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Okay, the girls are asleep.
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I can't believe how long it took
Kyle and Ryan to get them home.
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Oh, I can.
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They were having
way too much fun in that tent.
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It's kind of weird when
the toddlers are the ones going,
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"Can't we go home now?"
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Kyle has an innocence about him,
which I happen to love.
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You know, a lot of guys
would've thought it was weird
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-to start dating me
after dating my sister.
-Mm-hmm.
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Wait... what?
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Well, you know, it's not
as outrageous as it sounds.
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Kris dated Ryan
and then they broke up...
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Yeah, and then Dad
tried to set up Mandy and Kyle.
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And then Kyle
started dating Kris.
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And then Ryan came back
and Mandy dated Kyle.
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And then Ryan
went back to dating Kris.
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-And then I dated Kyle...
-BOTH: What?
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No, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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(laughing)
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Well, one thing's for sure,
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Kyle was bound to be a Baxter.
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Because I think we all know
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who he's really in love with,
you know?
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BOTH:
Dad.
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Where'd he go?
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Oh, that's his superpower.
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He can escape conversations
in a single bound.
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♪ ♪
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Mike, where are you?
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-Mike. Mi... Oh, God!
-Right here.
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Mike. (sighs)
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Well, I was hoping to find
you in here. Just, it's...
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-it's been such
a great night and...
-Yeah.
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I wanted more of it.
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With you, with you. I mean,
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gosh, how lucky are we?
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-Very lucky.
-Yeah.
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Well, you know what I was doing,
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I was clearing out
my glove compartment
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to make room for something
that's really important to me.
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That's very sweet,
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but, honestly, I don't think
I'd fit in there.
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-Remember the guy
I bought the truck from?
-Yeah.
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-Well, he died.
-Oh.
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Well, I don't think
he'd fit in there, either.
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Actually he was cremated,
so I think
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there would be room
for him in there.
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Mm, all right. Touché.
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I talked to his family
and they found a box
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of all the original paperwork
on this truck,
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and in there was
the original bill of sale.
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Wow, wow.
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The original bill of sale.
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This is what I love about you.
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You get excited for stuff for me
even though
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you have no idea
what I'm talking about.
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Look, I-I may not know all
the little nitty-gritty details,
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but I do sincerely
love this truck.
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She loves you back.
Don't you, baby?
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Don't you, baby?
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You know what,
anything that makes you happy
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-makes me happy, mm.
-Mm.
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Well, this makes me really
happy, not just happy.
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'Cause it's, like,
the final piece of the puzzle
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to make this
a perfect restoration.
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It's like the final brushstrokes
of the Sistine Chapel.
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Mm, well, well, hey,
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I mean, the Sistine Chapel's
pretty great,
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but it didn't drive
the two of us to Grand Lake.
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-To Grand Lake.
What a trip, what a trip.
-Mm-hmm.
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-(phone vibrates)
-Well, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Emailed me back.
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Looks like
they're gonna say yes.
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No, no.
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What? What's the matter?
What, do they want more money?
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No, they sold it
to somebody else.
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What?! I mean,
who-who would want this?
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You said it wasn't worth
anything to anybody else.
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I'll give you a hint.
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(imitates Joe): He talks
like this. He comes over
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and he always
makes a noise like that.
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Buzz Lightyear with a cold?
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So the monkey says, "You put
it in, you pull it out."
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(laughter)
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-Ah, that's a... Oh.
-(Joe whistling a tune)
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Good morning, Baxter.
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I was just out in the parking
lot admiring your truck.
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Uh, amazing restoration.
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But it's just
so close to perfect.
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Great jokes, great jokes.
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Before you get any more jokes,
remember,
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that chin makes
a really big target.
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How did you even know
about the bill of sale?
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You blabbed about it as soon
as you heard from them.
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You talk about finishing
that truck
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more than you talk
about your kids.
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I talk about my kids a lot.
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They just don't win
as many awards as the truck.
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Why do you want
the bill of sale?
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Uh, I think it's obvious,
isn't it?
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(scoffs)
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You want it because I want it.
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Whoa, are we in
a church basement?
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'Cause I think I just heard
somebody yell, "Bingo!"
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All right, all right, all right.
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How much do you want?
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You know, I mean, come on,
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I mean, to find
the original bill of sale
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for a vehicle that old--
that's-that's...
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that's very rare.
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I understand that, you viper.
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Okay, look,
just to get this over with,
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I'll go to my maximum amount.
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I'll give you...
I will give you $500.
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(inhales sharply)
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Got to say no.
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S... Seven fifty.
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That's not what I'm thinking.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right, I give up.
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Cut the crap, you win, you win.
Go ahead, you win.
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What do you want?
How much do you want for it?
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I want nothing.
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I want to give it to you.
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What kind of a sick game
is this?
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Look...
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every time
you look at that truck,
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you're gonna remember that it
was finally completely restored
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-by your best friend Joe.
-No, no, no, no....
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(laughs)
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$10,000.
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It's our bond, for life.
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20 grand?
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-Eh...
-Here you go, Mikey boy.
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Huh? That's my new
best friend name for you.
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And you can call me Joey boy.
(chuckles)
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I-I would give you $50,000.
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That was such a nice dinner
tonight, hon. Thank you.
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Listen, you deserve to have me
make your dinner every night.
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Not gonna happen,
but you deserve it.
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Aw.
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Well, uh, as much as I'd like
to think it was me,
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I'd bet it has more to do
with your truck and her...
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original bill of sale.
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(Mike laughs)
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Wow, sexy pickup truck talk.
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It's getting to be quite
a night, huh?
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You know, I don't want
to jinx anything,
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but everything has just been
so perfect lately.
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MIKE:
You know what's perfect?
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-(water running)
-This shower's got room
for two people.
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That worked?
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-(alarm wailing in distance)
-VANESSA: Oh, great.
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It's bedtime and some idiot's
alarm is going off.
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MIKE:
Coming through.
That's not an idiot.
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That's my car alarm.
That's the truck.
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What? What, aren't you gonna
go down and turn it off?
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No need to go down there.
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It's driving down the street.
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VANESSA:
How could somebody
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steal a truck that quickly?
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I agree with Officer King.
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It was obviously professionals.
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Yeah, maybe
if I had professionals
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put my car alarm on,
that would've worked.
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The alarm worked.
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-I-I heard it all the way
over at my house.
-I-I know.
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I'm sorry,
I'm-I'm just so angry.
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Yeah, I know
this is hard, Baxter.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, honey.
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I know how much
that truck meant to you.
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I've had that truck ten years.
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That's longer than I've done
improvement on this home.
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But, I mean, wasn't there
some-some kind
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-of tracking device
you guys installed?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, but...
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-But what?
-We're getting no GPS signal,
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which means somehow they figured
out how to disable it?
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Yeah, well, meaning what?
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Meaning the truck is no longer
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on the network.
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Stupid network.
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Stupid, stupid network.
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Well, may-maybe
there's another network
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you could find it on.
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It's not the way
it works, honey.
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Actually, I've heard of that
happening before.
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I'm not holding my breath.
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KRISTIN:
Okay, thank you,
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Officer.
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-Nothing yet.
-(both sigh)
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They say only one in five
stolen cars gets recovered.
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But that's just cars.
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Maybe trucks are different.
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We are gonna beat those odds.
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(sighs)
Uh, where's Dad?
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We want to give him
our social media update.
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Uh, in a helicopter.
Apparently he has a friend
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who works for traffic
for Channel Five.
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Oh, Channel Seven is way better.
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They have that Accu-Traffic
Meter. But this is good.
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So, what's the update?
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Um, well, we posted photos
on both of our profiles.
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And so far, people have
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zero trucks to give.
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Get it?
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Yes, that's hilarious.
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You know... wh... You know what,
just-just, um, put a picture
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-of the truck on the Outdoor Man
Twitter feed.
-Okay.
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Told you she wouldn't like
the "zero trucks" thing.
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So, Joe.
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-What are we looking at?
-Really?
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Look, I know you grew up
with GPS on your phone,
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but this is what
the rest of us call a map.
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Okay, uh, what are the pins for?
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Okay, the pins represent
every chop shop
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in the Denver area, okay?
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If your dad's truck is being
stripped down for parts,
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it's at one of these pins.
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-Nice work, Joe. Yes.
-Well, hey, it...
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I take it personally, you know?
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I mean, the bill of sale
I gave him is in that truck.
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It was the symbol of our union
and somebody stole our union.
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Yeah. I think that's what
he's most upset about.
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-Oh... yeah.
-Hey.
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-Still no IDs from Mike's
surveillance cameras.
-Oh, man.
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Those guys wore masks,
they were fast,
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they were good.
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Uh, how are Ryan and Kyle doing
with their podcast?
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Well, I disapprove
of the term "nerd alert,"
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-but they are literally
alerting the nerds.
-Hm.
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(imitates siren)
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Emergency pod, emergency pod.
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This is Ry-Ry and Ky-Ky,
the Sci-Fi Guy-Guys,
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coming at you
with a live podcast.
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If you are anywhere
within the sound of my voice,
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we are looking for a green 1956
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F100 pickup.
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And if you have any information
on the whereabouts
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of this truck,
you will be rewarded
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with an autographed copy
of volume one, issue 22
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of Dr. Calamity.
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BOTH (Russian accent):
"Diagnosis Chaos."
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Okay, listen up, guys, listen.
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Yeah, I'm putting out
a press release
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for the safe return
of Mike's truck.
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Oh, well, that's
very nice of you, Ed.
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-But, wow!
-Mm-hmm.
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I mean, that, this is
a heck of a lot of money.
249
00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,982
Don't worry,
I'm not gonna give it to them.
250
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:56,077
No, the reward
is to lure the thieves here.
251
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,929
-Mm-hmm.
-Right? And then...
252
00:09:58,156 --> 00:09:59,672
beat the crap out of them,
because they're not gonna
253
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,749
-get away with this...
-Okay, Ed, Ed, listen, listen.
254
00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:03,343
I-I know you're trying to help,
255
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,495
but, um, generally,
rewards just tend to...
256
00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:07,831
well, they lead to
false tips, you know?
257
00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:10,925
-Oh, right.
-Yeah, Ed, maybe-maybe
you can get some of your friends
258
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,169
to help, you know?
259
00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:16,005
You know, people
who
know
people.
260
00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:17,431
You know what I mean?
261
00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:20,118
Chuck, that offends me.
That's really offens...
262
00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:22,195
What makes you think
I know the kind
263
00:10:22,347 --> 00:10:23,622
of people
that you're describing?
264
00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:26,032
-Hey, man, I-I...
-I mean, it's,
yeah, right, sure.
265
00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:27,108
Yeah, yeah.
266
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,501
I'll give them a call.
267
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,524
Sweetheart, sweetheart,
come on.
268
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,467
You got to try to relax.
269
00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:36,801
Just, why don't you
go do something,
270
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,802
take your mind off it?
271
00:10:38,029 --> 00:10:39,362
Great.
You know what I'm gonna do?
272
00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:40,380
I'm gonna head out
and work on my truck.
273
00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,048
Oh, wait a minute.
274
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,976
Stop. Come on, you...
look, you've barely eaten,
275
00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:46,311
you haven't slept.
276
00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,054
I-I mean,
I'm-I'm worried about you.
277
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,206
Something I love in my life
has been taken from me,
278
00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:51,724
and I just want to know
what happened to it. That's it,
279
00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:53,393
that's it, I just want to know
what's going on with it.
280
00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:54,878
-All right, all right.
-(knock on door)
281
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,713
-That's Chuck.
Hold on a second.
-Okay.
282
00:10:56,731 --> 00:10:58,548
-Hey, Chuck, come on in.
-Hey, Baxter, Vanessa.
-Hey, hi. Yeah.
283
00:10:58,641 --> 00:11:01,401
Listen, I don't like the look
on your face, unless you're
284
00:11:01,553 --> 00:11:03,644
messing with me. Please say
you're messing with me.
285
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:07,724
I talked to my buddy
over at the Denver PD.
286
00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,909
Saw some surveillance footage
of your truck being
287
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,745
pulled into a chop shop
yesterday.
288
00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:15,507
They raided the place.
It's gone.
289
00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:18,401
-Sorry, Baxter.
-I-I appreciate
290
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,494
-you doing all the work.
-Well, thanks.
Thanks for coming.
291
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,739
-Thanks.
-Yeah. See you guys later. Bye.
292
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,016
Okay.
293
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,337
-At least I know.
-All right, well,
294
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,673
um, uh, can I-can I
do something for you?
295
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,360
-Uh, you want to-you want to
take a walk or, uh, have a beer?
-Uh...
296
00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:37,437
Uh, you know, hey, look,
w-why don't we sit down.
297
00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:39,531
Let's just sit down in silence.
Come on, we'll sit down.
298
00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:42,367
We'll sit here in, uh, in, uh,
in total silence.
299
00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:45,428
Just right here like this.
Okay. (clears throat)
300
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,206
You know, I'm not very
good at this. I'm just...
301
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,375
All right. I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it.
302
00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:51,951
I'm trying. I'll do it.
Okay.
303
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,045
I'm okay.
304
00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:55,438
Oh, Mike, come on, it's me.
305
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,106
You don't have to pretend.
Come on.
306
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,200
No, I don't know why, but...
307
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,110
I'm okay with this.
308
00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:02,554
-I'm okay.
-Really?
309
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:03,963
Yeah.
310
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,372
All right, well, good, good.
311
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,642
I-I'm glad you're okay.
Good.
312
00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:11,688
Because I am not!
313
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,611
You know, I don't know why,
but I'm okay with that, too.
314
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,061
Honey, what's going on?
315
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,322
I'm upset about the truck, too.
316
00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:32,158
I mean, I-I was so worried
about you before
317
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,735
that I-I ignored
my own feelings, and then I...
318
00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:37,163
I don't know,
it all just rushed in.
319
00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:38,739
You really liked that truck?
320
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,425
You know, my memory serves,
it was always you going,
321
00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:43,762
"Dinner's ready.
Enough with the truck."
322
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:46,413
No, no, no, no.
But then, sometimes
323
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,342
we'd wind up sitting
out there together,
324
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,828
-and, uh, and we'd talk.
-Mm-hmm.
325
00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:53,271
I don't know,
something about the...
326
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,665
the engine fumes
opened you up.
327
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,333
Well, if you enjoyed
those conversations,
328
00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,352
I'm sure the brain damage
is worth it.
329
00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:01,521
Uh, you know, but it wasn't
just being with you
330
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:03,006
when you worked on it.
331
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,191
I mean, when you... when
you traveled for Outdoor Man,
332
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,510
I would... I would...
I would sit out there
333
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,603
and just, um,
just listen to the radio.
334
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,605
It's a great radio.
It's vintage, you know.
335
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,941
Rounded fronts, sits
right under the ashtray there.
336
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,276
Or used to.
337
00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,278
I felt close to you.
(chuckles)
338
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,798
I mean, just, uh,
listening to our old songs
339
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:22,025
and having a glass of wine,
it just,
340
00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:23,968
it felt like I was with you.
341
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,452
And then, uh...
342
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,122
(sighs)
I mean, now it's gone.
343
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,367
So you-you drank in my truck?
344
00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,202
The point is
345
00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,837
the truck mattered to me, too.
346
00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:38,875
And, I mean, not just to me
but to-to the whole family.
347
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:42,061
So, everybody was drinking
in the truck?
348
00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,138
Honey, look, I'm-I'm glad...
I'm glad you're okay.
349
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:45,657
-Really, really, I am, but...
-I am.
350
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:48,718
but I'm just saying,
it's gonna take the rest of us
351
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,328
a-a little time.
352
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,832
Huh.
So my... my truck gets stolen,
353
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,334
and I got to make
everybody else feel good.
354
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,988
(indistinct chatter)
355
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,565
Oh, oh.
Hey, Joe.
356
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,084
-Hiya. Thanks for coming.
-I'm sorry for your loss.
357
00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:06,569
-You know, it was just...
-Well...
358
00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:08,996
Feels like I'm at the age now
where all I do
359
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,592
-is go to truck memorials.
-Right. Come on in.
360
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,352
-RYAN: Hey, hey, oh.
Sorry I'm late.
-Oh, hey. Hi.
361
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:17,021
-I had to, uh, drop the girls
at the sitter.
-Oh, well, don't worry,
362
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,172
we haven't started yet.
363
00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:19,524
-Oh, good. Okay.
-All right.
364
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:23,436
Uh, so we're all here
for a memorial for a truck?
365
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,845
Well, uh, yeah.
366
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,847
When you lose
something important,
367
00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,108
it can sometimes
be hard to deal with, and...
368
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,536
and Mike thought
this might be a good chance
369
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,037
for everyone to say goodbye.
370
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,281
But it's a truck.
371
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,524
Yeah, well, don't-don't
think of it as a truck.
372
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:40,378
Think of it as something
this group was involved with
373
00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:43,047
for ten years. I mean, look,
Mike may have been in charge,
374
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,108
but-but we all played a part.
375
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,368
Eh, seems like a stretch.
376
00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:50,630
All right, well, we're
doing this, so get over it.
377
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:54,133
Hey, everybody, come on, uh,
come on, please take your seats.
378
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,968
-Good.
-Uh, come on, let's sit down,
everybody. Come on, you guys.
379
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,470
-Hey. Hi.
-Hey, hey, hey. Hi.
380
00:14:57,622 --> 00:14:59,288
I really appreciate
you guys coming in.
381
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,957
This is just
a little memory session,
382
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,383
kind of say...
say goodbye to something
383
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,068
that's been part of our lives
for ten years.
384
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,904
And anybody who wants to start,
385
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,980
just no bummers,
no bummers, all uplifting.
386
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,407
-Anything? Kyle.
-Uh...
387
00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:12,243
-All right. I'll go.
-Good.
388
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,819
Nope, not ready.
389
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,489
Kris, come on,
something about the truck.
390
00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,917
Oh, yeah, um, okay.
I'll always remember that truck,
391
00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,235
-because it reminds me of Dad.
-(Mike chuckles)
392
00:15:21,362 --> 00:15:22,995
It was hard to get started, uh,
393
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,148
and real loud once it did.
394
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,816
There you go.
All right.
395
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,501
Um, okay.
396
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,504
At first,
I didn't care about this truck,
397
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,581
and then I... saw
how much effort you put into it
398
00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:36,993
(crying):
and how much it meant to you...
399
00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:38,252
No bummers!
No... Hey!
400
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,271
-No bummers!
-Okay, okay!
401
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:41,180
(sighs)
402
00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:43,683
It was a pretty green.
403
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,902
Wasn't it?
404
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,355
Hey.
Uh, when I first moved here,
405
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:52,008
I was scared
to talk to Mr. Baxter.
406
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:53,600
But then Mandy told me,
407
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,846
"If you can't think of something
to talk about with my dad...
408
00:15:56,864 --> 00:15:59,273
ask him about his truck."
409
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,460
Until yesterday,
that was good advice.
410
00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:03,461
Thanks.
411
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:06,130
-(clears throat)
-All right, Kyle.
412
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,666
Still not ready.
413
00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:11,527
Okay, all right,
all right, um...
414
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,454
I got to admit
I never got along with Baxter
415
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,456
till we started
working on that truck.
416
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,899
-What?
-Yeah.
417
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,352
I'm gonna miss that truck.
418
00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:23,648
-(clears throat) I'll go.
-Oh, okay. Ed.
419
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,226
I, uh, learned long ago
that vehicles come and go,
420
00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:30,137
and-and it's best
not to get attached
421
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,048
to any particular one.
422
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:36,119
-MIKE: Right.
-I broke the rule with this one.
423
00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:40,239
Oh, uh...
424
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,667
yeah, it was a nice truck.
425
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:46,546
Large carbon footprint.
426
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,582
-But, uh...
-(Kristin chuckles)
427
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,658
yeah, it was a nice truck.
428
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,512
As many of you know...
429
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:58,241
I provided the final,
perfect piece to this project.
430
00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:00,259
Although it's over now,
431
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,912
the bond I formed with Mike...
432
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,005
will last forever.
433
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,675
Actually, they stole that, too,
Joe. Now, sit down.
434
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,046
All right, Kyle, you get
one more chance, so let's go.
435
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,532
Three, two, one.
Go, baby.
436
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,685
I don't want it to be gone.
437
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,764
-So that's it? We should go eat?
-VANESSA: uh, no, no, no.
438
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,207
Wait, there's, uh,
there's one more.
439
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,768
-Just, uh, here we go.
-Oh.
440
00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,270
-Hey, Eve!
-OTHERS: Hi! Eve!
441
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,380
(laughs): Hey, everybody!
442
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,365
Hi, guys!
443
00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:33,051
Hey, Dad.
444
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:34,960
I'm sorry I couldn't be there.
445
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:36,703
I-I really, really wanted to be.
446
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,723
Mom, could you... could you
stop shaking the screen?
447
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,225
-I mean,
I'm getting really nauseous.
-Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, I'm...
448
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:42,894
-(sighs)
-I'm just a little emotional.
449
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,378
Go ahead. Sorry.
(sniffles)
450
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,289
I just want to say that...
451
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,232
I loved that truck, too.
452
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,486
I don't really
show emotion much...
453
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,797
...ever, but...
454
00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:59,118
...I'm gonna really miss
working on it with you.
455
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,999
Those were some
of the best times of my life.
456
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,920
♪ ♪
457
00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,496
EVE:
So yeah,
458
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,498
that's pretty much
what I've been up to.
459
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,409
-I can't believe
you broke the sound barrier.
-I know. I mean,
460
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,486
I've broken wind,
I've-I've shattered glass,
461
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,764
but I've never
broken the sound barrier.
462
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:24,677
Anyway, I got to get up at 0500,
and for you civilians,
463
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,679
-that's early.
-(Mike chuckles)
464
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,255
All right.
Well, love you, sweetie.
465
00:18:28,349 --> 00:18:30,424
-Go save America.
We love you so much.
-Yeah.
466
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,426
Hey, Kyle, come on, baby.
It's time to go.
467
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,354
KYLE:
Okay, uh, ten more minutes.
468
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,898
That's what you said
ten minutes ago.
469
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,676
RYAN:
Yeah, but we mean it this time!
470
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:43,863
-(groans)
-God, I can't believe
you used to date both of them.
471
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,941
So you think you're gonna
find another car to work on?
472
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,109
I don't know, I don't know.
473
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,036
Maybe.
Maybe not.
474
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,948
Right now I just
want to enjoy this moment
475
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,375
with all of you.
476
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,043
Mm.
477
00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,804
(crickets chirping)
478
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:01,455
Come on.
479
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,683
♪ ♪
480
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,888
(Kristin laughing)
481
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,130
MIKE:
What's so funny?
482
00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:11,540
MANDY:
You don't want to know.
483
00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,225
MIKE:
Probably not.
484
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:16,879
Ooh. That...
Yeah, mm-hmm.
485
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,073
♪ ♪
486
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,976
All right, I'm heading out.
487
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,553
Need a lift?
488
00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:26,146
Uh, no, thanks, I...
489
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,315
I-I've got my wife's minivan.
490
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,559
-Don't make any jokes.
-No, that's all right.
491
00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:34,321
In my day, driving a van
meant you were cool.
492
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,417
-Yeah?
-Yeah, that or a serial killer.
493
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,011
See you tomorrow?
494
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:42,513
-Hmm?
-Okay.
495
00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:44,724
Uh...
496
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,688
♪ ♪
497
00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:00,940
Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
498
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,943
with a big thank-you to everyone
who's watched these vlogs,
499
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:06,429
all 194 of them.
500
00:20:06,447 --> 00:20:08,764
I'm not gonna lie--
you got great taste.
501
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,599
But I also wanted to thank
everyone who's not watching,
502
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,935
because they're probably
out making something,
503
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:15,938
building something, doing
something, fixing something.
504
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,549
For too many people,
the only thing they know
505
00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,051
is how to make an excuse.
506
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,369
"It was too hard."
"Didn't feel good."
507
00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:24,463
"They sent the wrong part."
(chuckles)
508
00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,558
I've been thinking a lot about
makers and takers, you know?
509
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,544
Because I had something
very valuable taken from me.
510
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,621
Somebody took my truck.
511
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,476
Ten years of attention
to detail-- poof, gone.
512
00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:41,814
It's an empty feeling,
like when John Elway retired.
513
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,575
Wow. Am I sad? Yeah, I'm sad.
514
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:47,578
And I did what I always do
when I get sad: eat some pork
515
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,822
and remember Ronald Reagan--
516
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,415
the Gipper--
and the verse he quoted
517
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:55,378
when he lost
the 1976 GOP nomination.
518
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,148
"Though I am hurt,
I am not slain.
519
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,260
"I lay me down to bleed a while.
520
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,637
Then I'll rise
and fight again."
521
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,823
I loved every moment
of that show...
522
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,416
I mean truck.
523
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,511
It was a classic
from a simpler, happier time.
524
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,514
You know... the truck.
525
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,975
And that's something
that can't be stolen from me.
526
00:21:18,202 --> 00:21:22,062
What kind of punks
steal other people's stuff?
527
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,356
Make something yourself, men.
528
00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,675
My mother was right.
She always quoted
529
00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,953
this famous comedian--
and I can't remember his name--
530
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,621
who said, "Men are pigs.
531
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:32,272
(snorting): Oh, oh, oh."
532
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:33,774
Baxter out.
533
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,534
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534
00:21:35,686 --> 00:21:37,110
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535
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,779
(chicken clucks)
536
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,132
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