1 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:05,746 -Mmm. -Hey. 2 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:09,082 I really missed you today. How was that physical? 3 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:12,402 Oh, turns out I've got an enlarged heart. 4 00:00:12,496 --> 00:00:13,679 What? 5 00:00:13,906 --> 00:00:16,073 Yeah, it-it's twice the size. 6 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,742 It's filled with love for you. 7 00:00:18,761 --> 00:00:20,686 Oh... oh! 8 00:00:20,837 --> 00:00:22,746 I love you. (chuckles) 9 00:00:22,839 --> 00:00:25,507 Uh, wait, your-your heart-- is-is it really enlarged? 10 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:27,267 No, no. Dr. Clark checked me out and I'm fine. 11 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,087 Actually, the dude looked everywhere, trust me. 12 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,531 This is why I can't make eye contact with the guy. 13 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,591 And I always feel like having a cigarette. 14 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:37,870 -That was good, Doc. Thanks a lot. -(laughs) 15 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:40,688 Well, look, I am glad you've decided to stick around 16 00:00:40,783 --> 00:00:43,600 because, frankly, I'm too old to start dating again. 17 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:47,788 Although he did suggest that I add stretching to my workouts. 18 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,941 Honey... (scoffs) I have been telling you that for years. 19 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:52,776 And I've been telling you this for years: 20 00:00:52,795 --> 00:00:54,553 if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 21 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:57,130 -'Cause these bad boys ain't broke. -Okay, all right. 22 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,283 You can put Patton and Sherman away now. 23 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:01,952 At ease, boys. "Oh, come on, dude!" 24 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:04,137 All right. (makes powering down sound) 25 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,457 -You know, stretching can be fun. -Ehh... 26 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:08,975 I can think of a stretching activity 27 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,977 that we could do together. 28 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:12,905 Yeah. 29 00:01:13,056 --> 00:01:16,558 -It involves, uh, flexibility... -Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:19,912 -and different positions. -You bet it does. 31 00:01:20,063 --> 00:01:21,580 -Heavy breathing. -Yeah! 32 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:22,989 A lot of sweating. 33 00:01:23,142 --> 00:01:24,249 Yeah. All right. 34 00:01:24,476 --> 00:01:26,234 And it only takes 60 minutes. 35 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:27,902 A bit ambitious, but I'm in. 36 00:01:27,996 --> 00:01:29,404 Yeah. I'm talking about yoga. 37 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,482 I have a class in an hour if you want to join. 38 00:01:32,501 --> 00:01:33,592 Oh. 39 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:35,094 As much as I'd like that, I... 40 00:01:35,245 --> 00:01:37,838 I think about that enlarged heart and probably 41 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:39,431 -not a good idea, it's... -Oh, yeah. 42 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,725 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,774 -Hey, honey, I'm back. -MIKE: Oh, thank God. 44 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:51,835 -'Cause I've been like this for an hour. -Oh, my God! 45 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:53,779 I-Is it your heart? Uh... g... What-what can I do? 46 00:01:54,006 --> 00:01:55,763 -How-how can I help you? -Pull your phone out. Pull your phone out. 47 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:57,174 -I have it, I have it. I have it. -Okay. 48 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,100 Now videotape me doing this. 199... 49 00:01:59,194 --> 00:02:03,122 (grunts) 200! Oh. Yeah. 50 00:02:03,349 --> 00:02:04,348 Ha, ha. 51 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:05,682 I heard you coming down the stairs. 52 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:06,941 I thought it was funny. 53 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,368 -And your heart rate's up, -Yeah, well... 54 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,687 so you got some cardio out of it. 55 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:13,448 Very funny. You know, I bet the women in my yoga class 56 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,374 would love you. 57 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,117 And then they'd be hitting on me. 58 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,136 How bad do you want me to take that class? 59 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:18,470 (laughs) 60 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:21,640 You know, I think you would like it if you tried it. 61 00:02:21,791 --> 00:02:23,049 Eh... 62 00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:24,384 You can't win at yoga. 63 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,461 Well, you can't win weight lifting. 64 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,054 Of course not, because I'm competing with myself. 65 00:02:28,207 --> 00:02:29,706 Who would be the winner? 66 00:02:29,799 --> 00:02:32,893 -Not everything is about winning. -Yeah, just the fun stuff. 67 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:35,470 I'm just not into this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 68 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,740 Oh. Well, you know who is into it? 69 00:02:40,477 --> 00:02:41,660 Chuck. 70 00:02:41,887 --> 00:02:43,236 -Figures, Larabee. -Yep. 71 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,648 First Zumba, now this. Anything to put tights on. 72 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,910 Uh-huh. Well, he raves about it. 73 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:51,486 He never told me about it. 74 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:52,896 Well, gee, I wonder why. 75 00:02:52,915 --> 00:02:54,064 -Honey? -What? 76 00:02:54,157 --> 00:02:55,490 Get out, please. 77 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,327 -I just think you should consider trying it. -Uh, no. 78 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,571 -Honey, I'm not telling you to do it. -I know. 79 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:03,348 I'm just asking you to consider it. 80 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,575 Let's ask the generals. What do you guys think? 81 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:07,411 "Absolutely not." 82 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:10,004 "This is about the Battle of the Bulge." 83 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,357 Okay, forget it. 84 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,754 I love game night. 85 00:03:17,773 --> 00:03:20,866 We were catching up until you guys played... what was it? 86 00:03:21,093 --> 00:03:22,275 "Quixotic." 87 00:03:22,428 --> 00:03:23,927 Which means idealistic or impractical. 88 00:03:23,946 --> 00:03:27,522 Like playing board games when you have a ton of work to do. 89 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,526 Right. But we couldn't play "zipple." 90 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:35,956 Thanks for nothing, Oxford "English" Dictionary. 91 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:37,532 You guys, Sarah and Evelyn 92 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,609 -fell asleep holding hands. -(gasps) 93 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:40,944 -Oh... -Oh. 94 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:43,280 Yeah, I took, like, 60 pics, 'cause, well, you know, 95 00:03:43,373 --> 00:03:44,631 I love to look at them on the plane. 96 00:03:44,783 --> 00:03:47,284 Yeah, she's, uh, going to New Mexico next week. 97 00:03:47,302 --> 00:03:48,635 Yeah, Santa Fe. I will be staying 98 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:50,954 at the Cactus Flower Resort for a vendor conference. 99 00:03:50,973 --> 00:03:52,289 Which you will crush. 100 00:03:52,307 --> 00:03:53,790 And then, when you get back, I am speaking 101 00:03:53,809 --> 00:03:55,308 at Marijuana Days at Joshua Tree, 102 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:59,554 which it turns out is every day in Joshua Tree. 103 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:02,724 Man, you guys are always doing such cool stuff, 104 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,892 flying all over the place. 105 00:04:04,987 --> 00:04:07,412 Yeah, I don't know where you find the zipple. 106 00:04:09,658 --> 00:04:11,975 Nice try. Still not a word. 107 00:04:11,994 --> 00:04:14,086 I don't remember the last time I was on a plane. 108 00:04:14,237 --> 00:04:17,405 Oh, I do. You fell asleep on my shoulder for three hours. 109 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:20,667 Your drool mark was heart-shaped. 110 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,336 Oh. I don't remember the last time 111 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:25,505 -we were even in a car together. -No. 112 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,158 Well, Kyle and I tried to sit apart on the couch last night 113 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:29,175 to focus on a movie. 114 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,328 Yeah, but it didn't work. 115 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:33,680 We were cuddling by the end of the opening credits. 116 00:04:33,832 --> 00:04:35,348 'Cause we're snug-aholics. 117 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,924 Oh, us, too. 118 00:04:37,169 --> 00:04:39,778 We have a snuggle penciled in for next Wednesday, right, hon? 119 00:04:39,929 --> 00:04:42,930 That's right, babe. 8:25 to 9:15, 120 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,275 then a conference call with Amsterdam. 121 00:04:46,678 --> 00:04:49,179 -Uh, we better get going. -Yeah. I'll scoop up Sarah. 122 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:51,439 Oh. Okay. Uh, well... 123 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,441 No, just let her-let her sleep here. 124 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:54,851 We can just drop her off in the morning. 125 00:04:54,986 --> 00:04:56,444 Oh, well, that's sweet, but no, 126 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,038 we can pick her up, we're not busy. 127 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:02,450 Oh, yeah, tomorrow, we've got absolutely zipple. 128 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,951 No. Still no. 129 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,096 Yeah. Thanks. 130 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:11,034 Could you hand me that nine-16th wrench? 131 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:13,386 It should be on the rag, there. 132 00:05:13,539 --> 00:05:15,722 Ah, okay. 133 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,890 Here you go. 134 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:21,061 -Ah, namaste, downward dog. -(chuckles) 135 00:05:21,213 --> 00:05:24,323 Oh, I was wondering when you'd find out. (chuckles) 136 00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:27,492 -Yeah, I was trying to avoid another Zumba situation. -Yeah. 137 00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:29,235 You said men should only dance 138 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,555 when they score a touchdown. 139 00:05:31,573 --> 00:05:34,315 And even those guys should be given a penalty 140 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,501 -for that stupid stuff. (grunts) -All right. 141 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,244 So I'm doing yoga. What do you care, man? 142 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:39,729 Uh, well, I care because all of a sudden 143 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:43,233 Vanessa wants me to take yoga, and now you're exhibit A. 144 00:05:43,251 --> 00:05:45,418 Oh. Well, you know, man, she's right. 145 00:05:45,571 --> 00:05:48,680 You know, yoga has been great for my flexibility, 146 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:50,515 and I actually feel stronger. 147 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:53,076 Stronger than who-- the 80-year-old woman 148 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:54,761 next to you on that flat mat? 149 00:05:54,855 --> 00:06:00,100 Stronger than the cranky bastard trying to loosen a bolt. 150 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:03,010 I just don't think of yoga as strength training. 151 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,680 I'm-I'm lifting weights, you're just taking orders 152 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,366 from a woman named Serenity, barking at you 153 00:06:07,593 --> 00:06:10,535 -to put your weight on one foot. -(chuckles) 154 00:06:10,762 --> 00:06:12,520 I could stand on one foot 155 00:06:12,614 --> 00:06:15,374 -and kick your ass with the other. -Yeah? 156 00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:17,209 Careful, you don't have your tights on you. 157 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,438 Oh, man, if I could get some leverage under this somehow. 158 00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:25,233 Oh, well, so much for the weight lifting. 159 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:27,869 You think you can do this? 160 00:06:27,963 --> 00:06:29,871 (scoffs) Yeah, I think I could do it. 161 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:30,947 I don't want to make it a contest, 162 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:32,282 but I think I can do it. 163 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,892 I think I can do it standing on one foot. 164 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:36,620 Well... have at it. 165 00:06:36,638 --> 00:06:38,304 Oh, all right, then. 166 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:40,548 -Ooh. -Now, wait a minute. Hold on. 167 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,217 Should I light some incense or something? 168 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,219 I don't need incense. 169 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,647 Okay. How about chanting "om"? 170 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:50,150 Gimme an O. Gimme an M. 171 00:06:50,302 --> 00:06:52,727 What do we got? Om. 172 00:06:52,821 --> 00:06:57,140 Observe the power of yoga, Baxter. 173 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:59,734 -(straining) -Go, go, go, go. 174 00:06:59,828 --> 00:07:02,028 Oh! 175 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,648 (Mike chuckling) 176 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:07,167 Gosh! Unh! (groaning) 177 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:08,427 What's the problem, bolt too tight? 178 00:07:08,578 --> 00:07:10,987 No, no, no, no, no, it's my back. 179 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:12,322 That's not funny, man. 180 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:14,433 I'm serious, it's my back. 181 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:16,435 Oh, really? 'Cause you know what? 182 00:07:16,662 --> 00:07:18,478 That is kind of funny. 183 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,446 Ow. Ow. Ow! 184 00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:30,190 -Heard you the first time. -Okay. 185 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,176 -Just give me a minute. Uh... -All right. 186 00:07:33,195 --> 00:07:34,360 Then we can head over to my house. 187 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:35,862 I think I can make it across the street. 188 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,456 I don't know, it took you, like, an hour 189 00:07:37,607 --> 00:07:39,273 to limp in from the garage. Going across the street-- 190 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,108 I'll have to pack us a lunch. 191 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,020 Oh, man, why does the back have to be connected 192 00:07:44,039 --> 00:07:45,371 to so much? 193 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,132 Well, think about it: the head would look pretty stupid 194 00:07:47,283 --> 00:07:48,633 just sitting on top of your ass. 195 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,802 -(laughs) Ow! -Whoa, whoa. 196 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,046 Hey. Oh. What happened? 197 00:07:53,198 --> 00:07:55,623 Uh, Stretch Armstrong here pulled his back out 198 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:56,808 working on the truck. 199 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,643 Ah. Well, you want me to go get Carol? 200 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:00,553 Oh, no, she's at her mom's this weekend. 201 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:03,130 -Hmm, well, uh, let's get some ice on it. -Yeah. 202 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,466 -Boy, backs are the worst, right? -Yeah, they are, man. 203 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:06,893 Mine's good. Mine's pretty good. 204 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:08,378 Oh, man, you're lucky. 205 00:08:08,396 --> 00:08:11,138 Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, mine-mine's pretty good. 206 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:13,216 Maybe be yours is too loose. 207 00:08:13,235 --> 00:08:15,552 You know, working out. Uh, maybe yoga-- 208 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,162 -maybe that's what got your back too loose. -Oh. 209 00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:19,572 No, uh, I-I don't think so. 210 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,148 Oh, you don't know. You don't really know, really. 211 00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:23,651 I didn't get injured because I do yoga. 212 00:08:23,745 --> 00:08:25,319 People hurt their backs weight lifting, too, you know. 213 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:29,657 Yet I'm standing right here. Look at this. 214 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,234 Wow, I could do this all day. 215 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:33,345 You know, it's a good thing we aren't both doing yoga, 216 00:08:33,572 --> 00:08:35,663 because otherwise you'd be taking care of two people. 217 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,681 No, no, no, no, no, Vanessa, 218 00:08:36,908 --> 00:08:38,016 you don't have to take care of me. 219 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:39,684 W-Wait. So, I mean, what-what 220 00:08:39,911 --> 00:08:41,761 makes you think that I'm gonna take care of Chuck? 221 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,914 -You're Vanessa-- you give a crap about people. -Yeah. Uh-huh. 222 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:47,859 Well, you know, people help other people. 223 00:08:48,086 --> 00:08:49,102 Your friend hurt his back helping you, 224 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:50,678 Now you get to return the favor 225 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,197 and, uh, and help him. 226 00:08:52,424 --> 00:08:53,439 I don't want to help him. 227 00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:56,760 I want to get him back to his house. 228 00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:59,112 Well, now that I think about it, I don't think it's a good idea 229 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:02,432 -for me to be over there all by myself. -VANESSA: Yeah. And, I mean, 230 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:03,950 I wish I could help, but, I mean, 231 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,710 as you mentioned earlier, my back... 232 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:08,772 -ooh, it might be too loose from all that yoga. -CHUCK: Yeah. 233 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:10,531 Yeah, it sounds risky to me. 234 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,942 -It's more like a job for a weight lifter. -VANESSA: Yeah. 235 00:09:12,961 --> 00:09:14,535 Well, let me head down to the gym and see if 236 00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:17,538 I can get anybody what wants to help you. 237 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:20,483 Well, I am off. I am gonna spend the afternoon with Jen 238 00:09:20,485 --> 00:09:21,709 in Larimer Square. 239 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,287 So, hey, Chuck, listen, if you need anything, 240 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:25,713 I mean, honestly, anything at all... 241 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,148 he's right there. 242 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:31,403 Oh. Well, this is so nice of you, Baxter. 243 00:09:31,554 --> 00:09:34,297 Hey, man, why don't you, uh, toss me that pillow, please. 244 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:37,967 I can, uh... Yeah, that-that pillow, yes. 245 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:39,469 Please. Come on, come on, come on, come on. 246 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:41,321 Okay, all right, now I can... I can put this 247 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,581 under my... Oh! 248 00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,157 I don't want the shoes on the couch, come on. 249 00:09:44,309 --> 00:09:45,308 -Here we go. -All right, all right. 250 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:48,587 -Ow. Ow! Ow. -Hey, hey, easy. 251 00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:51,089 Are all Marines this tough? 252 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,053 Hey, was that kind of awkward with Kyle and Mandy last night? 253 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,989 (phone chimes) 254 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:02,416 Did you really just text me "totally"? 255 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,418 Yeah. 256 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,604 Sorry, bad habit. 257 00:10:05,755 --> 00:10:07,680 Yeah, it was kind of weird, right? 258 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,441 Like, we were all just hanging out, 259 00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:11,017 and then they just got up and left. 260 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,446 Well, we were kind of blabbing about our successes. 261 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:17,190 Mm, it was kind of like we were rubbing their noses in it. 262 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:20,510 They probably thought we were rubbing their noses in it. 263 00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:22,603 I wish we had realized how uncomfortable 264 00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:24,030 that must have been for them. 265 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,958 Yeah, I mean, we get to spend so much time together. 266 00:10:27,185 --> 00:10:29,610 They're always racing from one place to another, 267 00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:32,355 and not even in the same car. 268 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:34,633 It's so sad. 269 00:10:34,784 --> 00:10:37,469 -They must be so unhappy. -And there we were, 270 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:41,139 bragging about being snug-aholics. 271 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,533 And they're workaholics, 272 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:46,460 which isn't fun and made-up like ours. 273 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:51,724 I think we should just play down how good things are for us. 274 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,318 Yeah, that's not really gonna be easy 275 00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:56,137 with the people that live above our garage. 276 00:10:56,231 --> 00:11:00,383 We've got to make them feel better about their own lives. 277 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:03,887 Yeah, no matter how sad those lives are. 278 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:06,072 -You are so kind and considerate. -Aw. 279 00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,666 -(phone chimes) -Oh! 280 00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:08,574 Deal closed. 281 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,076 -(phone chimes) -(gasps) 282 00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,061 Weekend sales hit a record. 283 00:11:12,155 --> 00:11:14,839 -Ooh, baby. -Ah... 284 00:11:14,991 --> 00:11:16,065 (both laughing) 285 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:18,426 That cat thinks it's people. 286 00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,015 -Got your hot tea with three sugars. -Oh. 287 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,833 Why don't you just eat candy? 288 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,076 (Chuck laughs) 289 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,928 It's weird, you never drink tea at work. 290 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,523 I drink it all the time. It's my comfort drink. 291 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,082 I thought scotch was your comfort drink. 292 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:34,751 It's both. 293 00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:37,112 Sometimes I mix them together. 294 00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,865 For double comfort. 295 00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:44,444 Man, this seems to have cooled down since your walk over here. 296 00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:47,247 Would you mind heating it up for me? 297 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,708 Could have told me that before I sat down. 298 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:52,285 Oh, I'm sorry, man, when you can't move yourself, 299 00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:55,104 you... lose track of things like that. 300 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:57,215 I haven't lost track of anything, like time? 301 00:11:57,442 --> 00:12:00,460 It's been, like, two really irritating hours. 302 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,279 So you gonna heat this up or not? 303 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,705 Or not. Why don't you just drink one 304 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,299 -of the other six things I got you? -(sighs) 305 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:08,059 You are really enjoying this, aren't you? 306 00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:09,285 What does that mean? 307 00:12:09,378 --> 00:12:10,711 It means that... the best part of your day 308 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,063 was when you hurt your back. 309 00:12:12,215 --> 00:12:14,381 Wow. Man, it-it really takes 310 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,310 a huge ego to think that me living in agony 311 00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:20,095 is worth it to give you a bit of a hard time. 312 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,297 You're enjoying this. 313 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:22,815 You are having a good time. 314 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,909 Unbelievable, man. Man, if I could move, 315 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,727 I would be so out of here. 316 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,912 If I had a big enough wheelbarrow, 317 00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,472 I would move you out of here. 318 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,657 You would do that, too, wouldn't you? 319 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,419 I'm just saying you waltzed in through the garage 320 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,737 in good time, but as soon as we want to get you to your house, 321 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,256 "Oh, my back really hurts now." 322 00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,074 Hey, man, my back stiffened up. 323 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,742 You never got me that ice. 324 00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,928 -I had a good reason for that. -And what was that? 325 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:45,246 I didn't want to. 326 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,413 (huffing) 327 00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:48,324 -You really are a piece of work. -Oh, stop. 328 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,917 -You know what? -Watch out. 329 00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:52,270 Yeah, you only wanted to use my injury for one thing. 330 00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:54,847 -What? -Getting out of doing yoga. 331 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,350 -Oh. -The second Vanessa walked in here, 332 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,670 you thought, "Well, oh, well, here's an exhibit A I can use." 333 00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,672 All right, I got to admit 334 00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:06,100 you know, opportunity was knocking, I opened that door. 335 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,693 Oh, man, that's it, that's it. 336 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,270 Okay, look, I'll get you the tea. 337 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,955 -No, no, no, man, no. -Just sit back down. 338 00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:12,698 (grunts) Forget the tea. 339 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,001 I am out of here. 340 00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:18,671 (Chunk grunts) 341 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,509 Pretend this is faster. 342 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,702 Hey, Ed. 343 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,461 -Hey. -Is Chuck in yet? 344 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,055 Uh, yes and no. 345 00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:37,631 What does that mean? 346 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:39,042 It means that he's taken this 347 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,393 muscle relaxer for his back. 348 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,303 It's making him feel a little loopy. 349 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,306 At first it was funny, now it's just annoying. 350 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,975 Ed Alzate! 351 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,569 Good morning. 352 00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:52,497 (chuckles) Yeah, we already saw each other, Chuck. 353 00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:53,832 Right, sorry. 354 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,392 You know, these pills-- they make me a little loopy. 355 00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:59,395 We already had that discussion, Chuck. 356 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,339 -Yeah. -If you're not feeling 100%, 357 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,249 why don't we get someone to drive you home. 358 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,068 We talked about this, Baxter. 359 00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,828 No, we didn't. I just got here. 360 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,922 Oh, right. 361 00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:11,424 -Sorry. -Yeah. 362 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:14,077 You know, these pills, they make me a little... 363 00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,579 Loopy, yeah, got that. 364 00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:19,357 Yeah. So are we still mad at each other or did we make up? 365 00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:20,917 I wasn't mad at you. I just was trying 366 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,768 to get you to your house, that's it. 367 00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:24,937 Oh, 'cause I may have overreacted. 368 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,364 I was in a lot of pain, 369 00:14:26,591 --> 00:14:28,658 and you're hard to take even when I feel good. 370 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,943 -Fair enough. -Ah, mm. 371 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,871 Besides, I'm a Marine. 372 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,522 What do I care if you don't think yoga is for real men? 373 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,450 I don't really care who it's for. 374 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:39,452 -Oh. -Really, it's just not for me. 375 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,437 Oh, you're embarrassed somebody might see you 376 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,047 -in the pants. -Yeah, right. 377 00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:44,531 You put me in yoga pants, 378 00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:45,866 you put me on The Ed Sullivan Show, 379 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,701 -Uh-huh. -the censors would only be able 380 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,221 to see me from the waist up. 381 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,798 Okay, so what's the problem? 382 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,118 I don't need a reason. Maybe I was just being difficult. 383 00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:57,136 Fair enough. 384 00:14:57,972 --> 00:14:59,639 Good morning, Mr. Baxter, Mr. Larabee. 385 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,958 -Hey. -Morning, Jen, listen, maybe you should give 386 00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,068 Mr. Larabee a ride home, 'cause he's... 387 00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:06,312 high on goofballs. 388 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,490 -Sure thing, Mr. Baxter. -(laughing) 389 00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:12,076 Are you okay, Mr. Larabee? 390 00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:14,078 I'm fine, my back's a little sore. 391 00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:15,914 I'm just pretending to be loopy. 392 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:17,916 It's the only way to make a point with Baxter 393 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,492 without him fighting back. 394 00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:22,145 So you don't need a ride? 395 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,147 Mm, no thanks. 396 00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,758 (clears throat) 397 00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:29,485 Eddie Alzate! 398 00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,245 When'd you get in? 399 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,723 Oh, for the love of horse biscuits. 400 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,011 See, that was just for fun. 401 00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,105 (both laughing) 402 00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:49,172 Oh, hey, Kristin and Ryan are walking over. 403 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,523 Oh, perfect. That gives us a chance 404 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,283 to make them feel better about their sad lives 405 00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:54,360 by making them think that our lives suck. 406 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,862 Great. 407 00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,416 But our lives don't really suck, right? 408 00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:02,535 Our lives are perfect. 409 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,128 We're pretending. 410 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:07,448 I hate these plates. 411 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,949 How's that? 412 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,510 Perfect. 413 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,045 -Okay, but remember... -I know. 414 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:14,955 We are the picture of encouragement. 415 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,882 Nothing about our super cool lives. 416 00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,476 Yes. 417 00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:20,553 Oh! Door's open. 418 00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:21,962 -Yeah, hi. -Hey, look. 419 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,314 It's Kristin and Ryan, 420 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,707 and we're home. 421 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,800 -How great is that? -Yeah. 422 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,635 We're always home. 423 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,229 -Snore. -(snoring) 424 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,490 Oh, uh, mind if I sit down for a minute? 425 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,884 I've been going at it since 6:00 a.m. 426 00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,235 Oh, sucks. 427 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,329 Yeah, sure, yeah. We're just making dinner. 428 00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:41,666 Again. Seems like every night we're having dinner. 429 00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:42,983 Yeah, uh... 430 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,077 stupid old dinner. 431 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,338 Together? Oh, that is so romantic. 432 00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:49,674 Oh, it's just, what, just a cup of noodles. 433 00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:52,176 Look at you-- trying to make it sound like it's not 434 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,237 the most beautiful thing in the world. 435 00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,239 I guarantee you it's better than 436 00:16:56,257 --> 00:16:58,182 a bland old plate of airplane food. 437 00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,426 Ugh. I'd rather eat the hot towel. 438 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,503 At least it's lemony. 439 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:05,431 Wow, you sit in the hot towel section. 440 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:09,176 Last time we got traveled, we sat in the warm soda seats. 441 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,937 Hoping the plane would crash 442 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,514 so we'd have something to talk about 443 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,734 when we got back to our boring, boring lives. 444 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:20,413 Okay, clearly you don't know how plane crashes work. 445 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,432 Um, it kind of seems like 446 00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:25,117 you might be going out of your way 447 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,045 to make your lives seem... 448 00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:29,196 I don't know, crappy? 449 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,031 Yeah. Like you think we're, like, 450 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,884 jealous of you or something? 451 00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,627 Uhm, well, you guys are doing the same thing. 452 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,446 You don't think we're jealous of your lives, do you? 453 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:38,705 Kind of. 454 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,374 Well... 455 00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:42,285 sorry to disappoint you, but... 456 00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:45,546 we actually love our boring, boring lives. 457 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,901 And we love our super busy lives. 458 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:52,070 A-And we love your lives. 459 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,404 And we love yours. 460 00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,889 -All right, then. -All right, then. 461 00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,316 Okay. 462 00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:58,892 Anyone want to play a board game? 463 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,079 Yeah, uh, actually, do you have any more of those noodles? 464 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,638 Oh, uh, we just said 465 00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,606 it was noodles to make you guys feel better. 466 00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,810 We're having eggplant parmesan with braised brussels sprouts, 467 00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:09,812 and it's fabulous. 468 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,923 -Now I am jealous. -Yeah. You guys want some? 469 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,591 Yeah. 470 00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,654 -Hey. -Hey. 471 00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:21,415 Thought you'd be down in the basement working out. 472 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,102 Isn't this usually when you pump your irons? 473 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:27,163 It's-it's actually "pump iron." 474 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:28,998 The way you say it sounds... 475 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:31,776 creepy. (mouthing) 476 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,186 Uh, honey, down in the bomb shelter, 477 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,506 alone, grunting-- it's, uh, it's pretty creepy. 478 00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:39,175 Today I was, uh... 479 00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,693 thinking about us, and... 480 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,345 you know, one of the things 481 00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,270 I really love about our relationship 482 00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,105 is I don't compete with you. 483 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,699 Uh, yeah you do. 484 00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:49,109 Yeah, the polar run, Jeopardy!, game night. 485 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,777 All right, all right, all right. 486 00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:52,204 -Uh, holding your breath, staring contests, -Okay. 487 00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,856 -flipping coins... -Okay, okay, okay. 488 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:57,042 If you want to go down that road, I could name 50 more. 489 00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:59,378 Naming contests. 490 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,380 I compete with you in games, okay? 491 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:03,290 But in our relationship, I don't. 492 00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:05,292 You're my partner, you're not my opponent. 493 00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:07,703 Okay, where's this coming from? 494 00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:09,963 Because it's sweet, but I don't have time to make dinner 495 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,408 and fool around, so... 496 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,393 I just want you to know, I-I... 497 00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,729 I know why I was being difficult. 498 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,490 I know, honey. It's your personality. 499 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:21,642 Right. 500 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,162 But it seems like every time I go to the doctor now, 501 00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,554 he's always giving me some advice 502 00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:28,073 about how to do something different... 503 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,743 because I'm getting old. 504 00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:33,245 And when I agreed with the doctor, you felt like 505 00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:36,424 I was on his team and not yours. 506 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:39,735 -Yeah. -Yeah. 507 00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:40,845 But, honey, I hope you understand 508 00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:43,030 that I am always, always on your team. 509 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,908 And you know what, I think stretching's a good idea. 510 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,576 Flexibility-- I'll give yoga a shot. 511 00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:48,686 -Really? -Yeah. 512 00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:50,579 Oh, good. Okay, all right, good. 513 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,415 -Well, then, uh, do you want to try a class with me? -Yeah. 514 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,841 -Okay. -Uh, do they have a no-farting rule? 515 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,103 Honey, it is the same rules as church. 516 00:19:58,256 --> 00:20:00,423 -(sighs) -Look, I will start dinner. 517 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,942 And then maybe afterwards, we could, uh, 518 00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,518 -do some stretches together, huh? -Great. 519 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:07,688 Uh, with or without the yoga pants? 520 00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:10,458 Does it have to be either-or? 521 00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:19,383 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. 522 00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:22,553 Look, I've been called stubborn, obstinate, 523 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,130 bull-headed. And that was just this morning. 524 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,708 Translation, to me: 525 00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:30,210 strong, consistent and reliable. 526 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,231 People talk about flexibility like it's a great quality. 527 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,975 Well, listen, Gumby is flexible. 528 00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:38,402 Would you want to rely on somebody like him? 529 00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:42,481 However you can be strong and flexible. 530 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,650 Like Simone Biles, wow. 531 00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,560 Of course, she's a little stubborn when it comes 532 00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:49,229 to not sharing gold medals with somebody else. (chuckles) 533 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,415 But like Simone sticking the landing, 534 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,900 there are times when we all need to have a little give 535 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,312 and a little flex in our knees, right? 536 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,814 For me, it's like when that bonehead passes 100 cars 537 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,407 dipping into the right turn only lane 538 00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:03,210 and tries to wedge himself in front of you. 539 00:21:03,321 --> 00:21:05,096 (exhales) Believe me, 540 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,080 I share the inflexible desire 541 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,600 to squeeze him into the approaching bridge abutment. 542 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:12,436 But just when my demolition derby blood starts flowing, 543 00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:15,422 I realize I'd be dinging my own truck. 544 00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:19,634 So I do my stretch and my mental handspring, 545 00:21:19,636 --> 00:21:21,353 and let the dude merge. 546 00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:24,340 Letting it go, flipping him off the whole way home. 547 00:21:24,358 --> 00:21:26,675 But I don't tap his bumper to make him 548 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:29,512 pull over so I can fight him. You know why? 549 00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,013 Because-- ah-- 550 00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,440 I am... flexible. 551 00:21:33,534 --> 00:21:34,867 Baxter out. 552 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,127 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 553 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:37,353 and TOYOTA. 554 00:21:37,371 --> 00:21:38,871 (chicken clucks) 555 00:21:39,023 --> 00:21:41,132 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org