonna get 1135 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,840 the best reception from the... 1136 00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:43,174 from the general public. 1137 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,544 Just... I need to know that you know 1138 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,178 that I can do anything. 1139 00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:49,615 I do. Really? 1140 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:51,917 In fact, I'm actually feeling a little sad 1141 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,785 that I didn't get to hear more of your songs. 1142 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,253 What? 1143 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,888 Buddy... Mm-hmm? 1144 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:58,023 ...hold on to your socks! 1145 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,195 (clears throat) 1146 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:05,196 * 1147 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:06,532 Oh, boy. 1148 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:07,799 (laughs) 1149 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,802 * The minute I ate that bad beef * 1150 00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:13,905 * The contamination spread through my system * 1151 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:16,608 * You stink, E. coli 1152 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:19,778 * You're a rod-shaped bacterium * 1153 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:23,715 * You give me nausea, shakes and delirium * 1154 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:26,184 * You punch me right in the gut * 1155 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:30,021 * Hurt my head, my butt, and cause me misery * 1156 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,624 * Hey, E. coli 1157 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:35,861 * Spend... 1158 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,963 * A little less time with me. 1159 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:42,133 (laughing)