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- Hello!
- Hey. - Hi.

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Happy St. Valentine's Day, mates.

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I just spent the week at Ryan's,
and it was absolutely lovely.

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Fake accent, smug attitude...
This is exactly why

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the teachers have turned on Jyan.

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Jyan?! Come on!

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You chose the worst parts of both our names.

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That's why we chose it. Haters gonna "H".

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That's why Ryan has to find a new job.

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You know, I hear Elijah Wood's
looking for a stunt double.

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He's so small!

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Get back in that tree and make me

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- some cookies, Ryan! Cookies!
- Yeah!

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I know, so hot, right?

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Anyway, what's going on in your little lives?

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Well, I'm just enjoying the fruits of dating

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a semi-powerful local politician.

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Tonight, it's a Valentine's Day

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cardiologists' soiree.

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- Check that out.
- Oh!

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Oh, my goodness. Is that the invitation?

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Wait, that's a real heart? Looks like meat.

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- It's not shaped like this?
- Yeah, well, you know,

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the cardiologists feel

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that the traditional cartoon heart, uh...

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- promotes ignorance.
- That's gross.

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Where's Nick? How is he
handling the breakup with Kai?

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I don't know... I haven't seen
Fat Fat Fatty in a long time.

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- Yeah, me, either.
- Yeah, I haven't seen him since the breakup.

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You live in the same room as him.

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I've been crashing in your
room while you're away.

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Is Nick missing?

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No, he is not.

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- Oh, boy.
- Hey.

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Oh, wow. You look terrible.

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Hey, Nick. Are you covered in gravy?

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Nope. I've been in my room
for the last week sleeping

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and thinking

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and really getting into
the comic strip Cathy.

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Oh, I'm really excited that we
can finally talk about Cathy.

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When she's mad, she says, "Ack."

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- Ack.
- Ack.

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- Ack!
- Nick, why would you come out here?

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Sounds like you were doing
pretty good in there.

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Doug's Ale House.

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- The new bar on Sixth and Spring?
- No.

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The exact coordinates
to complete my bar crawl

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that I've been working
on for almost a decade.

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- Mmm.
- What?! - Ooh.

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- Big day.
- Thanks.

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And guess what? Good news.

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It's tonight! Who's in?

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- Oh...
- You know, I'm on call at the station tonight,

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so I can't really drink, so...

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Fawn's speaking at a cardiologist event.

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Ryan and I have a reservation at
a really fancy restaurant, so...

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You're probably thinking,

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"Oh, a bar crawl on Valentine's Day...

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Is this about Nick's breakup with Kai?" No.

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- Yeah.
- Now you might be asking yourself,

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"Is attendance really mandatory?"

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You bet it is.

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Bar crawl!

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Hmm...

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He's about to crack. We have to go tonight.

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So I have news about a bar cr...

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Was I just out here talking to
you guys about the bar crawl?

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Did I already pitch it all to you?

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Well, it's happening tonight!

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Okay, so we hit six bars in five hours.

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Wait, wouldn't six hours make more sense?

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Yeah, that'd make sense
'cause it all divides...

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No, no, it doesn't, because it's...

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it's five hours.

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Now, the amazing thing is,

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if you connect all the
coordinates, the six bars

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form a perfect smiley
face on the map... look.

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You didn't actually connect
all the coordinates.

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- Oh, my...
- Hey, I think

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it is a really cool smiley face.

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- Thank you.
- I got your back, man. I got your back.

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Actually, I have all your backs, all right?

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Uh, since I can't drink tonight,
I am your designated buddy.

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Here in my backpack, I have a list of items

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that we may need.

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I got water, so...

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- I got towels for everybody.
- Perfect.

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I got... small stick.

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- Speaks for itself.
- Oh.

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Oh. Also... one female condom.

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It's gonna go quick, so I'll
let you two fight it out.

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Uh-uh. Also, I got

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- tissues for you, Nick, 'cause...
- What for?

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It's-it's Valentine's Day,
and your girlfriend broke up.

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- You guys can be sad...
- Move it right along, man.

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Cool it. And the bar crawl starts...

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- now!
- Now!

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Actually, where's Schmidt?

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Well, it's with a heavy heart...

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- Oh! 
- that we really must leave you.

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We really must. He's too
much. It was a pleasure.

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Pleasure.

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Easy on the puns, okay?

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And you've got broccoli in your teeth.

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Remember what I told you about
eating at public functions?

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- Only use your back teeth.
- Only use your back teeth.

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Hey, Fawn, I'm sorry. We should probably get

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to Nick's bar crawl now, yeah?

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You remember? I confirmed it
like ten times with your intern.

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Yes, yes, yes, no.

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First, I need to, uh, schmooze
some vascular surgeons.

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Gotta get a discount on my
spider vein removal. Okay?

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Okay, ten minutes tops.

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We're still going to dinner, 'cause it took

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a lot to get this reservation.

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Also, we can't get wasted

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'cause it's a very nice restaurant.

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Which means we have to pretend
to drink in front of Nick.

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Is that really necessary?

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Oh, yakkety-yakkety-yak.

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Don't ruin my bar crawl.

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Let's go. Drink.

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- Mmm.
- Mmm.

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Mmm, mmm.

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Boom!

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I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.

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Cece, your mouth is writing a check

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that your body can't find.

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That's not an expression.

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Regionally specific to Northern Illinois.

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We say it all the time.

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- Thank you, Winston.
- You're welcome.

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Don't write a check your body can't find.

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Every day, man.

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- For real.
- Got to. Got to.

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A Gimlet for May.

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Thank you.

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Watch and learn, player.

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If you're a girl and you're

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in a bar on Valentine's Day,

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you're basically saying,
"Hello. Good February.

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I'm interested in casual sex."

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Hmm.

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May, huh?

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- That's your name?
- Yeah.

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Ah, that's crazy 'cause, uh...

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I know I just met you,

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but your name's already
written... on my heart.

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It's fate, baby.

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- It's fate... seriously?
- All right, come on! Five-minute

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- warning, let's go.
- Dude, I'm kind of in the middle of something.

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Oh, no, nope, you're in
the middle of nothing,

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because that's the cheesiest
thing I've ever seen.

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She hates you, Ernie.

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But I don't like her for
you, anyway. Let's go.

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- Wait, what do you mean?
- I just don't know

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what to do. No schools are hiring.

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I've contacted everyone I know.

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I even checked through all
my contacts in England,

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including my old headmaster
at Wellington Prep,

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to see if he knew of anything in the States.

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♪ Where there's a will, there's a ♪

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♪ Wellington way. ♪

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- How do you know the Wellington fight song?
- You sing it in your sleep.

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- Oh, God.
- Look, don't worry,

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- you're gonna find a job.
- I'm just worried about not seeing you

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- as much if I switch schools.
- Well...

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I'll just have to sleep over more.

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Or you could move in with me.

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Did the music just get louder?

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The crawl rolls on

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and Winston's got the rear!

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- Let's go!
- Let's go.

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Let's go, let's go, let's go.

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Let's go with the backpack
in the back of the pack.

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Hey, so listen, can't make the crawl. Bummed.

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- What?
- But remember... tomorrow we have that photo shoot,

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and I'm gonna need you to look as Mexican

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as possible, okay?

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It's not okay. We should be together.

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It's Valentine's Day.

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Come on, you don't really care

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about Valentine's Day, do you?

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I don't know, maybe I do.

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Plus, you owe me.

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I ran the teleprompter at your

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last debate... I made "Fawn is Fine"

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bumper stickers on my own dime.

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- Yeah.
- I even krumped at that anti-gang initiative.

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Yeah, I have mixed feelings about that.

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- Me, too. The point is,
- Yeah.

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I'm tired of always doing your things.

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What do you want? You want
a... You want a photo op?

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Or do you want a boyfriend?

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- Call me when you know what you want.
- Yeah, okay.

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♪ ♪

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This bar completes the eyes

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on my smiley face.

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Miller, man, it's just an honor

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to be on this bar crawl with you.

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Just serving your vision.

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Are you guys going on a bar crawl?

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I just got dumped, so this holiday

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is really kicking me in the penis.

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Me, too, man. Me, too.

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It's been a real

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kick in the gooch.

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Not anymore, it's not.

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'Cause you're joining us.

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Valentine's Day

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might be for couples,

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but the crawl is for all.

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Yes. We just got our motto, folks.

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The bar crawl is for all!

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Good evening, happy Valentine's Day.

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May I offer you a piece of my hear...?

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Hey.

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You again.

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I'm curious, d-do you actually
think that's gonna work?

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I mean, you tell me.

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Are you trolling bars on Valentine's Day

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trying to find sad single
girls to hook up with you?

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I'm not gonna say yes,
and I'm not gonna say no.

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Because I know it would be a lie.

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So yes.

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I'm gonna...

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- I'm gonna take these.
- Don't!

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- Yep.
- Paid $3.50 for those.

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You owe me $3.50.

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I don't know, it's just such a huge step

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and so early in the
relationship, and I thought

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that I could skip the question

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and come back to it later,

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which is the strategy I
taught my S.A.T. prep course.

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All right, let's do pros and cons.

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Okay, pros... I love him.

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I love his house, I love his accent.

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When he says "raccoon" he
says it like "rac-coon."

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- Adorable.
- Cons...

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His toaster is super-old.

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Ugh! I tried to stay out of
this, but move in with him!

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Yeah, well, I-I want to
move in with him, but...

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No "but," there's no damn "but."

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- No "but."
- But...

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what if I blew it by
pretending I didn't hear him?

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Or maybe it wasn't that obvious.

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Nah, she heard me, it was very obvious.

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I really hate to see you upset.

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You know, if I had something to g...

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You know what, I do have something.

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I have a bag of nuts in my bag.

253
00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,056
Do you want a bag of nuts?

254
00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,856
Maybe she didn't hear you.

255
00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,496
- You know, she's got a lot of hair.
- Mm.

256
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,496
And hair blocks sound.

257
00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,666
It happened when we were dating all the time.

258
00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:47,266
Hey, did you get a chance to read

259
00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:48,720
my Walking Dead fan fiction, yet?

260
00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,760
What'd you think?

261
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,006
Well, here's the good news, lad.

262
00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:57,176
We have a solution.

263
00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,346
It's God's gift to man.

264
00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:01,076
- It's alcohol.
- I can't.

265
00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,886
We agreed to pretend-drink
so we could go out to dinner.

266
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,386
Are you saying that 'cause you want me

267
00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,386
- to go to jail for murder?
- No.

268
00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:08,786
No, 'cause I'm gonna murder you

269
00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:10,786
if you're pretend-drinking on my bar crawl!

270
00:09:10,810 --> 00:09:12,926
And you're breaking my heart!

271
00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,256
You can't fight

272
00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,596
the crawl.

273
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,226
It's like fighting a hurricane.

274
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,426
You know what a hurricane is?

275
00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:19,596
Do you guys have those over the pond?

276
00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,036
We don't, but I know what it is.

277
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,036
- You guys don't have them?
- No.

278
00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,206
- They're awful.
- Mm-hmm.

279
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,236
It's like fighting one of those.

280
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,636
And a hurricane doesn't have fists,

281
00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,476
so just, bang, you lose!

282
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,246
- Let's drink.
- Yeah, man.

283
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,276
- Yeah!
- USA!

284
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,576
- USA!
- Yeah! - USA!

285
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,716
USA!

286
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,716
And also where you're from!

287
00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,510
- Mmm.
- To show respect.

288
00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:41,056
Well, happy V-Day to me.

289
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,726
Fawn and I are on the rocks.

290
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,726
By the way, a pun that would have killed

291
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,056
at last week's geologist ball.

292
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,396
Let's murder her.

293
00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:49,566
What?!

294
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,796
I want chicken wings.

295
00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:51,896
I know.

296
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,166
How many drinks you had tonight?

297
00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:56,366
Nine plus three minus one.

298
00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:58,236
Oh, no. That's...

299
00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,006
Because I'm gonna out-drink Miller.

300
00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,676
You are gonna out-drink Miller?
No one out-drinks Miller.

301
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,546
- I do.
- I guarantee you, you don't.

302
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,346
You don't know me.

303
00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:07,316
Cece, Nick just got dumped, okay?

304
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,916
He has a depth of anger and sadness

305
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,316
that rests between his eyes,

306
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,316
and he can drink forever and ever and ever.

307
00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:14,986
You'll lose every time.

308
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,626
Hey, it's my business partner

309
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,126
that I was telling you about... Schmidt!

310
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,996
Schmidt!

311
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,066
- Nick, who are all these people?
- These are the crawlers.

312
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:26,766
The single, the lonely, the close-talkers,

313
00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:29,766
the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,

314
00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,566
fat boys in the back...

315
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,776
The chubby-fronts,

316
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,276
the delusionally-okay with themselves...

317
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:38,176
but no one is alone tonight because...

318
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,846
The crawl is for all!

319
00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,816
The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!

320
00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,446
I just want chicken wings.

321
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,240
Oh, you're hammered, Cece.

322
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,516
- Hey.
- Hey, Jess, I'm drinking fire.

323
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,356
- That seems dangerous.
- Mm...

324
00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:55,356
Um, I wanted to talk to you
about what you said before.

325
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:57,686
What did I say? I can't remember.

326
00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,026
You don't, you don't remember what you said?

327
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,050
No, I embraced the crawl.

328
00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:04,936
Oh.

329
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,666
- ♪When it's cold outside ♪

330
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,666
That sounded, that's where we're at.

331
00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:11,276
♪ I've got the month of May ♪

332
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,036
- I'm up here.
- Good, okay, I'm down here.

333
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,976
Okay, here we go, check it out.

334
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,976
♪ I guess ♪

335
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,976
♪ You'd say ♪

336
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,986
♪ What can make me feel this way? ♪

337
00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:23,986
Here we go!

338
00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:25,516
♪ Bar crawl ♪

339
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,386
♪ Bar crawl, bar crawl ♪

340
00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:30,726
♪ Talkin' 'bout bar crawl ♪

341
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,656
♪ Bar crawl ♪

342
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,666
Where my altos at?

343
00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:36,226
Come on, now, don't be shy! I see you!

344
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,466
Oh, no.

345
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,566
And mic drop. Who's next?

346
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,366
- No. What?!
- No.

347
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:44,976
- Damn it!
- Are you following me?

348
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,376
No, I'm not following you, dude.

349
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,906
Do you have any nicer, sluttier friends?

350
00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:50,676
Yeah, I do, and I'm never
introducing them to you.

351
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,516
- That's messed up.
- And they're real dirty.

352
00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,816
- Aw!
- Can I have a Gimlet, please?

353
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,346
- I.D.?
- Seriously? Why?

354
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:57,546
'Cause you ordered a dumb drink.

355
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,786
Oh...

356
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,456
Ah.

357
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,526
- Thank you.
- You got a Kansas license.

358
00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:08,926
That's where I learned to drive,

359
00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,526
and I have an emotional attachment to it,

360
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,296
and I don't need to explain that to you.

361
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,436
No, you don't, but...

362
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,466
- You're from Kansas?
- Yup.

363
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:18,476
Well, I'm from all over. Army brat.

364
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,476
Me, too.

365
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,536
- You are?
- Yes.

366
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,306
Uh, you ever lived in North Carolina?

367
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,946
From 1989 to 1992.

368
00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,416
- I lived there in '93.
- No.

369
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,376
- You ever live in Germany?
- Dusseldorf in '96!

370
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,146
Lived there in '97!

371
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,116
That's so weird.

372
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:34,756
So, we've, like, just missed
each other for our entire lives.

373
00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:37,996
And then we meet, like, three
times in a row in one night.

374
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,296
Seems a little weird.

375
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,496
It's kind of like, uh...

376
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,136
- Fate?
- No.

377
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,236
- I know! I can't believe I said that!
- Why did you say that?

378
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,406
- That's so cheesy.
- Oh, I hate that!

379
00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:50,006
Hey, Coach!

380
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,636
- Coach!
- I don't know them.

381
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,936
I got a female condom if you need it, my man!

382
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,146
Don't hold this against me, please.

383
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,346
Oh, God...

384
00:12:58,370 --> 00:12:59,346
Here, Cece, have some water.

385
00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:01,746
No, thank you. No.

386
00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:04,446
Valentine's Day just sucks.

387
00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:07,516
- I don't know. I kind of like it.
- Since when?

388
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:12,096
Since a few years ago... since
three years ago, to be exact.

389
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,096
Oh, what happened three...?

390
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,966
Oh.

391
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,436
It was when you first took a chance on me.

392
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,436
And we humped until the sun came out.

393
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,536
Did all the things that R. Kelly raps about.

394
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,466
Yeah, I know. I was there.

395
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:26,536
It was the best night of my life,

396
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,306
and ever since then,

397
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:30,176
Valentine's Day has always
been my favorite holiday,

398
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,616
and I hope that you don't remember

399
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,786
that I have said any of
these things tomorrow.

400
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,846
Oh, it's gonna happen again.

401
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,556
It's gonna... Oh.

402
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,956
It's gonna happen again.

403
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,356
- All right.
- Oh...

404
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,386
Somehow, this isn't repulsive.

405
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:47,156
It's not great, but it
certainly isn't the worst.

406
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,996
I'm so sorry that I pretended

407
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,526
not to hear you.

408
00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:52,736
It's just that... I wasn't ready for it,

409
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,496
and sometimes you mumble with your accent,

410
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,566
and I never fully understand you.

411
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,836
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

412
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,736
I asked you to move in
with me out of the blue.

413
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,676
What kind of... nutter does that?

414
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,376
The craziest mother nutter
in the whole damn place!

415
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,846
Ryan Geauxinue,

416
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:11,146
will you move in with me?

417
00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,586
I have my own home.

418
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,886
You live in a loft with
four guys and a urinal.

419
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:16,086
Will you move in with me?

420
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,426
Yes.

421
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,756
- Yes?
- Yes!

422
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,126
- Yes!
- Absolutely.

423
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:22,126
- Yes!
- Yes!

424
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,236
Home base!

425
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:28,036
Barkeep, bring us beer.

426
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,666
If you call me barkeep one more time,

427
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,106
I'm shutting this bitch down.

428
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,236
Mike, I love you because you're gay...

429
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,376
and 'cause you're dangerous.

430
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,346
I can't believe I used
to have a crush on you.

431
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,046
Hey, man. How's it going?

432
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,086
I'm not hooking up tonight.

433
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,286
I met one girl.

434
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,716
Several times.

435
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,116
She's pretty much perfect.

436
00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,856
Nice. Where's she at?

437
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,126
I ditched her, dude.

438
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,186
She's, like, relationship material.

439
00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,956
That's not what I'm looking for tonight.

440
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,756
- Really?
- Yeah, I want something easy.

441
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,396
- Something easy?
- Like Sunday morning.

442
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,566
Like Sunday morning. Know what I'm saying?

443
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:57,896
I know what you're saying.

444
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,336
That bitch is a Monday.

445
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,736
- Know what I'm saying?
- You know what's funny?

446
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,106
I got something just for that.

447
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,336
You're gonna love it. Here it is.

448
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,006
- I can't wait.
- Give it to me right...

449
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,576
- Yo!
- Go get that girl, dude.

450
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,106
I don't even know where she is.

451
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,846
I didn't hit you that hard.

452
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,616
Hey.

453
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,046
This, uh, Schmidt's jacket you're wearing?

454
00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,316
Yeah.

455
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:19,586
Not to be a nosy buddy,

456
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,156
but sparks are flying

457
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:23,626
like the Wright brothers between you two.

458
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,126
And I would know.

459
00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:27,756
I have their biography here in my backpack.

460
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:30,796
I care about Schmidt, but
just as a friend, all right?

461
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,736
Look me in the eyes,

462
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,590
and tell me you don't
have feelings for Schmidt.

463
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:41,576
I don't have feelings for him.

464
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,246
Dude, you are nowhere near my eyes.

465
00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:44,776
Nobody hit on me. I'm taken.

466
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,446
Don't talk to me. I'm a councilwoman.

467
00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:47,600
Schmidt?

468
00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,916
Did the whole crawl to find you.

469
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,416
I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm sober.

470
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,556
I'm wearing my strapless bra like a belt.

471
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,810
But I know what I want.

472
00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,126
I want you.

473
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,950
I want you to be my boyfriend.

474
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,566
As much as a I want a commuter lane

475
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,796
to Costa Mesa!

476
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,596
Vote Moscato!

477
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,176
- What?
- They're kissing.

478
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,476
I thought maybe you were
gonna say something like,

479
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,976
"No" or, like, "I miss him so much now."

480
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,016
Last call!

481
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,986
We got one more bar on the crawl!

482
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,186
We have to finish the smile!

483
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,586
You're never ever gonna make it.

484
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,816
And I'm never gonna ride a jet ski

485
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,356
with Tom Colicchio on my back.

486
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,556
So, sometimes dreams just don't come true.

487
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,296
I'm sorry about that guy Galecky

488
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,196
not hugging you from behind in the water

489
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,826
on a motorized thing... I'm sorry!

490
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,436
We will finish what we have started!

491
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,736
Yay!

492
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,706
We will feast on the spoils

493
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:47,006
of this night for a thousand moons!

494
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,876
In the name of love and booze!

495
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,246
Oh, no. My crush is back.

496
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,170
I hate myself.

497
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,316
Oh, this person will not stop texting me.

498
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,086
Where is it?

499
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:03,056
Sorry.

500
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,196
Oh, it's an e-mail from Wellington Prep.

501
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,396
You do realize we were just
about to have sex, right?

502
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,226
Say something to get back
in the mood... say raccoon.

503
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,996
They're offering me the job of headmaster.

504
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,460
In England?

505
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:18,360
Raccoon?

506
00:17:19,129 --> 00:17:21,956
- So, you'd be the headmaster?
- Headmaster.

507
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,026
- Of Wellington?
- Of Wellington.

508
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,696
Headmaster.

509
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,290
Jess... look at me.

510
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,006
I'm not gonna take it.

511
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,106
Wellington's not even that great.

512
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,336
You have their current headmaster

513
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,376
as your emergency contact.

514
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,346
Okay, it's heaven on Earth.

515
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,106
And I love it.

516
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,646
But I love you more.

517
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,276
Well, I love you, which is why I can't

518
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,970
let you pass up this opportunity!

519
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:49,486
If we were ready to live in the same place,

520
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:51,186
then we should be ready

521
00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:53,626
to live 5,000 miles apart.

522
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,656
- Yeah, I suppose, but...
- Well, I'll call you every night

523
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,796
after work. It'll only be,

524
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,566
like, midnight your time.

525
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,666
I could learn to stay up late.
Maybe I should try cocaine!

526
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,466
- Yeah! Or coffee!
- That, too.

527
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:03,466
And I'll come and visit.

528
00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,606
It's only, like, an 11-hour flight.

529
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,466
And then a four-hour drive to Wellington.

530
00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:08,176
That's so long!

531
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,506
Which is great... 'cause I
can catch up on podcasts.

532
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,600
We can do this!

533
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,286
We can do this long distance, right?

534
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,110
Right.

535
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,386
This is our revolution!

536
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,726
When I say bar, you say...

537
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,956
- Crawl!
- Bar!

538
00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:30,566
Crawl!

539
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,990
Jess, are you guys coming or what?

540
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,966
Hi.

541
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,866
May!

542
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,366
May!

543
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,776
Hey.

544
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,236
- You again.
- Yeah.

545
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,646
Me again.

546
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,476
Look, um, I'm sorry about earlier.

547
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,116
I just, I-I really didn't plan

548
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,476
on-on meeting somebody so
great tonight, you know?

549
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,986
You messed everything up!

550
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,386
'Cause you're, like, awesome

551
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:54,916
and that sucks because it's, like,

552
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,256
that's not what I want. And you're pretty,

553
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,426
which is a bummer.

554
00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,426
'Cause it's, like, damn!
She fine, but it's, like,

555
00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,826
at the same time, I'm, like,
I don't need this in my life.

556
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,026
- You wear a leather jacket...
- I'm sorry. Are you... I'm just confused.

557
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,996
Are you trying to say
something nice right now?

558
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,266
Yes. I am.

559
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,606
And I'm terrible at it.

560
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,336
Is there any way I could
get, I ca... I, um...

561
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,690
I could get your number maybe?

562
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,276
Aw...

563
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,316
A long number.

564
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,986
What the hell is this? Is
this your e-mail address?

565
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,046
Write a good e-mail.

566
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,286
And I'll go out with you.

567
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,956
- What...?
- I'm talking full sentences.

568
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,386
I'm talking no typos.

569
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,356
No pictures. No pictures.

570
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,466
God, you are gonna make this
really hard for me, huh?

571
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:38,726
Yes.

572
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,396
Aw...

573
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,920
You smell good.

574
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,306
Doug's Ale House!

575
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,276
The tip of the smile!

576
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,876
The crawl is complete!

577
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,046
Yeah!

578
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,506
Yes!

579
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,346
Yes! Get in!

580
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,186
- Hey!
- Hey.

581
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,826
Everything okay? I'd spent
a long time on the crawl,

582
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,126
and now that it's over,
it's just a natural sadness.

583
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:12,296
It's just gonna take a minute.
Just go on in. It's fine.

584
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,166
What's the holdup? Nick's
cracking a little bit.

585
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,169
Everybody relax, okay?

586
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,289
It's just the crawl's over.

587
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:20,856
Kai is over.

588
00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:24,259
I got nothing to do.

589
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,320
That's it. I'm not cracking, 
I just have nothing to do.

590
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:29,269
Come on.

591
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,991
Of course, you have so much to do.

592
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,381
Nick we're business partners, man.

593
00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:36,049
- We're teammates.
- You're a smart and talented guy.

594
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:40,023
And tonight we found out that
you have a weird, _ charisma.

595
00:20:41,035 --> 00:20:43,471
You should make more maps man.
That's what you should do.

596
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,382
- You're my idea-man.
- Thank you guys.

597
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:47,218
Thank you for saying all this nice stuff.

598
00:20:47,219 --> 00:20:48,785
I love you guys.

599
00:20:51,797 --> 00:20:53,816
It's time to go inside.
We got a crawl to finish.

600
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,019
Yeah. We got a crawl to finish.

601
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,723
Now out of my way, I'm getting another drink.

602
00:20:58,724 --> 00:20:59,971
I can't let you in.

603
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:02,235
You're not wearing shoes.

604
00:21:04,018 --> 00:21:05,263
Where are you shoes, Nick?

605
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,134
Honestly, I threw 'em at a squirrel.

606
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:10,362
- Everybody's waiting for you.
- I can't go into the bar. I don't have shoes on.

607
00:21:10,363 --> 00:21:12,959
- Why don't you have shoes on, Nicholas?
- He threw them at a squirrel.

608
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,839
My map is just a deformed smile
now. I didn't complete it.

609
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,882
Or is it?

610
00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:20,299
A goatee face.

611
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,503
- What bar is that?
- What bar is that?

612
00:21:22,504 --> 00:21:24,752
I'm glad you asked.

613
00:21:26,188 --> 00:21:27,543
Welcome to Winston's bar.

614
00:21:27,544 --> 00:21:29,379
- Hot stuff.
- Aww!

615
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,776
Happy Valentine's day, everybody.

616
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,949
_

617
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,064
That's right.

618
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:36,060
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