1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:03,371 You want to be with Shelby, screw it, be with Shelby. 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:04,505 I don't know what your game is, 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:05,506 but I am going to have you out of here 4 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:06,740 within a week. 5 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:08,776 I've never had a real relationship, Wade. Me neither. 6 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,578 Sometimes you just got to wing it. 7 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,213 We're gonna drive each other crazy sometimes. 8 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,581 But you got to remember, 9 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,749 that's what brought us together in the first place. 10 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,351 You know, sometimes I think about the time 11 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,519 we had together. 12 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,687 We were in love once, 13 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,056 and, Lord help me, I still think I am. 14 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,157 ANNABETH: Forget about Lavon; you've got Walt. 15 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,158 Mayor Hayes and I are friends, 16 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:27,128 but we both belonged elsewhere. Glad to hear it. 17 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,462 AnnaBeth, Mayor Hayes is totally into you. 18 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,398 It doesn't matter-- there is no world in which 19 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,800 I could pursue a relationship with the man Lemon once loved. 20 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,410 (whistling) 21 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,578 Well, well, well, 22 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,447 look what the cat dragged in. 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,182 You've pulled three all-nighters in a row. 24 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,218 You must be beat. 25 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,453 (kisses) I know. Except I'm not. 26 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,422 You know, ever since I helped this town 27 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:57,158 through the flu, the people are, like, trusting me 28 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:59,260 with their most intimate secrets; 29 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,728 sharing their deepest fears. 30 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,563 They appreciate me. 31 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:03,697 Well, let's not forget 32 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,499 who appreciated you first, all right? 33 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,535 And, for the record, I'm getting a little tired 34 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,171 of having to appreciate you by myself. 35 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:11,439 If you catch my drift. 36 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,107 Oh, you mean, like, in a sex way. 37 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,542 Bingo. Clever. 38 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,543 Well, I'm only thinking of others. 39 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:19,113 You know, when the, uh, (clears throat) men 40 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,848 in a society don't get enough sex, 41 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:24,418 they can become a mean and war-like people. 42 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:27,121 You know, I do hate war. 43 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,622 So, tonight, I'm all yours. Mm. 44 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,660 ZOE: I'm popular. 45 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,128 I'm finally fitting in. 46 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,264 This morning Babs Foster came by, 47 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,432 gave me a casserole gonna last me through next winter. 48 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:41,202 Yesterday, I got a free manicure at Mane Street. 49 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,603 Then, a ten-minute massage with one of those 50 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,172 new machines they put behind your head. 51 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,339 Oh, that's not a machine. 52 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,774 Billy Barnes likes to sneak in, 53 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,476 and rub lady's necks when their eyes are closed. 54 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,344 I'm not going to think about that 55 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:51,879 because people love me. 56 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,147 (quietly): Yeah. 57 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,282 What are you looking for? 58 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,217 What? Uh, nothing, no one, nobody. 59 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:59,487 Lavon Hayes, you're looking for a girl. 60 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,489 Come on, spill the beans. 61 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,890 Can't. 62 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,226 I don't even know if it's a thing yet. 63 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,627 She's acting kind of weird about it. 64 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,163 All right, fine, one bean. 65 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,898 Who is it? I can keep a secret. 66 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,201 Uh, debatable. 67 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,768 But as soon as I know this thing's a thing, 68 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,504 I'll tell you. 69 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,206 I-I'll see you later. Go on. 70 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,240 Go about your business. 71 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,808 (blows raspberries) 72 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,345 (awkward chuckle) Hey, A.B. 73 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,779 I was hoping I'd see you. 74 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,615 I can't stop thinking about the other night. 75 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,318 It was so amazing. 76 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,254 It was, right? 77 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:37,391 I mean, you did make amazed sort of sounds. 78 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,660 Oh, yes, I was amazed. 79 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:40,661 (chuckles nervously) 80 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,631 Um, it's just, I... 81 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,833 It's just what? 82 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,202 Complicated. I've got to scoot. 83 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,507 A bottle of wine, Frank? 84 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,775 Pinot? 85 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,877 I got that special for you, Doc. Aw. 86 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,280 You got my wife through the flu 87 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,550 and that woman is a real B-word when she's sick, 88 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,684 you know what I mean? 89 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:04,685 I think I do. 90 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,919 Rhymes with "doll buster." 91 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:06,920 Nope, I was wrong. 92 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,222 Frank-a-lank! 93 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,390 Hey. 94 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,758 Can I grab a bottle of that red? 95 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,394 Well, slap me silly, you're back. 96 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,429 Here you go. What the hell, Frank? 97 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,865 Well, sorry, but I only got the one 98 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,568 and I've known Jonah since he was a baby. 99 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,836 Hey, I don't mean to ruffle your... 100 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:23,804 very attractive feathers, 101 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,240 it's just that I wanted this to celebrate. 102 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,441 Oh, yeah, what are you celebrating? 103 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:28,642 You having dinner with me tonight. 104 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:29,843 (laughs): Ho-ho... 105 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:30,978 You did not just... 106 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,780 Say that? I just really did. 107 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,316 Come on, why not share your wine with a friend? 108 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,318 I already have a friend. Thank you. 109 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,387 Kind of surprising, but okay. 110 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,921 (scoffs) 111 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,493 I think she likes me. 112 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,496 BRICK (stammers): Wh-what do you mean 113 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,863 you're here to see Dr. Hart? 114 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,466 Esther, I've been your doctor for 20 years. 115 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,502 Now... Actually, it's-it's a follow-up. 116 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,969 She's sprained her wrist while you were gone. 117 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,738 Hey, Esther, why don't you go on in? 118 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,507 Thank you. 119 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:05,479 That is the third patient today who has requested you. 120 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,647 How much you paying them? 121 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,015 What can I say? 122 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,050 BlueBell and I kind of became besties during the flu. 123 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,654 Can you make sure everyone gets one of these? 124 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,656 Thanks. 125 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,496 Oh, good Lord, here she comes. 126 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:23,897 Lemon. Hello. 127 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,300 I knew I'd find you here. 128 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,536 San Antonio was fantastic, thank you for asking. 129 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,703 I have to show you our pics. 130 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:30,804 Look, Alamo... Mm-hmm. 131 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,540 Alamo... Mm. 132 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,541 Alamo... Mm-hmm. 133 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:34,942 But why am I rambling 134 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,844 when we have important items to discuss? 135 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,646 Oh, we do? 136 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,748 It's Brick's birthday this weekend, 137 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,383 and he wants to have a party where he would like 138 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,917 to introduce a special someone to his friends. 139 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,986 So, everything has got to be perfect. 140 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,120 I started jotting down ideas 141 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:50,023 and I just had so many, I had to buy a second notebook. 142 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,525 Ideas. 143 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,727 You have ideas about my father's birthday. 144 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,964 Yeah... and I am sure she cannot wait to hear them. 145 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,500 I'll call you. I'm-I'm sorry to interrupt. 146 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,035 Magnolia, 147 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,737 that is such a cute dress. 148 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:04,938 It really makes your eyes pop. 149 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:05,873 (feigns laughter) 150 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,943 God, and her voice really makes my ears bleed. 151 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,412 I swear, if Daddy marries her, 152 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,481 I am not splitting his will three ways. 153 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,615 You can share your half. 154 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,417 Well, fortunately, that won't be an issue. 155 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,419 Daddy's going though a mid-life crisis, 156 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,953 but Shelby won't be around for long. 157 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,054 I can promise you that. 158 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:25,593 Yes! I knew you would come up with some evil plan. 159 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,027 I'm the luckiest sister in the whole world. 160 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,397 I don't know, y'all. (giggle) 161 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,565 Brick does seem really happy, 162 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,935 and the heart wants what the heart wants, right? 163 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:35,936 AnnaBeth, we're not animals. 164 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,572 We can control who we do and do not sleep with. 165 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,442 Right. You're so right. 166 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,444 As always. Oh, my God, they've had sex? 167 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,612 You know, you might want to cut back on the caffeine. 168 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,113 You're making a little less sense than usual. 169 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,381 It might explain that break out, too. 170 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,454 Wade, I'm on my way. 171 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,589 Keep dinner warm, and keep you warm, too. 172 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,990 Oh, my God, please erase that. 173 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,660 Zoe, Zoe, hi, I-I need to see you right away. 174 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,994 Ah-ah-ah-ah, now young lady, 175 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,663 I delivered you into this world, 176 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,732 I forbid you from seeing Dr. Hart. 177 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:08,702 I'm sorry Dr. Breeland, it's a woman thing. 178 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,872 (sighs) 179 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,841 It's VD, isn't it? 180 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,544 God is smiting me with VD for my sins. 181 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,746 Well, if he is, he's doing it in World War II, 182 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,714 because nobody says "VD" anymore. 183 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,115 It's actually just a pimple. 184 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,684 Well, I deserve VD. 185 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,152 Do you want to talk about it? 186 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,521 I slept with the last person on Earth I should have. 187 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,189 I'm a terrible person. 188 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,091 Who? I can keep a secret. 189 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,495 Why does everyone keep reacting like that? 190 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,497 You know, Lavon did the same thing... to me. 191 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,868 Oh, my God. 192 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:41,869 Oh, my God, what were you thinking? 193 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:45,673 Yeah, I know. That's why I deserve to be smote. 194 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,074 Smited? Smitten? 195 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,777 I... I just hope my hair doesn't fall out. 196 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,011 It is my best feature. 197 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,013 Well, was it a one-time thing, or do you have feelings for him? 198 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,114 You know him. 199 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,817 How could I not have feelings for him? 200 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,952 Oh, Lemon's going to be so hurt. 201 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,121 And then, of course, destroy me. 202 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,856 Well, this is a small town 203 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,125 so you are going to have to be the one to tell her 204 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,894 if you want to save your friendship. 205 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,197 You're right. 206 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,866 Will you role play some various scenarios with me? 207 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,035 If I don't prepare, 208 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,771 I'll chicken out. Now? 209 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,474 If-if you have somewhere to be, it's fine. 210 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,710 No, no, you need me. 211 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,712 Wade will understand. Just let me text him, okay? 212 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,990 ZOE: Wade? 213 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,631 (snoring quietly) 214 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,473 (sighs) 215 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,958 Hey, Wade, hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 216 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,593 Well, well, 217 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,161 have you come to take my orange juice, too? 218 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,563 It was my wine. 219 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,565 So, I take it you two have met? 220 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,832 Not officially. 221 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,000 Jonah Breeland. 222 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,602 Breeland. Mm-hmm. 223 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,870 There's more of them. 224 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,605 Yeah, this is Brick's nephew. 225 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:27,741 Uh, Jonah, this is Zoe Hart, beloved town doctor. 226 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,844 And this is who I shared my wine with. 227 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:31,879 Wine, when? 228 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,180 Well, I meant to. 229 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,148 Excuse me, while I grab him for a second. 230 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,784 Well... 231 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,922 I am so, so sorry about last night. 232 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,124 I had no idea you had all that planned. 233 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,926 Is there any way I can make it up to you? 234 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:46,994 Sex. 235 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,630 Yeah, I know. But something more? 236 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,632 More sex. 237 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,767 Look, my buddy Bo said we can borrow his hunting cabin. 238 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,803 Why don't you and I get away for a weekend? 239 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,270 (sighs) The weekend? 240 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,873 It sounds great, but you know it's a bad time. 241 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,942 I have all these patients recovering... 242 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,911 Yeah, they're recovering from the flu, not Ebola, all right? 243 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,779 They're going to be here when you get back. 244 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,648 Come on. 245 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,783 Brick does owe me. 246 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:12,285 All right! 48 hours of F-U... 247 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,121 Wade! 248 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,189 Come on, I was just going to spell "fun." 249 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,626 It's like all you can think about is sex. 250 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,328 Okay, so, Magnolia and I will be 251 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,630 helping Shelby plan your birthday party. 252 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,797 Oh. 253 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,599 Because she hardly knows you, of course. 254 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,634 Oh, no, she does. 255 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,936 Either she has the most penetrating understanding 256 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,204 of human nature, or I'm just shallow as hell, 257 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,006 but either way, I'm good. 258 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,277 Daddy, are you sure that you two are ready to go public? 259 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:41,815 Lemonade, as long as you and Magnolia give her a chance, 260 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,216 I don't care what anyone else thinks. 261 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,185 JONAH: If you're waiting for the bus, 262 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,954 I think the last one left in 1974. 263 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,222 Oh, would you look at you. Jonah! 264 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,658 What are you doing here? (laughing) 265 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,392 Well, I had a few days off, 266 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,361 I figured I'd come to my favorite uncle's birthday. 267 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,163 That sounds good. 268 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,631 And, Lemon, my apologies for missing your wedding. 269 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,099 I wish I could've been here to personally see 270 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,134 the demonic terror you unleashed on George Tucker. 271 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,369 Well... 272 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,838 Actually, Jonah, in the face of that horrendous 273 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:08,075 tragedy, Lemon responded as the mature and selfless woman 274 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,376 she has become. 275 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,912 Oh, Daddy, stop. I mean it. 276 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,781 My girl is changing for the better. 277 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,883 Well, I'm-I'm trying. 278 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,917 This is Lemon 2.0: 279 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,986 selfless, generous... 280 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,253 and I've never been more proud. 281 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,388 Daddy, come on, stop. 282 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,824 I'm sure that Jonah's sick of hearing how great I am. 283 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,025 A little bit, yeah. 284 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,193 (laughing) 285 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,961 You know, I was sorry to hear about 286 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,963 AnnaBeth's divorce. 287 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,065 Well, not really. Is she seeing anyone? 288 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,001 (laughs) Well... 289 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,836 I mean, you two did always have sparks. 290 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,170 I'll check it out for you. 291 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,372 Oh, if y'all excuse me for just a sec, 292 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,843 I just need to say hi. Huh. Yeah. 293 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,178 Jonah is back. Ugh. 294 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,947 And you and Shelby are working together. 295 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,883 I just... this is shaping up to be the best birthday ever. 296 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,685 (laughs) 297 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,889 Hey, Lemon, I love your hair. Looks so nice. 298 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,090 Funny thing happened: 299 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,426 (laughs nervously) I slept with the mayor. 300 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,761 (phone rings) 301 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,662 Oh. 302 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,465 Uh... 303 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,067 Hello. 304 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,268 Oh, AnnaBeth. 305 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,970 Uh, hey, it's Lavon. 306 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,338 Um... 307 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,174 Look, I feel like things have been a little 308 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,710 weird between us ever since we... 309 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,478 you know. 310 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,814 And I was hoping we could talk about it. 311 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,415 Perhaps over dinner tonight? 312 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,217 What do you say? No. 313 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,087 Yes. No. 314 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,388 (stammers): I-I... 315 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,157 There is something I have to do first. 316 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,424 I will call you back. 317 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,862 Yeah. 318 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:38,198 Okay. Thank you. 319 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,367 (sighs) 320 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,769 (clears throat) 321 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,938 So, listen, I have to ask you something. 322 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:45,939 Sure. Yeah, just, could you get... 323 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,108 could you get the dog to stop chewing my shoe? 324 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,110 Dolly, stop. 325 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,347 You just have to be firm, but gentle. (forced chuckle) 326 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,516 You love her, right? 327 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,152 Do I-do I love her? 328 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,288 I-I feel very warmly for her 329 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,390 when she's not licking my face when I'm trying to sleep, 330 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,292 or staring at us while we're kissing, 331 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,294 or eating my shoe. (chuckles) 332 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,829 Then would you please, please, please 333 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,964 consider doing me the greatest favor in the world? 334 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:14,267 Anything. 335 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,436 I got a call to do hair at the auto show 336 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,171 in Birmingham and I was hoping you could 337 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,173 babysit Dolly Parton tonight. 338 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,942 Of... of course. 339 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,211 Just tell me what I need to do. 340 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,846 Okay. (awkward laugh) 341 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,114 First things first: 342 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,515 this is her favorite toy, Sir Squeaks-a-Lot. 343 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,818 Oh. She needs long walks in the morning; 344 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,319 (squeaking) 45 minutes at a fast pace. 345 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,221 Meals are at exactly 8:30 and 5:00. 346 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,524 Thunderstorms, baths, well, any kind of water really, 347 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,859 scares the bejeezus out of her, 348 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,093 and the only way to calm her down 349 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,129 is singing "Jolene." 350 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,196 Dolly loves her Dolly. 351 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,564 Yeah, I need to write all this down, 352 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,933 but could you... could you get her 353 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,100 to stop squeaking the damn frog? 354 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,302 (stammers): The damn... the damn cute frog. 355 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,038 That's... squeaky... I like it. 356 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,173 Thank you. 357 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,008 Yeah, yeah. 358 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,143 Give it, give it, give it. 359 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,377 (squeaks) 360 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,546 Oh... 361 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,015 This is gonna be awesome. 362 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,384 Oh, here is a good one. 363 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,487 What if the theme is "Gettin' Wiggy with It" 364 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,989 and everybody's got to wear wigs? 365 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,257 Could you just die. 366 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,893 Yes, I could, right now. 367 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,028 LEMON: Um, all of these 368 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,897 are very good... 369 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,131 excellent ideas, 370 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,834 so, why don't you just pick your favorite, 371 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,836 and we will do everything that we can to help you out. 372 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,072 Oh, yay. 373 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,308 Oh, I feel like I have two new sisters. 374 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,376 Now I have to go shopping. 375 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,845 Oh, I just get that tingly feeling when I say that. 376 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,480 Kiss, kiss. (kissing) 377 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,450 Okay, what is your plan to get rid of her 378 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,287 and how does it involve throwing Daddy a wig party? 379 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,857 I have evolved, Magnolia, 380 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,458 and I'm trying to be a better person. 381 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,160 Are you going soft on me? 382 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,196 Don't you go soft on me. 383 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,034 What on Earth was that about? 384 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,070 Oh, she's not a big fan of Lemon 2.0. 385 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,239 (clears throat) 386 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,507 What's up? 387 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,011 How's Walt? 388 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,980 He's great. Why? 389 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,349 So, you two are good? 390 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,350 Yeah. 391 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,452 Good. Good. 392 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,021 Yep. 393 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,324 Whoo, it must be nice to be over Lavon. 394 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,960 (laughing) 395 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,628 Why do you ask? 396 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,530 No reason. 397 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,269 Oh, my God, you know what I almost forgot? 398 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,404 Guess who's back in town and who asked about you? 399 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,574 Jonah. 400 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,642 You don't say. 401 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,010 You both are single, 402 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,511 so why don't you go out to dinner tonight? 403 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,347 Oh, Lemon, I... 404 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,514 You know what, don't thank me. 405 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,549 We're best friends. 406 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,483 It's the least I can do. 407 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,418 I'll give him a call right now and set it up. 408 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,389 ZOE: Brick, I need this. 409 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,024 I deserve this. 410 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,260 Well, as much as I would love to work this weekend, 411 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,929 and remind everyone in town who the real doctor is, 412 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,999 it is my birthday and my girls are throwing me a party. 413 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,934 Oh, my invitation must've got lost in the mail. 414 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:01,834 Zoe's worked her butt off 415 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,071 covering for you, you stupid ol' ass. 416 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,339 Oh, whoa, whoa, now, what was it you just called me? 417 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,475 Now, now, now you two calm down. 418 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,542 There's no need. 419 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,044 We can settle this without insults. 420 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,179 Can't we just flip a coin? 421 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,183 No, I will not let my birthday be decided by chance. 422 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,985 SHERIFF BILL: Well, how about a contest? 423 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,121 Like, whoever can cure the next patient 424 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,655 who walks through that door, wins. 425 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,291 Fine. 426 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,325 All right, I'm in. 427 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,962 Oh, Michelle. Mrs. Peyser. 428 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,630 How are you? Is everything okay? What can I help you with? 429 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,564 It's Henry here. 430 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,034 He hasn't done number two in five days. 431 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,572 All right, you got this champ, come on. 432 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,441 That better be one hell of a hunting lodge. 433 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,542 Mm, mm, mm. 434 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,050 I'm going to tell you about the miracle 435 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,986 that is the human digestive system. 436 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,688 See now, great moments were born out of great opportunities. 437 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,591 And this is your chance, Henry, to show everyone out there 438 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,128 that you were born to do this. 439 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,430 So, you know how when you have food, 440 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,597 and you chew it up-- 441 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,598 num, num, num, num, num-- 442 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,134 the food's so good. 443 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,669 Can you do this? (grunting) 444 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,739 Did you know sometimes that there's gold in it? 445 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,442 (grunting) 446 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,744 (whispering): I'll give you ten bucks. 447 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:23,316 Henry, I think you can guess where this goes. 448 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,219 BRICK (laughing): Whoo, hoo-ho-hoo. 449 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,487 Thanks, Dr. Breeland. Bye, now. 450 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,257 Wow, you literally scared the pooh out of him. 451 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,725 I think I won the doctor-off. 452 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,261 You get the weekend off, that's it. 453 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,762 Congratulations. 454 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,530 FRANK: Dr. Hart, 455 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,232 uh, we had a canned goods sale at the Dixie Stop, 456 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,201 and now my carpel tunnel's acting up. 457 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,369 Frank. 458 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,471 Dr. Breeland. 459 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,639 Uh... is that you? 460 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,741 My eyes aren't so good either. 461 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,477 Frank, why don't you just head on in there. 462 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,511 Huh? Oh. 463 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,180 Okay. 464 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,049 (sighs) I'm sorry. I tried. 465 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,550 I know. 466 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,254 LEMON: What? Cancel the party? 467 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,489 But it's tomorrow. 468 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,491 I know, I know, but now is just not a good time 469 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,094 to tell everyone about Shelby and me. 470 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,096 I thought you didn't care what people think? 471 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,530 Well, I-I didn't, until Zoe Hart 472 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,299 saved everyone in BlueBell, 473 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,534 like Clara Barton in shorty shorts. 474 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,171 Look, I just can't afford to lose another patient to her. 475 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,474 And Shelby is half my age, 476 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,811 and, you know, the people in town might find it... 477 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,513 A crime against nature? 478 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,415 Don't you worry, we'll call the whole thing off. 479 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,616 It'll be fine. 480 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,519 Oh, now why can't everyone be just 481 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,654 accepting and understanding like you are? 482 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,729 ANNABETH: I didn't hate gym class. 483 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,864 I hated Coach Abernathy. 484 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,599 The man was cool. He had that awesome 'stache. 485 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,634 It was not awesome. 486 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,768 It looked like he snorted a broom. 487 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,204 You know, I forgot how funny you are. 488 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,642 Uh-oh, checking the watch, not a good sign. 489 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,679 I'm sorry, I just, I have a lot on my mind right now. 490 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,649 Want to talk about it? 491 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:10,290 Um, thanks, but, um, I really have to go. 492 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,198 Hey, Jonah, 493 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,699 big plans this weekend, bud? 494 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,168 Apparently not. 495 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,869 Good, 'cause I could use a favor. 496 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,405 Lavon. 497 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,707 Wait, that wasn't what it looked like. Mm-hmm. 498 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,643 Looked like you were on a date with Jonah Breeland. 499 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,880 Yeah, okay, well... good eye. 500 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,482 But... 501 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,150 but it wasn't a real date. 502 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,153 Lemon was just testing me, 503 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,755 because earlier today I tried to tell her about us, 504 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,692 but then she got suspicious and she set me up with Jonah 505 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,760 to make sure I don't have feelings for you. 506 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,363 So, you don't have feelings for me? 507 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,932 No, I do. 508 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,568 I just missed my window of opportunity to tell her that. 509 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,737 Why would Lemon care that you have feelings for me? 510 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,639 She and I ended things a long time ago. 511 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:00,940 We both moved on. 512 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,576 Yeah... 513 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,412 AnnaBeth, 514 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:09,616 Lemon and I have both moved on, haven't we? 515 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,584 Yeah... Can we just pretend 516 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,253 like the last 15 seconds never happened? 517 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,921 Okay. 518 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,525 I'm not sure that they did. 519 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,159 (crickets chirping) 520 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,330 Huh. 521 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,664 Yeah, 522 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,267 this isn't going to work. 523 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,368 Dolly Parton, you need to go. 524 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,204 Come on, hey. No, no, 525 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,273 see that face is not going to work on me. 526 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,541 There's a beautiful couch right here, 527 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,875 it's real comfortable. 528 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,311 Good. (sighs) 529 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,485 Hey, great news. 530 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,287 I found a doctor to cover for you this weekend. 531 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,388 Jonah Breeland. 532 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:52,392 That's funny, but impersonating a doctor is a felony. 533 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,761 And, in prison, they would be all over someone that pretty. 534 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,596 Graduated with honors from Duke Medical, 535 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,698 just finished my residency at Chicago General. 536 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,767 Technically, I'm on vacation. 537 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,403 And you're welcome. 538 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,538 See? Bona fide smarty-pants. 539 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,806 Now, come on, let's go. 540 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,676 Wait. 541 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,478 You know, I don't know if Brick and I 542 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,979 want to leave our patients with a stranger. 543 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,881 Dr. Hart? Dr. Hart? 544 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,919 It-it's Bart, his feet, they're... 545 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,654 Jonah Breeland? 546 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,890 Get over here and give me a hug. 547 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,594 Look at you. 548 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,795 Hey, you guys go have fun. 549 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,829 I got this. 550 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:30,897 See? 551 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,299 SHULA: Tell me you're staying in town. 552 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,401 Come on. 553 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,636 You look great. (laughing) 554 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,945 Rise and shine, 555 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,548 I'm back. 556 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,983 Um, where... is my baby girl? 557 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,519 Oh, she just... 558 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,687 she wanted to sleep on the couch. 559 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,789 She's not out here, George. 560 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,292 Please tell me this is some kind of prank, 561 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,594 and she's really hiding in your closet. 562 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,564 No, (scoffs) no, she's-she's-she's out here. 563 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,766 She's out here... 564 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,668 somewhere. 565 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,470 Uh, okay. Uh... 566 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,739 Tansy, baby, I need you to, uh, 567 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,907 just stay calm, okay? 568 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,577 My baby, she is out there, alone. 569 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,778 On the streets. 570 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,581 Yeah. And we will-we will find her, okay? 571 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,283 But what if we don't, George? 572 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,922 My whole life has been a constant stream 573 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,858 of guys walking all over me, 574 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,294 and Dolly has been the one thing I could count on. 575 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,030 Okay, okay. 576 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,700 Here's what we do: 577 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,002 I need you to find a picture of her 578 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,004 and I need you to make a flyer. 579 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,707 I have one of her smiling. 580 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,709 Or do you want a serious one? 581 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,412 No, no, smiling... smiling's real good. 582 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,013 Okay. Okay? 583 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,421 Wow. 584 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,823 It's so rustic and charming. 585 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,625 I feel like I'm in a Folgers commercial. 586 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,660 Well, what did you expect? 587 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,396 Well, you said "hunting lodge." 588 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,432 My mind went to some dark places. 589 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,901 Ooh, this bed's got good spring to it. 590 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:15,968 Come here, let's test drive 591 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,069 this bad bear, come on. 592 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,372 Okay, but I have to check my messages. 593 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,073 I'm not getting any service. 594 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,109 Well, what does that matter? 595 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,112 We came here to get away from it all-- that is the all. 596 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,381 I'm a doctor-- I have to be reachable 597 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,449 in an emergency. 598 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,950 (cell phone chimes) 599 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,919 See? I just missed a call from AnnaBeth. 600 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,454 I have to find service so I can call her back. 601 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,523 Oh, come on, it's not like she's dying. 602 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:37,724 We are all dying. 603 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:38,925 Just at different rates. 604 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,561 Well, enough of the sexy talk. 605 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,663 Look, if you need bars, you can hike up to the top 606 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,864 of the hill there. 607 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,534 Okay, when I get back, we'll take this puppy for a spin. 608 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,502 Ooh. (quiet laugh) 609 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,973 Shelby, thank you so much for meeting me. 610 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,875 Oh, are you kidding me? This'll be fun. 611 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,644 I'll be like the big sister you never had. 612 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,812 Except I have one. 613 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:03,616 Well, I'll be like the one you never had. 614 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,852 (both laugh) 615 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,887 I was just so bummed your dad cancelled the party. 616 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,656 I wanted to take you dress shopping. 617 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,491 Well, about that, you should know 618 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,159 that Daddy cancels his party every year. 619 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,727 Oh. 620 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,863 And then every year we throw him a surprise party. 621 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,466 Oh, it's just this silly little game we play. 622 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,633 Oh, thank God. 623 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,435 For a second there, I... 624 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,904 I thought he didn't want to introduce me to his friends. 625 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,773 Oh, no. No. 626 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,608 I am sure he's dying 627 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:29,776 to show you off. 628 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,110 you are like a Barbie that is 629 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,712 barely out of its box. 630 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,114 Oh, thank you. 631 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:39,118 So, how do we make this party one this town will never forget? 632 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,687 AnnaBeth, you didn't. 633 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,789 I know, it just slipped out. 634 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,557 I told him to forget I said anything. 635 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,758 You think he did? 636 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,794 He played football-- maybe he got hit in the head a lot. 637 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,462 (call waiting beeps) 638 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,864 Well, looks like we're gonna find out. 639 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:52,965 That's him on the other line. 640 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:53,833 You call me back! 641 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,035 Okay. 642 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,036 Hey. 643 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:57,870 Oh, oh, good you're there. 644 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,706 Look, I need to ask you something. 645 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,008 Um, do you think it's possible Lemon Breeland 646 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,109 still has feelings for me? 647 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,678 I really don't know. 648 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,714 Well, look, I know you don't know, but what do you think? 649 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,248 I mean, she did bid on my basket 650 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,783 at auction. 651 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,652 And then she told Ruby about the affair. 652 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,688 She did have feelings for you during the election. 653 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,524 Hold the roll. 654 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,091 You knew and you didn't tell me? 655 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,727 Well, because you had moved on 656 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,795 and I knew how you felt about Ruby. 657 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,664 It was really hard keeping all the storylines straight. 658 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:25,732 I stopped watching Game of Thrones 659 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:26,899 after the first episode, 660 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,134 let me tell you. 661 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,169 (phone beeps) Lav... Lavon? 662 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,105 (groans) 663 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,107 (phone rings) 664 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,709 Dr. Hart? It's Cody. 665 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,244 Cody? 666 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:39,979 Hey, Cody. How's the ankle? 667 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,948 It's swelled up like a pickled pig's foot. 668 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,550 You got a sec to check it out? 669 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,151 You know what? I am out of town for the weekend 670 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,219 but I can see you first thing Monday morning. 671 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,955 No, no, it's all right. 672 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,823 We're all going down to the doctor's office later. 673 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,559 I'll just get Jonah to look at it. 674 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,527 Wait, I'm sorry, you're all headed to the doctor's office? 675 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:55,995 What for? (phone beeps) 676 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,798 Cody? Cody. 677 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,032 (groans) 678 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,103 Come on. 679 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,305 (yells) 680 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,775 (screams) 681 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,913 (knocking on door) 682 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,649 Okay, this is awkward, 683 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,284 so I'm just gonna say it. 684 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,019 I'm not in love with Lemon anymore, 685 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,021 even if she is still in love with me. 686 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:25,024 I never should have let that slip. 687 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,761 I continue my campaign to be the worst best friend ever. 688 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,730 So, she is. 689 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,033 You know, I'm honestly not sure. 690 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,535 She was. 691 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:40,006 Well, look, you didn't mean for this to happen. 692 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,275 But it's happening and we can't deny it. 693 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,712 And Lemon seems really happy with Walt. 694 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,014 That's true. 695 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,751 I think she's moved on. 696 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,319 I hope she has. 697 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:54,621 She deserves to be happy. 698 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,024 Just like I deserve to be happy. 699 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,895 And you make me happy. 700 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,998 You make me happy, too. 701 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,842 Would you like me to speak to her? 702 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,678 No, I need to do it. 703 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,947 Okay, good luck with that. 704 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,949 (laughs) 705 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,184 (door opens, then closes, Zoe sighs) 706 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:27,386 (laughs) Don't. 707 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,723 You know, when I told you about my little mud wrestling fantasy, 708 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,258 this isn't exactly how I pictured it. 709 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,226 I fell down the hill looking for cell service. 710 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,395 In the movies, it's zany-- it did not feel zany. 711 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,698 Look, why don't I run you a bath, we'll get you cleaned up 712 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,633 and once you're clean, I'll join you and we'll get dirty again. 713 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,971 You know, Cody told me that everyone was going 714 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:46,673 to the doctor's office-- what do you think that means? 715 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:49,208 I don't know, maybe Jonah Breeland's having one 716 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,209 of his famous poker games. 717 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,711 But those are my patients. 718 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,179 What if he's not even any good? 719 00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,749 Or worse yet, what if he is? 720 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,317 Face it, Doc, 721 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,219 the whole town's been treating you like Princess Leia 722 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,989 at a Star Wars convention, and you love it. 723 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,725 Okay, well, yeah, so what if I do? 724 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,727 Well, I'm just trying to spend some quality time with you 725 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,395 and you're so desperate for your fans' attention... 726 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,397 There is nothing wrong with enjoying it 727 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,065 when people appreciate your work. 728 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,934 All right, but it's a fine line between enjoying it 729 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,936 and being addicted to it is all I'm saying. 730 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,137 It's called "career satisfaction." 731 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,372 And you would understand that if you... 732 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:25,411 That came out wrong. 733 00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,680 (quietly): Oh. 734 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,051 Look, why don't I take you home? 735 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,689 Wade. 736 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,299 A toast to a delicious dinner with my daughters 737 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,168 and my girlfriend. 738 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,236 (cell phone chimes) I can't imagine 739 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,171 a more perfect birthday. 740 00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,906 And the night is still young. 741 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,374 Yes, it is. 742 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,277 Mm... 743 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:01,247 Will you excuse us? We need to go cut the cake. 744 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,950 Mm. What? 745 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,785 I'm getting excited now. 746 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:07,820 Aren't they too cute? Don't you love her dress? 747 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,222 Why did I just get an Evite to my own father's surprise party? 748 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,992 I was waiting to surprise you, too, 749 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,461 but I convinced Shelby to pop out of a giant cake 750 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:16,929 I borrowed from Dash DeWitt 751 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,331 and serenade Daddy with a sexy song. 752 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,332 (gasps) 753 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:21,333 Magnolia! 754 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,334 And don't even ask 755 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,936 why Dash has a giant prop cake. 756 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,404 I just somehow knew he would. 757 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,406 No, you didn't. 758 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:28,841 Yes, I did. 759 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,509 Oh, Lemon, it'll be such a scandal. 760 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,846 Daddy will have to dump Shelby in order to keep his patients. 761 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,414 What is wrong with you? 762 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:38,117 Daddy specifically told us that this would hurt his practice. 763 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,155 Well, I decided our happiness was more important than his. 764 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,524 I learned it from you. 765 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,126 I thought you'd be proud. 766 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,997 Well, I'm not proud. 767 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:54,266 Not of you and particularly not of me, okay? 768 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,135 I am not that person anymore. 769 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,805 I am better than that. And so are you. 770 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,372 Oh, girls. 771 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,241 Jonah just called, he said Clive Baker's appendix 772 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:03,943 is about to burst, 773 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,845 which is odd because I removed it when he was 12. 774 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,246 I'm gonna get my bag, 775 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,480 and Shelby's gonna drive me to the office. 776 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,983 But do not cut that cake till I get back. 777 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,223 I'll talk to her. 778 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:21,027 (sighs) 779 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,263 Plan in motion-- I'll see you at the party. 780 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,933 Shelby, wait. 781 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:30,136 I've been thinking and your sexy cake dance tonight might be 782 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:31,804 a terrible idea. 783 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,006 Oh, you're nervous for me. 784 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,008 Don't be-- I'm really talented. 785 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,078 I lied to you before. 786 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,213 Daddy cancelled his party 'cause he's worried 787 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,882 he'll lose his patients when they find out 788 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,250 you two are dating. 789 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,919 Oh. 790 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,089 So this was your plan to get rid of me? 791 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,290 I'm sorry. 792 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,393 I'm 15-- we make very poor decisions. 793 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:55,627 You can look it up. 794 00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:58,965 Mm-hmm, okay, well, thank you for bringing me up to speed. 795 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,433 Ready? 796 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,169 Bye now. 797 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,971 Bye, wh... Wait. 798 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,505 Wait, so... 799 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,340 What does that even mean? 800 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:11,243 Yeah, well, thank you very much, Sheriff Bill. 801 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,478 Just call me if you hear anything, all right? 802 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,480 Thanks. 803 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,251 Dolly Parton! 804 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,220 (dog whimpering nearby) 805 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,556 Dolly. 806 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,559 Dolly? 807 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,095 Hey. (whistles) 808 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,596 Dolly? 809 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,932 (dog whimpering, barks) 810 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,533 (grunts) 811 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,068 (laughs) 812 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,870 Okay, all right. 813 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:39,171 It's all right, girl, it's all right. 814 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:40,472 We're gonna get you out of there. 815 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,910 You just got to come over here. 816 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,644 Scared of water, that's right. Okay, hey. 817 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,613 Hey, hey, girl, listen, hey. 818 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,115 Look, it's not so bad. 819 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:50,249 I'm coming. 820 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,451 It's not so bad-- the water's not so bad. 821 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,321 Oh, oh, oh, oh... how's that song go? 822 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,989 Ah, this is ridiculous. 823 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,057 (sighs) 824 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,259 * Jolene, Jolene 825 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:03,996 * Jolene, Jolene * 826 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,933 * I'm begging of you 827 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,101 * Please don't take my man 828 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,169 (Dolly Parton barks) 829 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,938 It's not enough? (laughs) 830 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,540 You're gonna make me sing this whole thing, aren't you? 831 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,075 (laughs) I'm singing to a dog. 832 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:19,078 * Jolene, Jolene 833 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:21,047 * Jolene, Jolene * 834 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,117 * Please don't take him just because you can. * 835 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,186 That's it, girl. That's it, whoo. 836 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,588 All right. Oh, good girl. 837 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,990 Good girl. 838 00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,959 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. 839 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,162 Yeah, ah, oh, my goodness, oh. 840 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:49,575 Wade... 841 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,177 that came out all wrong. 842 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,678 You know that I'm sorry, right? 843 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,147 I know. 844 00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:57,683 I'm just gonna go check on Jonah 845 00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,685 and then I'll meet you back at your place? 846 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,922 Take your time. 847 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,034 (indistinct chatter) 848 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,245 I can't believe you people. 849 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:30,616 I worked my butt off getting you through the flu. 850 00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:33,719 I stayed up three nights in a row making house calls. 851 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,522 I even neglected my own relationship. Why? 852 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,157 Because I felt needed. 853 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,691 I felt appreciated. 854 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,227 Then this guy comes to town, 855 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:44,096 you toss me aside like last season's sweaters. 856 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:47,199 Shame on you BlueBell, shame on you. 857 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,468 What is going on here? 858 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:52,304 ALL: Surprise! 859 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:55,307 (horns blowing) 860 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,043 Surprise. 861 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,544 (laughter) 862 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,380 Happy Birthday, Brick. 863 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:05,084 I'm just gonna... go... 864 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,186 over in the corner. 865 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:14,693 Lemon, have you seen Shelby? 866 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,195 Please tell me that you spoke to her 867 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,130 and she's not gonna humiliate us all 868 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,365 with a burlesque routine. 869 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,467 Well, I did speak to her, 870 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,402 and I told her I didn't think the cake 871 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,636 was a good idea. 872 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,238 And? 873 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:29,175 And I'm sure everything will be fine. 874 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,077 (sighs) 875 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,479 Okay, crisis averted. 876 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,147 Lesson learned. 877 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,615 Uh, Magnolia, 878 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:37,816 I'm sorry. 879 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,385 Can I have a minute with Lemon? 880 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,720 Mm-hmm. 881 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,655 So? 882 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,391 How was your date with Jonah? 883 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,658 Can I be the maid of honor 884 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,594 at your wedding because I prepared a toast, 885 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,229 and it is a real weeper. 886 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,664 Lemon, we need to talk. 887 00:33:56,435 --> 00:34:00,339 Those feelings I had for Lavon during the election... 888 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,442 ...I still have them. 889 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:07,679 And lately there's been this spark between us. 890 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,416 It-it took me completely by surprise, 891 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,551 I promise. 892 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:15,221 Something already happened between you two, hasn't it? 893 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,257 Yes. 894 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,262 I'm so sorry. 895 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,165 You... say something. 896 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,234 Anything, please. 897 00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:33,239 I have been trying... 898 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:36,475 so hard 899 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,477 to be a very kind 900 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,147 and forgiving person. 901 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:46,185 But right now, I'm feeling like I want to do something 902 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:48,287 very unladylike. 903 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,224 You were the only person 904 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,226 who knew how I really felt. 905 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,228 And I don't think that I can ever look at you 906 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:57,596 the same way again. 907 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,769 All right, see to... Oh, Lemon. 908 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:06,305 Lemon, I know I said I didn't want a party, 909 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,640 but I am really having fun. 910 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,576 But where's Shelby? 911 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,478 (crowd gasps) Daddy, um... 912 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,746 (music playing) 913 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,750 Happy birthday! 914 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,519 (squeaks) 915 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,360 * Never know how much I love you * 916 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:32,764 * Never know how much I care 917 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,634 * When you put your arms around me * 918 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,170 * I get a fever that's so hard to bear * 919 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:41,240 * You give me fever 920 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,342 * When you kiss me 921 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,178 * Fever when you hold me tight 922 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,380 * Fever 923 00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:50,316 * In the morning 924 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,785 * And fever all through the night... * 925 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,887 Whoo. 926 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:57,856 (Jonah chuckles) 927 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,263 Well, this party just got weirder. 928 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:05,531 * You give me fever 929 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,299 (glove snaps, crowd gasps) 930 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,401 * When you kiss me 931 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:11,770 * Fever when you hold me tight 932 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,639 * Fever! 933 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:15,841 God, I miss BlueBell. 934 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,910 BlueBell misses you, too, clearly. 935 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,848 It's hard to leave a place like this. 936 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,950 Thank God Dash's blog keeps me connected. 937 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,184 (chuckles) 938 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:29,421 You know, and he's always mentioning this mythical Zoe Hart. 939 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,590 Shut up. He does? 940 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,960 All I've heard since you arrived in BlueBell 941 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,828 is how amazing you are, 942 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,764 how much you've done for this town, 943 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,432 blah, blah, blah. 944 00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:41,967 Even Brick will admit it 945 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,535 if he's drunk enough. 946 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:44,636 Whoa. 947 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,439 * Give us fever... 948 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:48,974 * When we kiss it... 949 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,309 So you can relax. 950 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,843 You're beloved. 951 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:52,978 Thank you. 952 00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:55,481 Thank you for letting me sub today. 953 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,984 You know, I never considered coming back here 954 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,952 and opening up shop. 955 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,988 Maybe I should. 956 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:04,490 It's kind of rewarding. 957 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,325 It is, 958 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,460 but we've got plenty of doctors, 959 00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:09,695 so thank you. 960 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,997 And more than enough Breelands. 961 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,632 Mm-hmm. 962 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,403 * What a lovely way 963 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,005 * To burn. 964 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,640 (music ends) 965 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:28,480 (applause, laughter) 966 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,756 Uh, everyone, 967 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,891 um, this is Shelby, 968 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,761 my girlfriend. 969 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,262 (applause) 970 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:48,367 They love her. 971 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,636 Your plan was total amateur hour. 972 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,504 You played right into her strengths. 973 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,039 Well, I was counting on you, 974 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,974 but you had to be all Lemon 2.0. 975 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,576 Who am I kidding? 976 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:01,780 At best I am Lemon 1.5. 977 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,048 Don't you worry. 978 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:04,550 She won't be our new stepmother. 979 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,884 Oh, thank God. Can you imagine 980 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,686 having to spend Christmas with that woman? 981 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,321 Oh, gracious, no. 982 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:12,591 She'd figure out a way to pop out of a Christmas turkey. 983 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,092 (groans) 984 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,662 George, I'm com... 985 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,497 How is she? 986 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,798 She had a tough day, 987 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,066 but she's, uh, 988 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:24,002 she's gonna be just fine. 989 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,538 Dolly, baby, I missed you so much. 990 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:29,441 Look, 991 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,510 Tansy, I, uh, 992 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,112 I know that a lot of guys have disappointed you 993 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,983 in the past, but I will not do that. 994 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,985 Listen, Dolly Parton is... 995 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:42,388 She's not the only one you can count on anymore. 996 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,659 I am so... 997 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:50,696 turned on right now. 998 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,063 (clears throat) So am I. 999 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:54,099 But you're gonna have to move her, 1000 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,635 because she's too cute, 1001 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,036 and I can't do it. 1002 00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,838 (laughing): She is, isn't she? 1003 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,107 Oh, oh. 1004 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,845 (door opens) 1005 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,782 (sighs) 1006 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,951 I come in peace 1007 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,454 with a bouquet of apologies. 1008 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,355 Next time, try bourbon. 1009 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,692 You were right. 1010 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,961 I have been putting work before our relationship, 1011 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,564 which is why I booked us a room next weekend 1012 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:26,765 at the Whippoorwill Blossom. 1013 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:27,899 Wow. 1014 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:31,102 No phones. Have you ever done it on a four-poster bed? 1015 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,472 Nope. Did it in a pet cemetery one time. 1016 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:34,773 Didn't ask. 1017 00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:38,610 (clears throat) 1018 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,514 I feel really bad about what I said, 1019 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:45,717 about you not having had... 1020 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,553 A career. 1021 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,721 You're right, you know? 1022 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:52,157 And I never looked forward to going into work. 1023 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:55,393 Except when I was working on this. 1024 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,799 Plans for your bar? 1025 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,735 Don't know why I gave up on it. 1026 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,904 But you know, I... 1027 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:09,608 I think I might be willing to give it another shot. 1028 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:19,050 I'm sorry, Lavon, but no. 1029 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,786 Whatever this is, it has to end now. 1030 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:21,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. 1031 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,755 No. 1032 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,557 I should never have slept with you. 1033 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:26,792 It was wrong. 1034 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:29,661 We-we make each other happy. 1035 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:31,196 You said so. 1036 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,866 I don't deserve to be happy... 1037 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,705 ...until I can win back Lemon's trust. 1038 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,486 Just so you know, I turned off my phone. 1039 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,087 Well, (clears throat) 1040 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,723 I'll toast to that. 1041 00:40:57,756 --> 00:41:00,091 I'm not thirsty. 1042 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,695 Oh, well, come here. 1043 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,569 (knocking on door) 1044 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:11,837 Don't get that. 1045 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,138 They can call Brick. 1046 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,706 LAVON: Hey, you guys in there? 1047 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:16,141 It's me, Lavon. 1048 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,209 I just got dumped. 1049 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,111 Oh. No. 1050 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,117 Help me eat my feelings. 1051 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,553 (chuckles sadly) 1052 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:32,057 I am a former NFL player. 1053 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:34,726 It shouldn't be this hard to find love. 1054 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,130 When do I get to be happy? 1055 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,032 Chocolate? 1056 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,534 Yeah. It might help. 1057 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:44,502 (chuckles) 1058 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,740 (sighs) 1059 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:51,142 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1060 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,078 Can I have a bite?