1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:02,603 Zoe, I love you, but I don't even know if I can write here. 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,972 You're gonna fall in love with BlueBell. 3 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:06,274 I don't have any interest in being part 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,741 of an organization that would ask me 5 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,510 to remove gum from the sidewalk. 6 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,879 There is this girl, Zoe. Zoe Hart? I love her. 7 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,547 I called off my wedding for her. 8 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,949 Then I found out I was too late, 'cause she slept with Wade. 9 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,418 Luckily, the solution is simple. 10 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:18,852 Write a song about your pain. 11 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:20,654 I'm Lemon Breeland. I go by Peter. 12 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,556 Aren't you gonna miss your flight? It can wait a couple more hours. 13 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:23,957 GEORGE: We are not going to get together. 14 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,294 Lavon would break my kneecaps. 15 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,162 (screaming) ZOE: George? 16 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,697 I need a doctor, and it can't be Brick. 17 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,435 George! Hey! 18 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,437 Just the guy I'm looking for. 19 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,107 I have something for you. 20 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,709 Nope. No, thank you. 21 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,844 Well, try it. 22 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:47,047 It's whitefish salad from Russ & Daughters! No! 23 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,016 No, thank you. 24 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,051 You know, it was a gesture, just to say 25 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,753 that we have put everything behind us, 26 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:53,887 and that we're friends now. 27 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,223 (laughs) 28 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,725 No, we are not friends. 29 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,560 Incorrect. We are friends. 30 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,062 Remember the other week, when I fixed your hand, 31 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,098 I sewed you up, and we chatted? 32 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:08,369 There was bonding, repair, bridges once crumbled, rebuilt. 33 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,539 I called you out of desperation. 34 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,141 Fine. 35 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,277 Next time you get an appendage stuck in some girl's zipper, 36 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,778 have Brick deal with it. 37 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,548 He will not be as gentle as I. 38 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:28,956 Wade, my old pal, as you may surmise, I will have my usual. 39 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,858 Meat Lover's Omelet-- hold the meat, hold the yolks, 40 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,660 hold the potatoes, don't butter the toast. 41 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,027 Got it. 42 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,429 Doc, can I get you anything? 43 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,097 I'm on my way to the office. Just a coffee to go. 44 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,432 Will do. 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,502 What are we smiling at? 46 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,036 Just, I've never had a usual. 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,105 I really like it. 48 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:47,040 I'm settling into a nice routine here. 49 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,943 You know, I-I write in the morning, I have lunch, 50 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,612 take a taxi over to Gulf Shores 51 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,247 to get my double caramel Macchiato. 52 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,383 Maybe it's time to learn how to drive. 53 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,084 No way. I'm the only person 54 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,652 keeping Yellow Cab Company in business. 55 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,121 Well, you and BlueBell seem to be hitting it off. 56 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:04,325 I'd say our future is very promising. 57 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,197 Oh, now, my dear, go save lives. 58 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,465 I have a book to write. 59 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:24,144 My short story takes place in London. 60 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,880 This helps set the mood. 61 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,081 Oh. 62 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,318 Oh. 63 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:33,020 Is he gonna camp out there all day 64 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,388 hogging the only outlet? 65 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,489 'Cause Frank's gonna have a cow. 66 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,557 Shut up! 67 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,292 Joel-- he's doing good. You know, he has 68 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,160 a place to write, he has friends. 69 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:43,697 And it's all thanks to my acclimation program. 70 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,098 (women laughing) 71 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,935 Hey, ladies, some good gossip? 72 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,304 Oh, it's nothing. 73 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,105 Just Dash's weekly poll. 74 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,309 You know: Should we get a traffic light? Who wore it best? 75 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,977 WADE: Oh, turns out it was Delma at Bingo night. 76 00:02:57,044 --> 00:03:00,180 58% thinks we should do Oklahoma as the town musical, 77 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,316 42% think that the Rammer Jammer 78 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,685 should have soft serve, and 13% thinks 79 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,720 Joel is the right guy for Zoe Hart. 80 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,557 Hey, 13%! Ain't half bad. 81 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,992 You! Are you somehow behind this? 82 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,061 Dash's blog poll? 83 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,596 Yeah, caught me red-handed. 84 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,598 See, I took a computer class, learned hacking, 85 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,333 and I made it into the mainframe. 86 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,469 It was pretty tough, but I did it. 87 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,604 No, I did not. 88 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,539 Matter of fact, I voted yes. 89 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,241 Well, I don't get it. 90 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,510 You know, how could they not think that he's right for me? 91 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,844 Don't they like him? 92 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,880 What's not to like? 93 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,094 (jet engines whooshing) 94 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,096 (seagulls calling) 95 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,432 (birds singing) 96 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,042 Something I can help you with, ladies? 97 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:05,012 Not a thing. Just discussing Belle business. 98 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,480 With an actual Belle. Mm. 99 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,849 ELODIE: And how you stood up Tanner Hughes at 100 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,451 the Halloween Masquerade. 101 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,453 And the possibility that you just may be mentally ill. 102 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,588 Okay, well, thank you for your concern, 103 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,957 but I ended my date with Tanner early 104 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,359 because I met someone better. 105 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,828 His name is Peter, and he's a news producer. 106 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,763 So, where is he? 107 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,799 Well, he had to leave the next day on an extended assignment 108 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,968 to Scotland, and then he's off to Vancouver. 109 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,603 Oh, Lemon, dear, 110 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,606 you literally have a figurative boyfriend in Canada. 111 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,042 Well, he's not my boyfriend, and I assure you, 112 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,879 he is very charming, very handsome and very real. 113 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,414 This is my in. 114 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,882 Lemon's making up 115 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,183 fake boyfriends. 116 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,552 If she's desperate enough to do that, 117 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,086 she's desperate enough to take me back! 118 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,955 I thought you said you were done with her. 119 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:51,392 As long as she's so pretty and I'm so... me, 120 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,394 "done" is a four-letter word. 121 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,028 Morning, Lemon. Ah. 122 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,297 Ladies, fortifying ourselves for the big day, I see. 123 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,932 Our gazebo made 124 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,268 the Gazebos of Alabama Calendar for the first time. 125 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,270 We're February. Congratulations, Lavon. 126 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,439 Competition for that is fierce. 127 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,508 Yeah. Well, I'm not content with just February. 128 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,909 You know, shortest month of the year. 129 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,444 I want the cover. 130 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,779 Well, don't you worry, Lavon. 131 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,113 The Belles will not let you down. 132 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,448 We are off to make that gazebo 133 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,249 look like St. Valentine himself. 134 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,985 If he were made of 4,000 135 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,820 pink roses. 136 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,161 Are you crazy, Lavon? 137 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,798 Putting Crickett in charge of a major public relations project? 138 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,200 Well-well, the gazebo falls under Belle jurisdiction. 139 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,935 Wait, look, I-I know 140 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,472 you left them ladies behind, but you think you might help out? 141 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,973 Just this once? 142 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,210 Nope. I'm sorry, Lavon. 143 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,413 Good luck to you. 144 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,717 (sighs) 145 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,787 (clearing her throat) 146 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,990 Are you aware that 87% of people in this town 147 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,892 don't think Joel and I should belong together? 148 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,961 What? Have you not read Dash's poll? 149 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,730 Well, I-I read about the soft serve. 150 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,364 It was right after the soft serve! 151 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:06,366 Yeah, I'm a single-issue voter, so... 152 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,502 Come on. You know, it's obvious. 153 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,937 They don't like Joel. 154 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,972 You didn't either, until a few days ago. 155 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,474 Well, that is true. 156 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,008 My God, it's all my fault. 157 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,511 You know, I've been so busy selling Joel on BlueBell, 158 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,980 that I've neglected to sell BlueBell on Joel! 159 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,649 Why do you care so much? 160 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,784 Because these are my people, you know? 161 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,318 I want them to root for us! 162 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,554 Oh, give it time, Zoe. 163 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,088 Joel is an acquired taste. 164 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,523 Just like you. 165 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,525 Yeah, and it stunk when I didn't fit in. 166 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,928 We need to make him popular, pronto. 167 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,130 You know what would help? Mm. 168 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:41,401 An endorsement from an esteemed public figure. 169 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,871 You want me to issue a mayoral decree 170 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,006 that all people like your boyfriend? 171 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,508 Yes. 172 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,209 Come on, you're supposed to be my best friend. 173 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,612 Yeah, and I forgot how exhausting it could be. 174 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:55,449 Fine. I will take care of this myself. 175 00:06:57,485 --> 00:07:02,422 No, no, no, no... 176 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,925 Thank you so much, Mrs. Gorey. Good to see you. 177 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,227 Good morning, George. (gasps) 178 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,297 Lynly? You're... you're back? 179 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,965 Came in last night. Great. 180 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,434 That is... that is great, and now you're in my... 181 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,169 you're in my office. 182 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,506 Uh, please tell me you have something on under that coat. 183 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,775 I totally deserve that. (anxious laugh) 184 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,044 How's your finger? Uh, it... 185 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,513 It is better. 186 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,580 It's back to normal, actually. It can point 187 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,081 to the exit. You see that? 188 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,183 I took a practice LSAT while I was in Texas. 189 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,451 Did pretty well. 190 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,587 So, despite the fact that I was 191 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,255 mainly trying to seduce you, 192 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:38,458 guess some of the stuff you were teaching me sunk in. 193 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:41,695 So, I got you this. 194 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,396 That's-that's not gonna explode or anything? 195 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,765 (wry laugh) No. 196 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,601 It's a biography of Thurgood Marshall. 197 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,369 Please consider it 198 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:53,473 a very small token of my very humongous apology. 199 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,009 Thank you. 200 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,377 And don't worry. 201 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:59,680 I'll stay out of your way from now on. 202 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:02,249 Good-bye, George Tucker. 203 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,821 I don't want to learn how to drive a car. 204 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,023 As an environmentalist, I'm worried about emissions. 205 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,860 As a New Yorker, I'm worried about driving a car. 206 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,628 Everyone in BlueBell drives. 207 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,496 How else are you going to get to your movies in Mobile? 208 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,766 Or the fishing hole in Daphne? 209 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,234 I saw every movie in Mobile three years ago. 210 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,370 And I don't fish. Well... 211 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,774 no better time than now to start. 212 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,375 I bet you're gonna love it. 213 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,645 Also, I got you this 214 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:35,382 to keep your eyes out of the sun while you're doing it. 215 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:38,652 I... wh... 216 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,287 What is going on with you? 217 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,757 I want us to be more integral to our community, you know? 218 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:47,060 And... and if, in doing so, we are 219 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,764 embraced by an acceptable 66% of it, great. 220 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,134 You know? Ten and two, start the car. 221 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,804 No, I... no. 222 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,706 Zoe. Zoe, turn this car off. 223 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,408 Just put your foot on the gas. I'm not putting my foot on the gas. 224 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,676 Push down on the gas. I am not... 225 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,111 Push down on the gas! 226 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,145 I'm not putting my foot down! Push it! 227 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,014 (engine revving) 228 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,348 (thudding) 229 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,650 (gasps) 230 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,523 Good heavens! Did you all not see me right here? 231 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,691 Oh, I see stars. 232 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,426 ZOE: Oh, my God, Reverend. 233 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,128 So sorry. Aah. Are you okay? 234 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,395 Breaking news, BlueBell. 235 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:27,935 Zoe's new beau just rear-ended our revered Reverend. 236 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,703 This man just can't catch a break. 237 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,705 Or seem to find one. 238 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,380 Reverend Mayfair, don't blame Joel-- it's all my fault. 239 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,850 I don't know if you saw the Blawker's weekly poll, 240 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,853 but only 13% of the people think that I should be with him. 241 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,088 And I'm sure the number's even less after hitting you. 242 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,023 I was just trying to help him out. 243 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,359 Zoe, please-- accidents happen. 244 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,795 I don't blame Joel. He's new; he's learning. 245 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,664 He seems like an outstanding fella. 246 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,298 I'm glad you met him. 247 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,466 He is! 248 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,901 You know... 249 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,671 if only the whole town could see that, too. 250 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,873 Hey, you know what? 251 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,074 You have 252 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,743 the entire town's ears every Sunday. 253 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,411 I have a great idea. 254 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,947 What if this Sunday, you preach a "Love Thy Neighbor"? 255 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,482 Thy new neighbor? 256 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:19,619 Zoe, uh, I am not the all-request DJ at WWJD. 257 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,789 I already have my sermon all set to go. 258 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,292 My in-laws are in town, the wife is on edge 259 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,227 because we are sleep-training the twins. 260 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,296 I barely have time to eat my dinner, 261 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,298 much less rewrite my sermon. 262 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,700 I know what you need: 263 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,167 Some R & R. 264 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,202 Doctor's orders. 265 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,837 And then wake up in the morning, 266 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,171 write your new sermon 267 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,506 with fresh eyes. 268 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,809 Lovely as that sounds, Beverly's parents are here 269 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,844 because I have the Tween Adventure Camp tomorrow. 270 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,814 24 hours of zip-lining, hiking 271 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,349 and communing with nature slash the Lord. 272 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,720 Well, what if Joel and I led the camping trip? 273 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,854 I am a great zip-liner. 274 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,689 Mmm... No, I am. 275 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:56,990 I have zip-lined 276 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,059 at Club Meds on three continents! 277 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,193 And Joel? 278 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,729 Half of his book 279 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,330 takes place in the wilderness. 280 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,631 He'll be great. 281 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,867 Well, it would be lovely to get away 282 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,635 just for a night, alone, 283 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,338 me and the missus, no kids. 284 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,605 (inhales) 285 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,275 All right. I'm in. 286 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,609 Mazel tov. 287 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,145 Hallelujah. (chuckles) 288 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,848 Ow. 289 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,115 Hey, Lemon. What's up? 290 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,751 These are for you. (chuckles) 291 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,418 Meatball, we've been through this. 292 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,054 Right. Of course. 293 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,456 You'd rather be with an imaginary guy from Canada than me. 294 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,924 Peter? 295 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,994 Even the name's not realistic. 296 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,964 Elodie and I checked the guest list 297 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,766 for the masquerade party last week. 298 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,034 No sign of any Peter. 299 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,503 That is because he used his boss's invitation. 300 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,038 I'm sure he did, dear. 301 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,707 First you told people you were dating Wade, then Peter. 302 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,577 Who's next, Santa Claus? 303 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,646 Okay, you know, I don't know if you ladies know this, 304 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,048 but that lovely vine you planted 305 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,184 back there is kudzu. By tomorrow morning, 306 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,752 it will have strangled your entire garden. 307 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,520 So... good luck to you. 308 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,790 Kudzu? Kudzu?! 309 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,391 This never would've happened 310 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,658 under Lemon's reign. 311 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,594 Right, ladies? 312 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,063 Well... we'll just clear it out then. 313 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,664 (chuckles) Clear it out. 314 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,935 Yeah. Just clear it out! 315 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,669 Dig! Dig, dig, 316 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,537 dig, dig, dig! 317 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,738 (pants) 318 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,908 Faster! (laughs nervously) 319 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,242 WALLY: All right, folks, 320 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,911 tonight's pub quiz is a close one. 321 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,145 Shula and Cody 322 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,814 are in the lead. George and Tom, 323 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,915 one point behind. 324 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,417 Our next question: 325 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,819 How long... 326 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,686 did the Hundred Year War last? 327 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,387 (bell dings) 328 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,422 116 years. 329 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,423 Correct! 330 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,424 (grunts) Boom! 331 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,691 In your face, 332 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,960 Shula! Oh... 333 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,962 Ah. Ooh. (grunts) 334 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,364 Tom, sweetie, Lemon said I could leave early. 335 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,967 But George and I are about to take the lead. 336 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:50,437 Yes, but it's Friday night. 337 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,972 Aw. Oh... 338 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,673 I have to go. It's Friday night. 339 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,442 That's-that's fine. That's fine. I can go home. 340 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,911 No, no, no-- Team Long/Tucker is tied for first. 341 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,712 Dang it. Wait. It's... 342 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,148 Tom, really, it's no big deal. 343 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,983 You don't have to... What are you doing? 344 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,118 Here? Wally, I am invoking 345 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,855 rule number 24, replacement teammate. 346 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,189 (quietly): I saw her 347 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,624 mouthing answers over there. She's real good. 348 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,128 Uh... I can go. Hey, you don't have to stay if you don't... 349 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:19,867 WALLY: Our next question is for you oceanography buffs. 350 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,469 What is the deepest part of the ocean? 351 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,606 You know it? 352 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,474 Go ahead. 353 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,375 (bell dings) 354 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,442 The Mariana Trench. 355 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,277 Correct! 356 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,711 (crowd cheering) 357 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,481 And now George and his new partner Lynly 358 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,449 take the lead. Oh, man! 359 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,450 I knew that one. 360 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,519 Sure you did, dummy. 361 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,722 You keep answering questions like that, you can stick around. 362 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,590 Really? 363 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,691 Yeah. Just... 364 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,725 stay on your side of the barrel. 365 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,960 Okay? (chuckles) 366 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,032 Hi, Lavon. 367 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,500 What are you doing here? 368 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,635 Well, I'm here to ask you-- uh, to beg you, really-- 369 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,205 would you please reconsider helping out with the gazebo? 370 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,173 I mean, Crickett has completely cracked under pressure. 371 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,442 And I need this, uh, we need this 372 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,643 to go well. 373 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,112 For BlueBell's dignity. 374 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,716 Okay. 375 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,451 Yes, I'm in. 376 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,185 You are? 377 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,020 Yes. 378 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,988 (chuckles) But... 379 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,990 in return, I need you to help me prove 380 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,092 that the man that I met at the masquerade party 381 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,627 the other day exists. 382 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,029 His name's Peter. 383 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,663 Yeah, o-okay. 384 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,465 Uh, what's his last name? 385 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,800 That's the thing... (chuckles) 386 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,202 I don't know. 387 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,471 Wow, okay, well, not a lot to work with. 388 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,274 Uh, but don't worry, Lemon, we will find your man. 389 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,375 (chuckles) 390 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:35,943 Deal? 391 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,544 Deal. 392 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,212 All right. (chuckles) 393 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,347 Correct! 394 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,917 And our winners tonight are George Tucker 395 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,218 and Lynly Hayes. 396 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,020 Give 'em a hand, y'all! Yes! 397 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,655 We trounced the competition. 398 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,789 More like destroyed. 399 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,158 Demolished. Obliterated. 400 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226 Extirpated. Extirpated? 401 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,561 To pull up from the roots. 402 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,695 To destroy completely. 403 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,064 I get in trivia mode, and... 404 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,665 the mind starts going, okay? 405 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,233 Okay. No, I get it completely. 406 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,235 This is why my parents sent me here. 407 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,971 Oh, really? To play, uh, pub games 408 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,572 with your former one-night stand? 409 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,040 To have good clean fun. 410 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,675 Yeah, well... 411 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,377 this was fun. 412 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,679 And nobody got any body parts zipped up 413 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,747 into somebody else's clothing, so there's that. 414 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,117 You are not gonna let me live that down, are you? 415 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,119 No, I am not. (chuckles) 416 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,687 You want to do it again sometime? 417 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,022 I mean, not the zipper thing. 418 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,458 The-the good clean, unbloody fun. 419 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,194 I'd love that. 420 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,928 Yeah? Uh, I think they got a... 421 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,464 darts tournament here tomorrow afternoon, if you're into it. 422 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,267 Then I guess I'll see you tomorrow, George. 423 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,469 Okay. Yes, you will. Go, team. 424 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,471 All right. 425 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,544 Ooh! (chuckles) Hi. 426 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,450 (grunting softly) 427 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,022 (sighs) 428 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,489 Something's different. 429 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,624 I've been shopping. 430 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,192 Getting all sorts of ready. 431 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,995 Sleeping bag, tent, chest harness. 432 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,430 Did we join the Israeli army? 433 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,698 Oh, no. Literally the opposite. 434 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,968 Me, you, a Christian youth group 435 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,137 zip-lining! 436 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,604 Yeah, no, we're not doing that. 437 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,573 Oh, no-- yes, we are. It's gonna be great! 438 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,907 This may surprise you, 439 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,509 but I am tragically, deathly 440 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,644 afraid of heights. 441 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,778 No, you're not. 442 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,380 Oh, yes, I assure you, I am. 443 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,115 But an entire section of your novel takes place 444 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,683 on top of a mountain. Yes, but I didn't write it 445 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,186 on top of a mountain. I wrote it in a duplex. 446 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,787 I can't even go on the High Line 447 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,189 without taking a Valium. 448 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,059 (sighs) I-I promised Reverend Mayfair. 449 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,327 Oh, no. Is this because of the accident? 450 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,563 Yeah, I already sent him a fruit basket, you know, 451 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,565 an expensive one-- like, not one of those where there's, like, 452 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,800 one star fruit on top of a ton of cantaloupe. 453 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,435 It's more than the accident. No, I can't go. 454 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,204 You don't understand... I do have a phobia... 455 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,073 which I definitely do... Please don't make me tell you... 456 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,308 I don't like the outdoors! I really don't want to tell you. 457 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,443 I have allergies, my neck hurts If I say it, I'm going to regret it. 458 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,711 if I don't use my memory foam... We have to go because only 13% 459 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,046 of the people in this town 460 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,181 think you're the right guy for me. 461 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,549 I'm sorry. What? 462 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,085 There was this poll. 463 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,120 But it doesn't matter 'cause we can fix it. 464 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,289 With Reverend Mayfair's endorsement, 465 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,624 people will see how great you are. 466 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,792 Then they'll see 467 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,959 how great we are. 468 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,661 Come on. We have to go camping. 469 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,862 (chuckles) 470 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,664 I'm not going camping. 471 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,133 Wait. Yes, you are. 472 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,901 No. No, I'm not. You know, 473 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,370 if the people of BlueBell don't like me, that's their problem. 474 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,206 No, Joel, it's our problem. 475 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,241 You won't be happy here unless you fit in. 476 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,510 And I want you to be happy! 477 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,246 Well, you know what would make me happy is not zip-lining! 478 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,914 Fine! Don't go! 479 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,083 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to figure out a way 480 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,486 to tell Reverend Mayfair that he's not getting lucky tomorrow! 481 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,558 What? (door slams) 482 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,696 (baby crying) And now we are teething. 483 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,299 But, thanks to your little plan, 484 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,801 tonight it is Bertie and Marge's problem. 485 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,804 Oh, you're a saint, Zoe Hart. 486 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,805 Right. About that. 487 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,741 Um, some bad news. 488 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,178 It turns out Joel has a medical condition-- acrophobia-- fear of heights. 489 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,313 So it would be really unsafe for him to go 490 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,714 on any sort of trip where the main activity 491 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,151 involves flying through trees on a wire. 492 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,652 I'm sorry, but are you writing 493 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,155 your boyfriend a doctor's note? Here, sweetheart. 494 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,190 Uh, may I remind you 495 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,058 that I also have a medical condition? 496 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,326 Whiplash. 497 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,662 Yes, which I feel really bad about, 498 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,130 but... No, no, no. 499 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,366 I'm sorry, but you cannot back out of this. 500 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,968 Now... I have bought champagne. 501 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,304 Beverly has bought some lingerie. 502 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,973 We need this. And, if I remember correctly, 503 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,442 you need a sermon. 504 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:33,045 What if I found someone to take Joel's place? 505 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,681 Well, that would be fine. 506 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,150 I mean, as long as it's someone that was reliable 507 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,419 and has basic outdoor experience 508 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:43,089 and had no criminal record, that would be kosher with me. 509 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,725 I know just the guy. 510 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,494 No way, no how. 511 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,562 But it's an all-expense paid vacation! 512 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,665 It'll give us a chance, you know, to get over all this. 513 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,666 Bond and such. 514 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,834 It is chaperoning. 515 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,135 And I don't want to bond 516 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,837 because I don't like you. 517 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,239 When are we gonna get over that? 518 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,873 When are you gonna go back to New York? 519 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,542 See, that is the kind of thing that we need to get over. 520 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,212 Uncalled for, Tucker! 521 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,546 Hey, Wanda. 522 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,182 How would you like a free night 523 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,818 at a rustic outdoor resort with zip-lining? 524 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,221 I'm sorry, Zoe, but I have to work. 525 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,223 And also, I went to Tween Adventure Camp 526 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,326 and those girls are mean. 527 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,394 (sighs) 528 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,263 Hey! Jemmaline, Cody! 529 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,364 What do you say? 530 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,232 I'm desperate. 531 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,834 I'll do it. 532 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,168 Not that desperate. 533 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,538 JEFFRIES: I'll go. 534 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,773 I like the woods. Nice and quiet. 535 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,175 Oh, thanks, but this trip involves 536 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,978 a dozen loud 13-year-old girls. 537 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,413 I'll turn off my hearing aid. 538 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,649 Better than nothing. 539 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,651 Hey, Susie, do you think that you could fit me in 540 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,985 for a haircut this afternoon? 541 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,186 Sure, sugar. 3:00? 542 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,755 3:00. It's a date. 543 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,323 Haircut, huh? 544 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,824 I wonder which pretty brunette that could be for. 545 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,193 Hmm. Maybe it's the one who asked me how 546 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,729 to play darts this morning in Lavon's kitchen. Okay. 547 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,765 Okay. Lynly and I are hanging out. 548 00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,899 It's no big deal. 549 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,334 No big deal. 550 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,802 Just make sure you marry her. (chuckles) 551 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,070 Excuse me? 552 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,938 Well, you and Lavon, you're buds now. 553 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,441 You know, he probably thinks you're a stand-up guy. 554 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,310 But when you hurt his little Lynly? 555 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,944 That man will pull out your toes, 556 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,813 one by one, and he will stick them up your nose. 557 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,383 And I'd have to lend a hand 'cause I don't pay rent 558 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,851 and he expects me to help out with that kind of thing. 559 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,091 LEMON: Okay, Elodie, let's remove 560 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,360 a few of those swans. There's no need to be gaudy. 561 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,329 LAVON: Wow. 562 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,330 We may actually make it. 563 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,464 Oh, we'll make it. 564 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,999 This ain't my first rodeo. 565 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,801 Crickett, let me see those dahlias. 566 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,470 You guys need a hand? 567 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,771 Oh, yeah, that would be great. 568 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,607 Um, these begonias need planting. 569 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,609 Actually, I really need to keep my nails dirt-free, 570 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,911 because I kind of might have a date later. 571 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,913 A date? With who? 572 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:47,947 (phone chimes) 573 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,585 With you! 574 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,953 To watch one of those... 575 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,355 bug war shows. Yay! 576 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,956 (chuckles) Now hand me 577 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,325 a digger thingy. Oh. Yeah. 578 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,262 Oh, uh, I'll be right back. 579 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,069 Did you hire Frank to find Peter? 580 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,504 He's the town P.I. 581 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,373 I support local business. 582 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,074 Plus, he-he ain't that bad. 583 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,309 FRANK: Not bad? 584 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,777 I'm excellent! 585 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,946 You know how difficult this task has been? 586 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,149 Peter is the third most common name in the world! 587 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,118 Well, I mean, I knew it was gonna be a long shot. 588 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:29,188 But, since I also knew he was a news producer 589 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,759 and stayed at the Sandy Breeze, it helped narrow things down. 590 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,261 So you did find him? Well, let a man tell a story! 591 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,463 LEMON: Okay, can you just tell... 592 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,064 Did you find him or not? 593 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,999 I narrowed it down to one man. 594 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,134 Peter Galecki. 595 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,037 News producer for WZVR. 596 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,074 Peter Galecki? 597 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,477 GIRLS (chanting): Zip-line! Zip-line! Zip-line...! 598 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,981 Zip-line! Zip-line...! 599 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,783 Zoe?! 600 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,485 Hey, Rev. Wait-- can I call you Rev? 601 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,186 Because I feel like we're good enough friends 602 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,388 where I can call you Rev. 603 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,823 No! No, no, no, no, no. 604 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,157 What? No Rev? 605 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,159 No! Sergeant, how are you? 606 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,562 Good, good. 607 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,998 No. Sergeant Jeffries is completely unacceptable 608 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,265 as a co-counselor. 609 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,701 You two are apt to set 610 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,636 a forest fire out there. You know what? 611 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,438 Just forget it. I'm going. 612 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,540 Really, dear? Really? 613 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,242 All right, on second thought-- 614 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,244 do not move this bus for ten minutes. 615 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,613 I'll be right back. 616 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:35,187 Huh. He is surprisingly agile for a man of the cloth. 617 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:36,989 Mm. 618 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,526 I can't believe you're really going through with this. 619 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,060 Look, Joel, this town has few perks, 620 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,863 but the one that has kept me here is the feeling, 621 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,866 for the first time in my life, that I belong to a community. 622 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,035 And I wanted you to feel that, too. 623 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,603 So I'm doing it for us. 624 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,106 A popular thought is to always keep your weight 625 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,408 on the top of your feet. 626 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,543 That's ridiculous! 627 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,344 The weight should be 628 00:22:58,411 --> 00:22:59,812 on the bottom of your feet. 629 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,349 George! Mr. Outdoors! How you doing? 630 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,984 Any big plans tonight? 631 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,454 Uh, actually, I had a date, but... Oh, great. 632 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,289 'Cause this guy needs a favor. 633 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:13,426 And, uh, that guy does, too. 634 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,428 Sergeant Jeffries? Yeah. 635 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,864 Glad I found you. Um, Delma said that she needs you 636 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,132 to step in and run bingo night over at the community center. 637 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,300 All right. And don't worry. 638 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,569 I got all this. 639 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,970 All right, but, uh, be careful 640 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,204 of the one with the pink hair, though. 641 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,306 I think she's a wiccan. 642 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,741 Noted. Noted. 643 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,810 Um, this does not mean we're friends. 644 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,512 Good morning, girls. You ready to go?! 645 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,848 (screaming) 646 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,086 (screaming continues) 647 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,492 Wow. People, uh... 648 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,926 people really like that guy. 649 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,361 Oh, yeah, George Tucker is the best. 650 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,397 Of course, you must be pretty great yourself, 651 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,132 or our Dr. Hart wouldn't have volunteered 652 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,902 to swing through the woods with a bunch of gossipy tweens 653 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:58,204 just to make me make you feel welcome. 654 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,772 I'll see you Sunday, compadre. 655 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,628 I'm setting up my tent. 656 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,766 Can you show me how to set up my tent? 657 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,602 Why, exactly, are you leading a church camping trip again? 658 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,070 It's a long story. 659 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,605 Well, I'm sure that's not gonna keep you 660 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:33,973 from wanting to tell it. 661 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,908 There was a poll. People don't like Joel. 662 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,511 Shocker. I think it might be his lamp. 663 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:40,412 You know, writers are a unique breed. 664 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,014 Nope, that's not it. 665 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,516 Okay. 666 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,984 11-year-old girl, thanks for your input. 667 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:48,387 Name is Maisie, and I didn't vote for Joel, 668 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,089 my parents didn't vote for Joel, 669 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,692 none of the girls here voted for Joel, 670 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:55,562 because we think you should be with him. 671 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,829 (laughs) Wait. What? 672 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,364 Him?! Wait. No, that's... 673 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,366 Seriously, that's what the poll's about? 674 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:01,968 Ridiculous! Sure. 675 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,936 The day George left Lemon at the altar 676 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,706 because he secretly loved Zoe was, like, the most dramatic day 677 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:08,107 in BlueBell history. 678 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,809 It so was. Totally! 679 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,811 It was in the newspapers and everything. 680 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:14,681 Oh, my God, oh, my God, it was in magazines... 681 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,515 Okay, girls. Yeah, you know what? Let's just... 682 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,118 Let's settle down... let's all just settle down a little bit. 683 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,253 Okay, first off, that was a long time ago. 684 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,454 Yeah. And secondly, 685 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,056 nothing, and I mean 686 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,659 nothing ever happened between Dr. Hart and I, so... 687 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,061 No. MAISIE: But, 688 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,296 what about the song? 689 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,598 What...? 690 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,132 Hmm? What song? 691 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,167 GEORGE: * If she never came to town * 692 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,136 * Then she never would have found me * 693 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,939 * Driving on the side of the road * 694 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:44,143 * When I gave her a ride and she sat down inside * 695 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,814 * I didn't know things were about to explode. * Not a word. 696 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,619 What's up, buddy? Can I get you a beer? 697 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,154 Actually, whiskey. 698 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,555 And make it a double. 699 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,324 And then, double that. 700 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,493 Quadruple whiskey, coming right up. 701 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,129 13 percent. 702 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,897 It's not like I'm the House of Representatives. 703 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,899 Hey, why don't people like me? 704 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,601 Is it the whole North-South thing? 705 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,370 Because I thought we, as a country, had moved past that. 706 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,172 Don't let it bother you, all right? 707 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,641 I don't care what people say about me. 708 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,776 Seems to have gotten me this far. 709 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,311 Tween girls were cheering 710 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:22,749 for George in the street today, like he was a British boy band. 711 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,951 So, I mean, even Zoe told me 712 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,586 that she had a thing for him, right? 713 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,956 Look, there's one thing I know, it's that 714 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:33,192 you can't worry about how you measure up to George Tucker. 715 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,627 'Cause nobody does. 716 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,062 LYNLY: You're right. 717 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,697 No one does. How you holding up 718 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,398 over there, Lonely Hearts Club? 719 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:42,334 George is great at everything, except for relationships. 720 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:45,437 What do you think happened to make him so messed up? 721 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:47,373 You mean, you don't know? 722 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,075 (Dash chuckles) 723 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,810 It all started when handsome lawyer 724 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:55,581 George Tucker found beautiful city doctor Zoe Hart 725 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:58,685 along the side of the road. 726 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,692 Everything ready to go? 727 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,728 Gazebo looks great. 728 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,129 (polite laugh) 729 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:13,565 Are you okay? 730 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,301 I mean, is this about the address? 731 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:19,305 You know, the thing is, Lavon, what if Peter is imaginary? 732 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,573 What-what do you mean? You-you got the address. 733 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,975 I know, but... 734 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:26,112 we had a magical night, but what if... 735 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,681 that's all it was supposed to be 736 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,751 is just a wonderful memory? 737 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:35,187 Meatball! 738 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,957 If you want to get Lemon's attention, 739 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:41,027 I think I know how you can. 740 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,664 GIRLS: * The cutest guy, the cutest guy... * 741 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,800 You wrote a song about me? Yes, about how much I hate you. 742 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:51,437 I don't know why everyone finds that so romantic. 743 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,072 Okay, so, you wrote it 744 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,574 right after you found me with Wade in May. 745 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,376 Then you went on tour. 746 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,678 Then, I found you in the motel all bearded and broken-hearted. 747 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,113 I was broken-hearted about Tansy, 748 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,015 you egomaniac! And you know why she rejected me? 749 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:05,084 Because she heard that song, 750 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:08,487 and she also found it to be weirdly romantic. 751 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:09,989 Oy. Yeah. 752 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,991 And the worst part is, now everyone in BlueBell-- 753 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,325 they know exactly how messed up I am. 754 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:14,861 Can't go on a date without everyone thinking 755 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,262 I'm gonna break some poor girl's heart! 756 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,997 Well, you have had a bad run of it. No. 757 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,631 You know what the worst part is? 758 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,433 I don't even know if I want to go on dates anymore. 759 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,870 'Cause I can't really afford to have my heart broken anymore. 760 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,105 I realize that that could partly be my fault. 761 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,439 Yeah, I wish 762 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:28,707 that I would not have gone to see you that morning, 763 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:29,942 I definitely wish 764 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,710 I wouldn't have written that song, and 765 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,513 I wish I would have never picked you up on the side of the road. 766 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,648 Yeah. No, I can see why. 767 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,284 'Cause if you never met me, 768 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,020 you'd probably be happily married to Lemon right now. 769 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,654 Okay, that's not fair, Zoe. 770 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,924 Look, George, I get it, okay? 771 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,159 I get that I came here, and I complicated things. 772 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,261 And I get that you don't want to be my friend. 773 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,363 But I just... I wish that you could figure out 774 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,664 that everything that's gone wrong 775 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,767 isn't entirely my fault. 776 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,469 I just... 777 00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:02,574 You were the first person to accept me here. 778 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,911 And I miss you. 779 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,286 DASH: And the rest is history. 780 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:15,587 Ooh, I'm late for bingo. 781 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,023 I got to get there early 782 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,225 before the ladies get all the hot cards. 783 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:23,830 You want to know why this town isn't rooting for you and Zoe? 784 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,932 It's the same reason George won't date me. 785 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,100 Because he and everyone else 786 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:31,237 are still waiting for Zoe and George to get together. 787 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:32,504 I should have known. 788 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:33,973 I'm a writer! 789 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,976 You know, she met George in Act One, 790 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,711 and they all think that I'm just the Act Two complication, 791 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,981 but, I'm not! I'm not! 792 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:45,517 I am going to rewrite this love story so that when 793 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:49,822 she walks off into the sunset, it's with me. 794 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,523 What are you gonna do? 795 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,892 I'm going to the woods. 796 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,560 I don't think that's a good idea. 797 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,128 Why not?! 798 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,597 You know, I-I'm a... I'm a man of action! 799 00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,032 I can tap into my 800 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,134 inner... my inner Hemingway, and, uh, and 801 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:05,471 my, um... my "Morman Nailer." 802 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,572 WADE: Whoa! Wait there, pal. 803 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,673 You, uh... you need a hand? 804 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,308 No! No. (inhales deeply) 805 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,577 Yes! 806 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,980 Where-where are the woods? 807 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:15,982 Well, I'll tell you what-- 808 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,583 I'll drive you there myself. 809 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,351 Ha! Yes, I will. 810 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,320 Yeah! Yeah, buddy. 811 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,855 No, thank you. 812 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,423 Yeah! All right! 813 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,532 Huh. That was awesome. 814 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,501 I am going again. 815 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,336 George is so cool. 816 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,872 I think tonight, you should sneak into his tent. 817 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:41,173 We won't tell anyone. 818 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,909 You girls got it all wrong. 819 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,211 I have met the love of my life. 820 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:48,247 We share the same morals, humor, background-- 821 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:51,250 somebody you all should look up to. 822 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,418 Zoe Hart! 823 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:53,685 (car door closes) 824 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,454 I love you. 825 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,926 And I'm going to show the world that I am a "fitter-inner." 826 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,928 Joel, what are you doing here? 827 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,495 Wade, what's he doing here? 828 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:04,863 Don't look at me-- I'm just the designated driver. 829 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,232 'Cause I was too drunk to drive. 830 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,634 And I... and I... I don't know how to drive. 831 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,102 Have you been drinking whiskey? 832 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:11,971 Remember, whiskey makes you stupid. 833 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,440 I karate-chopped a street lamp. 834 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,841 The street lamp won. 835 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,076 How could you bring him here like this? 836 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,177 Man heard the call of nature. 837 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,846 Where is he? Where is he? 838 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:21,981 Who? 839 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,249 George Tucker, of course! 840 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,683 What? Why? 841 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,418 GEORGE: Yeah, baby! 842 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:27,453 (whoops) 843 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,288 Yeah! Whoa. 844 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:30,522 (whoops) 845 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:31,857 Oh, man! This is awesome! 846 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:34,826 Of course... of course it would come to this. 847 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,530 The hero must face his greatest fear. 848 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,866 Wh... uh, Joel, w-what are you... what are you doing? 849 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,702 Joel, come down from there. Come down from there right now. 850 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:46,705 Attention, BlueBellites! 851 00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:48,707 You have it all wrong! 852 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:51,243 George Tucker is not 853 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,279 the hero of the Zoe story. 854 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,880 I am! 855 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,249 (girls scream) Oh, my God! 856 00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:01,220 And I'm gonna prove it. 857 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:05,291 In the manner of literature's greatest protagonists... 858 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:08,694 by zip-lining! 859 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,229 What? No, Joel! 860 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:10,896 No! 861 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:11,998 Joel! 862 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,899 See, I think that you'll find 863 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:16,735 that the landscaping reflects the timeless elegance of the South. 864 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:19,105 Are you a gazebo aficionado? 865 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,307 I just kind of... got the assignment. 866 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,442 (quietly): Oh, abort, abort, abort. 867 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,078 What? We have a... situation 868 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,614 over at the gazebo. We need more time. 869 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,615 (sighs) 870 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:30,516 Um... 871 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,018 uh... (chuckles) 872 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,053 perhaps Lavon could give you a quick tour of the town 873 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,254 before we do the shoot. 874 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,456 For context, of course. 875 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:38,457 LAVON: Uh, 876 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,226 you know, that's a great idea. 877 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,428 Uh, we'll be back. 878 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,134 MEATBALL: Lemon Breeland, 879 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,036 I love you! 880 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,737 Oh, good Lord. 881 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,342 (sighs) 882 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,177 Joel, you have to wear a harness! 883 00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,878 Harness is for pansies! 884 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:01,613 What... No... Do not jump! 885 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,616 Do not do it! It's dangerous. You'll kill yourself! 886 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:05,751 You'll kill yourself! 887 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,653 What? No, no, no, no. 888 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,921 Hey. I have got this 889 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,358 well in hand! 890 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,194 What the hell is Joel doing here? 891 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:16,562 Actually, he's trying to fit in. 892 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,797 GEORGE: He's gonna hurt himself. 893 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:19,965 No kidding. 894 00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:21,633 (sighs) I got him. 895 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,570 Oh, no, no. No, no. You are not 896 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:25,971 saving me! 897 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:28,707 You are not saving me, Mr. Golden Boy! 898 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,676 (chuckling): No. 899 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,710 (huffs, grunts) 900 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,112 ZOE: Joel! 901 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,513 You could kill yourself! 902 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,116 Viva Joel! 903 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,086 (whoops) 904 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,220 (shouting) 905 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:45,991 It's too bad. 906 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:48,227 Guy's so worried about George Tucker. 907 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,861 I know. It's insane. 908 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:50,762 (yelling anxiously) 909 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:53,965 Course it is. 910 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,501 Everybody's got it all wrong. 911 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,403 'Cause you and I both know damn well... 912 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,272 you're still in love with me. 913 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,608 Looking good, buddy! 914 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,610 (groaning) 915 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,586 Help. 916 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:16,155 A little help? 917 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,491 (crickets chirping) 918 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,227 Never seen that one before. 919 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:24,396 But I got to tell you, boy's got chutzpa. 920 00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:27,166 I can't believe you did that. 921 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,634 That was crazy. 922 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,169 You are crazy. 923 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,138 Yes, I am. 924 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,005 It was kind hot, right? 925 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,107 (chuckles) 926 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:36,375 I'm just gonna... 927 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,177 I'm gonna take a nap. 928 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,746 Sleep it off, babe. Sleep it off. 929 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,215 Mm-hmm. (grunts) 930 00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:45,050 (clears throat) Is, uh... 931 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:48,187 is he alive? Yeah. 932 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:50,589 Super-duper drunk, but alive. 933 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:51,990 Good. 934 00:34:52,057 --> 00:34:53,925 Good to hear that. Um... 935 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,461 listen, Zoe, I just... 936 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:58,464 I just wanted to say that I... 937 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:01,733 do not completely regret it. 938 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,802 Picking you up on the side of the road. 939 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,803 I don't. 940 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,037 You don't? 941 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,206 No. (chuckles) 942 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,142 And the disaster that is my life-- 943 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:14,012 it is not... entirely your fault. 944 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:15,314 Really? 945 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,683 Yeah, just, like, almost 90% of it is. 946 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:18,950 Oh. (chuckles) 947 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:21,287 As moderately satisfying as it is 948 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,955 for me to blame you for... everything, 949 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:27,326 well, I-I realize now that it's time for me to... 950 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,295 stop dwelling. 951 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,231 So... does this mean that we are friends again? 952 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:35,066 Mm. We-we can be acquaintances 953 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,502 to start. Yeah. I'll take it. 954 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,537 (chuckles) MAISIE: OMG, Zoe, 955 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,338 you were right. 956 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,072 Joel was so brave. 957 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,341 Is he gonna be okay? 958 00:35:42,408 --> 00:35:43,942 I am totally gonna read his book. 959 00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:45,644 GIRL: I'm gonna read his book, too! 960 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,179 I'm gonna get his autograph! I'm gonna get his picture! 961 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:48,514 I'm gonna get everything! 962 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,115 I can't believe he did that! 963 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,352 (girls chattering indistinctly) 964 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,086 LEMON: Meatball, you have to go now! 965 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,855 MEATBALL: Listen to this song I wrote you. 966 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:59,958 * My love is like a zombie coming back from the dead * 967 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,660 * You make me weak * 968 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,529 * In my knees and in my head * 969 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:06,765 * You may like your Crickett, Elodie or AB * 970 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:10,969 * But Lemon Breeland is the one for me. * 971 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:13,171 (applause) 972 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,144 Well, that was, um... 973 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,412 unique. 974 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:23,682 And despite being a little off-key, 975 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:24,750 it was... 976 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:27,018 it was very sweet. 977 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:28,954 You are very sweet. 978 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,356 So you'll take me back? 979 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:33,959 Meatball... 980 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,427 you were there for me in a... 981 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:38,564 moment in time where I really needed someone. 982 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,967 But some moments in time are just meant to be that, 983 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:46,305 just a... a fleeting memory for us to cling to. 984 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:48,274 But I don't want anybody else. 985 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,941 Of course you do. 986 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:53,044 You want someone that's crazy about your-your songs 987 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:55,581 and your wardrobe and... 988 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:58,183 your unique odor and... 989 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,252 Doctor Who. 990 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:03,322 You didn't like Doctor Who? 991 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:06,124 (sighs) 992 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:08,394 So... 993 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,929 are you ready to unchain yourself? 994 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,865 On one condition. 995 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:16,067 I want a good-bye kiss. With tongue. 996 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,669 (scoffs) 997 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,638 Fine. 998 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:21,273 One kiss. 999 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,908 No tongue. 1000 00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,368 This is new-- 1001 00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:50,769 you knocking on my door. 1002 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,371 (chuckling): Yeah. Yeah. 1003 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,105 Want to come in? Uh... 1004 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:57,509 sure. Um... 1005 00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,111 (groans) Look, Lynly, I-I just wanted to... 1006 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:02,013 I just wanted to come by and to say 1007 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,083 I'm sorry for cancelling our date yesterday. 1008 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,518 Had an interesting afternoon. 1009 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,821 Dash filled me in on your whole dramatic past. 1010 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,256 Oh. Yeah, like I said, 1011 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,625 damaged goods. (chuckles) 1012 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:14,626 I see. 1013 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,362 But I really want you to know that 1014 00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:18,564 this isn't about you. 1015 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,867 You know, I mean, besides the manipulation 1016 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:23,268 and the... nakedness 1017 00:38:23,335 --> 00:38:25,236 and the... just the general kookiness, 1018 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,840 you... you are really... pretty great. 1019 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,442 It's just that... 1020 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:33,011 (sighs) the timing's not right. 1021 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,713 Okay. 1022 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:35,981 Okay. 1023 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:38,884 (exhales) 1024 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,319 (clears throat) 1025 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,054 I accept that. 1026 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,423 You do? 1027 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:47,058 Course not, George Tucker. 1028 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:49,127 I've got my eyes on you. 1029 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,663 And I am gonna wear you down. 1030 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,765 Damaged goods and all. 1031 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,900 You'll see. 1032 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,506 I... 1033 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,943 Whew. Quite a sermon today. 1034 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,178 Mmm. Yeah. 1035 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:08,780 The reverend was in a great mood. 1036 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:09,781 He really was, 1037 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,450 right? 1038 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:15,053 So, uh, what'd you decide to do about Peter? 1039 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,956 Nothing. 1040 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,358 Uh, I decided that it was perfect... 1041 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:23,962 as it was, the moonlight walk and the easy conversation, 1042 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,898 and I just think if I try and recreate it again 1043 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,634 or get it back... It won't be the same. 1044 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,735 Exactly. 1045 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,704 Well, if-if you do see him again, 1046 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,441 you can brag about your instrumental role 1047 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,709 in landing our gazebo on the cover 1048 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:40,078 of the Gazebos of Alabama Calendar. 1049 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:41,747 No way! (chuckles) 1050 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,482 Shut up! Is it amazing? 1051 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:44,450 Let me see. 1052 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,251 How do the dahlias look? 1053 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:47,519 Uh, good. 1054 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:48,820 But, um... 1055 00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:52,458 Well, you should see for yourself. 1056 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,760 (chuckles) 1057 00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:00,532 Of course. Yeah. 1058 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:03,469 But it is a great shot, is it not? 1059 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,571 It is. (chuckles) 1060 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:10,008 Hey, Reverend, great sermon. 1061 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,276 Thank you. 1062 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,144 I'll second that. It was the... 1063 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,380 first sermon I've ever heard, but it was very well composed. 1064 00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:17,382 Well, any time, son. 1065 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:19,685 And thank you two for covering at the camp. 1066 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,954 Uh, a night away was just what the missus and I needed. 1067 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,256 Wasn't it, honey? Absolutely. 1068 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,459 Mm... Oh... 1069 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:35,133 We're just gonna go... now. 1070 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:40,806 (gasps) Oh! 1071 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,541 Guys, have you seen Dash's new poll? 1072 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,843 You're up. Way up. 1073 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,913 Oh, 35% think Joel is the right guy for Zoe. 1074 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,115 Well, it's not soft-serve territory yet 1075 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:51,917 but it's progress. 1076 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,752 DASH: Joel, I'd really like it 1077 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,386 if you'd come do a reading at my book club this week. 1078 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,023 Sure, I'd love to. WALLY: And I have a weekly poker game 1079 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,691 I'd love for you to join. 1080 00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,292 Poker-- see, I can do poker. Thanks. 1081 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,862 Seriously? I've never been invited to poker night. 1082 00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:06,565 Well, I'm a man of the people. 1083 00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:09,267 TOM: Joel, tell us more about zip-lining. 1084 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:10,368 Was it... was it terrifying? 1085 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:11,837 Did you puke? Oh, oh, 1086 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,305 did the firemen have a Dalmatian? 1087 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,241 Oh, hey! I'll have you know 1088 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,777 Joel's numbers have doubled since last night. Mm. 1089 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,445 Well, just remember, there's a... 1090 00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:23,649 pretty big margin of error on those things. 1091 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:28,820 ...and I was totally unaware. 1092 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,221 I didn't know where I was or what I was doing. 1093 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,990 And somewhere in the middle, I looked down 1094 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:33,759 and I'm, like, "Oh, my God! I'm in the air!" 1095 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,895 (laughter, indistinct conversation) 1096 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:40,699 Captioning sponsored by FORD 1097 00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:45,103 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org