1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,104 Perhaps after this election, 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:05,773 we can find a way to work side by side. 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,275 LAVON: Kiss the past good-bye. 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:08,409 I was flirting with you in the debate, 5 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,411 and I thought I felt something coming back the other way, 6 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,080 and if I got that wrong, then I'm sorry. 7 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,082 I was flirting with you, too. 8 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,549 People can conquer miles, 9 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:18,219 or any sort of obstacle, if it's meant to be. 10 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,153 Are you seeing someone? 11 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,622 There may be someone I may have feelings for. 12 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,258 You act like you don't even want Ruby Jeffries out of our lives. 13 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,527 Why do you care so much about getting rid of Ruby Jeffries? 14 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,062 Ruby doesn't get to swoop in and take him. 15 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,797 I saw him first. No, you didn't. 16 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,765 I'm sorry? We were in love once, 17 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,201 and Lord help me, I still think I am. 18 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:34,102 And by one vote, 19 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,337 the election goes to Mayor Levon Hayes! 20 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,805 (cheering) 21 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,741 Oh, my. 22 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,714 (Wade laughing) 23 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,592 Yeah. Hey. 24 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:01,362 That better not be my last black and white cookie. 25 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,630 Is that what they call these? 26 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,165 I feel like they kind of phoned it in 27 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,134 on the naming process. 28 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,169 My mom shipped those to me from New York. 29 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,803 They're my favorite things in the whole world, 30 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,272 and now they're gone. 31 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,407 Thought that about tube tops, too, 32 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,675 but they came back. 33 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,610 (clears throat) 34 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,846 Hey, look, I'm sorry, all right? 35 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,548 I got, uh... 36 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,116 I got seven minutes till I gotta be at work. 37 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:25,686 I'll make it up to you. Oh, gee, how could I resist such a romantic proposal? 38 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,421 That's what I love about our arrangement-- 39 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,589 no romance. 40 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,757 No, get away. 41 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,594 I'm not saying that I want romance, 42 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,329 but I'm also not a Ford, you know, 43 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:38,466 I need something besides your key to start my engine. 44 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,834 So you are saying you want romance. 45 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,870 No. 46 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,207 I don't know. Never mind. 47 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,676 How did evolution manage to skip BlueBell entirely? 48 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,311 Well, it happens. 49 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,645 We also missed out on Bieber Fever. 50 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,922 Whoa, hold on. 51 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:02,923 Don't slam the door. 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,358 Ruby's still sleeping. 53 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:07,628 Oh, I see. 54 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,597 You've had your first slumber party. 55 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,899 Yeah, there wasn't much slumbering going on. 56 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,367 If you get my drift. 57 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:14,902 Oh, yeah, I do. Oh! 58 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:18,739 I'm starting to decode the nuances of the local dialect. 59 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,274 RUBY (yawning): Oh, hey. 60 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,643 Morning, Zoe. Wow. 61 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,746 Pancakes, bacon and a rose? 62 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,815 Now that's romantic. 63 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,284 It's supposed to be eaten in bed. 64 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:33,354 I know... I was too far away from you. 65 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,755 You know, I'm-I'm gonna go 66 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,724 while you're still wearing things. 67 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,792 RUBY: Oh, hey, Zoe. 68 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,961 Levon and I put all that election nonsense behind us. 69 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,896 I'm hoping you and I can, too. 70 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,332 You want to grab coffee later? 71 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,667 Oh, you know, I wish I could, 72 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,570 but Brick refuses to hire any of the receptionist candidates 73 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,672 that I like, so now I am forced 74 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,208 to teach an intern how to work the phones. 75 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,277 But, you know, the kids these days are so techno-savvy, 76 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,279 she'll probably teach me a thing or two, huh? 77 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,880 (laughs) See you. 78 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,416 (door opens, closes) 79 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,585 She still hates me. 80 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:07,555 I shall comfort you. Oh, really? 81 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,956 Mm-hmm. And how are you gonna do that? 82 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,424 Okay, first we got to get upstairs. 83 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,326 (laughs) 84 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,300 LEMON: There you are. 85 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,734 Today is a historic day. 86 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:24,972 Mm-hmm, the anniversary of the start of the Nuremberg trials. 87 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,840 I have a history app. 88 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:31,312 And it is the day that I found my singular purpose in life. 89 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,714 Oh. That which will fulfill me creatively, 90 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,649 reward me professionally and distract me thoroughly 91 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,551 from the budding romance between Levon 92 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,987 and she-who-shall-not-be-named. 93 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:43,591 Well, don't make me wait till they update my app. 94 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,460 We are starting a catering business. 95 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,529 Yes! W-We? 96 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,797 We've been dreaming about it since the third grade. 97 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,833 Remember when our lemonade stand sold out in less than two hours? 98 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,335 Mm-hmm. 99 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,303 Well, what do you say? 100 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:58,406 Oh, golly, what do I say? 101 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,875 I say I am truly flattered. 102 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,043 But now's not a good time. 103 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,045 People are spending less in this economy. 104 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,381 Yeah, but we don't want to work for those kind of people, so... 105 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,682 And the businesses struggling the most? 106 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:09,917 Caterers. 107 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,986 I just saw it on 60 Minutes. You don't even have to check. 108 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,723 Oh. 109 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,024 Well. 110 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:20,361 I guess I could just find something else to do. 111 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,629 I like the sound of that already. 112 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,896 I mean, I did do a tremendous job 113 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,398 working on Lavon's campaign, 114 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,367 maybe there's something for me in politics. 115 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,701 Oh, Lord, yes. 116 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,737 Do that. Mm-hmm. 117 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,645 And this is the hold button. 118 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,079 Ooh, I've always wanted to put someone on hold. 119 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,748 Look, I've been practicing. 120 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,683 Good afternoon. 121 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,318 Dr. Breeland and Dr. Hart's office. 122 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,653 Please hold. 123 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,555 Love it. Very classy. 124 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,057 Although, just "Hart" then "Breeland" is easier to say. 125 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,325 (door closes) 126 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,326 BRICK: Hello, everyone. 127 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,362 Hey there, pickle. 128 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,830 You are looking just as cute as a button today. 129 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,466 Thanks, Brick. It's a new outfit. 130 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,934 Yeah. Looks like Stella got her groove back. 131 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,336 Well, Emily does make me happy. 132 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,405 Please don't ruin it by talking. 133 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,539 We had a horse-drawn carriage 134 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,941 take us around Charlotte last night. 135 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,677 We sipped champagne 136 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,978 and looked at the stars. (phone rings) 137 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,346 It was amazing. 138 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,547 ROSE: ...Dr Breeland's offices. 139 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,616 You can spare us the gory details. 140 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,884 Mm-hmm, okay. I'll let him know. 141 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,987 Uh, Dr. Breeland, that was Coach Scott 142 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:20,954 down at the high school. 143 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,523 The entire football team has 144 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:23,791 a bad case of athlete's foot. 145 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,092 You have to help them 'cause we can't lose 146 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:25,993 our big game against 147 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,995 Thurlow High this weekend. Okay, you, uh, 148 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,531 check my calendar and, uh, see if I'm free this afternoon. 149 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,399 Come on, Jim. 150 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,567 Since when did you get into football? 151 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,869 I'm not. I am into Max Burgess. 152 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,639 He's the placekicker. He's smart and sensitive 153 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,940 and thoughtful and the best part? 154 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,575 His girlfriend just moved to Montana. 155 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:42,976 Okay, I hope this doesn't sound harsh, 156 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,445 but based on your previous obsessions, 157 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,979 does he even know that you're alive? 158 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,448 That's the thing-- he does. 159 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,517 We've had lunch three times this week already. 160 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,453 Yesterday, I traded my Ho Ho for his Ding Dong. 161 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:53,954 Okay, I'm not up with the teen slang, 162 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,689 but I really hope those are still snacks. 163 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,690 BRICK: How's it looking? 164 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,526 Uh, you have a 2:00 and 3:00, 165 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,593 but you're free at 4:00. 166 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,530 Oh, but no, Emily and I were gonna Skype at 4:00, 167 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,665 and, uh, I need to set up that camera in my office. 168 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,999 It's always facing the wrong way 169 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,769 and I'm kind of working on a poem. 170 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:09,903 I'm free. I'll go. 171 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:10,971 Oh, no, no. 172 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,973 Remember last year when you pranced in there wearing 173 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,509 those shorty-shorts and I got all those irate phone calls 174 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,611 from some mothers-- no, no, no. 175 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,046 First, I did not "prance." 176 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,548 I am not a show pony. 177 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,484 Second, my wardrobe is stylish, 178 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,152 yet professional. 179 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,888 Right, Rose? Tell him. 180 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:28,989 No, you are not going. 181 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,157 No, I forbid it. 182 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,391 I'm sorry, you forbid it? 183 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,794 Rose, you got that calendar open-- what year does it say? 184 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,796 Bunch of Neanderthals, you know? 185 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:36,830 Maybe I don't need romance, 186 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,766 but a little respect, even a little courtesy. 187 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:39,967 Would that kill anybody? 188 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,168 No. 189 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:44,037 Excuse me. 190 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,774 And I was in such a good mood. 191 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,542 (phone rings) 192 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,844 Just say my name first. 193 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,787 LAVON: Morning, Lemon. 194 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,923 Well, if it isn't BlueBell's newest power couple. 195 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,125 Lavon, it's nice to see you. 196 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,828 Ruby, you wear defeat very well. 197 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,464 Thank you, Lemon, and as always, idleness suits you. 198 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,533 (laughs) Bye now. 199 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:16,136 Yes (laughs) 200 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:23,210 Goodness, I'm just running into everyone this morning. 201 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,479 It's like a private tour of my own life. 202 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,214 You okay, Lemon? You look a little pale. 203 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,082 Then the efforts to avoid the aging effects 204 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,018 of sunlight are succeeding. 205 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,721 Are you okay or is this box a little cry for help? 206 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,890 Funny, funny. No, tomorrow is Judge Perkins's 60th birthday 207 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,659 and I'm throwing him a party. 208 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,961 Oh, goodness, the only party anyone would want to go to 209 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,263 for Judge Perkins is the spreading of his ashes. 210 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,966 Exactly, which is why every year a local lawyer 211 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,736 gets the privilege of hosting his birthday bash. 212 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,571 Last year, Linwood Davis hosted a luau for him 213 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,106 and a tiki torch lit the judge's toupee on fire. 214 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,275 This year, Linwood Davis lost every single case. 215 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,611 Oh. I cannot afford to screw this up. 216 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,947 Well, I'm happy to help if you want. 217 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,749 I have a little time on my hands. 218 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:04,017 Oh, no, that's mighty kind of you, but I just hired AnnaBeth. 219 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,118 For what? 220 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,219 She started a catering business. 221 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,755 She didn't tell you? 222 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,222 See you, Lemon. 223 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,829 Well, I guess we can add Lemon to the growing list 224 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,265 of BlueBell residents not happy we're a couple. 225 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:21,535 (groans) The only opinions that matter to me are yours and mine. 226 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,870 (laughs) 227 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,872 You know it's been five minutes. Uh-oh. 228 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,006 And my lips miss you. 229 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,776 (giggling) 230 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,644 (screams) Oh! 231 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:31,879 Hey! 232 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,881 Get off my lawn, predator. What-what are you... 233 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,149 What the heck has gotten into you? I want that man off my property. 234 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,818 Lavon is my guest! 235 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,952 Uh, Ruby, no. 236 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,321 I'll go home and dry off. 237 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,991 My new suede shoes, man. 238 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,893 Lavon, I'm so sorry. 239 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,060 I'll call you later. 240 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,095 Not on my phone, you won't. 241 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,597 I have my own phone. 242 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,798 What is wrong with you? 243 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,672 ZOE: I want each of you to 244 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,909 use the can of fungal spray twice a day, 245 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,944 and keep your feet dry. 246 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,113 It should clear up soon. 247 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,949 Any questions? 248 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,052 Yeah, I got this raging case of jock itch. 249 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,588 (snickering) You mind taking a look? 250 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:17,057 Ha, how cute-- a baby caveman. 251 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,192 Okay, nimrods, back to practice. 252 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,961 Unless you want to lose this game. 253 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,130 But I promise you if you lose this game, 254 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,666 you will never ever have a happy life. 255 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,001 Go, let's go. 256 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,072 The itching shouldn't affect their playing. 257 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,941 They should be fine. 258 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,744 Really? I was hoping that might be what's wrong 259 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,946 with our kicker Max. 260 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,247 ZOE: Max? 261 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,983 Is that Max Burgess? 262 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,853 Yup, been in a funk all week. 263 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:46,987 Didn't his girlfriend just move away? 264 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,188 We're not Facebook friends. 265 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,322 I don't know. 266 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,324 Can you talk to him? Thurlow games always 267 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,359 come down to the wire. 268 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,128 We need a kicker to win. 269 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:03,003 Hey, Max. 270 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,271 I'm Zoe. 271 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,974 We didn't have a chance to chat while I was spraying your feet. 272 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,075 You're Rose's friend. 273 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,409 She talks about you a lot. 274 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,410 Isn't Rose the best? 275 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,113 They really broke the mold when they made her. 276 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,650 That's what I used to say about Lynette. 277 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,020 Till she moved away to Montana. 278 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,955 Just so far away, it might as well be Idaho. 279 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,427 (clears throat) 280 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,329 Broken hearts are no picnic. 281 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,865 This town takes football really seriously. 282 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,067 I don't want to let everybody down. 283 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,737 Please tell me there's a pill I can take 284 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,971 to make this all go away. 285 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,740 Legally no. 286 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,308 And they make you real thirsty. 287 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:45,278 Sadly, only time can heal the heart. 288 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,715 Meanwhile, you have to kick. 289 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,149 I can't kick without Lynette. 290 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,418 She was like your lucky charm? 291 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,253 Exactly. Well, 292 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,122 what helped you kick before Lynette? 293 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,757 Michelle? 294 00:10:56,790 --> 00:11:01,328 And before her, Kim. Then Jemma. 295 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:05,032 Then Vanessa... or was it-was it Brandy? 296 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,801 Sounds like having a special someone 297 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,403 in your life gives you confidence. 298 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,340 Yeah, I think you're right. 299 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,443 You know, you are a special guy, Max. 300 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:19,179 And you need to find yourself an equally special girl. 301 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:23,183 As a matter of fact, someone smart, funny 302 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,919 and adorable might be right under your nose. 303 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,888 And I think you know who I'm talking about. 304 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,189 I think I do. 305 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,793 Well, I have said too much already. I should go. 306 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,795 (chuckles) Don't put so much pressure on yourself. 307 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:02,823 Um, I'll take two dozen of these sirloins, please. 308 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,926 Oh, perfect. 309 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,829 My, my, someone's hungry. 310 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,330 I'm... gonna freeze them! 311 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,833 You just can't beat this price! 312 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,367 Or you could just serve them at Judge Perkins's 313 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:18,505 birthday party tomorrow night. I mean, they'd be perfect. 314 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,208 Lemon, I am so sorry I didn't tell you this morning. 315 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,811 You just caught me by surprise is all, 316 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,479 and after the divorce, I was just so excited 317 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,049 to finally have something all mine. 318 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,450 You don't have to apologize. 319 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,186 You are much more suited to being a caterer than I am. 320 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,522 I mean, after all the mental stimulation of running 321 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:39,126 a political campaign, I'm sure I just would have been bored. 322 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:43,163 I am truly blessed with your friendship. 323 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,397 You are always so supportive. 324 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,566 I just wish that you hadn't deceived me 325 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,137 and robbed me of the opportunity to be even more supportive. 326 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,039 Mm. Thank you. This much is fine. 327 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,240 Well, good luck tomorrow night. 328 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,142 I'm sure that you will be a huge success. 329 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,210 Thank you, Lemon. You could teach a class 330 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,411 on how to be a good friend. 331 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,314 Oh, I would, but I bet you are probably already teaching one. 332 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,850 (both laugh) 333 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,090 (sighs) 334 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,524 You know, until you came, 335 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:15,562 Lavon Hayes had a 98.7% approval rate. 336 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:19,399 Now I know who the other 1.3% was! Oh. 337 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,201 Man, your grandpa really hates me! 338 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,435 Honey, don't feel special-- 339 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,938 Grandpa hates a lot of people. 340 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,240 Yeah, but you know, in high school, we were tight. 341 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,942 He used to take me fishing and 342 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,045 tell me stories about the Korean War 343 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,480 and the dangers of Communism. 344 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,549 I thought you said that it doesn't matter 345 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,051 what people think about us. 346 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,320 This is family. 347 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,189 Hey, you know what? Bring him to lunch tomorrow. 348 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,457 Let me charm the pants off of him. 349 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,593 Oh, gosh, you have not seen Grandpa 350 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,062 walk around the house without his pants. Uh-uh. 351 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,998 Listen, he'll come around in his own time. 352 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,432 We push, we could make things worse. 353 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,167 I'll make my mama's buttermilk biscuits. 354 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,038 Yeah. One bite and he'll have nothing but love for Lavon Hayes. 355 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,073 (sighs) Come on. 356 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,943 I just want to make things right between him and me. 357 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,244 For us. 358 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,413 Please? 359 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,380 Pretty please? 360 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,348 All right, fine. 361 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,317 But you better wear something waterproof. 362 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,552 I heard that. 363 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,121 Man... 364 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,895 Hey, Lemon, you got a second? 365 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:25,565 Oh, yes. Let me just press "save." 366 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,935 Writing my résumé is so much fun. (giggles) 367 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,302 What's going on? 368 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,971 Um, Judge Perkins just doubled 369 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,240 the guest list for the party tonight. 370 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,008 And, well, I called AnnaBeth to tell here, 371 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,110 and she let out this little squeak of terror. 372 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,645 (chuckles) 373 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,646 What? 374 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,448 Oh, nothing. 375 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,184 It's just the word "squeak." It makes me laugh. 376 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,185 (both chuckle) 377 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,987 Right. Um, well, I'm worried 378 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,957 that AnnaBeth might be in over her head just a little bit, 379 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,026 and I need this party to be a home run. 380 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,263 And, well, you are the Babe Ruth of party planning. 381 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,999 And I was wondering if you could 382 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,301 please, please, please help her out? 383 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,136 AnnaBeth wants to do this on her own, 384 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,704 and I must respect her wishes. 385 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,574 Uh, you could help me out. 386 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,578 Her or me. 387 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,380 Really, whichever one you prefer. 388 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,616 I think it's a tie. 389 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,322 (music playing, people chattering) 390 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,493 Bartender, a glass of pinot. 391 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,962 For the millionth time, we got red, we got white, so... 392 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,098 I know, I just miss saying it. Red. 393 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,232 All right. 394 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,566 You're in a good mood. 395 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,002 I cured some foot fungus, Wow. 396 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,137 began to break through a kid's mental block, 397 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,606 all while doing a little matchmaking in the process. 398 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,074 A good day's work. 399 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,442 And you haven't even opened my present yet. 400 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,444 What's this for? 401 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,213 You said you wanted romance, I listened. 402 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,552 And it glows in the dark. 403 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,756 Good, well, you can use it to light your way back 404 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,725 to your own bed tonight. 405 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,627 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting Rose for dinner. 406 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,198 So did you see Max? Did you talk to him? 407 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,599 Did he mention me? Does he have nice feet? 408 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,169 Yes, yes, doctor-patient confidentiality. 409 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,570 Tell me everything. 410 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,704 Start from the beginning. Oh, but wait, wait, wait. 411 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,773 I'm gonna close my eyes and pretend like I was there. 412 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,543 ("A Bad Case of Loving You" begins playing) 413 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,553 It's a flash mob! 414 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,122 * A hot summer night 415 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,091 * Fell like a net 416 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:38,231 * I've gotta fi-i-i-ind my baby yet * 417 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,033 * A pretty face 418 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,168 * A pretty face, girl * 419 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,069 * Don't make no pretty heart * 420 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,104 * Don't make no pretty heart * 421 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,040 * I learned that, baby 422 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,775 Zoe, this is all for you. 423 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,778 * From the start, start-start-start * 424 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,547 * Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news * 425 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:58,185 * I got a bad case of lovin' you * 426 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,553 * No, no, no pill's gonna cure my ill * 427 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:05,792 * I got a bad case of lovin' you * 428 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,561 * Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news * 429 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,298 * I got a bad case of lovin' you * 430 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,567 * No, no, no pill's gonna cure my ill * 431 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:18,271 * I got a bad case of lovin' 432 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,308 * Lovin', lovin' 433 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,243 * You. 434 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,645 (song ends, applause) 435 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,315 (cheering) 436 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,819 Oh, romance. 437 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,155 And just my luck, I'm too late. 438 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,194 I'm going to fix this. 439 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,576 Morning, Zoe. 440 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,311 You've had a few deliveries. 441 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,513 Rose, I am so sorry. 442 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,781 Yesterday, when I went to Max 443 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,884 to encourage him to find a new good luck charm, I meant you. 444 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,219 No, I get it. 445 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,321 I mean, what guy wouldn't fall for you? 446 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,423 Anyway, I'm just going to become a nun, 447 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,591 but maybe they'll let me out of the convent 448 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,725 to come to your wedding. 449 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,495 Uh, I've got a delivery for... 450 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,630 Oh, my God, how much allowance does that kid get? 451 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,671 Well, well, well. 452 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,873 I heard all about your new fella. 453 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,642 Hey, do you know what you're gonna wear to the prom? 454 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,145 I've got the situation under control. 455 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,813 I'm going to find Max today and explain to him 456 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,148 why his feelings are misplaced. 457 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,484 Oh, no, you will not. 458 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,887 This morning, at practice, he kicked a 50 yarder. 459 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,555 He's found his mojo again, 460 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,824 and unexplainably, it is you. 461 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,294 That mojo has to stay until after the Thurlow game. 462 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,162 But that is insane. 463 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,763 And maybe illegal. 464 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,499 It's humane. 465 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,534 You're gonna break this kid's heart one way or the other. 466 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,536 If you tell him tomorrow, at least he's already 467 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,906 helped his team and the town to win the big game. 468 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,574 I'm not going to string along a 15-year-old boy 469 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,476 just because he thinks he's in love with me. 470 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,845 Oh, no? No. 471 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,314 After Max's serenade at the Rammer Jammer, 472 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,515 the whole town already knows 473 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,649 you're the reason he's kicking again. 474 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,484 So who do you think they're going to blame if he stops? 475 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,420 (sighs heavily) 476 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,524 Tell Rose to cancel my patients. 477 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,259 I'm going off the grid. 478 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,766 Another thing-- you need to close that new road. 479 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,802 Come summer, we'll be covered in tourists like bees on honey. 480 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,439 Tourism brings money to this town, Grandpa. 481 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,209 They also hog the best benches on the square. 482 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,312 I appreciate you bringing that to my attention, Sergeant. 483 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,680 Not that you're going to do anything about it. 484 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,416 (clears throat) Doesn't Lavon have a nice home? 485 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,618 It is much nicer with the two of you in it. 486 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,854 I don't know, there's something sad about it. 487 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,723 All those trophies from your glory days, 488 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,525 reminding you you're a has-been. 489 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,960 Grandpa. 490 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,695 Oh, now, Ruby, it's okay. 491 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,331 The man is entitled to his opinion. 492 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,466 Uh-uh-uh-uh. 493 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,833 Hands off the granddaughter. 494 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,303 Just pretend she's that last pass 495 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,573 during the Georgia game, and drop her. 496 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,775 (Ruby clears her throat) 497 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,311 Biscuits, Sergeant? Oh. 498 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,480 My mama's secret recipe. 499 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,915 Oh. And it'll help you keep your mouth busy. 500 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,655 Where did your mom learn to cook, the British Navy? 501 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,491 What? No. 502 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,859 No, no, no! 503 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,461 Now, you can insult my leadership, 504 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,597 you can even insult my football career, 505 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,865 but not my mama's cooking. Not under my roof. Uh-uh. 506 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,734 I didn't want to come here anyway. 507 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,668 Ain't nobody keeping you. 508 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,504 Try any door, see how it works out for you. 509 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,739 Grandpa. Oh! Burt Reynolds! 510 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,873 Grandpa. 511 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,309 (scoffs) 512 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,876 You happy, Lavon? 513 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,378 See? Worse. 514 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,485 CRICKET: Start plating the mushrooms. 515 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:56,289 Oh, remember, water glasses on the right. 516 00:20:56,323 --> 00:21:00,427 Oh, no, I forgot to preheat the oven. 517 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,761 350, right? 518 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,895 Oh, Crickett, thank you. 519 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,498 I am so lucky that you called and offered your help. 520 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,500 Well, I can sense a Belle in need 521 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,436 like a disturbance in the Force. 522 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:13,540 You know, I think I should polish the silverware. 523 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,442 Oh, that's a great idea. 524 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,410 Whoa. 525 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,778 Wait, no. 526 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,313 These are blue hydrangeas. 527 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,681 I ordered white. 528 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,850 Crickett called and changed the order. 529 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,586 I thought the blue looked better with the tablecloths. 530 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,989 You know, you're right. 531 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,392 Crickett, where on Earth 532 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,026 did you get such a head for entertaining? 533 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,929 Oh, I have a great many talents you do not know about. 534 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,401 Mmm, no, you don't. 535 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,302 Well, I might. 536 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,807 All right, where is she? 537 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,975 Who? 538 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,110 Abort, abort, abort. 539 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,679 Oh, Lemon Breeland! 540 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,113 (feedback screeches, Lemon cries out) 541 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,082 Not so fast. Get over here. 542 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,984 Okay, listen, before you blow a gasket, 543 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,086 all right, George asked me to be here. 544 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,355 This is a very important event for him. 545 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,856 It's really important to me, too. 546 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,024 Well, then be honest. 547 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,493 You need my help. 548 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,730 Well, he added 30 people! 549 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,965 Don't you worry, honey, I got your back, okay? 550 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,101 T minus two hours, people! I need someone 551 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,636 on salads, someone on silverware, 552 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,737 and someone on sirloin. 553 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,071 Stat! Go! Move! 554 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,483 (knocking on door) 555 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,084 WADE: Hey, Zoe, open up. 556 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,454 Come on, I know you're in there. 557 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,825 Hurry up, get inside. Did anyone see you? 558 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,759 Oh, yeah. 559 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:40,760 Paparazzi 560 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,595 camped out in the bushes. 561 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,130 What is going on? 562 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:44,931 I'm hiding out from Max. 563 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,165 He keeps declaring his love to me, 564 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,868 and I can't break his heart until after the game tomorrow. 565 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,670 Well, kid's got serious dance moves. 566 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,672 Might as well let him get to first base. 567 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,540 No! 568 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,742 Quick hand up the skirt and team wins, 569 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:56,743 what's the harm? 570 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,710 You think that's first base? 571 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:58,978 Yeah, why? 572 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,713 Nothing. Just explains a lot. 573 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:01,781 Look, at least 574 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:02,749 Max's version of romance 575 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,717 doesn't involve glow-in-the-dark butt floss. 576 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,586 You could learn a few lessons from him. 577 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,154 Hey. (knocking on door) 578 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,188 MAX: Zoe, you in there? Shh. 579 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,957 Well, well, well. Shh, shh. 580 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,926 Shut up. Class is in session. 581 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,128 What are you doing? What are you d... Hey, Max! 582 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,798 Wade. Coming, buddy. 583 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,533 Come on in. Hey. 584 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,034 Wade, is Zoe here? 585 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,636 As a matter of fact, she is... 586 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,872 right behind me. (Zoe gasps) 587 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:26,873 Hey, Max. 588 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,174 What's up, brother? 589 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,542 I was hoping we could talk. 590 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,677 (sighs) You know, 591 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,812 I should probably leave you two alone. 592 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:33,913 I was starting to feel like a bit 593 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,682 of a third wheel anyway. 594 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,984 Enjoy. Okay, have a great time. 595 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,822 Did you get my flowers? (chuckles) 596 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,923 Max, I'm-I'm... 597 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,025 I'm flattered, but I am twice your age. 598 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,960 Oh, no, no, no. Demi and Ashton made it work. 599 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,195 Uh, okay, 600 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,864 longer than anybody expected. Look, 601 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,533 I know I'm in high school, and you're... 602 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,934 not, but... 603 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,069 please, just go to dinner with me tonight. Max, 604 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,471 I would love to. 605 00:23:58,505 --> 00:23:59,939 But I have to work tonight. 606 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,008 You know, I-I am a doctor, 607 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,611 so I have to deliver a baby. 608 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,212 The Smitherman baby, and the hospital 609 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,815 is in Mobile, so I really should get going. 610 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,050 Hey, Doc. Great news. 611 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,052 Smithermans delivered the baby in a bathtub. 612 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,187 You don't have to go in. Great! 613 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,923 Then I'll pick you up at 8:00. 614 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:17,957 (chuckles) 615 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,826 (gasps) Oh, and, um, 616 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,027 when I... when I say pick you up, 617 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,862 I-I-I'll just be walking. 618 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:27,099 But I'm four months away from getting my license, so... 619 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,836 Max... It's a date. She'll see you then. 620 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,838 All right. Run along now, pal. 621 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,540 Five bucks says he brings you a corsage. 622 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,574 Mm-hmm. I hate you. 623 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,942 No, you don't. Come on. Get out! 624 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,976 All right. Out! 625 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,511 (Wade laughs) 626 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,626 I brought you something. 627 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,127 Oh, you shouldn't have. 628 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,796 This corsage is plenty. 629 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,665 Come to my game tomorrow? 630 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,533 I saved you a seat, uh, in the front row, 631 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,534 right next to my dad. 632 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:02,969 'Cause that wouldn't be awkward. 633 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,772 All right, red wine for the lady, 634 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,640 and a root beer 635 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,809 for the well-dressed young man. 636 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,977 Wade, we didn't order these. Oh, 637 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:11,978 that's all right. Brick, uh, 638 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:12,912 sent 'em over. 639 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,118 We should order. 640 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,120 N-Now, this is my treat. 641 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:25,024 Though we can only spend, um... $23. 642 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,993 I blew the rest of my allowance on flowers. 643 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,295 (chuckles) 644 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,063 'Kay. 645 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:38,971 (clears throat) Sergeant, 646 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:40,172 I-I need to speak with you. 647 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,208 Am I gonna have to get my hose? Look, 648 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,743 I'm sorry about earlier, okay? 649 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,746 You remember years ago, when... 650 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,214 Ruby and I first started dating, 651 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,682 you took me 652 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:50,717 fishing at Dogwood Creek? 653 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,620 I should've kept the fish and tossed you back. 654 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:54,887 (chuckles nervously) 655 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,056 On the ride up, you said, 656 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:59,058 "Son, if you hurt Ruby, 657 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,660 I'm gonna hurt you." 658 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,296 Looked like you were about to mess your pants. 659 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,364 Felt that way, too. 660 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,933 (chuckles) Yeah, 661 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,167 but after that we had a great time. 662 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,305 Okay, then a year later I went away to college and I hurt Ruby. 663 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:14,774 And I think 664 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,743 you've been trying to hurt me back ever since. 665 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:17,977 Am I right? What is this? 666 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,211 Some kind of interrogation? I don't have 667 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,279 to answer your questions. Look, 668 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,280 look, I'm a different man now. 669 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,850 So wh-what can I do to get you to forgive me? 670 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,819 Oh. 671 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,055 Well... 672 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,624 a tree fell down in the back. You can, uh... 673 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:32,825 chop that up into firewood. 674 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:35,995 Seriously? 675 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,096 Yeah. Okay. 676 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,631 Done. 677 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,032 (chuckles) Hey, hey, and, uh, 678 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,100 you can... 679 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,835 unclog my septic tank. 680 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,204 Here, I'll just, uh... 681 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,338 I'll just make you a list. 682 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,409 Guests are all seated. 683 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,278 30 seconds until first course! 684 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,747 Uh, could everyone gather round and join hands? 685 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,916 Ooh, I feel like one of Katy Perry's 686 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,718 backup dancers. 15 seconds. 687 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:01,287 I would like to thank all of you. This is a very 688 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,322 special moment for me. It's always been 689 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,658 a dream of mine to... Okay, time's up! 690 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,359 All right, let's get those salads out there, people. 691 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,828 You remember, you lean 692 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,897 from the left. No smiling, no frowning, 693 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:11,964 no facial expressions. 694 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,399 Now, go. 695 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,267 Thank you for all your help, 696 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,303 but I can handle everything from here. 697 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,271 Oh, that's not necessary. I'll stay till dessert. 698 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,073 Plating cheesecake-- it's... tricky. 699 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,809 I said I've got it. 700 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,878 AnnaBeth... 701 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,015 I was having a prayer circle. 702 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,917 My prayer circle, my night. 703 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,384 George asked me for his help, 704 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,420 because he obviously knew that you needed it. 705 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:37,890 And you couldn't wait to horn in, because you cannot stand 706 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:39,959 that I started this business without you. 707 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,028 Because we have dreamed about doing this together 708 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,362 ever since we opened up... 709 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,164 Lemon's Lemonade! I remember. 710 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,033 I also remember wanting to offer 711 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:48,400 AnnaBeth's Apple Juice, but you said 712 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,469 it would be too confusing for the customers! 713 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,104 We live among simple people. 714 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,005 This is why I didn't want to... 715 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,440 Good news, the judge loved his mini... 716 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,075 quiches. Everything has to be your way, 717 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,309 bossing everybody around. 718 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,111 If you really wanted AnnaBeth's Apple Juice, 719 00:27:59,145 --> 00:27:59,946 you should've fought for it. 720 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:02,114 Instead of letting your resentment just 721 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,784 grow and fester for 20 years until it ruins our friendship! 722 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,853 Ladies... You will not put this on me. 723 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,320 You are ruining our friendship, 724 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,021 What?! because you can't 725 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,823 handle when I stand up to you, 726 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,458 which is now a total of twice! What?! 727 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,160 Okay. 728 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,294 There we go. 729 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:16,763 Doesn't it feel good 730 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,064 to-to get everything out there, 731 00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:19,465 to clear the air? 732 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:20,767 Now, can we... 733 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,001 get back to work, please? 734 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,269 LEMON: Good luck cutting 735 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,137 clean slices out of those cheesecakes, missy. 736 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,473 It's a knife and hot water. 737 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:30,242 It's not the secret to nuclear fusion! 738 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,343 (stomps foot) Oh! 739 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,444 GEORGE: Lemon. AnnaBeth, 740 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,512 I... Lemon... 741 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,481 Mm... Oh, boy. 742 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,824 You are... 743 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:45,925 magnificent. 744 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,394 (mouth full): Thank you. 745 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:49,528 MAX: A-And I'm not 746 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,430 just talking about your kind eyes. 747 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,865 Or your glowy, dew-kissed skin. 748 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,500 I'm talking about your brain. 749 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:56,869 Thanks, Max. 750 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,104 That is nice to hear. You know, 751 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,839 y-you're all of those things 752 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:01,007 and a damn good doctor. 753 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,408 I mean.. I mean, m-my feet... 754 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,010 Would you excuse me a moment? 755 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:07,880 ROSE: Looks like 756 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,182 you two are going steady. Congratulations. 757 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:11,884 No, Rose, I do not even want to be here. 758 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,020 Oh, so it's Rose's fault you're on a date with her man? 759 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,255 No, but, look, if I break his heart now, we might lose. 760 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,190 You're smart. You went to college for, like, ever. 761 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,159 If you wanted to end it, you could figure out how. 762 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:21,260 Burn. 763 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:23,429 Let's go, Tonya. 764 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:24,964 I've lost my appetite. 765 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:27,566 FYI, cougar is not a good look on you. 766 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,169 WADE: Ooh, man. 767 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,503 Mean. 768 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,940 Thanks, Wade. Thanks a lot. 769 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,908 What did I do? 770 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,978 * 771 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:51,490 Oh. 772 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,592 So... uh... 773 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,561 if we win tomorrow, uh... 774 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,429 there'll be a victory bonfire. 775 00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,166 I was... I was thinking we maybe could go. 776 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,534 Max, I can't go on any more dates with you. 777 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,303 Look, I shouldn't have gone on this one. 778 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,038 It's wrong. 779 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,439 W... It's... 780 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,208 It's not... 781 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,443 How can something so wrong feel so right? 782 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,980 You made me want to be a better man. 783 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,081 Max... 784 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:17,483 ...that's not possible. 785 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,052 Oh, thank you. 786 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:21,387 No, because you're-you're not a man. 787 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,923 Yet. 788 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,257 Look, Max, I know 789 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,593 you feel like we had a connection yesterday, 790 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:30,296 but you were just still in a lot of pain from your breakup 791 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,964 with Lynette, and you're transferring those feelings 792 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:32,965 to me. No, no, 793 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,600 look, that was just puppy love, this is real. 794 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,102 Zoe, 795 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,137 we can make this work. 796 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,438 C-Can I kiss you? 797 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,240 No, Max! Look, I only went 798 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,975 on this date with you because everyone in town 799 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,410 wants you to kick that football tomorrow. 800 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,248 I'm sorry. You are an amazing kid. 801 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,286 You know what? 802 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,255 As a good luck charm, you really suck. 803 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,992 And... 804 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:03,462 you should've waited to tell me till after the game. 805 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,510 (chatter) 806 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,350 (booing and hissing) 807 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,420 (clears throat, chuckles) (Zoe sighs) 808 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:29,155 Hello, Dr. Hart. You know, 809 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,090 I am pretty used to everyone here 810 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,624 hating me for one reason or another 811 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:34,693 but for not dating a minor? That's new. 812 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,229 You could've waited one more day. Oh, my God, 813 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:38,197 you too? Hey, you wanted me 814 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,232 to date. I'm just asking for the same thing. 815 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:41,433 That is not funny. 816 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,334 I'll tell you what, 817 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,203 if you need any, uh, legal protection, 818 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,404 you just give me a call. 819 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,206 Ha-ha. (George laughs) 820 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:50,109 I am not in the mood. I come 821 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,544 in peace, Doc. I come in peace. 822 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,013 You know, I think you did the right thing 823 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,147 last night, uh, 824 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,382 breaking that kid's heart and all. 825 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,283 You do? 826 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,684 Heck, yeah. 827 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,686 He's acting like he's the hero in a romantic comedy. 828 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,154 That ain't the way the world works, 829 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:03,622 all right? You're just, you know... 830 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:04,690 toughening him up. 831 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,292 He's already tough. 832 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:08,294 You know, it takes guts to do what Max did. 833 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:09,962 He really put himself out there. 834 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,663 Come on. He was... prancing around here, 835 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,699 making a damn fool out of himself. No. 836 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:15,701 Was it over-the-top? 837 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:18,037 Yes. But was it nice to be appreciated? 838 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,538 Absolutely. 839 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,073 You know, in the end, 840 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,609 that is all a romantic gesture is meant to do. 841 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,311 At least he took a chance. 842 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,248 Hey... 843 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,687 (groans) 844 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:39,625 (sighs) 845 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,333 I finished. 846 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,534 Stayed up all night... 847 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,238 ...almost got bit by a mean-ass raccoon. 848 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:53,472 That's how important 849 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,174 it is for me to earn your forgiveness. 850 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,044 I forgave you a long time ago. 851 00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,345 What? Mmm. 852 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,480 Why'd you ask me to do all them chores? 853 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,982 I didn't want to do them and I'm too cheap to pay somebody. 854 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:08,320 Look, you dumping my grandbaby back then was a gift. 855 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,555 It freed her from following your dreams 856 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:11,723 so she could follow her own. 857 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:13,392 And now your grandbaby's back here 858 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,427 and staying here because of me, 859 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:16,528 so you should thank me. 860 00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:20,199 I don't want Ruby tied down here. 861 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,034 She's always dreamed bigger than BlueBell. 862 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,136 Just because one of her dreams 863 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,405 came true doesn't mean she's stopped dreaming. 864 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:29,541 Now, thanks for your help 865 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,578 and don't drink out of my hose. 866 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:40,419 Last night was a huge success. 867 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:41,387 The judge had three helpings. 868 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,423 This morning he called me G-Tuck, which I hate 869 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,725 but will grow to love, I am sure. 870 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,460 Well, I am so glad. 871 00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:51,497 I know there were a few snafus, but... 872 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,199 George, what was so important that...? 873 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,567 What is she doing here? 874 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:57,569 I would like to ask the same question. 875 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,105 Lemon, if you, 876 00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,839 if you would kindly just 877 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,374 please... 878 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,612 All right, listen, 879 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:09,481 I was just telling AnnaBeth how great last night went, 880 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,483 and I owe it to both of you. 881 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:13,119 Very nice, now good-bye. Thank you, can I go now? 882 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,253 Ladies, listen. 883 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,788 AnnaBeth, your cooking is just this side of heaven. 884 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,690 Oh, well, that's sweet. Yeah, 885 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,326 but you're terrible at organization 886 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,560 and time management. 887 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,862 Lemon, you're organized, you're disciplined, 888 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,597 and you make quick choices. 889 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:26,665 Thank you. (chuckles) 890 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:27,866 But your mini quiches cannot hold a candle to hers. 891 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,837 (gasps) You love my mini quiches, you always said so. 892 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,639 And now I don't have to. 893 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:34,773 Hmm. 894 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,176 Y'all two complement each other, okay, you always have. 895 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:39,245 Hmm, it's mostly me complimenting her. 896 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:41,713 No, no, no, no, I mean "complementing," 897 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,182 like with an "E." With an "E." 898 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,183 It's-- uh, you know what? 899 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:45,317 You fit together, okay? 900 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:46,785 So why don't we 901 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,455 just stop all this silly fighting? 902 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:52,224 And let's start working together to make the best 903 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,393 damn catering business in Southern Alabama. 904 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:55,794 What do you say? 905 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,698 Or don't. 906 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,834 I don't care. 907 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,370 Now, if you'll excuse me, 908 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:05,571 the big game is about to start. 909 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,211 (sighs) 910 00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,152 So you're really not playing? 911 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:21,353 I'm not gonna go out there and choke 912 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,554 in front of all those people. 913 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:24,190 Thanks to you and Lynette's parents, 914 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,324 I am without a lucky charm. 915 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:29,628 Max, all those girls-- they were just magic feathers. 916 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:30,662 No, they were girls. 917 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,332 No, I mean like in Dumbo. 918 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:36,402 Something to cling to until you could believe in yourself. 919 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,403 I've seen Dumbo. 920 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,705 Doesn't mean I can kick the ball. 921 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:43,709 Max, what you did-- pursuing a woman twice your age 922 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,677 and proving it by dancing in front 923 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,414 of the whole town-- I mean, that is one of the bravest things 924 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,815 that I have ever seen. 925 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,883 Trust me, I know grown men 926 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,552 that can't do what you did. 927 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,855 Really? 928 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,724 Really. 929 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,659 Some girl-- she is going to be so lucky 930 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,728 to be your girlfriend, but this football game-- 931 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,431 this has nothing to do with luck. 932 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,665 This is all about bravery, 933 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,400 so you need to go out there, 934 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,602 drown out the voices and the crowd, look at that football, 935 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,904 and kick the hell out of it. 936 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,373 I've seen you dance, 937 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,542 so I know those feet-- they've got moves. 938 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,846 Thanks. 939 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,282 Go get 'em. 940 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,217 (chuckles) Aah! 941 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,662 (clapping) 942 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,441 (cheering) 943 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,712 Zoe Hart, 944 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,447 I don't know what you did, 945 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:56,582 but I could just kiss you. 946 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,284 No need-- pat on the back will do. 947 00:36:58,317 --> 00:36:59,451 (chuckles) 948 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,320 Hey, did you see that game? 949 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:04,290 Final play, Max kicks a field goal to win it. 950 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,591 He did great 951 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,760 and, I must admit, you did, too. 952 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:11,363 Did you just pay me a compliment? 953 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:13,865 I do not need to repeat myself. 954 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,403 Rose. 955 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,704 Rose, wait up. 956 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,406 I am so, so sorry. 957 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,641 I never meant for any of this to happen. I know. 958 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,310 I just seem to have a talent 959 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,677 for liking boys who love someone else. 960 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:27,313 Want to talk about it over a milk shake? 961 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,314 I'll buy. 962 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,015 Hey, Rose. 963 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,618 Victory party at Teddy's house. 964 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,653 You should come. 965 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:37,389 Oh, my God. (gasps) 966 00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:40,992 LEMON: Oh, George, there you are. 967 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:43,862 Uh, we require your legal counsel. 968 00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:46,932 Really, y'all can't settle this without lawsuits? 969 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:48,634 We're not suing each other. 970 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:49,568 We're taking your advice 971 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,037 and starting a business together-- 50-50. 972 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,439 Which is why 973 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,374 we need you to draw up the business agreement-- 974 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:58,577 for free, of course, since you left me at the altar and all. 975 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,612 Great. 976 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,348 Great, that's great news. 977 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:03,248 It's a simple contract. 978 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,050 I just need the, uh, the company name. 979 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,953 I was thinking maybe L&A Catering. 980 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:11,056 No, that sounds too corporate and cold. 981 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:12,858 How about, 982 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:15,361 um, AnnaBeth's? 983 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:16,862 Aw, really? 984 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:17,896 (laughs) 985 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,598 Okay, thanks. 986 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,666 AnnaBeth's it is. 987 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,000 Thank you. All right. 988 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:23,001 See y'all later. 989 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,436 Bye. 990 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:29,408 You said yes so quickly, no "Oh, I couldn't." 991 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,443 That's okay. 992 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:41,387 Hey, Wanda, could I, could I ask you something? 993 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,421 Mm-hmm. 994 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,590 Well, I got this friend, 995 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:46,825 and he wants to do something romantic 996 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,895 for this girl he's been hanging out with, 997 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,797 you know, something to show her he appreciates her. 998 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,831 Aw, that's so sweet. 999 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:56,535 Whatever-- I-I hate all that mushy stuff, but, uh, 1000 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:57,869 I thought you might have some ideas 1001 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:01,039 I could pass along to him. 1002 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:04,976 Hmm, well, Tom's always doing small things 1003 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:08,580 like dedicating Celine Dion songs to me on the radio. 1004 00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,583 Oh, and he got us those matching spray paint T-shirts 1005 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,851 they make at the fair. 1006 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:15,821 Yeah, I think my friend would think 1007 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,456 those were pretty terrible ideas. 1008 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:19,558 It really doesn't matter what it is 1009 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:21,660 as long as it's from the heart. 1010 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,996 Right. 1011 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,465 Hmm. 1012 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,600 Let's get 'em now, let's get 'em. 1013 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:31,102 (laughing): Go, go. 1014 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:32,938 Yeah. 1015 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,573 Oh, hey. 1016 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:37,876 You know, crazy thing happened last night. 1017 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:42,514 While I was sleeping, elves came in and mowed the yard, 1018 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,149 chopped firewood, even fixed 1019 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:47,586 the squeaky screen door out back so I can sneak out. 1020 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:48,754 You wouldn't happen to know anything 1021 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:49,755 about that, would you? 1022 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,623 I don't involve myself with elves. 1023 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:52,624 (laughs) 1024 00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:53,625 They creep me out. 1025 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:56,194 Grandpa will come around eventually, I promise. 1026 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,195 Yeah. He will. 1027 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,397 It just means so much to me that you tried. 1028 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,170 You think you could be happy here? 1029 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,204 In BlueBell? 1030 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,675 Whoa, where'd that come from? 1031 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,042 I know how important your career is, 1032 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,644 and I can't see you running a corporation 1033 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:15,647 over the free WiFi at the Butter Stick Bakery. 1034 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:18,049 I'm here now. 1035 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,150 Okay, that's all that matters. 1036 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:20,652 Let's just take it day by day. 1037 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,754 (giggles) Yeah. 1038 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,225 I don't want to hold you back, though. 1039 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,895 If I wanted out of BlueBell, trust me, 1040 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,463 not even you could hold me back. 1041 00:40:31,497 --> 00:40:33,031 (both laugh) That's true. 1042 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:35,033 I've had the high pressure job, 1043 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:36,902 I've had the expense account, 1044 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:37,903 the penthouse apartment. 1045 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,937 I've had it all 1046 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,039 except for one thing. 1047 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:41,873 A boat? 1048 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:44,876 I've had a boat-- it's a lot of work. 1049 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,213 Love, silly. 1050 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:53,885 Done with that football? 1051 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,687 Mm-hmm, I'm done with football. 1052 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:56,688 Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm. 1053 00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:57,956 (chuckles) Mm-hmm. 1054 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,602 If you think the cookies are a mess, 1055 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:11,937 you should see Lavon's kitchen. 1056 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,676 I've never really baked before. 1057 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,477 Black and white cookies. 1058 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,181 I can't believe you did this. 1059 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,315 Thank you. 1060 00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,652 Well, you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. 1061 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,687 They probably suck. 1062 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,090 Mmm. Definite-- okay, they suck, all right. 1063 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:33,725 Just-- okay. 1064 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,727 (chuckles) 1065 00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:37,629 It's the thought that counts. 1066 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,602 So, uh... 1067 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,171 What do we...? 1068 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,009 Get naked? 1069 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:53,011 Thank God, I thought you'd never ask. 1070 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,513 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org