1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 How do I look? What do you guys think? 2 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:04,768 Not bad, Winston. I'll tell you what, man... 3 00:00:04,802 --> 00:00:05,969 you look like the funny guy from Police Academy 4 00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:07,571 who does the... the voices, 5 00:00:07,605 --> 00:00:09,472 and different sounds. 6 00:00:09,507 --> 00:00:11,274 God, I wish marketers had a uniform. 7 00:00:11,309 --> 00:00:12,409 To Winston Bishop, 8 00:00:12,443 --> 00:00:13,677 owner of cats, 9 00:00:13,711 --> 00:00:16,346 taker of baths, graduate of the LAPD. 10 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:19,115 We are so... 11 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:21,284 I'm so proud of you! 12 00:00:21,319 --> 00:00:22,986 - What? - I'm so proud of you. 13 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,087 - You're proud of me? - Oh! 14 00:00:24,121 --> 00:00:27,257 When is this night construction gonna stop? 15 00:00:27,291 --> 00:00:28,336 I actually don't mind it. 16 00:00:28,393 --> 00:00:29,526 Gets me ready for all the loud action 17 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,894 on the job, you know what I mean? 18 00:00:30,928 --> 00:00:32,696 Something has gotta change. 19 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,048 Well, don't worry, 'cause I have called the city's 20 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:53,450 automated help desk and I've also sent out an e-mail 21 00:00:53,484 --> 00:00:56,853 to information@losangeles.gov, so action has been taken. 22 00:00:56,888 --> 00:00:58,555 Jess, don't you know how democracy works? 23 00:00:58,589 --> 00:01:00,924 We need to get out there and grease palms, blackmail people. 24 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:03,193 We need to send them an envelope filled with fake blood 25 00:01:03,227 --> 00:01:05,629 and... and a note that says... 26 00:01:05,663 --> 00:01:07,100 "I know." 27 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,131 What? 28 00:01:08,146 --> 00:01:10,701 - As if... as if... we know what's really going on. - Schmidt, you do 29 00:01:10,735 --> 00:01:12,736 realize you're saying this in front of a police officer. 30 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:14,004 - I'm so sorry. - A little respect. 31 00:01:14,038 --> 00:01:15,238 Can I try on your uniform? 32 00:01:15,273 --> 00:01:16,506 No, this uniform 33 00:01:16,541 --> 00:01:18,942 is for official police business. 34 00:01:21,679 --> 00:01:22,713 Yeah. 35 00:01:22,747 --> 00:01:24,047 - Looking good, man. - Yeah. 36 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:25,649 We got a code Jewish, code Jewish. 37 00:01:25,683 --> 00:01:27,217 You under "ch'arrest." 38 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:29,252 I can't believe Winston's gonna be a cop. 39 00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:31,822 I mean, he's the gentlest person I know. 40 00:01:31,856 --> 00:01:33,256 He once broke his arm wrapping presents. 41 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,392 Remember when he made this? 42 00:01:35,426 --> 00:01:36,893 He's the sweetest guy in the world, man. 43 00:01:36,928 --> 00:01:39,062 He's just so nice and... 44 00:01:39,097 --> 00:01:41,531 - vulnerable. - Yeah. 45 00:01:41,566 --> 00:01:43,533 Although... 46 00:01:43,568 --> 00:01:45,469 Don't know what this is for. 47 00:01:45,503 --> 00:01:46,937 Hey. What're you guys doing? 48 00:01:46,971 --> 00:01:49,239 Uh, n... nothing, man. 49 00:01:49,273 --> 00:01:51,842 Look, I'm a little worried about you, okay? 50 00:01:51,876 --> 00:01:53,377 And so is Coach. 51 00:01:53,411 --> 00:01:54,444 Kind of worried about you, man. 52 00:01:54,479 --> 00:01:56,446 Guys, calm down. I understand, 53 00:01:56,481 --> 00:01:58,482 I get it, and I'm... and I'm flattered that you're 54 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:00,584 concerned about me, but I signed up for this, remember? 55 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:02,285 Also, my training officer is gonna be with me 56 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,787 the entire time. 57 00:02:03,821 --> 00:02:05,455 He's got a partner. 58 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:06,623 - I forgot about the partner. - That's huge. 59 00:02:06,657 --> 00:02:08,091 - We're silly. Yeah. - Yeah. 60 00:02:08,126 --> 00:02:10,260 It's supposed to be a real bad-ass, too. 61 00:02:10,294 --> 00:02:13,263 Was in a biker gang for three years, undercover. 62 00:02:13,297 --> 00:02:15,065 Can't go back to Arizona no more. 63 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:17,701 - Is that True Detective? - Apparently eats bullets as a party trick. 64 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:19,903 - Great, that's really good. - That makes sense, what are you, uh... 65 00:02:19,937 --> 00:02:22,205 - Yeah, yeah, definitely. - What's that? 66 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,007 What the... ? 67 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:25,575 Which... Oh, that? 68 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:27,210 It's a, uh... 69 00:02:27,245 --> 00:02:28,612 it's a project. 70 00:02:29,881 --> 00:02:31,148 I've had a report of people 71 00:02:31,182 --> 00:02:32,649 acting lame back here. 72 00:02:32,684 --> 00:02:33,850 Ow, Jess! 73 00:02:33,885 --> 00:02:35,852 Also, I tazed Schmidt. 74 00:02:35,887 --> 00:02:37,487 All right, seriously... 75 00:02:37,522 --> 00:02:39,356 no more playing with the uniform. 76 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:42,659 Officer Leslie Biggins. 77 00:02:42,694 --> 00:02:44,194 Okay, Biggins, so Bishop's gonna be next, okay? Come on. 78 00:02:44,228 --> 00:02:45,495 All right, here we go. 79 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:47,030 Officer Hank Bishop. 80 00:02:47,065 --> 00:02:48,398 Eh... Oh, that one. 81 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:52,169 Officer Win... 82 00:02:52,203 --> 00:02:53,971 ... field Bishop. 83 00:02:54,005 --> 00:02:56,807 Well that's gonna cause a lot of mix-ups over at the station. 84 00:02:56,841 --> 00:02:58,642 Officer Winston Bishop. 85 00:03:03,548 --> 00:03:06,149 - Winston... - Winston, Winston, 86 00:03:06,184 --> 00:03:08,452 Winston, Winston, Winston, 87 00:03:08,486 --> 00:03:10,354 - Winston, Winston... ! - Yes. 88 00:03:10,388 --> 00:03:11,888 Winnie! 89 00:03:13,858 --> 00:03:15,025 Sorry. 90 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,368 Wow, a lot of city officials around here. 91 00:03:24,402 --> 00:03:25,736 Maybe somebody can help us with our noise problem. 92 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:26,837 Okay, enough of this by-the-book nonsense. 93 00:03:26,871 --> 00:03:28,105 It's time to play hardball. 94 00:03:28,139 --> 00:03:30,040 - Be a shark, Jess. Not a dolphin. - Right. 95 00:03:30,074 --> 00:03:31,808 So I shouldn't be the smartest and friendliest 96 00:03:31,843 --> 00:03:34,344 creature in the ocean? That makes sense, bro. 97 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:36,346 Sharks eat whatever they want. Dolphins... they jump 98 00:03:36,381 --> 00:03:37,814 through hoops, so, yeah, I think it does make sense. 99 00:03:37,849 --> 00:03:38,849 No, it's awesome, bro. 100 00:03:38,883 --> 00:03:40,817 Okay, stop mockingly saying "bro." 101 00:03:40,852 --> 00:03:42,619 My uncle was arrested for having sex with a dolphin. 102 00:03:42,654 --> 00:03:43,687 - What? - What? 103 00:03:45,823 --> 00:03:47,157 Carry on. 104 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:49,426 I'm having a lot of difficulty nailing you down, Ryan. 105 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:53,096 Oh, there's councilwoman Fawn Moscato. 106 00:03:53,131 --> 00:03:54,431 She's from our district. 107 00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:56,500 Yummo. 108 00:03:56,534 --> 00:03:58,502 - Where do I place my ballot? - She better get ready, 109 00:03:58,536 --> 00:04:01,305 'cause she's about to have a very friendly conversation 110 00:04:01,339 --> 00:04:04,074 with a concerned citizen... bro. 111 00:04:04,108 --> 00:04:06,310 Okay, Jess, it's not gonna do anything. 112 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:08,145 Won't make a difference. Like what I did there 113 00:04:08,179 --> 00:04:09,746 with the ballot thing? It was a good joke, right? 114 00:04:09,781 --> 00:04:11,315 Didn't get the reaction I thought 115 00:04:11,349 --> 00:04:12,949 - it was gonna get from you guys. - No, we got it. 116 00:04:12,984 --> 00:04:14,718 - We got it, bro. - Oh, I get it. 117 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,553 And you know what, I've seen the Bollywood movies, 118 00:04:16,587 --> 00:04:17,888 I've seen the UK Office. 119 00:04:17,922 --> 00:04:19,890 Not a fan, not a fan. 120 00:04:19,924 --> 00:04:21,458 Congratulations. These are from all of us, 121 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:22,859 but I'm the one that got 'em for you. 122 00:04:22,894 --> 00:04:24,261 - Wow, they're big. - So, Winnie, 123 00:04:24,295 --> 00:04:25,896 where's your bad-ass training officer? 124 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:28,231 Oh, guys, I would like for you to meet the person 125 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,434 who will be training me as I brave the 126 00:04:30,468 --> 00:04:32,836 mean streets of L.A.: Officer Aly Nelson. 127 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,204 She's so small. 128 00:04:34,238 --> 00:04:35,872 - What... say... - Excuse me? 129 00:04:35,907 --> 00:04:37,074 You're so small, you're... 130 00:04:37,108 --> 00:04:38,442 - What is happening? - I think what he was 131 00:04:38,476 --> 00:04:40,377 - trying to say was that, um... - Yeah? 132 00:04:40,411 --> 00:04:42,212 we were expecting someone who looks 133 00:04:42,246 --> 00:04:44,281 a little more like a cop in the traditional sense. 134 00:04:44,315 --> 00:04:45,782 - That's what I meant. - No, no, no... 135 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:47,217 - Wow. No, no, no. - I'm not trying to 136 00:04:47,251 --> 00:04:49,186 offend you, we were just expecting, like, uh, 137 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,854 either a really strong man or kind of like a guy 138 00:04:50,888 --> 00:04:51,989 with, like, a mustache. 139 00:04:52,023 --> 00:04:53,490 Got it. And flowers are a... 140 00:04:53,524 --> 00:04:55,826 that's a normal thing to give to a grown man? 141 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,628 Or are they trees? 142 00:04:57,662 --> 00:04:59,830 I can't tell, I'm so small. 143 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,898 - Cool friends, Bishop. - No, wait, 144 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,333 Officer Nelson, just... 145 00:05:03,368 --> 00:05:06,003 Thank you. Thank you very much, you guys. 146 00:05:06,037 --> 00:05:08,572 Oh, also, thank you for the flowers. 147 00:05:08,606 --> 00:05:11,908 And just we're clear... the first thank you was sarcastic, 148 00:05:11,943 --> 00:05:13,543 because you embarrassed me, 149 00:05:13,578 --> 00:05:15,245 but the second thank you 150 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:18,415 was sincere as hell, because these flowers are glorious. 151 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:20,350 You're welcome. 152 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:22,719 I'm sorry about the construction noise... it's an issue close 153 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:25,389 to my heart... I do charity work with deaf children. 154 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:27,224 Of course, they would welcome the noise, 155 00:05:27,258 --> 00:05:29,426 because it would mean they could hear. 156 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:30,994 Let me let you in on a little secret. 157 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:33,697 Just go to the public works web site 158 00:05:33,731 --> 00:05:36,433 and download this form. 159 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,902 You're a dear, Fawn. 160 00:05:38,936 --> 00:05:41,238 I made a pun and I didn't know it. 161 00:05:41,272 --> 00:05:42,639 You're too much. 162 00:05:42,674 --> 00:05:44,007 - Oh. - Hi. 163 00:05:44,042 --> 00:05:46,710 Schmidt, this is Fawn Moscato. 164 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:48,712 She was just giving me a shortcut to file 165 00:05:48,746 --> 00:05:51,248 some complaints about the noise. 166 00:05:51,282 --> 00:05:52,749 Looks like someone brought a shark 167 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:54,584 to the dolphin show. 168 00:05:56,954 --> 00:05:58,588 That's a dolphin noise. 169 00:05:58,623 --> 00:06:00,257 Ah. Very good. 170 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:02,426 Councilwoman Moscato, excuse my trembling, 171 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:03,493 but it's an honor. 172 00:06:03,528 --> 00:06:05,929 - Your head is enormous. - Why, thank you. 173 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:09,466 So you're taking her out to dinner? That's your plan? 174 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,568 I'm intoxicating a single, overworked public official 175 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:13,136 with the pleasure of my company. 176 00:06:13,171 --> 00:06:14,538 Which I will then parlay 177 00:06:14,572 --> 00:06:16,707 into getting her to fix our problem. 178 00:06:16,741 --> 00:06:18,642 Are my sleeves even? This is ridiculous. 179 00:06:18,676 --> 00:06:20,711 You know, my new tailor sews like an army medic. 180 00:06:20,745 --> 00:06:22,813 I'm not being overdramatic when I say that I would rather 181 00:06:22,847 --> 00:06:24,681 sit naked on a hot grill 182 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:26,650 than wear something off the rack. 183 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:27,985 Schmidt, just don't screw this up. 184 00:06:28,019 --> 00:06:29,686 She's a decent woman. 185 00:06:29,721 --> 00:06:33,390 Oh, excuse me, at some point in the evening, can you 186 00:06:33,424 --> 00:06:35,325 let me know that I have a call from Karl Lagerfeld? 187 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,860 Schmidt. 188 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:38,428 Bob, how are you? 189 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:40,330 Tony, love you in a chino. 190 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:42,232 Guillermo, fire up that grill, Fawn's hungry. 191 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:43,300 Sí, señora. 192 00:06:44,369 --> 00:06:46,336 I'm Fawn Moscato. 193 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:48,205 And I approve this scotch. 194 00:06:48,239 --> 00:06:50,540 Oh, goodness. 195 00:06:52,341 --> 00:06:54,609 Okay, so I'm almost finished with form 7D42, 196 00:06:54,643 --> 00:06:58,613 but I'm not sure what to put down for landlord's birth city. 197 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:01,549 Hey. Ooh. What you doing, hot shot? 198 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:04,719 I was feeling saucy. I've had a glass of red wine. 199 00:07:04,753 --> 00:07:06,421 Red wine makes you bonkers horny. 200 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:07,622 I'll make you a deal. 201 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,057 When I finish a form, 202 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:11,559 you can take off an article of clothing, and that way, 203 00:07:11,593 --> 00:07:14,162 when I'm done, then we can just go nuts on each other. 204 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:16,331 - Deal. - Hey, I'm not finished yet. 205 00:07:17,299 --> 00:07:18,967 Oh! 206 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:21,235 - This is America! Wear pants! - Red wine. Sorry! 207 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:23,972 - Sorry. Sorry. Very sorry. - Sorry. Sorry. Geez. Yeah. 208 00:07:24,006 --> 00:07:25,640 So, tomorrow's your first shift, huh? 209 00:07:25,674 --> 00:07:27,575 You gonna play the name game, 210 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,777 do something fun and safe like that? 211 00:07:29,812 --> 00:07:32,247 Dude, I'm gonna be in a patrol car the entire time. 212 00:07:33,682 --> 00:07:36,084 I just got a text from my buddy Reynolds. 213 00:07:36,118 --> 00:07:37,452 Working his first shift, 214 00:07:37,486 --> 00:07:39,887 he got stabbed in the leg by a little girl. 215 00:07:42,224 --> 00:07:43,524 I love Reynolds, man. He makes me laugh. 216 00:07:43,559 --> 00:07:45,159 - That's funny... - You think that's funny? 217 00:07:45,194 --> 00:07:47,495 - To be stabbed by a little kid, yeah. - On the job. 218 00:07:47,529 --> 00:07:49,530 - Right. 'Cause you get paid. - That you're about to do. 219 00:07:49,565 --> 00:07:51,566 Right, 'cause it's a child, and it's hilarious. 220 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,101 You don't like getting cut. 221 00:07:53,135 --> 00:07:54,669 You're very physically sensitive. 222 00:07:54,703 --> 00:07:57,005 I am. Paper cuts give me headaches. 223 00:07:57,039 --> 00:07:58,539 - I can't wait to meet him. - Yeah. 224 00:07:58,574 --> 00:07:59,641 - Maybe he'll stab me. - Guys, chill out, okay? 225 00:07:59,675 --> 00:08:01,376 I told you, I got my partner 226 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:03,077 - to protect me, remember? - The little one? 227 00:08:03,112 --> 00:08:05,146 The one would could take a nap in a match box? 228 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,682 Which reminds me... I'm gonna make her a sandwich tomorrow. 229 00:08:07,716 --> 00:08:09,350 I might even throw in a crossword puzzle 230 00:08:09,385 --> 00:08:11,119 with Winston-related clues 231 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:12,487 so she can get to know me better. 232 00:08:12,521 --> 00:08:14,722 "Who likes cats?" Winston, across. 233 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:20,428 I don't like this. 234 00:08:20,462 --> 00:08:22,530 - His training officer can't protect him! - She's too tiny. 235 00:08:22,565 --> 00:08:23,998 She looks like she won the silver medal 236 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,533 in Athens for the balance beam. 237 00:08:25,568 --> 00:08:26,968 Girl could drown in a raindrop. 238 00:08:27,002 --> 00:08:28,469 I mean, that's girl's... 239 00:08:28,504 --> 00:08:30,572 I mean, she... 240 00:08:30,606 --> 00:08:32,607 I can't think of one 'cause I'm so worried about Winston! 241 00:08:32,641 --> 00:08:34,809 I'm worried about him, too, but I can still think of 'em. 242 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:37,612 Uh, girl's so, uh... Ugh! 243 00:08:37,646 --> 00:08:38,980 She looks like a Persian Webster. 244 00:08:39,014 --> 00:08:40,615 Ah... 245 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:44,252 Girl's like a pepperoni. 246 00:08:44,286 --> 00:08:46,855 - Why are you here? - We brought you a gift. 247 00:08:46,889 --> 00:08:49,057 Assorted candies. Please enjoy. 248 00:08:49,091 --> 00:08:50,758 They are delicious. 249 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:52,760 Now, I'm sure you have friends and family of officers 250 00:08:52,795 --> 00:08:54,863 coming in here all the time to check on them. 251 00:08:54,897 --> 00:08:56,698 No. No, this would be a first. 252 00:08:56,732 --> 00:08:58,299 - Really? This is the first? - What do you guys need? 253 00:08:58,334 --> 00:08:59,734 Well, we are here because, uh, 254 00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:02,237 Winston is our best friend, as you know, and, um... 255 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:03,872 - ... we're worried about him. - Yeah. 256 00:09:03,906 --> 00:09:05,240 And I'm not saying that you're bad 257 00:09:05,274 --> 00:09:06,841 at your job as a training officer. 258 00:09:06,876 --> 00:09:08,977 But I'm not saying you're good at your job. 259 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:11,980 And that's why we're here... to kind of see where you're at, 260 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:13,281 to see if you're ready 261 00:09:13,315 --> 00:09:15,150 to protect our asset, our dear friend. 262 00:09:15,184 --> 00:09:16,718 Let's... let's be diplomatic. 263 00:09:16,752 --> 00:09:19,487 Did Bishop put you up to this? Does he have some sort 264 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:21,689 - of problem with me being his training officer? - Not at all. No. 265 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:23,458 Oh, he is going to pay for this. He is going to pay. 266 00:09:23,492 --> 00:09:24,692 - He shouldn't pay for this. - This has nothing to do with it. 267 00:09:24,727 --> 00:09:26,528 - This is about us. - Okay. 268 00:09:26,562 --> 00:09:27,829 First of all, you shouldn't get mad at him. Get mad at us. 269 00:09:27,863 --> 00:09:29,397 - Get out! - It's good to see you. 270 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:32,300 - Get out. - Okay. 271 00:09:37,573 --> 00:09:39,707 Yo. Ry-guy. 272 00:09:39,742 --> 00:09:40,909 I finished printing out the forms. 273 00:09:40,943 --> 00:09:42,544 - Let's get goofy. - Mm. 274 00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:44,779 Come on! 275 00:09:44,814 --> 00:09:46,080 You got a real Dudley Moore thing 276 00:09:46,115 --> 00:09:48,883 going on right now, and I like it. 277 00:09:48,918 --> 00:09:51,619 Jessica Day, I think I'm in love. 278 00:09:51,654 --> 00:09:54,823 - Sorry. Did you just say you were in love? - That woman is a dynamo. 279 00:09:54,857 --> 00:09:57,692 So let's talk about the whole construction noise thing. 280 00:09:57,726 --> 00:10:01,896 Has anyone ever told you you look like a Jewish Kennedy? 281 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:05,433 I hope not, because that would be offensive. 282 00:10:08,304 --> 00:10:10,171 What? I thought you were supposed to be some kind 283 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:11,940 of big shark, and you were playing her. 284 00:10:11,974 --> 00:10:13,875 About the noise. 285 00:10:13,909 --> 00:10:15,710 Given the many considerations... traffic, budgets... 286 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,612 Okay, what is happening? 287 00:10:17,646 --> 00:10:19,047 What are you doing with your thumb? 288 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:21,916 We feel it best to proceed with the given strategy. 289 00:10:21,951 --> 00:10:23,718 She played you! 290 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,286 I know, and it was wildly arousing! 291 00:10:25,321 --> 00:10:27,088 But let me tell you something, Jess. 292 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:28,456 She played you, too. 293 00:10:28,491 --> 00:10:29,958 No, she didn't. 294 00:10:29,992 --> 00:10:31,826 No, she didn't. I filled out the form, I submitted it. 295 00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:33,428 Here's the confirmation, right here. 296 00:10:33,462 --> 00:10:35,130 "Thank you for your inquiry. 297 00:10:35,164 --> 00:10:38,800 - We will respond in 360-500 days... !" - Isn't she great? 298 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,835 She can't just walk all over the people of the city 299 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,170 like the Jolly Green Giant. 300 00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:43,805 Jolly Green Giant... 301 00:10:43,839 --> 00:10:45,440 He doesn't stomp on people. 302 00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,275 He encourages them to eat their vegetables. 303 00:10:47,309 --> 00:10:49,811 You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting! 304 00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:51,780 She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony 305 00:10:51,814 --> 00:10:53,148 at a carniceria tomorrow. 306 00:10:53,182 --> 00:10:54,816 You know, Jess, I really think 307 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:57,485 that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. 308 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,454 This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation. 309 00:10:59,488 --> 00:11:01,990 You, sir, are no Bill Clinton. 310 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:03,258 I know. I'm Hillary. 311 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:04,926 Well, you're not Hillary, either! 312 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,361 I am, too, Hillary! 313 00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:09,164 Hey, man, can you be the one to walk away? 314 00:11:09,198 --> 00:11:10,832 'Cause I just, like... 315 00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:13,268 My little sleeping British bulldog here is gonna wake up, 316 00:11:13,302 --> 00:11:15,303 and he's gonna get scared if I'm not there. 317 00:11:15,338 --> 00:11:17,305 - Yeah, I got you. - Yeah. 318 00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,969 A bunch of neighbors have joined the fight. 319 00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:23,305 See, if you put out an honest message, 320 00:11:23,339 --> 00:11:25,340 you get good, honest people to help you. 321 00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:27,042 Per municipal code 2B, 322 00:11:27,076 --> 00:11:29,177 construction is prohibited at night. 323 00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:31,880 However, this project's been issued a waiver 324 00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,648 that we are trying to revoke. 325 00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:35,684 Now, I'm going to mash a muffin into the phone. 326 00:11:35,718 --> 00:11:37,752 You tell me if it makes its way through. 327 00:11:37,787 --> 00:11:40,856 You're doing a great job, Dave. 328 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:43,191 It's important to keep it positive. 329 00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:45,961 - So, what happened to Schmidt? - I don't need him. I got this on lockdown. 330 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:48,196 Yes, it is banana-walnut. 331 00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:49,998 Now I'm gonna tell you the story 332 00:11:50,032 --> 00:11:52,167 of how my daddy spawned with a pony 333 00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:54,970 and made the mud boy... that's me. 334 00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:57,405 "Chapter One... Mama's House." 335 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,909 Make sure they're sharp. 336 00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,745 It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try. 337 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,913 Of course. Look, if there's anyone 338 00:12:04,947 --> 00:12:06,548 who understand the importance of a sharp knife, 339 00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:08,717 it's a Jewish man. 340 00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,719 - Hey, listen, about the construction issue... - We've discussed that. 341 00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:13,054 Look, changing that schedule's a logistical nightmare, 342 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:14,956 not to mention the people it'll piss off. 343 00:12:14,991 --> 00:12:17,559 The sewage lobby's involved in that project, and trust me, 344 00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:19,027 you don't want to cross them. 345 00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:20,829 Did they shoot poopy everywhere? 346 00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:23,999 How old are you? No. No, they just... 347 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,767 They contribute money to my opponent. 348 00:12:25,802 --> 00:12:27,335 Of course. No, I... I knew that. 349 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,970 They... Why would they shoot poopy everywhere? 350 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,038 - No. - Yeah. Got it. Hey, 351 00:12:30,072 --> 00:12:31,773 listen, I wanted to warn you. 352 00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:33,675 My roommates have recruited a gang of derelicts 353 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,211 to... to protest the council meeting. 354 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:40,515 If only there was someone who could oppose them. 355 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:44,086 Of course, I can't, because it's technically a citizens' forum. 356 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,189 - Are you saying that I should? - I'm not saying anything. 357 00:12:47,223 --> 00:12:49,091 Oh. Okay. 358 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,826 You're trying to manipulate me again. 359 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:53,195 You must think that I'm a real shmendrick. 360 00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:55,697 - Well, hello there. - When we're in public, 361 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,466 - Yeah. -... Let's just tone down the Jewish thing, okay? 362 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,134 - Let's tone down the Jewish thing. - Yeah. 363 00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:01,036 I can do that. 100%. Let's tone down the Jewish... 364 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,738 Hey, by the way, sir, 365 00:13:02,772 --> 00:13:04,940 thank you so much for keeping the councilwoman safe. 366 00:13:04,974 --> 00:13:07,109 - Five stars for Arman! - He's an Uber driver. 367 00:13:07,143 --> 00:13:09,644 - I'm a councilwoman, not a senator. - Okay, I felt like that... 368 00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:17,052 First day on the job. Is this where 369 00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:19,321 you tell me to forget everything I learned in training? 370 00:13:19,355 --> 00:13:20,622 N... no! 371 00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:22,524 Remember everything. 372 00:13:22,558 --> 00:13:23,792 Bishop, if you have a problem 373 00:13:23,826 --> 00:13:25,427 with me being your training officer, 374 00:13:25,461 --> 00:13:26,795 put down your ice cream cone, 375 00:13:26,829 --> 00:13:28,397 take your frickin' thumbs out of your mouth, 376 00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:29,798 and say it to my face! 377 00:13:29,832 --> 00:13:31,166 What?! I don't have a problem with you. 378 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,667 Did you or did you not 379 00:13:32,702 --> 00:13:34,136 tell your roommates to come check up on me? 380 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:36,505 - What?! They did that? - Yeah. 381 00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:39,708 Oh, my goodness, I am so "furiated" right now. 382 00:13:39,742 --> 00:13:42,744 I am very lucky to have you as my training officer. 383 00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,179 My roommates don't speak for me. 384 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:47,416 I promise you will never have to see them again. 385 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,251 They're right there. They're literally right there. 386 00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,288 Oh... 387 00:13:53,322 --> 00:13:54,856 - Oh, yeah, yeah, they see... - They got us. Yeah. 388 00:13:54,891 --> 00:13:56,425 - Hey! - Hey! 389 00:13:58,461 --> 00:14:00,028 When you step to the badge, 390 00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:01,596 the badge step back. 391 00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:05,701 Don't ever say that in my car again. 392 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:08,403 What the hell are you two doing here? And why are you talking to Aly behind my back? 393 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:11,740 She said that you guys gave her weird unwrapped candy 394 00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:14,209 and then you stole toilet paper from the station bathroom. 395 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:15,577 We need that toilet paper. 396 00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:16,745 Because we're worried about you! 397 00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:18,580 We're trying to protect you. 398 00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:20,949 - What? - She's so small, Winston. 399 00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,517 You guys should have faith in me. 400 00:14:22,552 --> 00:14:24,853 I got a badge, I got a diploma, and I got a special 401 00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:26,488 plastic thing that goes over my hat for when it rains. 402 00:14:26,522 --> 00:14:28,323 We got a 339 in progress at 62 Sage Brush. 403 00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:30,492 - That sounds dangerous. Stop him! - Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? 404 00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:32,361 - We can't let you do this! - We're trying to protect you! 405 00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:35,063 - What the hell is your problem? - This is scary! We're not letting you go on the street! 406 00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:38,066 - This an obstruction of justice. Dude, that is an obstruction... - You won't die on my watch! 407 00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:41,470 - Hey! Hey, Nick. Nick. - Oh! I can't give you these 'cause I care about you. 408 00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:43,138 - Nick, give me the keys. - Don't give 'em back! 409 00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,673 We love you, man! We love you! 410 00:14:44,707 --> 00:14:45,907 Coach, you know I can't jump that high! 411 00:14:45,942 --> 00:14:47,309 - Don't test me. - We're protecting you. 412 00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:49,211 Give me those damn keys right... 413 00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:52,748 Ooh, no, no, no, no... ! 414 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:55,183 That's what you get! 415 00:14:55,218 --> 00:14:56,184 Ow! Ow! 416 00:14:56,219 --> 00:14:57,152 I can't go to jail. 417 00:14:57,186 --> 00:14:58,487 I'm too sarcastic for the white gangs. 418 00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:00,689 Yeah, man, I'll get passed around in there like a bong. 419 00:15:00,723 --> 00:15:01,723 - Shut up. - Ow! 420 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:04,192 You're not going to prison. 421 00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:06,962 The dangers of noise pollution are real. 422 00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:08,830 According to the World Wide Web, 423 00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:12,367 it can cause lack of concentration, nervousness, 424 00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:13,802 and misunderstandings. 425 00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:16,972 Sir! 426 00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:18,574 Sir... 427 00:15:18,608 --> 00:15:20,475 clearly, manual labor has sculpted 428 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:23,712 your body perfectly, but could you please be quiet? 429 00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:25,714 Sorry, lady, I gotta work all night. 430 00:15:25,748 --> 00:15:28,450 But, sir, people live and work here. 431 00:15:28,484 --> 00:15:31,720 Babies sleep, dogs nap by the window. 432 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:32,854 Immigrants share noodles 433 00:15:32,889 --> 00:15:35,490 and dance to records, with abandon. 434 00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:38,193 You're right! We should be looking out for each other. 435 00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:39,861 You said it, handsome guy. 436 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,264 But you know who else should be looking out for us? 437 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:44,299 The city. 438 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,942 Would you stop clapping? This is an abomination. 439 00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,777 By the way, he... the only reason he got that role 440 00:15:55,812 --> 00:15:57,346 is because he's sleeping with her. 441 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,914 You want to get a cheeseburger sandwich? 442 00:15:58,948 --> 00:16:01,717 - My nights just freed up. - Of course. 443 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:04,953 That sounds great now that I can hear you. 444 00:16:04,988 --> 00:16:07,022 - Mm. Nothing. - What? What are you doing? 445 00:16:07,056 --> 00:16:09,458 The cuffs on your jacket just look a little short. 446 00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:11,460 - What? - They just look a little short. 447 00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,996 Why are you telling me this now? I got a new tailor. 448 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,430 I'm really insecure about it. 449 00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:17,199 - My God. - I'm Jessica Day. 450 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,201 Thank you for listening. 451 00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:24,306 Tone it down! Stop the noise! 452 00:16:28,478 --> 00:16:31,046 Ah. N... noise. 453 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,314 N... noise. 454 00:16:32,348 --> 00:16:34,383 Where would... where would we be without you? 455 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,218 - I don't know. - A tree falls, 456 00:16:36,252 --> 00:16:39,888 a cabin is made, uh... 457 00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:47,463 It just... this doesn't... doesn't look right. 458 00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,965 A woman screams, 459 00:16:49,999 --> 00:16:52,701 a b... a baby is b... a baby is born. 460 00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:55,137 - Maybe if the speaker would stop fiddling with his jacket... - I just... It... 461 00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,972 It just doesn't feel like these are... 462 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:59,041 - He's saying all the right things. - That son-of-a-bitch tailor 463 00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:00,476 ruined my jacket. 464 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:01,844 That... that baby 465 00:17:01,878 --> 00:17:03,979 that screamed becomes a man 466 00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:06,815 and that... that was the story of Abra... Abraham Lincoln. 467 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,417 How dare you evoke Lincoln! 468 00:17:08,451 --> 00:17:10,185 He was our quietest president! 469 00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:14,256 I feel... I'm just so... 470 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,358 I'm so uncomfortable right now, because of my sleeves. 471 00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:17,893 I feel like an idiot up here, 472 00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:19,161 in this jacket! Nobody's telling me my... my... 473 00:17:19,195 --> 00:17:20,496 The tailoring is off! I'm going... 474 00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:21,964 I'm seeing... I'm seeing a new tailor, everyone. 475 00:17:21,998 --> 00:17:23,365 Sir... ? 476 00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:24,333 My tailor's great. 477 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,001 I'll give you his number: Eight. 478 00:17:26,035 --> 00:17:28,003 I look like a freaking matador in this thing! 479 00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:30,072 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 480 00:17:30,106 --> 00:17:31,440 Sir, we've heard enough. 481 00:17:31,474 --> 00:17:33,208 Stand down! You look weak! 482 00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:35,477 Considering the incoherent 483 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,247 and, frankly, disturbing argument 484 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:41,216 from the pro-noise lobby, I have no choice 485 00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:43,385 but to recommend a switch to the day schedule, 486 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,686 effective immediately. 487 00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:47,089 New York! 488 00:17:47,123 --> 00:17:48,457 What? 489 00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:49,992 I'm Fawn Moscato, 490 00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:51,827 the people's warrior. 491 00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:53,362 You're welcome, Los Angeles! 492 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:56,031 Tomorrow is a new America! Good night! 493 00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,135 Hello again. 494 00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:03,839 I would like to once more revisit 495 00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:07,376 the bottomless clause of the public nudity ordinance. 496 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,379 Oh, my God, I almost hired that guy as a sub. 497 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:15,271 So, that was a huge failure. I feel like a Democrat. 498 00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:17,240 Why'd you have to say that about my jacket? 499 00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:19,275 All right. Okay, look, Jess told me to. 500 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,478 I mean, I thought your sleeves were fine. And by "fine," 501 00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:23,813 I mean I could not care less. 502 00:18:24,915 --> 00:18:27,150 Oh, hello, shark. 503 00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:29,152 I am woman, 504 00:18:29,186 --> 00:18:32,288 the smartest species of them all. 505 00:18:34,158 --> 00:18:37,160 I didn't realize I'd finished that. 506 00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:39,162 I've been waiting here a while. 507 00:18:39,196 --> 00:18:41,231 You underhanded pig woman. 508 00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:44,134 You know, there are certain things that you don't do, 509 00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,503 and exploiting a man's love of tailoring is one of them. 510 00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:50,974 Which makes what you did all the more impressive. 511 00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:52,375 Well, I felt dirty. 512 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,110 I felt like Evil Winston. 513 00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:56,246 Remember when Winston was evil for that week? 514 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,380 I can't believe I blew it with Fawn. 515 00:18:57,415 --> 00:18:58,748 You know, she said that we could have sex 516 00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:00,283 in the room where O.J. tried on the glove. 517 00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:02,786 Schmidt, it doesn't matter what happened at the meeting. 518 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:05,789 She doesn't care about you. She's a power-hungry, 519 00:19:05,823 --> 00:19:09,025 self-obsessed woman who just wants a man to shut up 520 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:13,363 and look pretty. That's not what you want, is it? 521 00:19:13,397 --> 00:19:14,798 Please take me back. 522 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,700 Look, I was duped by a doe-eyed pixie 523 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:19,502 and her Indian henchwoman. Forgive me. 524 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:20,637 It's fine. It actually worked out. 525 00:19:20,671 --> 00:19:21,938 You were such a jackass 526 00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:24,240 up there that no one who supported the construction 527 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:25,875 will be able to hold it against me. 528 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,680 Plus, I picked up a ton of votes. 529 00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:30,216 Or as I like to call them... 530 00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,385 tiny orgasms. 531 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,520 So let me get this straight: 532 00:19:33,554 --> 00:19:35,388 You let me humiliate myself, 533 00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:38,024 in public, for your own political gain? 534 00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:41,027 Hmm. 535 00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:43,530 Yes. 536 00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:44,998 You're the sexiest woman that I've ever met. 537 00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:46,332 Ms. Moscato, wherever you're going, 538 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,334 take me with you. 539 00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:48,802 Please... 540 00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:51,604 it's "Councilwoman." 541 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:58,645 And I'll call you when I need you. 542 00:19:58,679 --> 00:20:00,613 That is gonna be... 543 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,615 so frustrating. 544 00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:04,217 But I love it. 545 00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,019 - Why are we in a church? - I once saw a priest 546 00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:08,455 drop his keys and bend over and pick it up, 547 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:11,224 and it was just so human that it ruined religion for me. 548 00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:13,827 It's a support group for families. 549 00:20:13,861 --> 00:20:15,829 - Pack it down. And you pack it down. - And now... 550 00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:16,796 weird friends. 551 00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:19,399 ... until one day, what happens? 552 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:23,403 And I know that his training officer is scary strong. 553 00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:26,906 But, um, he's still my friend 554 00:20:26,941 --> 00:20:28,708 and the bad guys are still bad 555 00:20:28,743 --> 00:20:32,112 and I just wish I could put him in a giant envelope and just... 556 00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:35,448 just mail him away from all the bad guys... 557 00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:36,850 There's no shame in this. 558 00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,151 Do not judge this man. 559 00:20:38,185 --> 00:20:39,152 We won't. 560 00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:40,453 This is a support group. 561 00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:42,322 I know what you're thinking: he looks like a little punk. 562 00:20:42,356 --> 00:20:44,257 He looks like a little boy. 563 00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:46,760 We... we try not to call names here. 564 00:20:46,794 --> 00:20:48,595 - Everybody look down. Don't look at him! - Good first day, Bishop. 565 00:20:48,629 --> 00:20:51,431 - You never look at a man when he cries. - Thanks. 566 00:20:51,465 --> 00:20:54,434 - Back me up, man. - You ever let your friends try on your uniform? 567 00:20:54,468 --> 00:20:56,703 - What? No. - Oh, yeah. Me either. 568 00:20:56,737 --> 00:20:58,271 Don't do it. I'm serious. 569 00:20:58,306 --> 00:21:00,307 - Don't do that. - I won't. I won't. 570 00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:01,708 I'm telling you, 571 00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:03,743 - you gotta keep clear! - What? 572 00:21:03,778 --> 00:21:06,613 I'm... I'm not driving you to the ER this time! 573 00:21:06,647 --> 00:21:08,114 - It's your problem! - Get out of the way! 574 00:21:08,149 --> 00:21:09,549 Don't look at me like that! 575 00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:10,916 All right, all right! 576 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:11,667 Morning, Jerry. 577 00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:13,668 - Hey, how are you doing? - How are you doing? 578 00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:16,328 Eh. Different day, same bucket, right? 579 00:21:16,929 --> 00:21:18,349 Is that today's Times? 580 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:21,575 Kristof's got a piece on net neutrality. 581 00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:23,920 It's very complex, I don't know where I stand. 582 00:21:23,921 --> 00:21:25,148 What kind of bagel do you want this morning? 583 00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:27,045 Uh, poppy seed or sesame? 584 00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:28,268 I'm going sesame today. 585 00:21:28,269 --> 00:21:30,430 - All right. - Get me a little schmear, would you? 586 00:21:30,431 --> 00:21:31,431 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -