1 00:00:19,685 --> 00:00:21,754 Oh! It's Coach! 2 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:23,164 Coach, our old roommate? 3 00:00:23,235 --> 00:00:24,535 He wants to hang out tonight. 4 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,103 - What? - He just texted me. 5 00:00:26,138 --> 00:00:28,706 Oh, man, you better give Power of Attorney to a loved one, 6 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,107 'cause it's about to get crazy. 7 00:00:30,142 --> 00:00:32,643 When Coach has the dice, every roll's a seven. 8 00:00:32,678 --> 00:00:34,612 ♪ Here I am ♪ 9 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:38,115 ♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪ 10 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:40,084 Nick, trumpet solo. 11 00:00:40,118 --> 00:00:41,652 Yeah! 12 00:00:41,687 --> 00:00:43,754 You're ruining my wedding! 13 00:00:43,789 --> 00:00:45,790 You know, I bet this means he broke up with Malia. 14 00:00:45,824 --> 00:00:47,058 I mean, that's his thing. 15 00:00:47,092 --> 00:00:48,392 He finds a girl, he just disappears. 16 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:50,661 Holy crap in a hat! Schmidt! 17 00:00:50,696 --> 00:00:51,863 How long have you been out there? 18 00:00:51,897 --> 00:00:54,799 Oh, relax. Just bringing my chimes over to the new loft. 19 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,301 Damn it, Schmidt! You're here all the time taking our stuff. 20 00:00:57,336 --> 00:00:59,837 You decided to move out, so get new stuff. 21 00:00:59,872 --> 00:01:02,573 Oh, I'm sorry that I'm more into material possessions than you. 22 00:01:02,608 --> 00:01:04,709 Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. 23 00:01:04,743 --> 00:01:05,877 That's vindictive. 24 00:01:05,911 --> 00:01:07,311 - That's who took the toothpaste? - Yeah. 25 00:01:07,346 --> 00:01:09,280 Uh-oh, you better watch out, break of, break of dawn, 26 00:01:09,314 --> 00:01:11,649 because I'm about to party all up in you! 27 00:01:11,683 --> 00:01:13,084 - Coach texted you, too? - Yeah, man. 28 00:01:13,118 --> 00:01:14,485 Well, I guess he doesn't realize 29 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,920 you're a dill weed who doesn't live here anymore. 30 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:18,789 Well, I guess he doesn't realize that you're a dill weed who... 31 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:20,491 who still lives here. 32 00:01:20,526 --> 00:01:22,894 Remember when you got those chimes, and there was that girl? 33 00:01:22,928 --> 00:01:24,695 Yeah. 34 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:27,098 - What's happening? - I don't know. I don't get it. 35 00:01:27,132 --> 00:01:28,699 I had so much sex on patio furniture. 36 00:01:28,734 --> 00:01:29,767 - A lot of fun. - The best. 37 00:01:29,801 --> 00:01:32,104 - I'm still mad at you. - I'm mad at you, man! 38 00:01:33,472 --> 00:01:35,640 I need everyone to shut up 39 00:01:35,674 --> 00:01:38,809 and answer one... simple... question! 40 00:01:40,337 --> 00:01:43,510 You sons a bitches ready to party? 41 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:44,782 Yeah! 42 00:01:44,816 --> 00:01:47,718 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 43 00:01:47,753 --> 00:01:49,186 ♪ Who's that girl? 44 00:01:49,221 --> 00:01:50,819 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess ♪ 45 00:01:51,756 --> 00:01:53,568 Good to have you back, old man. 46 00:01:53,603 --> 00:01:55,560 So, what, uh, you and Malia broke up? 47 00:01:55,594 --> 00:01:58,596 Oh, yeah. She got real fat on me, so I was, like, "Ew. Bye." 48 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:01,065 I guess her gain is our gain! 49 00:02:01,099 --> 00:02:02,799 Who are you? 50 00:02:03,168 --> 00:02:05,534 - Hey, come... Come on, man. - It's me, Jess. 51 00:02:05,537 --> 00:02:07,038 Ah, yeah, no. 52 00:02:07,072 --> 00:02:08,439 We lived together for, like, two weeks. 53 00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:09,774 We shared some pretty big moments. 54 00:02:09,808 --> 00:02:13,544 - Yes! We got Bin Laden! - SEAL Team 6, bitches! 55 00:02:13,579 --> 00:02:15,279 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 56 00:02:15,314 --> 00:02:18,282 Huh. I thought I was alone for that. 57 00:02:18,317 --> 00:02:19,850 - You weren't. - Anyway, 58 00:02:19,885 --> 00:02:22,820 I'm single, and me and my boys are gonna get crazy tonight! 59 00:02:22,854 --> 00:02:24,155 Huh? 60 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:26,591 You know what I'm talking about, Shrimp Forks. 61 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:27,892 - Oh, man. - Oh, no. 62 00:02:27,926 --> 00:02:29,560 What's Shrimp Forks? 63 00:02:29,595 --> 00:02:31,829 It's a name I gave Winston when we played hoops. 64 00:02:31,863 --> 00:02:34,498 The ball used to always slip through his little, small girly hands. 65 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:36,400 Winston Bishop, point guard... 66 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:40,171 Winston Bishop, point guard, R... 67 00:02:40,205 --> 00:02:41,405 Point guard, R... 68 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,975 He couldn't palm an apple. Old Shrimp Forks. 69 00:02:44,009 --> 00:02:46,010 So, I'm thinking strip club tonight? 70 00:02:46,044 --> 00:02:49,180 - Hmm? - Oh, fun, fun! Fun! Fun! 71 00:02:49,214 --> 00:02:52,149 Uh, Nick, can I talk to you in the other room alone for a sec? 72 00:02:53,384 --> 00:02:55,519 Should I close the door, or do you want to just do it quietly? 73 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:56,654 We're not having sex, Nick. 74 00:02:56,688 --> 00:02:57,922 No, I know that. 75 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:59,490 - You wanted to come here and talk. - Yeah. 76 00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:01,792 A strip club on a Tuesday night? 77 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:04,161 No, I know, I know, but this is just what we always used to do. 78 00:03:04,196 --> 00:03:05,496 I don't want to be one of those girls, 79 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,632 but I feel kind of uncomfortable about it. 80 00:03:07,666 --> 00:03:09,800 - I totally get it. - Let's go, Nick. 81 00:03:09,835 --> 00:03:11,669 These dollar bills aren't gonna stick themselves in a thong. 82 00:03:11,703 --> 00:03:12,970 I'm coming, my man. 83 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:14,205 Right on. 84 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:16,340 I might... I might be coming, my man. 85 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:19,187 - Oh, I get it. You're whipped. - No, I'm not. 86 00:03:19,222 --> 00:03:20,878 I know you had to check in with your girlfriend. 87 00:03:20,912 --> 00:03:22,913 We haven't even discussed the girlfriend-boyfriend thing. 88 00:03:22,948 --> 00:03:24,415 Oh, cool, man. Let's go. 89 00:03:24,449 --> 00:03:26,350 What? 90 00:03:29,154 --> 00:03:30,287 What a... 91 00:03:30,322 --> 00:03:32,056 - I'm sorry, what did I just hear? - What I... 92 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:33,591 All I said was we haven't had 93 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,459 the girlfriend-boyfriend discussion, which we haven't. 94 00:03:35,494 --> 00:03:36,794 You don't think you're my boyfriend? 95 00:03:36,828 --> 00:03:38,462 No, I never said that. 96 00:03:38,497 --> 00:03:39,563 I'm just talking terminology. 97 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:41,165 We've never had the terminology. 98 00:03:41,199 --> 00:03:42,199 - We've never had the terminology. - What? 99 00:03:42,234 --> 00:03:44,001 We've never used the terminology. 100 00:03:44,036 --> 00:03:45,302 It's funny you act like you're my boyfriend, 101 00:03:45,303 --> 00:03:47,060 you have all the "privileges" of being my boyfriend. 102 00:03:47,095 --> 00:03:47,838 I enjoy them. 103 00:03:47,873 --> 00:03:48,939 Would like me to revoke those privileges? 104 00:03:48,974 --> 00:03:51,108 No, you're twisting my words. 105 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,510 What I'm saying, Jess, 106 00:03:52,544 --> 00:03:54,378 is we've never had the boyfriend-girlfriend, 107 00:03:54,413 --> 00:03:56,681 seeing other people conversation. 108 00:03:56,715 --> 00:03:59,083 We haven't had the seeing other people conversation? 109 00:03:59,117 --> 00:04:00,851 You're seeing other people? 110 00:04:00,886 --> 00:04:02,219 No, I'm not. Are you? 111 00:04:02,254 --> 00:04:03,921 - No. - Jess, I'm just... 112 00:04:03,955 --> 00:04:06,824 We haven't had the conversation is all, 113 00:04:06,858 --> 00:04:08,092 and it's a conversation 114 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:11,228 that I, personally, would love to have. 115 00:04:11,263 --> 00:04:12,863 Uh, dude, let's go. It's gonna close. 116 00:04:12,898 --> 00:04:14,598 Geez, is she not letting you go? 117 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:17,401 I'm just telling her what kind of cake to bake me, son. 118 00:04:17,436 --> 00:04:18,936 Oh. 119 00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:20,204 Damn! 120 00:04:20,238 --> 00:04:22,306 That's right. All right. 121 00:04:23,442 --> 00:04:24,675 What are you doing?! 122 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:26,410 - I don't know. - What are you doing?! 123 00:04:26,445 --> 00:04:27,778 Jess, it's when Coach is here, 124 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:29,847 - I just... - No. 125 00:04:29,881 --> 00:04:31,315 Nick! 126 00:04:31,349 --> 00:04:34,251 - I'm really sorry. - Guess what, Nick? 127 00:04:34,286 --> 00:04:35,820 I'm going out tonight 128 00:04:35,854 --> 00:04:37,521 because we haven't had the boyfriend-girlfriend talk, 129 00:04:37,556 --> 00:04:39,724 and we haven't had the seeing other people talk, 130 00:04:39,758 --> 00:04:43,227 and I'm gonna bake a cake, a pineapple upside down cake. 131 00:04:43,261 --> 00:04:44,995 - In terms of the metaphor, I'm really... - Don't! 132 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:46,330 Go to the strip club, Nick. 133 00:04:46,364 --> 00:04:47,698 Knock yourself out. 134 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:49,900 Oh, don't wait up, Jebecca. 135 00:04:49,935 --> 00:04:50,968 Yeah, it's Jess. 136 00:04:51,002 --> 00:04:52,069 Right on. 137 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,907 Men suck. 138 00:04:56,942 --> 00:04:58,776 - Nick isn't even a man. - Mm-mm. 139 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:02,613 He's like some man-boy, man-child hybrid. 140 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:05,916 The other day, I had to tell him not to pull a dog's tail. 141 00:05:05,951 --> 00:05:07,818 I shouldn't have to do that. 142 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:11,455 If a guy wants to play games, Jess, you got to play them right back. 143 00:05:11,490 --> 00:05:12,823 - Right, good. - Yeah. 144 00:05:12,858 --> 00:05:14,558 What does that mean? 145 00:05:14,593 --> 00:05:16,994 - I'd make him jealous. - Yeah, right, yeah. 146 00:05:17,028 --> 00:05:18,696 And there are a lot of guys out there 147 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:19,997 that want to hook up with you. 148 00:05:20,031 --> 00:05:21,499 There is this one guy, Artie, 149 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,467 from the coffee shop who asked me out. 150 00:05:23,502 --> 00:05:24,935 Oh, actually, you have my number. 151 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,571 So give me a call. Maybe we can go out sometime. 152 00:05:27,606 --> 00:05:29,740 Shut your face! 153 00:05:29,775 --> 00:05:32,309 You should maybe give this guy, Artie, a call and see... 154 00:05:32,344 --> 00:05:33,644 No, that's too real. 155 00:05:33,678 --> 00:05:35,179 That's just way too real. 156 00:05:35,213 --> 00:05:36,580 Then why do you have his number in your phone? 157 00:05:36,615 --> 00:05:38,115 I just like looking at it. It's not weird. 158 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,217 - No. - But it has, like... 159 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,820 a lot of fours in it. 160 00:05:42,854 --> 00:05:45,256 You know, you know what I mean? 161 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:47,124 No, I don't. 162 00:05:50,362 --> 00:05:52,797 Oh, which one of y'all want a lap dance, 163 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:55,633 because WB just hit the ATM. 164 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,868 - Oh, hold up. - Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:57,903 --> 00:05:59,270 Shrimp Forks, why'd you get so much Bunny Money? 166 00:05:59,304 --> 00:06:00,337 What is Bunny Money? 167 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:01,505 That is Bunny Money. 168 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,941 That's not real money. Look at the bill. 169 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:05,776 President Rabbit with two big ass jugs. 170 00:06:05,811 --> 00:06:08,312 Damn, man. 171 00:06:08,346 --> 00:06:10,648 It's fine. As long as you didn't take out too much, you're okay. 172 00:06:10,682 --> 00:06:12,616 Hey, Schmidt, I took out $2,000. 173 00:06:14,352 --> 00:06:16,453 You keep making mistakes, Winston. 174 00:06:16,488 --> 00:06:18,422 Oh, isn't this great, guy? 175 00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:19,690 - Awesome. - Yeah, man, the best. 176 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:21,125 And it's gonna keep getting better, 177 00:06:21,159 --> 00:06:23,664 because we're not leaving here until the sun comes up. 178 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:25,629 - Whew. - Hey, yo, brick top! 179 00:06:25,664 --> 00:06:27,498 We about to get it popping. 180 00:06:27,532 --> 00:06:29,200 Whistle while you twerk! 181 00:06:30,368 --> 00:06:31,402 That man has so much confidence. 182 00:06:31,436 --> 00:06:32,603 It's amazing. 183 00:06:32,637 --> 00:06:33,838 Until the morning? I can't do this, Schmidt. 184 00:06:33,872 --> 00:06:34,972 I'm having anxiety here. 185 00:06:35,006 --> 00:06:36,941 I have an 8:00 a.m. presentation. That means 186 00:06:36,975 --> 00:06:39,276 I have to get there at 7:45 to lower everyone's chairs. 187 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,945 Jess hasn't texted me back. I'm starting to freak out. 188 00:06:40,979 --> 00:06:42,179 Here's what I think we should do. 189 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:44,148 I think you should be the one to just kind of tell him 190 00:06:44,182 --> 00:06:45,382 that we want to leave and that maybe 191 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,383 you want to leave and then we'll all go together. 192 00:06:46,418 --> 00:06:47,818 Why do I have to be the heavy? 193 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:48,986 All right, fellas! 194 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,821 All right, he's back! 195 00:06:50,856 --> 00:06:52,423 So I got dancers for each of us, 196 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:54,825 plus one floater to play the zone. 197 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,360 Oh, defense! 198 00:06:56,394 --> 00:06:59,129 - Yeah! - Here's a crazy idea. 199 00:06:59,164 --> 00:07:01,465 - Shoot, man. - What if we got out of here, 200 00:07:01,499 --> 00:07:03,868 went back to the loft and just hung out? 201 00:07:03,902 --> 00:07:06,103 You're going through a big breakup. Let's talk it out, man. 202 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:07,338 Yeah, yeah, let's just, um, 203 00:07:07,372 --> 00:07:08,739 go home and talk feelings. 204 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:10,207 - No. - Mm-mm. 205 00:07:10,242 --> 00:07:11,909 I was with Malia, now I'm not. 206 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:13,677 There, we talked about it. 207 00:07:13,712 --> 00:07:15,079 Oh, look at the time. 208 00:07:15,113 --> 00:07:16,680 It's butt o'clock. 209 00:07:16,715 --> 00:07:17,948 - You whipped. - Shut up, Schmidt. 210 00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:19,149 - You whipped. - Straight-up whipped. 211 00:07:19,184 --> 00:07:20,251 I'm not whipped. 212 00:07:20,285 --> 00:07:21,418 - Whipped like cream cheese. - Yeah, you are. 213 00:07:21,453 --> 00:07:23,287 - Whipped like cream cheese. - Whipped! 214 00:07:23,321 --> 00:07:25,623 So, Cece, I'm thinking of firing off this text to Nick. 215 00:07:25,657 --> 00:07:27,458 "Loving single life." 216 00:07:27,492 --> 00:07:29,960 Should I add a "whoo-hoo" or is that too bitchy? 217 00:07:29,995 --> 00:07:31,795 Look who I called. 218 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,831 Hey, Jess. 219 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:37,868 Shut your face. 220 00:07:37,903 --> 00:07:39,403 What? 221 00:07:41,057 --> 00:07:43,536 Oh, looks like you could use a new drink. 222 00:07:43,592 --> 00:07:47,361 Barkeep, can I please get a Shirley Temple 223 00:07:47,395 --> 00:07:51,265 with a finger of coconut rum and a lemon squeeze? 224 00:07:51,299 --> 00:07:53,734 I call it a Temple Grandin because it makes friendly 225 00:07:53,768 --> 00:07:55,202 and compassionate. 226 00:07:55,236 --> 00:07:58,038 I have a boyfriend. 227 00:07:58,073 --> 00:07:59,373 No, she... No, she doesn't. 228 00:07:59,407 --> 00:08:00,741 Yeah, I do. She do. 229 00:08:00,775 --> 00:08:02,409 - No. - Obviously, this is a bad time, 230 00:08:02,444 --> 00:08:04,578 and, uh, you're involved. 231 00:08:04,612 --> 00:08:05,646 In some shape or other. 232 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,147 No, no, no. She's free as a bird. 233 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:08,215 - Cece. - All right, 234 00:08:08,249 --> 00:08:10,851 well, he's a very lucky man. I hope he realizes that. 235 00:08:10,885 --> 00:08:13,120 Oh, don't move. 236 00:08:13,154 --> 00:08:15,122 You've got an eyelash. 237 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:17,057 There we go. Make a wish. 238 00:08:17,092 --> 00:08:18,959 I'm afraid to. 239 00:08:18,994 --> 00:08:21,061 All right, take care. 240 00:08:21,963 --> 00:08:23,230 Big mistake. 241 00:08:23,264 --> 00:08:25,065 I shook his hand. I had my fun. 242 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,334 Do you think that Nick is in the strip club right now 243 00:08:27,369 --> 00:08:29,336 shaking hands? No. 244 00:08:29,371 --> 00:08:31,338 Because he is a man. 245 00:08:31,373 --> 00:08:32,506 You can't trust them, Jess. 246 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,742 Okay? The moment you let your guard down, 247 00:08:34,776 --> 00:08:37,411 they just walk all over you. 248 00:08:37,445 --> 00:08:39,680 Tonight is the night to beat them at their own game. 249 00:08:41,716 --> 00:08:43,350 Hey, Artie! 250 00:08:43,385 --> 00:08:45,686 Bet you can't lift me! 251 00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:50,157 Uh, all sales of Bunny Money are final. 252 00:08:50,191 --> 00:08:53,427 How am I supposed to spend $2,000 on dancers? 253 00:08:53,461 --> 00:08:55,095 Oh, no. Our dancers don't take it. 254 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,873 - What? - However, uh, 255 00:08:56,878 --> 00:08:58,382 Bunny Money is redeemable at the bar, 256 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:01,335 our gift shop and our sister club in Fort Myers, Florida. 257 00:09:01,369 --> 00:09:02,703 What?! 258 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:04,071 Body shot. 259 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:08,742 You taste delicious, do you know that? 260 00:09:08,777 --> 00:09:10,010 What is that? An aftertaste? 261 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:11,612 - Probably baby formula. - Oh... 262 00:09:11,646 --> 00:09:12,613 Tuesday nights! 263 00:09:12,647 --> 00:09:14,615 Girl, you are a pistol. 264 00:09:14,649 --> 00:09:16,350 I'll tell you what, 265 00:09:16,384 --> 00:09:18,685 how 'bout you and me go back 266 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,221 and I dance on you this time? 267 00:09:22,957 --> 00:09:25,459 Oh, man. 268 00:09:25,493 --> 00:09:26,794 Tuesdays nights. 269 00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:28,629 You know, for a chub, you're a terrible heavy. 270 00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:31,565 Let's just get Coach really drunk until he passes out. 271 00:09:31,599 --> 00:09:33,874 Then we take him home. Shot contest. 272 00:09:33,909 --> 00:09:35,869 Like in Raiders of the Lost Ark, Schmidt. 273 00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:37,476 I'm not ripping a page from that pro-Nazi film. 274 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,777 It isn't pro-Nazi. 275 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,941 Of course it is. It might as well be an SS propaganda movie. 276 00:09:40,975 --> 00:09:43,343 No, everybody in a Nazi uniform literally dies. 277 00:09:43,378 --> 00:09:45,709 Yeah, the... When she puts the hand 278 00:09:45,744 --> 00:09:47,047 - into the, uh... - The heart. 279 00:09:47,082 --> 00:09:49,850 No, not... Well, that happens, too. Nazis. 280 00:09:49,884 --> 00:09:51,652 I don't think that makes you a Nazi. 281 00:09:51,686 --> 00:09:53,454 They ate the monkey brains, and there was all the bugs. 282 00:09:53,488 --> 00:09:55,122 Nazi, Nazi. 283 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:56,490 Nick's at a strip club, 284 00:09:56,524 --> 00:09:58,792 but he's just being a normal guy in his 20s that wants 285 00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:00,961 to hang out with other guys in their 20s. 286 00:10:00,995 --> 00:10:02,663 They're all in their 30s. 287 00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:04,131 - Hmm. - Yeah. 288 00:10:04,165 --> 00:10:05,466 Enough about Nick. 289 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,834 What do you do 290 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:08,669 when you're not making coffee at the coffee shop? 291 00:10:08,703 --> 00:10:11,338 - Well, actually, I own the coffee shop. - What? 292 00:10:11,372 --> 00:10:12,840 It's not as glamorous as you may think. 293 00:10:12,874 --> 00:10:14,274 It's a lot of spreadsheets 294 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,777 and jetting off to Brazil at a moment's notice. 295 00:10:16,811 --> 00:10:18,779 Nick's never been to Brazil. 296 00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:20,214 Maybe you should step away. 297 00:10:20,248 --> 00:10:23,784 You know, call Nick up and hash things out. 298 00:10:23,818 --> 00:10:25,085 Hmm-mm, can't call Nick 'cause then he'll know 299 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,086 I'm thinking about him. 300 00:10:26,121 --> 00:10:27,788 - Ah. - And then he wins. 301 00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:29,423 Maybe you both win. 302 00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:30,591 Say Brazil again. 303 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:31,925 Brazil. 304 00:10:34,062 --> 00:10:36,263 Say "rubber baby buggy bumpers." 305 00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:38,065 Rubber babby buggy bumpers. 306 00:10:38,099 --> 00:10:39,633 Oh, my God! 307 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,768 Shot contest isn't working. 308 00:10:41,803 --> 00:10:43,270 It's only making him stronger. 309 00:10:43,304 --> 00:10:45,939 It's Jess. 310 00:10:45,974 --> 00:10:48,709 Hey, Jess, I'm so glad you called! 311 00:10:48,743 --> 00:10:50,611 Nick, can I talk to you for a second? 312 00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:53,380 Oh, is that, uh, Notorious N.A.G.? 313 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:55,315 - Hey! - Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal? 314 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:59,453 Hey, I don't need your help checking my woman. 315 00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:01,188 You're checking your woman? 316 00:11:01,222 --> 00:11:02,723 Wait, how did you hear that? 317 00:11:02,757 --> 00:11:05,192 You were covering the listening part, dummy. 318 00:11:05,226 --> 00:11:06,360 Yeah, but they look the same. 319 00:11:06,394 --> 00:11:07,728 I'm too drunk. 320 00:11:07,762 --> 00:11:09,997 Well, I'm way drunk, too, and I'm with a man. 321 00:11:10,031 --> 00:11:11,732 What? 322 00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:14,334 He owns a business, and he goes to Brazil. 323 00:11:15,331 --> 00:11:17,155 - Nick? - Oh, it's a coin flip. 324 00:11:17,205 --> 00:11:18,305 Hello? 325 00:11:18,339 --> 00:11:20,040 He's so immature. 326 00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:22,075 Jess! 327 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,477 Jess, I got it. 328 00:11:23,511 --> 00:11:24,878 Hey, I think you guys have had enough. 329 00:11:24,913 --> 00:11:26,480 Why don't you let me give you a ride home? 330 00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:27,748 Wait, you weren't drinking? 331 00:11:27,782 --> 00:11:29,149 Oh, no, no, no, I don't drink. 332 00:11:29,184 --> 00:11:30,884 I got to get a jump on the morning. 333 00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:32,691 Well, you really have it together. 334 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,955 I bet you can use a phone, too. 335 00:11:34,989 --> 00:11:37,457 Your bar for having it together is set pretty low. 336 00:11:37,492 --> 00:11:39,660 I don't think this is such a good idea. 337 00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:42,663 - We can just grab a cab home. - Cece, this was your idea. 338 00:11:42,697 --> 00:11:44,765 Artie, can we take your jet? 339 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:47,367 Oh, it's just one coffee shop. 340 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,269 Wouldn't you like to know? 341 00:11:49,804 --> 00:11:52,539 All right, guys, give it up for Candy! 342 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:53,874 Is that lobster gray? 343 00:11:53,908 --> 00:11:54,942 Most expensive thing on the menu. 344 00:11:54,976 --> 00:11:56,877 I got to go. 345 00:11:56,911 --> 00:11:57,878 What? 346 00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,613 Jess is drinking and talking to some guy. 347 00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:02,382 Forget her, dude. Relationships are prisons. 348 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,585 How often do we get to hang out like this? 349 00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:05,886 I haven't seen you in two years. 350 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,888 Strippers and booze forever. 351 00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:08,989 - Hear, hear. - There it is. 352 00:12:09,023 --> 00:12:10,190 No, stop, no, no. 353 00:12:10,225 --> 00:12:13,227 Relationships are not prisons, 354 00:12:13,261 --> 00:12:14,561 and Jess is amazing. 355 00:12:14,596 --> 00:12:17,097 She's sexy 356 00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:18,599 and sweet, 357 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,934 and I can't lose her. 358 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:23,470 So I'm going home to see her. 359 00:12:28,476 --> 00:12:31,111 Why are you crying? We can see each other tomorrow. 360 00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:33,680 I didn't break up with Malia, all right? 361 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:37,551 - She broke up with me. - Why didn't you say anything, man? 362 00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:39,553 'Cause I was embarrassed, Winston. 363 00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:41,822 I lost her. 364 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:44,491 I was just trying to fill a void with all these naked chicks. 365 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:47,561 I don't want to be here. I want to be in love. 366 00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:50,230 Oh, Coach, this is so pathetic. 367 00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:53,857 Now she's dating some dude named Derrique. 368 00:12:53,892 --> 00:12:55,669 Or Derek. 369 00:12:55,703 --> 00:12:58,105 Coach, you need to go home, and I need to go home, too. 370 00:12:58,139 --> 00:12:59,439 You're right, man. 371 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,575 You have to fight for your relationships. 372 00:13:01,609 --> 00:13:03,243 - Freaking Derrique. - Let's go. 373 00:13:03,278 --> 00:13:05,245 Mm-mmm, guys, guys, you cannot leave. 374 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,314 Dude, I was just crying. I want to get out of here. 375 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:08,982 It's embarrassing. He cried in a strip club. 376 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:10,751 All the dudes saw me cry. Dude, I want to leave. 377 00:13:10,785 --> 00:13:13,453 Man, I got Bunny Money coming out of my pockets. 378 00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:16,857 Wait a minute, this ain't the way home. 379 00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:18,992 Yeah, we're just gonna make a quick stop. 380 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:22,429 We're gonna kick Malia's boyfriend's ass. 381 00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:24,598 Wait, this is a police station? 382 00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:25,599 Uh-huh, that's where he works. 383 00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:27,768 You want to drunk fight a cop? 384 00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:30,404 He stole my girlfriend. 385 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:31,938 Did you hear the joke about the two black guys 386 00:13:31,973 --> 00:13:33,940 and two white guys who walked into a police station? 387 00:13:33,975 --> 00:13:37,010 - The two white guys came out. - I'm with Winston. 388 00:13:37,045 --> 00:13:38,011 - Winston? - Mm-hmm? 389 00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:41,148 I got two of these, and you got one more of those. 390 00:13:41,182 --> 00:13:42,683 - Put that away. - Coach! 391 00:13:42,717 --> 00:13:43,784 Coach, let's do it. 392 00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:44,951 - Coach, no! - Let's get raucous. 393 00:13:44,986 --> 00:13:46,453 - I'm ready. - We're not ready! 394 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,751 - He is pure life force. - He's a lunatic, man. 395 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:52,752 I got to get out of here. 396 00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:54,153 I want to go, too. I got a work thing. 397 00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:56,422 - Well, I got a girl thing, dude. - Work trumps girls. 398 00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:57,857 Girls are replaceable. Jobs are forever. 399 00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:00,192 I bet I get left with the fare. I just bet... 400 00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:01,727 Hey, driver, let me just ask you something. 401 00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,396 Do you like strippers? 402 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,332 Do you also like the deal of a lifetime? 403 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,700 I wanted to leave first. 404 00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:09,235 I've been saying that the whole night, 405 00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:10,870 and none of you guys can stop me. 406 00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:13,205 You think that you can... you can... 407 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,509 beat me in a physical altercation of fisticuffs? 408 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:18,344 I will beat you in a way 409 00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:21,180 that you've never been beaten before. 410 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:23,949 Ooh. 411 00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:24,984 Damn it! 412 00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:26,218 You got hit in the face, son. 413 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:27,953 Hit me again. 414 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,622 'Cause I swear 415 00:14:29,656 --> 00:14:31,057 you'll be... I'll be... 416 00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:35,361 Loosen up your neck so I can put you into the headlock of a lifetime. 417 00:14:35,395 --> 00:14:36,996 Guys, it's escalating, look! 418 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,198 I'm a cop, pew, pew, pew. 419 00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:41,400 No, no, no, no, no. 420 00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:43,302 Thanks for the ride, Artie. 421 00:14:43,336 --> 00:14:44,904 Bathroom's down the hall. 422 00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,138 It's the one with the urinals. 423 00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:47,540 I do live with men. 424 00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:49,575 Nay, boys. 425 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,547 Look, if he can pee in Brazil, 426 00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:55,981 he can pee at my house. 427 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:57,349 - Do you actually like this guy? - What? 428 00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:59,518 No, no. 429 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:02,154 Nick couldn't call me his girlfriend, 430 00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:03,789 and that hurt. 431 00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:07,193 Now I want to hurt him back with some long, 432 00:15:07,227 --> 00:15:10,329 hot conversation. 433 00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:11,897 - That's what you really want to do? - Yes. 434 00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:13,432 Men suck, remember? 435 00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:14,867 I'm sorry about saying that, 436 00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:16,836 because I put that on you, all right? 437 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:20,206 That's because I'm going through something right now with Schmidt. 438 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,908 - You have Nick. - Nick's a child 439 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:24,877 who drinks on Tuesdays. 440 00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:27,012 You're drinking on a Tuesday and you are a teacher. 441 00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:29,014 Those kids are watching a movie tomorrow. 442 00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:31,250 Look, Nick doesn't have a life plan. 443 00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:32,952 He doesn't have a day plan. 444 00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:35,087 I once found a note he wrote to himself 445 00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:36,856 that said "Put on pants" 446 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:39,191 followed by a question mark. 447 00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:41,894 That means it read, "Put on pants?" 448 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:45,064 Also, he throws pizza at seagulls, 449 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:49,268 which I guess is kind of nice because he's trying to feed them. 450 00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:53,172 And he's a really, 451 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:55,107 really great kisser. 452 00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:57,643 You have something really good. 453 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:03,716 Just go get Artie and tell him to leave, all right? 454 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,950 Can you just get Derek?! 455 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:06,152 Hey! Hey! 456 00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:07,253 He's gonna get the whole precinct! 457 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:08,888 This is a high-income area. 458 00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:10,788 They're very bored in there. 459 00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:14,260 Oh, my goodness, this jacket smells like gasoline. 460 00:16:14,294 --> 00:16:16,295 Guys, come on. 461 00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,464 Come on, man, we're too old for this. 462 00:16:18,498 --> 00:16:21,801 - We're too old for this whole night. - What? 463 00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:24,069 Life changes. You got to grow up. 464 00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:27,072 I did. I'm in a relationship, and I'm happy. 465 00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,775 Schmidt moved out of the loft, and he's happy. 466 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,076 I'm miserable! 467 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,012 - It's your fault. - What are you talking about? 468 00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:34,513 I'm in a vacancy room! 469 00:16:34,548 --> 00:16:37,483 - A room of vacancy! Empty nest! - By choice! By choice! 470 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,185 Let me tell you something, when I'm done with you, 471 00:16:39,219 --> 00:16:40,486 your face is gonna look all melted 472 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,087 like the president at the end of Raiders. 473 00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:43,522 He wasn't a president! You saw a different movie 474 00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:45,958 - than everybody else in the world! - I'll kill you! 475 00:16:45,992 --> 00:16:47,459 - He wasn't a president. - Guys, guys! 476 00:16:47,494 --> 00:16:48,894 Kick you in the butt! 477 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,362 - Don't! You touched my penis! - Hey, hey! 478 00:16:50,397 --> 00:16:51,697 Don't touch my penis! 479 00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:52,832 Stop! Stop it! 480 00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:54,300 - You just touched my penis! - Hey! Hey! 481 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,202 You touched my... 482 00:16:57,537 --> 00:16:58,737 You guys, grow up! 483 00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:02,675 - You grow up. Grow up! - Coach? What are you doing here? 484 00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:08,781 - Is this about Malia? - Yeah, it's about Malia. 485 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,903 Take care of her, man. 486 00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,123 Yeah, I will. 487 00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:20,359 I'm a cop, 488 00:17:20,393 --> 00:17:22,027 not some drunk loser. 489 00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:25,164 Get out of here. 490 00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:31,036 Should we grow up tomorrow night? 491 00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:34,240 Yeah. 492 00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:35,507 Muscle time! 493 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,609 - Get on the ground! - Muscle time! 494 00:17:36,643 --> 00:17:38,677 - I'm a cop! - Back up! 495 00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:40,479 - I got a badge and a gun! - Arrest me, dude! 496 00:17:41,848 --> 00:17:43,682 He's got backup! Go! Go! 497 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,217 - Go! Go! - Go! 498 00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:47,152 Serpentine! 499 00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:49,121 Serpentine! 500 00:17:55,228 --> 00:17:57,229 Artie, I have to hit the hay. 501 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,001 Oh, dear! 502 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:03,168 Don't worry. 503 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:05,204 I'm gonna make you coffee in the morning. 504 00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:14,329 It's been a really great evening, what a treat it's been, 505 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,657 but I think somewhere along the way, 506 00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:17,825 some signals got crossed. 507 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,294 Signals could not have been any clearer. 508 00:18:20,329 --> 00:18:21,963 Come on in. 509 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,998 The water's warm. 510 00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,235 Are you splashing me? 511 00:18:27,269 --> 00:18:28,636 I'm fixing to mix you up. 512 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,137 Seriously? 513 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,973 Oh, men are such dicks. 514 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,113 All right, guys, second wind. 515 00:18:39,147 --> 00:18:41,682 You got an old TV? Let's throw it off the roof. 516 00:18:41,717 --> 00:18:44,151 Come on, you're crashing with me. 517 00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:47,188 And you, go talk to your girlfriend. 518 00:18:47,222 --> 00:18:48,656 Thanks. 519 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,925 Hey, it was a fun night. 520 00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:52,693 All right, guys. 521 00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:53,794 Let's go, Shrimp Forks. 522 00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:56,097 Coach, Shrimp Forks? 523 00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:57,632 Come on, man, that makes no sense. 524 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,333 I played professional basketball. 525 00:18:59,368 --> 00:19:00,835 You got to stop calling me that. 526 00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:02,336 I'm sorry, man. 527 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:04,672 Hop along, Bunny Money. 528 00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:06,407 Better than Shrimp Forks. 529 00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:07,942 - I'll take that. - Fantastic. 530 00:19:07,976 --> 00:19:09,911 It only cost you $2,000. 531 00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:11,345 It did, didn't it? 532 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,916 The Brazilians have the same word for making love to one woman 533 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:17,385 as they do for making love to two. 534 00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:21,449 Mah-gaa-leesh. 535 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:23,958 Take off your tops and say it with me. 536 00:19:23,992 --> 00:19:24,825 Jess! 537 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,527 Oh, my God, that's Nick! 538 00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:28,930 Okay, okay, you-you just get him dressed. 539 00:19:28,964 --> 00:19:30,131 I will stall Nick. 540 00:19:30,165 --> 00:19:31,632 I am really good at this kind of thing. 541 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,301 Oh, my God. 542 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:34,669 Nick, hey, great. 543 00:19:34,703 --> 00:19:36,437 I've been wanting to talk to you about this side table. 544 00:19:36,471 --> 00:19:37,872 What kind of wood is it made out of? 545 00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:38,873 Jess, I failed! 546 00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:40,074 Jess. 547 00:19:41,276 --> 00:19:43,477 Welcome, brother. 548 00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:45,313 Oh, my God. 549 00:19:45,347 --> 00:19:47,248 Nick, I can't imagine what you must be thinking right now. 550 00:19:47,282 --> 00:19:48,849 Actually, I can. 551 00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,017 This is your worst nightmare. 552 00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,585 There's a very good-looking man in my bed, 553 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,653 and he's naked, 554 00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,922 and I'm flushed, and I'm flustered. 555 00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:57,391 I might as well just spray paint "Jay Cutler sucks" on the wall 556 00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:59,226 and just round out the whole image, right? 557 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:02,129 But, Nick, nothing happened, 558 00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:04,598 and nothing was ever going to happen, 559 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,668 and you have to believe me, please. 560 00:20:07,703 --> 00:20:11,605 Say you believe me, please. 561 00:20:14,609 --> 00:20:17,044 I believe you. 562 00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:24,018 Do you have any questions? 563 00:20:24,052 --> 00:20:26,020 Do you want me to have questions? 564 00:20:26,054 --> 00:20:27,922 Well... 565 00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:29,256 Hey, Artie? 566 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,659 I'm gonna need you 567 00:20:31,693 --> 00:20:33,861 to get out of my girlfriend's bed, man. 568 00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:36,864 Well, uh, 569 00:20:36,898 --> 00:20:39,500 I'm naked and-and in bed, 570 00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:41,969 and you're fully clothed and standing, 571 00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:44,472 so I mean, I hardly think this would be a fair fight. 572 00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,907 Well, I'd like it to be a fair fight. 573 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,744 Thank God for snaps. 574 00:20:49,778 --> 00:20:51,379 Men are so weird. 575 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,214 I must warn you, 576 00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:56,384 while spending time in Brazil... 577 00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:59,320 Let get situated first before we get into this thing. 578 00:20:59,354 --> 00:21:01,122 Oh, my God! 579 00:21:02,057 --> 00:21:03,691 - Bye-bye. - Don't die, big guy. 580 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,927 - Hey. - Hey. 581 00:21:06,962 --> 00:21:08,796 You called me your girlfriend. 582 00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,431 Did I? I don't remember. 583 00:21:14,703 --> 00:21:16,003 Where's Winston with the food? 584 00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:18,105 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 585 00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:21,008 It was crazy at the V-Rab. Bachelor party season. 586 00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:23,077 - I got a deep-dish gyrator, no mushrooms. - That's me. 587 00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:24,345 Don't call it V-Rab. 588 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,313 Please. 589 00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:28,416 I got the main stage fish tacos. 590 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,317 - No regrets. - Great order. 591 00:21:30,352 --> 00:21:31,719 Pour some sugar on meatballs? 592 00:21:31,753 --> 00:21:33,154 - Oh, that's me. - Thank you. 593 00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:36,830 Let's see, and I got the short stack ass-clap pancakes. 594 00:21:37,476 --> 00:21:39,275 You want to switch? 595 00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:41,874 - Schmidt, you want a taco? - No, I'm gonna take one of Winston's. 596 00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:43,542 - Take it if you want it, dude. - I was just thinking 597 00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:46,445 maybe-maybe you guys could chip in a little bit. 598 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:49,180 - 'Cause it was expensive. - You want one of Winston's tacos? 599 00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:52,104 I'll take 50 cents on the dollar, I really would. I really would. 600 00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,990 Please? 601 00:21:55,391 --> 00:21:58,118 Sync and corrected by ScreamingPanda www.addic7ed.com