1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:04,405 Lemon, I cannot marry you, not when a part of me is in love with someone else. 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,107 George's heart needs time to heal. 3 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,775 And meanwhile, you just keep getting freaky with Wade. 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,510 No, I totally stopped doing that. 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,578 That is never happening again. 6 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,646 I bet you $50 we have sex within the next 48 hours. 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,781 Why don't we make it a hundred? 8 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,516 WADE: You didn't want me sleeping with Lily Anne. 9 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,119 You didn't want George sleeping with whoever. 10 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,053 Apparently, nobody can have sex in BlueBell 11 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,754 without a prescription from Dr. Zoe Hart. 12 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,223 You won our bet. 13 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,224 I'm not interested anymore. 14 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,425 I've decided to 15 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,659 run against you for mayor. 16 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,828 You're not really running, right? 17 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,297 Or are you? 18 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,569 WADE: * In the Big Rock Candy Mountains * 19 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,406 * All the cops have wooden legs * 20 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,641 * And the bullfrogs all have rubber teeth * 21 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,143 * And the something, something * 22 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,377 * Eggs 23 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:46,046 * Da-da-da-da-da-da-dee. 24 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,551 Doc, what are you doing? 25 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,186 What are you doing? It's called painting. 26 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,688 Maybe you've seen it on one of your HGTV channels. 27 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,624 Who paints half dressed? Would you cover up? 28 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,826 You're one to talk, lying around in that skimpy little T-shirt 29 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,561 when you know I'm coming over 30 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,163 to paint. 31 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,564 I'm just saying, if I didn't know any better, 32 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,833 I'd think you were trying to lure me into bed even though 33 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,768 I've told you I'm through with all that 34 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,838 and I won't be changing my mind any time soon. 35 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,072 (laughs) 36 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,608 ZOE: Seriously, it's been a week. 37 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,844 You couldn't find anyone else to paint my place? 38 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,412 Wade's on my payroll. 39 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,680 Besides, you're just upset because you two 40 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,315 aren't sleeping together anymore. 41 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:22,416 I'm not upset. 42 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:25,553 I am annoyed because I keep waking up to paint fumes, 43 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,621 courtesy of a shirtless and slightly off-key bartender 44 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,557 who thinks he's Blake Shelton. 45 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,125 At least you slept last night. 46 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,626 Uh-oh, another Ruby Jeffries dream? 47 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,228 I dreamed it was election night. 48 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,597 She won in a landslide. 49 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,266 She got every vote except for one. 50 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,433 Oh, my God. 51 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,635 I know, you didn't even vote for me. 52 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,603 No, oh, my God, I mean that. 53 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,539 Tomorrow is the 18th? 54 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:46,540 I totally forgot. 55 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,576 A reporter from my med school alumni magazine 56 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,211 is coming to follow me around. 57 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,680 That's what the big "A" is for? 58 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,283 I mean, I-I thought it meant you were menstruating or something. 59 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,850 Why would that get an "A"? 60 00:01:56,884 --> 00:02:01,655 Why is the alumni magazine coming to follow you around? 61 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,591 Because I am making a difference, Lavon. 62 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,894 Each month I read about all the awesome, world-changing 63 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,596 things my classmates are doing. 64 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,464 Cleo Green joined Doctors without Borders. 65 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,933 Melanie Derman is curing cancer at Sloan-Kettering. 66 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,269 (sighs) 67 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,272 (chuckles) 68 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,474 "Zoe Hart is retired in BlueBell, Alabama." 69 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:21,809 That is not funny. 70 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,811 Well, you're not retired. 71 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,548 No, and that is what I told them in a very long e-mail. 72 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,383 I wrote that I am a 73 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,452 "thriving and beloved G.P. in a small town 74 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,587 "where every day brings a new medical adventure. 75 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,390 "And I'm changing lives and healing the world 76 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,792 by reinventing health care in BlueBell, Alabama." 77 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,328 (clears throat) 78 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,830 I may have exaggerated a little. 79 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,933 Well, the good news is, you still got a day. 80 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:49,837 24 hours to reinvent health care and change the world. 81 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:50,838 Piece of cake. 82 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,941 Mm-hmm. Piece of cake. 83 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,810 (car horn honks) 84 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:00,414 (seagulls calling) 85 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:04,184 (birds singing) 86 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,555 LEMON: This is unbelievable. 87 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,557 BRICK: It's impossible. 88 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,958 Well, what are we going to do about it? 89 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,294 We? 90 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,296 What-what are you talking about? 91 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,664 That venomous piece of work, Ruby Jeffries, 92 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,399 running for mayor against Lavon. 93 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:19,533 Wait, what about you? 94 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,534 What's impossible? 95 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,837 It is 575 miles to Charlotte, North Carolina. 96 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,706 That's a ten-hour drive. 97 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,709 Oh, you miss Emily. 98 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,411 Yeah, yeah, we were planning on seeing each other 99 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,845 a couple times a month, but even for 100 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,414 a long-distance relationship, that's... 101 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:34,582 A long distance. 102 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,983 (sighs) 103 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,552 Well, hey, Daddy, people do it. 104 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:39,587 (knock on door) 105 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,656 (deep breath) 106 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,691 Dr. Breeland. 107 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:48,396 Well, well, well, George. 108 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,998 Listen, I was, I was hoping to talk to Lemon. 109 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,534 (scoffs) 110 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,835 So, may I come in? 111 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,605 Well, let's see. 112 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,607 Last time you were in this house, 113 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,741 you broke my daughter's heart. 114 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,676 You humiliated my family. 115 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,578 So you can understand my hesitation. 116 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,979 You have to understand how very truly sorry 117 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,482 I am about everything that happened. 118 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:09,483 Oh, yes, I got your letter. 119 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,484 Which I wrote because 120 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,585 you won't return my phone calls 121 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,754 or see me at your office. 122 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,689 Brick, please, take me up on my offer. 123 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:16,990 Let me reimburse you for the wedding. 124 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:22,563 Okay. 125 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,398 I just hope that things won't always be 126 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:25,666 this uncomfortable between the two of us. 127 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,900 Well, you should have thought about that 128 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,502 before you abandoned my daughter 129 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,637 at the altar, surround... 130 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,372 LEMON: Daddy? 131 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,744 I will be upstairs, sweetheart, if you need me. 132 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,947 Thank you. 133 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,586 Something I can do for you, George? 134 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,554 (sighs) 135 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:51,058 Listen, I know that this hasn't been easy. 136 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,027 Um, but I wanted to say that I was... 137 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,696 I was happy that we got to talk the other night 138 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,665 at the Rammer Jammer. 139 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,368 And I'm glad that we're keeping things civil. 140 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,736 And, to that end, I just... 141 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,607 I just wanted to give you a heads-up: 142 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,376 I am going on a date tonight. 143 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,614 A date? 144 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,416 (nervous laugh) 145 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,450 Really? 146 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,553 With whom? 147 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,021 Uh, no one you know. She's not even from here. 148 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,824 But I just... I wanted you to hear it from me 149 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,693 and not the rumor mill, so... 150 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,961 I appreciate that, George. 151 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,830 You know, there's no reason why we can't be adults about this. 152 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,433 That's exactly what I was-was hoping. 153 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,434 Yes. 154 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,035 Okay. 155 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,704 Okay. 156 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,473 Have a good day. 157 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,755 Excuse me. 158 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:57,024 Could I get everyone's attention? 159 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,692 Doc, what are you doing? 160 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,360 Saving lives. 161 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:07,635 Hello, people of BlueBell. 162 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,969 Today is your lucky day. 163 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:12,740 Because it's my privilege to introduce to you 164 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,775 the Dr. Zoe Hart Three-Point Initiative for Better Living. 165 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:15,776 Whoo-hoo! 166 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,978 Step one: 167 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:21,749 sign a petition to encourage our dining establishments 168 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,150 to offer heart-healthy menus. 169 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,152 Step two: 170 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,621 sunrise boot camp on the town square. 171 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,891 Aerobics, wind sprints, a 5K fun run. 172 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,594 (all groaning) 173 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,429 Hey, did you not hear the word "fun?" 174 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:37,097 Come on, people, this is your wake-up call. 175 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,098 Look at yourselves. 176 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,500 Sal? 177 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,501 What? 178 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,135 Fried chicken for lunch again? 179 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,837 It's free range. 180 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,138 Cody. 181 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,774 Put down that milk shake and get 182 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,175 that butt on a bicycle. 183 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,612 Dr. Hart, I'm not sure public humiliation's called for. 184 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,046 ZOE: I say, 185 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,783 turn "humiliation" into "motivation." 186 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,851 (all laughing) 187 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,187 Okay, okay. 188 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,722 Where do you think you're going, pasty? 189 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,724 Hmm? 190 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,558 Can you even do a push-up? 191 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,893 Excuse me? 192 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,227 Uh, am I 193 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,929 in the right place? 194 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,599 I'm looking for a Dr. Zoe Hart, 195 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,568 beloved small town G.P. 196 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,204 Do I know you? 197 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,572 I'm Martin Hines. 198 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,474 I'm from the Johns Hopkins Alumni Magazine. 199 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,242 I'm here to do a profile on you. 200 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,711 (laughing) 201 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:27,715 You weren't supposed to be here till tomorrow. 202 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:28,916 You're early. 203 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:32,986 Hey, maybe you should make him do some push-ups for that. 204 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,692 ZOE: It may not look like it, but this is truly 205 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,562 a comprehensive health care facility. 206 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,696 Do you have digital imaging? 207 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,698 Hmm, did you say "cappuccino maker"? 208 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,233 Why, yes, we do. 209 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,201 What about the "variety of medical anomalies" 210 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,970 you mentioned in your e-mail. 211 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,139 Oh, right, that. 212 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,674 Well, you have to be prepared for anything 213 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:54,675 to walk through that door. 214 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,676 Hunting injuries, 215 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:56,744 tropical diseases, 216 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:57,578 compound fractures, 217 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,579 you name it. 218 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,913 TOM: Dr. Hart? 219 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,882 Medical emergency. 220 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,584 Here we go. 221 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,918 Uh, it's going to be okay, Tom. 222 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,621 Let's get you into Procedure Room Two. 223 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:08,756 What? 224 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,258 I don't... 225 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:11,992 ZOE: Never mind. 226 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,894 What's the emergency? My arm. 227 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,663 It's all red and itchy. 228 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,731 So, it's a rash? 229 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,733 Well, it could be any number of poisonous... 230 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,268 No, it's a rash, he's right. 231 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,136 But I got a date with Wanda tomorrow. 232 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,005 And I don't want to be itching through dinner. 233 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,073 It'll gross her out. 234 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,642 Rash, gross. 235 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,077 Okay, you know what? 236 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,745 I think I've got everything I need. 237 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,046 I'm gonna go check out of my B and B. 238 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,616 But-but there's so much more to see. 239 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,685 Now, which one is 240 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,620 Procedure Room Two again? 241 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,655 Tom. 242 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,796 LEMON: AnnaBeth? 243 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,565 I need you. 244 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,169 George Tucker is dating. 245 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,638 What? 246 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:58,639 Already? 247 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,674 Who is she? 248 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,043 I don't know, and it doesn't matter. 249 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,779 What matters is that George Tucker is dating. 250 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,648 Yeah, you said that part. 251 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,816 See, every breakup is a race 252 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,317 between the two people that broke up. 253 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,319 And right now George Tucker is pulling ahead. 254 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,655 It's only one date. 255 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,658 It means that he has moved on. 256 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,860 And once BlueBell sees that he has moved on before I have, 257 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,129 I will forever be perceived as the loser in this breakup 258 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,664 and it will define the rest of my life. 259 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,933 I'm not sure that's how it works. 260 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,934 Well, you know what? 261 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,202 George Tucker does not get to write my story. 262 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,672 Here's what we have to do: you and I are gonna go out 263 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,007 and hit the town and meet guys tonight. 264 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,909 Tonight? If George Tucker is going out 265 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,045 on a first date, I can lap him 266 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,214 by meeting a guy and getting into a relationship. 267 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,684 I had plans 268 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,818 tonight. 269 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,019 I was going to... 270 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,755 Stay at home and wallow 271 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,690 because your finalized divorce papers came in? 272 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,958 How did you know? 273 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,026 Otis the chatty postman. 274 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,028 And the comfort pastry. 275 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,065 (sighs) 276 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,968 Four years of marriage reduced to a list of assets. 277 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,737 Including a riding lawn mower that doesn't mow 278 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,707 and Jake's crappy houseboat that I can't wait to sink. 279 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,075 Which is exactly why 280 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,143 you need a night out on the town with me, AnnaBeth. 281 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,180 Come on, let's go get ourselves a couple new dresses. 282 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,749 (clears throat) 283 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,785 You can finish your cream puff, of course. 284 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,660 (birds singing) 285 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,995 RUBY: Ruby for change. 286 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,997 Ruby for change. 287 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:30,998 Here you are, thank... 288 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,066 Making BlueBell shine again. 289 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,102 Hello. Hi. 290 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,436 Ruby for change. 291 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,305 Ruby for change-- number five on your ballot. 292 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,440 Blue cupcakes, shaped like bells. 293 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,742 That's cute. 294 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,010 Can I talk to you for a minute? 295 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,779 Sure-- excuse me-- as long as you're not going to ask me again 296 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,380 if I'm really running for mayor. 297 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,448 Are you really running for mayor? 298 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,784 Lavon, I can't back out now. 299 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,752 I have a sign. 300 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,722 Oh, this is just all a joke to you, isn't it? 301 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,223 Mmm. Uh-huh. 302 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,190 Just a way to get under my skin. 303 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,458 Oh, yes, yes, yes, right. 304 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,194 I'm running for mayor just to irritate you. 305 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,763 Oh, now you're being sarcastic. 306 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,765 But I think you're running for the wrong reasons 307 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,167 and you should just drop out of the race. 308 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,435 You know, you are even more arrogant now 309 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,437 than when you went off to college. 310 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,472 Maybe you should drop out of the race. 311 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,707 Me? Well, I am the mayor. 312 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,042 And I'm running for mayor 313 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,910 because I have a vision for this town 314 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,179 and the leadership skills to get it there. 315 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,781 Lavon, why do you want to stay mayor? 316 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,782 Why do I want... 317 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:22,783 Come on. 318 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,417 Give me three reasons right now. 319 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,721 I don't need to explain myself to you. 320 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,256 (laughs) 321 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,891 And that's the problem right there. 322 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,893 If you can't come up with five words 323 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,028 as to why you want to be mayor, 324 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:39,800 maybe you should step aside and let somebody else do it. 325 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,834 (sighs) 326 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,469 Oh, yes, please, please, take one. 327 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,471 Ruby for mayor. 328 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,806 Yes, Ruby for change. 329 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,474 ZOE: This is cortisone cream. 330 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,777 Apply it twice a day, and you should be fine for your date. 331 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,345 Is there anything else? 332 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,947 Well, n-now that you mention it, 333 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,783 my fingers are a little numb and tingly. 334 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,384 Like I stuck them in an electrical socket. 335 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,451 Did you? 336 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,487 Yeah, right. 337 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,989 Not since I was 15. 338 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:06,093 Well, it could be a bit of carpal tunnel... 339 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,327 Huh. 340 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,962 What, what is it? 341 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,098 Are your eyes bothering you? 342 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,333 No, why, what-what do you see? 343 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,103 Oh, just a little more inflammation than I ought to. 344 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,504 Uh, is-is that bad? 345 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,505 No. 346 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,341 Well, probably not. 347 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,111 Tom, just wait here a sec. 348 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,145 I'll be right back. 349 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,786 Sweetie, I'm gonna go on record one more time 350 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,122 and say I don't think this is a good idea. 351 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,990 I know exactly what I'm doing. 352 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,827 Tonight we will head out of town in our shiny new dresses. 353 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,295 I will find myself a shiny new beau, who will bring me 354 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,798 back into to town and we will conveniently be spotted 355 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,833 kissing good night. 356 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,967 In the morning, 357 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,169 Wanda will serve my ex-fiancé the gossip 358 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,004 with his morning grits. 359 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,539 And that's the plan? 360 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,307 It is. 361 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,843 Then that's the dress you need. 362 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,546 Oh, my God. 363 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,148 I couldn't possibly love it 364 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,516 any more than I love it. 365 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,451 LEMON: I don't think so, 366 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,453 as being arrested for indecent exposure 367 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,288 is not a part of the plan. 368 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,290 And it is perfect for my date tonight. 369 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,826 George Tucker is going to love it. 370 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,063 Oh, my God. 371 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,898 Did she just say... 372 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,400 AB, I believe you were right. 373 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,002 We're gonna find ourselves a couple of dresses 374 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,072 just like that one. 375 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,440 Should not have had that cream puff. 376 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,608 Oh. 377 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,411 (groans) 378 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,980 It is the 21st century. 379 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,481 Guess how many direct flights there are 380 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,449 between here and Charlotte, North Carolina? 381 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,152 Hypothetically, if a patient were to present 382 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,454 with ulcerations, a coppery skin rash, 383 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,622 numbness in the extremities, 384 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,392 and keratitis, what would you say? 385 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,493 Hypothetically? 386 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,462 I would say that you found yourself a time machine 387 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,266 and went back in the days of the Old Testament, 388 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,468 because I would suggest that that patient has... 389 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,469 TOM: Leprosy? 390 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,207 You're saying I have leprosy? 391 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,609 What I'm saying is, there's a slight chance you've contracted 392 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:06,279 something consistent with the symptoms of leprosy. 393 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,216 Okay, that-that's better. 394 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,217 Sort of. 395 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,218 I'm just gonna send in some 396 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,153 blood and skin scrapings for tests. 397 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,488 In the meantime, I need a detailed history. 398 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,390 Why? 399 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,458 Well, some rashes are contagious. 400 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,492 If it's leprosy, I need to know where you've been 401 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,129 the past few days, who you've been in contact with. 402 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,364 So we can figure out who you got it from. 403 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,366 Oh, like-like the monkey from Outbreak. 404 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,368 Exactly. 405 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,104 Um, well, uh, Wanda's out of town, 406 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,673 so I've basically been in the house all week, 407 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,509 e-except for when I did yard work for Crazy Earl. 408 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,211 Crazy Earl, Wade's dad? 409 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,279 Yeah. 410 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,249 Tom, stay here. 411 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,984 I'm gonna order you dinner. 412 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,652 You're quarantined. 413 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,988 Oh, geez. 414 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,257 I'm the monkey. 415 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,495 Mr. Hines? 416 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,397 It's Dr. Zoe Hart. 417 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,598 Don't leave town just yet. 418 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,234 I think I have a story for you. 419 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,144 Leprosy? 420 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,513 Like, uh, like hands and feet falling off leprosy? 421 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,647 Yes. 422 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:19,152 Hmm, I'm no doctor, but, uh, that sounds kind of made-up. 423 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,220 You sound kind of made-up. 424 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,122 And I am a doctor. 425 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,991 Leprosy is rare, but it still exists. 426 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,559 There are close to 4,000 cases of it in the U.S. 427 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,362 And you think Crazy Earl is number 4,001. 428 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,064 Well, I don't know, but I need to talk to him, 429 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,465 so I was hoping that you... 430 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,968 What, why are you smiling? 431 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,736 I'm just wondering, this wouldn't have anything 432 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,240 to do with, uh, a certain reporter from an alumni magazine 433 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,142 wanting to write a story about you, right? 434 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,511 I am not even going to dignify that with a response. 435 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,146 So I'll take that as a yes. 436 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,048 You know what, forget it, just don't help me. 437 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,185 (sighs) 438 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,220 But ask yourself this. 439 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,421 What if your dad does have leprosy 440 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,690 and you could have helped but instead you wasted my time 441 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,426 by being a jerk, and now 442 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,194 he's got no thumbs? 443 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,595 How are you gonna feel then, huh? 444 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,666 Well, the man does like his thumbs. 445 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,004 Well, your little town is growing on me. 446 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,373 I mean, I've-I've never met a single 447 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,474 singing lawyer in Pensacola. 448 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,408 Yeah, well, that was 449 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,178 a once in a lifetime performance, so... Aw. 450 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,213 It's ten hours to North Carolina and ten hours back, 451 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,082 so, I mean, you could spend more time getting 452 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,283 to the relationship than 453 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,354 being in the relationship, so you got to ask yourself... 454 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,458 I don't believe it. 455 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,628 So, tell me, how is a guy like you still single? 456 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,564 Well, I... 457 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:41,101 just recently got out of a little relationship. 458 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,303 Oh, was it serious? 459 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,104 Kind of. 460 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,673 You-you can never tell, you know? 461 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,441 George Tucker? 462 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,677 I thought I saw you. 463 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,445 Brick. 464 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,647 Well, aren't you gonna introduce us? 465 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,049 Yes, of course. 466 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,050 Uh, Shelby, this is Dr. Breeland. 467 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,785 Dr. Breeland, this is Shelby. 468 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,554 Hi. Hi. 469 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,555 Running into your doctor at dinner. 470 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,057 I just love small towns. 471 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,292 Do you now? 472 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,426 (all laughing) 473 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,162 Hey, how about I buy the two of you kids a drink, huh? 474 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,164 No, that's really not necessary. SHELBY: Oh, that's fine with me. 475 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,565 Hey, Felipe, send over a bottle of Pinot, would you? 476 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,401 That's not necessary, Brick. 477 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,702 Oh, don't you worry about it. That's so sweet. 478 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,071 You are just adorable-- a breath of fresh air. 479 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,643 BOTH: * Kissing in the morning dust 480 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,113 * We never did that enough 481 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:30,117 * Oh, what a sweet first taste of love * 482 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,153 * Let's swing from the apple trees * 483 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,587 * Catch tadpoles in the creek 484 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,558 * Watch fireflies light up for me... * 485 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,693 How do you see this working again? 486 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,264 Well, first we start by scouting the right guy. 487 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,133 He should be professional, settled, 488 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,434 with a thriving head of hair, 489 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,535 and not from BlueBell, 490 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,204 thus unaware of my recent tragic tragedy. 491 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,707 Too desperate. 492 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,579 Too hungry. 493 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,281 Too facially hairy. 494 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,520 And... 495 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,721 Just right. 496 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,722 (giggles) 497 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,690 Done. 498 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:14,661 Lemon, I do believe you have superpowers. 499 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,629 I'm going to send him a drink. 500 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:17,764 ANNABETH: Whoa. 501 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,466 Did you just do that with your mind? 502 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,500 I think I just did. 503 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,508 You have got to be kidding me. 504 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,676 Ruby Jeffries? 505 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,444 With Crickett? (gasps) 506 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,515 WADE: Hey, Earl. 507 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,816 Wha-what? 508 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,685 Is it the End of Times? 509 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,288 Hi, son. 510 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,523 You brought your girlfriend with you. ZOE: Excuse me? 511 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,824 No. Whoa, no, no. She is not my girlfriend. 512 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,559 No way. Uh-uh. 513 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,495 Earl, I know that Tom Long was doing some work for you, 514 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,663 and there's a chance he contracted a contagious disease. 515 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,931 Huh? 516 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,366 She thinks Tom Long's got leprosy, 517 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,434 and you gave it to him. 518 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,936 Leprosy-- you crazy? 519 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,173 Just 'cause I live by myself in a shack in the woods? 520 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,841 I've never been healthier. 521 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,345 Fact is, I got my eye on a variable-speed juicer. 522 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,648 You do seem sweaty and warm. 523 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,383 Yeah, trying to chase stupid 524 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,552 Randy off my property all afternoon. 525 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,387 Are you kidding me-- Randy's back? 526 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,655 Who's Randy? 527 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,490 Randy's an armadillo who's been driving Earl 528 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,591 crazy the last couple years. 529 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,660 Did you say armadillo? 530 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,928 You've been in contact with an armadillo? 531 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:25,665 Yeah, I tried to ring his neck, but the scaly bastard got away. 532 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,201 Wade, a minute? 533 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,604 We have to catch that armadillo. 534 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,573 The New England Journal of Medicine says 535 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,410 15% of the armadillo population is infected with leprosy. 536 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,578 That's fascinating. 537 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,447 But I got better things to do than go 538 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,614 on a half-assed armadillo hunt. 539 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,515 Oh, yeah, like what? 540 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,552 Not finish painting my carriage house? 541 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,354 Aw, painting your girlfriend's house? 542 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,655 Aw, that's sweet. 543 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,991 He's a drunk, okay? 544 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,527 I may be drunk 545 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,662 but I'm not deaf. 546 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,663 He talks. 547 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,965 Blah, blah, blah, Zoe, blah, blah, blah, Zoe... 548 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,700 Blah, blah, blah, Zoe... 549 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,302 Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. 550 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,303 You know what, Earl? 551 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,537 Maybe she's right, okay? 552 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,972 You got, you got leprosy of the brain, all right? 553 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:06,973 Let's go. 554 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:07,974 Where you going? 555 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,410 We got an armadillo to catch. 556 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,712 Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 557 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,958 You know, we could be out here forever. 558 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,295 Everyone knows best time to catch an armadillo 559 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,864 is at sunrise before it gets warm. 560 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,533 What? 561 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,602 What are you looking at? 562 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,870 Oh, just someone who talks to their father about me. 563 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,740 No, see, I didn't do that. 564 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,609 Well, he seemed pretty confident that you did. 565 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,444 Well, I-I wasn't talking to him. 566 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,812 No, I mean, I-I was, uh, 567 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,747 you know, I was probably complaining to him. 568 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,549 Yeah, sure, about how annoying you are. 569 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,951 Oh. And I might have been explaining to him 570 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,620 how, how my life has become so much easier 571 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,288 since you and I stopped sleeping together. 572 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,756 Absolutely. Oh, yeah, 573 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,426 well, for someone who's annoyed with me all the time 574 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,562 and who definitely, positively doesn't want to sleep with me, 575 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,532 you spend an awful lot of time at my house without a shirt. 576 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,635 What do you care whether or not I want to? 577 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,437 You and I both know you'd rather waste your time 578 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,704 being miserable about what your alumni magazine's 579 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,839 not writing about you 580 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,476 or mooning over somebody who's totally unavailable, hmm? 581 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,777 I am not miserable. 582 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,512 I care about my brand. 583 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,647 And I do not moon. 584 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,682 I have never mooned in my entire life! 585 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,683 (loud clank) (shrieks) 586 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,884 What the hell was that? 587 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,691 Congratulations, you just caught your first armadillo. 588 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,896 I am so sorry. 589 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,832 Ruby asked me out for a drink and I couldn't say no. 590 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,668 It's a teeny little word, Crickett. 591 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,336 It's very easy to say. 592 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,971 CRICKETT: Well, maybe she's changed. 593 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,606 I bet you have a lot in common. 594 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,974 It's true, Lemon. 595 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,610 Looks like you do share the same taste in men. 596 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,646 (Ruby laughs) 597 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,982 I just love Italy. 598 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,385 Every time I'm there, I never want to leave. 599 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,986 It's the most romantic country in the world. 600 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,053 I know. 601 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,822 I have this recurring dream. 602 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:03,890 Yeah? 603 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:04,891 That I'm a sculptor in Florence. 604 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:05,692 (both laughing) 605 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,727 The Michelangelo of orthodontists. 606 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,696 Hmm. 607 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,531 I'm going in. 608 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,003 That's so funny. 609 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,004 Ruby Jeffries? 610 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,573 (laughs) Imagine seeing you here. 611 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,575 Oh, wow, Lemon. 612 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,976 I'm shocked you could find the road 613 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,111 out of your small town. 614 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,012 (laughs) 615 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,015 Uh, uh, Lemon Breeland, Walt Blodgett. 616 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,182 How do you do? 617 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:33,986 Say, by any chance are you related to a Daryl Blodgett? 618 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,455 He's my uncle. 619 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,057 (gasps) No way. 620 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,526 My daddy buys all of his cars from him. 621 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:40,560 We just love Daryl. 622 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,830 Oh, did you see what Lemon did? 623 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,498 The forearm graze. 624 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,734 That's a go-to move. 625 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,636 She is marking her territory like a lioness. 626 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,370 Or a Sasquatch. 627 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,440 What? 628 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:54,441 They do that. 629 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,475 Look. 630 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,480 And y'all have the most adorable little dress shop. 631 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,881 I'm just gonna tell my friends, skip the mall, 632 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,483 come straight to BlueBell. 633 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,151 You are delightful. 634 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,620 So, how long have you been George's doctor? 635 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:08,755 Oh... 636 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,156 Well, I think George 637 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,591 is just probably just being shy. 638 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,626 I'm much more than his doctor. 639 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,595 Hell, I'm the father of his fiancée. 640 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,597 Excuse me? GEORGE: That's not true. 641 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,098 That is not true. You have a fiancée? 642 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,967 I do not. Oh, I'm sorry. 643 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,635 Did I say fiancée? My bad. I'm sorry. 644 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:23,903 I meant ex-fiancée. 645 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,472 Yes, ex-fiancée. Exactly. 646 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,473 BRICK: I'm still adjusting, you know. 647 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,440 After all, they were together 648 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,609 for 15 years, and when it ended... Brick. 649 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,778 ...a couple of weeks ago, just... 650 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,146 15 years? So that's what you meant by 651 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,582 "kind of serious." 652 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,484 Well... BRICK: Ooh. 653 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,719 Is that what he said? 654 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:40,687 "Kind of serious." 655 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,755 It was a figure of speech, Brick. Well, 656 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,624 I guess that explains why you walked out on her 657 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:45,992 on her wedding day in front of 658 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,727 friends, family, and an eight-course meal 659 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,562 that cost more than a small beach house. 660 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,698 Okay, for which I have repeatedly apologized 661 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:52,765 and offered to reimburse 662 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,634 you for, Brick. How? The only way 663 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,035 you could afford that kind of money 664 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,604 is if you married it. Really? 665 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,105 The last time I checked, my bank account 666 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,640 was doing pretty good. MAITRE D': Gentlemen, gentlemen. 667 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:01,774 I'm gonna need you to leave. 668 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,876 You're disturbing our guests. 669 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:10,249 * Feel the wild wind blow 670 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,251 * Storm is ragin' down 671 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,087 * Lover, don't you know 672 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,189 * We're not safe and sound? 673 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,658 Walter, did I tell you 674 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,827 that I'm running for mayor of BlueBell? 675 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,028 No, you did not. That's why she comes 676 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,930 all the way out here to do her heavy drinking 677 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,565 where the voters can't see. Actually, you know what? 678 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,667 We should probably let the bartender know 679 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,868 when to cut you off. 680 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:31,638 Oh, Lemon. That sense of humor 681 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,940 must have come in handy after the humiliation 682 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,676 of being left at the altar. 683 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,512 (phone rings) 684 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:40,880 Excuse me. I need to take this. 685 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,148 Oh... 686 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,550 It's an orthodontic emergency. 687 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,617 Oh, go, go, go. Go, go. 688 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,523 Listen up, Lemon. 689 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,725 Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? 690 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,761 Queen of the Blueberry Festival, 691 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,596 Spirit Squad, Junior Bonnet Girl, 692 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:57,864 Senior Bonnet Girl, 693 00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,066 role of Wendy in Peter Pan, 694 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,702 and first violin in the BlueBell youth orchestra. 695 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,171 Trust me, I didn't forget. 696 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:06,606 Did you think I was 697 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:07,874 interested in any of those plays, pageants, 698 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,742 and competitions? I hate Peter Pan. 699 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,043 Then why did you... Because I wanted 700 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,812 to beat you. 701 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,815 Lemon, everything came so easy for you. Your whole family. 702 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,317 It's like you Breelands just glide through town. 703 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,786 I... 704 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,321 want to watch you lose. 705 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,624 (quiet laugh) 706 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:27,660 Well, can I tell you a secret? 707 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:28,761 Hmm. 708 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,530 That ain't gonna happen tonight. 709 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,901 ANNABETH: Look at that. 710 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,769 The cardigan's coming off. 711 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,638 Go, Lemon. 712 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,607 My apologies. 713 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,041 I tell you, headgear can be 714 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,677 mighty complicated. 715 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,813 So how we doing? 716 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,314 Actually, Walt, I'm suddenly feeling... 717 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:49,916 kind of dizzy. 718 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,651 Um, would you mind being a gentleman 719 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,053 and taking me outside to get some fresh air? 720 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,623 Absolutely. 721 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,691 Thank you. 722 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,559 Excuse us. 723 00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:06,699 I told you there'd be a story. 724 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,937 What is that? 725 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,204 Patient zero. 726 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,340 We just may have prevented a major epidemic. 727 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,808 (phone rings) 728 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,910 Oh. 729 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,946 It's the lab with Tom's results. 730 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,114 This is Dr. Hart. 731 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,353 His name is Randy. 732 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,322 With a "Y." 733 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,763 The lab just called. 734 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,230 Am I dying? 735 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,666 Just say it quick. 736 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,167 You're perfectly healthy, Tom. 737 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,301 The tests 738 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,836 were negative for leprosy. 739 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,672 The rash is benign, 740 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,339 but your blood work... oh, okay... 741 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,676 shows slightly elevated sodium, 742 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,844 but otherwise completely normal. Oh. 743 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,681 I'm no longer a leper. 744 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,783 I've got a brand-new lease on life. 745 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,921 Oh, snatched from the jaws of death. 746 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,289 Lucky us. 747 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,725 He's got surprisingly strong arms. 748 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,860 So, that'd still 749 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,196 make a good story, right? I mean, one could say 750 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,164 that I did change his life. 751 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:14,200 One could, but this one won't. 752 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,702 I've got a bus to catch. 753 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,909 Oh, come on, Doc. 754 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,076 You can't actually be disappointed 755 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,412 that Tom doesn't have leprosy. 756 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:27,780 What? I'm not. 757 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,682 Oh, right. You're disappointed 758 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:30,549 that you didn't stop 759 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,118 the great Alabama leprosy outbreak. 760 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,219 Which is... 761 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,253 the same thing. 762 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,323 You know, I don't want you 763 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,425 to take this the wrong way, but, uh, 764 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,860 God, sometimes I think 765 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:42,929 you are just the saddest person in the world. 766 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,364 You're always looking over your shoulder, wondering what life 767 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:48,234 should be instead of taking it for what it is. 768 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:52,038 You're not honest about what makes you happy. 769 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,240 You know what I'm gonna do tonight? 770 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:56,042 I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna play 771 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,710 video games for two, three hours. 772 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,478 Oh, good for you. Dream big. What I'm not gonna do 773 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,714 is beat myself up for playing video games 774 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:02,915 instead of saving the world. 775 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:05,451 If I want to save the world... hell, I'll do it tomorrow. 776 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,054 If you have time between video games. Exactly. 777 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,121 'Cause it's my choice. 778 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,057 Just like it was your choice to stay in BlueBell. 779 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,792 It was your choice to be a G.P. 780 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,260 instead of a supersonic... 781 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,828 space surgeon or whatever. 782 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,064 And it was your choice to go to bed with me. 783 00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:20,066 And clearly something about every one 784 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,433 of those choices makes you happy. 785 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,936 The problem is, they don't match up with the picture 786 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:27,473 you have in your head about what your life should be, and... 787 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,241 (sighs) 788 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,343 You don't know as much about me as you think. 789 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,278 Yeah, you know what? 790 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:35,081 Maybe, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't. 791 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,516 But I do know this: you want to be happy, Doc? 792 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,853 Change your picture or change your life. 793 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,822 Good night. 794 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,034 Dr. Hart. Thank God. 795 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,502 I just got back to town and 796 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:57,837 I heard about Tom. 797 00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,438 Oh, no, he's fine. 798 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:02,074 100%, you'll be good for your date. 799 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,976 He told you about our date? 800 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,845 Oh, yeah. He's really looking forward to it. 801 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:08,848 You know, it's not just any date. 802 00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:10,516 It's the kind you have to make sure 803 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,184 someone swings by your house in the morning 804 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,853 to feed your fish. 805 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,922 Wow. Really? 806 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,223 Mmm. 807 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,925 The big one? Mm-hmm. 808 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,459 Does Tom know? 809 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,862 Oh, yeah. We've been talking about it for weeks. 810 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,563 Oh. 811 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,866 Good night. Bye. 812 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,373 Oh, it is so nice getting out of that stuffy bar. 813 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,542 I much prefer to get to know someone outside. 814 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:39,045 100% agree. In fact, I think there ought to be 815 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:41,580 a law that all first dates should be outdoors. 816 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,549 Under the moonlight. 817 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:46,385 You are so charming. I bet you don't even need 818 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,087 to use novocaine on your patients. You just 819 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,322 flash those pretty blue eyes, it just knocks them right out. 820 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:52,124 (both laugh) 821 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,074 I'm sorry. 822 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,208 I, I can't do this. 823 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,543 No, that was my fault. I misread... 824 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:14,213 No, it's just that I thought... 825 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,986 You're, you're a nice guy, Walt, but... 826 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,121 I think I should go home. 827 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,600 BRICK: And I have never been 828 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,202 more humiliated in my whole life. 829 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,369 You've never been more humiliated? 830 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,470 No. Brick... 831 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,940 you're the one that came in and hijacked my dinner. 832 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:41,941 You mean your date? 833 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,075 Who you've been parading 834 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:44,376 all around town... Parading around... 835 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,411 ...like a hormonal teenager. Grow up. 836 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,345 Guys. BRICK: You know what? 837 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:47,947 You can pay for the wedding. Oh, thank you. 838 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,481 Finally! You know that's fine by me. 839 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,083 (all shouting) 840 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,285 Knock it off! Both of you, both of you! 841 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,221 What's going on here? 842 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,555 This is a personal dispute, Lavon. 843 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:57,957 Okay, well, it may be 844 00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,125 a personal dispute, but you're 845 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,560 about to wake the Hendersons' baby now. 846 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:04,496 Jim and Susie been sleep training that kid for weeks. 847 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:05,631 How can I help you? 848 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,199 You can't. I am gonna 849 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:10,002 resent this man for as long as I live! No, Brick. 850 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,470 No! 851 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:14,140 Now, this town is too small for resentment like that. 852 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:16,375 All right, ain't nobody going home till we solve 853 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,210 this thing here, right now. 854 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,012 Okay, George, 855 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,480 now, I-I want you to just forget 856 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,115 everything that's been said here tonight. 857 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,284 Not happening. Okay, now, I know it ain't easy, 858 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,119 but just, look, tell me this, okay? 859 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,521 Now, if you had one more thing that you could say 860 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,390 to Brick Breeland for the rest of your days, 861 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:32,424 for the rest of your days, 862 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,526 what would it be? That is not a fair question 863 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,528 to be asking me right now, Lavon. 864 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,530 All right, but still I'm asking it. 865 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:41,633 Hmm? 866 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:46,338 You know what I'd say, Brick? 867 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:49,141 I'd say I'm sorry. 868 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:52,644 That I really am so truly sorry 869 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,646 for breaking your daughter's heart. 870 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,350 The last thing I would ever want to do in this world 871 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:01,320 was hurt her or hurt you. 872 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:06,158 'Cause the fact of the matter is, you-you've been... 873 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:09,528 hell, you've been nothing less than a father to me, Brick. 874 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,505 Well... 875 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:20,706 (clears throat) 876 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:23,442 Maybe that's... 877 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,112 maybe that's why it hurts so much. 878 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,118 I mean, Lemon's loss... 879 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,153 It was my loss, too. 880 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,457 I mean, you.... 881 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,627 you were in my family for 15 years. 882 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,296 It felt like 883 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,332 I was losing a son. 884 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,671 Y'all go and, uh, shake hands. 885 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,185 (sighing) 886 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,489 I took another look at your blood tests, 887 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,291 and in addition to the sodium, 888 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,461 there was a slightly elevated level of hypericin. 889 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,163 Oh, boy. Oh, no, don't panic. 890 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,564 It's not bad. 891 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,499 It turns out, hypericin is the active ingredient 892 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:22,501 in an organic supplement called Saint-John's-wort. 893 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:23,669 Have you heard of it? 894 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:27,173 I-I have. 895 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,643 People use it primarily to treat anxiety. 896 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,511 Were you? 897 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,314 Maybe. 898 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,650 Tom, as your doctor, can I ask you 899 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,653 if your anxiety has anything to do with Wanda? 900 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,156 Uh... 901 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,726 Having sex with someone for the first time is a big deal. 902 00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,164 Ee... (sighs) 903 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,801 So is having sex 904 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,404 for the first time. 905 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,307 I see. 906 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,574 I-I... 907 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,543 I love Wanda, but-but I'm a religious person, 908 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,446 and I always thought I would wait till I was married, but... 909 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,647 but she says we're ready, and, like, 910 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,182 and I don't, I don't want to disappoint her, 911 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:11,417 and I've been through, 912 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,585 like, six boxes of Saint-John's-wort. 913 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:14,520 You know what, Tom? 914 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,256 Just talk to Wanda and tell her the truth. 915 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,158 But what if I lose her? 916 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,592 I don't believe that you will. 917 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,295 But it's your life, 918 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,697 and you have to be honest with yourself 919 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,733 about how you want to live it. 920 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,577 Dr. Hart. 921 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,380 What are you doing out this late? 922 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,082 Heading home from work. You? 923 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:49,087 I actually just had a first date. 924 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,325 Oh. 925 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,294 And how did it go? 926 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:58,330 Well, it-it started out strong, and then Brick showed up. 927 00:34:58,364 --> 00:34:59,331 What?! 928 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:00,599 Ooh. (laughs) 929 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,168 Disaster? Uh... 930 00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:03,235 I don't know. 931 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,903 Would you call the Hindenburg a disaster? 932 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,572 Uh, hmm... Hmm. 933 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,641 Well, you survived. 934 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:11,677 Very true. Very true. 935 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,580 And it actually did feel good to have myself out there. 936 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,682 You know, just trying. 937 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:22,754 Just got to put yourself first sometimes, I guess. 938 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:26,392 Yeah, you do. 939 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:27,859 All right, then. 940 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,228 (sighs) 941 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,629 Good night, Zoe. 942 00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:52,184 I'm a problem solver. (chuckles) 943 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:55,187 And nothing brings me more satisfaction in this world 944 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,523 than solving the problems of BlueBell. 945 00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,625 I'm-I'm sorry, 946 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,194 we-were we having a conversation? 947 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,729 This morning you-you asked me 948 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,298 why I want to be mayor, and I'm-I'm telling you. 949 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,300 A good 12 hours later. 950 00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:12,571 Do you even know what a mayor is? 951 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,209 A mediator. Yeah. 952 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:19,878 People come to you with every issue you can imagine, 953 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,681 and it is your job to figure out what they need. 954 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,583 And guess what. I'm good at it. 955 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:27,286 (laughs) As a matter of fact, I'm great at it. 956 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,420 (both laugh) 957 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,589 For a football player. 958 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,558 No. 959 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,693 Listen close, Ruby. 960 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:37,563 I am proud of what I've done for this town, 961 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:40,966 more than any tackle I ever made in the NFL. 962 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:43,435 And yeah, 963 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:46,572 job fell in my lap 'cause of who I was... 964 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,976 ...but who I was is not who I am now. 965 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,845 And who are you now? 966 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:58,317 I'm Mayor Lavon Hayes. 967 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,552 And I intend to stay that way. 968 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:03,655 For another month, anyway. 969 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,858 This is gonna be fun. 970 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,894 Night, Lavon. 971 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,811 Lemon. Over here. 972 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:28,614 Hmm. Climb aboard 973 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,450 to my floating crap shack, or as I call it, 974 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:34,486 the S.S. Metaphor for My Marriage. 975 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,587 I don't know. 976 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:36,955 Fresh coat of paint, some curtains-- 977 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,491 you could spruce that thing right up. 978 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,759 And still I'd rather sink it. 979 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,462 How'd your evening pan out? 980 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:44,596 You engaged yet? 981 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,998 Oh, it was a terrible idea. 982 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,801 I don't know why you insisted 983 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,970 on having a girls' night out anyway. 984 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,005 (scoffs) 985 00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:58,877 Lemon, talk to me. 986 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,447 What is going on with you? 987 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,416 This whole race with George, hunting for a husband? 988 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,852 It's only been a couple weeks, and he's already dating. 989 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:09,488 Who cares when George Tucker starts dating? 990 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,890 It's got nothing to do with you. 991 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,961 I know. 992 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,663 But I will say this. 993 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,631 I do think you were in better shape 994 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:21,667 the day after your wedding blew up. 995 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,669 Remember? 996 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,704 You were gonna get an apartment, find a job, 997 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,006 be a whole new Lemon Breeland. 998 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,675 What happened? 999 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,643 It was too hard. I-I... 1000 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,979 I couldn't afford to move out on my own. 1001 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,748 I was the worst waitress that the Rammer Jammer's ever seen. 1002 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:40,652 So? You get back out there and try again. 1003 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:43,522 You want an apartment? 1004 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,557 Move onto this houseboat. 1005 00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:47,659 Hell, I'll even help you paint it. 1006 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:49,060 You're serious? 1007 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:51,096 Yes. 1008 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,964 You want a job? 1009 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,701 Spend ten minutes, and figure out what you're good at. 1010 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,135 No, we know it's not waitressing. 1011 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,705 (laughs) But Crickett and I were watching you 1012 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,573 at the bar during our girls' night. 1013 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:03,642 Know what we saw? 1014 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,110 A crazy-competitive nut job 1015 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:08,514 fighting over a dentist with admittedly decent hair? 1016 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,649 A force of nature at work. 1017 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:14,386 Someone who doesn't hear the word "no." 1018 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,488 When you set your mind to something, 1019 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:17,989 you will it into existence. 1020 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,658 You always have. 1021 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:24,763 Take those powers and use 'em for good. 1022 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,608 (doorbell rings) 1023 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:43,582 How badly do you want to beat Ruby Jeffries for mayor? 1024 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,617 More than you know. 1025 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:47,586 Then let me run your campaign. 1026 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:50,756 You will be unbeatable, Lavon. 1027 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,858 No one wants to see Ruby Jeffries go away 1028 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:53,925 more than I do. 1029 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,662 And when I set my mind to something... Oh, okay. 1030 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:59,731 Okay. Can I think about it? 1031 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,600 Sure. 1032 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,001 You can give me your answer on Monday. 1033 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,437 You can find me at my new home-- 1034 00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:06,472 AnnaBeth's houseboat. 1035 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:09,475 Wait, wait. Lemon Breeland's living on a boat? 1036 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:10,709 That's me. 1037 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,511 I'm just full of surprises. 1038 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,485 Let's go. 1039 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,186 Get around him, man. Come on! 1040 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,954 (knocking) 1041 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:33,431 Hey. 1042 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:39,170 Well, what have you got there? 1043 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:41,172 I know this guy, 1044 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:44,743 kind of an amateur expert on happiness, 1045 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:48,547 and according to him, playing 1046 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,881 video games like Halo 1047 00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:53,151 actually increases 1048 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,687 people's overall levels of happiness. 1049 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:57,122 It's scientific. 1050 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,491 Huh. You know, I, uh... 1051 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:00,792 I think I've heard similar things. 1052 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,928 Well, as a person of science, 1053 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,764 I figure, I ought to see if there's any truth to it. 1054 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,099 I agree. 1055 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,536 As it turns out, 1056 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:12,203 I have one of these, 1057 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,239 uh, happiness machines 1058 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:17,743 that will play your so-called "video games." 1059 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:21,179 You, uh... you want me to fire it up? 1060 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,948 Well, if you want to. 1061 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:26,084 Yeah. Hey, why don't you, uh, why don't you grab a seat? 1062 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,953 Hey, while we're, uh... 1063 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,121 while we're on the subject, 1064 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,223 I've actually read news studies 1065 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:35,627 that say that, uh, a strip version 1066 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:40,231 of the game actually makes people even happier. 1067 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,000 Yeah. Really? 1068 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,735 Yeah, it's weird. Strip Halo? 1069 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,136 Uh-huh. I don't know. 1070 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,872 That sounds pretty complicated. 1071 00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,607 No, not really. It's actually pretty simple. 1072 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,609 I think you'd get the hang of it. 1073 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:52,744 Well, you are the expert, so 1074 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:54,913 I guess we ought to try it. 1075 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,882 Right. (clears throat) 1076 00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:59,885 Right, 'cause who doesn't want to be happy? 1077 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:02,988 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org