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How's the planning of
the bachelor party coming?
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Well, Tokyo is not happening.
Turns out Nick booked the trip
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on a Web site called
Pricelive.cob.
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Right.
That's a scam.
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Yeah. I'm sure. I'm sure of it.
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I-I'm still pulling
for a Tokyo theme.
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You know, we could
do a spa day.
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There could be
hot springs,
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cherry blossoms.
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(chuckles)
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(brakes squeal)
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Oh!
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(horn honking)
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Imbecile!
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(tires squealing)
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CECE:
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, oh, oh. He's-he's
getting out of the car.
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Why is he getting
out of the car?
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I don't know,
babe, I don't know.
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Toby!
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I'm Toby!
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What you gonna say now?
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I'm-I'm sorry?
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Toby! Toby!
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Okay. Okay.
Toby. Toby.
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Okay! Okay!
Toby!
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"Okay" is not working.
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I don't understand.
Is Toby your name?
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That's right.
Toby, bitch.
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Got it.
Bitch.
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(scoffs)
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That was Toby.
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The froofy Japan
bachelor party is off.
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W-We're going to Vegas
on a road trip.
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Like men.
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Vegas, yeah!
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WINSTON: Vegas! Like men.
Like men.
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Like men! Vegas! Vegas!
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(cheers)
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Is this change of plans
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an overreaction to something?
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No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
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♪ ♪
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ALL:
Road trip.
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Oh, I called the
car rental place,
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reservation's all good.
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Did you get us the
toughest convertible?
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NICK:
I did.
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Anything you want, you get.
I'm your best man.
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Well, what if I want a hug?
Peel it open.
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All right. You failed the test.
Hugs are not tough.
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Bro fail. Big-time
bro fail, Nick.
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What is going on with you?
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Yeah, babe.
Just because a scary man
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yelled his name in your face
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doesn't mean you can't
like sake baths.
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This has nothing to do
with me being yelled at.
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Yeah, okay.
This has everything to do
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with a road trip.
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Road tri...
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Are we...
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Are we not cheering on that one?
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Cece, as your bridesman
I am so sorry
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I have to miss your
bachelorette party.
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I know you girls are just
having a ladies' day in,
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but please
keep Winnie up to date
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with anything
that's noteworthy.
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MEN:
Noteworthy!
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"Noteworthy" gets one?
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Well, we have one
convertible left.
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No.
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That's not tough.
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Yellow convertibles are
for horny beach trash.
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I drive a yellow convertible.
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It's my boy's
bachelor party.
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If he says you're
horny beach trash,
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then you're
horny beach trash.
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I'm a good person.
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Hey, hey, hey, huh?
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Welcome fellow groomsmen.
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Big Schmidt, your minivan
is sweet as hell, dude.
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Yeah. Well, you know,
I got it for the kids,
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but, uh, it's not quite
the chick magnet
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I was hoping for.
Yeah, of course not.
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I mean, I-I am straight hounding
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for some Sin City strange,
you know.
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I don't care if it's a man,
woman, or child.
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You really should care
if it's a child.
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Yeah, them kids, man.
Yeah, no children.
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No. God, God, of course not.
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You know,
that's not what I'm saying.
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I was just listing...
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Ah, Vegas.
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Truly a town in which
to devour and be devoured.
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Whoo-whoo. Whoo, whoo, Vegas.
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I'm gonna click in, eventually.
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I just... this morning
I realized I still have some
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unresolved feelings
towards Cece,
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and now I'm out here
celebrating with her fiancé.
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So, you know...
if I didn't wake up tomorrow,
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you know,
that would be fine with me.
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But we're gonna have
a good time in Las Vegas. Whoo.
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Yeah, that's dark, man.
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(phone chimes)
That's dark, bro.
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Ooh, I got a text from Jess.
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Hot bachelorette party goss.
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"With Aly, Tripp.
On the squirts!"
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That's weird.
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Uh, why would she be
with Aly and her boyfriend?
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Why does she need to tell me?
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Maybe they're having problems.
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She's, uh, with my partner,
Aly, who, I'm in love with,
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but she has a boyfriend,
you know.
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And I'm married to Rhonda,
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but it's a prank.
It's a whole story, I'm prank...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Too many lady problems,
all right?
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This is a bachelor party.
You know what? You're right.
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You're right.
I'm gonna put the phone away.
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My focus is here with you guys.
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Fabulous.
Anybody want to split a pill?
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Change of plans,
you guys.
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Boys.
Hey.
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We're doing
motorcycles.
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Yeah!
Let's do this.
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♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
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♪ Thunder ♪
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♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
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♪ Thunder ♪
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♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪
(laughs)
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You look cool, man.
You look cool.
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Hey, why don't you check
your right pocket, buddy?
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What?
What?
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What? I said "What?"
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I thought you said
something different.
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Different from what?
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I thought you said
something different.
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I can't hear you.
What?
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Check your pocket on
the right side, buddy.
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My pock... yeah!
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This is exactly what
I'm talking about.
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What?
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(spitting)
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(laughing):
All right.
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We are going to
party so hard.
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(grunts) We're gonna
go buck wild.
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Buck wild.
On fleek.
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Yeah, that's right,
that's right,
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that's right, that's right.
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I'm telling you guys,
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this couldn't come
at a better time.
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I really need this.
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I mean, between my divorce
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and my mom getting put in
hospice care, you know?
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Yeah, we gonna tap that ass!
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♪ Bend it over
and do it again. ♪
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Are you on your
phone, man?
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Huh?
What are you...?
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Huh? No, no, I am... nah.
Enough with the phone.
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I was, uh... ROBBY:
What are you doing?
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I was looking at
this-this children's book.
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Yeah, this ugly
duckling about to be
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fine as hell at the end.
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Sexy ass swan.
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Got me picking feathers
out of my teeth for days.
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It's not the feathers
you have to worry about.
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It's the eggshells.
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Ow!
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Damn it.
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Oh, shoot.
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Hey, hey!
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No, no...
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No.
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Aah! Aah!
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ALL:
Oh!
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Whoa. I didn't know you could
fall off those things.
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Well, you can't,
but I did it anyway.
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'Cause I'm not
friggin' tough enough
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to ride a mechanical tricycle.
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Hey, it could have happened to anybody,
Schmidt. No, it couldn't have.
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It could only happen to me.
You crashed.
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You chunked. You beefed.
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You came off your bike.
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That's cool as hell.
You got injured.
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Yeah, you know,
my neck does feel a little...
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I don't know... off.
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Well, yeah, your neck's off.
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It's-it's hurt.
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You got hurt on a hog, man.
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And what are you gonna
do with that pain?
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What does a man do
about that pain?
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He takes a bubble bath.
No.
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He drinks the pain away.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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You see that biker bar?
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We're gonna walk inside.
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You're gonna take
your helmet off.
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You're gonna slam it down.
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You're gonna tell
somebody to watch it.
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You're gonna put
Seeger on the jukebox.
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And you're gonna
drink some whiskey.
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Some clear-cut
accomplishables.
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That sounds pretty manly.
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All right, my man.
Give me some skin.
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Ah, Schmidt.
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Come on, that didn't hurt.
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It's too hard. It hurt.
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It honestly hurt.
You're strong.
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Look, man,
I do... you know.
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Feel good?
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I am, I'm feeling better.
You back?
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Who's the butchest guy
on this roadside?
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Me.
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What are we doing?
Stopping for coffee?
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Let me get a scone.
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Unless it's raspberry,
in which case
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I'll take
a chocolate chip cookie.
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That's it. Give me the phone.
Whoa, no, no, no, no.
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Look, I just texted Jess
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to see if Aly and Tripp
broke up, okay?
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And she's replying, man,
the dots are up.
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All right? Look, I need
to know if Aly is single.
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Oh, all right, well, let
me see real quick. Yeah.
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Give me that thing.
Hey, hey, hey. Oh!
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(cell phone dings)
Oh! That ding. That ding.
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That's for me. That's for me.
You got to let me check.
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Hell no. Uh-uh.
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This phone is on lockdown
in pocket town.
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(whoops)
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Did you hear what
I just said?
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It's good.
Hey, guys!
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Eagle eyes has found
the road house.
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So let's...!
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I don't why I led out
with "let's" like that.
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I feel like I have
nowhere to...
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Let's rodeo.
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♪ I'm ready to get mine ♪
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♪ Then I'll leave this town... ♪
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Oh, these people are real desert-y.
I don't think
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this is the kind of place
where you're gonna want to s...
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(loud thud)
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(muttering)
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Somebody watch that.
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I must say, this is
not my favorite
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sort of white
people in here.
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Me neither.
My favorite kind
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of white people are
redheads with high socks.
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Male or female.
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Hey, hey.
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Um, remember earlier,
when you took my phone
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and it went "ding"?
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Wait a minute.
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There's a desert flower
over there
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00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,171
who needs
a little watering.
256
00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,239
(grunts)
257
00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,242
What's Schmidt doing?
258
00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,744
(thud)
259
00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,247
Oh, he's not even
looking at the buttons.
260
00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,514
♪ I used to bite my tongue ♪
261
00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:04,883
♪ And hold my breath ♪
262
00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,551
Hey, what's going on?
Come here.
263
00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:07,886
Unplug the thing.
Unplug the whole thing.
264
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:08,920
♪ So I sit quiet... ♪
265
00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,889
(music stops)
Whoa.
266
00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,524
(chuckles)
Good thing that's over.
267
00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,393
We can come back from this.
Buy everybody in here a drink.
268
00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,730
That's a cool move.
That's a Rat Pack move.
269
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,565
Can I buy you a drink?
270
00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,267
Um, uh, a beer?
A bock, maybe?
271
00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,535
You've got some amber
in-in your necklace.
272
00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,070
Uh, maybe an amber bock.
273
00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,540
Nick?
274
00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,009
(dog barking outside)
275
00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,249
Nick?
276
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,917
I got to tell you,
I love that vest.
277
00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,252
Desert fashion has a certain
278
00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,621
functional sensuality
that I really respond to.
279
00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,757
I made it out of
my dead Rottweiler.
280
00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,392
You dirty little rattlesnake.
281
00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,760
You know, I've got
a picnic blanket
282
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,461
in my minivan,
we could go... (yells)
283
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,430
You know what? If you're gonna
be traveling in my minivan,
284
00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,464
you're gonna live by my rules.
285
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,433
Now go over there and sit down.
286
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,068
You know, I'm willing
to bet, you got
287
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,770
a big spider in your hair.
288
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,104
When I come back,
289
00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,573
I intend to find it.
290
00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,575
I'm not mad.
291
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,611
I'm just incredibly
disappointed in you.
292
00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,780
Five whiskeys, please.
BARTENDER: Coming up.
293
00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,416
You're doing them all. That's
too much whiskey for my frame.
294
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,284
No, no, I know
it seems like a lot,
295
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,153
but binge drinking can be a fun
296
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,655
and safe way
to engage with life.
297
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,490
This is one of
your dear friend's
298
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,758
bachelor parties, you know?
299
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,427
If you miss out on it now,
300
00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,595
you miss out
on the memories forever, Wally.
301
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:28,433
My name's Winston, but
you're absolutely correct, man.
302
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,101
I should not be sitting here,
thinking about Aly.
303
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,936
She's never going to
go for a guy like me.
304
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,605
Clearly living
in a fantasy world.
305
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:37,141
I should be getting
drunk with you guys
306
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,010
in this disgusting bar.
307
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,111
(laughter)
308
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,479
Hear, hear.
Cheers to that.
309
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,949
Oh, that is low quality whiskey.
Yeah.
310
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:45,984
Hey, barkeep.
311
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,986
Let me get a whiskey on ice.
312
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,487
(slams table)
313
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,991
What? What'd I say?
314
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,659
Did he say something
about ice?
315
00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:55,893
Where are you boys from?
316
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,963
I'm from Los Angeles.
317
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,298
East side.
318
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,166
The... more... uh...
east... east downtown.
319
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,302
Big city boys trying
to come to our desert
320
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,137
and freeze the little
water we got left.
321
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,339
'Cause you're too soft
for a hot whiskey.
322
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,541
No-no one's bad mouthing
hot whiskey.
323
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,510
Hot Whiskey was
my first chat room name.
324
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,178
Who wants a drink?
325
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,980
I'll take a nice warm glass
326
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,516
of how about you stop coming
over here and using our water
327
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,485
to hydrate your daisies
over in L.A.?!
328
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,886
Okay, first of all,
let me just say,
329
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,355
I think we're all concerned
330
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,324
about the drought in California.
331
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,358
I haven't showered in six days.
332
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,060
Oh, so you're saying
you want to fight.
333
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,529
That's a huge
leap in logic.
334
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,064
You want to fight?
Yeah.
335
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,499
I'll fight you and then
I'll take a hot shower,
336
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,234
you s-sandy lizard man.
337
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,202
Let's do this. Totally, totally,
totally, totally, totally.
338
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,704
Yeah, let's fight these guys, Nick.
Yeah, totally.
339
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,239
We're gonna
fight these guys.
340
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,008
Uh, but not indoors.
341
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,510
Because real men
fight outside.
342
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,879
Yeah, just like real
chili doesn't have beans.
343
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,547
What the hell
you just say about beans?
344
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,383
Beans are nothing
but soggy nuts.
345
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,885
What the hell
are you saying about nuts?!
346
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,019
Nothing, it's a totally
weird digression.
347
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,054
It's not what we're about.
348
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,688
We'll see you outside.
349
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,525
But first we got to go to
the little boys' room together.
350
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,760
Yeah, we're gonna urinate
and then we're gonna do this.
351
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,195
Yeah.
352
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,997
Uh, is there a key?
Do I need a key to the restroom?
353
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,205
Ooh, God, I hope I get to
kick somebody in the head.
354
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,440
What are you doing
with that window?
355
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,909
You letting a bee out?
That's dope, man.
356
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,411
N-N-N-N-N-No. We're escaping. We're
not fighting those guys. What?
357
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,547
I thought you s-said that we're going
to meet them outside? Uh, yeah.
358
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,082
And they believed it.
It's a great trick.
359
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,917
It's how the Millers have
never had to pay for a ham.
360
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,752
We're escaping?
How-how is that butch, Nick?
361
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,220
Enough with the butch stuff,
Schmidt.
362
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,089
You got to let
this Toby thing go.
363
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,624
If I freaked out every time
somebody yelled at me, I...
364
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,226
It's not because
I got yelled at.
365
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,395
It's because I got yelled at
in front of Cece.
366
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,431
You know, I know she
can handle herself,
367
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,934
but I need to prove to myself
that I can defend her
368
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,403
from the lunatic pagans
of the world.
369
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,604
Because if I can't,
370
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,606
what kind of husband
am I going to be?
371
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,608
I understand if
you don't want
372
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,410
any part of this,
373
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,245
but this is something
I have to do.
374
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,682
For me.
375
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,086
(sighs)
376
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,155
Okay. I'm in.
377
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,290
If you got to do it,
then I got your back.
378
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,592
There's two of them,
there's two of us.
379
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,893
We can do this.
380
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,997
They got a lot of
rings, Schmidty.
381
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,145
We are so outnumbered.
So outnumbered.
382
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,246
We're not going
to win this fight.
383
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,983
That's a little boy
over there.
384
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,317
Where'd that little
boy come from?
385
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,153
He just does
that sometimes.
386
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,588
All right, I'll take
the little boy.
387
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,923
I'm gonna take the little boy.
I got the little boy.
388
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,124
You take everybody else.
I got the boy.
389
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,325
I'm gonna go for
the little boy.
390
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,527
You're not
touching Dirt Boy.
391
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,794
Don't touch Dirt Boy.
392
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:44,896
Dirt Boy touches you.
393
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,000
Why did you not more
forcefully talk me out of this?
394
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,169
Why is that little boy
not in a day care?
395
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,236
Are we fighting or not?
396
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:56,908
What are we gonna do?
397
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,381
We gotta do something, Schmidt.
398
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,885
Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt!
399
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,021
What are you doing?
400
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,189
I'm being a man.
401
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,190
I'm Schmidt!
402
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,324
Schmidt!
403
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,694
Yeah, I'm Schmidt! Schmidt!
404
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,362
Why does he keep saying his name?
I'm Schmidt.
405
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,664
In case you're
wondering what my n...
406
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,731
...what my name is,
it's Schmidt.
407
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,832
Schmidt!
408
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,668
This is Nick!
Nick! Schmidt!
409
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,904
You know what
would be a good plan?
410
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,707
You get a job at
a Raisin Bran factory, right?
411
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,008
You start stealing
412
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,044
all of the raisins, okay?
You follow?
413
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,512
Then you hydrate those raisins
414
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,247
to make them turn
back into grapes,
415
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,015
and you sell the grapes.
416
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,918
There's no overhead, and you
make you a very rich man.
417
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,753
That's right, Wilson.
418
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,422
You have surrendered
to the night.
419
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,057
I'm Wilson.
420
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,592
Schmidt!
Yeah, I'm Schmidt!
421
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,560
My babies.
422
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,862
Ain't nobody gonna
touch my babies.
423
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,431
(whooping)
424
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,765
Knuckle up!
425
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,234
Yeah, I'm feeling dangerous!
No, no, no.
426
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,935
Winston. Winston. No.
Uh-huh!
427
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,437
I ain't got no phone.
I ain't got no Aly.
428
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,571
No, no, no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no, no.
429
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,107
Dirt bike push. (yells)
430
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,542
Winston.
431
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,711
Mirror kick. (yells)
432
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,879
Hey, hey, that's my car!
Okay, get him!
433
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,248
That's his car?
You didn't say that was his car.
434
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,216
We got this. We got this. We got this.
We got this.
435
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,618
(distorted):
Come on!
436
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:17,788
(yelling)
437
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,090
(Winston whoops)
438
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,758
♪ I used to bite my tongue ♪
439
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,059
♪ And hold my breath ♪
440
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,594
♪ Scared to rock the boat ♪
441
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,729
♪ And make a mess ♪
442
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,598
♪ So I sit quietly ♪
443
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,100
♪ Agree politely ♪
444
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,470
♪ I guess that I forgot
I had a choice ♪
445
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,472
♪ I let you push me past
the breaking point ♪
446
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,108
♪ I stood for nothing ♪
447
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,144
(Winston screaming)
♪ So I fell for everything ♪
448
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,446
♪ You had me down,
but I got up ♪
449
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,815
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Already
brushing off the dust ♪
450
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,951
♪ You hear my voice ♪
451
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,286
♪ You hear that sound ♪
452
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,288
♪ Like thunder gonna
shake your ground ♪
453
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,924
Oh, no, it's the little boy!
454
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,427
Little boy, go away!
455
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,963
♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪
456
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,500
(whoops)
♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
457
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,001
♪ A fighter ♪
Ha!
458
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,437
♪ Dancing through the fire ♪
459
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,140
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
460
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,975
Oh, no.
♪ And you're gonna hear me ♪
461
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,810
I-I didn't-- I didn't mean...
♪ Roar ♪
462
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,512
♪ Louder ♪
463
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,181
♪ Louder than a lion ♪
464
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:20,117
♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
465
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,288
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
466
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,690
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
467
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,124
♪ Oh-oh-oh-
oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
468
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,427
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
469
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,764
♪ And you're gonna
hear me roar ♪
470
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,500
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
471
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,502
Hey, where the hell
is Big Schmidt?
472
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,671
♪ You're gonna hear me roar. ♪
473
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,740
Keep the vest on.
474
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,282
Here. For your cheek.
475
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,783
(men whooping and cheering
in distance)
476
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,952
(grunts)
477
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,121
I think some turquoise
got stuck in there.
478
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,490
Here. That hurt?
Ow.
479
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,791
Yes, a little.
480
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,959
All right. Let's do this.
481
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,327
Doggies or trucks?
482
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,563
I don't deserve trucks.
483
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,332
I'll be the judge of that.
484
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,201
You deserve trucks.
485
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,572
Damn. Anybody else
get hit with a geode?
486
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,973
I got hit with a geode.
487
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,908
Some dude stuck his
fingers in my mouth.
488
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,478
What is that? Is that
like a desert power thing?
489
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,979
When things started
escalating, I just rolled up
490
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,914
into a little ball
like an armadillo.
491
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,584
Fellas,
can I get real for a second?
492
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,755
I was thinking
about Aly the entire time.
493
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,825
This is one of her barrettes.
494
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,262
You know, women use barrettes
495
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,998
to keep their hairs in
different styles. Yeah.
496
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,601
And Aly uses this to pin
her hair up when she's on duty.
497
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,202
And I kept it.
498
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,505
(chuckles)
That's how pathetic I am.
499
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,606
That's not pathetic.
500
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,541
It's lovely.
501
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,278
It reminds me of all
my old lost loves.
502
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,182
Yeah. Cece.
503
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,184
Or my ex.
504
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,685
She was a pill,
505
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,021
but when she used to go
to second base on me,
506
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,757
she was like Joe Morgan.
507
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,628
You know, a lot of people
don't know this,
508
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:15,032
but, uh,
Aly's full name is Alison.
509
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,470
I like to imagine that she
was named after the song.
510
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,439
♪ Alison ♪
511
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,075
♪ I know this world ♪
512
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,711
♪ Is killing you ♪
513
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,048
♪ Alison ♪
514
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,583
♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
515
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,487
♪ My aim is true. ♪
516
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,389
Sorry I got us
into this, Nick.
517
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,890
I was useless out there.
518
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,225
I didn't even get
one punch in.
519
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,893
That's not true.
You hit me a little bit.
520
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,562
I got my ass whomped out there.
521
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,064
Got whomped up
and down the road.
522
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,066
What's whomp?
Like a whomp-down.
523
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,768
Oh, whooped?
Whomped.
524
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:51,936
Are you talking
about getting beat up?
525
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,571
Yes.
Whooped.
526
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,772
I got this calendar bod,
527
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,407
but it doesn't
hold up in battle.
528
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,075
Look, it's 2016.
529
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,077
She's not looking
for a strong husband.
530
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,179
That... no, tha-that's
not what I was gonna...
531
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,581
That's not where
I was going with this.
532
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,517
I'm getting married, Nick.
533
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,452
How am I going
to defend Cece?
534
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,688
She deserves the best
husband in the world,
535
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,190
and what if I don't
have what it takes?
536
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:17,428
Of course you have what it
takes to be a modern husband.
537
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,264
Do you have what it takes to be
a husband of the old world?
538
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,599
God, no.
539
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,101
They would use you as a pelt.
540
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,004
Today, you fought, kinda.
541
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,273
You're gonna make
a great husband to Cece.
542
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,941
How do you know?
Because I know.
543
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,810
Because why?
Because.
544
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,645
Look what happened here today.
Because why?
545
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,947
Beca... ever since I've
known you, you've been there.
546
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,449
Okay, you're always there.
547
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,818
Even when I don't want
you there, you're there.
548
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,387
That's what a husband does.
549
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,956
You fight for me.
That's what a husband does.
550
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,124
You care about what I eat.
551
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,792
That's what a husband does.
552
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,294
You've cooked for me,
even when I don't ask.
553
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,962
That's what a husband does.
554
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,498
When I pass out, you comb my
hair so there's no knots in it.
555
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,833
That's what a husband does.
556
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,301
So, guess what.
557
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,469
You're gonna be a great
husband to Cece because
558
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,472
you're a great husband to me.
559
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,140
So that's how I know.
560
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,341
You're, you're
like my husband.
561
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,010
You're like my wife, but...
562
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,978
Yeah, so that's how I know.
563
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,149
Thanks for saying that, man.
564
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,751
Yeah, man.
565
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,997
(gagging, coughing)
566
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,506
I need this to be done, okay?
567
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,609
Well, you can't take it back.
I heard you say it, Nick.
568
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,844
(deep voice): Hey, hey, hey.
What you guys up to?
569
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,780
We're pouring out one
for our lost loves.
570
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,349
Good-bye, unrequited
love for Aly.
571
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,185
May I now heal and,
and move forward.
572
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,387
I'm proud of you, man.
573
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,190
And as a gift, I'm gonna give
you your own property back.
574
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,526
You don't have to do that.
I mean, it's not...
575
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,127
I don't really need it, but...
576
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,762
Whoa.
577
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,366
Aly is single.
578
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,302
Aly is single! Nice! Oh, great.
579
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,737
Hey.
Hey.
580
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,238
Okay, so are you gonna
tell her how you feel?
581
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,373
I don't know. I don't know, uh,
582
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,407
I don't know, I mean,
583
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,542
what if she doesn't
like me back?
584
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,710
What if I'm not
good enough for her?
585
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,877
What if I can't bear her sons?
586
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,112
You have to try.
Look, I didn't think
587
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,081
I was good enough for Cece.
You aren't.
588
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,549
Winston, I don't know how
this is going to work out,
589
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,551
but you need to know
that you're good enough.
590
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,553
You got a heart of gold.
591
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,155
You got a smile that...
(groaning)
592
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,257
He's been having some
really nice moments today
593
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,559
and then kind of freaking out.
594
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,827
You son of a bitch!
595
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,762
So, what, you guys think
I should tell her how I feel?
596
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,230
Yes. You absolutely should.
597
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,398
Let's go now.
598
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,566
What about your bachelor party?
599
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,900
Who could want
anything more
600
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,602
from a bachelor party
than their best friend
601
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,904
telling him that they love him.
No. For real? You said that?
602
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,573
I didn't tell him that I love
him. Let's be clear about that.
603
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,074
I missed that?
You know what?
604
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,275
I'm gonna tell Cece
how I feel about her.
605
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,610
I'm gonna get her back.
606
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,611
You do that, bud--
wait, wait.
607
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,746
BOTH:
What?
608
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,747
You guys go on ahead without me.
609
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,015
I'm gonna hang back here
610
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,083
for another round
with my desert queen.
611
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,754
Besides, there's nothing
for me in the city.
612
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,256
Wait a second. Don't you
have two kids? Yeah.
613
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,758
I'll be back Sunday.
614
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,925
I got to pick them up
from swim camp.
615
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,427
Good luck, fellas.
616
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,639
We should go now.
Let's do it.
617
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,975
We're men.
ALL: Men!
618
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,276
Let's ride.
Let's ride.
619
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,778
Let's ride. Let's ride.
620
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,781
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no. I'm good.
621
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,948
Men. We're men.
622
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,383
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sit, sit, sit.
623
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,552
♪ I've got
the eye of the tiger ♪
624
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:29,987
♪ A fighter ♪
625
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,288
Best bachelor
party ever, Nick!
626
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,489
What's that, man?!
627
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,058
What?!
What?!
628
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,059
What?!
I didn't hear you.
629
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,360
All right.
I didn't hear you.
630
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,361
SCHMIDT (laughing): Yeah.
NICK: Yeah, man.
631
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,396
SCHMIDT: Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
632
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,465
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