1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:02,836 Lily Anne Lonergan? Your ex-bandmate 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,372 who used to be in love with you? 3 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:05,306 I missed one little show. 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,475 That show was my sister's wedding. 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,576 Run from Wade. 6 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:09,810 You can hear further instructions 7 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,379 in my song, "Run from Wade." 8 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,780 Wait, that was about me? 9 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,582 Jonah Breeland. Breeland. 10 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,783 Mm-hmm. There's more of them. 11 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,218 Yeah, this is Brick's nephew. 12 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,252 When did you get into football? 13 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:19,553 I am into Max Berges. 14 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,689 Victory party at Teddy's house. You should come. 15 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,357 Oh, my God. 16 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,658 I know that you left the bar last night 17 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,759 with another woman. 18 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,795 Her battery was dead. She said she needed a jump. 19 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,331 Something could've happened, but it didn't. 20 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,066 Did you talk to Wade about the other night? 21 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,135 Nothing happened with that girl. Her battery just died. 22 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,136 I've heard the one 23 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,538 about the girl with the dead battery before. 24 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,607 Tansy, what are you saying? 25 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,275 The other day, when you asked me, 26 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,111 I wanted to pretend it didn't happen. 27 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:46,314 I was drunk, and I was in a dark place. 28 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,250 Please forgive me. 29 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,289 * 30 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,492 (phone ringing) 31 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,566 (phone continues ringing) 32 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:13,807 Dr. Hart, it's Dr. Breeland. 33 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:16,444 You've been out for six days. 34 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:20,614 I realize you've had a setback, but four patients have died. 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,752 (beep) 36 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,687 Honey, it's Sheila. 37 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,290 We all read what happened on Dash's blog. 38 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,325 It's absolutely horrifying. 39 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,460 (beep) 40 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,595 GIRL: It's a tragedy, is what it is. 41 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,231 Which is why I made you a pie. 42 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,065 (beep) 43 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,468 MAN: Z, at least come in the kitchen. 44 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,503 There's coffee. 45 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,473 Also, I'm about to get your house tented for termites, so... 46 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,341 (sighs) 47 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:01,422 Hey, uh, I thought you had already left for work, so... 48 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,691 No, um, not yet. 49 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,659 LAVON: Hey, Zoe, you finally 50 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,328 made it out of the hou... 51 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,231 I was just, uh, getting... I need to get... 52 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,332 coffee. coffee. 53 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,234 Well, uh, come on, 54 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,568 we'll go to the Rammer Jammer 55 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,804 and get some. 56 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,541 Well, uh, I'm actually going to work right now, 57 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,377 at the Rammer Jammer, so... 58 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,179 I would be the one 59 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,348 getting you coffee. 60 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,550 We'll stay here. 61 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,286 Good talk. 62 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,425 (sighs) 63 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:41,795 Magnolia, I'm here. 64 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,930 Hey, Lemon. 65 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,565 (gasps) Oh, God, Shelby. 66 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,867 What are you doing crawling around on the floor? 67 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,736 I'm helping your dad buy a new rug. 68 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,438 As a professional organizer, 69 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,605 I also dabble in home décor, 70 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,607 and I thought the place could use a little spruce-up. 71 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,843 There are some things in here that have really got to go. 72 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,347 Yes, there are some things 73 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,516 in this house right now I would just love to get rid of. 74 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,884 (laughs) 75 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,953 But while I appreciate your good intentions, 76 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,922 this rug has been in our family for over 100 years. 77 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,758 My great-grandmother Vera picked it out. 78 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,960 Well, I don't want to kick Vera to the curb, 79 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,429 but maybe she'd be happier in the den. 80 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,831 MAGNOLIA: Oh, Lemon, thank God you're here. 81 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,300 Shelby wants to take me to school, 82 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,702 and I'd rather set myself on fire. 83 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,804 Oh, well, we're all here. 84 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:24,905 Sorry, I didn't see you. 85 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,275 Your head's the color of the wall. 86 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,509 LEMON: Magnolia Breeland, 87 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,577 where are your manners? 88 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,844 I cannot believe that you called 89 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,546 and asked me to take you to school 90 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,982 when Shelby so generously offered to take you herself. 91 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,318 Shelby, I am so sorry. 92 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,652 I apologize for my sister's behavior. 93 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,354 Oh, well, we all wake up 94 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,590 on the wrong side of the bed sometimes. 95 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,827 What are you doing? 96 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,895 What are you doing? 97 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,564 I thought the goal was to get her out of our lives. 98 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,565 It is. 99 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,700 But in case you haven't noticed, 100 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,469 Daddy and Shelby came back from their vacation early. 101 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,604 So? 102 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,406 So, clearly, 103 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,741 after spending two weeks alone with Shelby, 104 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,042 Daddy is finally seeing the light 105 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,477 on just how annoying she is. 106 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,012 The best plan 107 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,347 is to just give Shelby 108 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,548 enough rope to hang herself with. 109 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,483 Well, she better hang herself soon, 110 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:13,287 'cause the wrong side of the bed is the only side my bed has. 111 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,794 Shame on you for hurting our sweet Zoe. 112 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,530 She cured my eczema. 113 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,632 Don't know a good thing when you have it. 114 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,934 Bad, bad man. 115 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:33,941 Hey, Tucker, how's it going? 116 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,744 Well, you lied to my face. 117 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,448 So I guess that's how it's going. 118 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,385 You are too good for Wade anyway. 119 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,919 You're much better off without him. 120 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,588 You could use the extra time 121 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,523 to do something with that hair. 122 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:50,791 Aw. 123 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,493 Thank you. 124 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,695 I've never been surrounded by more calories. 125 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,464 (laughter) 126 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,798 Okay, let's give her some space, now. 127 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:58,966 Oh, sure. 128 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,803 Everybody's just happy to see you out and about. 129 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,505 You know, they've been holding onto these pies 130 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,607 for, like, a week now. 131 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,641 How are you? 132 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,909 Sad. 133 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,578 How am I supposed to feel better 134 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,680 when everywhere I look holds a memory? 135 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,382 Or a person with pie. 136 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,483 Hey, Zoe. 137 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,984 Hey. Hey, uh... 138 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,052 I know you're going through a rough time right now. 139 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,655 If there's anything I can do, like... like punch Wade, 140 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,957 or have Tansy punch Wade again, 141 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,626 or have anyone at all punch Wade... 142 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,628 I realize now that all my ideas 143 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,931 involve punching Wade, but I can work on others. 144 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,033 Thank you, George. That is very sweet. 145 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,737 All right, then. 146 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,808 No pie. (chuckles) 147 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:44,044 You know what, I'm going to work. 148 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,546 Taking care of others 149 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,682 might help me forget my own problems for a while. 150 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,951 Hey, heard you got dumped. 151 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,054 You want to know what helps get over those break-up blues? 152 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,857 Mind-blowing sex with a really hot doctor. 153 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,126 Oh, man, if only I knew one, I would give it a shot. 154 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,160 Why are you here? 155 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,562 Just finished two grueling weeks 156 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,730 of applying for a surgical fellowship. 157 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:03,964 You may remember that. 158 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,933 Mm-hmm. So, anyways, just thought I'd catch 159 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,001 some BlueBell R and R and lend Brick a hand. 160 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,403 Oh, Dr. Hart. 161 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,904 So, glad you could join us before lunch. 162 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:14,775 There are patients with needs and, oddly, pies. 163 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,143 ZOE: Okay, this is... 164 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,011 not the escape that I was looking for. 165 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,113 Jonah, would you mind covering for me? Thank you. 166 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,717 More pie for us. 167 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,052 You're in a really good mood. 168 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,954 What's going on? 169 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,155 Well, since you ask, 170 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,757 Shelby and I had the most 171 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,725 amazing two weeks in New Orleans. 172 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,494 So good, we came home early 173 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,762 so I could tell the girls 174 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,196 I want Shelby to move in. 175 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,799 Then you better enjoy those pies while you can 176 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,033 because, once you tell Lemon, 177 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,769 you're going to be eating through a straw. 178 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,637 No, I already thought about that. 179 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,072 I've got a plan. 180 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,076 (knocking on door) 181 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,479 Got a present for you. 182 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,086 Figured it might be best 183 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,655 for you to use this for the time being. 184 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,691 It'll solve our kitchen traffic problem. 185 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,792 Look, I get it, all right? 186 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:05,793 I'm the town pariah. 187 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,495 I will keep out of your kitchen, 188 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,530 and I'll keep out of your way. (bicycle bell rings) 189 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,532 Hey, just the guys I was looking for. 190 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,867 Reverend Mayfair, what brings you out here? 191 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,002 Just reminding all my volunteers 192 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,136 about the church casino fund-raiser. 193 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,006 I decided to put you two in charge. 194 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,941 Uh, about that... Well, actually, I-I... 195 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,477 No, no, no, no, now, look, you can't say no, okay? 196 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,946 The idea was revealed to me in a vision. 197 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,080 (laughing) 198 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,215 (rings bell) 199 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,150 Goes to that well a lot. 200 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,185 (sighs) 201 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,727 (dog barks) 202 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,094 Zoe? 203 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,129 How you doing? 204 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,230 Please don't have pie. 205 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,932 Oh, my God, the pity pies. 206 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,500 I got a ton to help me 207 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,735 after the breakup with Wade. 208 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:48,836 Plus some other stuff, 209 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,904 but I wasn't living a real healthy lifestyle then. 210 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,005 Oh, yeah. 211 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,841 You're a Wade breakup survivor, too. 212 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,709 You know how he just 213 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,177 gets under your skin? 214 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,679 But look at you. 215 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,713 You're not sad. 216 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:00,981 How can I be like that? 217 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,082 I will do anything. 218 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,551 Well, it just takes time. 219 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,687 No, no. I mean now. 220 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,722 * 221 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,658 (grunts) 222 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,726 Welcome to the official Wade-free zone. 223 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,262 But "modernation" is the key. 224 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,866 Modulation... modernization. 225 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,033 I agree. 226 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,536 You know, this is great. 227 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,671 (sighs) 228 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,606 But honestly, I still feel terrible. 229 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,141 That's 'cause you haven't killed enough brain cells yet. 230 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,710 I'm a doctor. 231 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,745 I should know that. 232 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:35,015 To the death of brain cells. 233 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,017 Especially the ones that remind us of... 234 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,719 * Gotta run from Wade 235 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,756 * Hide out in the shade 236 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,959 * From all the messes that he made * 237 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,162 * And all the games that he played * 238 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,299 * Run from Wade... 239 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,135 How many dead brain cells until I didn't see that? 240 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,770 * And the bills he left 241 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,305 * Unpaid 242 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,674 * The love that he betrayed 243 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,776 * Run from Wade 244 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:03,977 (laughter) 245 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,046 So, she's already moved Grandma Vera's rug 246 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,815 and she put up fuchsia drapes 247 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,949 in the guest room. 248 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,751 Classic. (chuckles) 249 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,319 I'm sorry, what is fuchsia? 250 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,320 Jonah, point is, 251 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:16,289 once Daddy experiences the full Shelby disaster 252 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,226 in full bloom, then she'll be out of our home for good. 253 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,829 Hmm. 254 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,797 What? 255 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:24,865 Hmm? 256 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,334 Listen, 257 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,336 remember the time when we were kids 258 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,204 and I made you eat the carpet 259 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,940 in the upstairs hallway? Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,074 That will seem like an appetizer 261 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,208 if you don't tell me what you know. 262 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,110 (sighs) 263 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,880 Your dad's asking Shelby to move in. 264 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,715 What? 265 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,983 Well, I won't allow it. 266 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,618 Well, he's not gonna ask for your permission. 267 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,754 My father would never, ever, ever 268 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,288 let a woman move into our house 269 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,289 without his daughter's permission. 270 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,091 Well, he figures he only needs to get one of you, 271 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,159 and then the other will follow suit. 272 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,627 You're not the only Breeland 273 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,762 who knows how to exploit the weak. 274 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,763 (gasps) 275 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,030 Oh, no. 276 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,872 I just can't believe him. 277 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,707 Of course he cheated on you. 278 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,842 He's Wade Kinsella, selfish to the bone. 279 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,377 He never even had clean sheets. 280 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,779 Oh, my God, what about him 281 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,146 clipping his toenails on my couch? 282 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,048 What is up with that? Yeah, and those 283 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,317 puppy dog eyes every time he forgets your birthday, 284 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,386 or leaves his wet towel on the bed, 285 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,154 or runs over your pet gerbil. 286 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,726 I got to go finish up my set. 287 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,994 Stay strong, girl. 288 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,029 (cheering) 289 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,031 I take it back. 290 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,399 I feel much better. 291 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,201 Lily Anne is great. 292 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,404 * Got to run from Wade, hide in the shade * 293 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,406 * Run from Wade, run from Wade... * Zoe? 294 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,141 What? Stop. 295 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,076 Why? It's helping. LILY ANNE: Hey, y'all. This song goes out 296 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,046 to my fellow sister in pain, Miss Zoe Hart. 297 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,280 (whooping, cheering) Yeah! 298 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,415 (applause, cheering and whistling) 299 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,685 * Why don't he ever wear a shirt? * 300 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,154 Yeah, why doesn't he ever wear a shirt? 301 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,790 * Would a little bit of modesty hurt? * 302 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:03,764 Zoe, letting hate into your heart is not the answer. 303 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,333 But hating just looks so easy. 304 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,268 * Chasing anything that wears a skirt... * 305 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,436 Look at Lily Anne. 306 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,439 * Why don't he ever wear a shirt? * 307 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,908 She's been singing the same songs for four years, 308 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,878 and she is just as angry as the day she and Wade broke up. 309 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,112 It's your choice. 310 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,715 Be Lily Anne and angry the rest of your life, 311 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:26,119 or do like me and let yourself grieve, really grieve, 312 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:29,456 and end up happy with a guy like George Tucker. 313 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,925 And I mean like George Tucker, 314 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,761 not George Tucker himself. 315 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,763 You're right. 316 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,832 I'm not gonna let hate into my heart. 317 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:42,002 * Why don't he ever wear a shirt? * 318 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,905 (applause and cheering) 319 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,376 (seagulls calling) 320 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,711 (birds singing) 321 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,719 (sighs) 322 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,923 (foot thuds, gasps) 323 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:06,426 (whimpers, groans) 324 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,461 Stupid Wade! 325 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,099 (sighs) 326 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:15,803 I will not let hate into my heart. 327 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,838 I'm sorry, boot. 328 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,809 ROSE: I'm sorry, Zoe. 329 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,010 So, how are you feeling? 330 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,245 You know how you always think that pie can make you happy? 331 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,247 Not true. 332 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,849 Don't worry. 333 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,383 I already checked, and Wade is not gonna be 334 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,451 on shift till tonight. 335 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,553 Thanks. And thanks for meeting me for breakfast. 336 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,123 Distraction is exactly what I need. 337 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,558 So, just talk to me about you and just keep talking. 338 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,994 Well, uh, Max and I have made it official. 339 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,263 He put that he's in a relationship 340 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,497 on his Facebook page. 341 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,299 Ooh! Are you guys meeting, like, 342 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,035 every day after school to do homework together? 343 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,003 Totally. Except lately, he's had to cancel 344 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,139 because he's doing a study on pond frogs 345 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,807 for his science fair project. 346 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,043 It's not super great for my ego 347 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,411 that I'm losing out to fly-eating amphibians, 348 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,880 but it's temporary. 349 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,281 Rose, I am so happy for you. 350 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,983 Take this. 351 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,986 Trust me. 352 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,120 It'll help. 353 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,556 SHULA: And I have connections, 354 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,225 if you want to make Wade disappear. 355 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,328 That's all I can say. 356 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,931 In fact, I have said too much. 357 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,503 (grunts) 358 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,308 MAGNOLIA: What's the emergency? 359 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,910 Okay, you know that big dinner 360 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,344 Daddy just texted us about? Mm-hmm. 361 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,380 He's going to tell us that Shelby is moving in. 362 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,414 (gasps) 363 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,917 Lemon, get your head in the game. 364 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,151 Your evil skills are slipping. 365 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,386 Not anymore. I have always believed 366 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,620 that Shelby has an ulterior motive 367 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,890 for dating Daddy, and I am going to prove it 368 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,591 and get rid of her once and for all. 369 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,026 Yay, you're back! 370 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,995 Meanwhile, you have to stay strong. 371 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:48,996 Because I believe 372 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,198 that Shelby and Daddy are going to target you 373 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,499 and try and buy your approval. 374 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,001 Buy? What, with gifts? 375 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,602 Forget it. (scoffs) 376 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,138 Why? What's their budget? Magnolia! 377 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,341 Now is not the time to cave in to your God-given materialism. 378 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,910 Do you want Shelby as your stepmom? 379 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,044 No, I'd rather die. 380 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,946 Just say no. No, no, no, no, no. 381 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,949 Okay, I get it. God, it's like health class. 382 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,951 ZOE: Yep, it's strep throat. 383 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,886 I'm going to give you a shot of antibiotics to help, 384 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,954 but it's very contagious, 385 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,889 so avoid close contact with others. 386 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,058 Yeah. So not gonna happen. 387 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,059 Excuse me? 388 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,060 Every day after school, 389 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,962 I meet my boyfriend at the pond. 390 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,563 Well, the guy who will be my boyfriend 391 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,265 once he dumps the girl he's dating now, 392 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,967 who is so not as hot as me. 393 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,302 Oh. Small prick. 394 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,337 Ow! 395 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,942 I'm sorry if I seemed angry, but I'm not. 396 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,377 It's just that people get hurt when others cheat. 397 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,113 Don't take it out on me that Wade Kinsella cheated on you. 398 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,514 Seriously? That's how you're going to talk 399 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,983 to the woman with the needle? 400 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,651 It's your job to give me medical advice, 401 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,920 not judge me just because guys find me irresistible. 402 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,655 You know what? You're so right. 403 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,324 You should send your boyfriend in for treatment 404 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,261 since he's been exposed to your irresistible strep. 405 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,128 (scoffs) 406 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,529 LAVON: Look, I know 407 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,199 I promised I'd help with the casino fund-raiser, 408 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,701 but I got important mayoral duties. 409 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,636 Yeah, I've been picking up some extra shifts 410 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,305 to try and save money for, uh... 411 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,274 (clears throat) ...my Aunt Polly. 412 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,308 Got to balance the budget. 413 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,943 She's very sick. 414 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,211 Got a deficit. 415 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,545 A real huge one. 416 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,547 Chicken pox. Bad ones. 417 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,283 Yeah, I told her, 418 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,285 "Don't be handling those chickens." 419 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,020 Polly. 420 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,056 I've heard better excuses from eight-year-olds. 421 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,292 Now, what is going on 422 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,060 with you and Lavon? 423 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:27,727 Wade screwed up. 424 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,296 I screwed up. 425 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,164 And I can't be around Wade right now. 426 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,332 Well, I'm sorry to hear 427 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,101 that you two are having such troubles, 428 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,204 but this is the church's biggest fund-raiser 429 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,039 of the year. 430 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,109 And do we really want to disappoint the big guy? 431 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,379 Wow. You really do play that card a lot. 432 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,382 Hi! 433 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,118 I baked you 434 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,352 your favorite apple crisp. 435 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,587 I was going to bake you your favorite pie, 436 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,490 but for some reason, all the pie tins in this town are sold out. 437 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,727 Okay. All right, what do you want? 438 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,462 George Tucker, you know, it really saddens me 439 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,463 that you wouldn't think 440 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,099 I would bake you an apple crisp just to be nice. 441 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,367 But since you happen 442 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,036 to be right, let's get down to it. 443 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,771 I need you to help me dig up dirt on Shelby 444 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,541 so I can make Daddy break up with her. Uh, no. 445 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,642 No, no, no, no, no. 446 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:19,046 No, I have no desire to get involved in the love life 447 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,148 of my ex-girlfriend with my ex-fiancée. 448 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,616 But Daddy's about to let Shelby move in, and for all we know, 449 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,618 she could be a black widow or a Russian spy. 450 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,120 We need to protect him. 451 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,489 Okay, first off, not a murderer or a spy. 452 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,259 Secondly, if you want Brick to break up with Shelby, 453 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,027 well, good luck to you, 454 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,429 because that girl is an anti-breakup ninja. 455 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,365 George Tucker, you left me at the altar. 456 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,332 You owe me. 457 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,700 What is the statute of limitations on that? 458 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,070 Eternity! 459 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,239 Fine. Fine, fine. 460 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,275 What do you... what do you need me to do? 461 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,043 I need you to be my decoy. 462 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,212 I did a little online stalking, 463 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,747 and I discovered that Shelby has put her condo up for sale 464 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,116 in Pensacola. 465 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,250 Tomorrow, there's an open house, 466 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,651 which gives me the perfect opportunity 467 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,752 to snoop through her things 468 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,155 and find out what skeletons she has in her closet. 469 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,191 And here's where I think I should tell you 470 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,226 that an open house is not carte blanche to... 471 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,294 Eternity, George! 472 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,364 Why don't you just consider it the house-hunting 473 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,234 that you deprived me of when you left me at the altar? 474 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,435 Okay? 475 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,271 (chuckles softly) 476 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,641 Wow. That was good. 477 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,280 Hey, Max, I didn't know you were here. 478 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,515 Uh, hey, Dr. Hart. 479 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,850 I hope you're not mad, but I saw Dr. Breeland. 480 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,154 I just thought it'd be weird if I was your patient, you know, 481 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,656 given our romantic history and all. 482 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,459 No problem. All right, well, see you. 483 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,727 Okay. 484 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,195 Is Max okay? Yeah. 485 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,430 Just came in for a penicillin shot. 486 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,564 Case of strep throat. 487 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,599 Strep? Mm-hmm. 488 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,868 I had a patient earlier today who came in for strep, 489 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,438 and I told her to send her boyfriend in for a check-up. 490 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,473 So Max must be her boyfriend. 491 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,675 You're like a master detective. 492 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,310 No. Max is Rose's boyfriend. 493 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,280 And he told her that he's been studying frogs at the pond 494 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,414 for his science project, 495 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,815 but instead, he's been studying Tonya! 496 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,551 Well, this makes me mad. 497 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,221 For Rose. Not for me. 498 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,789 I am not mad. 499 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,125 Excuse me! 500 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,597 What you did 501 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,332 is the worst thing anyone ever did to me. 502 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,401 And I don't want to be a big person about it 503 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,602 and just let my anger go. 504 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,237 Because it is official! 505 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,638 I hate you. 506 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,875 I will always hate you, and I will enjoy hating you! 507 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,344 Feel better? 508 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,645 Yes! 509 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,681 Thank you. 510 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,391 (sighs) 511 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,926 (instrumental intro to "Run from Wade" plays) 512 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,430 * Gotta run from Wade 513 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,400 * Hide out in the shade 514 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,535 * From all the messes that he made * 515 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,472 * And all the games that he played * 516 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,775 * Run from Wade 517 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,611 * Run from Wade 518 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,949 * And the bills he left unpaid * 519 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,919 * The love that he betrayed 520 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,488 * Run from Wade. 521 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,426 (laughs) 522 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,660 Chin up, Dr. Hart. 523 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,262 You deserve better than Wade. 524 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,530 You're right, Frank. 525 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,631 Screw Wade! 526 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,933 Don't know that we need the language, uh... Oh. 527 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,335 Dr. Hart? 528 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,569 (clears throat) 529 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,571 Wow. You look chipper. 530 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,473 Mmm, I had a catharsis last night. 531 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,775 Did it involve a bonfire? 'Cause you smell like soot. 532 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,278 I may have burned a few things in my chipperness. 533 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,780 Oh. Burning Wade's stuff to get over those breakup blues. 534 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,949 Nice. You want to know what works even better? 535 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,385 Sex. I'm way ahead of you. What do you want? 536 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,288 Well, I know you think that kid Max is cheating on your friend, 537 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,689 but you're gonna let that go, right? 538 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,824 Let it go? You know, there's a little thing 539 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,959 in relationships called being faithful. 540 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,327 It may be too nuanced 541 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,962 for your smooth little brain to comprehend, 542 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,664 but if you knew Rose... 543 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,865 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 544 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,500 She's a sweet, sweet girl, blah-blah-blah, 545 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,302 but in medicine, there is this thing 546 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,471 called doctor-patient confidentiality. 547 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,706 And since, technically, I'm Max's doctor, 548 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,808 if you tell Rose, I could be liable. 549 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,843 Hmm. I just want to make sure 550 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,879 that your anger towards men doesn't cause you 551 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,747 to tell people things that you shouldn't. 552 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,549 Well, thank you for that lecture. 553 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,650 And just so you know, 554 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,719 I would never break doctor-patient confidentiality. 555 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,421 However, 556 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,455 I can't help it 557 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,590 if I run into Rose 558 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,857 and the truth just comes out. 559 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,494 * Come and join the parade 560 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,229 * Run from Wade. 561 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,576 No, how about you run the donation table and serve 562 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,812 the God-approved nonalcoholic beverages, 563 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,980 and I'll oversee the craps? 564 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,749 Babs Foster already got dibs on craps. 565 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,551 She got herself a new craps stick. 566 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,620 Then I'll work the blackjack table. 567 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,455 Already said I'm working the blackjack table. 568 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,457 And I'm the mayor. I get to say. 569 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,825 Fine. 570 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,662 Donations go in the box. 571 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,364 And if Old Man Henderson wants in, 572 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,798 pat him down for loaded dice. 573 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,402 Thank you. 574 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,704 See, the problem with living on a boat 575 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,373 is that you can't pretend you're not home 576 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,475 when people come by and ask you to snoop 577 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,844 in your ex-girlfriend's house. 578 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:18,845 Yeah. 579 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,046 That's one of them. 580 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,514 Mildew's another... 581 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,015 thing. Welcome. 582 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,517 My name's Brayden. 583 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,786 Let me know if I can answer any questions. 584 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,955 The unit has southern exposures, central air, 585 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,692 and the building skews toward young couples. 586 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,660 Are you two married? 587 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,061 Uh, no. Almost. 588 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,062 (laughs) 589 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,631 This one is just so hard to get down the aisle. 590 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,932 (both laugh) 591 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,734 Oh, honey, this room is so perfect 592 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,336 for that dinette set you always 593 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,671 promised you'd get me but didn't. 594 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,672 Hmm. 595 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,673 Really? The dinette set? 596 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,775 You're gonna hold that over my head, too? Yep. 597 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,942 Okay. Oh, I just 598 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,811 love this hutch. 599 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,049 George... 600 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,718 she has a secret child. 601 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,319 (quietly): Let me see. 602 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,957 "To the best aunt ever." 603 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,125 Lemon. 604 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,994 This is insane. 605 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,696 It's also borderline trespassing. 606 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,365 No, it's not. 607 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,567 If there's a sign out front and an open door, 608 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,968 they waive all their rights. 609 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,538 You are a lawyer. I can't believe you don't know that. 610 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,373 So... 611 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,108 is there anything I can tell you about the place? 612 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,643 No, we're good. Uh, storage. 613 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,677 Storage. 614 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,678 Where can I store things? 615 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:26,946 All kinds of things. 616 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,147 Like, important documents, 617 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,281 my diary, that sort of thing. 618 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,619 If you're looking for storage, this is your dream place. 619 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,521 There's an incredible walk-in closet 620 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,424 in the hallway outside the master bedroom. 621 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,591 (gasps) Wonderful. 622 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,892 George, 623 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,094 why don't you ask Brayden that long list 624 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,396 of questions that you have 625 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,732 while I go take a quick peek? 626 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,600 Yeah, but, honey, I don't... 627 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,668 I didn't... 628 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,507 So, um, wh-what's... 629 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,909 what's the bird situation? 630 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,614 Hi, Magnolia. 631 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:02,615 I'm going 632 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,650 shoe shopping. 633 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,651 Want to come? 634 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,786 No, thanks. 635 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,758 Hey, I feel bad, but your dad gave me 636 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,493 this Tory Burch purse 637 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,495 on vacation. 638 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,464 It is more your style. 639 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:18,931 You want it? 640 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,635 Nope. I definitely do not. 641 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,739 Hey, girl. 642 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,074 My friend 643 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,742 gave me two tickets to see 644 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,043 Carrie Underwood in Jackson. 645 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,078 Want to go? 646 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,746 Take a friend? 647 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,515 Go backstage, meet her... 648 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,184 Maybe sing a little something? 649 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,691 No, thanks. 650 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,768 This should be right in my wheelhouse. 651 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,036 I thought you said Magnolia 652 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,871 was materialistic and shallow. 653 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,940 Well, I love her, and she has many gifts, 654 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,575 but she is. 655 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,910 There is no way she had 656 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,145 that much willpower on her own. 657 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,213 Lemon. 658 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,749 Lemon must have gotten to her. 659 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,217 So, now what? 660 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,889 Well, we just have to out-Lemon Lemon. 661 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,726 (chuckles) 662 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,895 (whooping, laughter) 663 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:25,197 Don't give me that boyish look. 664 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,666 Lucky streak, my heinie. 665 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:27,834 You counting cards. 666 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,035 I-I swear I'm not. 667 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,202 I suck at cards, 668 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,771 and I can't count worth a hoot. 669 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,972 It's true. 670 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,074 And P.S., that boyish look 671 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,977 is the only look my new husband has, 672 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,011 so back off. 673 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,713 Okay, everybody calm down, now. 674 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,214 I'll have to call the pit boss. 675 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,983 Ain't no pit boss. 676 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,753 He'll just take you out back and break your legs. 677 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,691 That'll be ten dollars, Frank. 678 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,092 Sucking up to God 679 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,894 ain't gonna make up for what you did 680 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:55,928 to Zoe. 681 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,063 God hates you. 682 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:57,864 No, no. 683 00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,999 Not true. Now, God doesn't hate Wade. 684 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,601 God loves everyone. 685 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,570 Maybe officially, but you just know 686 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,004 he's got a list. 687 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,273 (sighs) 688 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,776 I need to take a break. 689 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,618 ROSE: Zoe? 690 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,019 What are you doing here? 691 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,622 Hey, is this your school? 692 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:23,623 Who knew? 693 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,291 Anyhoo, just so glad we happened 694 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,893 to run into each other. 695 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,294 Wow, you seem so happy. 696 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,029 Not letting hate into your heart 697 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,163 is really working for you. 698 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,899 Oh, no. I tried not to let hate in, 699 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,634 but you know what? Hate is a real charmer. 700 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,302 So I said, "What the heck, come on in." 701 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,236 Brought two of his friends, 702 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:39,105 petty and vindictive, and you know what? 703 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:40,272 We have been partying it up. 704 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:41,273 It's awesome. 705 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:42,875 Enough about me. How's Max? 706 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,644 Uh, good. He had a sore throat, 707 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:45,945 but he seemed to be better today. 708 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:47,179 How is his project going? 709 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,314 Oh, I don't really know. 710 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:49,982 It's about frogs, so I don't really ask. 711 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,183 To be honest, I can't wait 712 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,719 until this science fair project is over, 713 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,053 because the next day is Max's birthday, 714 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,122 and I've been saving up to get him a guitar. 715 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,957 Don't! What? 716 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,059 I mean... 717 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,961 don't you want to know 718 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,996 more about Max's science project? 719 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,798 No, not really. Great. 720 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:08,200 Let's drop in on Max and check out those frogs. Okay. 721 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,874 I don't get it. Why the sudden interest in frogs? 722 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,810 Because someone told me that it is frog mating season, 723 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,012 and this is where they come to do their froggy business. 724 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,748 And, if we're quiet, we can catch-- 725 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:22,749 uh, see them. 726 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,917 I don't want to see frogs doing it. 727 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:25,918 Sounds gross. 728 00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:26,953 So gross. 729 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,820 But you know what? 730 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,922 Sometimes you have to confront reality. 731 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:33,192 And reality has taught me that frogs, like men, 732 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,727 have trouble sticking to one mate. 733 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,095 And I feel bad for the frogs. 734 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,897 Just like I would feel bad for you 735 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,932 if Max turned out to be a frog. 736 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,101 Whoa, I'm confused. 737 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,370 Are you saying you think Max is a frog? 738 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,105 No. 739 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:49,041 Well, you know, maybe. I hadn't thought about it. 740 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,277 I just think it seems a little odd that he picked 741 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,079 this pond to do his science project, 742 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,714 where all the kids make out. 743 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:57,249 No... no, Max would never cheat on me. 744 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,818 Look, you are just such a good person, 745 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,419 and I don't want to see you get hurt. 746 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,721 GIRL: Hey, it's me. 747 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:02,822 Shh. 748 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,290 I'm waiting here for you. 749 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,825 What? 750 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,727 Okay, you're on your way? Sweet. 751 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,961 Wait, you think Max 752 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,663 is cheating on me with Tonya? 753 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:11,931 Oh, I don't recall saying that, 754 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,900 but if that's what you think... 755 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,301 I think I should know more 756 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,404 about Max's science project. 757 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,740 MAGNOLIA (over phone): Hey, Lemon, how's it going? 758 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:21,741 (sighs) 759 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,409 Well, if an addiction to bedazzling was enough 760 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,878 to get Daddy to break up with Shelby, we'd be golden. 761 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,413 Okay, how's it going on your end? 762 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:32,018 I'm trying, but, well, a person can only be so strong. 763 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,052 What? 764 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,286 What do you mean? Ooh, yeah. 765 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,889 Nothing. Just... good luck. 766 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:37,857 But... 767 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:38,958 (whispering): Magnolia! 768 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,092 (beep) 769 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,393 Cool. 770 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,095 Okay, I think we got enough with the bow on. 771 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,196 You want to take it for a spin? 772 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,865 (laughs) 773 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,133 Lemon. Hey, hey. 774 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,067 Time's up, okay? 775 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,036 I stalled the chatty Realtor as long as I... 776 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,303 Are those boas? 777 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,006 Yes, and there's a matching set of tap shoes in each color. 778 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,141 I don't even want to know why. 779 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,976 I know why, Lemon. 780 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,445 Shelby's not a woman. She's a drag queen. 781 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,781 Quick. We got to go tell Brick right away. 782 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,783 George Tucker, do not mock me. 783 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,785 (clears throat) Magnolia's clearly folding 784 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,187 like a house of cards, and we are the last bastion of hope 785 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,322 to keep Daddy from making the biggest mistake of his life! 786 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,024 No, I'm out. My daddy! 787 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:14,126 Who lost thousands of dollars on a wedding 788 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,361 that never happened. 789 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,329 All right, okay, all right. 790 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:20,432 What? What do... what do you want me to do? 791 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,835 Go through these bank records. 792 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,771 (both sigh) 793 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,338 Okay. 794 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,141 Eugenia, give Cody back his chips. 795 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,877 He told me the only thing 796 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,512 that beat my flush was five of a kind. 797 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,181 It's called a bluff, 798 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,349 and I'm the master of it. 799 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:39,485 I will hit you with a rock. 800 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,253 Hey, Lavon. 801 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:43,089 Hate to interrupt your good time. 802 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:44,423 What is it, Wade? 803 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,258 Have you seen the, uh, lockbox 804 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,860 that had all the donations in it? 805 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,763 You're kidding, right? 806 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,432 As much as I could use a good laugh myself, no. 807 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:55,434 How did this happen? 808 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,203 I needed a break, all right, Lavon? 809 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,371 If I had to sit there and have one more person 810 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,507 wagging their finger at me about how I mistreated Zoe, 811 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:02,875 I swear to God, 812 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,110 I was gonna lose my mind. 813 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,512 This is a church fund-raiser. 814 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,314 Those were church funds. 815 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:11,117 Geez, just take it down a notch, all right? No! 816 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,185 And when are you gonna stop trying to prove 817 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,287 that all you can do is disappoint people? 818 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:16,522 We believe you, okay? 819 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,157 You can stop now. 820 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,192 Yeah. 821 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,061 REVEREND MAYFAIR: Wade? 822 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,130 Mayor Hayes, everything okay? 823 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:27,066 Uh, yeah, yeah, just some unexpected bumps. 824 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,434 (chuckles) Tell me about it. 825 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,202 I just found Sergeant Jefferies 826 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,171 with this. 827 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,140 Apparently, he thought it was his lunch box. 828 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:37,343 I don't think that it, uh, 829 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,345 takes anything away from the miracle 830 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,281 of God's creatures to say that some of them 831 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,951 are just plain nuts. 832 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,986 (chuckles) 833 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:54,326 (groans) Good Lord! 834 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,561 What self-respecting woman 835 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,830 in the 21st century wears scrunchies? 836 00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:00,199 Maybe you're right. 837 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,101 Maybe Shelby doesn't have any dark secrets 838 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,303 other than a severe lack of good taste. 839 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:05,905 No, no, hang on. 840 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,573 Maybe you're right. 841 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:10,209 Look, these-these... these bank statements 842 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,444 show that Shelby's behind on her mortgage. 843 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,046 Wait, what? 844 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,415 Yeah, not just by a little bit, either. 845 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:19,618 She has a massive amount of debt here. 846 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,953 Yay! 847 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,354 Shelby is 848 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,123 a gold digger. I told you so. 849 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,324 Do not try and hide something 850 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,959 from Lemon Breeland 'cause I will find it. 851 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,127 I will find it. 852 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,528 You found it, but still. 853 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:30,762 BRAYDEN: Since you asked about storage space... 854 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:33,465 Oh, my Lord, how are we gonna explain that we're in here? 855 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,335 (gasps) 856 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,970 Oh, my. 857 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,305 Oh, hey, hey. 858 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,440 I'm sorry, we got a little bit carried away. 859 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:44,610 You know how it is when you're almost married. 860 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:45,878 (chuckles) 861 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:49,648 By any chance, would you want to show us the guest bedroom? 862 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,083 Nope. 863 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,218 No, I do not. 864 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:54,053 Okay. Okay. 865 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,355 Excuse us. Sorry. 866 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,559 I can't believe Max would cheat on me. 867 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,962 I thought he was a prince, and it turns out he's just a frog. 868 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,030 Don't worry, Rose. 869 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,331 We will get through this together. 870 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,465 I have the perfect song. 871 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:07,967 "Run from Wade," 872 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,368 although we could change the lyrics. 873 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,970 * Max make tracks... 874 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:12,304 Frog! 875 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,240 Whoa, Rose. 876 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:15,641 What are you doing here? 877 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,209 Wait, and Dr. Hart. 878 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,644 I can't believe you're cheating on me. 879 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:21,213 You liar, two-faced, frog-faced liar! 880 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,982 Yeah, what she said. 881 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:23,916 What-what are you talking about? 882 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,484 I'm just here to do my science project. 883 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,119 (chuckles) Oh, yeah, right. 884 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,555 Well, if your science project is to raise Tonya's IQ 885 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,590 above that of a turnip, you failed. 886 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,125 That's right. Epic fail. 887 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:34,526 Wait, wait, Tonya? 888 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,128 Oh, you have got to be kidding me, 889 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:37,529 because Tonya hates me. 890 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,365 No, seriously. Watch this. 891 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,500 Hey, Tonya! 892 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,136 Oh, my God. 893 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,138 How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing 894 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:48,007 your stupid frog project where me and my boyfriend make out? 895 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,408 Go get your geek on 896 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,609 somewhere else, pervert. 897 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,979 (sighs) 898 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,282 Yeah, so I don't think I'm gonna be 899 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,017 hooking up with Tonya any time soon. 900 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:01,020 Oh, my God, Max, I am so sorry. 901 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,288 Max, this is all my fault. 902 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,655 I thought, you know, you had strep, 903 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,157 and Tonya had strep, so I... 904 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,026 Rose, I am so, so sorry. 905 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,028 And I'm so glad your being mad at Wade 906 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:10,229 has made you feel better, 907 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,730 but it doesn't mean everyone's a frog. 908 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,399 Come on, Max. 909 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,009 Lemon, I know you mean well, but I'm not really sure 910 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,443 you should do this, okay? Shelby might be 911 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,478 a financial train wreck, but I know for a fact 912 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,047 that she makes your dad very happy. 913 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,316 And I know that you mean well, but I'm not inclined 914 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,517 to take relationship advice from a man 915 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,453 who just forgot to tell me that he wasn't in love with me 916 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,388 until our wedding day. Now, I thank you kindly 917 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:38,724 for your assistance, and good night. 918 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,959 (clears throat) 919 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,531 MAGNOLIA: Lemon, I'm sorry. 920 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,199 They got me a new car. 921 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,601 You can buy movie tickets from the dashboard. 922 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,104 What? Shelby's moving in. 923 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,405 Whoa... Magnolia. 924 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:54,673 You... you ruined 925 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:55,607 the big surprise. 926 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:56,408 Sweetheart, I know 927 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:59,178 how protective you can be, so I hope 928 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,612 you can get on board 929 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,214 without needing a whole new set of wheels. 930 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:03,549 Lemon, I'm so glad you could make it. 931 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,616 Did you see the new rug? 932 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,319 Yes, and you were so right. 933 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:11,057 Sometimes you just have to toss things out that don't belong. 934 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,125 Daddy, may I speak to you alone please? Well, 935 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,461 c-can it wait till after dinner? Oh, a-and by the way, 936 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,663 since you have your own place now, we have decided 937 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,465 we're gonna convert your room to Shelby's office. 938 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,233 That way, she can, you know... 939 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,769 Redecorate it using your credit cards? Absolutely not. 940 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:25,371 I will not allow her to use you 941 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:28,107 as a solution to her one-woman fiscal cliff. 942 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:31,410 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lemonade, what is going on? 943 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,612 Shelby has put up her condo for sale in Pensacola. 944 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,681 And do you know why? 945 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,084 Because, if she doesn't sell it in the next 30 days, 946 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:39,185 she is going into foreclosure. 947 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,620 And maybe you wouldn't be so financially strapped 948 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,222 if you laid off the feather boas! 949 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,701 Daddy, I'm sorry that the truth had to come out like that, 950 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,303 but... 951 00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:58,570 it had to be done. 952 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,107 And you're welcome. 953 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,841 I have no words 954 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,578 for how disappointed I am in you for behaving like this. 955 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,147 What? I know all about 956 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,282 Shelby's financial troubles. 957 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,551 You do? Of course I do. 958 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:15,721 Shelby and I, we-we have an open and an honest relationship. 959 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:17,823 In fact, she was the one who insisted on a prenup 960 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,024 if we got married-- 961 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,827 to ensure that you and your sister would not be saddled 962 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,464 with her... her so-called "fiscal cliff." 963 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:31,570 I better not lose my RAV4 over this. 964 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:35,274 (sighs) 965 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,818 Found the lockbox. 966 00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:50,356 Turns out it wasn't stolen after all. 967 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,691 (sighs) 968 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,494 I'm sorry. 969 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:59,365 Look, Lavon, I get it, all right? 970 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:03,869 I get that I... lost the only girl that ever meant... 971 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:07,873 anything to me and I'll never get her back, 972 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,675 and I have to live with that. 973 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,644 And as a bonus to the most 974 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:16,648 glorious screw-up of my already gloriously screwed up life, 975 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:20,652 I get that on top of losing the best girl I ever had, 976 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:23,655 now I've lost the best friend I ever had, and, uh... 977 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,257 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 978 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,259 You didn't lose me. 979 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,328 I mean, how could you lose me? 980 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,597 A) I'm six and a half feet tall. 981 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,665 You know what I mean. 982 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:36,568 Wade, you hurt someone I care about. 983 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,437 And worse, you hurt yourself. 984 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,539 But come on, man, we'll... 985 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:42,308 we'll get through this. 986 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:44,576 We have to. 987 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:47,179 I can barely change my own lightbulb anymore. 988 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:55,421 Hey. Give me something strong enough to make me forget 989 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:56,922 about the past 12 hours. 990 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,890 If it works, let me know. 991 00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:01,727 Zoe, what are you doing here? 992 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,929 Trying to forget the past 12 hours. 993 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,664 Did I not make that clear? 994 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,467 Ah. Post-Wade breakup blues? 995 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,735 You know, alcohol is so not fair. 996 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,604 It makes you feel better, and then it makes you feel worse. 997 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,373 Hey, kind of like Wade. 998 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,376 Oops, need more alcohol. No, uh... 999 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,278 I just wanted to feel better. 1000 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,313 I had to make a choice: either to hate 1001 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:24,916 or to do the long, hard thing and work through my sadness, 1002 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,518 and guess which one I chose. 1003 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,687 (sighs) You're telling me. Hating is so much easier. 1004 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,755 Isn't it? Yes. 1005 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,457 I couldn't let just me be a hater. 1006 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,593 I had to spread it around, prove that Max was cheating on Rose. 1007 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:35,861 For the record? Not. 1008 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,829 Yeah, and I spent my entire day trying to prove 1009 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,932 that Shelby had ulterior motives for dating my father. Also not. 1010 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,702 Well, I understand how a person like you could be cynical. 1011 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,504 I mean, your mother did abandon you. 1012 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,673 Well, what about you? Your father abandoned you. 1013 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,308 And your father worked all the time. 1014 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,676 And your mother never supported you. 1015 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:51,977 George left you at the altar. 1016 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,712 And Wade cheated on you! 1017 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,714 Yes! He did! (groans) 1018 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,949 You know, if only there was a magic pill 1019 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,718 that could just make you feel better. 1020 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,820 Forget the alcohol-- someone should come up with that. 1021 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,755 I mean, they would be, like, a bazillionaire. 1022 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,324 (laughs) 1023 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,858 (sighs) 1024 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,328 Listen, we're not friends, 1025 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,797 so I'm not gonna hug you or anything, but... 1026 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,799 I will tell you this. 1027 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:17,336 Even though there's no magic pill for your pain... 1028 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,004 you find a way to go on. 1029 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,740 And once you go on long enough, 1030 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,542 you will get over it. 1031 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,010 I'm living proof. 1032 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,478 LILY ANNE: Hey. 1033 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:28,914 A shout-out to my soul sister, Miss Zoe Hart. 1034 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:32,017 To no more toenails on your couch. 1035 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,755 * This little white dress and fantasy * 1036 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:39,858 * Is not the moon you promised 1037 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:42,761 * To hang for me 1038 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,896 * You disgust me 1039 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,499 * Wade, you, you disgust me 1040 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:50,769 BOTH: We should go now. * You're the nose hair of humanity * 1041 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,839 * You ravaged me emotionally * 1042 00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:57,042 * You disgust me, you disgust me, you disgust me * 1043 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,511 * Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh. 1044 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:13,559 What, no bonfire today? 1045 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:17,396 Isn't there just one corner in this town 1046 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:18,797 where someone can be alone? 1047 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,032 Man, that is a good question. 1048 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,469 Still battling the breakup blues, huh? 1049 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:24,603 Please just go away. 1050 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,673 Sorry. I'm bound by sacred oath to help those in pain. 1051 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,775 (chuckles) Or... 1052 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,777 something like that. I don't know. 1053 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,045 I was really hungover when I took my Hippocratic oath. 1054 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,481 Shocking. 1055 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,785 What you don't know about me... 1056 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,421 ...I can juggle. 1057 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,823 There are oranges in my pocket. 1058 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,426 (chuckles) Oh, look at that. 1059 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,428 Tell me this isn't cheering you up. 1060 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:51,096 'Cause I know it's turning you on. 1061 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,099 Look, Jonah, I-I really appreciate this, but... 1062 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,501 You're still sad. 1063 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,369 I see that. 1064 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,506 Well, 1065 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:01,707 you really have no other choice. 1066 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,108 There's only one thing left to try. 1067 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,378 Come on. Why not? 1068 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:10,716 Okay. 1069 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:12,451 It's okay. You can trust me. 1070 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,852 I'm a doctor. 1071 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,126 Hi. 1072 00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:24,029 Can I talk to you? 1073 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,964 Don't worry. 1074 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,399 I don't have any baked goods. 1075 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,734 (chuckles) 1076 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:32,471 So, turns out Shelby wasn't a gold digger after all. 1077 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:33,605 Oh. 1078 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,542 Well, that must have been fun. 1079 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,012 Listen, I-I realize that my distrust of people 1080 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,114 may have been come by naturally, 1081 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:46,452 but it's still mine to keep or lose, 1082 00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:49,755 and I choose not to blame anyone anymore. 1083 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,490 So... 1084 00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,892 as far as our wedding goes, 1085 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,795 I absolve you. 1086 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:00,932 Really? 1087 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,770 Well, thank you. Of course, if Daddy 1088 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,938 ends up getting married to Shelby, it will be your fault 1089 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,774 for breaking up with her and making it possible. 1090 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,676 Oh, so now... now you get to hold that over me. Okay. 1091 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:11,877 All right. Yep, 1092 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,679 for all of eternity. 1093 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,468 (sighs) 1094 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:52,918 Hey. Hey. 1095 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,186 Some things that you left at my place. 1096 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,523 A few things might be missing 1097 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,691 or a little singed around the edges. 1098 00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:01,593 I won't ask. 1099 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:03,995 (sighs) 1100 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:06,532 This doesn't mean that I forgive you, 1101 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:09,200 but with time, 1102 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,103 I will figure out a way to move on. 1103 00:41:13,539 --> 00:41:16,842 Oh, and even though I don't like you right now, 1104 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,611 I don't hate you, 1105 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:23,582 and I just thought that you should know that. 1106 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:26,484 See you around. See you around. 1107 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,526 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org