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Okay, and this is from Eve.
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I had to guess on the size.
Is it too big?
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MIKE:
Not unless it's for Larabee.
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I'd love it, except...
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Marines don't wear flyboy gear.
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(no audio)
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-Ed, you're-you're muted again.
-Yeah. Yeah,
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no, yeah, you are. You got
to turn on the microphone icon.
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Neat trick.
Do that to Ryan.
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This has been so great,
you guys.
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Thanks for all the gifts.
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Is there anything that
you didn't get that you wanted?
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No. No.
I just...
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I wish we could all be together.
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Oh, honey,
we will be soon enough.
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As soon as the planet stops
trying to kill us. (chuckles)
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Technology can go kiss my ass.
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Hey, lookit there. Ed's back.
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(Chuck laughs)
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♪ ♪
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Tell your mom
I got to go by Ed's house.
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He, he can't figure out
how to turn the audio off.
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Can you imagine what we'd hear
out of that guy tonight, huh?
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Pretty funny, huh?
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I can't believe I'm bringing
a child into this world.
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Come on, come on.
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It's gonna be fine.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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-You're supposed to say that--
you're my dad.
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No, no. This is not
like the time I told you
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I loved your shrimp jambalaya.
(laughs)
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(muttering)
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It was delicious,
it really was good.
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It's just that every day
there's more bad news.
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It's scary out there.
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Well, leave it out there.
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You felt safe at
the little baby shower, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe you and Kyle
can come stay here for a while.
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Nothing can hurt you in here.
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Why is that?
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(exhales):
Well, because...
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"out there"
would have to come through me,
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and I don't see that happening.
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Do you?
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-No.
-Damn right, no.
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Well, look, if-if you're
serious about this,
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I'll talk to Kyle,
and we might take you up on it.
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I would do anything
to make you feel safe, okay?
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-Okay, then. Thank you.
-Yeah.
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That makes me feel a lot better.
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(Mike sighs)
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(Mandy sighs)
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What are you doing?
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Giving "out there"
my tough guy face.
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So it knows what
it's dealing with in here.
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-Mm.
-It won't come
through that window.
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So far, so good.
I think it's working.
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Oh, yeah.
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I am scaring the crap
out of "out there."
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If it does get in,
somehow gets in here,
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I'll just give it
some of that...
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-shrimp jambalaya.
-Hey.
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(door opens)
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Hey, Dad.
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Mom wants to know
the plan for dinner.
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Ooh. How about all of us sitting
in a leather booth
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-at Elway's Steakhouse.
-Ooh.
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Sounds nice, if we were allowed
to eat at restaurants right now.
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How about steaks at home?
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Sounds good.
Very little chance
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of seeing Elway there, though.
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This pandemic is endless.
When Kyle and I moved back in,
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it felt like it had been
going on forever,
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and now it feels like
we have forever to go.
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It's like time has stopped.
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Just like when we go
to the symphony.
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Which gives me an idea
for a vlog.
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Give me a couple minutes, okay?
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Yeah, okay.
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(Mandy groans)
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Hey. Mike Baxter
for Outdoor Man,
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where we supply you
for the primal battle
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of man versus nature.
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Now, let's face it, lately
nature's been cheating a bit.
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Airborne virus?
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That's against the rules!
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If you kill us
by windchill factor,
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avalanche, grizzly bear,
got no problem with you, nature.
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But invisible virus?
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As my buddy Chuck would say:
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"Not cool."
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I'm so confident
in America's ability to kick ass
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and quickly overcome adversity
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that I won't shave
until we get through this.
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Hey. Mike Baxter
for Outdoor Man.
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As this pandemic grinds on,
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I know you got what it takes
to overcome it: grit.
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You know, the good kind.
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Not the kind
when you bite into a...
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sandy clam.
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You know, I know we've been
through this pandemic for...
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months...
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Really?
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Uh, years?
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Decades?
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My wife is wishing
I hadn't vowed not to shave
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till this is over.
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You know what I think, people?
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I think I could play...
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(softly):
Santa Claus.
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Ah.
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Ha-ha! Clean-shaven Mike Baxter
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for Outdoor Man...
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(sighs)
with my four favorite words:
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Hallelujah, we did it!
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I'm gonna keep this short,
so you could hop on your horse
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and get on down here
for our "Nice Try, Nature" sale.
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Baxter out.
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(sighs)
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You ready, Dad?
Mom got us a table at Elway's.
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Ah, I love the sound of that.
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Grandpa!
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But I really love
the sound of that.
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Come on.
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Mom, I am not arguing with you--
I just think it's important
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to rotate out
Sarah's nap time blankets.
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Yeah, all I'm saying is that
when I was raising you girls,
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you each had a special blanket.
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Honey, remember yours? It was...
it was blue with little moons.
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You called it Moony.
(laughs)
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Do you remember
what happened to Moony?
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Uh, uh, you-you grew out of it?
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You left it
at the Pepperoni Grill.
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-I know. Okay...
-It broke my heart.
It's why I hate pepperoni.
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Girls. Girls.
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-Can I say something?
-Honey, kids are gonna lose
things all the time,
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and they get upset--
it's just, that's normal.
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Well, I'm teaching my daughter
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that she has lots
of blanket options,
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-so she doesn't emotionally
attach to one object.
-Okay, all right, hey...
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I will not have my daughter
growing up hating pepperoni.
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All right, all right.
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Unbelievable.
Did you hear that?
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Yeah. She's insane.
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She doesn't like pepperoni?
Wow.
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Once again, Mandy doesn't think
I have anything to offer her
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when it comes to being a mom.
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She act-- she acts like
nothing I did was right.
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Okay, once again, talk to her.
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Tell her what's bugging you.
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No, no.
Look, I love having them here,
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and I don't want there to seem
like I have a problem with it.
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So you're lying.
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Look, it is called "being nice."
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And if I say something
and they decide to leave,
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(sighs):
I would miss them like crazy.
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So me venting a few times a week
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-is a small price to pay.
-Yeah, it's not a small price
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since you're not the one
paying for it.
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-Do you want me to talk to her?
-No, absolutely not.
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Right. "Absolutely not"
code word for "do it"?
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No, Mike, do not.
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-I'm hearing "do it."
-No.
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I'm warning you.
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Do not say a word.
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I'm gonna have to talk to Mandy.
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-Mmm...
-Yeah, don't you love the way
the, the lavender syrup
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just laces
with the light and dark rum?
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-(chuckles)
-Yeah, it's-it's just magic.
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It's magic.
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What's that one flavor
I'm tasting?
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It's kind of like a...
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-like a penny.
-Yeah.
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That's turmeric.
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Ah...
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Oh, these new recipes
of yours, Ed.
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We got to be getting
near the end, right?
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No. Nowhere near the end.
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So glad to be sharing it
with my good friend Chuck.
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-(chuckles)
-So go ahead, now,
finish that up.
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My next concoction
will be a real doozy.
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-Oh. Okay.
-Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
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KRISTIN:
Hello? Chuck?
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-It's Kristin. Kristin!
-You don't have to go.
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Kristin!
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Hi. Uh, off to spend some time
with Evelyn.
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(quietly):
Take me with you?
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You don't even know
where we're going.
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I don't care, as long
as there's no fruity drinks.
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(chuckles)
You used to love
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having the occasional drink
with Ed after work.
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-A drink...
-Yeah.
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...used to be Scotch.
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Booze the way God
intended it to be.
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These are the kind of drinks
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tourists barf over the railing
of cruise ships.
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Come on, Chuck.
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Round two. Come on.
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(chuckles)
Two words:
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-See ya.
-Okay.
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God, what happened?
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Oh, it's a healthy snack
for Sarah that I came up with.
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Yeah. It tastes
like leafy pudding.
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(grunts)
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I'll take your word for it.
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I was just telling Mom earlier
that it's super important
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for Sarah to get her nutrients
in the first couple of years
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to build up her immune system.
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Wow. Nutrition for kids. Crazy.
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'Cause your mom used to just
feed you guys packing peanuts.
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Yeah. My mom used to feed us
candy bars and beans.
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And Popsicles, of course.
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For the fruit.
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Dad, childhood nutrition
is serious.
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Yeah. I think
your mom and I know
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a little about raising kids.
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We raised three of you.
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You know, and every now and then
it might be nice
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for you to admit that, "Hey,
you guys are being a great mom."
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Subtle.
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Look, I-I know that me and Mom
have been butting heads a lot.
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I'm really not trying
to be difficult.
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There's always friction
between the generations,
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how to raise kids.
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It's annoying,
but it's very normal.
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Yeah. My mom and grandma
used to fight
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over whether or not
I should go back to grade school
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or keep helping
my mom's boyfriend
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-with his exterminator business.
-(chuckles)
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I really hate how much
me and Mom have been...
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(imitates explosion)
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"Mom and I."
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Oh, Dad, I know.
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Everyone's
been fighting with her.
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Honey, listen.
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This is very common,
and on top of that,
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the pandemic had you guys cooped
up in this space for too long.
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Mm. Well, that's true-- I hadn't
thought about it like that.
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Yeah, believe me,
it made everybody tense.
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I mean, there's a lot of times
I'd tell your mom
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I was going to work, and,
literally, I was in the driveway
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watching soccer on my phone.
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Soccer?
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I love Mom.
I don't want to fight with her.
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Right. I-I think
all we're talking about
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is a little more consideration.
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Dad, you're right.
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Thanks. I know.
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Well, Kyle and I
should move out.
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No. No, not that.
251
00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:37,639
No. As-as long
as we're in Mom's house,
252
00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:39,550
she's gonna want to give me
her opinions,
253
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,476
and I'm gonna wind up
snapping at her.
254
00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,812
All I'm talking about
is being a little more honest
255
00:10:43,831 --> 00:10:45,313
with each other.
256
00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:47,241
Honest? How am I supposed
to explain to Mom
257
00:10:47,393 --> 00:10:49,393
that too much Mom is a problem?
258
00:10:49,453 --> 00:10:51,337
I have a little experience
in that area.
259
00:10:51,488 --> 00:10:52,396
Would you like me
to talk to her for you?
260
00:10:52,415 --> 00:10:53,839
No. Definitely not.
261
00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:56,750
What I'm hearing is
"I want you to talk to her."
262
00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:59,828
No, Dad, I love Mom too much
to hurt her feelings.
263
00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:01,572
Moving out will be best
for everyone.
264
00:11:01,674 --> 00:11:05,142
Just do not say anything
to her, okay?
265
00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:10,106
(quietly): I think I need
to talk to Vanessa.
266
00:11:16,647 --> 00:11:18,605
You're probably wondering
what I'm working on.
267
00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:21,108
-Mm. A-Actually, I'm reading.
-(sighs)
268
00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:23,518
I'd be happy to.
269
00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:27,039
It's about a plan that
I'm thinking of implementing
270
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,041
-at Outdoor Man.
-Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,101
Mm-hmm. Listen,
I-I got to thinking,
272
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,547
why am I always telling people
what to do and how to do it?
273
00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:37,699
Obviously, as the boss,
I have every right to do that.
274
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,628
But, by doing so,
am I hurting those that I love?
275
00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:45,373
(exhales) I mean
hurting those that work for me.
276
00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:47,226
Because,
when you think about it,
277
00:11:47,377 --> 00:11:50,545
isn't letting the employees
figure it out on their own
278
00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:53,290
the best way for them to be...
279
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,900
-the mother of their own ideas?
-(sighs)
280
00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:57,461
What did you do?
281
00:11:58,114 --> 00:11:59,329
-Mandy wants to move out.
-(sighs)
282
00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:00,573
You talked to her?
283
00:12:00,742 --> 00:12:02,742
She thinks
you're fighting all the time
284
00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:05,077
-because she can't get away
from your constant...
-(sighs)
285
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,413
helpfulness.
286
00:12:07,606 --> 00:12:10,440
Look, I-I do that out of love.
287
00:12:10,534 --> 00:12:12,142
You don't need to convince me.
288
00:12:12,244 --> 00:12:14,587
You're full of love.
289
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:19,074
I can't believe you talked
to her after I asked you not to.
290
00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,318
Honey...
291
00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:23,337
let's not look backwards.
292
00:12:23,489 --> 00:12:25,413
Let's look forwards.
293
00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:28,842
To the part where you say,
"I'm gonna try to be less...
294
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:30,160
helpful."
295
00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:31,512
Look, I...
296
00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:33,497
I hate
that she and I argue so much.
297
00:12:33,557 --> 00:12:35,107
I really do.
298
00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:36,275
Well, so does she.
299
00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:38,110
As does the innocent victim.
300
00:12:38,303 --> 00:12:41,280
Me. I hate it the most.
301
00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:44,283
Mandy is a good mom.
302
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:45,934
And she,
303
00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:50,105
she deserves the chance
to parent the way she wants.
304
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,291
And you are amazing.
305
00:12:52,484 --> 00:12:54,109
-Well...
-Really amazing.
306
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,962
Listen, I'm gonna take
that information
307
00:12:57,114 --> 00:12:59,706
and I'm gonna go tell Mandy
that you are going to back off
308
00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:02,676
-a little bit, all right?
-No, I think
they should move out.
309
00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:06,472
No.
(stammers)
310
00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:09,049
That-That's not a good--
Nobody wants that.
311
00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:10,868
What?
What are you talking about?
312
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:13,646
Look, every night you say,
"This entire situation
313
00:13:13,839 --> 00:13:16,390
is a giant pain in my ass."
314
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,042
(chuckles softly)
Wow. First off,
315
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,877
-that's a terrible impression
of me.
-Well...
316
00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:23,213
And, second off, it is a...
big pain in my ass.
317
00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:24,824
Mm-hmm.
318
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:29,495
But I, uh... I told Mandy
that I was going to protect her.
319
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:32,814
And for you to do that,
she has to stay in here?
320
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:36,669
-Y-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, generally.
-Aw.
321
00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,229
You know what?
322
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:42,232
You are a great dad,
Mike Baxter.
323
00:13:42,293 --> 00:13:45,094
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
324
00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:47,162
Okay, listen,
325
00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:49,573
if-if you really want them
to stay,
326
00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:54,244
then I will tell Mandy
that I will try to be less...
327
00:13:54,305 --> 00:13:56,430
-Helpful.
-...helpful.
328
00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,932
But you-- This is b-- this...
329
00:13:59,026 --> 00:14:01,777
No, no, no, no. (mutters)
330
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,104
(sighs)
331
00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:07,408
I like
the sensitive Mike Baxter.
332
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,426
(sighs)
333
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,704
He... he gives me the creeps.
334
00:14:11,897 --> 00:14:13,747
(laughs)
335
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:19,861
You know, the Blue Hawaii
was invented at a hotel
336
00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:22,214
in Waikiki in 1957.
337
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:23,883
-1957?
-Yeah.
338
00:14:24,076 --> 00:14:26,051
-Not to be confused
with the Blue Hawaiian.
-Mm.
339
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,612
(mutters)
So I made both.
340
00:14:28,672 --> 00:14:29,972
Ah.
341
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,707
No.
342
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,059
What?
343
00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:35,895
I can't do this anymore, Ed.
I'm done.
344
00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:39,047
Wait a minute. Wait, y-you're
not happy with our happy hour?
345
00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:40,807
I was at first, but...
346
00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:42,960
this has gone on too long.
347
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:46,071
I hate blender drinks.
348
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:47,722
I'm getting zits, Ed.
349
00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:49,057
Zits.
350
00:14:49,118 --> 00:14:51,577
I haven't had zits
since high school!
351
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:54,229
Sounds like-like
you really hate it.
352
00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:56,731
I passed hate
a long time ago, Ed.
353
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,584
I'm in hell.
354
00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:00,644
Ah.
355
00:15:00,746 --> 00:15:01,478
Good.
356
00:15:01,538 --> 00:15:03,238
Then we're even.
357
00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:04,648
Wait, we're...
358
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,166
We're even? For what?
359
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,502
Mm-hmm. For making me stand
in my front yard
360
00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:12,506
waving to an endless line
of cars.
361
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,509
This is because
of the quarantine caravan
362
00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:17,344
I organized for your birthday?
363
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,179
Mm-hmm.
For Bonnie's birthday
364
00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:20,681
and Mother's Day
365
00:15:20,775 --> 00:15:21,923
and Arbor Day.
366
00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:23,834
Arbor Day, for God's sake?
367
00:15:24,612 --> 00:15:26,503
Look, you-you-you love trees.
368
00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:29,690
Yes, I do. What I don't love
is traffic in front of my house.
369
00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:33,010
And signs and well-wishing
and... (mutters)
370
00:15:33,112 --> 00:15:34,678
But, um...
371
00:15:34,738 --> 00:15:37,772
during the quarantine,
I read that elderly people
372
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,775
were getting lonely,
all cooped up in their houses.
373
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:44,204
I live in an 8,500-square-foot
Mediterranean
374
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,689
with a man-made lake.
375
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:48,467
-You think I feel cooped up?
-Huh.
376
00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:51,695
-Now that you mention it, no.
-Mm-hmm.
377
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:55,215
But if you didn't like it,
why didn't you tell me?
378
00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:56,700
The same reason
you couldn't tell me
379
00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:58,293
you didn't like the drinks.
380
00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,145
(chuckles) The reason why
I couldn't tell you, Ed,
381
00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:02,039
is because you're my boss.
382
00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:03,983
And when my boss
offers me a gift,
383
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:06,043
I can't tell him I hate it.
384
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,152
Your boss?
385
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:09,396
We're friends, Chuck.
386
00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:13,141
That's why I'm so comfortable
busting your bongos.
387
00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:14,976
Okay.
388
00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:16,720
Thanks.
389
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,539
And?
390
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,333
And if...
391
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,076
there's another pandemic...
392
00:16:23,212 --> 00:16:24,745
Oh, God forbid.
393
00:16:24,897 --> 00:16:26,171
...God forbid,
394
00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:29,416
I won't organize
another drive-by waving party.
395
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:31,401
That's what I wanted
to hear, huh?
396
00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:33,904
And I'll never make you ingest
another one of these.
397
00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:35,180
Hey, I'll drink to that.
398
00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:36,515
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're-they're awful.
399
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,666
I'll pour us a real drink,
a Scotch.
400
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,728
And do me a favor--
would you dump those out
401
00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:43,004
in that plant
where you dumped the others?
402
00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:44,189
Would you do that?
403
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:48,176
Mm, I can't do that, Ed.
The plant died.
404
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:49,936
It was a suicide.
405
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:51,739
Ah.
406
00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,609
I'll look.
407
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:59,263
Nope. No monsters under there.
408
00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:00,539
But what if they come later?
409
00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:02,875
-They won't.
-But what if they do?
410
00:17:03,044 --> 00:17:04,618
Um, if they do,
411
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:06,436
I will scare them away
like this...
412
00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:07,771
(giggles):
Okay.
413
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:09,289
(Mandy chuckles)
414
00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,275
♪ Night night, baby ♪
415
00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:13,576
♪ The sun has set ♪
416
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:16,204
♪ Sleep right, angel ♪
417
00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:18,298
♪ Don't you fret ♪
418
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,616
♪ Listen to this song ♪
419
00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:22,144
♪ No need to sing along... ♪
420
00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:31,144
I heard you singing
the "Night Night" song to Sarah.
421
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,147
Yeah. Baxter fam tradition.
422
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,816
Bet it brought back
some memories.
423
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,242
Oh, it sure did.
424
00:17:37,411 --> 00:17:39,953
How much I hate that song.
425
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:43,490
All 12 damn verses of it.
426
00:17:43,642 --> 00:17:45,642
Well, personally,
I always preferred your version.
427
00:17:45,702 --> 00:17:48,069
BOTH:
♪ Night night,
turn out the light ♪
428
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,506
♪ Now get the hell to bed. ♪
429
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:52,907
Yep.
430
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,818
Seven seconds.
Perfect song.
431
00:17:54,837 --> 00:17:56,153
(chuckles)
432
00:17:56,171 --> 00:17:57,579
Sarah's a little young
for that one.
433
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,006
We're still in
the checking-for-monsters phase.
434
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:02,267
I like that stage.
435
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,344
When a kid really believes
436
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:06,772
that you can protect them
from monsters.
437
00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:08,423
Definitely.
438
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:11,985
It's hard giving up that feeling
that you're a superhero.
439
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,671
Yeah, but...
440
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:17,116
you know you're always gonna be
my superhero, right?
441
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:19,359
You don't need one.
(sniffs)
442
00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:21,511
Well, monsters
don't scare me anymore, okay?
443
00:18:21,613 --> 00:18:23,622
And I'm not letting 'em get
to my kid.
444
00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:26,608
I learned that
from an old superhero I know.
445
00:18:26,669 --> 00:18:29,962
-That's very sweet of you.
-Mm.
446
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:32,022
"Old"?
447
00:18:32,082 --> 00:18:34,424
Wise?
448
00:18:36,303 --> 00:18:38,637
You okay moving back home?
449
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:39,880
(inhales)
450
00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:41,623
Yes, I am.
451
00:18:42,309 --> 00:18:44,017
Are you okay with it?
452
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:48,313
I really liked having you here.
453
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,774
It's been great.
454
00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:54,653
Thanks for scaring away
the monsters, Dad.
455
00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:56,530
Mm.
456
00:18:58,742 --> 00:19:00,409
Dad?
457
00:19:02,613 --> 00:19:04,571
♪ Night night,
turn out the light ♪
458
00:19:04,723 --> 00:19:07,082
♪ Now get the hell to bed. ♪
459
00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,325
(laughing)
460
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,919
I am so happy we're having
these Sunday dinners again.
461
00:19:19,071 --> 00:19:20,846
Yeah. I can't believe
I used to bail out of these
462
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:24,666
to go watch a football game
in the living room. (sighs)
463
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:27,168
Which reminds me, I have
a phone call in the living room
464
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:29,246
-in ten minutes.
-(Chuck laughs)
465
00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:31,339
Hey. Thanks for having me over,
Baxters.
466
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:32,858
And, uh, remember,
467
00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:34,842
-we got ten dollars
on that call.
-Yep.
468
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:37,646
-See you, Kris, Ryan.
-Bye!
-Bye!
469
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,514
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
You're supposed to be holding on
470
00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:41,182
to that for Sarah. You're
not supposed to be wearing it.
471
00:19:41,243 --> 00:19:42,759
Well...
(sighs)
472
00:19:42,778 --> 00:19:44,277
I'm breaking it in for her.
(chuckles)
473
00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:48,022
And, uh, don't tell any Marines
I've been wearing this.
474
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,376
-It's just so cozy.
-VANESSA: Yeah.
475
00:19:52,663 --> 00:19:54,529
-Bye.
-Bye, Chuck. See you later.
476
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:57,274
Okay, the girls are asleep.
477
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:59,534
-And so was Kyle.
-Yeah.
478
00:19:59,595 --> 00:20:01,611
There's just something
about that big red dog
479
00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,705
that knocks me out.
480
00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:06,207
All right.
I got to go teach Bible study.
481
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:07,375
Anybody want to go?
482
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:10,729
(singsongy):
Leviticus.
483
00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:11,972
No?
484
00:20:12,124 --> 00:20:13,473
All right, next week it is.
485
00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:15,883
Well, I am gonna go check
on my grandbabies.
486
00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:17,736
And, don't worry,
I'm not gonna wake them up.
487
00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:21,531
No, you won't,
because we are going with you.
488
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:44,004
It's so weird
that they call this football.
489
00:20:44,156 --> 00:20:45,505
I mean, soccer is football.
490
00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:47,749
You know, they should call this
"throwing ball."
491
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:51,353
Oh, or-or "throwing
and running ball."
492
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,606
One thing I loved
about the pandemic,
493
00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:56,666
if you didn't want to talk
to somebody,
494
00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:59,836
you would just say
the Wi-Fi is getting wonky.
495
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,689
Did you actually do that?
496
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,691
(chuckling)
497
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:05,617
What?
498
00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,177
Didn't quite hear you.
499
00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:09,121
I said,
did you actually do that?
500
00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:11,364
No, you're breaking up.
Somehow, your-your signal--
501
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,183
You know what I'm gonna do?
502
00:21:13,243 --> 00:21:14,626
Um, if you can hear me,
503
00:21:14,819 --> 00:21:17,945
what I'm gonna do
is reset my router!
504
00:21:18,674 --> 00:21:20,206
It's-it's in here!
It's in the--
505
00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:23,135
I'll be in the den!
506
00:21:24,829 --> 00:21:26,379
Ah.
507
00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:27,806
Soccer.
508
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:29,866
The real fútbol.
509
00:21:29,885 --> 00:21:30,809
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510
00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:32,144
and TOYOTA.
511
00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:34,128
(chicken clucks)
512
00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:36,315
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