1 00:00:07,124 --> 00:00:09,324 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,084 When did "new and improved" come to mean 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,569 the same thing, huh? 4 00:00:12,588 --> 00:00:14,071 A lot of times, the new, improved version 5 00:00:14,131 --> 00:00:16,181 is somewhat worse than the original. 6 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:17,516 You know what I'm talking about? 7 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:20,702 How about the $600 electronic key fob 8 00:00:20,704 --> 00:00:22,337 versus the ignition key? 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,581 Because I guess this became just too much for people. 10 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:27,417 I don't even know how to turn that. 11 00:00:27,478 --> 00:00:29,528 The ignition key never left you stranded 12 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:31,530 because its tiny battery died. 13 00:00:31,723 --> 00:00:35,683 Who prefers Jefferson Starship to Jefferson Airplane? 14 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:37,185 If you knew that person, 15 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,354 could you be friends with that psychopath? 16 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:42,282 James Bond. Meh, straight downhill 17 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,376 since the late, great Sean Connery. 18 00:00:44,569 --> 00:00:46,286 On Bond's current trajectory, 19 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,380 007 will eventually be played by 20 00:00:48,573 --> 00:00:52,051 former secretary of labor Robert Reich. 21 00:00:52,244 --> 00:00:53,868 And florescent lights. 22 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,113 Who thought it was a good idea to invent lighting 23 00:00:56,173 --> 00:00:58,891 that makes you ugly no matter how good looking you are? 24 00:00:59,084 --> 00:01:00,542 God said, "Let there be light." 25 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:02,561 Tommy Edison said, "I'm on it, boss." 26 00:01:02,754 --> 00:01:04,638 We should have left it at that, right? 27 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,457 Put another way, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 28 00:01:07,559 --> 00:01:09,626 Which is why I'm taking my own advice 29 00:01:09,686 --> 00:01:12,220 and ending this perfect vlog right here. 30 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,555 Baxter out. 31 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:14,907 Hey, come on, man. Listen... 32 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:16,483 By all means, come on in, guys. 33 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,319 Sorry-sorry, Mike, but this-this couldn't wait. 34 00:01:19,471 --> 00:01:20,913 Well, it must be important. 35 00:01:21,106 --> 00:01:22,973 Let me rephrase that. Could wait, but I got bored. 36 00:01:22,991 --> 00:01:24,917 -Didn't feel like waiting. -Okay. U-Uh, E... 37 00:01:25,110 --> 00:01:26,827 -Ed's upset because... -No, no, no, no. 38 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:29,996 No, you're upset because finding a rare classic car 39 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,074 to restore is hard, because-- get this-- 40 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,426 they're rare. 41 00:01:35,787 --> 00:01:38,454 See, I like my barn finds like my steak: 42 00:01:38,549 --> 00:01:40,265 medium. 43 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:43,660 I understand. Now here's my proposal. 44 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,345 Oh, here we go. 45 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,106 Just like all successful economic plans, 46 00:01:47,257 --> 00:01:49,257 you guys need competition and incentive. 47 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,111 If this is gonna be one of these shirt versus skins things, 48 00:01:52,304 --> 00:01:54,338 I want to be shirt. 49 00:01:54,398 --> 00:01:56,740 Oh, and we want you to be. 50 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,694 So I've decided to spring for a billboard 51 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,362 for our restoration business. 52 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,289 Whoever lands the best barn find 53 00:02:04,441 --> 00:02:05,866 gets their face 50 feet tall. 54 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,962 Wow. Then you'd have to actually shrink Joe's head. 55 00:02:10,155 --> 00:02:11,538 I mean, if you want... 56 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,523 Listen, I don't care about any of this stuff. 57 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,525 When my face is on that board, Baxter, 58 00:02:15,544 --> 00:02:17,043 my eyes are gonna follow you 59 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:20,547 everywhere you go. 60 00:02:20,699 --> 00:02:23,049 I'm starting to care a little bit about it. 61 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,718 You see, now, this is what my idea 62 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:26,127 was supposed to do, huh? 63 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,372 Turn you against each other. All right. 64 00:02:28,432 --> 00:02:29,890 Iron sharpens iron, 65 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,316 -that's it. -Okay, here we go. 66 00:02:31,509 --> 00:02:33,485 Uh, you know what, I got this in the bag. 67 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,229 I used to do aerial reconnaissance back in Iraq, 68 00:02:36,382 --> 00:02:38,657 and I just got my drone back from the shop. 69 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,217 What happened to it? 70 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:42,386 Ironically, I flew it into a billboard. 71 00:02:42,446 --> 00:02:45,071 -You do have a plan, don't you? -Yeah. 72 00:02:45,224 --> 00:02:47,166 I'm thinking a machine gun turret and barbed wire 73 00:02:47,359 --> 00:02:50,836 will prevent people from coming into the office. 74 00:02:51,029 --> 00:02:53,172 ♪ ♪ 75 00:02:57,403 --> 00:03:00,070 RECEPTIONIST: Ryan, there's a Mike Baxter here to see you. 76 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,072 Oh, uh, stall him, okay? 77 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,498 I got to clean up the office. I don't want him to do that thing 78 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:06,185 -where he just barges in... -(groans) 79 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:08,687 Hello, Mike. 80 00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:10,689 Hey, buddy. Listen, I got your, uh, financials 81 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:14,175 from Bud's Buds with me and your mail-in ballot. 82 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,194 I hope it's not too late. 83 00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:16,695 Why do you have it? 84 00:03:16,888 --> 00:03:18,755 You gave it to Vanessa to give to me to mail. 85 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:20,741 She gave it to me. Here. 86 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,871 Wait. Hold up, hold up, hold up. 87 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:27,522 What do you think of, uh, the new digs? 88 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,857 The weed business certainly has changed. 89 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,601 It used to be buy your weed from a guy 90 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:33,361 you wouldn't want to be seen with. 91 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,622 Wow, that hasn't changed. 92 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,941 Check this out. 93 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:39,793 Rocky Mountains. 94 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:43,555 Here in Colorado? When did they move them here? 95 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,615 That's interesting. What is that? 96 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:47,893 Oh, uh, okay, so these are the territories. 97 00:03:48,086 --> 00:03:51,063 Red are the dispensaries, green are the grow facilities, 98 00:03:51,256 --> 00:03:53,589 and these circles are our delivery areas. 99 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:55,717 So your drivers cover this whole area? 100 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:58,386 Yeah, actually, it was my idea to overlap some delivery areas 101 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,146 -so we could have maximum coverage... -That's really fascinating. 102 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,408 Listen... you know what a barn find is, right? 103 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,486 Sure, yeah. Old car you find in a barn or backyard or whatever. 104 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,988 Yeah, exactly. 105 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,991 Could your drivers look for a barn find 106 00:04:11,143 --> 00:04:13,085 in this area while they're driving through their, 107 00:04:13,278 --> 00:04:15,812 you know, pot circles? 108 00:04:15,872 --> 00:04:17,256 Why? 109 00:04:17,449 --> 00:04:18,590 Because I asked you to. 110 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:19,925 And 'cause I brought your ballot. 111 00:04:20,118 --> 00:04:21,985 All right, sure. I'll help you out. 112 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,653 -Good. -But, uh, you know, 113 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,655 now that I'm a corporate guy... what's in it for me? 114 00:04:25,716 --> 00:04:28,325 Uh, how about this? I won't call you a commie 115 00:04:28,427 --> 00:04:30,769 -for one week. -Six months. 116 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,828 -Three. -Deal. 117 00:04:31,888 --> 00:04:33,588 -Weeks. -All right. 118 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,682 Fine. But you don't get to call me socialist 119 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,017 or snowflake, either, okay? 120 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,111 Oh, and at least one family dinner, 121 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:41,021 you have to refer to me 122 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,264 as your rock. 123 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,993 Does it have to be my family? 124 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,957 I really have to go, Mark. 125 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:55,961 Okay, girl. Dish. 126 00:04:56,154 --> 00:04:58,780 Yeah. Who's Mark? 127 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,149 Someone I am not going to talk to you about. 128 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,635 That's a dating app. She's dating someone. 129 00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:05,045 We're not dating. 130 00:05:05,197 --> 00:05:06,805 We video chatted a few times. 131 00:05:06,998 --> 00:05:09,716 Why do you feel like you have to butt in on my love life? 132 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,051 Oh, I'm sorry, Jen, 133 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,719 your what life? 134 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,539 Okay, also, when have we ever interfered? 135 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:18,058 Adam St. Cloud, Jeremy Thomas, Tyler Gross, 136 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,876 to name three. 137 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:22,154 Then... why stop now? 138 00:05:22,347 --> 00:05:24,381 When are we getting Mark over here 139 00:05:24,399 --> 00:05:25,991 so we can plan our next move? 140 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:27,217 Who's Mark? 141 00:05:27,277 --> 00:05:29,161 Oh, Jen's Internet lover. 142 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:30,720 He is not! 143 00:05:30,781 --> 00:05:33,557 -I haven't even met him yet. -MANDY: What? 144 00:05:33,658 --> 00:05:35,075 No, you have to meet him in person. 145 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,984 How do you know what he really looks like? 146 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,563 Like, what if he has three arms or a huge growth on the back 147 00:05:39,623 --> 00:05:41,155 -of his head? -What if he's... 148 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,233 just a head? 149 00:05:43,293 --> 00:05:44,568 You know, in the future, 150 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:46,753 we're all gonna be just heads. 151 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,664 Guys, leave her alone, okay? 152 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,576 You've seen The Bachelor. This is her journey. 153 00:05:52,594 --> 00:05:54,853 Sorry, Mom. You're right. 154 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,172 Psych! Like she's ever been right. 155 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,750 You guys aren't gonna drop this, are you? 156 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,176 No. Never. 157 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,087 Fine, I'll meet him! 158 00:06:04,147 --> 00:06:06,865 But only so you'll get off my back. 159 00:06:07,016 --> 00:06:08,608 (sighs) 160 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:11,611 I can't wait to tell this story at her wedding reception. 161 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,430 You are so romantic. 162 00:06:13,448 --> 00:06:15,857 I hope in the future, when we're both just heads, 163 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:20,087 -that we're on the same shelf. -(gasps softly) Oh... 164 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,790 RYAN: Perfect timing. 165 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,366 I've got some good news for you. 166 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,718 You're moving back to Canada? 167 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,053 -Oh. -Hey, hey. 168 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,037 Who wouldn't want free health care, 169 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:31,539 real maple syrup and 170 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,892 an abundance of female singer-songwriters? 171 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:37,470 Okay, so, one of my drivers said he found 172 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,139 a Shelby Cobra. 173 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,232 Shelby Cobra? 174 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:42,292 That's very rare. 175 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:43,643 Is it the original owner? 176 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:46,220 Says it's been in his family the entire time. 177 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,647 D-Does it run? 178 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,798 Mm, let me find out. 179 00:06:48,859 --> 00:06:50,742 Remember who did this for you. 180 00:06:50,935 --> 00:06:52,302 Uh, no. Sorry. 181 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,653 It does not run. 182 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,229 That's good. No, that's actually great news. 183 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,640 I can get it for a better price. 184 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,733 Forget the crack I said about Canada. 185 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,752 -KRISTIN: Hmm. -Uh, hey, you're my rock. 186 00:07:00,945 --> 00:07:02,921 No, no, no, does not count. Has to be at a dinner. 187 00:07:03,072 --> 00:07:04,739 (laughs) 188 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,741 All right, have your driver take a picture of it, okay? 189 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,653 And then get it to me, and I want to rub Joe's face in this. 190 00:07:09,713 --> 00:07:12,172 -Okay, you got it. -Hey, listen, thanks very much. 191 00:07:12,324 --> 00:07:13,506 Good job. 192 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,341 Look at that. You made my dad happy. 193 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,494 There's a first time for everything. 194 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,105 Yeah, well, get used to it, baby. 195 00:07:20,298 --> 00:07:23,275 Don't... talk like that. 196 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:25,685 Hello, Michael. 197 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,021 We're not on a first-name basis, Joe. 198 00:07:28,173 --> 00:07:29,839 Okay, Mr. Baxter. 199 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,617 I got an e-mail from an old car mechanic buddy of mine. 200 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:35,862 He told me about a car that's gonna make this face 201 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,697 billboard bound. 202 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,684 You sound like you're pretty confident of this car, Joe. 203 00:07:40,744 --> 00:07:43,536 Hey, do my cats like to sleep in my bed? (chuckles) 204 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:46,447 He sent me pictures-- it's beautiful, and... 205 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,692 the old lady's looking to sell. 206 00:07:48,752 --> 00:07:50,618 All right, let's make this a little more interesting. 207 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,305 If I win, you got to wear a collar that shocks you 208 00:07:53,498 --> 00:07:55,289 every time you walk through that door. 209 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,383 And if I win, you got to listen 210 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,127 to the entire country-western music album 211 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,388 -that I wrote and performed. -Done. 212 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,632 -Got it, got it, yeah. -Hey. 213 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,984 Uh, so, bit of bad news. 214 00:08:06,177 --> 00:08:08,228 (chuckles): But also... it's kind of funny. 215 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:09,637 What's the bad news? 216 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,472 So, my driver didn't find a Shelby Cobra, 217 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,718 he found a cobra named Shelby. 218 00:08:14,819 --> 00:08:18,054 That's... horrible news, and that's not funny. 219 00:08:18,156 --> 00:08:19,072 That's right. 220 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,224 It's hilarious! (laughs) 221 00:08:21,284 --> 00:08:23,335 I mean, I guess I just should've known better. 222 00:08:23,528 --> 00:08:24,894 This guy's the company cutup. 223 00:08:24,913 --> 00:08:26,320 He's always pulling these pranks. 224 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,565 I was pulling a prank a minute ago with Joe 225 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:30,567 (chuckles): saying that I'd listen to this country music album he wrote. 226 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:32,010 Nice try, Baxter. 227 00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:34,921 ♪ Tumbleweeds, keep a-tumblin' ♪ 228 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,424 ♪ Down the road, down the road, down the road, down the road ♪ 229 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,102 ♪ Tumbleweeds... ♪ 230 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:47,267 ♪ ♪ 231 00:08:47,419 --> 00:08:48,918 -Morning. -Hey, good morning. 232 00:08:48,937 --> 00:08:51,363 Before we get started, let me ask you a question. 233 00:08:51,556 --> 00:08:54,282 Where do you even find pink dress shirts? 234 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,018 It's salmon. 235 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,779 I don't know if you know this or not, but that's not better. 236 00:09:00,523 --> 00:09:02,374 I love our little chats about fashion, Baxter. 237 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,117 We should do this more often. 238 00:09:04,269 --> 00:09:06,436 So, how's your barn find competition coming? 239 00:09:06,496 --> 00:09:08,288 (sighs): Oh, not so great. 240 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,290 I lost my drone again. 241 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,610 -Apparently, eagles find it hot. -Huh. 242 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,220 I was hoping you'd find something. 243 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,371 Joe's got a lead, and I might have made 244 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,224 a little side bet with him. 245 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:21,134 Ah. Must be pretty bad. 246 00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:25,063 Yeah. ♪ Tumbleweed, keep stumblin'. ♪ 247 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,791 Oh, God. 248 00:09:27,851 --> 00:09:30,643 You have to listen to the album? 249 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,237 That's right. 250 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:34,555 You've got to hack his e-mail for me. 251 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,816 All the information's on there about the car, 252 00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,151 the location, the price. 253 00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:39,652 I got to know if it's the real deal, 254 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,729 whether it's worth me stealing it from him. 255 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,473 (chuckles): Ah, oh. 256 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:48,402 Oh, well, this is an interesting situation. 257 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,815 You find yourself in need of my computer expertise, 258 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:55,576 and I find myself in need of your parking spot. 259 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,987 My parking spot? What does that have to do with anything? 260 00:09:58,006 --> 00:10:01,766 -It's right next to yours. -Yes, but I like your parking spot. 261 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,585 -Okay. Take my spot. -(laughs) 262 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,846 Just hack his damn e-mail. What happened to honor? 263 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,422 Well, wait. Just to be clear. 264 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,424 Now, I get the parking spot 265 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,094 just for getting you into his work e-mail-- 266 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,096 is that correct? 267 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,764 That is correct. 268 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,524 (chuckles) All right, so... 269 00:10:18,677 --> 00:10:20,619 I'm gonna take a little break, run a few errands, 270 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,121 and I'm gonna leave this notepad which may or may not have 271 00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:26,708 a certain someone's password written on it. 272 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,633 "Mike Baxter's great." 273 00:10:34,826 --> 00:10:36,951 That's weird. 274 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,471 ♪ ♪ 275 00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:41,990 It feels so good to be inspiring young love. 276 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,549 Yeah. 277 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:45,051 I see their wedding as-as, like, an outdoor thing 278 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,387 but, like, tasteful, with canvas tents 279 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,890 and Shetland ponies wearing tuxedos. 280 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,301 I think I want to be the best man. 281 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,561 And the minister-- 282 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,564 who plays bass in the wedding band. 283 00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:01,493 Ooh, that day is gonna be exhausting. 284 00:11:01,686 --> 00:11:03,828 Hey. What are you guys talking about? 285 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:07,056 Oh, Jen's out on a real-life, in-person date with Mark. 286 00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:08,241 We made her do it. 287 00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,742 (sighs) I wish you wouldn't do that. 288 00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:12,653 Meddling in someone's love life never ends well. 289 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,899 Uh, freshman year you told Alex Irvine's mom that I had 290 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,176 the flu and I couldn't go to homecoming with her son. 291 00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:20,553 Mandy, you had the flu. 292 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,257 -Oh. Hey, how was it? -(gasps) 293 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,576 Start at the very beginning. 294 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:28,687 What was he wearing? What were you wearing? 295 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,689 Oh, that. You look cute. 296 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,283 It was terrible. 297 00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:36,269 Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. 298 00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:38,254 Uh... Look, I'm comforting Jen right now. 299 00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:39,864 I will get to you two later. 300 00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:41,424 What happened? 301 00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:45,019 He smelled. His body odor was unbearable. 302 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:48,206 He was like a rotten egg in a cabbage factory 303 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,208 on top of a sulfur mine. 304 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:55,588 Other than the smell, how was he? 305 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,882 I hope you're happy. 306 00:11:58,075 --> 00:12:03,012 Now, thanks to you, I am never gonna see Mark again. 307 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,685 To the couch. 308 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:21,222 Yeah. 309 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,241 Damn, it's a 409. 310 00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:25,994 Hello, billboard. 311 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,821 Hello, flathead. 312 00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:30,490 What are you doing in front of my car? 313 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,325 What are you doing in the back of my car? 314 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,978 Seriously, Baxter. I had to pull a lot of favors to get this tip. 315 00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:36,755 Well, maybe you should change your e-mail password 316 00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,590 to "Mike Baxter sucks." 317 00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,699 I tried that, but it's already taken. 318 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,669 Hey, where do you get off hacking my e-mail anyway? 319 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,431 Your e-mail? I'm Outdoor Man, Outdoor Man computer, 320 00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,582 Outdoor Man e-mail. Do the math, buddy. 321 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,010 Do the math. Huh? 322 00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:53,438 Can I help you boys? 323 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,589 Um, I'm sorry for intruding. I really am. 324 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,002 My name is Mike Baxter, and I restore cars just like this. 325 00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:02,188 -You know, I restore cars, also. -You'll have to forgive my dad. 326 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,073 He just repeats everything I say. 327 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,433 I understand you're looking for somebody 328 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,952 to take this off your hands. 329 00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:10,029 Well, I wouldn't sell to just anybody. 330 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,456 (chuckles) 331 00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,125 This car belonged to my late sister. 332 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,701 Okay, first of all, that man is a liar. 333 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,688 Secondly, I was best friends with your sister. 334 00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:20,114 MIKE: Knock it off. Knock it off. 335 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,026 He's never even met a woman. 336 00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:25,619 Nobody will take better care of this car than me. 337 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,046 Well, yeah, you know, 338 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,807 maybe I ought to move it off the property. 339 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,883 -There you go. -My neighbor saw 340 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,145 a Black man snooping around earlier today. 341 00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,705 Oh, but don't worry. No, no, no. 342 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:39,208 She called the police and they took him away. 343 00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:42,487 Was this man by chance wearing a-a pink shirt? 344 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,863 No. 345 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,618 No, it was definitely salmon. 346 00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,226 Maybe it's not him. 347 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:59,078 Well, he's not answering his phone. 348 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,897 Why would they arrest Chuck? He's Chuck. 349 00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:04,901 Hey, boys, how are the barn finds coming, eh? 350 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:06,569 Not a good time right now, Ed. 351 00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,829 So much for "iron sharpens iron," huh? 352 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:12,016 You know, you guys need a swift kick in the ass to win this. 353 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,242 Chuck got arrested. 354 00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,853 What for? 355 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,856 Well, most likely doing exactly what Joe and I were doing. 356 00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:19,840 We were looking at some old lady's car in her driveway. 357 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,194 I mean, why would they arrest Chuck for that and not us? 358 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,439 -Because he's Black. -What? 359 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,776 You are aware that Chuck is a Black man, right? 360 00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:33,187 I know that. I'm not an idiot. 361 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,666 In fact, he told me that the first day we met. 362 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,452 In-in confidence. 363 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,030 -It just never ends. -I know. 364 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,049 -Remember Jamal? -Yeah. 365 00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:47,368 -What happened to him? -He was an intern. 366 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,053 Said he was uncomfortable 367 00:14:49,246 --> 00:14:51,297 handing out flyers in certain neighborhoods. 368 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,633 I-I told him he was being paranoid. 369 00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:55,118 Until he was detained. 370 00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:56,953 I blame myself for that. 371 00:14:57,013 --> 00:15:00,456 Yeah, it's too bad you couldn't cure racism all by yourself, Ed. 372 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:02,291 But I should've listened to him. 373 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,976 Guys, Chuck's on his way up. 374 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,979 -Well, I am gonna get to the bottom of this. -No, no. 375 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,573 I want the name of that arresting officer. 376 00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,575 I'll have him writing speeding tickets to snowboarders 377 00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:12,485 till he retires. 378 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,953 I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna listen, 379 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,705 like you should have. 380 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,251 Hey, Baxter, I'm gonna need you to move your junker, man. 381 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,545 -You're parked in my spot. -Will do. 382 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,966 (stammers) 383 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,654 -Who told you? -So it's true? 384 00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:33,673 What the hell'd you do to get arrested? 385 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,308 Was it the pink shirt? 386 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,827 I didn't do anything. 387 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:41,255 The cops got a report of a suspicious person in the area. 388 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:46,002 I didn't have my I.D., so... they put me in handcuffs, 389 00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:48,337 took me downtown to verify my identity, 390 00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:49,689 then they let me go. 391 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,841 Well, that's crazy. I mean, I leave my house 392 00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:53,785 all the time without an I.D. 393 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,436 Really? 394 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,272 Well, what a magical world you live in. 395 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,533 Oh, please, Joe, tell me more. 396 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,185 I can't believe this happened to you. 397 00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:04,353 I mean, you're, you're Chuck. 398 00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,189 Could we give it a rest, guys? 399 00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,524 I'm just trying to understand. 400 00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,486 Yeah, and I want you to understand, man. 401 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,455 I just don't want to have to be the one 402 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:19,477 to help you process what I'm going through. 403 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,372 That's never gonna happen. 404 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,318 You're mad because this happened to me, 405 00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:31,138 but this kind of thing happens every day 406 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,399 to somebody else's Chuck. 407 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,620 I'm not the exception, I'm the rule. 408 00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:44,410 (clears throat) I'm glad I listened this time, Mikey. 409 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,062 Me, too. 410 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:52,051 And I'm really glad I don't have to listen to your album. 411 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,757 (sighs) Your mom was right all along. 412 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,351 We shouldn't have butted into Jen's business. 413 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,105 Or we didn't butt in enough. 414 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,176 Oh, I like that better. 415 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,677 We could fix this. 416 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,438 Body odor doesn't have to be a deal breaker. 417 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,590 Right. I mean, it's what the cologne industry is built on. 418 00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:17,160 Not to mention Big Soap. 419 00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,853 Oh, lookie here. 420 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,374 Jen left her computer open. Huh. 421 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,692 I wonder if Mark is on... 422 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,194 Oh, we can't do this. Are we doing this? 423 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,589 -(line ringing) -Oh, we're really doing this. 424 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,700 -(computer chimes) -Hi, Mark. 425 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,611 KYLE: Hi, buddy. 426 00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:38,297 Hi? Who are you? 427 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,391 Uh, I'm Mandy and this is Kyle. 428 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,227 Y... W-We're part of Jen's American family. 429 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,562 What's going on? 430 00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:47,807 Well, uh, this isn't easy to say, 431 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,643 so I'm just gonna do it like they do in the commercials. 432 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,571 Are you struggling with body odor? 433 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,299 Excuse me? 434 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,243 Uh, it's pretty bad, according to Jen. 435 00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,746 She says ya stink. 436 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,416 Uh, b-but we can fix that. You just need to shower more, 437 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:07,585 focusing on the parts of the body that are the smelliest. 438 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,255 Kyle, why don't you tell him how you shower? 439 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,150 I'd be delighted. 440 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,760 Stop. 441 00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:18,429 How would Jen know if I smell? I've never met her. 442 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,581 -What? -What are you doing? 443 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,810 Why are you talking to Mark? Hi, Mark. 444 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,178 He says he never met you. 445 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,847 I haven't. 446 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,424 Why did you tell these people I smell? 447 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:34,112 That guy was gonna show me how to wash. 448 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,689 Okay, funny story. 449 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,266 They kept bugging me about meeting you, 450 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,619 and you don't know them, but they're really annoying, 451 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,771 so I made up a story so they'd leave me alone. 452 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,291 We'll laugh about this later. 453 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:53,189 Mark? Mark? 454 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,966 I can't believe you called him. 455 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,783 Well, I can't believe you lied to us. 456 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,285 Yeah, and telling us he smelled. 457 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,288 And I was gonna play bass at your wedding. 458 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:04,458 Why can't you just leave me alone? 459 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,627 Don't you have jobs and a child? 460 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,963 Where does all this excess energy come from? 461 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,209 It comes from love. We love love. 462 00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:17,822 Well, I would love if you stayed out of my love! 463 00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:20,741 So you admit you love him. 464 00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,719 Well, I guess we learned a valuable lesson 465 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,223 about butting into people's romantic lives. 466 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,625 We have to be a lot sneakier. 467 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,080 MIKE (over computer): Put another way, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 468 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,841 Which is why I'm taking my own advice 469 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,844 and ending this perfect vlog right here. 470 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:41,662 Baxter out. 471 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,830 Why do you keep watching that over and over again? 472 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,350 I'm thinking about going in another direction. 473 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,020 Ah. Is this about what happened to Chuck? 474 00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,355 Yeah. I think I want to vlog about 475 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,674 what happens when you find out something is broke, 476 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,861 but you don't know how to fix it. 477 00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:59,155 Hmm. 478 00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:13,044 (computer chimes) 479 00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:14,270 Hello, Mark. 480 00:20:14,372 --> 00:20:16,697 What's with you people? 481 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,942 No, not people. I'm Vanessa. 482 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:23,946 You're not gonna show me how to wash, are you? 483 00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:26,140 'Cause that'd be cool. 484 00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:33,122 Uh, no, no. L-Look, I-I actually just, uh, wanted to apologize 485 00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:35,549 for my daughter and her husband. 486 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,461 They can't seem to mind their own business. 487 00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:41,555 Uh-huh. It can run in families. 488 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,300 Oh, no. No, no. I-I mean, I'm not meddling. 489 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:46,485 (chuckles): I-I just want to right a wrong. 490 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,472 Uh, look, y-you shouldn't cut Jen off 491 00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:51,991 just because of what Mandy and Kyle did. 492 00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,567 I'm sensitive, and I need to be 493 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,645 with somebody else who's sensitive. 494 00:20:56,664 --> 00:21:00,007 Like you obviously are for doing this. 495 00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:03,577 Uh, well, uh, that-that's sweet, 496 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,154 but we're not talking about me right now. 497 00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:06,489 We're talking about Jen. 498 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,183 We could be talking about you. 499 00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:20,444 Are you, are you hitting on me? 500 00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:21,762 (laughs) 501 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,866 Is it working... Vanessa? 502 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,603 Uh, bye-bye, Stenchy. 503 00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:33,774 Ugh. 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