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Nothing like an ice-cold beer
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- after a job well done.
- Yeah.
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You know, the Brits
like their beer warm...
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and their cars are cruddy.
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- I wonder if there's a connection.
- Ah.
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They get a pass.
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- They gave me Adele.
- Heh.
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You know, man, thanks to us,
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this Corvair is as good as it was
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when it rolled off the
assembly line in 1963.
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- Actually...
- Yes!
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... better. Huh?
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- Ported and polished heads.
- Mm-hmm.
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- This baby's an animal.
- Mm.
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A slow, stupid little animal.
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But still fast enough to
roll over on Ralph Nader.
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You know, that buyer Joe found for me
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is gonna be really happy.
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That's 'cause he's
done dealing with Joe.
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- Mm.
- "Done dealing with Joe".
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You add a pickup truck to
that, that's a country song.
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Got to admit, this...
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- was a pretty good time.
- Yeah, why is it we don't argue
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when we're working on a car?
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'Cause all we say is, "Give me a beer",
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"You need a beer?" "We
got to get more beer".
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I almost wish there was
something wrong with my truck
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so we could have a
project for next weekend.
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Easily done. I'll take a screwdriver
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and poke a hole in your radiator.
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That's the best spaghetti
you've ever made.
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I licked my plate clean.
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My tongue marks have actually
turned this into a painting.
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Look. A sailboat.
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Okay, well, what do you know?
I'm married to Jackson Pol-lick.
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Heh-heh.
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Great food, bad puns...
our marriage in a nutshell.
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You know, working on cars always
puts you in such a great mood.
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Or maybe it's just being
trapped in the garage
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with all those noxious fumes.
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Well, nothing like a
CO2 and benzene cocktail.
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Actually, working with Chuck
had a lot to do with it.
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- Hey, whoa, whoa. Wow.
- Ooh.
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I thought you always wanted
to be alone with your cars.
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You put an engine between Chuck and I,
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it turns out... he's a lot of fun.
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Look at you... enjoying
the company of humans.
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Yeah, all right, just one guy,
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and don't forget the benzene fumes.
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I think this is a very
healthy change for you.
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You know, as men age,
strong social connections
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can help them live longer.
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Ah. Look at you... wanting me to live.
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Yeah.
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But I think I figured out a way
to add more of this to my life.
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- Oh, I like that.
- I'm thinking of having
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a side business flipping
classic cars with Chuck.
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I'm liking it less.
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The expansion at Outdoor
Man has calmed down.
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The kids are out of the house.
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You want me to live longer.
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Yeah, okay, but, you know,
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you've always found
working on cars to be fun.
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You need the escape. It might ruin it
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- if you make it all about money.
- More money?
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What would we do with more money?
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We could add a second
wine cellar to the yacht.
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A cellar? Oh, I'd give anything
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just to live in one!
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Be gone, you little ragamuffin!
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And take the mice with you. Get out.
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Okay, all right, all right.
Look I'm just saying,
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you've had two great loves of your life:
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the outdoors and classic cars.
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You're a solid number three, Lovey.
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Wow. I finally edged out Elway.
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Oh, I forgot about Elway.
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Listen, you-you've turned
your love of the outdoors
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into a business, which...
which you still find fun.
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But-but admit it, I mean,
it can be kind of stressful.
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And I'd hate to see that happen
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- with you and cars.
- All right, all right.
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I can still keep it
fun. I will keep it...
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And haven't you read that
being married to a man
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that's having fun helps
aging women live longer?
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No, no, no.
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But I did read that men
who call their wives "aging"
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tend to die suddenly. Yep.
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What are you doing?
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We're gonna get lunch as
soon as Mom and Jen get here.
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Tell that to the beast baby within.
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Why would you not have cocktail onions?
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Ooh.
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Hi. Oh, what's with the boxes?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Your mom and I are porch pirates.
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- Arr!
- All right, she's kidding.
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Look, I brought you the stuff
you left in the basement.
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Please tell me she left some
cocktail onions down there.
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They don't show this
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in the joyful pregnancy
test commercials.
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Well, thanks for bringing my stuff.
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Did you also bring the mannequin?
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Oh, I'll bring it by tomorrow.
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Your dad's been using it to
drive in the carpool lane.
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Hey, Mandy, what's this?
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Oh, that's our chore list.
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Uh, since we have our own place,
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Kyle and I decided to
split the housework.
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My parents had a chore list.
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I kept adding: "Let Jen
watch Magic Mike".
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Oh, but no dice.
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Men taking off their clothes. Big deal.
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Show me a man putting
away the clean dishes...
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Whoa. Who's chore is it
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to take out the recycling, huh?
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Oh, technically me, but
you can just leave it.
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Kyle will take care of it.
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Honey, I hope you're not making
Kyle do all your chores.
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No. He likes it.
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I-I just wait a little bit,
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and he steps in and he does it for me.
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He's so sweet.
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You're taking advantage of him.
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Why are you surprised, Mom?
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She did the same thing to me growing up.
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And then you both did the same
thing to me when I got here.
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And we loved you for it.
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The difference is that
Kyle likes doing it, okay?
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I-I'm just letting him
do what he likes to do
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by not doing what I don't like to do.
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I know English is my second language,
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but that sounds like a load of crap.
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It's just like with the boxes.
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You know, I left them in the
basement, he brought them to me,
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everyone's happy.
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Mandy, this is important. You...
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Can we go? You can run
her life at the diner.
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Okay? Come on, let's go.
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- Larabee.
- Huh?
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Get in my office. I want to talk to you.
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I want to talk to you, too,
but I was gonna be polite.
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What's up?
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Listen, we both liked
working on that Corvair.
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Okay. Don't worry, Baxter.
I saw you having fun.
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I won't tell anybody.
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Look at this website... classic cars.
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- Ah.
- What do you say we buy one of these,
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fix it up, use the profits
to build another one?
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Man, that's funny, man. I was thinking
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about turning this into a business, too.
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No, like a side business... just
two guys funding their hobby.
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It'll be fun.
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Fun is my middle name.
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I think you told me it was Marion.
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I share too much when
I'm working on cars.
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But what if it wasn't just two guys?
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Damn, I-I'm barely
able to work with you.
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I don't think I could work
with another guy. I can't do...
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What the... ?
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Hey, Chuck.
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You tell this numbskull we
might let him work with us?
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Charles Marion Larabee...
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what have you done?
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You invited Joe in on this,
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the most annoying guy
in the world? What...
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- Gilbert Gottfried was busy?
- Okay, okay.
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Joe, Joe, c-could you
give us a second, man?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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I'm back.
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I'm just kidding. Look,
take all the time you want.
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Remember... we don't need Baxter.
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Really? Joe?
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I wanted to keep this fun and simple.
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Joe? Just simple.
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I know he's annoying,
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but he's connected with
gearheads all over town,
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and he's a very, very good mechanic.
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All that would be great
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if it weren't Joe.
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Since Joe set me up
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with the guy who bought the Corvair,
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technically, he's the one that
got this whole ball rolling.
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Guy drives me nuts.
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I can't-I can't do it. I can't. I'm...
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Hey, guy, you don't want to
work with me, that's fine.
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Okay?
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I'll tell my friend who was looking
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for a '68 Mustang Fastback
to find somebody else.
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- '68 Fastback?
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, he wants to drop
a 428 Cobra Jet in it.
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I-I'm gonna regret this.
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All right, Joe, you're in.
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Yeah.
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You said "urine".
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Regret, regret...
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regret.
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Oh!
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- Hey, Mrs. B.
- Hi, Kyle.
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Sorry, I'm just dropping
that off for Mandy.
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There's a guy who sits in Mr. B's truck
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who has the same hat.
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Thanks for bringing this by.
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Hey, and I can walk you back down.
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I'm getting ready to take
out the recycling anyway.
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Oh. Right. Uh, look, Kyle,
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I saw the, uh, the chore list
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that-that you and Mandy
put up on the refrigerator.
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Um, I could have sworn that
recycling was Mandy's job.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, it is, but,
you know, it's been piling up.
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And, uh, and I don't mind.
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Besides, I... I love the clinkety-clank
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of the recycling bag being
carried down the steps.
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Yeah, small pleasures.
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Uh, so, Kyle, uh,
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do-do you end up doing
a lot of her chores?
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I guess so. She forgets a lot.
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But... I like doing things for her.
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Yeah. Well, just curious...
I mean, how-how many
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of her chores does she actually do?
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Well, uh...
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she doesn't do the laundry.
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But she does leave it all
over the bedroom floor.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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That way I don't have
to go looking for it.
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And, uh, she didn't clean the kitchen.
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But she did sweep once.
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But that's just because
she broke a glass.
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It... Well, I guess it
really wasn't sweeping
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as much as it was just kicking
the pieces under the stove.
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Uh, Kyle, I...
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I don't want to insert
myself into your marriage...
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But?
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Well, since you ask. Uh...
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Look, Mandy is using you,
and-and it has to stop.
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You think she's ignoring
her chores on purpose?
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Does recycling go clickety-clank?
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Look, look,
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if Mandy's gonna do her fair share,
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you-you have to stop
doing her chores for her.
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Yeah, but she's so
tall and pretty, so...
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Oh, yeah, well, that is a factor.
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Look...
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but over time, Kyle,
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you might end up resenting Mandy,
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and resentments pile up,
much like your recycling.
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All right.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll put it
all back the way it was.
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But it is gonna take forever
to un-crush all these cans.
251
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,175
Listen. Okay, Joe, where are
we gonna get this '68 Mustang?
252
00:11:05,176 --> 00:11:06,800
Yeah, my buddy had one of those, man.
253
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,601
It was a total chick magnet.
254
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,270
Yeah, my friend can't afford it anymore.
255
00:11:10,271 --> 00:11:12,639
- Why?
- Ah, the idiot's getting a divorce.
256
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,300
Well, maybe his wife wants it.
257
00:11:14,301 --> 00:11:16,342
Tell her it's a chick magnet.
258
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,431
How'd you know that's why
he's getting a divorce?
259
00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:24,984
Okay, so, we need another
buyer. Um, uh, okay,
260
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,188
my brother-in-law always
wanted a '67 Valiant.
261
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,323
Keep looking.
262
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:31,925
A '67 Valiant?
263
00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:35,161
That went out of style in '66.
264
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,028
Hey, how 'bout a Karmann Ghia?
265
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,331
A little sports car could be nice.
266
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:39,766
We just finished a Corvair, man.
267
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,493
I want something with a
little more meat on its bones.
268
00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:43,269
Okay, okay, okay. I'm
sensing a problem here.
269
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,210
See, we couldn't agree
on a-a business name,
270
00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:48,374
a logo or the best James Bond.
271
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,643
The answer's obvious.
272
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,045
Timothy Dalton.
273
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,516
This is exactly why we need
to put someone in charge.
274
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,785
You know, to make decisions.
275
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,186
Oh, not me. I-I...
276
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,788
Too much stress on me.
I don't want to do it.
277
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:05,125
Well, that only leaves one person.
278
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:06,459
Joe.
279
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,294
Joe?
280
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,662
I hope you mean Joe Biden,
281
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,631
'cause I'd hate that a little bit less.
282
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,466
Come on, guys. I can handle it.
283
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,903
Hey, you try putting six cats
on the same feeding schedule.
284
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,906
Listen, Joe may not know science,
285
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,142
history, logic...
286
00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:24,043
grammar or social cues...
287
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,248
... but he does know cars.
288
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:31,851
Come on, guys. I got motor
oil in my veins, all right?
289
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,487
I-It's really just
high cholesterol, but...
290
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,924
Look, fine. Have at it. It's yours.
291
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,926
As Goldfinger said so aptly,
292
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,027
"No, Mr. Bond.
293
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,662
I expect you to die".
294
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,532
Hang on.
295
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:48,368
If I'm the boss, there's gonna
be some changes here, okay?
296
00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:51,472
First, we're all getting satin jackets.
297
00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:55,875
I'm not wearing a satin jacket.
298
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,611
We're not gonna wear 'em.
299
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:02,248
And, second, I'd like
to be addressed as "sir".
300
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,642
Come on, Joe.
301
00:13:03,643 --> 00:13:05,251
We're all in this to have fun.
302
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,877
Whoa, whoa, what's with this "Joe"?
303
00:13:06,878 --> 00:13:09,222
I think the word you're
looking for is "sir".
304
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,225
It's not the word I'm looking for.
305
00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:25,643
Mike, why is Joe wearing a tie?
306
00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:27,311
Because, technically,
307
00:13:27,312 --> 00:13:29,947
he's the boss of our new endeavor.
308
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:33,017
Why is it a Christmas tie?
309
00:13:33,018 --> 00:13:34,952
He's probably just got the one,
310
00:13:34,953 --> 00:13:38,222
and he wants to make sure
everybody knows who's in charge.
311
00:13:38,223 --> 00:13:39,724
Ah, leadership.
312
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:41,159
Yeah, it's a heady cocktail.
313
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,394
Long hours, lazy workers, huh?
314
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:47,065
I miss it.
315
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:48,900
I just want to work on cars, right?
316
00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:50,902
I don't want to take orders from Joe.
317
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:53,671
I'm not one of his cats.
318
00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:55,573
You know, when you're the boss,
319
00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:56,908
Joe's a pain in your ass,
320
00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:59,544
so why don't you return the favor?
321
00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:01,345
Well, how would that help anybody?
322
00:14:01,346 --> 00:14:04,215
Well, you like to annoy people, right?
323
00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:07,385
Sure. Who doesn't?
324
00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,088
The nice.
325
00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:11,522
And since you're not,
326
00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:14,659
this might be a good way to
put the fun back into this.
327
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,894
I like it.
328
00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:19,330
It's better than my murder plan.
329
00:14:19,331 --> 00:14:21,432
- That requires an alibi.
- Well...
330
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,365
This a good time for a meeting, Baxter?
331
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,768
Doesn't matter. A good time
is when the boss says it is.
332
00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:28,003
And, right now, he ain't the boss.
333
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,539
Happy holidays.
334
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,043
Sure, a good time for a
meeting. This is great.
335
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:35,778
I'm here to serve, boss.
336
00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:38,047
Oh. Well, you got a new attitude.
337
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:40,783
That's scary.
338
00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:43,218
Now, I looked up how to
start a business, okay?
339
00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:44,420
And we need a website
340
00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:46,021
- and a license.
- Whoa.
341
00:14:46,022 --> 00:14:48,023
That's a... that's a
lot of business jargon.
342
00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:50,292
Can you dumb that down a little bit?
343
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,394
Well, there's a lot to do. Uh, Chuck,
344
00:14:52,395 --> 00:14:54,396
- you're in computers...
- You just said "urine".
345
00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:56,265
He said "urine".
346
00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:57,600
Can we cut the chitchat?
347
00:14:57,601 --> 00:14:59,117
I'm trying to run a meeting here.
348
00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:01,036
Well, I guess I could take
a crack at the website.
349
00:15:01,037 --> 00:15:02,605
You just said "crack".
350
00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:08,644
If you're looking for cocktail onions,
351
00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:10,145
they're in the pantry.
352
00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:13,048
Don't even say those words to me.
353
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:15,451
We went to three stores
to find the kind you like.
354
00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:16,952
We thought you had a craving.
355
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,053
That was then.
356
00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:20,723
Today, I'm feeling a brick of feta.
357
00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:23,069
You broke my husband.
358
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,060
Oh, Mandy, you know what,
you were tricking him.
359
00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:26,261
It's not healthy.
360
00:15:26,262 --> 00:15:29,732
Screw healthy. We were happy.
361
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,834
That's because Kyle is always happy.
362
00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:34,103
Yeah, well, that's one of
the reasons I married him.
363
00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:37,106
I don't have to work to make him happy.
364
00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:39,074
He came that way.
365
00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:43,245
Are you eating olives and whipped cream?
366
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,813
What am I supposed to do?
367
00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,582
There's no feta!
368
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:51,153
Anyway, thanks a lot, Mom.
369
00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:52,755
Now I have to do my laundry,
370
00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:54,957
and some slob left
it all over the floor.
371
00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,961
Mandy, remember I told you
372
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:00,863
my parents had a chore list also?
373
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:02,831
Yeah, yeah. That's
because, in every culture,
374
00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:05,720
marriage is about work and
shared responsibilities.
375
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:07,512
I mean, that's-that's
what you were gonna say.
376
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:08,671
Right, Jen?
377
00:16:08,672 --> 00:16:10,639
No.
378
00:16:12,108 --> 00:16:13,842
My mother loved flowers.
379
00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:15,611
She grew roses in her garden.
380
00:16:15,612 --> 00:16:17,846
And even though my father
didn't care about flowers,
381
00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:19,448
he had to prune them and clip one
382
00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:21,283
for the dinner table every night.
383
00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:23,952
After my mother died,
384
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:26,622
my father continued
to maintain her garden.
385
00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:30,125
So I asked him why he
still did this chore.
386
00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:31,293
And he said,
387
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,195
"It was never a chore.
388
00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:35,297
It was my gift to your mother.
389
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,900
And now that she's gone, I
can still give her this gift.
390
00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:40,335
It keeps her close to me".
391
00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:44,907
I know I'm really hormonal,
392
00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:47,643
but we're all about to
burst into tears, right?
393
00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:50,312
That was beautiful.
394
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,714
Oh, my God.
395
00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:53,882
I'm gonna go home and give Kyle the gift
396
00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:56,185
of actually doing my chores.
397
00:16:58,421 --> 00:17:01,090
S-So, Jen,
398
00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:02,424
when you do chores for me,
399
00:17:02,425 --> 00:17:04,393
do you consider it a gift?
400
00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,496
Guess we'll find out when you're dead.
401
00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:15,746
There he is,
402
00:17:15,747 --> 00:17:17,448
my favorite flunky.
403
00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:21,844
There he is, my new pinhead boss.
404
00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:23,612
What's up, Joe?
405
00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:25,214
- I got an announcement, okay?
- Okay.
406
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,082
I'm quitting our car business.
407
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,501
Come on. I bust your balls
a little bit yesterday,
408
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:30,519
now you want to quit?
409
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,854
What are you, a snowflake?
410
00:17:31,855 --> 00:17:34,089
I always knew you were a flake, but...
411
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:36,625
not a snowflake. Come on.
412
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:39,061
I'm not quitting because of
your pathetic little jokes,
413
00:17:39,062 --> 00:17:41,296
you egomaniac.
414
00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,766
I'm just sick of this boss stuff.
415
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,535
Well, kind of goes with
the satin jacket, Joe.
416
00:17:46,536 --> 00:17:49,204
Look, I don't want to
deal with tax documents
417
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:52,274
and websites and all
that other crap, okay?
418
00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:54,143
I just want to work on cars.
419
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:57,146
Look, you might
not believe this, Baxter,
420
00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,815
but I don't... I don't
have a lot of friends.
421
00:18:00,884 --> 00:18:03,218
I'll take your word for it.
422
00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:05,554
I'm just uncomfortable
around people, okay?
423
00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:08,390
When a car's around, somehow,
it-it's easier for me.
424
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,626
It's a-actually fun, you know?
425
00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:13,262
Look, I know that probably
sounds weird to you.
426
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:14,663
No.
427
00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:16,932
That doesn't sound weird to me.
428
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,500
I mean, being boss just takes
429
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,602
- all the fun out of it.
- Yeah.
430
00:18:20,603 --> 00:18:22,004
That's why I didn't want to do it.
431
00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,907
I know Larabee feels the same, too.
432
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:26,809
So who's gonna be the boss?
433
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,812
Vanessa.
434
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,014
W...
435
00:18:32,015 --> 00:18:33,448
I got an idea.
436
00:18:33,449 --> 00:18:35,450
I got a good idea.
437
00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:38,086
Excuse me for a minute.
438
00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:39,755
- Ed. Ed, listen, um...
- Yeah?
439
00:18:39,756 --> 00:18:41,523
... what do you know about cars?
440
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:45,294
I know how to buy a
new one when they break.
441
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:48,130
Okay. I'd like to nominate Ed
442
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,932
to be the boss of our new endeavor.
443
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,667
- Oh. Hell yeah.
- No, no, no.
444
00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:53,101
- That's a great idea.
- No.
445
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:55,504
No, no, no, no. I don't
know anything about engines.
446
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:56,805
No, no, no.
447
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,641
You don't have to know
anything about engines.
448
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:03,612
You said that being a boss is a...
449
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:05,013
- heady cocktail, right?
- Yeah.
450
00:19:05,014 --> 00:19:07,015
Well, how would you like to be...
451
00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:09,952
our bartender?
452
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:13,555
- I accept your nomination.
- Ah.
453
00:19:13,556 --> 00:19:16,358
All right. Prepare to be over-served.
454
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:21,663
Well, all those in favor of Ed
being our new boss say "aye".
455
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:23,065
- Oh. Aye, man.
- Aye.
456
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:25,467
- It's unanimous. You're the skipper.
- All right. Good.
457
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,502
- And you're gonna need this.
- Oh.
458
00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:32,741
I'm humbled by your
faith in me, gentlemen.
459
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,343
All right, first order of business,
460
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,011
pain in the ass flows one way:
461
00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:37,179
from me to you.
462
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,706
All right? All right.
463
00:19:39,707 --> 00:19:42,050
Now that that's settled, uh,
you'll excuse me, gentlemen.
464
00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:45,053
I'm on my way to create a
new folder on my desktop.
465
00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:46,321
I'm gonna need that back
466
00:19:46,322 --> 00:19:49,057
on Easter and my mom's birthday.
467
00:19:49,058 --> 00:19:51,827
I got some cop buddies to
let us into the impound lot.
468
00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,896
Let's go down there
and check out the cars.
469
00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:54,930
- Sounds like fun.
- Mm.
470
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,531
I don't like that impound lot.
471
00:19:56,532 --> 00:19:58,367
They got too many dogs there.
472
00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:00,202
Well, Joe smells like cats.
473
00:20:00,203 --> 00:20:02,205
He goes in first.
474
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,402
Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man.
475
00:20:11,403 --> 00:20:14,505
Talking about the
importance of friendship.
476
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,507
Maybe it doesn't come easily for you.
477
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,575
Maybe you're shy or awkward
478
00:20:18,576 --> 00:20:22,513
or you're like me and you
really just don't like people.
479
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,573
Okay, what you need to
do is find common ground
480
00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:27,351
that makes other folks bearable.
481
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,921
FDR and Uncle Joe Stalin
didn't have much to talk about
482
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:33,322
at the 1945 Yalta Conference.
483
00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:35,324
You see, one of 'em liked martinis.
484
00:20:35,325 --> 00:20:38,727
The other preferred Molotov cocktails.
485
00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:40,729
Until Frankie realized,
486
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:43,232
"Hey, Joey, you like stealing property.
487
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:46,335
I like taxes.
488
00:20:46,336 --> 00:20:49,171
We're both commie bastards!"
489
00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:52,908
The New Kids on the Block
had their differences,
490
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:54,844
but they were always
able to put 'em aside,
491
00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:57,079
come together in a studio and record
492
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,349
some of the worst
songs in music history.
493
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,720
Yeah, we may have more that
divides us than unites us,
494
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,356
but, luckily, it only takes
one thing to draw us together.
495
00:21:07,357 --> 00:21:09,258
Now, I understand... believe me...
496
00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:11,360
how hard it can be
sharing something you love
497
00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:13,596
with someone you don't.
498
00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:17,933
I do it every April 15.
499
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,408
But unlike having your
hard-earned money confiscated,
500
00:21:26,409 --> 00:21:29,645
forging friendships can
actually help you live longer.
501
00:21:29,646 --> 00:21:32,243
And if my motivation is
keeping those bastards
502
00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:33,582
from collecting their death tax,
503
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,389
hell, I might just live forever.
504
00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:37,386
Baxter out.
505
00:21:40,638 --> 00:21:43,140
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