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-Mmm.
-Hey.
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I really missed you today.
How was that physical?
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Oh, turns out I've got
an enlarged heart.
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What?
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Yeah, it-it's twice the size.
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It's filled with love for you.
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Oh... oh!
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I love you.
(chuckles)
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Uh, wait, your-your heart--
is-is it really enlarged?
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No, no. Dr. Clark checked me out
and I'm fine.
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Actually, the dude
looked everywhere, trust me.
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This is why I can't
make eye contact with the guy.
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And I always feel like
having a cigarette.
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-That was good, Doc.
Thanks a lot.
-(laughs)
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Well, look, I am glad
you've decided to stick around
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because, frankly, I'm too old
to start dating again.
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Although he did suggest that
I add stretching to my workouts.
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Honey... (scoffs) I have been
telling you that for years.
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And I've been telling you
this for years:
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if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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-'Cause these bad boys
ain't broke.
-Okay, all right.
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You can put Patton and Sherman
away now.
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At ease, boys.
"Oh, come on, dude!"
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All right.
(makes powering down sound)
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-You know, stretching
can be fun.
-Ehh...
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I can think of
a stretching activity
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that we could do together.
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Yeah.
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-It involves, uh, flexibility...
-Oh, yeah.
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-and different positions.
-You bet it does.
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-Heavy breathing.
-Yeah!
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A lot of sweating.
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Yeah.
All right.
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And it only takes 60 minutes.
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A bit ambitious, but I'm in.
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Yeah.
I'm talking about yoga.
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I have a class in an hour
if you want to join.
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Oh.
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As much as I'd like that, I...
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I think about
that enlarged heart and probably
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-not a good idea, it's...
-Oh, yeah.
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♪ ♪
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-Hey, honey, I'm back.
-MIKE: Oh, thank God.
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-'Cause I've been like this
for an hour.
-Oh, my God!
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I-Is it your heart?
Uh... g... What-what can I do?
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-How-how can I help you?
-Pull your phone out.
Pull your phone out.
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-I have it, I have it.
I have it.
-Okay.
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Now videotape me doing this.
199...
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(grunts) 200!
Oh. Yeah.
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Ha, ha.
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I heard you
coming down the stairs.
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I thought it was funny.
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-And your heart rate's up,
-Yeah, well...
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so you got some cardio
out of it.
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Very funny. You know, I bet
the women in my yoga class
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would love you.
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And then they'd be
hitting on me.
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How bad do you want me
to take that class?
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(laughs)
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You know, I think you would
like it if you tried it.
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Eh...
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You can't win at yoga.
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Well, you can't win
weight lifting.
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Of course not, because
I'm competing with myself.
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Who would be the winner?
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-Not everything
is about winning.
-Yeah, just the fun stuff.
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I'm just not into this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh. Well, you know
who is into it?
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Chuck.
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-Figures, Larabee.
-Yep.
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First Zumba, now this.
Anything to put tights on.
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Uh-huh. Well, he raves about it.
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He never told me about it.
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Well, gee, I wonder why.
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-Honey?
-What?
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Get out, please.
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-I just think you should
consider trying it.
-Uh, no.
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-Honey, I'm not
telling you to do it.
-I know.
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I'm just asking you
to consider it.
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Let's ask the generals.
What do you guys think?
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"Absolutely not."
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"This is about
the Battle of the Bulge."
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Okay, forget it.
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I love game night.
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We were catching up until
you guys played... what was it?
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"Quixotic."
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Which means idealistic
or impractical.
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Like playing board games when
you have a ton of work to do.
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Right. But we couldn't
play "zipple."
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Thanks for nothing,
Oxford "English" Dictionary.
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You guys, Sarah and Evelyn
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-fell asleep holding hands.
-(gasps)
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-Oh...
-Oh.
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Yeah, I took, like, 60 pics,
'cause, well, you know,
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I love to look at them
on the plane.
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Yeah, she's, uh,
going to New Mexico next week.
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Yeah, Santa Fe.
I will be staying
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at the Cactus Flower Resort
for a vendor conference.
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Which you will crush.
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And then, when you get back,
I am speaking
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at Marijuana Days
at Joshua Tree,
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which it turns out
is every day in Joshua Tree.
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Man, you guys are always
doing such cool stuff,
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flying all over the place.
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Yeah, I don't know where
you find the zipple.
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Nice try.
Still not a word.
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I don't remember the last time
I was on a plane.
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Oh, I do. You fell asleep
on my shoulder for three hours.
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Your drool mark
was heart-shaped.
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Oh.
I don't remember the last time
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-we were even in a car together.
-No.
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Well, Kyle and I tried to sit
apart on the couch last night
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to focus on a movie.
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Yeah, but it didn't work.
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We were cuddling by the end
of the opening credits.
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'Cause we're snug-aholics.
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Oh, us, too.
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We have a snuggle penciled in
for next Wednesday, right, hon?
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That's right, babe.
8:25 to 9:15,
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then a conference call
with Amsterdam.
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-Uh, we better get going.
-Yeah. I'll scoop up Sarah.
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Oh. Okay.
Uh, well...
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No, just let her-let her
sleep here.
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We can just
drop her off in the morning.
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Oh, well, that's sweet,
but no,
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we can pick her up,
we're not busy.
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Oh, yeah, tomorrow,
we've got absolutely zipple.
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No. Still no.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Could you hand me that
nine-16th wrench?
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It should be on the rag, there.
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Ah, okay.
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Here you go.
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-Ah, namaste, downward dog.
-(chuckles)
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Oh, I was wondering when
you'd find out. (chuckles)
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-Yeah, I was trying to avoid
another Zumba situation.
-Yeah.
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You said men should only dance
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when they score a touchdown.
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And even those guys
should be given a penalty
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-for that stupid stuff. (grunts)
-All right.
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So I'm doing yoga.
What do you care, man?
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Uh, well, I care
because all of a sudden
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Vanessa wants me to take yoga,
and now you're exhibit A.
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Oh. Well, you know, man,
she's right.
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You know, yoga has been great
for my flexibility,
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and I actually feel stronger.
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Stronger than who--
the 80-year-old woman
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next to you on that flat mat?
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Stronger than the cranky bastard
trying to loosen a bolt.
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I just don't think of yoga
as strength training.
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I'm-I'm lifting weights,
you're just taking orders
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from a woman named Serenity,
barking at you
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-to put your weight on one foot.
-(chuckles)
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I could stand on one foot
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-and kick your ass
with the other.
-Yeah?
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Careful, you don't have
your tights on you.
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Oh, man, if I could get some
leverage under this somehow.
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Oh, well, so much
for the weight lifting.
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You think you can do this?
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(scoffs)
Yeah, I think I could do it.
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I don't want to make it
a contest,
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but I think I can do it.
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I think I can do it
standing on one foot.
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Well... have at it.
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Oh, all right, then.
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-Ooh.
-Now, wait a minute. Hold on.
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Should I light some incense
or something?
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I don't need incense.
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Okay.
How about chanting "om"?
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Gimme an O.
Gimme an M.
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What do we got?
Om.
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Observe the power
of yoga, Baxter.
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-(straining)
-Go, go, go, go.
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Oh!
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(Mike chuckling)
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Gosh! Unh!
(groaning)
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What's the problem,
bolt too tight?
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No, no, no, no, no,
it's my back.
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That's not funny, man.
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I'm serious, it's my back.
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Oh, really?
'Cause you know what?
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That is kind of funny.
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Ow. Ow. Ow!
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-Heard you the first time.
-Okay.
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-Just give me a minute. Uh...
-All right.
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Then we can head over
to my house.
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I think I can
make it across the street.
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I don't know, it took you,
like, an hour
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to limp in from the garage.
Going across the street--
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I'll have to pack us a lunch.
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Oh, man, why does the back
have to be connected
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to so much?
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Well, think about it: the head
would look pretty stupid
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just sitting on top
of your ass.
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-(laughs) Ow!
-Whoa, whoa.
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Hey. Oh.
What happened?
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Uh, Stretch Armstrong here
pulled his back out
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working on the truck.
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Ah. Well, you want me
to go get Carol?
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Oh, no, she's at her mom's
this weekend.
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-Hmm, well, uh,
let's get some ice on it.
-Yeah.
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-Boy, backs
are the worst, right?
-Yeah, they are, man.
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Mine's good.
Mine's pretty good.
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Oh, man, you're lucky.
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Yeah, I'm just saying, you know,
mine-mine's pretty good.
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Maybe be yours is too loose.
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You know, working out.
Uh, maybe yoga--
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-maybe that's what
got your back too loose.
-Oh.
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No, uh, I-I don't think so.
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Oh, you don't know.
You don't really know, really.
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I didn't get injured
because I do yoga.
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People hurt their backs
weight lifting, too, you know.
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Yet I'm standing right here.
Look at this.
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Wow, I could do this all day.
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You know, it's a good thing
we aren't both doing yoga,
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because otherwise you'd be
taking care of two people.
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No, no, no, no, no, Vanessa,
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you don't
have to take care of me.
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W-Wait.
So, I mean, what-what
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makes you think that
I'm gonna take care of Chuck?
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-You're Vanessa--
you give a crap about people.
-Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Well, you know,
people help other people.
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Your friend hurt his back
helping you,
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Now you get to
return the favor
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and, uh, and help him.
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I don't want to help him.
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I want to get him
back to his house.
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Well, now that I think about it,
I don't think it's a good idea
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-for me to be
over there all by myself.
-VANESSA: Yeah. And, I mean,
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I wish I could help,
but, I mean,
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as you mentioned earlier,
my back...
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-ooh, it might be too loose
from all that yoga.
-CHUCK: Yeah.
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Yeah, it sounds risky to me.
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-It's more like a job
for a weight lifter.
-VANESSA: Yeah.
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Well, let me head down
to the gym and see if
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I can get anybody
what wants to help you.
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Well, I am off. I am gonna
spend the afternoon with Jen
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in Larimer Square.
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So, hey, Chuck, listen,
if you need anything,
240
00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:25,713
I mean, honestly,
anything at all...
241
00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,148
he's right there.
242
00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:31,403
Oh. Well, this is so nice
of you, Baxter.
243
00:09:31,554 --> 00:09:34,297
Hey, man, why don't you, uh,
toss me that pillow, please.
244
00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:37,967
I can, uh...
Yeah, that-that pillow, yes.
245
00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:39,469
Please. Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
246
00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:41,321
Okay, all right, now I can...
I can put this
247
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,581
under my...
Oh!
248
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,157
I don't want the shoes
on the couch, come on.
249
00:09:44,309 --> 00:09:45,308
-Here we go.
-All right, all right.
250
00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:48,587
-Ow. Ow! Ow.
-Hey, hey, easy.
251
00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:51,089
Are all Marines this tough?
252
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,053
Hey, was that kind of awkward
with Kyle and Mandy last night?
253
00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,989
(phone chimes)
254
00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:02,416
Did you really
just text me "totally"?
255
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,418
Yeah.
256
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,604
Sorry, bad habit.
257
00:10:05,755 --> 00:10:07,680
Yeah, it was
kind of weird, right?
258
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,441
Like, we were all
just hanging out,
259
00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:11,017
and then they just
got up and left.
260
00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,446
Well, we were kind of blabbing
about our successes.
261
00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:17,190
Mm, it was kind of like we were
rubbing their noses in it.
262
00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:20,510
They probably thought we were
rubbing their noses in it.
263
00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:22,603
I wish we had realized
how uncomfortable
264
00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:24,030
that must have been for them.
265
00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,958
Yeah, I mean, we get to spend
so much time together.
266
00:10:27,185 --> 00:10:29,610
They're always racing
from one place to another,
267
00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:32,355
and not even in the same car.
268
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:34,633
It's so sad.
269
00:10:34,784 --> 00:10:37,469
-They must be so unhappy.
-And there we were,
270
00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:41,139
bragging about being
snug-aholics.
271
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,533
And they're workaholics,
272
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:46,460
which isn't fun
and made-up like ours.
273
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:51,724
I think we should just play down
how good things are for us.
274
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,318
Yeah, that's not
really gonna be easy
275
00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:56,137
with the people that live
above our garage.
276
00:10:56,231 --> 00:11:00,383
We've got to make them feel
better about their own lives.
277
00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:03,887
Yeah, no matter
how sad those lives are.
278
00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:06,072
-You are so kind
and considerate.
-Aw.
279
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,666
-(phone chimes)
-Oh!
280
00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:08,574
Deal closed.
281
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,076
-(phone chimes)
-(gasps)
282
00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,061
Weekend sales hit a record.
283
00:11:12,155 --> 00:11:14,839
-Ooh, baby.
-Ah...
284
00:11:14,991 --> 00:11:16,065
(both laughing)
285
00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:18,426
That cat thinks it's people.
286
00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,015
-Got your hot tea
with three sugars.
-Oh.
287
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,833
Why don't you just eat candy?
288
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,076
(Chuck laughs)
289
00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,928
It's weird, you never
drink tea at work.
290
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,523
I drink it all the time.
It's my comfort drink.
291
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,082
I thought scotch
was your comfort drink.
292
00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:34,751
It's both.
293
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:37,112
Sometimes I mix them together.
294
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,865
For double comfort.
295
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:44,444
Man, this seems to have cooled
down since your walk over here.
296
00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:47,247
Would you mind
heating it up for me?
297
00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,708
Could have told me that
before I sat down.
298
00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:52,285
Oh, I'm sorry, man,
when you can't move yourself,
299
00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:55,104
you... lose track
of things like that.
300
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:57,215
I haven't lost track
of anything, like time?
301
00:11:57,442 --> 00:12:00,460
It's been, like,
two really irritating hours.
302
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,279
So you gonna heat this up
or not?
303
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,705
Or not.
Why don't you just drink one
304
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,299
-of the other six things
I got you?
-(sighs)
305
00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:08,059
You are really enjoying this,
aren't you?
306
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:09,285
What does that mean?
307
00:12:09,378 --> 00:12:10,711
It means that...
the best part of your day
308
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,063
was when you hurt your back.
309
00:12:12,215 --> 00:12:14,381
Wow.
Man, it-it really takes
310
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,310
a huge ego to think that
me living in agony
311
00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:20,095
is worth it to give you
a bit of a hard time.
312
00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,297
You're enjoying this.
313
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:22,815
You are having a good time.
314
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,909
Unbelievable, man.
Man, if I could move,
315
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,727
I would be so out of here.
316
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,912
If I had
a big enough wheelbarrow,
317
00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,472
I would move you out of here.
318
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,657
You would do that, too,
wouldn't you?
319
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,419
I'm just saying you waltzed in
through the garage
320
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,737
in good time, but as soon as we
want to get you to your house,
321
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,256
"Oh, my back really hurts now."
322
00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,074
Hey, man, my back stiffened up.
323
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,742
You never got me that ice.
324
00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,928
-I had a good reason for that.
-And what was that?
325
00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:45,246
I didn't want to.
326
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,413
(huffing)
327
00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:48,324
-You really are a piece of work.
-Oh, stop.
328
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,917
-You know what?
-Watch out.
329
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:52,270
Yeah, you only wanted to use
my injury for one thing.
330
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:54,847
-What?
-Getting out of doing yoga.
331
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,350
-Oh.
-The second
Vanessa walked in here,
332
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,670
you thought, "Well, oh, well,
here's an exhibit A I can use."
333
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,672
All right, I got to admit
334
00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:06,100
you know, opportunity was
knocking, I opened that door.
335
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,693
Oh, man, that's it, that's it.
336
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,270
Okay, look,
I'll get you the tea.
337
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,955
-No, no, no, man, no.
-Just sit back down.
338
00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:12,698
(grunts)
Forget the tea.
339
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,001
I am out of here.
340
00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:18,671
(Chunk grunts)
341
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,509
Pretend this is faster.
342
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,702
Hey, Ed.
343
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,461
-Hey.
-Is Chuck in yet?
344
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,055
Uh, yes and no.
345
00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:37,631
What does that mean?
346
00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:39,042
It means that he's taken this
347
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,393
muscle relaxer for his back.
348
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,303
It's making him
feel a little loopy.
349
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,306
At first it was funny,
now it's just annoying.
350
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,975
Ed Alzate!
351
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,569
Good morning.
352
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:52,497
(chuckles) Yeah, we already
saw each other, Chuck.
353
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:53,832
Right, sorry.
354
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,392
You know, these pills--
they make me a little loopy.
355
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:59,395
We already had
that discussion, Chuck.
356
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,339
-Yeah.
-If you're not feeling 100%,
357
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,249
why don't we get someone
to drive you home.
358
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,068
We talked about this, Baxter.
359
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,828
No, we didn't.
I just got here.
360
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,922
Oh, right.
361
00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:11,424
-Sorry.
-Yeah.
362
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:14,077
You know, these pills,
they make me a little...
363
00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,579
Loopy, yeah, got that.
364
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:19,357
Yeah. So are we still mad
at each other or did we make up?
365
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:20,917
I wasn't mad at you.
I just was trying
366
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,768
to get you to your house,
that's it.
367
00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:24,937
Oh, 'cause I may have
overreacted.
368
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,364
I was in a lot of pain,
369
00:14:26,591 --> 00:14:28,658
and you're hard to take
even when I feel good.
370
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,943
-Fair enough.
-Ah, mm.
371
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,871
Besides, I'm a Marine.
372
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,522
What do I care if you don't
think yoga is for real men?
373
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,450
I don't really care
who it's for.
374
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:39,452
-Oh.
-Really, it's just not for me.
375
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,437
Oh, you're embarrassed
somebody might see you
376
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,047
-in the pants.
-Yeah, right.
377
00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:44,531
You put me in yoga pants,
378
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:45,866
you put me
on The Ed Sullivan Show,
379
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,701
-Uh-huh.
-the censors would only be able
380
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,221
to see me from the waist up.
381
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,798
Okay, so what's the problem?
382
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,118
I don't need a reason. Maybe
I was just being difficult.
383
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:57,136
Fair enough.
384
00:14:57,972 --> 00:14:59,639
Good morning, Mr. Baxter,
Mr. Larabee.
385
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,958
-Hey.
-Morning, Jen, listen,
maybe you should give
386
00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,068
Mr. Larabee a ride home,
'cause he's...
387
00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:06,312
high on goofballs.
388
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,490
-Sure thing, Mr. Baxter.
-(laughing)
389
00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:12,076
Are you okay, Mr. Larabee?
390
00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:14,078
I'm fine,
my back's a little sore.
391
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:15,914
I'm just pretending to be loopy.
392
00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:17,916
It's the only way
to make a point with Baxter
393
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,492
without him fighting back.
394
00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:22,145
So you don't need a ride?
395
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,147
Mm, no thanks.
396
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,758
(clears throat)
397
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:29,485
Eddie Alzate!
398
00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,245
When'd you get in?
399
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,723
Oh, for the love
of horse biscuits.
400
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,011
See, that was just for fun.
401
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,105
(both laughing)
402
00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:49,172
Oh, hey, Kristin and Ryan
are walking over.
403
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,523
Oh, perfect.
That gives us a chance
404
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,283
to make them feel better
about their sad lives
405
00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:54,360
by making them think
that our lives suck.
406
00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,862
Great.
407
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,416
But our lives
don't really suck, right?
408
00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:02,535
Our lives are perfect.
409
00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,128
We're pretending.
410
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:07,448
I hate these plates.
411
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,949
How's that?
412
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,510
Perfect.
413
00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,045
-Okay, but remember...
-I know.
414
00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:14,955
We are the picture
of encouragement.
415
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,882
Nothing about
our super cool lives.
416
00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,476
Yes.
417
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:20,553
Oh! Door's open.
418
00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:21,962
-Yeah, hi.
-Hey, look.
419
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,314
It's Kristin and Ryan,
420
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,707
and we're home.
421
00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,800
-How great is that?
-Yeah.
422
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,635
We're always home.
423
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,229
-Snore.
-(snoring)
424
00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,490
Oh, uh, mind if I sit down
for a minute?
425
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,884
I've been going at it
since 6:00 a.m.
426
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,235
Oh, sucks.
427
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,329
Yeah, sure, yeah.
We're just making dinner.
428
00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:41,666
Again. Seems like every night
we're having dinner.
429
00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:42,983
Yeah, uh...
430
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,077
stupid old dinner.
431
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,338
Together?
Oh, that is so romantic.
432
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:49,674
Oh, it's just, what,
just a cup of noodles.
433
00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:52,176
Look at you-- trying to make
it sound like it's not
434
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,237
the most beautiful thing
in the world.
435
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,239
I guarantee you it's better than
436
00:16:56,257 --> 00:16:58,182
a bland old plate
of airplane food.
437
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,426
Ugh.
I'd rather eat the hot towel.
438
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,503
At least it's lemony.
439
00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:05,431
Wow, you sit
in the hot towel section.
440
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:09,176
Last time we got traveled,
we sat in the warm soda seats.
441
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,937
Hoping the plane would crash
442
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,514
so we'd have something
to talk about
443
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,734
when we got back
to our boring, boring lives.
444
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:20,413
Okay, clearly you don't know
how plane crashes work.
445
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,432
Um, it kind of seems like
446
00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:25,117
you might be
going out of your way
447
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,045
to make your lives seem...
448
00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:29,196
I don't know, crappy?
449
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,031
Yeah.
Like you think we're, like,
450
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,884
jealous of you or something?
451
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,627
Uhm, well, you guys
are doing the same thing.
452
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,446
You don't think we're jealous
of your lives, do you?
453
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:38,705
Kind of.
454
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,374
Well...
455
00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:42,285
sorry to disappoint you, but...
456
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:45,546
we actually love
our boring, boring lives.
457
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,901
And we love
our super busy lives.
458
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:52,070
A-And we love your lives.
459
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,404
And we love yours.
460
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,889
-All right, then.
-All right, then.
461
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,316
Okay.
462
00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:58,892
Anyone want to play
a board game?
463
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,079
Yeah, uh, actually, do you have
any more of those noodles?
464
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,638
Oh, uh, we just said
465
00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,606
it was noodles to make
you guys feel better.
466
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,810
We're having eggplant parmesan
with braised brussels sprouts,
467
00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:09,812
and it's fabulous.
468
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,923
-Now I am jealous.
-Yeah. You guys want some?
469
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,591
Yeah.
470
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,654
-Hey.
-Hey.
471
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:21,415
Thought you'd be down
in the basement working out.
472
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,102
Isn't this usually
when you pump your irons?
473
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:27,163
It's-it's actually "pump iron."
474
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:28,998
The way you say it sounds...
475
00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:31,776
creepy.
(mouthing)
476
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,186
Uh, honey,
down in the bomb shelter,
477
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,506
alone, grunting--
it's, uh, it's pretty creepy.
478
00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:39,175
Today I was, uh...
479
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,693
thinking about us, and...
480
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,345
you know, one of the things
481
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,270
I really love
about our relationship
482
00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,105
is I don't compete with you.
483
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,699
Uh, yeah you do.
484
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:49,109
Yeah, the polar run,
Jeopardy!, game night.
485
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,777
All right, all right, all right.
486
00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:52,204
-Uh, holding your breath,
staring contests,
-Okay.
487
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,856
-flipping coins...
-Okay, okay, okay.
488
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:57,042
If you want to go down that
road, I could name 50 more.
489
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:59,378
Naming contests.
490
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,380
I compete with you
in games, okay?
491
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:03,290
But in our relationship,
I don't.
492
00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:05,292
You're my partner,
you're not my opponent.
493
00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:07,703
Okay, where's this coming from?
494
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:09,963
Because it's sweet, but I don't
have time to make dinner
495
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,408
and fool around, so...
496
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,393
I just want you to know, I-I...
497
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,729
I know why I was
being difficult.
498
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,490
I know, honey.
It's your personality.
499
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:21,642
Right.
500
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,162
But it seems like every time
I go to the doctor now,
501
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,554
he's always
giving me some advice
502
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:28,073
about how to do
something different...
503
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,743
because I'm getting old.
504
00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:33,245
And when I agreed
with the doctor, you felt like
505
00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:36,424
I was on his team and not yours.
506
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:39,735
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
507
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:40,845
But, honey,
I hope you understand
508
00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:43,030
that I am always,
always on your team.
509
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,908
And you know what, I think
stretching's a good idea.
510
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,576
Flexibility--
I'll give yoga a shot.
511
00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:48,686
-Really?
-Yeah.
512
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:50,579
Oh, good.
Okay, all right, good.
513
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,415
-Well, then, uh, do you want
to try a class with me?
-Yeah.
514
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,841
-Okay.
-Uh, do they have
a no-farting rule?
515
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,103
Honey, it is
the same rules as church.
516
00:19:58,256 --> 00:20:00,423
-(sighs)
-Look, I will start dinner.
517
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,942
And then maybe afterwards,
we could, uh,
518
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,518
-do some stretches together,
huh?
-Great.
519
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:07,688
Uh, with or without
the yoga pants?
520
00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:10,458
Does it have to be either-or?
521
00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:19,383
Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man.
522
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:22,553
Look, I've been called
stubborn, obstinate,
523
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,130
bull-headed.
And that was just this morning.
524
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,708
Translation, to me:
525
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:30,210
strong, consistent and reliable.
526
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,231
People talk about flexibility
like it's a great quality.
527
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,975
Well, listen, Gumby is flexible.
528
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:38,402
Would you want to rely
on somebody like him?
529
00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:42,481
However you can be strong
and flexible.
530
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,650
Like Simone Biles, wow.
531
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,560
Of course, she's a little
stubborn when it comes
532
00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:49,229
to not sharing gold medals
with somebody else. (chuckles)
533
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,415
But like Simone
sticking the landing,
534
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,900
there are times when we all
need to have a little give
535
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,312
and a little flex
in our knees, right?
536
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,814
For me, it's like when that
bonehead passes 100 cars
537
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,407
dipping into
the right turn only lane
538
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:03,210
and tries to wedge himself
in front of you.
539
00:21:03,321 --> 00:21:05,096
(exhales) Believe me,
540
00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,080
I share the inflexible desire
541
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,600
to squeeze him into the
approaching bridge abutment.
542
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:12,436
But just when my demolition
derby blood starts flowing,
543
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:15,422
I realize I'd be dinging
my own truck.
544
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:19,634
So I do my stretch
and my mental handspring,
545
00:21:19,636 --> 00:21:21,353
and let the dude merge.
546
00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:24,340
Letting it go, flipping him off
the whole way home.
547
00:21:24,358 --> 00:21:26,675
But I don't tap his bumper
to make him
548
00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:29,512
pull over so I can fight him.
You know why?
549
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,013
Because-- ah--
550
00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,440
I am... flexible.
551
00:21:33,534 --> 00:21:34,867
Baxter out.
552
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,127
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553
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554
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555
00:21:39,023 --> 00:21:41,132
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