1 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,039 Sure are taking your time with that bandage, Doc. 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,208 WADE: If there's anything I can do to repay the favor, 3 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,442 you know where to find me. 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,578 I guess I'm just not that kind of girl. 5 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,213 WADE: Is this why you stopped our little frolic the other night? 6 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:14,648 You got googly eyes for golden boy George? 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:15,783 Hello there, Dr. Hart. 8 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,218 Are you sure you want to be seen talking to me? 9 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,552 Yeah, I'll take my chances. 10 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:21,522 Zoe Hart has flipped some New York switch in you, 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,691 and you are just not the same person anymore. 12 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,093 LEMON: You know how difficult this is for me. 13 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:27,228 LAVON: Difficult never stopped me. 14 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:36,637 I'm so sorry that I don't know what I want. 15 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,073 without tasting Agnes's sweet tea. 16 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,241 It's a Southern staple. 17 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,110 I'm not really into sugary things. 18 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,577 It's not that sugary. 19 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:48,249 Well, not if you compare it to her grape lemonade 20 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,119 or... a cup of sugar. 21 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,254 Shep! How's it going? 22 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,655 Well, how do you think it's going? 23 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:57,658 Ever since you started that steak of the month club, 24 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,794 I spend every fourth Tuesday being chased by gators. 25 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,497 Now, I'm pretty attached to my legs. 26 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,965 I'd like to stay that way. 27 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,701 And I got a package for you, Dr. Hart. 28 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,869 It's from your mom. 29 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,104 Nice note. 30 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:12,340 Seems like she had a good time down here. 31 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,108 Glad you two made up. 32 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,009 Shep... Huh? 33 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,346 We'll see you around. Okay? 34 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,114 Yeah, whatever. (laughs) 35 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,950 Oh... 36 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,285 Cashmere. That's nice. 37 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,819 My mother doesn't do nice. 38 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,422 She definitely doesn't send a package without an agenda. 39 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,623 There's obviously... 40 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,992 Aha! 41 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,227 An agenda. 42 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,562 One of your friends got married? 43 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,963 My college roommate. There. 44 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,631 So your mama was being nice. 45 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:41,402 Lavon, you so don't understand New York mothers. 46 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,705 She sent this to imply that my life is at a standstill 47 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,674 while everyone in New York is moving on. 48 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,243 Look at Sophie, she's married, in private practice, 49 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,978 while you're doing a whole big fat nothing. 50 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:53,046 "Thought I would enjoy this," my ass. 51 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,682 Big Z, no offense... 52 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,585 I mean, it's not like you, you working on a social life here. 53 00:01:57,585 --> 00:02:00,888 A) It is impossible to have a social life in BlueBell. 54 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,290 Who am I gonna date, Crazy Earl? 55 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,392 And B) it doesn't matter, 56 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:05,893 because I'm only here for work. 57 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:10,398 And it just so happens that I find my work very rewarding. 58 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,634 (snuffling) 59 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,602 A pig? 60 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,337 You want me to stitch up a pig? 61 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:19,139 The vet's all the way in Mobile. 62 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,409 Please, ma'am, he's our mascot. 63 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,679 So, you single? 64 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,881 (squeals) 65 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,664 Miss Breeland, I-I'm sorry, I just can't. 66 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,766 Listen, the entire Junior League was counting on you. 67 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,168 I'm sure, but... I'm afraid I'm double-booked. 68 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,738 NASCAR and I do a lot of work for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, 69 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,973 and there's a lot of kids in Birmingham that really... 70 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,709 Okay, let me tell you something, Mr. Brian Vickers. 71 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,645 You may think that you take your life 72 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,580 in your hands every time you take the wheel, 73 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,516 but you have not known true fear-- until now. 74 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,719 Because I am siccing the entire BlueBell chapter 75 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,122 of the Alabama Junior League on you, and we will be watching, 76 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,659 and waiting until the time is right... 77 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,661 to strike. 78 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:19,467 You take care. It was such a pleasure to meet you. 79 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,201 You say hello to the children for me. 80 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,203 It was nice meeting you as well. 81 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,472 GEORGE: Hey, Brian. 82 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,408 Hey, dude. You okay, man? 83 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,877 Ah, man, I'm... tell her I'm sorry. 84 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,879 I'm... terribly sorry. 85 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,118 Let me guess, he cancelled? 86 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,553 The day before the event. 87 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,422 I promised that I could deliver a major NASCAR driver. 88 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,291 Now what am I supposed to tell Delia Ann 89 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,825 and the rest of the Junior League? 90 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,627 That he cancelled? 91 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,963 George, the turtle race raises money for ecological purposes. 92 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,300 It's a, it's a very important cause. 93 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,434 The cause... 94 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,168 is great, but, I mean... 95 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,970 The race? 96 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,308 I mean, you gotta admit, it's... it's a... it's a little silly. 97 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,643 Oh, honey. It's okay. 98 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,412 No one expects you to come. 99 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,714 Okay, what are you saying? 100 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:09,317 (whispering): Everybody knows that you're afraid of reptiles. 101 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,918 Okay, I am not afraid of reptiles! 102 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,453 Okay? I'm practically poker buddies 103 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,187 with Burt Reynolds the alligator. Mm-hmm. 104 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,923 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,226 Just those... racing turtles are a little... 106 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:20,528 well, they're a little unpredictable. 107 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:21,995 Mm-hmm. I mean, that Margaret Mitchell 108 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,532 got me in the arm last year. Dearest, it's okay. 109 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,867 You know what? Tomorrow night you can just go off 110 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,503 and do whatever you want. Have a good time. 111 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:32,272 Baby, I'm serious. She bit me. 112 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,741 They bite! 113 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,545 ZOE: Okay. And how long have you been 114 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,679 experiencing the symptoms? 115 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:39,947 The mild headache and the hangnail. 116 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,682 Couple weeks. Few days. Don't know. 117 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,283 Is it true you're from New York? 118 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,486 Yes. How long you been in town? 119 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,888 A couple of months. So is the pain all over 120 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,623 your head, or just in the front? You dating anyone? 121 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,659 It just so happens that I'm taking a year off 122 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,561 from the dating scene. Mm. 123 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:56,229 I'm supposed to be asking you the questions. 124 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,231 Wow, look at that, headache's gone. 125 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,367 You are a great doctor. 126 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,635 Wait, what? 127 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,338 I'll just take my lollipop and skedaddle. 128 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,979 I'm sorry. 129 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,115 I didn't see the sock on the door of my medical practice. 130 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,417 What's eating you? 131 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,054 All my friends in New York 132 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,458 are evolving: going to openings and parties. 133 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,726 First-run movies. 134 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,661 Getting married in the New York Times. 135 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,062 When I get back to New York, 136 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,798 I'm going to be like one of those astronauts 137 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,533 from Avatar, who were shoved into sleeping pods 138 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,068 and wake up with a year of their life just gone, 139 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,404 while not advancing their surgical skills 140 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,505 or their social life. 141 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,806 So, start dating. 142 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:41,141 I mean, you might meet somebody wonderful here. 143 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,410 I know I did. 144 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,712 (chuckles) Oh, honey. 145 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,414 (kissing) 146 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:49,216 Bill, you are absolutely right. 147 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,118 He is? 148 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,953 Mm-hmm. 149 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:56,824 I may only be here a year, but I need to evolve, too. 150 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,225 I should date. 151 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,827 Now, I don't expect to meet 152 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,795 my perfect match in BlueBell-- I'm not banana balls-- 153 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,064 but it's time to get out of that sleep pod thingy. 154 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:07,535 Put a little life experience under my belt. 155 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,836 Yeah. I'm gonna date. 156 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,705 ZOE: I don't understand. 157 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,641 There must be some single guys in BlueBell. 158 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,842 SHELLEY: 'Course there are. 159 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,445 Well, I do gut my own fish. 160 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,080 And a good fish gutter is so hard to find. 161 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,551 Tom, I've told you before, you're just too young for me. 162 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,587 (snorts with laughter) 163 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,558 GEORGE: Well, Shelley, 164 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,593 thank you for the grub. Keep the change. And you... 165 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,862 I heard that you, uh, stitched up our Bo. 166 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,397 Bet it's the first time you ever had to do anything like that. 167 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:42,102 What? No. I-I... I did a farm rotation in med school. Mm-hmm. 168 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,170 Udder bypasses. 169 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,038 Beakectomies. 170 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,173 Goat-o-suction. 171 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,075 Right. 172 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,142 (laughs) 173 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,878 Well, you have a nice day. 174 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,012 Thank you. 175 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:57,751 Oh, no. 176 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,620 Oh, honey, don't tell me. 177 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,122 George Tucker is the absolute opposite of single. 178 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,090 Which means he's... 179 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,225 Taken. I know. I don't like George. 180 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,928 There's got to be some other guy in this town. 181 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,697 Someone... like George, but single. 182 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,532 Well, there's always Wade. 183 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,601 You did nearly hook up with him a couple weeks ago. 184 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,736 Yeah, and that was a mistake, mistake, mistake! 185 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,605 Why don't you just give him a chance? 186 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,508 And then tell me all about it. 187 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,376 (Wade chatting) 188 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,979 Oh, hey, Doc. Shelley. 189 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,515 Uh, two beers. 190 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,683 And two more for my wife. 191 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,485 Anyway, so he's drunk... 192 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,924 Brian Vickers bowed out? 193 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,693 It's not a problem. I'll just find somebody else 194 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,662 to cohost with me. 195 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,196 I'll just... 196 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,433 call that agent in Mobile, and we'll just drum up 197 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,535 some other sports celebrity. 198 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,136 But why? 199 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,105 We've got our own local legend right in town-- Mayor Hayes. 200 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,373 Oh, no. 201 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,975 We can do much better than that. 202 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,376 I disagree. 203 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,978 Excuse me? 204 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,748 Obviously, I am not a fan of the man. 205 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,416 But it's time for this league to face the fact 206 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,553 that the man is astoundingly popular. 207 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,654 It's settled. 208 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,221 Ask him this afternoon. 209 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,925 But... I'm sure I didn't hear a "but." 210 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,296 Of course you didn't. 211 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,931 (laughing) 212 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,167 It's such a great idea! 213 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,037 ZOE : Wade is married? 214 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,439 How could I not know this? We didn't know they were still married. 215 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,241 But how? Who? Huh? 216 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,178 About four years ago, Tansy and Wade were messing around 217 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,546 for a few weeks. 218 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,448 Then one night, they get rip-roaring drunk 219 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,150 and come back married. 220 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,586 Just like a bad sitcom, 221 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,987 except instead of Vegas, 222 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,623 it was a shrimp boat in international waters. 223 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:47,060 Only lasted about four months, 'cause they fought all the time. 224 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,462 Thought they were divorced, but apparently... 225 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,665 There are no single men in BlueBell. 226 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,701 (knock on door) Excuse me. 227 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,069 Hi. Uh... Dr. Hart? 228 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,438 Dr. Judson Lyons. I'm a vet up in Mobile. 229 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,141 Uh, hi, Dr. Lyons. I just wanted to 230 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,476 thank you for that wonderful job you did on Bo. 231 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,313 I've never saw subcuticular sutures on a pig before. 232 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,582 Oh. It was nothing. 233 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,883 May I ask you to dinner? 234 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,252 As a thank you? You're kidding. 235 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,690 And by that, she means, "Hell, yes!" 236 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,232 * * 237 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,171 I-It's nice. 238 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,706 I don't want nice! 239 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,974 I want to knock him dead. 240 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:37,044 I want va-va-voom. Is it va-va-voomy? 241 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,381 Z, isn't there a girl around you could ask? 242 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,783 Come on, Lavon, I am so excited. 243 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,052 Okay. The vet, Judson-- that's his name-- 244 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,854 Oh, we love Jud. He treats Burt Reynolds. 245 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,056 There's not many vets out there who make house calls 246 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,792 for alligators. Yeah, he seems kind of awesome. 247 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,426 (chuckles) We didn't talk for too long. 248 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,728 But he is handsome. 249 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,597 He loves animals, and he's a doctor, too. 250 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,733 And guess what? What? 251 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,368 We're going to an actual restaurant! 252 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,571 I've never been on a first date in a restaurant before. 253 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,239 I'm sorry, what? 254 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,808 Oh, right. I should probably mention 255 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,010 that I haven't been on a date in eight years. 256 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,779 Eight years? 257 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,246 How is that possible? 258 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,982 Well, my ex-boyfriend and I were together for six years, 259 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,349 and that was just a study session that 260 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,318 turned into a hook up that turned into six years. 261 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,287 Oh, wow. 262 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,755 (doorbell rings) 263 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,357 Hello. 264 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,893 Oh, my, what a nice dress. 265 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,228 Oh, goodness, I am so sorry for your loss. 266 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,997 I presume you're off to a funeral. 267 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,500 Mayor Hayes, 268 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,035 we have a favor to ask. 269 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,503 We all know you're incredibly busy. 270 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,772 As are we. So why don't we just get this over with, 271 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,173 and you can go ahead and say no. 272 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,710 Usually I like to hear a request before I refuse it. 273 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,312 Request is, will you do us the honor 274 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,981 of cohosting the Junior League Turtle Derby with Lemon? 275 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,852 Again, we know that you have many civic obligations 276 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,754 and couldn't possibly, so... 277 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,190 It's an important town event for charity. 278 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,927 And cohosting with Lemon Breeland-- 279 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:00,928 that sounds delightful. 280 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,129 (Annabeth laughs) 281 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,365 My idea. 282 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,336 Dr. Hart, Dr. Hart, hi. 283 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,270 Well, hello there. 284 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,239 Hey, Tansy, how's that hangnail? 285 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,742 Oh, we both know there was nothing wrong with me. 286 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,276 Just came by to check out 287 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,778 this electricity-hogging New York princess 288 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,947 Wade's been complaining about. 289 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,648 He is my husband, you know. 290 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:22,682 Yeah, so I've heard. 291 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,817 Mazel tov. 292 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,118 Wade's a great guy. 293 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,219 Well, ta-ta. 294 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,856 My husband and I have somewhere we need to be. 295 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,323 WADE: Baby. Hi. 296 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,125 Ba-bam. 297 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,460 Mwah. 298 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,594 We gonna do this or what? 299 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,429 TANSY: Yep. (both laugh) 300 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,699 We're getting a divorce. 301 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,301 Tucker, give us the papers. 302 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,370 Well, hello, Wade. 303 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,371 Hey, Tansy. Hey. 304 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,374 Uh, let me just grab 'em real quick. 305 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:51,278 All right, okay, I'm a-- I'm assuming not much has changed 306 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,047 since I drew these up four years ago. 307 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,983 Uh, still no children? 308 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,717 Still no... Money, 309 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,219 right, which is 310 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,254 why we were hoping you're working on commission today. 311 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,291 Yeah, that's right, buddy; we'll just add it to your tab. 312 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,893 Can't believe we never got around to signing it. 313 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,128 I did try, like, four times, 314 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,997 but you, you had that thing with your mom 315 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,532 and then vacation in Branson, so... 316 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,869 I've been real swamped, but, come on, it hasn't been so hard being married to me. 317 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,538 As far as wives go, I've been pretty undemanding. 318 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,474 You have been pretty easy on that whole fidelity thing. 319 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:25,012 Okay, so, um, before you sign the divorce papers, 320 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,146 there's a question 321 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,647 I always ask my clients, and that is, 322 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,818 uh, are you sure that the two of you have done everything 323 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,752 in your power to save your marriage? 324 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,921 (Wade laughing) 325 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,356 Well, I ain't seen her in a year, 326 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,757 we haven't slept together in three, 327 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,961 so, uh, it's hard to say. 328 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,429 What do you think, Tans, 329 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,697 one more roll in the hay just to make Tucker feel better? 330 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,199 (Tansy laughs) That's not necessary. 331 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,568 I'm afraid my fiancé might take issue with that. 332 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,571 WADE: Oh, right. Wait a minute, you-- she-- you're engaged? 333 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,440 Yeah. So Wade and I trying to work things out now 334 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,342 would be a mite awkward. All right, then, 335 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,377 I think it's time the two of you go ahead 336 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,445 and sign those papers. 337 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,080 And for that legal advice, 338 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,648 you're gonna charge us a hundred bucks? 339 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,817 Come on, man. 340 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,224 Ooh, look, there's a Woody Allen festival in Mobile. 341 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,093 Judson and I could go after dinner. 342 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,461 Hate to break it to you, Zo, 343 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,196 but people outside of L.A. and New York 344 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,265 don't really do Woody Allen. 345 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,399 Really? 346 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,433 That's interesting. 347 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,102 I think I'll add it to my flash cards. 348 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,105 "Why don't you like Woody Allen?" 349 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,539 You got to be kidding me. 350 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,508 What? 351 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,543 I make a list of potential date chitchat. 352 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,245 You don't do that? 353 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:36,149 "If you were on death row, what would your last meal be? 354 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,986 Also, why are you on death row?" 355 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,487 You can't be serious. 356 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,123 How else am I supposed to have an interesting conversation? 357 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,825 If it's the right person, conversation will just flow. 358 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,795 I'm not really a flow-y kind of person. 359 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,030 Of course you are. 360 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,032 You know, I know you don't like to talk 361 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,367 about your boyfriend in New York. 362 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,769 The one who dumped me in the lobby of a hospital 363 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:57,938 a week before I moved here? 364 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:58,939 No, I do not. 365 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,407 And I get that, I get that, 366 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,242 but let's just try and remember 367 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,145 just for a second what it felt like in those first days 368 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:09,182 of falling in love, so full of possibility. 369 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,650 Yeah. 370 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,718 I love Bill, 371 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,087 but sometimes I'd give anything 372 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,156 to have a magical first date again, 373 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,325 sharing secrets, sharing dreams, 374 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,594 finding someone to share your soul. 375 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,496 WADE: All right, 376 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,697 divorced. 377 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,366 Finally. 378 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,202 Hey, just so you know, you're the best wife I ever had. 379 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,003 (laughs) 380 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,438 We did have some good times. 381 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,740 Remember that night that we made our own moonshine? 382 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,942 (sighs) 383 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,743 I do recall we found some pleasant ways 384 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,745 to occupy our time. 385 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,748 Thanks for being such a good sport about everything, Wade. 386 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:45,552 I have met a great guy, and this time, no shrimp boat. 387 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,288 I am going to have the whole white veil, garter, 388 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,290 cake in the face, everything, 389 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,792 and this time, I think it might actually stick. 390 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,961 (car horn honking) 391 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,063 I can't wait to meet him. 392 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,366 Um, yeah, about that, Colt's a little jealous, 393 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,402 so I actually think you two should probably not interact. 394 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,203 Seriously? 395 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,771 Thank you. You are the best. 396 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,973 (honking continues) 397 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,976 Yeah, dang, you're a sexy creature. 398 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,443 (laughs) 399 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,444 (grunts) 400 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,445 Say it again. 401 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,347 COLT: I said you are a sexy creature. 402 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,383 Hell, no. 403 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,618 Hey. 404 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,187 Remember when we were playing Daphne High? 405 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,421 I broke a rib blocking that guy 406 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,956 who was about to put you in a wheelchair? 407 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,224 I guess so. 408 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,026 Good, 'cause you still owe me a favor. 409 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,494 Where's divorce papers? Why, Wade? 410 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,296 I mean, what, what exactly is go...? 411 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,463 Oh, okay. (tears paper) 412 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,199 I'm not getting divorced, 413 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,633 that's what. 414 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,303 Thank you. 415 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,954 Do you like your name? 416 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,955 Judson. 417 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,158 Can I call you Jud? 418 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,062 Team Jacob or Team Edward? 419 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,496 (sighs) 420 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:08,601 Do you think it's okay for doctors to wear shorts? 421 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,304 (breathing heavily) 422 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,544 (dials) 423 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,048 (phone line ringing) 424 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,185 Hello. 425 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,721 Judson, it's Zoe. 426 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,624 I've been thinking-- I-I don't feel well. 427 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,792 I think I'm sick. 428 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,163 I'm a doctor-- actually, I know I'm sick. 429 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,532 I'm so sorry, I can't make it tonight. 430 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,070 Okay, well, I, I hope you feel better. 431 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,505 Okay, thank you. 432 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,419 I just don't get it. 433 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,487 I mean, I knew you were nervous, 434 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,488 but I thought you were excited. 435 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,822 You said he seemed awesome. 436 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,724 What part of "I don't want to talk about it" 437 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,059 do you not understand? 438 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,394 I feel terrible, okay, but there's nothing 439 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,495 I can do about it now. 440 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,762 So can we please just forget it? 441 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,764 LAVON: Okay, okay. 442 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,035 Poor Judson. 443 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,338 It's just plain mean. 444 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,872 It's just plain stupid. 445 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,174 She's not getting any younger. 446 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,443 Her childbearing years are dwindling. 447 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,044 SHELLEY: Zoe Hart, what is wrong with you? 448 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,346 The only good single man 449 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,881 in four counties, and you stand him up? 450 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,016 Why? 451 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,751 Why would you do that? 452 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:35,488 You know, I probably should be getting to work. 453 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,694 Okay, so usually we set up the track at the bar. 454 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:45,898 Yeah, well, usually, Lavon Hayes isn't the cohost. 455 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,667 I say we shake things up a bit. 456 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,768 Okay. 457 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,204 Okay? 458 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,972 Wait, you-you're not gonna argue with me? 459 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,875 No, Lavon, I just want to get through this meeting as fast as possible, 460 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,378 and I can't even believe that you agreed to cohost with me. 461 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,380 Lemon, come on now. 462 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,714 Look, I knew it was gonna bother you, 463 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,983 but I just thought maybe you could see 464 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,486 that we could have some fun together. 465 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,622 I'm engaged. 466 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,594 I realize that, and I also realize that you and I 467 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,729 are long over, 468 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,698 but we both live in the same small town. 469 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,967 We... 470 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,336 WOMAN: Afternoon, Mayor Hayes. 471 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,372 We got to figure out a way to get along. 472 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,340 You're right. 473 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,808 So maybe we can be friends. 474 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,110 I'd like that. Yeah. 475 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,812 And what better way to start a friendship 476 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,947 than with a turtle race? 477 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,416 (both laugh) 478 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:40,153 Oh, wait, you can be the first to meet... 479 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,222 (imitates drumroll) 480 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,192 Slow Bob. 481 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,626 You have a turtle? Yeah. 482 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,361 I caught him the other day running from Burt Reynolds. 483 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,462 He can really fly. 484 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,763 I'm gonna put him in the race. 485 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,764 Oh, no, no. 486 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,533 Delia Ann's turtle Margaret Mitchell 487 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,435 has won the turtle race for the last 18 years. 488 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,170 Because everybody throws the race for her. 489 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,771 Well, Delia Ann is a powerful woman. 490 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,640 She gets what she wants. It's her event. 491 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,309 Well, I am Mayor Lavon Hayes, 492 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,244 a-and Slow Bob here is scrappy. 493 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,645 You can't discount scrappy. 494 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,446 (laughs) 495 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,516 Tonight things change. 496 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,352 Yeah, well, we'll see. 497 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,823 I'm gonna call it a day. 498 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,125 Well, you can't just go home and wallow. 499 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,460 And I won't. 500 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,928 My mother had a point. 501 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,330 I need to make a life here, 502 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,798 and maybe it needs to be a life by myself right now, 503 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,335 so I'm gonna take myself on a date 504 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,703 as an independent, self-reliant woman. 505 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,673 Well, good for you. 506 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,076 Mm-hmm, as soon as you give me a lift to the bus stop. 507 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,878 * * 508 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,148 Wade Kinsella, have you gone certifiable? 509 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,316 Take it you got my message. 510 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,017 Yeah, I got your message. 511 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,286 You ripped up our divorce papers? 512 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,420 What is wrong with you? 513 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,655 You didn't tell me 514 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,957 that Colt is also known as Todd Gainey Jr. 515 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,325 You know him? 516 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,261 Yeah. Yeah, well, his daddy and mine used to work 517 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,762 on the same fishing boat when we were kids. 518 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,397 Now, my daddy-- he may be a drunk, 519 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,466 but those Gainey boys never let up, making fun of him. 520 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,135 Todd was a bully then and I bet you he's bully now. 521 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,472 You can do better, Tans, that's all I'm saying. 522 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,174 That's why you did this-- 'cause I can do better? 523 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,576 I don't want you to be mad, Tans; 524 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,945 it's just, I can't let you marry him. 525 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,248 You're such an idiot. 526 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,186 Hi. 527 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,120 One ticket, please. 528 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,922 That's right, one. 529 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:23,856 I'm here by myself. 530 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,326 Don't give me that pitying look. 531 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,128 Well, well, well, 532 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,264 looks like BlueBell's fish out of water decided 533 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,366 to swim upstream to Mobile. 534 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,603 George, um, what are you doing here? 535 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,906 Well, looks like we are the only two Woody Allen fans 536 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,940 on the entire Eastern shore. 537 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,209 One, please. (laughs) 538 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:47,079 Wow, yeah, what a coincidence. 539 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,481 Well, you enjoy your movie. 540 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,482 See you in BlueBell. 541 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,084 Oh, or... or we could, uh, 542 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,721 you know, we could go in together. 543 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,956 (chuckles) 544 00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,693 Yeah, right, right. 545 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,562 Why not? 546 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,363 Okay. 547 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,664 (laughs) 548 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,010 Well, actually, they've been in the family 549 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,312 for 15 years. 550 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,313 Oh. 551 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,981 Oh, you just go bye-bye 552 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,316 with that stuff. 553 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,317 Hello. 554 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,318 LEMON: Hello, everyone. 555 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,653 I'm Lemon Breeland. 556 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,488 And I'm Mayor Lavon Hayes, and welcome 557 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:32,224 to the 20th Annual Junior League Black Tie Turtle Derby, 558 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,460 where the going gets slow, 559 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,462 and the slow get going. 560 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,064 LEMON: And I would like to offer 561 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,967 a special welcome to Delia Ann Lee, who dreamed up 562 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,736 this beautiful event over 20 years ago and, in doing so, 563 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,973 has preserved the local turtle population. 564 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,541 And now our esteemed mayor will explain the rules. 565 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,542 We'll have four 566 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,943 preliminary heats. 567 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,879 The winners will move on to race for the championship 568 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:56,148 and immortality in the field of reptile athletics. 569 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,584 (applause) 570 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,421 (giggling) A general reminder. 571 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,822 This is an honorable event. 572 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,425 Cheating will not be tolerated here. 573 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,759 (laughs) 574 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,228 May the best turtle win! 575 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,731 (applause and cheering) 576 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,368 Wow. 577 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:19,305 I forgot how much that movie is such a love letter to New York. 578 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,573 Yeah. 579 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,409 You must miss it a lot, huh? 580 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,876 Oh, my God, every day. 581 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,712 Do you? 582 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:28,014 You know, I miss it sometimes, 583 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,618 but you don't get nights like this in New York. 584 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:35,154 You don't get sky or stars. 585 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:38,190 You definitely don't get 75-degree heat in October. 586 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,358 (both laugh) 587 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,193 ZOE: I can't believe 588 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,129 I ran into you here... alone. 589 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:46,165 Yeah, well, Lemon is not a fan of Woody Allen. She's... 590 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,734 Especially not Manhattan. 591 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,403 Mainly 'cause she's not a fan of the actual Manhattan, 592 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,838 or Brooklyn or Queens, 593 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,406 or anything to do with New York, really. 594 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,841 Hmm. 595 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,477 She's kind of anti-Statue of Liberty on principle. 596 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,479 Well, she's definitely anti-this New Yorker. 597 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,113 (laughs) Yeah. 598 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,482 I wish I could disagree. 599 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,916 Mm-hmm. 600 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,352 Anyway, she has the big turtle race tonight. 601 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,020 What? What? 602 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,123 I'm sorry. You people say things like that like it's normal. 603 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,625 Right. 604 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,927 Okay, why aren't you at this fabulous reptile derby? 605 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,329 Let's just say, I'm not a big fan of turtles. 606 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,232 Oh, so you two aren't as perfectly matched as you seem? 607 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,734 We have our differences. 608 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,935 Oh, you hardly know me. 609 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,771 You don't have to tell me anything. 610 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,706 No, no, no, no. No, that's all right. 611 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:30,076 We just had a rough couple of years when I was in New York. 612 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,512 You know, I kept on thinking she'd join me, 613 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,046 and she kept thinking I'd come back. 614 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,849 And at the end of the day, who was I kidding? 615 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,586 'Cause can you imagine Lemon Breeland in New York City? 616 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,953 You know, a few months ago, 617 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,289 I couldn't imagine Zoe Hart in Alabama. 618 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,491 (laughs) 619 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:47,193 (sighs) So... 620 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,796 I thought I was ready to meet someone here, you know, but... 621 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,030 Yeah, instead, you called to cancel 622 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,599 while he sat alone in Fancie's? 623 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,933 Good grief. What? 624 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,267 I panicked, okay? 625 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,904 It doesn't make me a terrible person, does it? 626 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,639 Huh. Oh, man. 627 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,541 Can I buy you a cup of coffee? 628 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,976 I'm sorry, did you say, tall glass of wine? 629 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,978 Yes, please. 630 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,449 * * 631 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,585 (crowd cheering) 632 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,826 Yeah! Go, Margaret Mitchell! 633 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,794 LAVON: Oh, and Number Six, Snappy, looks 634 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,163 to be making a dramatic move on the outside rail. 635 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,698 (crowd gasps) Oh! Whoops! 636 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:26,799 Snappy seems to have 637 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,967 taken quite a tumble. 638 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,670 Snappy's on his back, struggling. 639 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,704 Come on, Snappy. 640 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,873 Snappy! Oh, he's back up. 641 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:36,475 Yeah. Play through the pain, little dude. 642 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,310 Margaret Mitchell. Go Margaret Mitchell! 643 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,646 Oh, come on, Mitchell. 644 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,614 Come on, baby. 645 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,851 DELIA ANN: M.M., don't choke. Don't choke, baby. Remember what I told you. 646 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,854 I'm just gonna help her a little bit. 647 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,956 Oh, yeah! LEMON: And... 648 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,958 in her jaunty red number, 11, Delia Ann's 649 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,693 Margaret Mitchell looks as chic 650 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,361 as she does speedy this evening. 651 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:58,197 (applause) 652 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,733 Go, Margaret Mitchell! Go! 653 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,102 Oh, wait. Wait. What do we have here? 654 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,604 Number 17, 655 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,205 Shelly Long, seems to be overtaking 656 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,540 Margaret Mitchell... 657 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,011 Oh, now, come on now! That's clearly... 658 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,046 Within the rules. A turtle-racing coach 659 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,082 may correct their racer's trajectory 660 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,785 so long as they don't push them towards the finish line. 661 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,352 Go, Margaret! She's gonna do it! 662 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,554 She's gonna do it! 663 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,890 (applause, cheering and whooping) 664 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,057 (shouting) 665 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,693 (laughs) 666 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,927 Wow. What do you know. 667 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,696 Margaret Mitchell wins again. 668 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,264 (quietly): No. Just let it go, okay? 669 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,502 All right, next up we have, uh, Turtlelini, 670 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:40,506 Prince Caspian and my very own, Slow Bob. 671 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:42,709 (applause) 672 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:47,046 I was just so excited for my date with Judson. 673 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,915 It was only supposed to be fun. 674 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:50,549 You know, a new life experience. 675 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,218 But then, Addy started talking to me 676 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,487 about what it's like to fall in love and sharing your souls. 677 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,957 And that's what it's supposed to be about, right? 678 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,993 So then I saw Judson through the window, 679 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:05,264 and he looked so nice and so sweet, 680 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,566 like he could be a real thing. 681 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,970 Then I thought, why bother? 682 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,338 Why bother go on a first date 683 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,540 when I don't know how to be in a relationship. 684 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,808 Oh, come on now. 685 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,310 I-I hardly believe that is true. 686 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,478 It is. 687 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,047 When my boyfriend broke up with me, 688 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,414 I didn't even really cry. 689 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,016 And we were together 690 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,317 for six years. 691 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,419 Six years? 692 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,420 Mm-hmm. 693 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,689 Wow. 694 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,523 That's a, uh... that's a long time. 695 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:33,893 Especially because... 696 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:39,598 ...I'm not sure that I ever even actually loved him. 697 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,236 Seriously? 698 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:48,307 I thought I did. 699 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,376 But we never had one night 700 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:54,180 like-like Diane Keaton and Woody Allen in that movie. 701 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,548 One night when we magically connected, 702 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,450 bared our souls. 703 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,452 Six years, 704 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,890 and I never really let him in. 705 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:06,592 I'm nearly 30 years old, and I have 706 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:09,195 never been in a real relationship. 707 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,867 Something is just wrong with me. 708 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:18,437 Zoe, just to let you know. 709 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:21,007 Ev-Everyone is afraid 710 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,342 to make themselves vulnerable. 711 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,144 You know? It's... 712 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,146 It's about baby steps, though. 713 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,281 And, uh, I'll tell you what. 714 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:32,685 You did a pretty good job of letting me in just now. 715 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,158 So, maybe there's hope for you yet. 716 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,960 (laughs) 717 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,037 (playing pretty melody on guitar) 718 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,943 Hey, Tans. 719 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:59,345 What are you doing here? 720 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,080 Ah, I think I know why 721 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,349 you really ripped up those divorce papers. 722 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,085 'Cause your fiancé is a Grade-D douche? 723 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:09,555 Or maybe, you are not ready to see me with someone else. 724 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,090 Maybe that's why we both 725 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:13,092 put off the divorce so long. 726 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,161 Uh, I didn't put it off. 727 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,095 You did. 728 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,964 Wade, look inside yourself. 729 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:19,598 Look at your behavior. 730 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,467 It seems to me you want to give us 731 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,601 another chance. 732 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,136 We were only together four months. 733 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:26,305 'Cause all we did was fight. 734 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,807 You hated my guts. 735 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,942 I loved you, you goon. 736 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:33,679 I was just never sure if you felt the same. 737 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:34,981 Tans, uh... But now 738 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,715 that I've seen the way you reacted 739 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,584 to me and Colt, well... 740 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:40,452 I think I know how you feel. 741 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,121 Tansy, I... 742 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:43,689 I think you misunderstood. 743 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,157 I'm-I'm... 744 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,225 You and me-- 745 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,195 we have always been electric together. 746 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:51,998 We just need 747 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:54,333 to give in to the passion. 748 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,804 All right. 749 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,307 (vehicle approaching) 750 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,778 Get your hands off my fiancée! 751 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,013 Todd Gainey, Jr. 752 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:08,447 TANSY: Colt, honey, calm down. 753 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,515 I strongly suggest you go back 754 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:11,317 where you came from, boy. I don't think 755 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,152 you're in any position to be making suggestions. 756 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,321 What you gonna do about it? 757 00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,259 (crickets chirping) 758 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,861 (Zoe sighs) 759 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,796 (laughs gently) 760 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:25,898 Thanks for taking me home. 761 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,900 It was much better than the bus. 762 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,401 It was my pleasure. 763 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:31,804 I had a really great time tonight. Me, too. 764 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,039 TANSY: No. Colt, put that down! 765 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,706 COLT: Bring it on, you son of a bitch! 766 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,375 What the hell was that? TANSY: Colt, put that down now! 767 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,743 COLT: Come on! TANSY: Honey, no. 768 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:38,811 Wade, what's going on? 769 00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,279 WADE: Hey, guys. 770 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,382 Uh, sorry, uh, now's not a real good time to hang. 771 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,184 This gentleman... 772 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:51,023 ...claims he's gonna kill me now. 773 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,926 We weren't doing nothing! 774 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,061 Colt? Colt, let's just be reasonable here. 775 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,362 What is that thing, anyway? 776 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:57,964 It's a crossbow. What planet are you from? 777 00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:00,799 Go ahead, Todd. Go ahead, shoot me. I dare you! 778 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,335 Are you insane?! Wade, shut up. He will. 779 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,304 Colt, I need you to think here, 'cause you're not thinking. 780 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,339 His name ain't Colt. It's Todd Gainey Jr., and 781 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:09,208 if ever you need proof that he's a degenerate, look at him now. 782 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,010 Do not listen to him! Look at me. 783 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,846 Colt! Look at me. 784 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,115 I'm a lawyer, and I can tell you, 785 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:20,486 now what you are about to do is commit a serious felony. 786 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,788 Now, I'm talking major jail time. 787 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,857 Now, whatever it is that you think 788 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:27,093 Wade has done, even if he did it... 789 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,260 Which I didn't! 790 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,528 Shut up, Wade. He's not worth it. 791 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,963 All right, it's not worth all that. 792 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:32,331 So why don't you just 793 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,933 give me that, thing? Come on, Colt. 794 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,268 Just hand it over. 795 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,709 (sighs) 796 00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,377 (sighing) 797 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,846 Hey, Tansy, don't... don't be mad. 798 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,848 I only did it 'cause I love you. 799 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,950 This guy. 800 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,118 Next time try flowers. 801 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,186 Seriously? You're joking now? 802 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,255 You're lucky you didn't 803 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:57,823 shoot someone, you lunatic. 804 00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,492 George, the safety! (yelling) 805 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:03,162 WADE: Gainey, you son of a bitch! 806 00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:05,264 Put your hands under his head. Oh, my God. Shot him! 807 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:07,133 ZOE: Just like that. WADE: Oh, my God! 808 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,300 Oh, he's driving away! 809 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,835 There's a thing in my leg! 810 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:12,104 Shh... There's an arrow in my... 811 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,505 Okay, so, in the final race, it looks like 812 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,407 Boxy the Box Turtle is still stuck in the wall, 813 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,276 and Tortoise D'Force is walking backwards. 814 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,611 So, Margaret Mitchell and my very own Slow Bob are 815 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,613 in a slow race to the finish! 816 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:22,881 Go, Slow! 817 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,350 Your turtle is moving too fast. 818 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,018 Oh, he is scrappy, ain't he? 819 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:27,719 Do something about it. 820 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,757 What? Are you asking me to throw the race for you? 821 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,859 You know very well this is my event. 822 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:36,362 I win, and if the people help me, 823 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:38,030 so be it. 824 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,032 (laughs) I won't do it. 825 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:42,701 (laughing): Oh, yes, you will. 826 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:44,236 You can't come in here 827 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,606 and change the way this race has been going on for 20 years. 828 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,175 I should never have let 829 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:52,878 those ladies talk me into allowing you to host! 830 00:31:52,878 --> 00:32:00,586 Your arrogance and sanctimonious attitude has no place here! 831 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,921 And if you won't go and do anything 832 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,923 about that turtle of yours, I will. 833 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,659 I am Delia Ann Lee, 834 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:10,662 and I will win! 835 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,665 (gasps) 836 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:16,535 (all murmuring) 837 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,339 Oh. 838 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:22,341 Whoops. 839 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:29,881 (chuckling): Thank you. 840 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:34,720 I haven't seen fire in you like that in a long time. 841 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,123 So, folks, it's turtle neck to turtle neck. 842 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:39,958 ALL: Go, Slow Bob! Go, Slow Bob! 843 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,461 No! No! 844 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,431 LAVON: Come on, go, Slow Bob! 845 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:46,432 Slow Bob, go! 846 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,068 Go! Come on! 847 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,437 Slow Bob wins! Slow Bob, yeah! 848 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:52,871 Oh! 849 00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:54,806 Ah! Yes! 850 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,075 Yes! 851 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,277 (laughing) 852 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,250 Addy, thanks for meeting me. 853 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,251 ADDY: How is he? 854 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,386 Here we go. Here. Come on. 855 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,988 Okay. I'm just gonna... lay down here. That's it. 856 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,523 Okay. Hang on. That's good. 857 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,259 I really cannot believe I shot myself in the leg 858 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,027 with a crossbow. I know how to handle 859 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,162 a crossbow. 860 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,429 Arrow missed his ego. Good sign. 861 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:18,964 Right. Well, just give him the morphine. 862 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:21,700 At least this time it wasn't my fault you got injured. 863 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,968 Yeah. Just a little warning 864 00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:24,503 before any indescribable pain this time! 865 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,439 Whoops. It's easier when you don't know. 866 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:28,674 Maybe we should call Brick. 867 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,442 Yeah. I can handle this mess you made. 868 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,144 Of course you'd be married to a psycho 869 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,113 with a crossbow-wielding fiancé! 870 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,247 Hey, it's not my fault that she got 871 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,748 engaged to a lunatic. 872 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,850 He's not a lunatic. He's just extremely jealous. 873 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,420 No, but it is your fault that you were canoodling with another man's girl. 874 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,455 You don't know what you're talking about! 875 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,857 Shh! I have an arrow in my leg. 876 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,060 All right, you two, out. 877 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:49,828 Out! 878 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:53,432 As soon as I find Colt, I'm gonna tell him about us. 879 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:57,869 Whoa, uh, Tans, I think things got a little out of control. 880 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,938 What are you saying? 881 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,473 Were you about to kiss me or not? 882 00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,076 Well, I was... 883 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:06,912 but I shouldn't have been. 884 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:09,081 What's that supposed to mean? 885 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:12,351 Well, it just, it means... 886 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:13,985 Tans, I-I don't feel the same way. 887 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:17,256 But it doesn't mean you should marry that psychopath. 888 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:19,024 I mean, he's a bully and a drunk, 889 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,259 and if tonight doesn't prove that, 890 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:21,993 then I don't know what to say. 891 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:25,197 You have no right to tell me who I can and cannot marry! 892 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,166 Sure, Colt's not perfect, 893 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,334 but he loves me! 894 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:29,968 He loves me enough to try and kill you. 895 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,404 At least I know that. 896 00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:42,814 You know, I had fun tonight. 897 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,317 Me, too. 898 00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:48,420 Guess it turns out we can be friends. 899 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:54,360 Actually, Lemon, um... 900 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,562 I don't think we can. 901 00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:00,166 Why not? 902 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:05,237 Because I still love you. 903 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:14,313 (phone rings) 904 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:17,383 Hello? Addy? 905 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:20,419 What?! 906 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,323 Okay, okay, thank you. 907 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:29,027 George is hurt! 908 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:32,130 I gotta go. 909 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,271 You're all set. That's what you get 910 00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:41,473 for being a knight in shining armor all the time. 911 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,974 (chuckles) Oh, really? 912 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,776 Kind of seems to me 913 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:47,078 that you're the one always coming to my rescue. 914 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,880 (chuckles) 915 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,452 I had a very nice time tonight. 916 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,924 You remind me of a lot of things. 917 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,497 LEMON: George! 918 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:09,235 George, sweetheart, are you okay?! 919 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:12,538 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm... I'm... 920 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:13,972 (chuckles) 921 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,974 Honey, I'm, I'm fine. 922 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,009 Oh, my God... 923 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,312 I'm fine. 924 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,848 I'm okay. 925 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,450 Hey... 926 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:28,554 I'm... just fine. 927 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,892 Nice work. 928 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:34,893 Thanks. 929 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,762 You okay? 930 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:40,432 Addy, you were right. 931 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:43,502 With the right person, it does just flow. 932 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,110 I don't think I will, Rick. 933 00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,680 Why not? After all, I got stuck with a railway ticket. 934 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,181 I think I'm entitled to know. 935 00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:58,584 Last night I saw what has happened to you. 936 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,586 The rake I knew in Paris, I could tell him... 937 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,220 You been here all night? 938 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,023 The one who looked at me with such hatred. 939 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:07,893 What you watching? 940 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,429 Casablanca. It's so sad. 941 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,130 We knew very little about each other 942 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:13,432 when we were in love in Paris. 943 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,234 Why is it that the ones we want are always 944 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,437 the ones we can't have? 945 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,742 I don't know. 946 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:27,178 All I know is, 947 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,680 we can't give up. 948 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,215 Love is worth fighting for. 949 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:33,719 Well, I'm not running away anymore. I'm settled now. 950 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,387 Above a saloon, it's true, 951 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:39,425 but walk up a flight. I'll be expecting you. 952 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:45,997 Hey! 953 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,099 Hi. 954 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,668 Glad you're here. 955 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:55,006 Listen, uh, I didn't mean to lead you on. 956 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,542 Not last night 957 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:59,277 and not when we were together. 958 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,180 I care about you, Tans. 959 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,550 You can do way better than me. 960 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:07,486 Certainly do way better than Todd Gainey, Jr. 961 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:10,155 Colt is kind of a douche. 962 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,222 Yeah. 963 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,659 I told him it's over. 964 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,664 You're gonna find someone amazing, you know? 965 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:23,201 And you're gonna have the big wedding 966 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:24,235 and a cake, 967 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:26,572 everything. 968 00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,306 You deserve to be happy. 969 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,777 I'll have George redraw the papers. 970 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:39,117 But, Wade, you deserve to be happy, too. 971 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:41,119 Move on from Zoe Hart. 972 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,253 (chuckles) 973 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,122 A girl like that is never ever gonna 974 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,391 end up with someone like you. 975 00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:46,958 It's her loss, but it's the truth. 976 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,194 I don't know what you're talking about. 977 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,062 Zoe Hart drives me crazy. 978 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,063 (both chuckle) 979 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,298 Yeah. 980 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,801 You used to drive me crazy, too. 981 00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:57,736 * * 982 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,283 How you feeling, sweetheart? 983 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,853 (scoffs) Well, uh... 984 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,490 kind of stupid, actually. 985 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:19,958 (both chuckle) 986 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:23,194 I mean, I still can't believe I got shot in the leg 987 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,430 by a dropped crossbow. 988 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,632 It's not even a tough story. 989 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:29,601 How'd you even end up at Wade's in the first place? 990 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:33,839 I... uh, I was driving home 991 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:38,243 from the movies, and I heard someone screaming. 992 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:42,113 Well, they were lucky to have you. 993 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,850 I don't know about that. 994 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,384 Mm. 995 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,119 How were the turtle races? 996 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:51,189 Oh. (sighs) 997 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:52,858 Believe me, honey... 998 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,397 (sighs) 999 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:03,401 ...you would have hated it. 1000 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,270 Hmm. 1001 00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:07,473 * * 1002 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,924 So how's the marriage going? 1003 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:30,028 Yeah, we're, uh, we're divorced now. 1004 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,731 Gotta say, seems like that's for the best. 1005 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:37,536 Ooh, you might want to, uh, sneak out the back. 1006 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:40,506 No. 1007 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,274 I freaked out. 1008 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,710 I didn't give Judson a chance. 1009 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:46,712 But he's here, he's single, 1010 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:49,147 and a real possibility. 1011 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,448 He could be awesome. 1012 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,783 Baby steps. 1013 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:55,787 (clears throat) 1014 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,055 Hi. 1015 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,325 Hi. 1016 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:02,594 I wanted to apologize... again 1017 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:03,995 for the other night. 1018 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,931 I-I... panicked. 1019 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,733 I was nervous. 1020 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,735 I'm usually not that crazy. 1021 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:13,204 Can I buy you a drink to make up for it? 1022 00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:16,074 It's 10:00 a.m. 1023 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:18,476 Right! Right, right. 1024 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,645 Yeah. A cup of coffee? 1025 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,680 Oh, we could go to the bakery. 1026 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,682 Have you had Agnes's sweet tea? 1027 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:25,751 I hear it's a real Southern staple. 1028 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:30,488 You know what? I'd love to. 1029 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,224 Really? 1030 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,225 Yeah. Great. 1031 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,226 Let's go. 1032 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:36,161 Okay. 1033 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,497 Oh. After you. 1034 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,232 Oh, thank you. (chuckles) 1035 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:45,503 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org