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MIKE:
Is that one
of my beautiful daughters
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having coffee with her mom?
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Oh, it's you.
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Oh, ha, ha.
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So, you didn't tell me
that you were speaking
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at some marketing summit
in Aspen this weekend.
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Well, I didn't want to freak you
out and have you worry
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that I wouldn't be here
for our show on Sunday.
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Oh, come on.
Give her a little credit.
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She might just be interested
in your life.
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Not really.
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See, this-- this is why
I don't defend you more.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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A group of total strangers
find me fascinating. Isn't that
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-what's really important?
-Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah, but you're gonna be back
in time for the finale, right?
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Wouldn't miss it.
Come on.
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I think we're gonna figure out
who the Cul-De-Sac Killer is.
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Oh, they have to tell us.
Don't they?
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-Yeah.
-What if they don't?
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-I don't know...
-Oh, my God, I'm getting
even more freaked out now.
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We're gonna be fine.
We're gonna figure it out.
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-Okay. I can't wait.
-Yeah, me, too.
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-See you, bye.
-Mm, bye.
-Why don't I just
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go ahead and just put your stuff
in the dishwasher?
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-Okay.
-Yeah. I think it's sweet
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how much she enjoys
watching that show with you.
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-Y-Yeah, it's actually
pretty good. I like it.
-Mm. Mm-hmm.
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You know? It's not easy being
the Cul-De-Sac Killer, right?
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There's only one way in, and...
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and there's only one way out.
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-RYAN: Howdy-hoo-oo!
-Oh, my God.
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We got to put a lock
on that door.
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Okay. Guess where
I'm going this weekend,
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and think unexpected.
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Church?
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-Not that unexpected.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Crunchy Town.
Where granola is the currency
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-and everybody smells like feet.
-(Vanessa laughs)
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Nope.
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The marketing summit in Aspen.
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-Ah.
-MIKE: What are the chances
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that there's two Aspens?
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♪ ♪
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So you're both going to the same
conference. That's so fun.
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Only if we run into each other.
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But, you know,
Aspen's a big place.
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Nope. It's not that big.
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It can be.
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Hey, uh, how are you
getting there?
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Uh, depends. Uh, how-how
are you getting there?
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Flying.
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Ugh, darn it, darn it.
I'm driving.
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Well, why can't you carpool?
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Because he's already bought
the plane ticket,
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but thanks for the help, honey.
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Oh, well, no,
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the-the ticket's refundable.
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Well, you don't want
to drive with me. I'm going
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at the crack of dawn,
I want to get up there early.
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Oh, no, I love waking up early,
seeing the sun come up,
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so that is perfect.
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It might not be perfect.
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-Let's keep talking.
-(sighs)
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Look, I want to go with you
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because I want to network
with the heavy hitters,
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and if we walk in together,
doors will open for me.
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What if you wear one of my hats?
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Oh, q-quit teasing him.
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I don't... Is there a reason you
don't want to drive together?
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Not that I'm comfortable
talking about right here.
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Yeah, I'll take that as a yes.
Thank you, Mike.
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And thank you, Vanessa.
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-VANESSA: Oh, you are welcome.
-I'll bring this back.
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(Vanessa chuckles)
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You guys are gonna
have a great time together.
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Oh, stop it. Stop... Come on.
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Y-You knew it was gonna happen,
I just got us there faster.
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It didn't have to happen.
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I was cleverly saying no.
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Why? Why, I mean, you guys,
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you've been getting along
great lately.
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Do you remember that, uh,
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classic beer stein
I had that shattered?
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Yes, I remember. Look, you don't
have to tell me the story again.
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Well, wait, no, no,
but listen. Remember?
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It broke into a lot of pieces,
I was supergluing it
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back together,
but it hadn't set yet,
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so I told everybody,
"Don't touch it,"
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because otherwise
it could shatter again.
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I didn't move it. I didn't
move it, I didn't move it.
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I wasn't even in the room.
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Okay, okay, okay, all right.
We all got that.
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But "somebody" shattered it.
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Now imagine driving that thing
all the way to Aspen.
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You know, I can't believe
you're calling yourself fragile.
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I'm not calling myself anything.
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This is a metaphor
for Ryan and I.
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The glue is not set yet,
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and a four-hour drive
could shatter that again.
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All right, you know what?
I'm-I'm sorry.
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Y-You don't want to do it,
just call Ryan,
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tell him you like him,
you just don't like-like him.
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You know, I-I'm looking at this
like I was winning the argument
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which is why
you are walking away.
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Now, Tiger and Simba, they love
ribbons, but Lulu and Boots,
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they're all about
their squeaky mouse toy.
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-Yeah.
-(laughs) You know, sometimes
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Tiger hides it from Lulu--
all hell breaks loose.
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-It's really funny.
Let me show you.
-Hi, guys. Hey.
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-Hey. Did you see
these pictures?
-Cat pictures.
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-Bye, guys.
-Uh, hey, hey, hey. Kristin.
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Why don't you come join us
and talk about
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literally anything else?
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Hello, folks, just gather
around, please, for a moment.
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Please, just...
(clears throat)
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Last night,
Bonnie and I saw a show.
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Now, have you ever seen
a production so bold
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that it changes
your perception of the world?
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KRISTIN:
Oh, wow. What'd you see, Ed?
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Taft: The Musical.
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That's right. I saw the
original production on Broadway,
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now it's touring Denver
and it's just as spectacular.
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Oh, that's the one about
President Taft told through rap.
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Now, I-I don't care much for the
hippity-hoppity-hippity stuff,
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but still,
this-this was excellent.
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I learned so much
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about our nation's
most corpulent president.
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Yeah, well, Nixon,
he was no angel, either.
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"Corpulent" means big, Joe.
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He weighed 350.
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Yeah. They say "three-fiddy"
in the show, you see.
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But regardless, it was terrific,
I want you to see it.
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Oh, oh, darn.
Yeah, no, I-I told my friend--
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w-who is definitely
a real person--
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that, um,
that I'd see it with her,
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and-and she's recovering from...
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-a lung transplant.
-Ah. Yeah.
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All right.
Regardless.
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Gentlemen?
What do you say?
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Oh, yeah, man,
it's not really my thing.
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And if I'm going to the theater,
I don't want to see
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a-a rapping
social studies class.
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Hey, I've never seen
a Broadway show in my life.
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I'm not gonna start now.
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Wait, you've never seen Cats?
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Wait, there's a Broadway show
about cats?
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Why wasn't I told about this?
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All right, that's it, that's it.
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I'm buying you tickets,
and as your boss,
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I'm ordering you to go.
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(sighs)
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This is just people
dressed up as cats.
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(phone dings)
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(gasps)
Oh, God. That's Mike.
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Uh, he says he's almost home.
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I knew you were
faking liking him.
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No, no, no,
he's-he's just getting home
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much earlier than-than expected.
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And why is that a bad thing?
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Because it means that-that
he and Ryan had a fight.
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Which is what he said
was gonna happen,
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which means he was right.
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This is terrible.
I mean...
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Not the fight,
just that he was right.
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-(garage door opens)
-(gasps)
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-Oh, that's the garage.
-And that's my cue to leave.
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Um... Okay.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
All right, go ahead.
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Tell me.
How bad was it with Ryan?
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I think I need a beer.
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Oh, no, it was "beer bad"?
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Uh, make it two, honey.
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All right, so, uh,
so what happened?
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Was it harsh words?
A fistfight? A kiss?
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Better tell me. My guesses
are just gonna get worse.
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I had a great time.
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What?
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Yep.
I had a great time with Ryan.
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I don't believe you.
You're lying.
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So you had a good time
with Ryan in the car?
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Yeah. It... We were driving
back, didn't even rush.
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We pulled over a couple times
to look at the mountains.
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Wait, wait.
W... Mike Baxter stopped?
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But then that would mean
that the slow cars that you'd
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already passed would-would
get back ahead of you.
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It's amazing.
I wasn't even angry about it,
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I just... I actually got out
and just waved them by.
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All right, well, what changed?
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He did his marketing
presentation, right?
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And...
damn if it wasn't interesting.
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-I was proud.
-Wow. That is so cool.
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-Good for you.
-Yeah. And one of my old buddies
came up
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-and says,
"Do you know this guy?"
-Mm-hmm.
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And I...
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I actually admitted it.
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Look at you, Mike Baxter.
Getting along with everybody.
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And they say people
get crankier as they get older.
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Yeah, I was gonna say this,
you're-you're developing
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kind of an edge.
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What?
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Like this, right here.
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(Joe speaking indistinctly)
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ED:
There they are.
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-(chuckles): Hey.
-Hey.
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Fresh from the night of theatre.
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-Huh?
-Uh, ooh...
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So did you love it
or did you love it?
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-The first one. Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, I got to admit, Ed,
that was a...
-Man.
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...that was a,
that was a great show.
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Uh, yes.
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So, w-what was
your favorite part?
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Oh, gosh, I mean,
just, like, the...
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-you know, the whole thing.
-I liked the way it started.
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-Uh-huh.
-And that stuff in the middle.
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-And the ending.
Ooh, man. Really.
-Yeah, it was good.
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I'm-I'm s... Yeah,
you guys did see it, right?
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Yeah, we did. How'd your
friend's lung transplant go?
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How'd you like that number
after he won the second term?
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-Oh, great. Unbelievable.
-Oh, that was
the best part. Yes.
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Yeah.
Taft only served one term.
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-Okay, we didn't go. Yeah.
-But we wanted to, I swear.
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-Yeah.
-CHUCK: Yeah, yeah, we even went
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to the theater, but...
(chuckles)
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...then we heard it was
gonna be three hours long.
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-And that didn't even
include the halftime.
-Yeah.
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-I'm sorry.
We-we'll pay you back.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Please, you know,
it's not about the money.
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I just wanted to share
something with my friends.
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That's all.
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But I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
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(softly):
Well...
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(sighs) How did I not know
Taft served only one term?
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Hey, you take a shot.
We had a fiddy-fiddy chance.
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Come on, Mandy, hurry up.
Murder is afoot.
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Well, actually,
based on last episode,
239
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-murder is a-torso.
-(laughs)
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Okay, Dad.
Since this is the finale,
241
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our snacks are themed.
242
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And since the murders
took place in Wisconsin,
243
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-cheese curds,
white fudge popcorn...
-Mm-hmm. Yum, yum.
244
00:09:44,309 --> 00:09:46,585
...and sliced bratwurst.
245
00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:51,423
Oh, and since the suspects
are all white, so is our wine.
246
00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,075
Oh, great.
247
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,836
Well, maybe the next episode
they'll be Scotch,
248
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and 12 years old.
249
00:10:01,009 --> 00:10:03,451
Ooh, I love the way
they do the recap.
250
00:10:03,453 --> 00:10:05,270
Oh, right.
Remember last week we saw
251
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:08,089
that the murderer
had a bonsai tree?
252
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,423
You know, think about this,
253
00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:12,168
if the murderer
was into bonsais,
254
00:10:12,187 --> 00:10:14,279
he would slowly clip
his victims to death
255
00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,339
over a period
of, like, 50 years.
256
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:19,008
"Ow, ow, ow, ow.
257
00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,195
Could you...
Ow, ow, ow, ow."
258
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,270
Eh...
259
00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:26,107
Hey, guys.
Am I, uh, interrupting?
260
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,609
Hey, Ryan. Yeah, you are.
261
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,778
Oh, sorry. What's up?
262
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,372
I think we're just about
to find out
263
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,690
that the murderer
264
00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:35,616
is that annoying
little real estate agent.
265
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,469
No, no, I am telling you,
it is the home security...
266
00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:39,545
-No.
-...system installer
because that's the last person
267
00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:41,714
-that you'd suspect.
-Hell no, it can't...
268
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,290
-Wait a minute, maybe.
-Yeah.
269
00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:45,644
'Cause then he would be drumming
up new business doing it.
270
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,479
-That's not a bad idea.
-I know.
271
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:49,055
What can we do for you?
272
00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:50,815
Oh, uh, just came to drop off
a little sixer
273
00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,542
-of that pilsner
we liked in Aspen.
-Oh.
274
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,545
And, unlike at the hotel,
it is not nine dollars a bottle.
275
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:57,230
Okay, cool. Thanks. Bye.
276
00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:59,382
Oh, you don't have to be rude.
277
00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,067
Listen, on the way to the
refrigerator, drop it off
278
00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,310
and then get out.
279
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,979
It's just a little
thank-you gift
280
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,072
for helping me with that idea.
281
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,557
I ran it by my boss,
and he loved it.
282
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,334
But really, I just
helped you organize it.
283
00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:10,651
It was a good idea.
It was all on you, man.
284
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,836
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
285
00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,672
-Yeah.
-Okay, that's sweet. Bye-bye.
286
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,176
Oh, you guys are watching that
show; is it any good?
287
00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:19,678
Can I, uh, can I watch with you
for a minute?
288
00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:22,514
It's the finale, Ryan.
You'd be completely lost.
289
00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,757
Oh, well, I've watched a lot
of David Lynch movies.
290
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,060
I am used to being
completely lost.
291
00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:30,522
You won't even know I'm here.
I promise.
292
00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:34,267
-(dramatic music plays)
-(cap pops loudly)
293
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,436
-Seriously?
-(music stops)
294
00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:37,587
What?
295
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,014
Did you buy
the loudest beer they had?
296
00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:42,033
(chuckles):
Sorry.
297
00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:45,595
Whoa, whoa, better not crunch
any of that cheese curd.
298
00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:48,998
She hears that, she's probably
gonna stab you in the neck.
299
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,378
(music resumes)
300
00:11:53,605 --> 00:11:55,964
Oh, Milwaukee.
301
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:57,957
-(music stops)
-Okay.
302
00:11:58,109 --> 00:11:59,275
You know what, Dad,
303
00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:00,218
uh, we're gonna do this
another time.
304
00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:01,720
Maybe when there's nobody here
305
00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:03,221
yelling out random names
of cities
306
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,206
and drinking super loud beer.
307
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,783
Mandy, I'm sorry.
308
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,059
(chuckles):
W-What did I do?
309
00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:10,636
And one more thing, Mr. Vegan.
310
00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:14,649
Those cheese curds you're eating
are real dairy!
311
00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:18,294
Sorry, is-is she mad at me?
312
00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:19,904
I-I don't know.
I-I wouldn't know.
313
00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,574
I get along with everybody.
Just ask my wife.
314
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,576
Although I wouldn't
ask her now because
315
00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:26,995
she's developed a little edge.
316
00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:34,568
Hey, you know what's ironic?
317
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,829
Um, a fire station burning down.
318
00:12:36,982 --> 00:12:39,907
No. Well, yes, but, yeah.
319
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:43,077
No, no, that, um,
that Mandy and Ryan
320
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,411
had a fight last night.
321
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,173
I mean, you two are
finally getting along,
322
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,750
and then those guys have
a falling-out.
323
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,936
So Ryan having a fight is ironic
324
00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:54,939
or... inevitable?
325
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,667
-Hey, good morning.
-Morning.
-Hey.
326
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,003
Uh, listen, Kyle,
the clothes for the church,
327
00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,187
I just put 'em in the pantry.
328
00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:03,689
Yeah, great. Thank you.
You are the best.
329
00:13:03,842 --> 00:13:07,677
Hey, uh, Mr. B, is it okay
if I come in after lunch today?
330
00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:09,012
I've got ministerial counseling
331
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,696
-at the church this morning.
-No problem.
332
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,181
You want some breakfast, Kyle?
333
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,775
Oh, uh, no, I-I better not.
334
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,202
I like to get in a little prayer
335
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,038
before I do my counseling,
and sometimes, if I've eaten,
336
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,690
I-I nod off.
337
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,543
Yeah. A little advice,
why don't you cut back
338
00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:26,120
a little bit on the prayer.
339
00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:28,381
Listen, Kyle, maybe you
could put some
340
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:31,868
of your counseling expertise
to work with Mandy and Ryan.
341
00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,870
A-Are they okay?
342
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,647
Hmm? What's that?
343
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:39,225
Well, I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure
Mandy said something to you.
344
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,320
And did she...? She and Ryan got
into it a little bit last night.
345
00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:45,306
Well, if she did tell me that
she was having a problem
346
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,216
with somebody,
I certainly couldn't
347
00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:48,234
talk to you guys about it.
348
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:50,144
It's called confidentiality.
349
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:52,479
Oh, come on,
we're her parents, so...
350
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,833
Oh, yeah, I know.
351
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,076
And I'm her husband.
352
00:13:57,228 --> 00:13:59,912
But none of us are allowed
to know what she talks about
353
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:01,564
with... me.
354
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,490
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on here?
355
00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:05,009
It was just a little
disagreement.
356
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,752
Yeah. Is she really upset?
357
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,829
I'm afraid I can't
tell you that.
358
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:14,001
Okay, could, uh... could you
tell us about somebody else?
359
00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,003
Like who?
360
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:18,081
Oh! Oh, okay.
361
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:19,357
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
362
00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:23,436
Like, uh, somebody
that I read about in a...
363
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,179
College textbook?
364
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,757
Yes, okay.
Uh, a case study
365
00:14:27,775 --> 00:14:33,204
about this, um, this sensitive,
loving, really tall...
366
00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,264
-Woman?
-Woman. Okay.
367
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:37,266
-Right. Yes. Okay, exactly.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
368
00:14:37,285 --> 00:14:39,952
Who is feeling, uh,
these feelings of, uh, of...
369
00:14:40,105 --> 00:14:42,213
-Frustration?
-Yes.
370
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,473
Exactly. Because she felt like
she didn't have
371
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,109
anything in common with her...
372
00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,677
Brother-in-law.
373
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,113
No. Father.
374
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:53,299
-Father?
-Father? Wait, what?
375
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,226
Yes, because this sensitive,
loving...
376
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,562
Okay, Kyle, stop.
We're done. Come on.
377
00:14:57,713 --> 00:15:00,456
She felt like everybody else
in the family
378
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:03,717
had this one big special thing
that they shared with her dad.
379
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:05,461
Like one person was
getting ready
380
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,071
to take over the dad's store,
381
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:10,299
and another person was really
getting into marketing,
382
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:14,228
and another person was...
well, Eve.
383
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,729
Oh, wow.
384
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:20,401
Wait, so Mandy wasn't really
mad at Ryan, she's-she's...
385
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,312
-Mad at me. Mm.
-Yeah. Yeah.
386
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,906
Well, I wouldn't say that
she was mad.
387
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,260
Well, the girl in the textbook.
388
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,247
-I would say that she was sad.
-VANESSA: Mm.
389
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,158
And maybe it came across as mad.
390
00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:36,676
I'll see you after lunch, Mr. B.
391
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,937
-Okay, good deal.
-Okay. All right,
see you later.
392
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,104
Oh, man,
393
00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:41,755
-I feel so bad for Mandy.
-Yeah.
394
00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:43,349
-You've got to talk to her.
-I'll talk to her.
395
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:44,609
But I'm gonna have
my breakfast first,
396
00:15:44,836 --> 00:15:47,528
go upstairs, lay down
and take a little prayer.
397
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,660
-(knock on door)
-I'm busy.
398
00:15:58,107 --> 00:15:59,699
What the fresh hell is this?
399
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:02,443
(chuckles) We felt so bad
about the other day,
400
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,188
we got our own tickets
and saw
Taft
last night.
401
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,780
And I didn't fall asleep once.
402
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,025
-I was in row Z-Z-Z.
-Yeah.
403
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,284
(Chuck laughs)
404
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,119
Gentlemen, you can stop
the charade.
405
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,472
You don't like theater,
that's fine.
406
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,034
Taft, are you daft?
I incensed you.
407
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,385
Now I got to run against you.
408
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,387
Roosevelt, don't make me
use my belt.
409
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,648
It's a size 96.
It'll leave a welt.
410
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,208
(both laugh)
411
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,968
Oh, so you-you did see it.
412
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,045
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
413
00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:30,379
-I told you so.
-Yeah.
414
00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,882
-And you liked it?
-Oh, man...
415
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,550
Oh, liked it? (laughs)
416
00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:38,387
That 20-minute rap about
the Sherman Antitrust Act?
417
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:41,148
Just wow.
418
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,500
You hated it.
419
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:45,652
-Yeah, it was, it was awful.
-So much, man, so much.
420
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,581
Man, why-why'd you say
you liked that show, Ed?
421
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,991
I lied. I-I despised it.
422
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,343
Then what the hell?
423
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,661
Bonnie loves it,
and I love my wife.
424
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,573
-So you didn't want to
bad-mouth it to your wife.
-Yeah, but I had to
425
00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:00,685
bad-mouth it to somebody
or I'm gonna lose my mind.
426
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,596
Well, what were you gonna say
if we liked the show, Ed?
427
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:06,749
I'd send you to talk to Bonnie
and get me off the hook.
428
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:09,510
(laughing):
He's a selfish bastard.
429
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:10,603
Kind of like Taft.
430
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,196
Although, I don't know if
he's like that.
431
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,773
I-I lied. I fell asleep.
432
00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:17,426
The bad part is, he snores,
which woke me up.
433
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,611
(Ed chuckles)
434
00:17:18,763 --> 00:17:20,279
Come on, let's have
some Scotch, gentlemen,
435
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:21,931
and talk theater
like a dramaturge.
436
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:24,542
Yeah, it'll be my second
"turge" this week.
437
00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:31,198
Hey, so I'm sorry that I left
the other night.
438
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,109
Ryan was really
pushing my buttons.
439
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:34,868
-Ryan was?
-Yeah.
440
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,220
Mm-hmm. Listen,
441
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:38,281
I found a box of stuff
I wanted you to look at.
442
00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:41,893
And do you remember
building that dollhouse?
443
00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:43,953
Oh, my God.
444
00:17:43,971 --> 00:17:46,289
Yeah. I loved that thing.
445
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,066
You know, none of my friends
could believe
446
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:49,625
that me and my macho dad
were building
447
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,127
a dollhouse to play with.
448
00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:53,129
I built it, you played with it.
I didn't play with it.
449
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,314
You didn't tell anybody
I played with it, did you?
450
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:56,557
I didn't play
with that dollhouse.
451
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:57,909
You helped me furnish it.
452
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,744
That's-that's different.
I put stuff in there
453
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,137
'cause that's where
it had to go.
454
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,080
It wasn't a design or anything.
455
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:03,397
I didn't decorate it with you.
456
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,566
I just put the couch
where it belonged.
457
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,235
Is this our
Dance Dance Party mat?
458
00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:10,088
-Mm-hmm.
-(laughs softly)
459
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,665
Do you remember
when I accidentally hit
460
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,258
"Double Expert Get Down Mode"?
461
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,743
It felt like people were
shooting bullets at my feet.
462
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,837
You bet I do.
463
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,839
Yeah.
You unlocked a secret song.
464
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,916
Yeah. Well, we-we did
a lot of fun stuff.
465
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,585
Oh, my God.
466
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,329
Our NSYNC scrapbook.
467
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:27,830
Yeah, it wasn't all
that much fun.
468
00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:30,333
I mean, some of the stuff
was weird.
469
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:31,609
You came up with a lot
of cool stuff,
470
00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:33,444
although when you went through
that cornrow phase,
471
00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:36,172
that was hard to manage
'cause you wanted me to do it.
472
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:37,448
Remember that one time
before a party,
473
00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:40,118
your mom was gone, I was,
"Do they just... one goes
474
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:42,286
on the side like..."
475
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,997
I've still got arthritis
'cause of that.
476
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:49,127
What are you thinking?
477
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,463
-It's just, it's...
-What?
478
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,207
What is it?
479
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,784
(sniffles)
Just all of this.
480
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,137
You know?
481
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,639
You and I, we always try
and find something
482
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:03,808
that we are both interested in,
483
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:05,551
but nothing ever sticks.
484
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,053
Well, that's not how I see it.
485
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:09,705
There's a lot of amazing
things I've done
486
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,224
that I would have never done
had you not dragged me into it.
487
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,542
Come on, Dad.
488
00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:16,637
Look, we may not have a big,
special thing.
489
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,065
We've got a lot of little
special things, you and I.
490
00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,976
Yeah, well, when you
put it that way,
491
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,403
it does sound pretty great.
492
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,831
Well, you know me,
I-I have a way of
493
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,149
seeing the positive side
of everything.
494
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,002
(laughs):
Oh, really?
495
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:36,916
Well, you know what I have been
thinking about a lot lately?
496
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:39,552
-Hmm?
-Bonsai trees.
497
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:45,424
I-I don't have any interest
in bonsai trees, which...
498
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:48,186
probably would
make it perfect, then.
499
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,413
Wait, who did the Cul-De-Sac
Killer turn out to be?
500
00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,857
-The real estate agent?
-I shut it off
right after you left.
501
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,550
-I didn't see the end of it.
-Oh, well...
502
00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:57,678
we can watch it if, you know,
if you have time.
503
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,438
I have time. Yeah.
Let's do it.
504
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,514
hat's great. Great idea.
505
00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:02,758
Unless you want to take
one more shot
506
00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,703
at the Dance Dance Party mat.
507
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,206
Ooh, I would so kick your butt.
508
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,523
-Would you?
-Yeah.
509
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,858
Not if I picked the song,
'cause good luck
510
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,786
dancing to Foghat.
511
00:20:13,938 --> 00:20:16,464
-Foghat?
-Foghat!
512
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,722
Hello, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man.
513
00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:28,226
A couple of times a week,
I like to walk the sales floor
514
00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:31,062
and ask customers if they
need help finding something.
515
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:32,563
I like to do that, you know.
516
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,066
And then they say,
"Hey, you're Outdoor Man.
517
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,126
Can I get a selfie
and autograph?"
518
00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:40,554
And immediately I regret
offering to help.
519
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,648
But a lot of times
our customers will say,
520
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,800
"I just enjoy looking around."
521
00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:47,486
Wow. That's the best part
of life, isn't it?
522
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,805
Just seeing how much
there is to see.
523
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:53,066
You might like motorcycles,
you might like water sports.
524
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,478
And thanks to American inventor
Clayton Jacobson,
525
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:56,921
we have the Jet Ski.
526
00:20:57,072 --> 00:21:00,649
And you can do both
at the same time. Damn.
527
00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:03,577
Yeah, if you keep your eyes
open to new experiences,
528
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,838
you're going to find
a whole bunch of stuff
529
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,266
you didn't even know
you loved to do.
530
00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:10,509
You might even discover
your love of building
531
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:12,770
applies to dollhouses.
532
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:16,181
And if Barbie has me as
her architect, she not only gets
533
00:21:16,334 --> 00:21:18,851
a beautiful home,
she upgrades from Ken
534
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:22,947
to a John Elway bobblehead.
(chuckles)
535
00:21:23,174 --> 00:21:25,341
So keep looking, keep hunting,
536
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:27,100
keep making meaningful
new connections
537
00:21:27,194 --> 00:21:28,511
with the people in your life.
538
00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:30,121
And when you're here
at the store, remember,
539
00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:31,455
it doesn't matter what you buy,
540
00:21:31,682 --> 00:21:34,183
as-as long as you buy something.
Baxter out.
541
00:21:34,201 --> 00:21:35,868
Captioning sponsored by
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542
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,444
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543
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,130
(chicken clucks)