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So, I've got it all planned out.
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I'm gonna surprise Nick
at his book reading,
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and afterwards, when he's on a big high,
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I'm gonna tell him how I feel.
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You think this is a little soon
after the breakup with Reagan?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'm worried, very worried.
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But you know what, I wrote
everything out on the plane,
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like what I'm gonna say.
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It's all on flash cards,
some of it's in song,
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I would do it for you, but...
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some of the jokes are at your expense,
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so, uh...
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Jess, why don't you just
tell him how you feel?
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You know, no jokes, no
songs, just from the heart.
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No songs.
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Yeah. No songs.
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No songs, she said.
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- "Pepperwood lay on the ground
- _
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"in a puddle of blood.
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"Jessica Night broke through the
barricades and ran to his side.
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"'Even though he doesn't have muscles,
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"he seems incredibly
strong' Jessica thought,
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"as she looked into
his perfect, sexy face.
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"Even now, even covered
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"in the blood of the man
they both knew as Schmith,
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"the two sat in silence in
the hot, New Orleans night,
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"waiting for the words
that would never come."
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I'm gonna open up the
floor to some questions.
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Uh, the young lady right here
in the strange-looking vest.
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No offense.
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When are Pepperwood and Jessica
Night going to get together?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That is a great question.
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I'll just cut to it, guys.
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Uh, Pepperwood and Jessica Night
will never get together. Never.
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I'm sorry. You guys, stop.
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It's just, look, these characters,
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they-they are based off real people.
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A-and the real people...
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are just fundamentally different.
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They don't work together.
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It's just never gonna happen.
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- You just got to forget about it.
- Excuse me.
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Move on from it.
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And also, you know,
Pepperwood, he blew it.
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Sometimes you don't get
another chance, you know,
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to-to fix the mistake.
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It's just... look, adult relationships
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are really complicated.
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So, let's hear it for books!
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All right, wow, you
guys are super intense.
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Hi.
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- I'm Merle Streep.
- I don't care.
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Okay. Um, I'm an editor and
I publish children's books,
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- so I wanted...
- Oh, congratulations to you.
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What would you like me to do about that?
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Uh, I'm about to make a call, so...
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Nice to meet you, Merle Streep.
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- Goofy name. Okay.
- I'll... I'll... okay.
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- Hey, Nick.
- Hey, this is crazy,
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but were you just at my reading?
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You're not in L.A., are you?
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No, I'm in Portland with my dad.
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- That's what I thought.
- How'd the reading go?
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Couldn't have gone better.
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I felt weirdly comfortable up there.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- Thanks.
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Reagan and I broke up.
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I got to go.
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Oh, my dad just sprained his thumb
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trying to get up off a couch.
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I'll talk to you later, Nick.
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Sorry. So, is now a
good time to talk to you?
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Because I'd like to talk to
you about publishing your book.
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You'd like to talk to me about what?
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Publishing your book.
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What are you, some
kind of a-a publisher?
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Yeah, that's what my card...
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I was trying to give
you my card, but you...
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- You want to publish my book?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I want you to publish my book.
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- Is this how you normally are?
- No.
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Babe, hi. Are your pants off?
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I... I went to the reading and...
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Oh, no, what happened?
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I'm so sorry I'm not wearing pants.
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Schmidt's been so busy with work,
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we scheduled a no-pants dinner thing.
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Do you want me to
take my pants off, too?
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Oh, no, honey. Tell me everything.
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That's it. I'm all moved in.
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This is my last box and it's
labeled "holiday important."
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So, it's definitely sex toys.
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Well, then I wonder what's in this box.
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It's labeled "documents."
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Eh, it's just documents.
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Oh, no, no, no. That's nothing.
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- I...
- Wait, wait, wait.
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You have a mug shot
of the diaper bandit?
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- With a phone number on the back?
- All right.
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Listen, I-I wanted to wait for
the right time to tell you this.
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Have you been keeping in
touch with the diaper bandit?
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What? No. No, listen. I...
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That's actually your dad's phone number.
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You said you wanted to find him, so...
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I found him.
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My dad is the diaper bandit?
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- No.
- Oh.
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- Forget about the diaper bandit.
- That'd have been weird.
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Cece...
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I'm not wearing any pants.
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Honey.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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I touched one of your
breasts! Where is my wife?!
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I can never be the same!
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- Let's just move on.
- I'm fine. No, it's fine.
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I panicked, and I told
him I was in Portland,
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and now I can't go back to the loft.
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To play devil's advocate,
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he was just talking about
characters in his novel.
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I mean, look, the character based on me
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is a Jewish psychopath
who wears a bolo tie
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and eats applesauce
out of a baboon's skull.
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No, he was talking about us.
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He just doesn't feel the way I feel.
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I... I can't see him.
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Hey, it's me, Nick. In three, two...
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- Hang on, wrong key.
- Get in the kitchen.
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- Go, shoo, scram.
- That was for my chest drawer.
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- Got it.
- My man.
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I don't love this couch.
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Did you take the tags off already?
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It's the perfect couch.
What are you doing here?
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Well, I need to talk to you and
my phone's only at five percent.
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- Well, why didn't you...
- I can't find the charger.
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- It's under Winston's pillow.
- I looked in Winston's room.
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- Did you look under the pillow?
- Yeah, yeah. I...
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- Yeah. I went in there. I...
- No, you didn't.
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I didn't look in Winston's room,
but I need to talk to you.
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An editor wants to publish my book.
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Pass immediately and
start a bidding war.
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I'm getting ahead of myself. Mazel.
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- That's incredible, Nick.
- Thanks.
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I called Jess, but she didn't answer.
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I was really hoping to
tell her about it, but...
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she hung up on me earlier and
now she won't pick up the phone.
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- What are you doing?
- Shh! Shh, shh!
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What, what, what?
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- Oh, Nick's here?
- Shh! You're yelling.
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- I'm not yelling.
- You're yelling.
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You're coming with me
to the meeting tomorrow.
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I'm picking you up at 9:00 A.M.
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- I have to go to the kitchen.
- I'll come with. I'm starving.
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No. Where are you...
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Come to the kitchen with me then, Nick.
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Wait, why are you crawling?
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I don't know. Just go.
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Hey, do you have any...
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angel hair pasta in
here? I don't see it.
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Ooh, you know what? Uh....
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excuse me, I have to
go to the bedroom now.
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Jess, this is very stressful.
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I know. Look, tomorrow, you need
to go to that meeting with Nick
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and you need to stay
with him until I'm packed.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, packed?
- I just army-crawled...
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across your entire house to
get away from my ex-boyfriend...
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... who I still live with.
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I-I can't do this anymore.
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I need, I need to get out
of here and get some space.
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I'm moving out of the loft.
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What?
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I couldn't find your trash bin,
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so I threw it away in the toilet.
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- What'd you throw in the toilet?
- The, uh, salami in the fridge.
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- What?
- I didn't flush it.
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So, you're gonna have a bunch of salami
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floating around in your toilet bowl.
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What?
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So Jess is just moving out
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because Nick said
something dumb at a reading?
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Nick is always dumb. He's
the dumbest boy in school.
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I had no idea you cared so much about
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what happens to Nick and Jess.
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How could I not? I've
been watching these idiots
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do this dance for the last six years.
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He's rough and tumble.
She's sweet and sassy.
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It's the moon and the tides,
it's the push and the pull.
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I know, it just makes so much sense.
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I'm gonna go tell him
that she loves him.
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I'm gonna go tell him
that she loves him,
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I'm gonna burst in the door,
and I'm gonna say,
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"Nick, she loves you," and then...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We cannot get involved.
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Okay.
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- Okay?
- You're right.
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- You're right, okay.
- All right. Okay.
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- I should've worn shorts.
- No, no.
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I would've looked amazing in shorts.
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I got rid of all the
shorts, you nut-ball.
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You are really grumpy this morning.
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Well, I was up late last night,
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- talking to Cece about you.
- For what?
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Nick, I want to tell
you something, but...
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but I can't.
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So I'm just gonna ask you this:
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why on earth...
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do you think that you are so okay...
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with this Reagan breakup?
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Reagan and I are at
different places of our life.
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It's fine. Why hasn't
Jess called me back?
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You guys are pretty good friends, right?
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But if you remember correctly,
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you didn't even want Jess
to move in to the loft.
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Nick, why do you think that is?
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I'm pretty freaked out
by sanitary napkins.
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Why don't you think you wanted
Jess to move in to the loft?
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I don't know, 'cause I,
'cause I was afraid.
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Nick, you have been
in love with this girl
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from the moment you opened the door
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and you first laid eyes on her.
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I have never seen you
look at anyone else...
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like that in my entire life.
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Except maybe, on a few occasions, me.
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I've never looked at you
the same way I look at Jess.
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- There's been a few times.
- I... there's never been a time.
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You looked at Coach maybe
once or twice like that.
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Me, several times.
Winston, never. Let's table it.
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You're wrong.
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The first time I saw Jess...
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was I was standing in her empty room,
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and I was looking out the window.
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- She was trying to get in the building.
- Okay.
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Pretty hilarious. She
didn't have her glasses on,
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and she was bumping into stuff.
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Will you listen to yourself?
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I shouldn't be telling you this, but...
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Jess is not in Portland. She's here.
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And she's packing up her stuff because
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she's going to move out
of the loft for good.
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Nick.
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Wait, she's gonna move out of the loft?
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For once in your life, don't be afraid.
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Ready to come in and talk?
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Hello. I'm, uh, Winston Schmidt,
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Nick's associate. That's right.
247
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Children's literature
just got a brand-new daddy.
248
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What?
249
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Children's literature
just got a brand-new daddy.
250
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Don't say that here
anymore, okay? Thank you.
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So sorry I'm late,
252
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but Sadie would not stop
going on about her divorce,
253
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and I was like,
"Girl, can you just be quiet
254
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"and look at my vagina, please?"
255
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The fact that we have
the same gynecologist
256
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really makes me feel closer to you.
257
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Wait, is this all you have packed?
258
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I mean, Nick's gonna
be here in two hours.
259
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- I know.
- Hey.
260
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You know what? If this
is too hard right now,
261
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you don't have to do this.
262
00:10:04,739 --> 00:10:07,322
Just give yourself some
time and think it through.
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If my stuff is here, I'll
just end up living here again.
264
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You know me; I live
where my stuff lives.
265
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When I come back for the school year,
266
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I'll... find a new place.
267
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All right. Well, if we're gonna do this,
268
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then we better get moving.
269
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Yep. My God, I'm gonna miss you so much.
270
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I'm gonna miss you so much, too.
271
00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:23,965
But it's just one summer. It's fine.
272
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Okay, I know, but I'm
just gonna miss you.
273
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Me, too.
274
00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,934
- This is dumb!
- It's one summer.
275
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- It's one summer.
- It's one summer. It's fine.
276
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We can get through
one summer. It's fine.
277
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I'm gonna miss you, like, day-to-day.
278
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Who am I gonna talk to every day?
279
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Mine, mine... is this mine?
280
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Are you collecting things for Goodwill?
281
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I'm not donating things, I'm moving out.
282
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What?
283
00:10:42,991 --> 00:10:45,612
Look, I'm just going to Portland
for the summer to get away.
284
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Sure. You go to Portland,
have a fun summer,
285
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but then what about after that?
286
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Huh? When will we see you?
287
00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:54,200
Who will your friends be?
Who you gonna hang out with?
288
00:10:54,235 --> 00:10:55,735
Okay, think about the people
you are leaving behind.
289
00:10:55,770 --> 00:10:58,423
Also, side note, Aly
has my dad's number!
290
00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:00,160
- Okay.
- Wait, what?
291
00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:02,842
- I got his dad's number.
- My dad's name is Van, by the way.
292
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:05,126
Oh, my God, Winston, that's a huge deal!
293
00:11:05,161 --> 00:11:07,542
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Are you gonna call him?
294
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No.
295
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,753
I can't call my dad. I just can't.
296
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You know what?
297
00:11:16,973 --> 00:11:18,699
You don't have to call
him if you don't want to.
298
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,472
You can always just
escape to Portland...
299
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:22,295
Oh, my God!
300
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,411
You can come with me to Portland!
301
00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:25,647
Furgie's gonna love it.
302
00:11:25,672 --> 00:11:27,239
It's the second most
cat-friendly Portland
303
00:11:27,264 --> 00:11:29,279
after Portland, Maine,
according to Paws magazine.
304
00:11:29,304 --> 00:11:31,327
- Are you going to Portland?
- No.
305
00:11:31,352 --> 00:11:33,209
Portland is hella white.
306
00:11:36,165 --> 00:11:37,507
Ooh.
307
00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:38,858
Sadie.
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Hello.
309
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Cece, you're pregnant.
310
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Oh, my God...
311
00:11:49,337 --> 00:11:50,773
Cece's pregnant.
312
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:52,850
Why are you picking up
someone else's phone?
313
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Call back in five
minutes, and we will agree
314
00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:57,116
to lie to our friend for
the rest of our lives.
315
00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,774
Oh, God. You're gonna be in my office
316
00:11:58,809 --> 00:11:59,975
throughout the pregnancy, aren't you?
317
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,912
So I am double-parked,
so if you got any boxes
318
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I can take down to the car.
319
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:08,255
What's up? Why are you so happy?
320
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,285
I just love boxes so much.
321
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,506
Can I have one to take to the car?
322
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,988
- It's heavy.
- I'm fine.
323
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,442
Oh, okay. We can go
together. That's fine.
324
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,992
I-I like quality time.
325
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:20,629
- Oh, you should go get your phone.
- No, no, no.
326
00:12:20,664 --> 00:12:21,966
Let's just get this box down.
327
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,532
- Okay.
- Hey, can someone grab my phone?
328
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,599
What if it's about your
booming model business?
329
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,488
- Hello?
- Cece, you're pregnant!
330
00:12:29,513 --> 00:12:31,248
Oh, my God, Cece's pregnant!
331
00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:32,857
- Who the hell is this?
- Cece's pregnant?
332
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,776
Sorry. I-I'm Aly, Winston's fiancée.
333
00:12:34,812 --> 00:12:36,183
Cece is pregnant?
334
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,266
- Winston's married to Cece.
- Winston Bishop.
335
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,399
Cece's pregnant. Cece's pregnant.
336
00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:40,797
Oh, my God, Cece's pregnant, everybody!
337
00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:42,446
Oh, my God.
338
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,703
No need to yell.
339
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,520
Tell Cece to call me.
340
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,422
Got to head back down in the mine.
341
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,192
Hey, can we hustle? I got a
hair appointment in an hour.
342
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,093
It's a real upstairs,
downstairs kind of day.
343
00:12:52,129 --> 00:12:53,461
Gotcha.
344
00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:00,802
What, Winston? I'm using social media.
345
00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:02,137
Oh, my God, Schmidt.
346
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,821
Why didn't you tell me
you were gonna be a papa?
347
00:13:03,846 --> 00:13:04,940
No, no, no, no.
348
00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,374
What do you mean, "papa"?
What are you talking about?
349
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,243
- Pull the plug.
- Sadie told Aly that Cece is pregnant.
350
00:13:08,278 --> 00:13:10,245
- Pull the... pull the plug.
- What? Why would she do that?
351
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,898
- 'Cause she pregnant.
- Winston, he doesn't know.
352
00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:17,319
Oh, oh, oh, no...
353
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,677
Ah...
354
00:13:18,712 --> 00:13:20,898
No... I messed up just now.
355
00:13:20,923 --> 00:13:21,953
W-Winston.
356
00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:23,756
You weren't supposed to know
that, so don't know that.
357
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:26,015
- Is that true? What's going on?
- Hey, Schmidt. It's Jess.
358
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,179
I'm so sorry. I picked up
Cece's phone, it was Sadie,
359
00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:31,009
and she told me the news, and
now everybody knows but Cece.
360
00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:32,578
So I'm gonna send her home.
361
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,269
Okay, okay, but Jess, um...
362
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,338
Plea...
363
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,139
Is it true?
364
00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:39,861
Yeah. It's true.
365
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,644
Just get home.
366
00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:43,335
She needs to hear it from you.
367
00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:47,079
Miracle of miracles!
368
00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:48,805
Finally got a parking spot.
369
00:13:48,992 --> 00:13:50,344
Why y'all just staring at me?
370
00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:52,444
Just really happy you found that spot.
371
00:13:52,469 --> 00:13:54,694
Man, people wait their whole
lives looking for a spot.
372
00:13:54,719 --> 00:13:55,968
Thank you.
373
00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:57,969
And here, you've been blessed.
374
00:13:59,097 --> 00:14:00,464
With a spot.
375
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,666
Okay, so I do have a few changes.
376
00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:05,945
Take or leave.
377
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,747
What if we kill off Jessica
Night in the next book?
378
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,018
What?
379
00:14:10,043 --> 00:14:12,373
I was thinking that she could
be Schmith's next victim.
380
00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:13,695
We could do it in a big way,
381
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,787
like, he drops a piano on her head.
382
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,711
- Done-zo.
- What?
383
00:14:17,736 --> 00:14:19,758
Maybe she takes a
baseball right to the face.
384
00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:20,851
Batter out!
385
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:23,000
- Have you ever done this before?
- Yes, actually.
386
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,201
I published the entire
Bitch Witch series.
387
00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:27,631
Bitch Witch Christmas,
Bitch Witch Prom Night,
388
00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:30,172
- and Bitch Witches of Rhode Island.
- Yeah. Okay.
389
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:32,261
Look, Nick, I-I get
390
00:14:32,286 --> 00:14:34,219
that you're afraid to make changes.
391
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,353
Actually, I'm not afraid.
392
00:14:39,056 --> 00:14:41,478
Okay, then you'll think about it.
393
00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:46,741
No, I'm not gonna make those changes
394
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:49,046
because those-those
ideas are really bad.
395
00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:50,712
- Well, I...
- Jessica Night is the whole reason
396
00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:53,615
Pepperwood gets out of bed every day.
397
00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:54,890
Schmidt?!
398
00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,962
You were right! Schmidt?
399
00:14:56,991 --> 00:14:58,173
Uh, he had to go,
400
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,922
but he left the name and number
of his favorite Uber driver,
401
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,329
uh, Beezus "The Man" Tequito.
402
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,060
All right.
403
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:06,494
Mr. Beezus.
404
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,229
Mr. Schmidt likes to party.
405
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:09,891
You like to party?
406
00:15:10,384 --> 00:15:11,933
Oh, very cool lights.
407
00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:14,509
But, no, uh, Beezus, I...
I don't like to party...
408
00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:16,304
It's not the first time I've heard that.
409
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,439
I'm gonna go see a girl.
410
00:15:17,474 --> 00:15:19,324
- Oh, good for you.
- Yeah.
411
00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:20,894
Want to hear some music?
412
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,785
Sure, yeah, that could be inspiring.
413
00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,379
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
414
00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:25,846
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
415
00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:27,549
♪ One a penny, two a penny ♪
416
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,683
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
417
00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:34,028
Second chorus.
418
00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:35,457
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
419
00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:36,637
Yeah, I cannot believe
Schmidt likes this.
420
00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:37,948
♪ Good when they're old ♪
421
00:15:37,973 --> 00:15:39,223
♪ But eat them when you can ♪
422
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:42,077
♪ They're not as good
when they're cold ♪
423
00:15:42,102 --> 00:15:43,902
♪ Hot cross buns ♪
424
00:15:49,142 --> 00:15:51,719
Last box in the truck. Mm.
425
00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:54,141
I haven't seen this room
this empty since Steve left.
426
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,289
Who's Steve?
427
00:15:55,314 --> 00:15:57,311
Oh, he was the guy who lived
in this room before Jess.
428
00:15:57,336 --> 00:15:58,738
Real night screamer.
429
00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:01,375
He couldn't sleep unless he was
screaming a whole bunch. Yeah.
430
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,766
Oh, I guess I should give you my keys.
431
00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:06,180
Are you really not gonna
tell Nick how you feel?
432
00:16:07,569 --> 00:16:09,502
That's such a Steve move.
433
00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:10,641
Steve was in love with Nick?
434
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,586
Oh, yeah, and he never told him.
435
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,461
That... sweet, gay coward.
436
00:16:14,486 --> 00:16:17,120
Maybe Steve left this place and-and...
437
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:20,491
and finally got the
space that he needed to...
438
00:16:20,516 --> 00:16:22,519
become a better version of himself.
439
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:23,937
Yeah, I mean, he's selling
tires in Little Rock.
440
00:16:23,962 --> 00:16:26,463
Okay, well, forget Steve.
Look, I know I'm being a coward.
441
00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:28,109
Jess, I know you.
442
00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:30,742
You can't walk away
without talking to him.
443
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:33,234
This is how I have to move on, and...
444
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,406
I have to go.
445
00:16:36,491 --> 00:16:38,431
- Let's get on the road.
- Okay.
446
00:16:41,454 --> 00:16:42,798
Wait.
447
00:16:53,475 --> 00:16:55,374
You've reached Van. Leave a message.
448
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,313
Hello, Van.
449
00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:02,744
This is Winston Bishop.
450
00:17:02,769 --> 00:17:04,146
I'm your son.
451
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,453
I'm calling to tell you
that I am getting married
452
00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:09,822
to the most amazing woman in the world.
453
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,970
And I turned out pretty
great, too, so, um...
454
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:15,945
call me whenever you're ready.
455
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,650
Oh, also, I have a cat.
456
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:19,776
He's not ready to have
a relationship with you,
457
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,189
so just don't try to force it on him.
458
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,970
Yeah, so...
459
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,775
now it's your turn.
460
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,554
Be brave.
461
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,445
I can't.
462
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:34,009
I'm sorry.
463
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,751
Hey, babe, I'm back. Whew!
464
00:17:44,642 --> 00:17:46,056
What's, uh...
465
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,025
what's happening?
466
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,790
I'm pregnant.
467
00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:53,500
- What?
- I mean, you're pregnant.
468
00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:55,181
We're pregnant.
469
00:17:55,322 --> 00:17:56,906
Sadie called you,
470
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:59,314
and-and Jess picked up,
471
00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:01,408
then she called again
and Winston picked up,
472
00:18:01,443 --> 00:18:02,776
Winston told me.
473
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,823
It's an upsetting scene, but, um,
474
00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,680
we're having a baby, Cece.
475
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:08,773
I wanted to buy you flowers,
476
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,502
but I couldn't pick out...
477
00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:12,187
which ones, so...
478
00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,020
We're having a baby?
479
00:18:14,045 --> 00:18:15,884
We're having a baby.
480
00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:18,408
We're having a baby.
481
00:18:20,796 --> 00:18:23,048
I really didn't think it
was gonna happen for us.
482
00:18:23,073 --> 00:18:24,473
It's a caramel miracle.
483
00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:36,005
Don't forget to give me five stars!
484
00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:37,711
Three and a half! Thanks, Beezus!
485
00:18:37,746 --> 00:18:39,279
Hey, let's turn on some music.
486
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,082
- Oldies station okay, everybody?
- ♪ The time of my life... ♪
487
00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,542
I think I'd be really
happy working as a mover.
488
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,229
I like the gloves,
489
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:49,833
I like the excitement.
490
00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:52,473
♪ It's the truth ♪
491
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,123
♪ And I owe it all to you... ♪
492
00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:56,963
Sit back and watch the job get done.
493
00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:58,408
Winston's right.
494
00:18:58,443 --> 00:18:59,900
Portland, huh?
495
00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:01,722
Land of the muskrat.
496
00:19:01,747 --> 00:19:03,490
- Pull over!
- I mean, I'm in the middle...
497
00:19:03,515 --> 00:19:05,171
- Just pull over.
- We're in traffic and we're parked!
498
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:06,427
I was just trying to, you
know... okay, I'll go up.
499
00:19:06,452 --> 00:19:08,240
I'll go up a few blocks, that's fine.
500
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,060
Jess?
501
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:29,596
Can anyone help me get in the building?!
502
00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:30,937
Hey, dog!
503
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,857
Can you bark for someone?
504
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:34,736
Bark, dog!
505
00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:36,027
Bark!
506
00:19:39,274 --> 00:19:42,029
Ah! Screw you.
507
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,152
Can anyone help me get in the building?!
508
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:48,047
I gave away my key!
509
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,420
Anyone?
510
00:19:49,445 --> 00:19:50,959
Jess!
511
00:19:54,639 --> 00:19:56,912
Hang on, I'm coming down!
512
00:20:04,784 --> 00:20:06,731
Oh, hey, hold the door. Thanks.
513
00:20:07,859 --> 00:20:09,469
Now you find your voice?
514
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,834
Come on, come on, come on.
515
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:21,062
Come on.
516
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,340
Jess, where'd you go?!
517
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,067
- Jess!
- Nick!
518
00:20:41,092 --> 00:20:42,428
Why are you down there?
519
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:44,318
Stay right there!
520
00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:49,912
Come on, come on.
521
00:20:57,702 --> 00:20:59,249
Oh, come on, please go faster.
522
00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:00,843
I gotta tell my best
friend I'm in love with her.
523
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,983
Shower first. I've never
seen anyone sweat so much.
524
00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:04,764
You take a shower. You smell terrible.
525
00:21:04,789 --> 00:21:06,678
- You smell terrible!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
526
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,366
Hey, Miller.
527
00:21:11,391 --> 00:21:12,779
Hey.
528
00:21:33,173 --> 00:21:36,047
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